#ty for the aaask

[thereaderinsertlady]

how would you write a yandere bill? like, would he be overly affectionate, clingy as all heck, possessive, obsessive, willing to give you the frigin universe and more…or the latter, where hes just like an abusive caretaker who shields you from the world, and gaslights you all the time whilst not really showing any affection for you. i need to know, i love your work so much and im STARVED of bill content!!!!!

Haiii (glances over sadly to some of my bill requests. Sighs wistfilly). I REALLY need to get on some of those lol. But short little questions like these are easy for me to answer :3

Bill knows the horrors of humanity and how AWFUL humans can be (being old as shit has its perks sometimes). He's certainly be on the obsessive end, starting with observing you and getting very attached to your day-to-day rituals. You'd be some normal average joe, and he, of course, gets attached to you like white on rice. You were just so... silly! Just a little guy...... he HAS to have you. Like a collector, and once he's able to, he'll keep you somewhere safe, away from the rest of humanity. Any friends you've had? You don't need them! He'll keep them alive, sure, as per your wishes, but he was NOT about to let you see them ever again. Any family? Nooope, none of that either.

He would sort of teether on the line of a romantic relationship, but would likely keep things sexual. You don't make those pretty noises for free! So, he has to, ahem, get those out of you. And, he hardly lets you out of his sight, either. If he's not there with you and has to be busy, then he'll use his magic to keep an eye on you... literally. Ever see in some horror movies how the eyes move in the portraits?

So! That's how I would go about writing Bill- kinda a mix of the two things you've mentioned.

[capricioussun]

If Lace bumped into an inanimate object on accident would he apologize to it or get mad at it?

I think that depends on how tired he is and if he realizes it's an inanimate object and what kind...

If he’s tired enough, regardless of knowing it's an inanimate object or not, he'll probably quietly apologize and then continue on dazedly. If he’s more awake and knows it's an object he'll probably apologize if completely alone, but wouldn't if he wasn't. If he is fully awake and not aware it's an inanimate object, he'd say something a little sharp until realizing it was not, in fact, alive, and blush in embarrassment, trying to laugh it off.

A slight aside, he is 100% the type of person to talk to inanimate objects when he’s by himself, just silly little things, doesn't matter what kind, but especially things he’s fond of like plush or the coffee maker <3

Bonus doodle bc uh. I love him

[maranull]

*knock knock* MARAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hope things are going well for you bud!!! <33

Here's a few questions for Melina:

1) What would their social media page/activity be like

8) Made-up connections with other characters that weren't in the canon (friends, enemies, whatever)

6) Psychological headcanons (tastes, fears, talents, regrets, how they deal with anger, just anything that comes to mind on the topic)

9) Headcanons about their past

Have a good one!!!

BIIIIIIMBOOOOOOM

hi <3

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1) I think she'd have an instagram that'd be just pics of random plants, insects and animals. Maybe a few landscape shots as well. Basically a travel and nature account without the constructed glamour.

8) Me. I'm her wife. ✌ Ai'ght, kidding aside... I think she'd really vibe with Shanalotte from DS2 in terms of personalities. And she'd also like the DS3 Firekeeper, cause I think their goals kinda align. The Firekeeper ending is (if I recall this correctly) about breaking of the circle of lighting the Fire and Melina's goal is also to break the circle of death and revival in the Lands.

6) I think, deep down, she fears that her faith in the Tarnished might not be justified and that after her sacrifice, the coming Age will resume without true Death. One of her talents is that she can mimic the majority of bird calls. I think when she's really, really happy, she runs. Just bolts it to the horizon and runs.

9) She wasn't born the normal way, rather she was "spawned" fully formed like Athena from Zeus as Marika's last resort. That's why she lacks the height the other kids have, and also why her hair is so weirdly coloured. Marika was crucified soon after and for a long time Melina only had Torrent for company. At some point she met Ranni, Miquella and Malenia. She stayed in Elphael for a long time (we do find her clothes there) and lend Torrent to Ranni for the duration.

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ty for the aaask!!

[watery-melon-baller]

34, 44, 10,

ty for the aaask im s;eep deprved as all hell lets go

10. would you slaughter the rich?

absolutely. no hesitation. only question is am i physically capable of doing such a feat which is where my weakness truly lies

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

answering this again. ohhh. washing machine heart by mitski cause im an emo bitch (untrue)

44. you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

i answered this but again usiing this as a second pass. ive alreayd killed elon musk so it think i will kill. king charles or whatever just because i hate roylaty and it would be funny

[juxtaposedrose]

1. Favorite animal?

2. Best gift you’ve ever gotten?

3. Do you have a favorite pair of socks? If so, tell me about them!

ty for the aaasks

1. Thresher shark!! theyre so cool biomechanically but also so silly looking i adore them

2. favorite gift is hard but two of my most treasured are a fancy urushi fountain pen my partner's dad gave me when he learned I was into them, or a lil silver thresher shark necklace one of my GFs got me for my birthday. i use them both often and they both make me very happy every time i do

3. i have these handmade alpaca wool socks i got at a winter fair a couple yrs ago and they are the absolute warmest, snuggest, most insulating winter socks i have ever worn. as someone who gets chronically freezing toes in winter no matter how much i layer they are the one thing i can actually trust to keep my feet warm i love them sm

[girlwiththegreenhat]

(Many question warning) Do you like tea? If so, what's your favorite kind? Do you prefer sugar(or Splenda if you don't eat sugar) or honey? Do you like milk in your tea? If so, how much? Do you prefer herbal tea over other types? Do you like hot or iced tea?(Sorry, I just made myself a cup of tea[I didn't have my favorite, lemon-ginger. :(] and I got curious 'bout your preferences)

ask answers: speedround edition

yes, sweet tea, if this is stuff we’re putting into the tea you can’t put more sugar into sweet tea after it’s already cold because it doesnt melt and ive never tried honey in tea, i can’t drink milk, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i don’t think i’ve ever actually tried herbal teas?? i could be wrong but i cant even remember what i did two days ago lmfao, and i guess i’d prefer iced tea even though i dont think ive had either but i just prefer cold drinks to warm ones generally, rip hope you can get some lemon-ginger soon D:

[cenntaur-remaking]

does reason ever go bird watching. does he have any favourite things to do or any favourite colours?

YEYE reason loves birds...theres a reason he chose the bird mas gsdngj he likes crows and ravens and generlaly black bird types in general. they remind him of himself...edgy...

aight im kiddin on the edgy par t  bu t, 

his favorite colors are mostly dark purples, and he enjoys reading and spending time w pillowchan!! tho his job as edgar’s bodyguard also keeps him busy

[forte-days-and-knights]

Lavender

Lavender: Who do you distrust?

“Those cowards who would take advantage of people weaker than them.” That type of behavior went against everything she believed in. The strong were meant to protect, not exploit.

As she pondered it further, her fist tightened into a ball. There were some she had encountered over time that truly made her skin crawl. People who had stirred a fury in her unlike anything she had felt before. Those who caused unnecessary bloodshed and fear among innocent citizens. 

“More than anyone though,” she hissed through gritted teeth, “I distrust the Sechs Empire and its people.”

[natural-singularity]

28, 49, 55

28. i’ll love you if… you’re a good listener, but also open about your own thoughts and feelings. also if you laugh at my jokes?? 🥺im a goner

49. where i want to be right now - anywhere but here :-) lol but generally i want to move to the pac nw

55. tumblr friends - omg so many in just the last few months. too many to list tbh!! but if we’ve screamed about something or if we’ve only talked once sorry we’re friends now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

ty eli for aaasking

nice ask game ✌🏻

[capricioussun]

Do any of them have a preference for gifts?

I continue falling asleep periodically and without permission, apologies this took so long!Oooh gifts, yeah probably!! Lemme think

🩷 Rus n Sans - I'd imagine Rus would like almost anything, sincerely, card, chocolates, flowers, a knickknack – honestly just. Anything! He'd be so stoked to get a valentines gift, and (barring food gifts) he's absolutely keeping it forever lol As for Sans, probably has a slight preference for food gifts, but similarly, he’s mostly just happy to have whatever, and he'll definitely make some sort of joke about it

❤️ Edge n Red - Edge always prefers practical gifts, under almost any circumstances...however. If someone gave him flowers or a small potted plant of some sort, it would definitely make him blush and he'd put them/it somewhere he'd see frequently... Red definitely prefers food gifts, though more so savory than sweet – honestly, just take him out for lunch, he'd prefer that lol

🧡 Stretch n Blue - anything, and i mean anything, so long as it's a sincere gesture, would fluster Stretch very thoroughly. But a favored sweet of his (or something with a joke on it) is sure to make him feel extra fuzzy. Blue is more sentimental than he cares to admit, so something like a little keepsake that references some special part of your relationship is definitely the best thing to get him, but he'd be happy with anything else, too (except maybe chocolates, he’s not the biggest fan).

sfmetal, fsglass, the horrors, lovefell, glitchedswap, vesselfell, and Dos n Wingdings under the cut ✨

💛 Copper n Gold - Copper would geeenerally prefer food gifts or something small and useful, like a nice lighter or smth, however he'd probably rather just spend time together, maybe going out for drinks. Gold struggles a little accepting gifts, but, something romantic like flowers or nice cufflinks would have him blushing lightly, despite his best efforts (a revenge gift would find it's way to the gifter very very soon thereafter)

💚 Ghost n Haze - Ghost isn't a big gift guy either, but something like interesting candy would be appreciated, especially if it's something he can share with the gifter. Haze is opposed to gifts, especially anything perishable (food or flowers), but he'd begrudgingly accept anything related to an interest, like perhaps a nice journal.

🩵 Dove n Patch - oooh Dove would love just about anything, similarly to Rus. Just happy to be considered!! Probably puts it somewhere special to make sure it doesn't get lost, or in the case of food gifts, savors it meaningfully. Patch is also pretty iffy on gifts, but you can't go wrong with food! But maybe a gift card to a grocery store would be better so he can choose himself (can be a little picky about things...)

💙 Dusk n Clips - Dusk would honestly be a bit freaked out by receiving a gift, of any kind, but once he’s calmed down would...feel weird about it? But treasure it dearly. Eclipse doesn't have any preferences at all, but he’s glad to take advantage of someone who wants to get him something, although contradictorily, he wouldn't like food type gifts.

💜 Rust n Coal - Rust would prefer something like a knickknack or collectible through and through. Flowers die and he’s weird about food gifts absolutely. Doesn't need to be anything sentimental, but if you're insisting, just get him something interesting. Coal would be completely happy to get any kind of gift! Though something he could share with the gifter or his brother would definitely be preferable.

💗 Lace n Cire - Lace is a huge sap for any romantic gestures. Flowers, sweets, something sentimental, something meaningless but cute; doesn't matter, it's from someone who loves him which means the world to him. Cire's a liiitttle pickier. He's guarded about gifts, some simple is better, maybe flowers or candy, something he can easily make a joke about.

🩶 Uno n Sky - while Uno would truly appreciate any gift, something silly or some candy would be the highlight of his day. Sky...would honestly prefer quality time. Going out for a meal or doing something together. He’s a busy guy, and a break would be...nice.

��� Void n Perp - Despite anything he'd say, Void is always touched by gifts. Preferably something nonperishable, as he travels too much to appreciate flowers he'd have to leave at home and he’s just not much of a candy enjoyer, but something small, sentimental or not, always makes him soft. Perp's an easier sell, but similarly to Red, he'd probably prefer something him and his gifter can enjoy together.

❤️‍🩹 Dos n Wingdings - Dos would struggle to accept any gifts, but something small and romantic would surely get him blushing despite himself. Especially flowers... Wingdings would be so utterly surprised to receive anything at all, no, no preferences, he'd probably not even fully process he'd received a gift until well after the gifter has left lol