#twst malleus slander

[4e7her]

october writing prompt #24 - desperate

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character: malleus draconia, twisted wonderland

contains: yeah i don't know what to label this as, funny tho, malleus slander, reader referred to in second person pov, gender neutral reader

Malleus.

Really, that was all you had to say. Malleus.

An interesting character, truly. One that you would never see in this position, begging for your time and attention in all that he did. Even if it wasn't obvious to others, once you saw those mannerisms, there was no way to ignore them.

"My love, won't you please just stay with me?"

It's with a sigh that you fix your companion a straight look, absolutely done with him. "Malleus... I just need to go switch the laundry. It'll be five minutes at most. Can you not just wait?"

He seems to pout at that, his eyes gaining a glossy sheen as if he would cry if you left.

"Dear child of man, don't you know that even one moment away from your presence turns into thousands for me? My soul can not bare being parted from you, lest I fall into sickness with the only cure being your company. You complete me, my darling treasure, if only you could see that..."

You roll your eyes before you can stop yourself, scoffing and turning away from him without a second thought.

"Stop being dramatic before I tell Sebek you're here." You start to walk away, not even pausing when you hear Malleus start to overdramatically sniffle, trying to get you to come back.

His constant pleading for your attention was cute at one point but now it was just annoying - thankfully, you were able to tune it out easily with time.

Especially when you would be back with him in mere moments - his flowery language turning from sweet to ridiculous by now.

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[duskymrel]

TWST characters as different people i've seen at school

yes most of this is slander

Riddle: The kid who treated being line leader as though he had just been elected President of the United States of America

Ace: Would stand up in class and shout "FOR KOBE" and throw a piece of paper at the trash bin. Would completely miss.

Cater: Filming a fucking TikTok dance in the middle of the school hallway during class transitions. Fucking MOVE, i got places to be. (I walk directly though their tiktok and ruin it)

Trey: That kid who's birthday you know by heart and eagerly await every year because he brings in the BEST desserts. The good kush.

Deuce: Says the stupidest shit in class unironically. Other guys are confused as to how this makes him more endearing but girls fawn all over him.

Azul: Passes by his crush (Jamil) in the hallway and thinks blud will stop and fall madly in love with him at first sight and will declare his love to Azul and it'll be something straight out of a teen girl movie. It ends up playing out exactly like this video: https://www.tiktok.com/@irljigsaw/video/7232906141385215274?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

Floyd: Kid who only likes Chemistry because he's crazy excited about mixing chemicals and setting things on fire. Anything he makes in a lab he loudly comments on how badly he want's to take a bit fat slurp/bite out of it. (it's me i do this)

Jade: One of the mushroom core girlies. Wears mushroom jewelry, has mushrooms patterns on his clothes, draws them for art class, draws them on his notebooks and binders. It's almost obnoxious but he's forgiven by everyone because he's hot.

Leona: Literally doesn't give a shit about school. Shows up in pajama bottom's and takes the fattest nap right in the middle of Geometry.

Jack: The only nice guy on the football team, girls LUST for him ❤

Ruggie: The only class this kid liked was free and reduced lunch (real)

Kalim: Guy who refuses to eat school food. He's probably got the right idea, that nacho cheese sauce probably causes cancer. Brings the most banger lunches and makes people jealous. (Lunchables, the GOOD fruit gummies, chips, a cookie, and a Caprisun.)

Jamil: In classes where you're not allowed to eat, he's the kid who sits in the back and makes a 9 course Gordan Ramsay approved gourmet meal.

Idia: This was so easy this guy was the anime weebo who wore anime merch every day and sometimes even wore anime wigs to school. He won't admit it but he would Naruto run through the halls in middle school.

Ortho: The cute little innocent babey schnookums who the girls all doted on. Hurt him and you'll get jumped by every girl in the student body. Fuck around and find out type shit.

Vil: Bozo who would literally paint their nails in class and would be doing their eyeliner while the teacher was trying to explain mRNA.

Epel: YEEHAW REDNECK KID. you know who i mean. the one who wears a hat with the American flag on it every day and whenever the teacher tells them to take it off they go on a rant about how unpatriotic the teacher is.

Rook: The only kid who actually liked French class. Tries to rizz people up in the hallway and asks for their Snap but always fails. Maidenless behavior.

Malleus: The tall quiet emo kid who slumps in his chair on his phone, with the bottom resting on his belly. He looks like he's listening to edgy emo music but it's actually tooth rotting cheesy pop music

Lilia: The manic pixie dream girl who will spew the most wise sage advice when asked.

Sebek: Literally one of those girls who's attached to her boyfriend like a parasite. You cannot separate her. Overly loyal and won't stfu. Is like a mix between a golden retriever and a chihuahua.

Silver: I swear on my life he's one of the kids who's been adopted by his entire friendgroup. People love him he's just a likeable person. He makes a new friend and BOOM they've adopted him. You're my son now, boy.

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@heartscrypt i thought specifically of you while writing Azuls

anyways all of these are people i've known i've got irl sources for this. no i won't apologize for all the slander because it's funny.

[seuing]

Me after insulting @justm3di0cr3's main bcz he loves her and comes in her pulls BUT HATES ME FOR SOME REASONN?!?!?

Unfair. Just... He deserves whatever happens to him in book 7. I support it.

Can't believe I wasted 34 minutes drawing him...

[vinvithur]

If you call baby Malleus ugly I'm blocking u, i don't need that kind of negativity in my life

[ta-bajna-cerna-okybaca]

Now that I finally got to play TWST diasomnia chapter 1 myself, I'm gonna need everyone who said Malleus was a baby throwing a tantrum for no reason to pay me 2000 dollars each

[lizardaggro]

If I was the reader in your bully au, I would've been expose them and dipped off. Like you're telling me after Malleus' overblot, people wouldn't figure out that he was behind it and possibly not trust faes more now than ever. After all, if their own prince was so willing to put the world to sleep, who to say what else faes could do to others?

I wouldn't feel bad about exposing Riddle to his mom or Leona to his people or any of the overblot boys. They deserve it for all the shit they pull. After all, imagine the negative backlash Vil could get for attempting to poison Neige or the fact that Kalim could lose Jamil as his servant and Jamil and Viper family never being trusted around Al-Asim family again. Or SYTX going under/being investigated for kidnapping the overblot boys.

Also consequence for Riddle is that his mom finds out and actually pulls him out of NRC and began homeschooling him and not allowing him out anymore around Trey, Che'nya or anyone because she doesn't see the error in her parenting style and believes that Riddle overblot because of those bad influences.

I'm always here for Yuu not taking anyone's bs anymore and being ready to slander them just as hard and if not more. Let's normalize Yuu/Reader bullying them and hating them forever. Sorry, I had deep thoughts about this, but very little people write about the negative backlash that boys get from their overblots and how they treat Perfect.

thank you so much for being my first ask!! your feelings about this are completely valid; yuu deserves so much better. i've also found it a bit odd that the overblot gang has little to no consequences, but twst is inherently imperfect.

the thing with the bully!au is that reader/yuu doesn't have any leverage other than basically threatening to gossip about people. it can also be very difficult for victims of bullying to suddenly do an about-face and get out of the situation, speaking from experience. as a victim of some pretty bad bullying from online "friends" in middle school, i question my sanity a bit writing this series lol.

my impression of this au is also that it's for people who like some good ol' angst, so the point isn't for reader/yuu to be able to fix their situation easily. i'm not entirely sure where i'm going with this series, but i think i'll start to lean into the yandere more.

again, thanks so much for sending your thoughts in! i'm really glad that you felt it was worthwhile to let me know what you thought about my writing!

[just-a-ghost-named-echo]

Music genres I think certain twst characters would listen to cause yeah

Ace Trappola: So listen idk why but I think he’s a hardcore swiftie (swifte? idk how to spell it) but he’s in such deep denial about it like he’d rather admit he’s gay than admit he enjoys taylor swift music. Also unironically listens to justin beiber music (beauty and the beat i see you 😻😻😻)

Deuce Spade: Now he listens to whatever he grew up listening to so whatever his mother likes, he likes. He probably grew up listening to 2000’s boy bands and has grown to love it, also listens to a few taylor swift songs but not a lot, manly just whatever he grew up listening to on the radio so a lot of like 2010’s pop (which has some amazing songs like beauty and the beat 😻😻😻)

Trey Clover: Kid’s bop. (yes i’m a trey hater.) i have no reasoning for it i just think he would.

Leona Kingscholar: This may be completely random but I feel like he’d very much enjoy tyler the creator. Idk why BUT ALSO KALI UCHIS AGAIN NO REASON WHY I JUST FEEL LIKE HE’D FALL ASLEEP TO IT

Ruggie Bucci: Ok you can doubt me on this cause again like all of these it’s just a feeling but I think he would listen to Gwen Stefani (specifically rich girl. it’s his theme)

Jamil Viper: Probably reggaeton cause like i can see him blasting daddy yankee while cooking or also that angsty indie rock when he’s in a mood or at the end of the day he puts his headphones on and just sinks into his bed while listening to indie rock

Rook Hunt: Jazz. French. Old Jazz French. edith piaf and ella fitzgerald. must i say more? ALSO CAN YOU IMAGINE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM AND ALL YOU CAN HEAR BESIDES YOUR HEAVY BREATHING AND POUNDING HEART IS A FAINT HUMMING OF PADAM PADAM???? THAT’S HORRIFYING

Idia Shroud: Obviously K-pop and J-pop and also vocaloid. he would kill for miku (and you can quote me on that) this was was just obvious

Sebek: LITERALLY ANYTHING MALLEUS WOULD LISTEN TO. A N Y T H I N G. that or just silence…is what he would say but definitely an elvis kinda guy

Lilia Vanrouge: No context for any of these but tyler the creator, 2000-2020 pop, and christmas music (only in summer)

authors note: i think these goes here but anyways these are all just my opinions and i don’t expect anyone to agree with me also trey clover slander ALSO IF I FORGOT A COUPLE LAST NAMES I’M SORRY

[merakiui]

I will always love how you will get on your knees for Azul in a heart beat but in the same breathe slander him (we love the duality). But now I’m curious, top bedrooms in twst that you would like to be taken in, and/or if we just wanna be a little more daring, what are the top places you would like to be taken by and who? Like whether it be in the Monstro lounge by the twins, the Heartslabyul maze by Cater, bell tower by Rollo.

OOOOOO good questions!!! there are so many places in the twst world that would be absolutely amazing to be taken in. orz please forgive the shameless simping written below.

top bedrooms

✧ azul's room but at night specifically because omg the ambience!!!! his bed looks really soft and comfortable as well, and it would be so nice to wake up in it in the morning and eat pastries and casually chat after a long night hehe.

✧ riddle's room because i really like the canopy bed he has. also all of the red... so pretty and cute. T_T he could use a riding crop on me. he could use a collar on me. he could tie me up and step on me. anything riddle wants, riddle will get. orz but also slow, soft, romantic sex would be so nice with him. let's cry through our orgasms together, riddle. <3

✧ jade and floyd's room because the way it is visually split in half is so apparent but also so fun. floyd's messy bed would be fun to fuck in, but i also feel like the twins might push the beds together for more space (or maybe they will leave one bed for not much space just to make things more cramped). >:) i'd like to make a mess of jade's nicely made bed and in return he can make a mess of me. sandwiched by two mafia eels... aaaaa i am leaving the room bruised and littered in bites, but that is okay because i'll probably find myself back there next weekend so they can open the bite marks once again.

✧ rook's room is just so elegant (ignoring the peeling wallpaper that reveals candid photographs). i like the canopy with the moons and stars. it's very pretty!! sex with rook would be so nice because no matter what he would be so sweet and wonderful, albeit a little troublesome when he starts waxing poetry when he's buried so deeply. but a man who is so eloquent with words must be good with his mouth, so do not let me down, mr. hunt!!!

✧ vil's room is also very elegant!! i would happily spend a night in there with vil. but it would feel like the room of a royal because of how lavish it looks, so it will take some time to get used to. it's a pretty room for a pretty man. (♡▽♡)

✧ idia's bedroom is messy, but i think his bed looks so comfortable. i'll put on whatever cosplay he wants. i will wear the maid outfit and the cat ears and the cow print lingerie. anything for my cute gamer boyfriend!! sleepy sex would be so nice with him.

✧ malleus's room has a very gothic charm to it (as does all of diasomnia). i would definitely like to be taken there, but maybe while it's raining for extra sleepy ambience.

top locations

✧ mostro lounge in the booths or in azul's vip room. but most importantly: MOSTRO LOUNGE AQUARIUM OMG...... admittedly, the aquarium scene in azul thought four was very self-indulgent because it's just so pretty at night. the glowing illumination... the sea life and the pretty corals aaaa!! it's really too perfect for sex and monsterfucking. it doesn't matter if it's azul, the twins, one of the twins, all three of them. in conclusion, someone is leaving that aquarium filled and (spoilers) it is me. :^) azul's vip room would be fun because the twins could fuck me so good against azul's desk or on the sofas; omg or on the sofa while azul's horny gripping through his paperwork hehe. omg also getting railed against the bar in mostro lounge by floyd because he's too bored and uninspired to mix new drinks!!!! orz orz orz just one chance, floyd. please.

✧ in this tunnel hallway!!!! it would be so good at night... we don't even need to have sex there. i would just love to make out with any of the octavinelle trio against the glass. but also making out there with riddle and we have to be chased away by an annoyed azul!!! aaaaaa rivalry. <3

✧ another place i would absolutely make out in would be the hall of mirrors. getting so wrapped up with any of them and we fall through one of the mirrors hehe. falling through the octavinelle mirror with riddle or through the heartslabyul mirror with azul... omg.

✧ ABSOLUTELY THE BELL TOWER WITH ROLLO OTL there's something so exhilarating about being so high up and vulnerable... but also i think any shadowed space within noble bell would be good for quick trysts. i will give president flamm the best head of his life wherever he wants. he deserves good head, lots of love, and many warm, buttery croissants!! <3

✧ styx private room....... styx idia could do whatever he wants to me in there. just dress me up as your little lab rat with those choker collars and i will do anything for you, mr. acting director. :) also the styx control room!!! i'll give idia the sloppiest head under the desk while he's reviewing gathered data and after that he can rail me on the table.

✧ savanaclaw lounge at night hehe. sex in the pool under the waterfall would be so fun aaaaaaa. leona, i will do all the work. just sit back and let me ride. <3 the entire dorm could use me if they wanted. i will not complain.

✧ scarabia lounge at night!!!!!! the open air!!! the cushions and rugs!!!! the moonlight!!!!! i would get drunk and silly with kalim and jamil there. someone is becoming a father that night.

✧ heartslabyul kitchen with trey. <3 OOHHH TREY.... TREY!!!!! OTL i am down so horrendous for the sweet and secretly mischievous baker who would fuck me so good against the countertop. orz and then right after that he'd have a delicious pastry and some tea waiting. call me a donut with how cream-filled i will be afterwards.

✧ unbirthday party... orz new tradition: everyone can rail me against the tables. yes, it will ruin the display. yes, it will be messy. but it would be so fun omg.

✧ the rose maze with cater and his clones would also be fun!!! truthfully, i would fuck cater anywhere in heartslabyul because it would be really enjoyable with him (just two best friends with benefits having some quality time together hehe). also, getting caught by riddle would be fun. "you're getting your fluids on the furniture with these indecent acts!!!! >:( off with your head!!!!" riddle just does not know the best medicine for stress is sex. :( if it's off with my head, how can i possibly give it to him??? truly a dilemma...

✧ wherever the housewardens have their meetings. i could take all of them. >:) i will take all of them. they do not call the ramshackle prefect the beast tamer for nothing!!!!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

[yuri-is-online]

give me a ring if you want added/do not see yourself here, links included under the cut

(just not to everything because i got lazy and some of it is already on the master list)

~Shrimp Anon

Yuu running away (pt.1/pt.2)

Yuu not being their real name (pt.1/pt.2)

Who is it dangerous to be a relationship with? (x)

Talking about Idia's hair (x)

Malleus and the prefect's dreams spoilers for book 7 (x)

Talking about Phantom Ortho spoilers for book 7 (x)

Worldbuilding in Twisted Wonderland (x)

Does Ortho have abandonment issues? (x)

Who I find hard to write for? (x)

Twst Boys from Yuu's world (pt.1/pt.2)

~Riddle and Azul Anon

Life beyond Night Raven? (x)

Azul reacting to his future kid (x)

~Radio Anon

Half Human kids (x)

Grandaddy Crewel (x)

Uncle Adeuce (x)

~Grim OB anon

Letters from Rook (fyuuture kid au) (x)

Jamil and Kalim meme (x)

Grim OBing in the fyuuture kid au (x)

~Clown Anon

An intro to Noh (x)

Trio Dynamics (x)

Bitching about Leo (x)

Slandering about Leo (x)

~TD Anon?

Talking about Obscuary (x)

Episode 4 musing (x)

Torture Scene from Episode 4 (x)

~Ace Stanon

You have always had me (x)

~Hotarubi/Sho Anon

Taking about Pacts (x)

Game Advice for tdb (x)

Talking about Tohma (x)

Thoughts on Zenji pre Hotarubi (x)

Timeloop thoughts (x)

~Tiger Anon

First introduction (x)

Ren thoughts (x)

More thoughts on Ren (x)

Thoughts on Romeo (x)

Well wishes for Hotarubi (x)

[pianocat939]

Did you know there’s a whole Crowley slander tag it’s hilarious. Also

The reason Crowley doesn’t send mc back:

Crowley: malleus please can I have my school back

Malleus: no child of man. No school

I did! Bcs he’s fucking poor.

Ik twst isn’t like an Otome game, but MALLEUS???

That mf screams yandere who’s clingy.

[4e7her]

[runawayengineer]

Sebek slander! (Affectionate)

When i played twisted wonderland, and i first heard sebek Fawn over malleus, i literally went and i quote. "This man has never felt the loving touch of a woman."

Malleus getting kidnapped would probably effect sebek more than malleus himself and that says alot about his character. That man will be in his 300+++ Wondering if malleus's Wife and 12 children are Respecting him as they should. "Please don't touch malleus-sama's arm in that way." Good sir that is malleus's Marriage partner. They have been married for 15 years + 12 children, Now let's focus on where yours is.

He'd probably get on you for pouring the syrup on malleus's Pancakes the wrong way. "Your doing it wrong, it Should be poured vertically, not horizontally." Like am i his lover or are you??? Damn, where's your dad??

"Malleus-sama let me help you!!" That is a grown fae king, not a 13 year old girl getting her period for the first time.

How about you stop worrying about my man, and start worrying about that Lightning symbol Curling itself in your hair, does he even know it's there????

Focus on that yee-yee ass Lightning symbol, it bothers me so much.

"Malle-" Call his name one more time and I'm gonna Wring your neck so badly that your lightning shaped ahoge is gonna straighten itself out like alfalfa from the little rascals movie, with the little "Boing." Sound effects and all.

Sebek lovers, i think sebek is very adorable in his own way but please remember that no matter how much he loves you, he loves malleus more.

[theofficialantitherapist]

emo malleus slander

[ashengro-tto]

Forcing my IRLs to Judge TWST Characters (Part 3/3)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Ignihyde and Diasomnia

[flokali]

NPC | Idia Shroud

Warnings: Yandere, obsessive and possessive behavior, stalking, inappropriate actions, low-self esteem and self-hatred, Idia-focused, he’s a creep, Grim slander (I love you, Grim, I’m sorry...). Ask to tag!

 A/N: It’s kind of short but it’s ¿fine? since it’s mostly be getting into the groove of writing for TWST... hahah, right??

Idia is such a loser, at least that’s what he thinks. He’s a shut-in, doujin-addicted, otaku who forgets to take care of himself and eat food that doesn’t consist of greasy chips and borderline toxic energy drinks, who has been wearing the same clothes for a week straight even though there’s a questionable stain smack in the middle of his shirt; the only reason anyone would look at him more than once would be to make sure they weren’t imagining a 1’83, messy and scrawny weeb making his way around campus.

But things change, outside influences - both positive and negative - have impacts on people's lives whether we want them to or not. When you came around, a curious non-magical human wandering around campus, how was Idia supposed to remain the same?

He became unbearably self-conscious, sure - he was never quite a fan of who he had become but it never got to this point, with you on his mind all of the time, how was he supposed to live with himself? He knew he was no better than a stupid, sidequest NPC in your story, a character you’d interact with to boost a certain skill level once every few events to clear a new stage. No, he wasn’t like Vil or Malleus, those guys were obviously meant as love interests, coded into your life to romance you and sweep you off your feet, meanwhile Ace and Deuce clearly had their script for the BFF trio with you installed early on, and that’s not even scratching the surface when it comes to the people in NCR; amongst such a wide and diverse, and clearly attractive, cast - you had to wonder what was supposed to come out of a character like him?

He tried cleaning himself up, showering a bit more and trying to wash his clothes and not wear the same two shirts on rotation, but he still felt off. You still didn’t pay attention to him, you still never once glanced his way and it was starting to become unbearable, it was as if for each passing hour you didn’t notice him, his need for you and your attention grew.

Idia wondered what he’d tell Ortho if he ever found about the cameras he had installed all over Ramshackle Dorm, how would he explain the ones nestled in your bathroom near your shower or the ones out with a more intimate view of your bed? But it was okay, Idia rationalized, Ortho would understand — he had been supportive up until now, right? He’d understand that his older brother didn’t stand a chance and that this was the only way for him to get close to you.

Whatever, Idia thought to himself one day as he walked through the crowded college halls, even if you did notice him, who's to say you’d be interested in him? With his luck, you probably already figured out he was the freak who installed all those cameras in your dorm — wait, did you even know about them? Ugh, he wanted to die, just thinking about it had him insulting himself for being such a creep; whenever he was alone in his room it all felt so natural but whenever he thought about it anywhere else he couldn’t help but feel like a degenerate. That’s what he was, he felt his chest tighten at the thought, a creepy nobody stalking the person they liked like some serial killer — no amount of showers, clean clothes, and slightly cleaner rooms would ever make up for the fact he was a creep who stalked you.

“Ah, there you are,” Idia’s breath hitches as he hears your voice, perfect, he bitterly thought, to add insult to injury the universe would now have him presence an exclusive cutscene with you and a love interest just to rub in the fact he didn’t have a chance with you, “hey, wait up! Please, Idia, right?”

It’s like the world stops as he hears his name come out of your pretty lips, he feels like he’s on cloud nine as he feels your hand reach out to touch his shoulder — he must have died, he thinks, and this was heaven, during his commute he probably tripped and fell and hit his head against something and since no one would help a loser like him he was left to die, there was no other reason for an angel such as yourself to reach out to him.

“Idia, are you alright?” You let go of him before making your way to look him in the face, “Oh, I-I’m sorry, I just stopped you out of nowhere and you probably had things to do…”

“Yes, I mean no,” he mutters under his breath, you had stopped him out of nowhere but he didn’t have anything to do, even if he did it would realistically be waiting for you to arrive home so he could watch you through the cameras, “it’s fine… y-you’re from Ramshackle Dorm, aren’t you?”

“Yes,” you smile, the previous frown in your face gone as you realize he wasn’t mad at you, “I’m sorry for approaching you like this out of nowhere but Azul told me you were really good with technology and, well…”

Oh, Azul… he knew the two of you interacted, he’d heard quite a lot about you through the “business man” (though he was often times more like a scammer, Idia thought), but that didn’t mean he liked the sound of his name out of your mouth; he’d much rather only hear his.

“I’ll just get to it,” you shake your head, “Grim said he’d found these little cameras all over our dorm, mostly in the common eras, it really freaked us out and I was wondering if maybe you could help us?”

You had found the cameras - they had lasted a good run, almost three and a half months, but that little grimy, irritating thing that called itself Grim had to find them, perfect. Amazing, spectacular - just what he needed… It truly was just what he needed.

“O-oh? H-how so?” Idia really didn’t know what exactly he was asking if he was honest, it was as if his lips were on auto-pilot, functioning without his brain’s permission.

“Well, we’d like to take them off,” you say, “but I think we should also figure out who put them there, for safety and… stuff. That’s where you’d come in, Azul said you were super good doing things like that.”

Take them off? No way, he wanted to laugh and then burst into tears  just thinking about it, if he took them off he’d basically be cutting off the only source of direct - term loosely used - contact with you, however; if he was the one who would help you then it meant he could just use it as an opportunity to hide the cameras better and even set up better equipment, right? Plus, he’d be in your dorm, in your room, that’s basically an off-the-limits zone for him most of the time but if you invited him over you’re basically giving him a cheat sheet.

“I… I guess I could try,” he’s really trying to act as cool as possible while overheating, if he were a machine he’d probably need to be unplugged and let to rest because the heat rushing through his body the longer he conversed with you couldn’t be healthy, but this was an incredibly valuable opportunity and he couldn’t let his virgin attitude fuck it up, “but I’d need to come over to y-your place and get it checked out m-myself… ifyoudontmind.”

“Sure,” he can see the way his words lighten up your smile, Idia can’t help the swell of pride that bubbles in his chest when he sees the positive effect he’s just had on you, “would tomorrow be okay?”

“Yeah, sure.” He’s hoping the curt, blunt responses are working - he needs to seem like a cooler, more leveled up version of himself lest he speaks too much and ends up babbling on about how he’s got a drawer filled with your items he regularly talks to.

“Ah, thank you so much!“ You smile widely, already feeling a weight lift off your shoulders at the prospect of finally getting rid of those cameras, “See you tomorrow, Idia!”

“Yeah… see you.” The flamed-hair boy couldn’t help the wicked smile that overtook his features, sharp teeth basically shining he saw your figure disappear into the crowd. So sweet and trusting, you truly were too good to be in such a school, this place was filled to the brim with predators, didn’t you know? And you had basically invited one of them into your home. Maybe you wanted this, Idia thought to himself as he hurriedly made his way to his dorm – he’d just skip the remaining classes and work on his new equipment for you, he still can’t believe it, he’s giddy just thinking about it, you inviting him over to your place, that’s basically flirting with him, you know?

He’d just have to make sure the next batch would be more discreet so neither you or that pest would find them.

He easily spends the next couple of hours planning where to hide the newer, smaller cameras - which he’d personally designed to make as high quality and discreet as possible -, he already had a few spots planned out, mainly new locations in your room and bathroom alongside the halls, kitchen, and some other rooms he’s seen you frequent. As he tinkered the hours away, awaiting for the time to finally head over to your place, he was left alone with his thoughts.

At first, he couldn’t deny being scared and highly irritated that his cameras had been found out, who wouldn’t be? Those cameras were not only incredibly expensive and high-tech but those were practically Idia’s only way to experience you comfortably. Not just that, but the fact it was Grim of all things to reveal their existence just adds insult to injury - that furball ended up ruining months worth of you-time and hours upon hours of effort. But the more he thought about it, the more blessed the situation seemed to become; this was a perfect opportunity to change systems, go for even higher quality video and cameras and even include a recording system, and to finally change his status from nameless NPC to primary love interest. Yes, that’d be nice, just thinking about it has the tips of his hair flaring pink and a blush forming upon his deadly-pale skin; he’d make sure to change the whole script, just for you, he wouldn’t tolerate any rival love interests anymore and he wasn’t going to let himself remain a side character.

[herri-writes]

completely done with crowley's bs. let's transfer to RSA.

wait-- i forgot about malleus--

Imagine if Yuu got transfer papers to RSA. I guarantee the chaos would be amazing. RSA would most likely accept you too considering you're from another dimension and lost, as heroes they would actually try and help you. On top of that, imagine the angst potential with all the NRC students