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[brandycranby]

one thing about us is we will combine our interests! so i present to you: soft thoughts about you and jake jensen — animal crossing new horizons edition! 🤍

when he completes his museum, jake asks you to go over to his island for a virtual (but in-person) date night. he says you two can walk around and read all the facts on the signs together. you arrive at his island and he’s waiting for you in front of the museum. when jake’s character gives yours a flower in your favorite color, it’s hard to do anything but giggle into his shoulder as his arm around you pulls you even closer.

on the custom design app, you make a few designs for jake that are a copy of the t-shirts he owns in real life and he loves it so so much.

you don’t think there’s anyone else in the world who uses the nookphone camera app as much as jake. when you finally get your favorite villager on your island, he wants a picture of you 3 together. when you gift him clothing that matches the outfit your character has on, jake quickly puts it on his character so he can get a cute photo. when you’re giving him a tour of your remodeled island, he insists on taking a picture of you in front of your pretty garden of cross-pollinated flowers.

jake is a bit of a history nerd and this extends to art history. when redd visits your island, jake is always happy to help you choose the real artwork. he never has to look it up and it impresses you every single time.

with jake’s military background and line of work, he’s used to living and doing tasks by a schedule. he has a sleep schedule and doesn’t oversleep. lounging in bed is different; he has no problem with that, especially if it’s next to you. jake feels comfort from your presence under the warm sheets, even if you’re still asleep. very rarely does he go past a certain number of hours a night. so on sunday mornings when he’s awake and you keep drifting in and out of sleep, he grabs your switch to help you buy turnips from daisy mae while he cuddles you.

aghhhhhh tt!! 🥺🥺 I love and cherish all of these headcanons so much!!! 🫶🏻💕💕

yes yes going through the entire museum, sitting on the benches together while you're cuddling together irl. or would it be cuter if you were in separate rooms? hehe going into the bug section together and spending time in the pretty fountain room (also screaming and running away from the spider tree, it jumpscared me today 🥲)

his sd card will get so full aaaa but i love that. maybe he's like that irl too. at his niece's soccer games? at your first day of work or promotion or whatever? on a roadtrip? photos, photos, photos. ooo secretly artsy jake? mr art history? photography whiz?? im loves him

hehe tomorrow will be my first time meeting daisy mae (i'm excited - she's so cute) and i'm nervous 😖 jakey needs to take over the stalk market for me, im no good at these things. i see ur veteran jakey details, i love u for it!! hehe just bc he wakes up early doesn't mean he needs to leave me all cold in bed 😌

[tiptapricock]

Also for my love of trans guys, can you do trans Johnlaoshi ? If you don't know how to write ot3 just trans Kung Lao with anyone.

I can absolutely do those three and in fact it would b a pleAsure to.

Send me some Mortal Kombat characters or ships for some NSFW headcanons!

(Btw general hcs im operating off of for myself r none of them have bottom op, Kenshi n Johnny have had top, n Kung Lao is no op occasional binding depending on what he’s up for. Words used here include cock, dick, folds, entrance, and chest)

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In the early days when they’re all at the academy, the dynamic is focused around Kung Lao and Johnny having fun

They fool around with each other, because it’s easy and good and they get the other’s brashness, and then they stumble into Kenshi being in the equation. Maybe through him walking in on them, maybe through a bet or an argument or a charged promise of revenge that leads into hurried touching and curled toes. Either way, it happens

From there it becomes a game, a push and pull of energy between the three of them

Kenshi is in it for the stress relief. It’s good sex, and an outlet to mess around with his friends who he regrettably enjoys fucking (even if they still annoy the shit out of him)

Johnny and Kung Lao are in it for the bit, to see who can goad Kenshi into things, who can get him to bite back first and show his fun side. It’s a challenge to make things more interesting

Plus, it is hot

“Look at that, Johnny.” Kung Lao bites his lip with a smirk as he watches Kenshi enter the room, his eyes running over the two of them as he takes his coat off, the evening already well under way. “We’ve got a visitor.”

They’re in Kenshi and Johnny’s quarters, kneeling upright on the bed as they rub against each, their cocks shiny and flushed as they bulge up from their folds

Kenshi watches quietly as he gets undressed and goes casually through the movements of getting ready himself, his eyes heated as he works on the harness of his strap

“We’re comparing sizes up close, Kendoll,” Johnny says breathlessly.

Kung Lao grinds his hips forward, making Johnny grunt, and smirks at Kenshi again. “Want to referee on who’s bigger?” he asks.

Kenshi makes a low sound, stalking over and tugging Kung Lao off Johnny. He presses him down, and Kung Lao kind of laughs, smirking. “Oh no, it seems I’ve been captured by a swordsman,” he says, and then, dropping his voice all mockingly sweet, “How deep will you impale me, sir?”

Kenshi sinks to his elbows and growls in Kung Lao’s ear, “Until you make a good sheath.”

Kung Lao’s breath hitches. “Shit, Kenshi…”

Kenshi starts to work him open, and Johnny can’t take his eyes off them

Kenshi sinks his fingers in, firm and deep, and Kung Lao makes such nice sounds and—

Johnny watches intently, touching himself while they get into it

Depending on the type of night, it can go several ways from there

On days they’re on good terms, Johnny will eventually migrate to press against Kenshi’s back, feeling him over as he rocks into Kung Lao. He’ll croon over the two of them, telling them how good they look, how nice they sound

On other nights, Johnny gets punishment. If he’s dragged his feet or been too much of an ass, Kenshi won’t let him in. He just has to stay worked up, curling into himself while he’s forced to watch from a distance

The three of them don’t really have defined roles, though. They’re always experimenting and exploring with each other

Sex becomes almost like another competition, something to one up each other on just like in training

Johnny and Kung Lao find (to their delight) that Kenshi is actually up for very stupid and risky things, if they lead him into it enough

Blowjobs behind the washrooms? (Are you chicken, Takahashi?)

Groping under the table at meals? (I’ll give you Sento if you don’t make a sound)

They feed off each other’s energy and antics, sweaty arms slung over shoulders after a hard training session blending into nails scraping down thighs and over leather as Kenshi keeps Johnny in place, Kung Lao buried deep in his throat

There are still genuine tender moments here and there though, especially in the time between Raiden becoming champion and the actual tournament, when Raiden is way more removed as he trains harder and they’re all feeling some of the sting from losing

I think some of Kung Lao’s insecurities seep out a bit here, being second suddenly, and the physical relationship helps a lot

He’s always been gung ho in his masculinity, in himself, but after losing to Raiden and hearing comments that disdain his garishness… some worries sneak in that morph and rot into doubts about himself

He finds days that his confidence stutters, that he worries about how he’s perceived in his manhood. Johnny and Kenshi notice how bothered he is by all of it, and help to reaffirm him a lot in different ways

Sometimes that’s by letting him feel in control and on top by domming them both, his hips snapping into Johnny as Kenshi watches from the sidelines, restrained and still dressed with a sweaty brow, and others it is something subtle in the passive moments of pleasure they swap on rest days

“God, Kenshi, you seein’ this thing?”

Kenshi glances down from where he’s reading at Kung Lao’s side, both of them reclined casually while Johnny lays between Kung Lao’s legs, and whistles

“Nice cock,” he says. “Very handsome.”

Johnny grins in response, and Kung Lao lets out a soft breath as he starts stroking him again. “Great cock,” he emphasizes

Kenshi rolls his eyes, putting his book down and turning onto his side, one hand settling idly on Kung Lao’s stomach where his shirt’s been rucked up. “He’s got ‘Great’ everything, Cage. Told us he takes after his ancestor, didn’t he?”

“Mmm.” Johnny leans down to mouth at Kung Lao’s entrance, running his tongue up and over his dick. “That he did,” he says, kissing the tip. His hands twitch slightly on Kung Lao’s thighs, and Johnny groans, distracted for a moment. “Damn… Takes after a damn tree, too. God these legs…”

Kenshi huffs as Johnny settles down to take Kung Lao in his mouth again, his own hand wandering up to push Kung Lao’s shirt out of the way and begin gently kneading at his chest, squeezing the flesh and rolling it beneath his palm. The mix of sensations makes Kung Lao’s eyes flutter closed.

“You guys suck,” he mumbles.

Kenshi noses against his jaw, moving some of his loose hair out of the way to kiss the skin. His fingers tug pointedly at Kung Lao’s nipple. “That’s Johnny’s job,” he mutters.

That tender piece of their dynamic, that feels different from the friendship and the sex, only grows during their time in Outworld

By the time they’re post Kenshi blinding, there’s a lot more slowness and touch to everything they do, they’re not as rushed and are all more familiar. Whatever relationship this is is… solid.

Johnny gets even more touchy than he already was. Nearly losing Kenshi and learning… concerning things about different fates in previous timelines from slips and interactions in the chaos between realms has made him… clingy. He doesn’t want to lose this, either of them, and feeling both of them under him, around him, inside him, is one of the best ways to feel full and secure that they’re… ok

They feel up each others bodies, the old scars and the new, grounding each other as they grind on each other

Johnny tells Kenshi how he’s got him, how he’s always got his back as he fingers him open while Kenshi’s in his lap, his movements slow, and Kenshi lets himself relax for once, feeling safe even without Sento assisting as Kung Lao kisses all over his chest and stomach

Calloused fingers scarred with small cuts from hat practice run over Kenshi’s top scars and the tattoos that cover and decorate them, and the areas on his ribs that unsafe binding used to bite into the skin

Kung Lao leans up to suck into his neck, carding fingers through his hair only to reach past and tug Johnny a bit closer by his nape, both of them sandwiching Kenshi between them

He can hear their dual smirks as they mutter to each other, about how lovely he looks, about how good he feels. There’s a soft sound as they kiss, a little hum, before Johnny’s chin hooks over Kenshi’s shoulder, his cologne strong

“We’ve been talking, babe, and uh…” He laughs slightly, almost sounding worried, and kisses Kenshi’s neck, crooking his fingers suddenly. Kenshi makes a sharp sound, hands scrabbling up to grip Kung Lao’s arms. “I know you’re up for bein’ in my movies, but uh… would you ever wanna make a private flick?”

Kenshi groans, rocking down into Johnny’s touch hard

“Told you he’d hate it,” Kung Lao prods.

Johnny sputters. “I don’t know if that was hating it, maybe a little disapproving but—”

Kenshi makes a grunt in protest, grip immediately tightening. God they’re both idiots. His idiots, though… maybe he’s not that far behind them with what he’s imagining right now

He tilts his face up with a gasp as Johnny’s palm grinds against his cock, his mouth finding the edge of Kung Lao’s jaw. “I really—” He swallows thickly. “I really don’t hate it,” he breathes.

Kung Lao makes a sound of surprise, but it’s muffled as Kenshi kisses him, swallowing the next grunt of appreciation as Kung Lao melts forward

Johnny laughs from behind him, pushing them both down until Kenshi is laying on Kung Lao’s chest, Johnny still knuckle deep inside him

“That’s great to hear, Kendoll, ‘cause honestly?” His hand runs past Kenshi’s thigh to skirt over Kung Lao’s. “I’ve been wanting to capture this view for a while.”

[finalgirlkateausten]

I DON'T TRUST NOBODY AND NOBODY TRUSTS ME

Succession ✧ 690 words ✧ At the reception, Karolina clocks Kendall's subterfuge, and has something to say about being overlooked.

✧

Karolina is in the middle of listening to a tipsy Sally Anne tell a story about having to face off against Caroline wearing nothing but her underwear when Gerri nudges her in the arm, hard. “Karolina,” she hisses, “what the fuck is this?”

Coming from Gerri, that’s generally not a good question, and Karolina frowns as she leans over the offered phone screen. Roy family unrest involving key members of Waystar RoyCo may threaten the pending deal with GoJo, says a confident Waystar source.

Karolina’s jaw drops a little as she looks back up at Gerri. “That’s not me.” It certainly should be-- the twitter account, the classic byline of confident Waystar source, but everything she knows says the GoJo deal is solid and necessary, even if Kendall and Roman are being a little bitchy about it. 

Wait. Fuck.

“That’s not me,” she repeats to Gerri, her tone hushed. “I’ll be right back.”

She finds Hugo in a corner by the bar talking to Colin, who she excuses efficiently with a slight touch to his arm and a smile too bright for a funeral until he gets the hint. When he’s gone, she folds her arms over her chest, facing Hugo head on.

“I don’t know what you think you’re doing,” she says calmly, “but you’re fired.”

“Yeah, I don’t think so,” he says, way too fucking nonchalant for the glare she’s leveling at him.

She scoffs. “Excuse me?”

“I think it’s well within my job description to follow an express order directly from the CEO,” Hugo brags, a disgusting smirk crawling across his face despite him clearly trying to keep it in check. “Look, Karolina, you’re good at your job, but… look at it this way, a hunting dog can work hard all day, can run for miles, and at the end of the day still sleeps in a kennel. The lap dog is the one who’s in a nice warm bed.”

The pieces fall into place with a relieving clarity, seeing as Karolina spends a good portion of her time trying to guess what any of the Roys’ plans really are. She steps even closer to Hugo, narrowing her eyes. “Are you calling me a bitch?”

He stares at her, mouth gaping with no words to answer, and she scoffs and walks away.

Karolina orders a vodka soda at the bar while she regroups, scanning the room. Hugo must be talking to Kendall; Roman doesn’t inspire that level of confidence in general, and certainly not today. Speaking of Roman, there’s a viral video she should do something about, but currently, Kendall trying to fuck the company takes precedence. Karolina makes a decision and downs the last half of her drink, the carbonation and alcohol burning in that quantity and making her close her eyes for a moment. Getting vodka drunk is just so much more efficient than lazing around with a glass of wine.

As she crosses the room, she makes eye contact with Gerri long before she hits the table, and Gerri stands and meets her at a pair of armchairs off to the side of the dinner tables. “So?”

“Kendall,” Karolina says. “Making promises he has no wherewithal to keep, which is nothing new… anyway, Hugo overplayed his hand. He’s trying to fuck the deal. Maybe Roman, too.”

“Idiots,” Gerri hisses. 

“I think we should go to Shiv,” Karolina suggests quietly.

Gerri nods. “She’s definitely getting close with Matsson. It’ll be good to have someone who can get through to him while Kendall and Roman throw this fit.”

“And,” Karolina adds, “we can leverage their habits of fighting each other for the sake of it. Kendall thinks he’s already on top, Shiv will stay with the deal just to pull the rug out from under him.”

Gerri nods, her lips tights. “A riskier system to rely on, but… she’s definitely being iced out. You’re right.”

“I’m going to find Ebba,” Karolina sighs, “and fix this so-called ‘official statement. You got Shiv?”

Gerri smiles wryly. “I am her godmother, after all.”

Karolina snorts. “Best of luck.”

Gerri grabs her shoulder as they move in opposite directions. “Godspeed.”

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

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Sunny mumbles the words of the song on the radio and drinks the bubbling amber concoction, thinking about her fourth birthday party. Something heavy slams into the kitchen door. The toaster pops, even though it's not plugged in.

I've been having a lot of love for my precious magic-user OCs lately...

[elekinetic]

user ella nancysglock ik you hear that your scripts are phenomenal all the time bc they ARE but also in general your writing is so good??? and your SONGS??? you’re gonna be something great someday so never stop your grind of being yourself it is so cool to see all the time

hey so this is actually the sweetest fucking thing ever?? seriously like. i. thank you. thank you.

[koka-mi]

Sorry I'm a little late tysm for tagging me! ^^

HIBIKIIII!!!! <3333 YES I'D BE VERY SAFE I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!! And I bet it'd be less lonely for both of us bcz she'd have all of her pets with her :3

@nonomikun @ravenclod @toast-com @metalizmizmizmizm @rikohanamaru uhhh that's all I can think of rn xD if you wanna do this and you weren't tagged then still feel free to! :D (no pressure to the ones tagged btw!)

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

[godstrayed]

“It was my fault. It was all my fault.” (billy @ steve)

memes. / always accepting.

　Was he looking for sympathy? Surely, Billy would know better. And yet, Steve did feel a bit bad for him. The guy was a massive dick and Steve knew this firsthand. Not only had he beaten his ass but he had done so with so much rage Steve couldn't help but wonder what the fuck was his problem? He had given Steve so much shit it felt more than personal but he couldn't figure out or pin-point a time he had deserved it as he hadn't done shit to Billy. Billy Hargrove shouldn't have fucking deserved an ounce of his sympathy. Steve should have hated him.

But in a way, Billy had saved them all as well. So that rectified everything, right? They were far from friends but they had gone through something together and that meant something now. "The stuff from before yeah, your fault. You were a massive dickhead for no reason." Or no reason that Steve knew, "But the stuff with the mindflayer wasn't you. That wasn't your fault. It could have been any of us. You didn't have any control of what happened so you don't need to blame yourself for that. No one else blames you either."

[limpfisted]

" Ah! Yes, that's more like it! " Serendipity's ears perk up, hands clapping together excitedly as Wyll reappears from the dressing room. There's not a modestly colored or cut piece to be found in this particular shop, and for good reason. Truly, he's only looking for the most outrageous thing to put his warlock in -- yet, he still looks sharp despite jingling now with every step. " What a charming jester you make; I'm sure you'd make even the stiffest earl light up with joy. " The bard tilts his head. " Go on. How are you feeling? What do you like? " [ double edged sword. a compliment and maybe a place to start a thread if you'd like ! ]

“I feel like a horrid little clown,” Wyll sighs, covering his flushed face with both hands. “And not a funny clown, either. The kind that scares children, instead of bringing out their widest grins and silliest giggles.

“Oh, woe, Serendity! How could you do this to me! The Blade can’t show himself here ever again! No! I shan’t even the courage to carry on!” He teases. “In sll seriousness, try again, I am going right back into that dressing room right now.”

[we-are-inevitable]

EHEHEHAHAAHHAHEHE PIDGE THIS IS DELICIOUS

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- @we-are-inevitable ✨

ok im gonna be real this took SO long because there were just so many ways i could've gone with it, but i think i finally got it - truth be told i'm not really sure where to send it plot wise, but i have an idea and i definitely have a snippet, so hopefully that's enough :)

summary: i kiiiind of wanted this to be canon-era but unfortunately blood banks weren't a common thing until like. after WW1. so it's sort of a modern era, but kind of in the way brennan lee mulligan describes the past in mentopolis - it's a vague, grimey present-like present with some grungey noir vibes. the existence of monsters are known but not normalized - they're considered scourges in need of removal, but due to the nature of monsters (most of them being very difficult to kill and very little being known about them) monster-hunters are in high demand. the best way i can describe it is like a modern witcher gig - they're considered DEEPLY taboo, as their trade involves interacting and disposing of monsters, so there are many rumours of them being cursed, of them picking up diseases, of them being so exposed to monsters that they might turn, etc etc. so then there's davey, sweet little boy next door davey, who tells his parents he's taking night classes when really he's gathering up stakes and silver bullets to go kill monsters (listen. the pay is GOOD).

jack in this au... he's gonna have issues. that's kind of a given. he's gonna really resent his vampirism. he's gonna have a lot of issues around control, around needing to be somewhere he can't hurt anyone, around absolutely refusing to harm another person even if it means he dies. obviously in this au monsters are not what people think they are - they're human beings, they're capable of thought, and as jack clearly demonstrates, they're capable of restraint. but since there's no research on them, no knowledge about them, and probably a lot of yellow-journalism on people like pulitzer's part, they're so feared that they have to live in hiding, constantly fearing the day they'll be killed. jack is desperate to escape new york and find himself a place where he won't be a threat to anyone (i think he's gonna have some tragic backstory about hurting a loved one and trying his damnedest to never do so again) and no one will be a threat to him - but due to him vampirically starving himself for so long, he's gotten sloppy. hence why davey was able to track him.

now i do like the idea of 'davey would do anything for his family' being taken to its absolute limit (read 'i pull the trigger (with my eyes closed)' by jac btw), so maybe he DID kill monsters for a bit, viewing them along the lines of animals rather than people, but i think maybe some Tragic Backstory Stuff led to him refusing to kill any more. but also. davey needs money. and no one really knows anything about monsters besides other monster hunters so uh. haha. well i'll just show you the snippet-

The blood-bag lands between them with a wet slap.

“Drink up.”

The steeliness of the vampire’s visage sloughs away as soon as the bag hits the floor. He stares, eyes wide and mouth dropped open – not out of hunger, but just sheer surprise. He glances from the bag to David, David to the bag, eyes narrowing as his sense overpowers his hunger.

“Oh, come on,” David huffs, yanking the stake from his belt and stalking forward. The vampire skitters backwards, fangs bared – until David crouches, stabbing one small hole in the plastic. The bag breaks with a burbly pop, and the blood oozes, dark and thick, onto the grimy floor. The vampire’s pupils go wide. “See? Hundred-percent real blood, fresh from the Port Authority Donor Centre. It’s O-positive, though, so don’t be picky.”

The vampire blinks slowly, entranced, nostrils flaring at the scent of blood – and then he winces, covering his face with his elbow and forcing himself to breathe through his shirtsleeve.

“What’s your game?” He snarls. David tips his head back and groans.

“God, I do not have time for this,” he mutters, rifling through his pack – if the vamp wants to starve, he’s welcome to it, but David’s on the clock. From the corner of his eye, he can see the vamp lean forward, his body arched and feline. “Ah-ah!” David snaps, raising his stake – the vampire shoots backwards, hissing with his fangs bared. “No closer. You show me your teeth, I show you my stake, got it?”

The vampire growls, his eyes turning venomous.

“So you are a hunter.”

“By trade,” David says absently as he pulls out a small urn – the vampire grimaces at the foul smell – and begins to sprinkle the ashes through the room. Wiesel hadn’t struck him as the kind of man smart enough to understand dust patterns, but David still puts in the effort to make it look as though a fight had taken place, as though the vampire had burst and scattered across the room mid-brawl. It never hurt to be thorough.

The vampire’s eyes widen.

“You’re a scammer!” He crows, sounding downright delighted, and David’s ears turn red.

“I’m working!” He snaps. “Just – drink your blood.”

The vampire still moves with caution, his body still wire-tight – but this time, he doesn’t talk back.

[boba-at-323]

Stay-home dates with RIIZE !!

Note : OMG !! I had so much fun writing thisssss <333 || DID NOT PROOFREAD PLEASE || Also Idk what to tw but I have mentioned snacks a whole lot of time + I TRIED MY BEST TO MAKE IT GENDER NEUTRAL BUT LIKE SINCE IM FEMALE SO EXCUSE ME ;-; please enjoyyyy !!

Osaki Shotaro <3 !

Hmm, not a big fan, but as long as you're happy he is too !!

Omg !!

You ask him to film TikToks with you and he's MORE THAN HAPPY !!

So like you've saved a lot of trends and dances you wanna recreate with him.

He's so excited and gets all giggly over it!

Takes it a little too seriously…

Like you're looking at him with your jaw dropped and eyes wide because how did it take him one look to literally MASTER the dance.

Laughs embarrassed when you praise him !!

But you tell him that he's too fast for you ';-; so he apologises and suggests teaching you the dance step by step!

The two of you continuously burst into fits of giggles when something goes wrong.

ITS JUST SO FUNNY BUT IN A CUTE WAY FOR SOME REASON

You'd film like 29837209 TikToks and just have fun goofing around.

You might also end up exhausted on the floor reviewing the videos you filmed.

Thinks you look very cute and asks you to do this often with him!

Might get bored if you don't have a lot to do.

HOWEVER !!!

Would love to talk to you about anything really.

I feel like he's someone who enjoys conversing, so you might actually start having deep conversations that will last for hours.

Hmm rating 8/10 PLS HES SO ADORABLE <3

Rest of the members under the cut !

Song Eunseok <3 !

This man is literally so chill with everything.

Like you'd suggest going for a picnic on a volcano and he'd be like "lol ok."

Okay, maybe not that much but yk what I mean !!

So yeah you're probably sitting with him binge-watching some anime or series.

He's quiet the whole time and is actually very immersed in the story.

However, he will be passing comments every now and then.

And I tell you, these comments are so out of pocket???

Like you can't help but burst out laughing.

And he's just gonna look at you like "😐".

AS IF HE HADN'T SAID THE MOST FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE HEARD ALL WEEK.

So yeah be prepared cuz the witty comments he's gonna slip will crack you so bad.

Like it actually makes you question how his brain works

ESPECIALLY HOW HE DOES LITERAL STAND-UP COMEDY WITH THAT SERIOUS EXPRESSION !!!

But it's okay, that just means he's having fun!

Also, it's very hard to concentrate on whatever you're watching cuz he looks so pretty next to you.

Like you keep on looking at him, smirks 100%

"Yeah I know I'm too hard to resist"

GETS COCKY BUT CAN YOU BLAME HIM !!!

Also makes sure you get your share of snacks!!

I'd rate it a solid 9/10 cuz it's really entertaining!

Jung Sungchan <3 !

HE IS NOT ENTERTAINED BY THE IDEA !!!

But after much convincing, he gives in.

"At least we get to spend time together, right?"

YOU'RE BAKING TOGETHER YIPPIEEEE!!!

But what happens is like,

You're standing there tying your hair back, you ask him for help with your apron.

Gets a little too touchy

You have to slap his arm away and give him a death glare.

Pretends he doesn't know what he did rn 😔

Is actually a very good helping hand.

Like helps you out, follows everything you tell him to do, however...

Has his doubts, and totally shakes his head if he thinks smth is going wrong.

"Y/n are you sure it's 2 cups sugar?" "I don't think we should be using butter…"

NOOO ENDS UP GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE

Like he said, he takes up a large radius.

So this clumsy baby probably toppled over a lot of things, making a very big mess ;-;

Apologises repeatedly with sad puppy eyes 🥹

You kiss his cheek and tell him it's fine

Though you ask him to sit it out and let you handle the rest of the process yourself.

YOU DO DECORATE WTV YOU MADE TOGETHER SO HES VERY EXCITED FOR THAT !!!

I'd rate it a 4/10, this man is NOT meant to be confined to a small space.

Park Wonbin <3 !

Would prefer them actually !!!

He'd absolutely LOVE to cuddle with you throughout the day.

Like he'd just be clinging onto you telling you literally everything that happened to him cuz for some reason he gives me yapper vibes

Though he'd appreciate listening to what you have to tell him, leaving a trail of kisses all over your neck.

Also he LOVES your voice so much omg !

So he can also pull out his guitar and have a serenade with you (english 💀).

Would ask you your favourite song, and if he doesn't know it WILL make sure he knows it the next time you guys have an at-home date

If he knows, he plays it for you encouraging you to sing.

you tell him you think your voice sucks.

A DRAMATIC GASP COMES FROM HIS DIRECTION !!!

"Nonsense idc i just wanna hear your pretty voice <3"

Literally heart eyes for you once you start singing,

Like might actually melt, give you the softest, most lovesick gaze EVER !

There is a possibility he ends up messing up the cords cuz you distracted him !!!

He's so cute pls </3

Omg also, the two of you might also end up in the kitchen cooking smth together, blasting a playlist he made for you!

But you don't know that <3

He actually so desperately wants to do cliche romantic things with you but is too shy to initiate </3

It's giving that "Idk how to flirt so I'm just gonna stare at you till you marry me" meme

HOWEVER !!

Be prepared for endless back hugs because he's just so SO soft for you <333

Anyways yeah 11/10 (+1 is probably cuz I'm so down bad for him)

Hong Seunghan <3 !

My manz I miss him all day everyday ;-;

He's so sweet I tell you, agrees to literally everything.

Putting mbti and stuff aside, I think he'd actually plan out a few activities you could do together.

Like if you're going over to his place, hes prepared snacks and stuff for you.

Hmm !! Video games are a must I believe !!

Like I read he plays FIFA online???

SO yeah, if you know how to play, the both of you would spend hours playing together

I don't see him getting very competitive but will whine if you keep on beating him!

However, will also compliment on how great you are at the game!!

HE FEELS PROUD I TELL YOU !!

However, if you don't know how to play and absolutely suck (like me ;-;)

HE'D BE SO EXCITED TO TEACH YOU !!

When you mess something up, or like if you can't understand something, the pout on your lips makes his heart EXPLODE.

Like he thinks you're the most adorable ever, he'd start squealing if his pride lets him.

Ends up attacking you with kisses and hugs.

The game is long forgotten, just a clingy Seunghan showering you with love because of how adorable he finds you.

I'D RATE IT AN 8/10 TBH BECAUSE HE'D FORGET WHAT PERSONAL SPACE IS !!!

Lee Sohee <3 !

SPENT SO MUCH TIME THINKING SOMETHING FOR HIM 😭

Unlike Seunghan, I can see him playing board games and such with you!

For example, the two of you could be sitting on the floor playing UNO.

But that got boring CUZ HOW DO TWO PEOPLE EVEN PLAY UNO !!!

So takes out a Jenga set because he thought it was very entertaining!

Both of you are screaming SO much when either chooses the wrong piece to remove.

HOWEVER, HE'S USING THE SPECIAL SKILLS EUNSEOK TAUGHT HIM!!!

Which is unfair to you and you WILL whine about it.

"All is fair in war and Jenga"

HIS WORDS NOT MINE !!!

Laughs at you because you're definitely the one who's going to topple the tower over.

So yeah you all spend a lot of time giggling and screaming over board games!

OMG ALSO !! Thanks to Anton, he bought some Lego sets too!!

You all start good but eventually get so frustrated because you can't find one tiny piece.

Ofc you give up and spend the rest of the evening with his karaoke machine !!

HE !! WANTS !! TO !! SING !!

And please you're just so mesmerised the whole time he's singing.

Like woah??? His voice is so good even when he's goofing around? INSANE!!

Though you aren't losing to him, so the both of you get SUPER competitive.

RATING THIS A 7/10 !!

Lee Anton <3 !

Like Wonbin, he'd also enjoy stay-at-home dates.

I can see him enjoying doing anything, to be honest.

Like for example, the two of you could just be lying next to each other sharing with each other reels you see.

Or just him listening to you telling him some tea from your workplace/college etc.

Sitting on the bed together with a variety of snacks sprawled around.

Like Sohee, I can even see him building Legos in silence with you cuz this guy is so patient !

Oh also!

He'd pull out his laptop and shyly ask if you'd like to listen to the music he's created.

After listening, your face is the shocked Pikachu meme.

"Woahhh my boyfriend is so cool :OOO"

Get's blushy over the compliments you shower him with.

Brushes it off saying it's nothing.

THATS A FREAKING LIE LEE CHANYOUNG!!

NEways, teaches you how to try making music.

Laughs if you cry about how difficult it is, he thinks it's adorable.

You ask him to delete the trash you've made, but he creates a separate folder to save everything you've made with him.

ITS ART TO HIM !!! HOW CAN HE THINK SMTH YOU'VE CREATED IS TRASH?!?!?!

Plus he treasures it so much like only if he could somehow just make you feel how much it means to him !!

SO YEAH !

Pretty cute, very cozy, overall nice experience 10/10 <3

Thank you for reading reblogs and reviews are appreciated ! <3

Title : Stay-home dates with Riize || Word count: 1652 || Genre: fluff ! || Pairing: Riize x implied Fem!Reader (tried making it gender neutral pt.29382938)

[koka-mi]

hii koka how have you been doing recently?^__^

as always feel free to go on a rant / yap session :ppp

AAAAA HI RAVEN HI RAVEN YAAYAYAY!!!!!!! :DDDDD

I'VE BEEN DOING PRETTY ALRIGHT!!!! >:D I've already mentioned this before BUUUT yesterday my grandma came over to do my hair after who knows how long..I think the last time she did it was when I was 12?? so it's been four years :'D and she was a little sloppy in the beginning bcz it's been so long but she got the hang of it pretty fast!

AND IT TOOK SIX. HOURS. tbh that's not that bad--if I actually went to the salon it would've taken longer :p bcz they have multiple ppl to work on ykyk but that's okay. My mom and grandma were talkin a lot about some random stuff while doing my hair like how much my grandma hates her coworker and yadyadyaydaysh and they fought abt a few stuff but got over it super fast--their relationship is just super rocky so a lot of convos they get mad at each other for something xD but it's okay 'cause I was minding my own business playing on my vita and reading tbhk >:D AND I HAD HALF A CARTON OF ICE CREAM!! IT WAS SO GOOD ABSHFBDSAHBF I WANT SOME NOW but I haven't had breakfast yet SO I GOTTA EAT THAT FIRST xD

so now my hair is thisssss black and red mixture?? It looks better than it sounds I promise BAHSBDHSAB the red isn't like neon or anything so it's fine ! It's more of a burgundy to be honest--which looks pretty good with the black! My mom picked it out bcz she wanted me to match her :3 her hair is a similar color :D only thing is I hateeeee having my hair down so that sucked to deal with while it was getting done :'D I just don't like longer hair tbh it gets in the way when I'm trying to do like.anything. and I don't like how it feels when it goes down my back--so I usually have it in either plaits or a ponytail. SPEAKING OF PLAITS I AM NO LONGER ROCKING THE MOEMURA LOOK :[[ I MEAN..I'M SURE I COULD STILL HAVE MY HAIR IN TWO BRAIDS BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITH THE RED THERE :'D AND WITH THE WAY MY HAIR IS NOW IT'D BE HARDER TO PUT IT IN TWO BRAIDS CAUSE THERE'S JUST.SO MUCH OF IT BASHDBJ I still have the red glasses though so my moemura swag is still prominent!! >:D

OOH YES AND ON MY VITA One of the games I was playing was the battle pentagraam and there were a few kyosaya moments I noticed in some stories that were suuper cute <3 !! I wish I took some screenshots!! (I think I took like.one xD I SHOULD'VE TAKEN MOREUGHHGUHGU. maybe I can still show later when I transfer them from my vita to my laptop!! :3). I also played some project diva, im@s and neptunia! :D

and now I'm watching some pmmm amvs and mmvs!! I just love watching the way people connect certain scenes or panels to song lyrics! or sometimes it's not even to the lyrics, it's just to the general feel of the song. it's so creative!

HEHE ALSO THE KYOKO PICTURES MADE ME LAUGH BAHSBDHFBHASBFAS TYTY FOR THEM xD I LOVE HERRRRR RAAAGGHH

YAYAYAYA TY FOR ASKING RAVEN!! <3 AS ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO REBLOG/REPLY WITH HOW YOU'RE DOING OR FEELING!!

[spirallingstarcases]

The mental image of Pete tying a red string to their fingers while Patrick naps and then Patrick wakes up and just looks at him with the face of someone who's long been THE target for Pete's bullshit, doesn't even ask and Pete goes "Woah! can you believe it! it's crazy! we're tied by the red string of fate, we must be soulmates~"

THISSSSS omg the more i read this the truer it becomes it has happened it’s canon the only thing left is for pete himself to come clean abt this

[evilstalks]

For the Boogeyman, family has a strange meaning. He loved his sisters, Judith and Laurie, still loves them in his own cruel, unexplainable way. When he stabbed his older sister to death and left her nude body maimed and bloody, it was not out of hate. When he looked at her pained, shocked face, he did not get any satisfaction from hurting her in such a way. Even now, as he torments and stalks Laurie in the fog, it is not out of hatred.

He watches the Deshayes siblings from afar, not attempting to hide his presence, since he has no intention of killing them or making them his targets. He is simply fascinated and drawn in, so when the older sister calls out to him with a threat, he does not hesitate to step out from the shadows. He tilts his head at the twins, observing them both now from a closer distance. His knife rests in the palm of his hand, though he has no intention to use it. Not unless he is given a reason.

@evilstalks / liked

"We know you are there."

Spoken from her seat on a fallen log, Charlotte's head doesn't turn as she drags a stone along the edge of her blade. Best to keep it sharp. Heightened senses allowed Victor to detect the man's presence long before his sister, but a trained ear picks up on the sound of his muffled breaths quite easily. Twigs and leaves crunch softly beneath his boots — they're both accustomed to being followed & watched.

"Come out." A pause; eldest adopts a threatening tone. "Or I will make you."

[stevethehairington]

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I already know the answer to 1……it’s me >:)))))))

hehehehe hiiiii liam 😘😘 ty for thisssss, these are all greattttt ones!!!

13. Least favorite storyline?

hah. HAH. do i even need to answer this i think you already know 😂 please, see our dms OR see my answer to number 5 here lmfaO

23. Character you use to like but now hate?

oh man, haha. WELL. i mean, when we first started i did actually like abby. she wasn't a favorite or anything, but i liked her! now though. HAAAH. fuck that bitch!! with the prickliest fuckin cactus you can find!! hate her hate her hate her she is the wORST!!!

24. Character you use to hate but now like?

EASY. taylor kelly <3 i was big fucking mad at her for what she did to bobby in dosed, and that fucking souuuured me to her soooo bad. SOOO bad. and like i genuinely could not wrap my head around how buck could even look at her again after that. like. that's his DAD. and like. listen. im still mad at her for that, that was a HORRIBLE thing to do. but. by the time she showed up again later i was still mad at her and i tried to continue hating her lmao but she did, in fact, grow on me. and i did, in fact, fall in love with her. UNTIL THEY FUCKING ASSASSINATED HER. i simply do not see what they did to her after the breakup. the taylor kelly that lives in my brain did NOT write a fuck ass book and was NOT villainized and is livin her best bi life, kissing her hot firefighter gf lucy. <3

28. Favorite voice over?

NO FUCKING BRAINER HERE: TSUNAMI ARC VOICEOVER BELOVED!!!!!!!!! its just. SO FUCKING GOOD. "to be seen... to be found... isn't that what we're all searching for?" LINE OF ALL TIME!!!!! E S P E C I A L L Y GIVEN THAT IT PLAYS OVER THE MATCHING SCENE OF ALL TIME THAT IS THE EDDIE LOVE CONFESSION 1.0 OF "THERE IS NOBODY IN THIS WORLD THAT I TRUST MORE WITH MY SON THAN YOU" - WHICH OH BY THE WAY HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER GOD DAMN FUCKING PHOTOGRAPH PLAYS??? THE SONG THAT SAYS "WAIT FOR ME TO COME HOME". FOLLOWED IMMEDIATLEY BY EDDIE AND CHRISTOPHER SHOWING UP AT BUCKS DOOR. I FEEL INSANE JUST TYPING THAT UP. YOU REALLY CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP THIS SHOW IS INSANE. BUT YEAH. VOICE OVER OF ALLLLLL TIME.

wee woo show asks

[urf1lterr]

hi besties,

first of all- ty for the sweet messages! ik ive been taking some time off bc of school and work :( but it’s summer and despite me taking summer classes, i don’t want to leave everyone hanging for months.

i really want to try and make weekly updates (maybe one every 2 weeks if my classes and work are crammed) instead of making you wait.

so far, here’s the schedule i plan on fulfilling.

lovesick- next chapter (jun 17th-19th)

afterglow- final chapter (jun 26th-28th)

these are subject to change and aren’t official.

i could post earlier than the estimated dates or later, but these are my proposed days i am fighting to update. (don’t plan on posting these wayyyyyyy later in time if they aren’t posted on it’s approximated day- maybe less than a week).

but pls note- even though i have these days scheduled, i could still post today or sooner maybe if i have a great writing day !!

for future chapters of lovesick and other stories (i have many drafts of new work on the way!), i will post another schedule once these two updates are cleared.

have a blessed day 🫶🏼

WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD THISSSSS.

im re-uploading and posting (from my drafts) some other works for other artists/celebrities ive made in the past (like bts LMAO).

so if you aren’t interested in them, don’t worry! ik majority of my followers are pedro pascal stans so u can just skip them. but i do want to add them to my newly updated masterlist within these two weeks!

[skyland2703]