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pitch-and-moan · 8 months ago

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Two by Two, Two-By-Four

A dark take on the biblical story of Noah, in which a drunken carpenter, misinterpreting a message from god, attempts to build a massive boat out of animals in order to save two of every kind of lumber from a flood.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #noah #noah's ark #ark #bible #lumber #wood #two-by-four #flood #drama #bible story

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lavender-menace-420 · 2 months ago

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AU where the others find out Jon is going to explore the tunnels in Season 2 and forcefully tag along (Sasha is alive and everything is fine)

I made a part 2!

#the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #jonathan sims #sasha james #martin blackwood #tim stoker #tma jon #tma tim #tma sasha #tma martin #tma season two #just a full season of these four fucking around in the tunnels #they’re all happy and nothing is wrong #they find leitner’s food scraps and get into a full debate about if they can eat it #when they find leitner himself tim and sasha almost commit brutal pipe murder #i just love them :(#bound family

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dailyhatsune · 3 months ago

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the old uncle who refuses to wear headphones on the train

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #piapro studio #doodle #this is supposed to be one of those cultural mikus but…#not only have so many people already done filipino miku; singapore is…a Special Place let’s say #to keep it simple: there are four different ‘main’ cultures which cannot all be encompassed into one miku #it’s a lot more complicated than that but suffice to say the only way i can show ‘filipino living in singapore’ is with two aspects #jollibee and aging populations

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sketchy-scribs-n-doods · 1 year ago

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the four horsemen of Queer Agony

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andi-o-geyser · 2 months ago

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ohhh girlfriend is about to be humbled so badly. get glintshore'd, bitch

#one two glintshore is coming for you #three four TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM #''mistake'' THE FUCK IS THIS #''call it whatever you want'' be sooo fr right now be so fucking for real you are going to have 5 children with that man #critical role #vox machina #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #the legend of vox machina spoilers #tlovm season 3 #lovm spoilers #lovm s3 #perc'ahlia #percy de rolo #vex'ahlia #cr1

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krysmcscience · 7 months ago

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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limesquares · 29 days ago

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replaying some SoulSilver

#lime art #Pokemon #Raikou #Tyranitar #Fanart #these two were my additions for the repeat elite four fight :D #the rain dance thunder combo really is so devastating lol

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postingcards · 4 months ago

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chrome postcards of the three sisters in central oregon ca. 1950s-60s

#postcard #postcards #volcanoes #three sisters #oregon #pnw #1950s #1960s #btw oregon photographer clarence christian took pics one two and four!#he hand-colored them from his B&W negatives

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am-i-jojo · 17 days ago

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John’s hair timeline (the hospital buzzed it after the Unknowing, much to John’s dismay)

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l-just-want-to-see · 2 months ago

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pjo/hoo/toa + the cycle

The Lightning Thief / Growing Sideways, Noah Kahan / Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan, Ilya Repin + Saturn Devouring His Son, Goya + Saturn, Rubens / The Blood of Olympus / The Family Jewels, MARINA / The Last Olympian / The Sea of Monsters / The Family Jewels / Orestes Pursued by the Furies, Bouguereau / The Hidden Oracle / Apollo and Marsyas, Manfredi / In The Blood, John Mayer / The Sea of Monsters / The Combat of Ares and Athena, Jacques Louis David / The Family Jewels / Mark of Athena / The Combat of Ares and Athena / The Lightning Thief / Family Line, Conan Gray / Cronos and Rhea, Schinkel / The Lightning Thief / The Blood of Olympus / In The Blood / The Last Olympian / Chronos and His Child, Romanelli / Desire�� Dellagiacomo / The Lightning Thief / Family Line / The Fallen Angel, Alexandre Cabanel + The Last Day of Pompeii, Bryullov / The Blood of Olympus / The Outcast, Botticelli / Glass, Irony and God, Anna Carson / House of Hades / Family Line / The Last Olympian / The Lament for Icarus, Herbert Draper + Sacrifice of Iphigenia, Roman School + Minerva and Arachne, Houasse + Venus Induces Helen to Fall in Love with Paris, Kauffmann / The Last Olympian / Hadestown / The Lightning Thief / apple, Charli xcx / The Last Olympian / I Would Leave Me If I Could, Halsey / The Sea of Monsters / ? / LET YOUR DAD DIE ENERGY DRINK, Lavery and Corrigan / The Last Olympian / Eat Your Young, Hozier / The Last Olympian / Orpheus and the Bacchantes, Lazzarini / The Blood of Olympus / Susan Smith, wych elm / Orpheus and the Bacchantes / The Burning Maze / ? / The Tyrant’s Tomb / Perseus Freeing Andromeda, Veronese / Abduction of Psyche, Bouguereau + Bacchus and Ariadne, Van Loo / The Tower of Nero / The Tower of Nero / The Tower of Nero

#I didn’t put the cycle ends here picture because I think this whole ww implies it (also it’s overused and I already had too many overused #quotes here)#but fun fact for those interested: the four paintings are meant to represent horrible things the gods have done such as Iphigenia’s #sacrifice demanded by Artemis and Aphrodite essentially starting the war of Troy #The Bacchantes painting was bc I couldn’t find a painting of this one story where a mother participates in the worship of Dionysus and ends #up killing her own son which you know. That’s the cycle etc etc #and the of course Perseus & Andromeda (the one hero that was happy) and Cupid & Psyche and Dionysus & Ariadne (which are considered to be #happy endings for two Greek lovers)#enough yapping #web weaving #pjo hoo toa #lester papadopoulos #percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #luke castellan #frank zhang #hazel levesque #reyna ramirez arellano #clarisse la rue #trials of apollo #percy jackon and the olympians #tw graphic #tw blood

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smallroundcube · 3 months ago

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#four #two #tpot #two tpot #four bfb #bfdi #bfb

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syztemerrxr · 3 months ago

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from twitter

#fryer art #bfdi #tpot #xfohv #four bfb #two tpot #object show community #art #tpot fanart #bfdi fanart

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maxphilippa · 9 months ago

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object show hosts designs!

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