#ty Jade from Victorious

[dawnofiight]

If I keep having terrible sleep Huxley is gonna get impaled by a tree 😐

[luveline]

Jade! I was re reading your zombie au steve fics and I just love our bestie eddie and jealous steve in tbem so much:’) I would love to see more of their relationship love you!!!

love u ♡ steve zombie au. fem!reader

“Would you mind fucking off?” Steve asks. 

Eddie tsks under his breath, “You know, this whole jealousy thing you have over me is kind of sexist.” 

Steve could melt metal with the way he's feeling. “It's not sexism, I'm not jealous, and if I were, it wouldn't be over you, it would be of you.” 

Eddie grins. “That's all you had to say, baby.” 

You laugh but quickly stop, eyes darting to Steve's as you push Eddie away from you. It honestly makes it worse, not because you aren't allowed to sit with your (Steve shudders) friend, and not because it doesn't feel good to see you so quick to remove Eddie from your side, but because by doing so, you've proven to Steve that you are, in fact, aware of his jealousy. 

“I'm not jealous!” Steve lies. 

“And I'm not interested,” you say quickly. “Sorry.” 

Eddie shrugs and sits right back next to you in the grass. He kind of has to, considering the knot he's trying to teach you to tie needs demonstration, but still. Steve hopes he ties the knot around one of his fingers and needs an emergency amputation. 

“Jealousy is a horrible thing,” Eddie says, almost like he can hear Steve's thoughts. “Have you considered finding a friend for Y/N to be jealous of?” 

“I already did that for a bit,” you say, squinting at the shoelace in your hand unhappily, “but then she made me cry and Steve bought me cherries and I didn't worry about it again.” Ah, Vanessa. Old camp, old friend, you told Steve she was making fun of you and he never looked her in the eye again. 

He'd quite like it if you followed his lead, but Vanessa was a bully, and Eddie, to Steve's dismay, is a good friend. 

“So what I'm hearing,” Eddie says, his grin audible, “is I get to make Steve cry.” 

“Are you gonna–?” Steve asks you. 

You sigh and shove Eddie away again. He actually pretends to fall onto his side in the grass. “This is really impeding my progress in becoming a knot tying expert, Stevie. Are you sure we can't kiss and have you get over it?” 

Steve is jealous, but lots of the outward symptoms he shows are either from a want to be immature or just to make you laugh. He trusts you completely and doesn't think for a moment you'd ever, ever cheat. He even knows —deep down— that Eddie's a good guy who'd never do that to him. But it still rubs Steve just the tiniest bit the wrong way when he sees Eddie's pinkie finger brush yours as he corrects you, or your stupid matching coats. 

You and Steve used to have matching coats until your sleeve tore on a branch. Steve decides he has a vendetta against trees, and then he takes a few calming breaths. 

“How would us kissing help Steve get over it?”

“Not you!” you laugh. 

Steve loves the sound so much he pretty much forgets what he's annoyed about. “Sound more disgusted,” he encourages cheerily. 

“I'd never kiss him,” you say, tying the string around your two fingers and pulling the aglet through the loop you've made. Your wrinkled nose smooths as you check your knot against Eddie's, and then, in one of your cutest moments to date, you gasp and turn straight to Steve. “I did it!” 

“What was I impeding again?” he asks. 

You push your foot out with your over complicatedly tied laces and turn onto your thigh. He's a genius (he knows you better than he knows anyone, past or present, knows you better than he knows himself), anticipating your movement with his arm already out to welcome you for a victory hug. “Our laces will never need tying again,” you say.

“Except when you need to change your socks,” Eddie says.

Steve puts his middle finger up behind your back, nosing at your forehead. “You're amazing.” 

You really want the hug. Your hands meet behind his back and your lips brush his throat as you press in close, his lovely girl; you don't know how lovely you are, how the exact details of your hug play out in his mind frame by frame. He's made a million mistakes and he still gets to have you. 

You hug him and it's like the end of the world didn't happen. 

Eddie scratches his scalp. “Harrington, not that I think you'd be into this, but I've been tying that knot for the last year, and nobody ever kissed me for it.” 

“He hasn't kissed me,” you say. 

“Don't stomp on a downed man,” Eddie says severely. Then, sweeter, “Just a quick one, Stevie.” 

“A whole camp of people,” Steve says to you. “Any best friend you want. Hell, I'll share Robin.” 

“You do share Robin,” you say, languishing in his hug much longer than he was expecting you to, your arms having curled tighter now around him with no signs of letting go. 

Eddie Munson might have a crush on you. He might have a crush on Steve, too, or neither of you. The boy’s too jovial to tell. Steve will sleep better at night if he believes the latter though, so he marks the hug for your achievement with a kiss pressed softly to your forehead and decides for the hundredth time since you came here that he won't be jealous anymore. He has nothing to be scared of and he knows that, so why give Eddie a hard time.

Eddie smirks and closes his eyes. “M'waiting.” 

Steve puts his arm over your shoulder. “And you'll wait more.” He turns to you, murmurs, “How about we go and find you something sweet?” 

Eddie's lips part in disgust. “What kind of dirty talk is that?” 

You stand and kick Eddie without force in the thigh. “Thank you for teaching me, Eddie. Same time tomorrow?” 

Eddie drops his theatrics. “Sure. Let's do the next one Risky Business style.” 

You pull Steve away by the hand. He thinks you sorta like that he's jealous, being the object of his attention and affection at all, so he says, “If you leave me for him I'm gonna let a bachelor take me out, and not for dinner.” 

“A bachelor couldn't get its teeth through all this muscle,” you say, squeezing his arm.

Doesn't make a lick of sense, geeks only have to break the skin to get you, but it doesn't matter. “I love you,” he says happily. 

You lean into his side heavily as you walk. “I love you, too. More, for sure.” 

“Not a chance.” 

[brandogenius]

Would love a femme grumpy reader with anyone, total black cat gf vibes

‼️RPF‼️

HC - josette x femme grumpy reader (short

- it’s giving jade from victorious kinda

- josette has adopted to calling reader ‘vampire’ because they don’t like the sun

- usually given their designated little chair outside in the summer under an umbrella

- black cat vibes while josette has golden retriever vines

- they have this dynamic where reader would be the one to yell THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES while josette hides behind them

- “it’s giving cu*ty slu**y vampire. i love it” “that’s what i normally go for.”

- somedays reader will dress up in mini skirts and fishnets or go adam sandler mode who knows

- “jo how does it feel dating a vampire” “i think it’s fucking sexy”

- reader is not a morning person no way

- they are a night owl though

- short temper. easily gets agitated and grumpy a lot

- “i see you didn’t have your morning iced coffee huh?” “don’t talk to me right now”

- josette hypes you up all the time on instagram, usually barking in your comments like trying to rizz you up or reposting on their story

- you both have two different aesthetics but it works

- “hot goth mommy someone said in the comments. i agree 100%” - jo

[fandomgeeknerd]

nevada in the form of jade west from victorious

pls enjoy

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indiana: i saw a movie once were two people just like us were in a situation just like this!

nevada: indi indi indi

indiana: yea?

nevada: if you don't take your hands off me in the next two seconds you won't have hands.

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two humans: *sit in front of nevada*

nevada: NO.

two humans: *proceeds to leave*

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nevada: I CAN'T TAKE IT, I CAN'T TAKE THIS

texas: you want to rub your shoulders

nevada: DOWN!

texas: AH! *gets down*

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oregon: GUYS ARE SCARED TO ASK YOU OUT

nevada: THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT

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gov: i'm government from the meeting-

nevada: *stares*

gov: you barrowed my notes from todays meeting

nevada: *stares intensely*

gov: can i have them back now-

nevada: *stares in angry*

gov: or i could- oh god- i'm sorry *runs away*

nevada: *opens can to drink* thanks government~

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ohio: *stares at nev sighs* nevada's so pretty

nevada: three, two, one

ohio: *runs away*

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pa: hey-

nevada: *slams cabinet while staring at pa*

pa: oh-*scared*

pa: my names Pennsylvania

nevada: so?

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please take into consideration ty

i think i really showed off texas and gov's failwife energy

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

every single book I read in 2022. all 129 of them.

jesus christ

let's start with the best of the best; everything else will get listed beneath the read more because I'm not an animal. even just picking out my favorites is honestly probably going to get pretty lengthy, even though I'm trying to keep the synopses short.

batmanisagatewaydrug's noteworthy books of 2022

Complaint! (Sara Ahmed, 2021) - necessary for anyone doing diversity work in higher education, tbh

America is Not the Heart (Elaine Castillo, 2018) - achingly gorgeous novel of heartbreak and healing.

The School for Good Mothers (Jessamine Chan, 2022) - honestly? I feel very good calling this my favorite book of the entire year. sensitive, smart, chilling.

Black Feminist Thought (Patricia Hill Collins, 1990) - truly ashamed to say I didn't read this sooner. Collins' clear-eyed analysis remains crazily spot-on 30+ years later.

Hurts So Good: The Science and Pleasure of Pain on Purpose (Leigh Cowart, 2021) - I read this book so early in 2022 and literally have not stopped thinking about it since.

Batman: King Tut's Tomb (Nunzio DeFillippis, Christina Weir, José Luis García-López, and Kevin Nowlan, 2009) - dare I say the most fun I had with a comic all year.

You Made a Fool of Death with Your Beauty (Akwaeke Emezi, 2022) - a romance unlike any other. queer, fun, sexy, bold as hell, and joyfully life-affirming.

The Dangers of Smoking in Bed (Mariana Enríquez, trans. Megan McDowell, 2021) - DELICIOUSLY creepy short stories that will lurk in your brain forever.

Lesser Known Monsters of the 21st Century (Kim Fu, 2022) - if a more perfect short story collection exists I am yet to find it.

The World We Make (N.K. Jemisin, 2022) - I normally hesitate to include sequels on a list like this, but god DAMN Jemisin is the queen of modern spec fic for a reason.

We Do This 'Til We Free Us: Abolitionist Organizing and Transforming Justice (Mariame Kaba, edited by Tamara K. Nopper, 2021) - excellent collection of Kaba's abolitionist writings, drawing on years of organizing experience and wisdom.

Jade City (Fonda Lee, 2017) - look out! new favorite doorstopper fantasy series alert!

Priestdaddy (Patricia Lockwood, 2017) - about the best damn memoir I've ever read. heartbreaking and hysterical in turns, poetry the whole way through.

Batman: The Long Halloween and Batman: Dark Victory (Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale, 1996 and 1999) - it's always so exciting when something much-hyped lives up to the hype in every way. Batman at his grim and moody Batmaniest with a Gotham that’s deliciously bleak.

Station Eleven (Emily St. John Mandel, 2014) - I didn't think I'd like this book much at all, then ended up proposing on the second date. oops!

I'm Glad My Mom Died (Jennette McCurdy, 2022) - you will also be glad McCurdy's mom died, and also experience every other known human emotion along the way.

Kaikeyi (Vaishnavi Patel, 2022) - SPLENDID mythology retelling + political fantasy.

My Body (Emily Ratajkowski, 2022) - haunting haunting haunting personal essays about Ratajkowski's life as a model and subsequent alienation from her own body.

Batman: Bruce Wayne, Murderer? (Greg Rucka et al, 2002) - genuinely what can I say I'm a messy bitch and I love when the Bats are having a terrible time.

The Batman Adventures Vol. 2 #1-17 (created by Dan Slott, Ty Templeton, Rick Burchett, Terry Beatty, and Bruce Timm, 2003) - a continuation of the Batman: The Animated Series universe that frankly just fucking rules.

Little Rabbit (Alyssa Songsiridej, 2022) - a potent and erotic adult coming of age story.

The Right to Sex: Feminism in the Twenty-First Century (Amia Srinivasan, 2021) - thorny, difficult, vital essays.

Fearing the Black Body: The Racial Origins of Fat Phobia (Sabrina Strings, 2019) - jaw-droppingly thorough research into the role of fatpobia played and plays in the project of race-making.

On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous (Ocean Vuong, 2019) - yeah so it turns out no one was REMOTELY exaggerating. Vuong really is That Good.

Hench (Natalie Zina Walschots, 2020) - wild fun with a ruthless protagonist and her sex villainous beetle man boss; what more could you ask for?

Love Your Asian Body: AIDS Activism in Los Angeles (Eric C. Wat, 2021) - learning about queer history makes me feel like I’m holding something so vibrant and fragile and precious right in my little queer hand. this book is an emotional journey in such a shining way.

Never Have I Ever (Isabel Yap, 2021) - EXCITING short story collection centered on girls having Just The Weirdest Time.

and everybody else:

fiction:

Light From Uncommon Stars (Ryka Aoki, 2021)

Our Wives Under the Sea (Julia Armfield, 2022)

A Tiny Upward Shove (Melissa Chadburn, 2022)

A Prayer for the Crown-Shy (Becky Chambers, 2022)

Disorientation (Elaine Hsieh Chou, 2022)

The Laws of the Skies (Grégoire Courtois, trans. Rhonda Mullins, 2019)

The Monster Baru Cormorant (Seth Dickinson, 2018)

The Tyrant Baru Cormorant (Seth Dickinson, 2020)

Greenland (David Santos Donaldson, 2022)

Dead Collections (Isaac Fellman, 2022)

The Halloween Moon (Joseph Fink, 2021)

A Dowry of Blood (S.T. Gibson)

Nightmare Alley (William Lindsay Gresham, 1946)

The Vegetarian (Han Kang, trans. Deborah Smith, 2015)

The Metamorphosis (Franz Kafka, trans. William Aaltonen, 1915)

Before the Coffee Gets Cold (Toshikazu Kawaguchi, trans. Geoffrey Trousselot, 2019)

Woman, Eating (Claire Kohda, 2022)

Long Division (Kiese Laymon, 2014)

Jade War (Fonda Lee, 2019)

No One is Talking About This (Patricia Lockwood, 2021)

Portrait of a Thief (Grace D. Li, 2022)

Elatsoe (Darcie Little Badger, 2020)

A Snake Falls to Earth (Darcie Little Badger, 2021)

Glitterati (Oliver K. Longmead)

Gideon the Ninth (Tamsyn Muir, 2019)

Harrow the Ninth (Tamsyn Muir, 2020)

Nona the Ninth (Tamsyn Muir, 2022)

The Memory Police (Yoko Ogawa, trans. Stephen Snyder, 2019)

Even Though I Knew the End (C.L. Polk, 2022)

100 Boyfriends (Brontez Purnell, 2021)

Flowers for the Sea (Zin E. Rocklyn, 2021)

Any Way the Wind Blows (Rainbow Rowell, 2021)

Interview with the Vampire (Anne Rice, 1976)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (Benjamin Alire Sáenz, 2012)

Aristotle and Dante Dive Into the Waters of the World (Benjamin Alire Sáenz, 2022)

Into the Riverlands (Nghi Vo, 2022)

Siren Queen (Nghi Vo, 2022)

Strange Beasts of China (Yan Ge, trans. Jeremy Tiang, 2020)

short story collections:

The Memory Librarian: And Other Stories of Dirty Computer (Janelle Monáe, Yohanco Delgado, Eva L. Ewing, Alaya Dawn Johnson, Danny Lore, and Sheree Renée Thomas, 2022)

Walking on Cowrie Shells (Nana Nkweti, 2021)

Terminal Boredom (Izumi Suzuki, trans. Polly Barton, Sam Bett, David Boyd, Daniel Joseph, Aiko Masubuchi, and Helen O’Horan, 2021)

nonfiction:

Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity (Judith Butler, 1990)

How to Read Now (Elaine Castillo, 2022)

Playing the Whore: The Work of Sex Work (Melissa Gira Grant, 2014)

What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Fat (Aubrey Gordon, 2020)

White Tears/Brown Scars: How White Feminism Betrays Women of Color (Ruby Hamad, 2020)

Belly of the Beast: The Politics of Anti-Fatness as Anti-Blackness (Da'Shaun L. Harrison, 2021)

Some of My Best Friends: Essays on Lip Service (Tajja Isen, 2022)

One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter (Scaachi Koul, 2017)

How to Slowly Kill Yourself and Others in America (Revised Edition) (Kiese Laymon, 2020)

Sister Outsider (Audre Lorde, 1984)

Conversations with People Who Hate Me: 12 Lessons I Learned from Talking to Internet Strangers (Dylan Marron, 2022)

Cultish: The Language of Fanaticism (Amanda Montell, 2021)

World of Wonders: In Praise of Fireflies, Whale Sharks, and Other Astonishments (Aimee Nezhukumatathil)

Histories of the Transgender Child (Jules Gill-Peterson, published as Julian Gill-Peterson, 2018)

Yoke: My Yoga of Self-Acceptance (Jessamyn Stanley, 2021)

A Queer History of Fashion: From the Closet to the Catwalk (edited by Valerie Steele, 2013)

Transgender History: The Roots of Today's Revolution (Revised Edition) (Susan Stryker, 2008)

The End of Policing (Alex S. Vitale, 2017)

The Trouble With Normal: Sex, Politics, and the Ethics of Queer Life (Michael Warner, 1999)

Read My Lips: Sexual Subversions and the End of Gender (Riki Wilchins, published as Riki Anne Wilchins, 1997)

poetry:

Short Talks (Anne Carson, 1992)

Content Warning: Everything (Akwaeke Emezi, 2022)

Prelude to Bruise (Saeed Jones, 2014)

Alive at the End of the World (Saeed Jones, 2022)

Bright Dead Things (Ada Limón, 2015)

Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals (Patricia Lockwood, 2014)

Nature Poem (Tommy Pico, 2017)

Night Sky with Exit Wounds (Ocean Vuong, 2016)

Time Is a Mother (Ocean Vuong, 2022)

comics:

Batman: One Bad Day - Mr. Freeze (Gerry Duggan, Matteo Scalera, and Dave Stewart, 2022)

Spandex - Fast and Hard (Martin Eden, 2012)

Harley Quinn: The Animated Series: The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour (Tee Franklin, Max Sarin, and Marissa Louise, 2022)

Batman: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? (Neil Gaiman and Andy Kubert, 2009)

The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes (Neil Gaiman, Sam Keith, Mike Dringenberg, and Malcom Jones III, 1988)

The Sandman: In the Doll's House (Neil Gaiman, Michael Zulli, Mike Dringenberg, Chris Bachalo, Malcolm Jones III, and Steve Parkhouse, 1989)

The Sandman: Dream Country (Neil Gaiman, Kelley Jones, Malcolm Jones III, Colleen Doran, and Charles Vess, 1991)

The Sandman: Season of Mists (Neil Gaiman, Kelley Jones, Malcom Jones III, Mike Dringenberg, Matt Wagner, P. Craig Russell, George Pratt, and Dick Giordano, 1992)

The Sandman: A Game of You (Neil Gaiman, Shawn McManus, Colleen Doran, Bryan Talbot, Stan Woch, and George Pratt, 1993)

Run, Riddler, Run (Gerard Jones and Mark Badger, 1992)

Catwoman: When in Rome (Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale, 2005)

Batman: Year One (Frank Miller and David Mazzicchello, 1986)

Batman: One Bad Day - Penguin (John Ridley, Giuseppe Camuncoli, Cam Smith, and Arif Prianto, 2022)

Batman: Bruce Wayne - Fugitive (Greg Rucka et al, 2002)

Batman: One Bad Day - Two-Face (Mariko Tamaki, Jaiver Fernandez, and Jordie Bellaire, 2022)

Batman & Robin Eternal Vol 1 & Vol 2 (James Tynion IV and Scott Snyder, 2015 and 2016)

Batman: Their Dark Designs (James Tynion IV, Guillem March, and Tomeu Morey, 2020)

The Joker War Saga (James Tynion IV and Jorge Jiménez, 2021)

Papergirls Vol. 1-6 (Brian K. Vaughan and Cliff Chiang, 2016-2019)

Real Hero Shit (Kendra Wells, 2022)

Poison Ivy #1-6 (G. Willow Wilson and Marcio Takara, 2022)

and some gaming guides!

Monster of the Week (Michael Sands, 2012) - great game. so cool. cannot wait to actually play it someday.

Thirsty Sword Lesbians (April Kit Walsh, 2021)

special shame zone because I want you to know how bad this sucked, do not read this:

Rethinking Sex: A Provocation (Christine Emba, 2022). patronizing, puritanical, reductive, painfully cisheteronormative. weirdly afraid of group sex. not actually that provocative, just aggressively Catholic.

and last but most certainly least, a comic that I want to remind you all fucking sucked just one more time before the year is done.

Batman: One Bad Day - The Riddler (Tom King and Mitch Gerads, 2022)

Tom King, go fuck yourself. Mitch is cool though, the art slapped.

[readsalot1]

ATLA Main Characters Hogwarts Sorting

For the main Gaang:

Aang - I think he could go into either Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. Aang is brave, and sometimes reckless, which fit for Gryffindors, but he's also very hardworking (mastered 35 pre-existing forms of airbending and invented another), and he expresses a lot of loyalty/steadfastness to his philosophy.

Katara - Again, Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. She's brave, but more cautious than Aang (most of the time--looking at you Painted Lady incident), and has a strong sense of personal loyalty.

Sokka - Ravenclaw. Sokka expresses traits that could put him in any of the houses, but despite his claims of being the meat and sarcasm guy, he ends up making the more complex battle plans of Team Avatar (also he gets incredibly happy pouring over maps), this puts him in the category of valuing intelligence more highly than a lot of his other traits. (he's also the most obviously nerdy *cough*sherlock holmes*cough*)

Toph - Gryffindor. She rebels against her parents to leave and travel the world in an obviously risky expedition that could lead to death. She's also the only person in the Gaang to jump in with two feet, rather than being obligated to do it (Aang), or getting caught up in the flow (Sokka, Katara), or possibly being in less danger joining the Gaang (Zuko).

Zuko - This is going to get me a lot of flack, but I feel as though he really fits the stereotypic Slytherin ambition (hear me out, I promise this is well-reasoned). He states that even since he was a child he knew the throne was his destiny. It is important to note that at the time he is referencing, he was second TO LAST in the line of succession. Azulon, Iroh, Lu Ten and Ozai would all have to die for him to be Fire Lord. Zuko doesn't really have the cunning down as much as some other Slytherins, but he does not lack for ambition.

For the antagonists:

Azula - Again, another controversial decision, but I'm more likely to put her in Hufflepuff than Ravenclaw despite her obvious above-average intelligence. Hermione demonstrated that if you value other traits more highly, even if you're one of the smartest kids to be sorted in your year, you get put elsewhere. Azula values her loyalty to her father (and country's goals) above anything else, including her well-being. I'm putting her in Hufflepuff for the same reasons Mara Jade (from Star Wars; loyal to a fault to Emperor Palps--you should totally check her out) is a Hufflepuff: she'll die for someone else's cause even after they're gone.

Mai - Slytherin. She leans more towards finding someone more powerful to do the protecting, until she finds something she values more highly than protection. This fits cunning more than ambitious (unless you count ambition for Zuko's hand?), but still lands her solidly in Slytherin.

Ty Lee - Despite her bubbly external appearance, Ty Lee is friends with Azula and Mai and still holds her own. She's a lot more clever than people give her credit for and the optimistic airhead persona is partially a mask--she uses it to disarm her opponent before going in to take victory. She'd either be a Luna Lovegood-reminiscent Ravenclaw, or in Slytherin for cunning.

[t-305tv]

It was a bright and sunny day, and Tori and Jade had decided to spend their afternoon at the local park. They were sitting on a blanket, enjoying a picnic lunch, and savoring the warmth of the sun on their skin. It was a perfect day for a relaxing outing, or at least it was until Tori decided to showcase her (lack of) skateboarding skills.

Tori had never been particularly skilled on a skateboard, but today, she was determined to prove herself. She had borrowed a skateboard from a friend and thought she could handle it. Unfortunately, the laws of gravity had other plans.

As she attempted to ride down a small hill in the park, Tori lost her balance and tumbled off the skateboard, landing awkwardly on her outstretched arm. The pain was immediate, and she let out a cry of agony.

Jade rushed to her side, concern etched on her face. "Tori, are you okay? What happened?"

Tori cradled her injured arm, tears welling up in her eyes. "I think I broke it, Jade. It hurts so much."

Jade, realizing the severity of the situation, quickly called for help and soon they were on their way to the hospital. The doctor confirmed that Tori's arm was indeed broken, and she would need a cast for several weeks.

Over the next few days, Jade insisted on helping Tori with everything. She was determined to make sure her girlfriend's recovery went as smoothly as possible. Tori tried to protest, not wanting to be a burden, but Jade wouldn't hear of it.

Jade helped Tori get dressed, carefully tying her shoes and buttoning her shirt with one hand. She prepared meals that were easy to eat with a single hand and even helped Tori in the bathroom when necessary. Jade was there for every moment of discomfort, offering a reassuring touch and a comforting presence.

One evening, as Tori sat on the couch, feeling frustrated and somewhat helpless, Jade approached with a soft smile. She had a bowl of ice cream in her hand, complete with two spoons.

"I thought we could share," Jade said, sitting down beside Tori.

Tori's frustration melted away as she accepted the ice cream. They took turns feeding each other, their eyes filled with love and affection. Tori realized that while her broken arm was a challenge, it had brought them closer in unexpected ways.

As the weeks passed, Tori's arm gradually healed, and the day came when she could finally have the cast removed. It felt like a small victory, and they celebrated by going back to the park, this time just to enjoy the sun and each other's company.

As they sat on the same blanket, this time with their fingers intertwined, Tori looked at Jade with a warm smile. "Thank you for being there for me, Jade. I don't know what I would have done without you."

Jade squeezed Tori's hand and kissed her softly. "I'll always be here for you, no matter what, Tori. You're my everything."

And as they enjoyed the sunshine, with Tori's arm fully healed, they knew that they could face any challenge that life threw at them, as long as they faced it together.

[hknightdai]

REQUEST - A Gift from the Best Brother Ever - Victorious

Jade West x Male Reader

Tags: Tied-Up, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Titty-Fucking

Request: Can you do reader is Beck little brother who have crush on Jade? Beck decided give Jade for reader birthday by tying Jade to bed so reader can use her until reader satisfied.

XXX

Admittedly, you aren’t the most subtle person.

Your Brother’s girlfriend, Jade West, is incredibly hot. Her attitude, though bothering to others, makes her so much sexier in your eyes. She drew your gaze so often, you’d think they were literally glued to her sexy body.

Despite all this, you naively hoped that no one would notice.

The note on the table says differently.

It’s your birthday, and no one is home. It’s not as if you didn’t expect this, you were told a week ago that your parents are going to be out of town on “some business,” while Beck is busy with some school project. So, you also expected there to be a note wishing you, “Happy Birthday,” as well. That was in your room this morning.

But it was only signed by your parents; Beck’s name, nowhere.

With the expectation of a card from him, you open it. And your heart stutters to a stop.

Beck knows. He knows about you lusting after his girlfriend.

“Fuck,” You mutter, not wholly focused.

“Y/n.” It began. “I know we haven’t spent as much time together recently, what with Sikowitz taking up most of my time. Even though we barely hang out, I have noticed you looking at Jade. A lot.”

Though he isn’t here, you can feel the emphasis on “A lot.”

Skimming through it in a haze, you blink at the last part.

“Despite that, you’re still my Brother. And since it’s your birthday, I wanted to give you a special gift. It’s in your room.”

With eyes flicking from the page to said room, you set the note down. Nervous steps echo out. You stand before your door, staring at the handle. Reaching out, you grasp it and open the door; exposing yourself to the Best Gift Ever.

“Finally.�� Jade rolls her eyes. “I’ve been waiting for hours, hurry up and enjoy your gift.”

Her tone says she’s annoyed, but the slight smirk tells you differently. Despite this, you’re dumbstruck.

‘Jade West is in my room. My Crush is in my room! And she’s naked!’ You think.

Your gaze roams over her naked body. Her pale skin, her bare breasts, her pussy. It’s all here, for you. Just then you notice the cloth bindings keeping her tied to your bed, leaving her outstretched.

“Hey!” Jade yells at you.

You jump and once she has your attention, she continues, “I’m your gift. Beck and I already talked, so hurry up and use me!”

You feel a smile break out on your face. Despite her tone, a tingle runs through you. Throwing off your clothes, you get on the bed, kneeling next to her head.

She looks up at you expectantly.

“Uh.” You are suddenly struck with nerves as if this is a test.

Jade makes a face but she opens her mouth, leaning towards your cock.

You start but quickly lean forwards. Her breath is warm as she takes your cock into her mouth. Shuddering, you let out a breath and grabs some of her hair. Giving her direction, Jade slowly bobs her head along your length; taking more and more into her mouth. You start thrusting into her mouth and she raises a brow.

Suddenly, the feeling of this being real takes over and you’re emboldened. Your grip tightens in a moment and in the next, Jade is gagging. Leaning over her, you force more of your cock down her throat.

“Glghk!” Jade gags, her eyes screwed shut.

You pull back. Letting go of her hair, Jade catches her breath as her head hits the bed.

Taking a breath, she is interrupted by your cock once more. Holding yourself up with your arms, you slam down into her mouth, over and over again. Your balls slap against her chin; spit spewing from the corners of her mouth. Though she’s choking, you don’t stop, nor does it seem like she’s trying to get you to.

Jade grips the bindings around her wrists.

“Glghk! Glghk! Glghk!”

Slamming down, you grind against her face, letting her gagging and coughing bring you more pleasure. Just as you’re about to cum, you pull out.

Jade coughs, spit flying as she tries to catch her breath. Her breasts heave with each breath taken. In no time, you move down her shuddering body. You raise one of her legs and sink into her warmth.

“Ahh!” You let out a long moan as her hot cunt takes you.

“Really? Can’t even give me a seco- Ah!” Jade snips, but cuts off at your sudden thrust.

Jade is thrown into a fit of panting as she tries not to moan.

Pounding into Jade, you don’t stop any moans from escaping, letting them ring out into the empty house. Leaning down, you take one of her nipples into your mouth, sucking and biting. Jade bits her lip as a moan slips through.

Grinning, you grab and fondle her tits as you fuck her. Her walls tighten around your cock and your thrusts go erratic for a moment. Letting out breathy moans, you slam into her and cum.

With your head on her chest, you lay there, catching your breath as Jade does the same.

As you raise your head, you pull out.

Jade, with hair sticking to her forehead, speaks, “Now untie me.” As if it’s over.

You grab her hips and flip her onto her side. She yelps and is unsure what you're doing. Then you spread her cheeks and spit, just barely hitting her asshole.

“He-” She starts but grits her teeth. She already agreed to do anything.

“Ther-” She stops as her breath hitches as you rub spit-slickened fingers against her hole. “There’s lube over there!”

You stop and look over to where she nodded to. On your dresser, a bottle of lube. Leaping towards it, you grab it as Jade lets out a chuckle. Getting back onto the bed, you don’t bother with the cap, just taking it off and aiming for her asshole. But miss; spilling lube over her ass and your bed.

Grimacing, you throw the almost empty bottle away. Swooping the lube up with your hands, you go to rub it into her asshole but stop. Taking a whiff, you notice the lube has a fruity scent. You look over at the bottle, but Jade beats you.

“It’s flavored.” You look back at her. “It was Beck’s idea.”

Suddenly, a swell of emotion gathers in your chest, almost bringing you to tears.

‘My own Brother,’ You think. As if there was never any strain on your relationship, you feel so much love and thankfulness for his gift.

Your own brother. Your own brother gave you the chance to fuck your crush. And she’s his girlfriend.

Almost immediately, the antithesis of what you just felt, comes over you and you’re harder than you’ve ever been.

Staring at Jade’s ass, “Well, I can’t let this go to waste then.”

Slapping your palm full of lube onto her ass, Jade yelps. Running both hands over her ass, you spread the lube all over as you grab and maul her full ass. You try and move her onto her stomach and luckily the bindings are long enough to allow it.

Slipping your hands under her, you raise her delicious ass to your face. Tentatively, you do what you should have before, and taste the lube on her asscheek.

You freeze. It’s so fucking good. You’re not certain what the fruit is, but it tastes so good, you can't help licking it off Jade’s ass. Her small whines are music to your ears and as you move to her asshole, once your tongue delves into her, her moans are like heaven. You spread her cheeks, reaching further in, the taste of the lube, still on your tongue.

Jade shakes beneath your touch and you feel her juices cover your chest and likely the bed.

Pulling back, you take any lube left over and some spit and cover your cock in the mixture. Lining up, you give no warning before slamming into her.

Jade lets out a short pained scream. Clenching her jaw, she takes a given moment to control her breathing and try to relax. In that moment, you grip her hips and go still. Not for her, but because you almost cum. Reigning yourself in, you savor the nearly unbearable tightness of her asshole.

Pulling back, the thought that you’re fucking your brother’s girlfriend enters your mind and you slam back into her with more force than before. Jade lets out muffled moans into your bed as your cock pistons in and out of her.

“Fucking you feels so good, Jade!” You laugh. “But the thought that I’m fucking my Brother’s Girlfriend makes this so much better.”

Pounding her backdoor, you reach around and rub her clit making her scream as she squirts within seconds.

“Fuck Y/n! Fuck! Fuck me!” Jade screams, clenching the sheets.

Her ass bounces against your groin with every thrust. Your breath stutters and fill her ass with your hot cum.

In an erratic state, you flip her back onto her back, not even giving yourself time to breathe. You sandwich your cock between her breasts before finally taking a breath.

“You sure you got one more in you?” Jade asks cockily as if her chest isn’t heaving and her body is covered in sweat.

Clenching your jaw, you mush her tits together and fuck them. Within moments, you let out a yell and cum between her tits and on her face.

Grabbing the headboard of your bed, you stay in your spot, catching your breath as Jade calms hers.

After a moment, “Untie me.”

You look down at her, your cum lays on her lips and one of her eyes is screwed shut as more stops her from opening it.

“When I untie you, it means I’m done, right?” You ask breathlessly.

“Yup,” Jade says before catching the glint in your eyes.

She shudders as you grin. The rest of the day passes, but you don’t realize, too busy fucking Jade West, over and over again.

“Best gift ever,” You say the following day, after untying Jade.

[celestial-thoughts]

june 5, 2023 - weekly women's pro wrestling news roundup: week of may 29-june 4, 2023

this week's news roundup includes:

News & results from last week's editions of Monday Night Raw, NXT, and Friday Night SmackDown.

News & results from last week's editions of AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage.

Other updates and news from last week.

Dave Meltzer's star ratings for women's matches during May 2023.

Things to look forward to in women's wrestling this week!

Summer wrestling preview: pay-per-views to look forward to in June, July, and August 2023.

spoilers below the cut for shows/events listed above!

Notable news & results from TV last week:

Monday Night Raw (5/29):

Trish Stratus cut a promo, claiming that she doesn't care what the fans think of her. She then introduced Zoey Stark, who thanked Trish. Becky Lynch came out and was attacked by both Trish and Zoey.

A couple of video packages aired on Raw. One featured recent NXT call-ups and former NXT Women's Tag Team Champions Katana Chance and Kayden Carter. The second featured Candice LeRae.

Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler defeated Bayley & Iyo Sky, Chelsea Green & Sonya Deville, and Raquel Rodriguez & Shotzi to become the new WWE Women's Tag Team Champions. This win marks Ronda & Shayna's first tag team championship reign as a team. It's Shayna's third WWE women's tag team title reign (previously holding the championship twice with Nia Jax), tying the record most individual reigns. For Ronda, this is her first tag team title win in her wrestling career, and her fourth championship total. With this win, Ronda becomes the 8th woman in WWE to complete the triple crown, having previously held both the Raw and SmackDown Women's championships. match length-11:40.

NXT (5/30):

Gigi Dolin defeated Jacy Jayne in a weaponized steel cage match. Gigi pinned Jacy after putting her through a table. match length-12:34.

New NXT Women's Champion Tiffany Stratton came out to the ring to celebrate her victory. She announced that next week there would be a battle royal to determine the number one contender for the NXT Women's Championship. The celebration ended when Roxanne Perez, Lyra Valkyria, Thea Hail, and Fallon Henley attacked Tiffany and sent her fleeing out of the ring.

The mystery attacker was revealed to be Blair Davenport, who hit a Falcon Arrow on Dani Palmer before revealing herself to the crowd.

Cora Jade defeated Ivy Nile. Ava Raine attempted to attack Ivy, but got caught in a Dragon Sleeper. However, this distraction allowed Cora to hit a Rising Knee Strike into a Death Rider to win the match. match length-4:09.

AEW Dynamite (5/31):

TBS Champion Kris Statlander defeated Nyla Rose to retain the TBS Championship. After the match, Taya Valkyrie was shown watching the match backstage. match length-8:05.

Britt Baker & Adam Cole defeated Chris Jericho & Saraya. match length-13:13.

Friday Night SmackDown (6/2):

New Raw Women's Champion Asuka was a special guest on the Grayson Waller Effect. The segment was interrupted by Iyo Sky (who was once a member of the same stable as Asuka in Japan). They argued in the ring, before Bayley came out and said that a member of Damage CTRL would be winning Money in the Bank. Shotzi joined them in the ring, also stating that she would win the briefcase. Lacey Evans also joined them, followed by Zelina Vega. Asuka began to leave up the ramp, before being attacked by Bianca Belair, who began to brawl with Asuka.

Zelina Vega defeated Lacey Evans to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match. Zelina will be appearing in her second Money in the Bank ladder match, previously competing at the 2021 event. match length-2:49.

AEW Rampage (6/2):

NJPW Strong Women's Champion Willow Nightingale defeated Emi Sakura to retain the Strong Women's Championship. match length-8:00.

Other news & updates from last week:

While this has yet to be confirmed, it has been rumored that WWE had originally planned for Dakota Kai and Tegan Nox to reunite, likely as a part of the Damage CTRL split currently playing out on TV. However, Dakota's injury has almost certainly changed those plans.

Alexa Bliss announced on Tuesday, May 30 that she and her husband Ryan Cabrera are expecting their first child together.

And in another piece of exciting news, WWE superstars Emma and Riddick Moss (fka Madcap Moss) announced their engagement.

PWInsider reported on Tuesday, May 30 that Trish Stratus will still be regularly appearing on Raw going forward.

A report from Fightful Select on Tuesday confirmed the rumor that Mercedes Mone was originally slated to win the NJPW Strong Women's Championship at NJPW Resurgence on Sunday, May 21. It was noted that Mercedes herself actually called for the end of the match as well as the change in finish, once she realized that something was physically wrong.

In the same report, Fightful Select stated that NJPW is under the impression that the injury Mercedes sustained was a severe sprain without a break. However, those close to Mercedes have expressed concern that there may be a break, and that there was too much swelling to know for sure. They're hoping to have a clearer idea of what the injury is once the swelling goes down.

Alexa Bliss said in a recent interview that WWE has extended her contract. However, it is unknown exactly when Alexa's contract will be up. She stated during an interview in November of 2020 that she still had another three to three and a half years left in her contract, which would have put her at least through the end of 2023. However, it is unknown when her deal will be up now that WWE has extended her contract.

On the June 1 episode of Impact Wrestling, Trinity (fka Naomi) defeated Savannah Evans. Following her victory, Trinity called out the reigning Impact Knockouts World Champion Deonna Purrazzo, and issued a challenge for the title. The match was made official for Impact Slammiversary on July 15, 2023.

New WWE Women's Tag Team champion Ronda Rousey spoke with the New York Post after she and Shayna Baszler won the vacant titles on the Monday, May 29 episode of Raw. Ronda said that she and Shayna want to be fighting champions, noting that the lack of competition is the biggest problem. She said that they need to get WWE to care and to invest in the women's tag team division.

In the same interview, Ronda also talked about how she and Shayna had been pushing for WWE to let them wrestle together for years, even before the Women's Tag Team Titles existed.

Newly crowned WWE Women's Tag Team champion Shayna Baszler spoke to Peter Rosenberg on the Cheap Heat podcast. Shayna talked about how she and her fellow tag team champion Ronda Rousey had both previously asked to work as a tag team, and after WWE had repeatedly delayed those requests, Ronda finally put her foot down. According to Shayna, Ronda told WWE that she wanted this tag team run with Shayna, because Shayna is the reason that she started wrestling.

In the same interview, Shayna also mentioned that it's cool that Ronda pushed to work with her as a friend, because it shows that Ronda isn't just out for herself, something that Shayna noted is rare in show business.

It's also worth mentioning that Fightful Select reported in late March 2023 that the original WrestleMania creative plans for Ronda Rousey changed significantly. The original plan for Rousey's second run as SmackDown Women's Champion would have seen her hold the title until WrestleMania, where she would have faced 2023 women's Royal Rumble winner Rhea Ripley. However, Ronda pushed for a tag team run with Shayna, choosing that path over defending a world title at WrestleMania.

Liv Morgan has officially confirmed that the injury she sustained during the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship match on the May 12 episode of SmackDown is a torn shoulder. Wishing her all the best in her recovery.

News broke this morning (Monday, June 5) that I felt was too exciting to save until next week's news roundup: WWE have announced a multi-year partnership with Twitch! This will see the return of the official WWE Twitch channel and popular WWE Superstar channels, showcasing exclusive live content with a rotation of various hosts. Starting with tonight's Monday Night Raw (6/5), WWE will have a companion broadcast that will take you behind the scenes.

Dave Meltzer's star ratings for women's matches - May 2023

Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter. Please note that Dave Meltzer doesn't always rate every match from each show. Meltzer did not give a rating for: Rhea Ripley vs. Natalya at Night of Champions, Jade Cargill vs Kris Statlander at Double or Nothing, the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship fatal four way on the May 29 episode of Raw, or Kris Statlander vs. Nyla Rose on the May 31 episode of AEW Dynamite.

WWE main roster women's match ratings:

Raw Women's Championship - Bianca Belair (c) vs. Iyo Sky: 4.25 stars (WWE Backlash, May 6, 2023)

SmackDown Women's Championship - Rhea Ripley (c) vs. Zelina Vega: 2 stars (WWE Backlash, May 6, 2023)

Trish Stratus vs. Becky Lynch: 3.25 stars (WWE Night of Champions, May 27, 2023)

Raw Women's Championship - Bianca Belair (c) vs. Asuka: 3.25 stars (WWE Night of Champions, May 27, 2023)

WWE NXT women's match ratings:

NXT Women's Championship tournament finals - Tiffany Stratton vs. Lyra Valkyria: 3.5 stars (NXT Battleground, May 28, 2023)

AEW women's match ratings:

AEW Women's World Championship - Jamie Hayter (c) vs. Toni Storm: 1.25 stars (AEW Double or Nothing, May 28, 2023)

TBS Championship - Jade Cargill (c) vs. Taya Valkyrie: 2.75 stars (AEW Double or Nothing, May 28, 2023)

Adam Cole & Britt Baker vs. Chris Jericho & Saraya: 3.75 stars (AEW Dynamite, May 31, 2023)

NJPW women's match ratings:

NJPW Strong Women's Championship tournament- Mercedes Mone vs. Stephanie Vaquer: 4 stars (NJPW Resurgence, May 21, 2023)

NJPW Strong Women's Championship tournament- Willow Nightingale vs. Momo Kogho: 4 stars (NJPW Resurgence, May 21, 2023)

NJPW Strong Women's Championship tournament finals- Mercedes Mone vs. Willow Nightingale: 3.5 stars (NJPW Resurgence, May 21, 2023)

Things to look forward to this week:

Tonight, June 5 on Monday Night Raw, it's the first Money in the Bank qualifiers for the Raw women's division. Zoey Stark and Natalya go one on one, with a spot in the Money in the Bank ladder match on the line.

Also tonight on Raw, Becky Lynch takes on Sonya Deville in a Money in the Bank qualifying match.

On NXT tomorrow night, June 6, the superstars of the NXT women's division will compete in a battle royal to determine the number one contender to Tiffany Stratton's NXT Women's Championship.

This Friday, June 9 on SmackDown, more Money in the Bank qualifiers for the SmackDown women's division. "Michin" Mia Yim takes on Damage CTRL leader Bayley, with both women looking to claim a spot in the ladder match.

Also this Friday on SmackDown, Damage CTRL's Iyo Sky takes on Shotzi in another Money in the Bank qualifying match.

Summer wrestling preview:

AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door - Sunday, June 25 @ 7 pm ET/4 pm PT

WWE Money in the Bank 2023 - Saturday, July 1 @ 3 pm ET/noon PT

Impact Slammiversary 2023 - Saturday, July 15 @ 8 pm ET/5 pm PT

Death Before Dishonor (Ring of Honor) - Friday, July 21 @ 7 pm

NXT: The Great American Bash - Sunday, July 30 @ 8 pm ET/5 pm PT

WWE SummerSlam 2023 - Saturday, August 5 @ 8 pm ET/5 pm PT

Impact x NJPW Multiverse United 2: For Whom The Bell Tolls - Sunday, August 20 (start time TBA)

AEW All In - Sunday, August 27 (start time TBA)

Please note: dates and times listed for these shows are as of Friday, June 2. As always, all information is subject to change.

[ardensregias]

Hello hello! I really hope I am not coming at a bad time. I saw your requests are open and I've just been stuck in this brain rot with Jing Yuan x reader, where the reader belongs to some dragon species, has a tail and horns and all (can be Vidyadhara just to make things easier) and she's super jaded and strict, really about "business/work first, rest later" and he's trying to break through to her. Aaaaa, if this piques your interest in any way, can I please request some headcanons or a drabble for this where he finally bluntly confesses to her, something sweet/suggestive, tysm for your time!!💕 Take care!

OOOH this is so cute! ty nonnie <3 i'll try my best nd sorry for the wait (＞人＜;)

fem!reader, reader is bailu's caretaker/assistant, pining jy (are we surprised), reader has claws, open ended (reader doesn't accept him nor does she reject him)

the first time he met you was probably when you're out chasing bailu when she escaped from the alchemy commission, passing by the seat of divine foresight with your tail dragged down the road, bouncing around with each step you took, and the sight instantly made jing yuan's heart jump in adoration, finding it so cute how your nose scrunched in annoyance when you, once again, lost track of the young girl, your tail swishing in anger as you prepare to march back home to report bailu's disappearance to the other vidyadharas.

ever since that day, he has been trying multiple escape attempts, and finally succeeded when yanqing is away to patrol the city. well, the little guy wouldn't have guessed that his general has started pining after centuries of solitude.

that is when the lieutenant calls for help from the master diviner, and yanqing lets out the loudest sigh ever when he spots the dozing general trying to pester you into taking a break with that default (*´ω`*) face he wears all the time, while you just continue with dealing with of some paperwork that bailu couldn't handle. really, if jing yuan isn't the great general and strategist who led a war for centuries and came out victorious, you would've slapped him with your scaly tail and flung him back to the divine foresight—but no, you can't do that.

"please," he begs, shifting his position closer towards you. he doesn't touch you though, seeing as you did not explicitly give him permission, "won't you take a break with me? i'm sure qingzu would not mind taking over my work for a while..." his low, velvety voice only serves to weaken the desire to punch him, as you start to take pity on the overworked man.

oh but unfortunately for him and not-so-fortunately for you, yanqing has begun to sprint towards jing yuan, with the latter immediately sensing the presence of his son subordinate and moving quickly to stand behind your chair. obviously it doesn't help him, his body is clearly larger than yours and yanqing immediately does his job to drag the now pouty grown-up home.

while he cannot go out anymore, jing yuan can still send you occasional letters and invitations for a tea. and when you refused due to your workload, he begins calling the invitations as 'official meetings' and smiles innocently when you came in to see him napping on his desk. he's really testing your patience, but you also cannot deny that he looks kind of cute like that...

"since you're already here, why don't you sit down and have some tea?"

you complied, and suddenly it's been over an hour since you start venting about your work to him—he makes you do this btw, for he loves hearing your melodious voice speaking about literally everything. it feels like you're lulling him to sleep and he fantasize about just how good it would feel to have you read him bedtime stories, plus having your clawed hands brushing strands of those fluffy hair out of his face, and laying his head on your lap... (๑>◡<๑) life could be dream fr) his daydreaming is forced into a halt when he realizes that he may have poured too much tea that it soaked his papers.

this visit continues for weeks, and jing yuan realized that you're starting to slack off—which is good news, because you were always working overtime and never got the chance to relax this much before, and as the leader of this fleet, he has to make sure all his people are happy and getting enough rest, right?

as for the confession...

on a quiet afternoon in his office, the three sacred words randomly flow out of his mouth, as if it's something spontaneous and natural for the both of you.

"i love you,"

he murmurs, like it was meant to be heard by no one, but it certainly doesn't go unnoticed by your sharp ears. then the general looks at you, a faint tint of pink decorating his cheeks as the realization dawns upon him, "was i too loud?"

"yeah..." you nod and look down, unsure of what to say. how does one respond to a love declaration? you never get taught about love and affection, having spent most of your life studying and working, striving to be the perfect example of a vidyadhara.

a low but hearty laugh escapes his mouth, "looks like your tail is betraying you," he points out, watching the rough yet shiny scales glimmer under the office's light as it sways from side to side. ah, everything about you is just so mesmerizing to him.

your breath hitched as you glance back, catching your tail and hugging it close to your chest to save yourself from humiliation. what a nuisance, you think, but to the general sitting across from you, it was the most adorable thing he's ever seen aside from mimi's tender paws.

"i apologize for being sudden..." jing yuan tries to break the ice, his hand slowly moving closer to yours, "you don't have to accept my love," despite his words, he really, really hopes that you'd want to return the feelings. he'll be in shambles if you were to reject him.

this was a rare moment from him, to see the general so flustered and unsure. so, what do you say? will you gave the touchstarved man the love he deserves?

[motoroil-recs]

hi could i get a moodboard of jade west from victorious with scissors, emo themes, and gothic themes? ty

Sure thing! I may have originally misread your request, so you may find your moodboard here, as well as an additional stimboard! Thank you for your request and your patience!

[mayhemproduces]

Our main event is up next, but Abigail has decided to enter the stage first. Before we get to see the battered and bruised Champion, her entourage makes their way through the curtain. Malakai Black, Brody King, Buddy Matthews, Riley Ishimori, Saraya Jade and Sardonyx are all in attendance tonight. Finally, Abigail steps through the curtain, a bit more gingerly than normal, looking out over the crowd. She makes the first move, her posse follow behind before Abigail makes her way to the ring, microphone in hand.

“Before we get to the bloodbath that is coming your way, Mance Warner, there’s something we need to make perfectly clear. Last week will never happen again. So I hope that the taste of victory for the first time in your miserable careers was everything you hoped for, because it will be the last. You would think after all these years, all this bloodshed, this violence, that it would finally get through your thick skulls that you will never win the war. You can have these small battles, sure, but I created war. I decide who does what and where they do it. I deal the cards. The world spins on the axis above my finger and when I snap, believe me, the world will shatter. Ohhh, but you. You don't know the forces that they're dealing with. You'd think, you'd hope they would. But they haven't because they can't because the ways of a GOD can't be understood by such simple, simple mortals.”

She pauses, looking around the room, “Do you hear that? The clock is ticking. The clock is ticking, because the end is near. And I don't know who you think you are Mance Warner, but are simply a toy soldier trying to play your part in a war that is not meant for you. The higher you get, the further you fall. And if you've never believed anything I've said before, believe me when I say that tonight… I will fix everything.”

Abigail turns around, makes eye contact with Malakai… “Malakai.” Instantly, Malakai whips around - KICKING SARAYA IN THE FACE?! Instantly Malakai, Brody, Buddy, and Riley are beating down Saraya! She tries to cover up from the attack, but they’re relentless. Eventually Brody King peels her head back, and Malakai knocks her out COLD a brutal sliding knee strike! Saraya’s head whips to the side, and all movement has ceased. But Abigail isn’t satisfied. This isn’t just a mugging. This is an execution.

Riley slides back in the ring with a chair as Buddy finishes up tying Saraya inside the ring ropes, holding her in place, but she wasn’t going anywhere any time soon. Abigail leans in front of her, roughly squeezing Saraya’s chest, forcing her to look up. Saraya’s eyes are half closed as Abigail spits in her face, “I never should have brought you into my family. I chose you in a weak moment, and now, I’m going to do what I should’ve done a long time ago,” Abigail slaps her across the face, forcing Saraya’s eyes to pop open for a moment and look her in the eye, “Goodbye, Saraya. This is going to hurt me more than it will you.”

And with that, Sardonyx slams a chair right on top of Saraya’s head! The seat pops out, as the frame hangs over Saraya’s neck, a small trace of blood starting to trickle down her head. As they back up, Riley runs in and starts peppering her with shots, beating her down, until Buddy joins in, the two working in tandem before Riley backs up. Buddy runs to the ropes, and plows through Saraya’s head with a powerful bicycle knee strike! “Finish her, Malakai.” Abigail spits the words, and Buddy unhooks Saraya, feeding her to Malakai, who nails her with a wicked Blass Mass! Malakai grabs her and shoves her into Brody, who spikes her with a Gonzo Bomb!

On the outside, Sardonyx and Riley have set up a table, placing it next to the apron. Abigail moves out to the apron, and Brody places Saraya out there with her. Both arms are hooked… Abigail turning her over… and she’s thinking about a Baptism By Fire through that table! Saraya’s only 19, this is going to end her career!

The whole venue is on their feet, a panicked gasp accompanying the terrifying stillness…

When the lights shut off.

The slow, melodic picks of a guitar filter in through the speakers, fans beginning to raise their lighters….

[faybellesbeauty]

ty for the tag!!!!

• Elle Greenaway (criminal minds)

• Kitty Cheshire (eah)

• Amelia Shepherd (grey’s anatomy)

• Jade West (victorious)

• Aubrey Posen (pitch perfect)

• Karen Smith (mean girls)

• Clawdeen Wolf (mh)

• Villanelle (killing eve)

• Nessa (pokemon swsh)

• Vanny (fnaf)

(also honorable mention to the four others that i love from fnaf; puppet, golden freddy, mangle, lolbit)

no tags (my moots on this acc have been tagged already) feel free to reblog!!!

🌱⎯ 10 characters, 10 fandoms

RULES: List your ten favorite characters from ten separate fandoms, then tag ten people. tagged by @stellarmochas 💞

Ahiru (Princess Tutu)

Makino Tsukushi (Hana Yori Dango)

Kira Aso (Mars)

Tsukimi Kurashita (Princess Jellyfish)

Nanami Momozono (Kamisama Kiss)

Mamori Anezaki (Eyeshield 21)

Hinata Tachibana (Tokyo Revengers)

Hinata Hyuga (Naruto)

Lenalee Lee (D.Gray-Man)

Noelle Silva (Black Clover)

tagging: @penrose-quinn @royal-serpent @torababy & @strawberrystepmom 💞

[naturesapphic]

Acting exercise meet cute with Jade

Acting exercise

Jade west x fem!reader

Warnings: none :)

Disclaimer: this scene is from the show victorious so it belongs to them expect the stuff I put in between and at the end of the story.

Class has just started in mr. Sikowitz class with my girlfriend jade. He stood in front of us and onto the stage while cat was sitting on a chair. Sikowitz was tying something on her head as he started speaking.

“Okay! Y/n and jade are going to play a husband and wife. So the both of y’all please hurry up and come up here.” As Sikowitz clapped his hands to gain everyone’s attention.

You looked beside your girlfriend with a bright smile “I call being the wife!” You excitedly said as you grabbed your girlfriends hand to make her stand up with you. “Yeah no kidding.” She said sarcastically.

Once you were up the stage with jade and cat, sikowitz got up there beside y’all. “Now! Here is your cute synthetically cute red-head baby!” He exclaimed loudly as he turned around cat who had a pink bonnet on.

She looked up at Sikowitz “wait! Before we start, I was wondering I have three questio-.” She stopped as Sikowitz shoved a binky in her mouth to which she pouted at as she started sucking on it.

“Alright! Your dialogue should be friendly and happy, But your subtext is anger! So you must say your happy lines angrily!” He said as he got closer and closer to jade. He got up in her face and yelled “ACTION!”

He stood over by Andre with his hairy coconut in his hand as he observed.

“HEY! I am so honking happy that we got married and then had this cute little baby!” You said loudly as you furrowed your brows in anger.

Jade cleared her voice “diddo to that! I tell ya this, nothing on this planet warms my conkles more than looking at this magical pile of baby right there!” She yelled out as she looked between you and cat.

Cat angrily snatched her binky out and shouted “GOO!”

“GAHHHHHH!” You and jade both said at the same time as you angrily awed at your baby together. “Did you just hear that goo?” You yelled at your husband to which she responded with “yes I did! I tell ya, I love you and our baby so much!” She screamed as she pulled you into her embrace. Cat took her binky out and started babbling angrily at the both of y’all.

“OKAY CUT!” Sikowitz yelled. “Thank you y/n, jade and cat for your lovely performance. NOW SIT BACK DOWN!” He shouted as he threw his coconut out the window. Jade and you went back to y’all’s seats but before you sat down, jade pulled you into her lap which made you giddy. You remained on her lap until class ended and y’all went hand in hand to your next class.

A/n: I hope y’all liked this and wrote how you wanted it 😭

Make sure y’all stay hydrated and rest! I love y’all! <3

[anyaexe]

character inspiration: darlene alderson (mr. robot), georgina sparks (gossip girl), fox mulder (the x-files), chloe (don’t trust the b---- in apartment 23), villanelle (killing eve), maeby fünke (arrested development), beth harmon (the queen’s gambit), elaine benes (seinfeld), han solo (star wars), jade west (victorious), maddy perez (euphoria), kalinda sharma (the good wife)

{ DAVIKA HOORNE, 22, DEMI-GIRL, SHE/THEY } Is that CHARANYA ‘ANYA’ SAETANG? A JUNIOR originally from LONDON, UK, they decided to come to Ogden College to study COMPUTER SCIENCE on an ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP. They’re DETERMINATOR on campus, but even they could get blamed for Greer’s disappearance.  user/asaetang/documents/folder/information/basic info.

full name: charanya saetang nickname: anya, annie, chara birthdate: 15 april 2000 birth place: highbury, islington, london, uk big six: aries sun, aries moon, aries rising, aries mercury, taurus venus, taurus mars gender: demi-girl orentiation: lesbian

user/asaetang/documents/folder/information/personality.

+ bright, vivacious, funny, determined, engaging, captivating, lively

- unrelenting, impulsive, confrontational, short-sighted, destructive, harsh

three skills: guessing passwords, picking locks, tying cherry stems with their tongue. primary trope: the determinator. secondary tropes: the gadfly, deadpan snarker, karma houdini, jerk with a heart of gold, moral myopia, big sister instinct, dark action girl, toxic friend influence, pet the dog, troll, wild card, unreliable narrator

user/asaetang/documents/folder/biography.

 anya came into the world a harbinger of chaos. not even ten minutes after her entrance into the world, and she’s flung out her tiny little arm, accidentally swiping a vase of flowers off the nearby hospital bedside table in the process. when recounting the story later, their parents speak of it as an omen. a sign of what was to come. as a child, they’re a handful. a force to be reckoned with. all balled fists and scrubbed knees, tantrums and clever tricks. there’s nothing particularly notable about their childhood. her parents love her, in spite of her stubborn streak, and the neighbourhood kids make up for the lack of any siblings. it’s all good, all so picturesque. but they’re so bored it hurts.

she’s in her early teens the first time she has unmonitored access to a computer. it’s quarter past midnight, and they have accidentally downloaded a virus onto their family computer. their first thought is this: fuck. their second is that there has to be some way to pick this thing apart. it’s seven in the morning by the time she dozes off, the piece of malware well and truly gone. 

from there, it’s history. she’s never been good at anything before, but she’s damn good at this computer business. write assembly language like it’s their mother tongue. able to spot a missing semicolon in a sea of nonsensical texts. small computer programs turn to looking for exploits on major websites. the boredom is dampened a little, muffled slightly, with each time she uses an sql injection to return data that should be encypted. with each little stupid thing they deal with online. but it’s still there, lurking at the back of her mind, like a tiger. ready to pounce. and she’d do anything to keep it at bay.

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There’s no stopping the determinator, they set themselves a goal, and they strive tirelessly towards it, letting absolutely nothing get in their way. And what Anya wants, Anya gets. It doesn’t matter what it is, how ludicrous the idea might be, whether other people will get caught in the crossfire - once she’s set her mind on something, it’s final. It’s happening. Even in instances where this comes at a detriment to themselves, or to people they care about. Chaos follows in her wake, constantly at her heel like a well-trained dog. It’s not that they are intentionally looking to wreak havoc, it’s just an unfortunate consequence. After it has all burnt down, Anya rises from the ashes with a shrug and a grin, ready to do the same thing again. For someone who can retain so much information, it’s truly astonishing how little she’s able to learn from their own mistakes.

print(”relationship to greer”)

Considering how much of our lives currently play out online, it’s good to have someone on your side who knows how to navigate cyberspace. Someone who knows what buttons to press (quite literally, in this case). And that is exactly the role Anya filled for Greer. It was simple work, a grade average changed a couple of points here, a fake ID ordered there. Occasionally gaming the system to get people Greer didn’t like suspended on various social media platforms. Small things, things no one would notice. Nothing particularly intrusive. Anya never really considered the morality of the services they were providing. Truthfully, she couldn’t care less whether she was doing the right thing. After all, moral high grounds don’t measure up to a crisp bank note in your hand or a few moment spent in a quiet corner of the library, hunched over a poorly lit laptop screen with a pretty girl. 

[theminionjcfucked]

BB23 Houseguests and the Nickelodeon characters they remind me of:

Alyssa: Katara from Avatar The Last Airbender- okay bitch speaks her mind and did not backdown from that man. Bitch is about to bend somebody’s blood.

Azah: Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob Squarepants- most intelligent person in the house but she keeps getting roped in by a couple of dumbasses

Brent: Larry the Lobster from Spongebob Squarepants- really thinks highly of himself and truly believes he’s got everyone wrapped around his finger. His entire personality is his workout routine.

Britini: Eliza Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys- she talks so much I’m convinced she can speak to animals. But she seems like she got a good head on her shoulders.

Christian: Donny from The Wild Thornberrys- this isn’t so much his personality as much this motherfucker just looks so much like Donny, hair and all.

Claire: Cindy Vortex from Jimmy Neutron- gives me passive aggressive vibes but in a strong way. Feels very much like someone who wants to crush men.

Derek F: Jade West from Victorious- Here for the drama. Nobody can tell them a damn thing. May stir up some shit but you will be entertained regardless.

Derek X: Timmy Turner from The Fairly Odd Parents- motherfucker didn’t ask for any of this chaos and yet somehow still got out of it the lucky son of a bitch.

Frenchie: Mr. Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents- IM NOT EVEN EXPLAINING THIS ONE ITS PRETTY CLEAR

Hannah: Debbie Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys- fashionable and goes with the flow. A little bit of a loner. Bad bitch energy.

Kyland: Logan Henderson from Big Time Rush- why is everyone so stupid? Why is he under so much stress? What the fuck is going on? Is he in a boy band or is he a doctor? Who knows?

Sarah: Ty Lee from Avatar The Last Airbender- cheerful and cute but I feel like she could be a fighter if given the chance.

Tiffany: Susie Carmichael from Rugrats- Baddest bitch there ever was. Puts Angelica in her place every time. Every one loves her. A natural leader, voice of reason, and absolutely talented. Truly an icon.

Travis: Logan Reese from Zoey 101- entitled and believes he has a shot with the ladies. Literally nobody in the cast likes him they just put up with him. Greasy.

Whitney: Vicky from The Fairly Odd Parents- ICKY VICKY EW EW

Xavier: Beck from Victorious- most beautiful man in the room who had a reasonable understanding of everyone. Would one hundred percent let him rail me 🤷‍♀️