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user ella nancysglock ik you hear that your scripts are phenomenal all the time bc they ARE but also in general your writing is so good??? and your SONGS??? you’re gonna be something great someday so never stop your grind of being yourself it is so cool to see all the time
hey so this is actually the sweetest fucking thing ever?? seriously like. i. thank you. thank you.
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 109
Hammer of the Gods/Journey’s End
I have about an hour before I need to leave so I’m hoping I can get through spn in that time
“Hammer of the Gods”
Plot Description: Sam and Dean are held hostage by a group of gods who want to use them as bargaining chips to stop the apocalypse
Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: If a god wanted to kill me, I’d just be dead, let’s be real
My first thought was “THIS is where Jerry Parks and Rec has a timeshare and frequents for vacation? Okaaay”
Don’t you think that you’d REALIZE EARLIER that this place is too good to be true? Especially if you’re the WINCHESTERS
Hmmmm, now Sam’s bleeding JUST A LITTLE from the neck like Dean was earlier
I don’t have enough knowledge of ALL the pantheons of the world to say NONE of the gods have ever eaten humans, but I don’t think it’s out of line to say that it feels offensive to make it seem like ALL of them do (at least all of the ones gathered here)
(IMDb break to find out the actress playing Kali. Wouldn’t mind being invested in her career)
Thisssss is why I kept wondering how I was thinking Gabriel was also Loki. But I don’t remember who this gets reconciled
“Next time I say let’s keep driving, let’s keep driving” “oh. Yeah. *NEXT* time” boys, you’re being so funny about the impending doom of planet earth
Did they just make an AVATAR (like James Cameron avatar) reference???
Gabriel you dumbass.
Wait. Excuse me???? Why are we…why are we all of a sudden in a Ghostfacers episode? Was that just supposed to be part of a commercial break? Amazing
Well shit. RIP Gabriel, I guess
“Primitive screwheads”?! Well fuck you very much, Dean
Oh shit. Welcome back Gabriel, I guess
Oh, Luci, buddy, you’re not lookin so good.
Hear me out…I know how it looks. I know the optics. But there is something that gets my heart going watching someone take out their enemies one by one with ease. In a vacuum, this is hot
Why…why is THIS the Todoroki family drama? “Dad liked you best, more than Michael, more than me, but then he brought the new baby home and you couldn’t handle it” honestly, Natsuo as Gabriel makes sense…
RIP Gabriel…for real this time. We got the wings…
Convenient that they already have two of the four keys they need for Lucifer’s cage
Ew ew ew I’d be kicking him out with a QUICKNESS. The physical embodiment of pestilence would not be able to get that close to me
“Been On My Mind…”: Dean tried to hit on Kali, but got shot down QUICK. 5?
“Journey’s End”
Plot Description: The entire universe is in danger as Davros and the Daleks activate their master plan
I’m glad I had good things happen earlier today and will be spending the rest of my evening watching a concert livestream because otherwise I’d lose the will to live watching this episode
MICKEYYYYY!!! AND JACKIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Well that’s terrifying, why did those bullets stop? They’re in a time bubble?? Ok sure
I don’t like that this is the kind of interaction Donna and Jack get
The Daleks know German too?
Donna’s fluctuating self esteem is so real. She so often sees herself as “just a temp from Chiswick” but then will stand up to the Doctor about saving Pompeii and demanding salutes from high ranking members of UNIT and yelling at the rich over their treatment of the Ood. I love her
Truly, I don’t think I’d want to travel with the Doctor after this…getting trapped in the TARDIS and nearly incinerated inside it
One, that was a supremely stupid show of anger, Jack. But also like…he’s not DEAD dead, right??
This must have been a fun scene for them to film, the “oi watch it spaceman” “oi watch it earth girl”
I’m really confused about what Martha’s doing…
I did not expect to hear the Doctor tell Davros “we’re not doing the nostalgia tour.” Bud, I hate to break it to ya, but that’s exactly what I’m doing here
Wait……I love the way they either don’t explain shit or explain it so quickly that you’d have to listen to it more than once.
The Empire (Star Wars) WISHES they had what Davros has. The Death Star? Cute. Davros has a Reality Bomb
Martha, you don’t give Rose enough credit. SHE found the Doctor
Ok but so many of those people DIDN’T die…
Cool…glad we made a wholeass weapon and then it gets destroyed seconds before it gets used
ABSOLUTELY NOT LYING, I am laying on my bed crying and just saying “noooooo” over and over as Donna’s speech patterns get more and more like the Doctor’s. I’m so distraught
Hey. Hey. Hey. Isn’t “No More” also the name of the painting from the 50th anniversary special? I’m interested in the parallels between the Doctor and Dalek Khan
There’s no way this little trip back to the Milky Way wouldn’t have serious repercussions that would destroy all life on Earth, but also I know this isn’t that kind of show so I’ll let it slide
The whole Ten Too situation is so weird. New game. No more “would you fuck your own clone?” Now it’s “would you stand by and watch the person you’re in love with kiss your clone?”
No no no no no no nooooooooooooo I hate this part.
Oh. And Wilf’s heartbreak for her and everything she’s lost
You gotta love how both Donna and Wilf took the time to ask the Doctor who he’s got to travel with him now. Donna in her first appearance and Wilf just now
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Y'all, I read a short description of what someone (anxielin) would do with a mcyt Ratatouille au and let me tell you IM IN LOVE WITH THE CONCEPT
they didn't give us much (literally only 54 words) lmao
FIC HERE <<<<<
But I did extrapolate on it. I might not add on to this more but here is some pics and what I thought about what they said
I need to hear everyone else's ideas now
IDK how tumblr really works, like reply?? Or te log or whatever, I need to hear someone say something about thisssss. I need someone making noise about Ratatommy AU too!!!
Peer pressure duo + Allium Duo 💕💕💕
This is copy paste from my comment on ao3:
Techno is discriminated against because of his unprofessional pink hair and he refuses to change it. Could be natural or not, but ranboo also has unconventional appearance, so in a sense, Techno feels empathy because he's been in/ is exactly in that position, but ranboo is so clumsy and inefficient for an upstart and Techno is Competitive TM that he thinks the other chef would group him and Ranboo together. NO WAY Techno would be tolerant of newbie bringing down the average skill + efficiency + professionalism of the team
Quackity would also be a good head chef candidate XD
Of course he hates Techno, he already has a height complex XD, his c! is already capitalistic oriented and controlling
Now these are a bit more out there;
Wilbur as Ran's dad (but not really c!wilbur, kinda actual soot) because: Wil also talks passionately about things like music, politics, and the thematic points in dsmp lore/ music, he's a bit more sweet like older Linguini instead of Phil, c!wilbur died when he realized LManburg couldn't be his and it almost /almost/ mirrors Older Linguini dying to heartbreak after losing his m!stars
Or maybe cynical c!Wil is Tommy's rat dad
Prison Warden!Sam Awesomedude is the food critic whose heart is warmed due to Tommy's cooking
Or Food Critic!Nikichu whose love of cooking /food becomes buried under the pressure she's under for being a highly regarded W o m a n critic
also, I love imagining Ranboo out loud being like, oh my god,,, I'm talking to a rat... | Tommy: >:0 well fuck you too!!! *scratches or bites ranboo*
Long post, have a quick sketch head chef!Quackity short king
#allium duo#peer pressure duo#technblade#ranboo#tommyinnit#mcyt fanart#ratatommy au#ratatouille au#fanart
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Ssssneaky Sssssnake Ssssstalker 2 (One Shot) Sir Pentious X Rival/Mate OC Marie
[Hello My Sexy Readers, I am here with another chapter the second part we hope you all enjoy side not we glazed over the egg laying at the end of the chapter Enjoy!]
(sir Pentious pov)
We got back to her place as she went to her room as I waited nervously as I hear her moving before she walked out as she smiled at me as my hood flared open
She blushed playing with her hands. "D-Do I look okay...?"
I stare as I nodded. "A-Absolutely sssstuning. I just want to-- you look beautiful." I said catching myself. She looked perfect~
(Oh god it's starting xD)
(About time XD)
she walked over to me and pulled me down into a heated kiss. I wrap my arms around her waist.
(something tells me though she gets a little flustered when it comes to actually doing the deed despite all the sex jokes)
(XD Yup Probably took all her confidence to kiss him XD)
(XD Probably XD)
I held her close, helping my arms around her. I didn't want to scare her off. . I don't think I could take her leaving me now, but she was so soft, so warm...
I held her tighter as I started to get a little more confident, letting my one hand run across her collarbone. (I..okay if that's the part you chose.) I haven't felt this way in a long time. I pull away as she pants.
"I-I..I'm scared.."
"do..you not want to do thisssss?"
"No! no I do I just.."
"do..you want me to help out your worries at resssst?" I asked."From what I remember If a woman orgasm before penisssssss is put in it hurts lesssssss." I tell her.
She nods.
"May I eat you my dear?" I ask her.
(*You out~)
(XD May I eat you just kill you and eat you)
(XD Shhhh You XD)
She nodded slowly as I lift her up taking her to the bedroom as she holds me close.
I smile. "I-I am still scraed." She says as I sat her on the bed.
"Look into my eyessssss~" I tell her I was going to hypnotize her to get her body to at least relax.
(Don't do it Marie!)
(DONT DO IT!!!!
(He gonna get a taste for it)
She Hesitated before she slowly looked up at me, I could see how nervous she was..She looked so..Helpless, depending on me.
"Your body will relax you will have no fear with us making love~ It will be good~" I say and she nodded and her body relax and she smiled and pulled me down into a kiss. Soft and innocent but way less tense.
I held her close before I unbutton the dress, slowly helping her to slip out of it as she placed it on the ground before laying down, looking at me.
I smile and kiss her and then her cheeks and down to her neck. She let out a moan as she arched into me. I can believe this was really happening! I get down as she spread her legs for me, looking at me. I smile and slipped over her undergarments and set it down gently then give her entire core a long lick.
(Dat tongue though XD)
She let out a moan as she flinched for a second at the sensation before suddenly wrapping her legs around me. I smirked and slip my tongue in. It was thin enough that it can go in without tearing her~
I could feel that little hymen though as I push past it as she cried out, her legs wrapping tighter, pushing my head between her thighs tightly. I smiled and began to fuck her with my tongue letting it wither inside her and she clamp down and came right into my mouth.
I moaned as well as I felt this need for her grow as she looked at me and smirked as she seemed to notice.
"I don't know, I think that was a good date, do it again tomorrow? She asked smirking.
(He ain't even gonna realize she's joking)
"What!?!" I ask and she laughs.
"Pen I am just teasing." She says and pulls me in a kiss
I grab her. I normally live jokes, but I need her. "no more jokessssss" "oh I can't promise anything baby" she said. "Now come on~ you've gotten me all worked up."
I smirked and started to prepare her with my fingers She smirked as she went to grope herself as I grab her hand with my tail before leaning down,nipping at her skin as she would shudder each time. I smirked and knew something that might help. I bite her clit my fangs sinking in and spilling a aphrodisiac that came during mating season. It also numb pain and made the body able to have at least three times more the normal orgasm.
(Shit XD She fucked XD)
(Oh she's so fucked xD Also probably stung a bit xD)
(XD she so is XD I bet it did )
She gripped the bed hissing at the pain as she slowly seemed to calm down. I smiled at her and seeing already taking effect.
I hold her as I went to push in before she grabbed me, rolling us off the bed as she straddled my lap.
"You take way to fucking long~" she said as she lined herself up with me as one hand held mine.
(XD)
I smiled and thrust on into cocks inside her deep
She tensed as I worried perhaps I hurt her but instead she gave a loud moan. "Fuck... n-Not bad old man~"
I smirked. "This old man still got some tricks."
She smiled back, her face covered in a blush. "C-Clearly~" she said as she clenched down on me, it felt so tight and warm as she grabbed my hands, dragging them to her chest, holding them as I cup her breasts.
I started to massage her breasts they were perfect
She moaned as she looked down at me, locking eyes as she started to bounce herself on me as I swore I was seeing stars with how she felt around me. "Oh god~ you feel so good daddy~" she moaned.
I blush at that but I like it. "Say it again~"
"daddy~ you're making me feel so good~"
I flip us over and then start to pound into her and even added my second cock.
She screamed out at his not in pain bout pleasure as she gripped me tightly "c-Cumming!" She yelled.
I felt her cum and both of my cocks filled her with seed and to my shock eggs! What!?! I a sinner demon I should not be able to have.
(....To be continue)
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter we hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy all my friends!]
#yandere#yandere sir pentious#yandere hazbin hotel#yandere one shot#hazbin hotel#sir pentious hazbin hotel#sir pentious#sir pentious x oc#sir pentious x marie#marie#marie oc#OC#epicnessqueen
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