#two toxic old men

[la-lune-chante]

fellas is it gay for your fight scene to be a metaphor for sex

[murrpa]

what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋

(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?

Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.

[floelu]

also i can‘t believe arcane gave us three flavors of toxic gay relationships. i love you league of legends show

[rainbowpufflez]

I played through the newest yaoi arc in Pokemas

[bruhstation]

who here loves divorce? I do. here's captain star and captain zero: two people who can't help but drag other unwilling people into their huge mess! including the youth. can't forget the youth

(bit of ramble in the tags)

[sillystringsimpsons]

CW: NONSEXUAL NUDITY

Kostas has one too many drinks, follows a strange young man to his home, and winds up in an even stranger situation.

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

[rosalinesurvived]

Another one of my toxic traits is that i thoroughly believe Karura, had she lived, would’ve been the most desi-toxic mother to mother. No more ‘Soft sweet womanly mother-love would’ve saved them all 🥺” the Suna family in my mind pass on mental health disorders through bloodlines like their kekkei genkai.

EDIT I wanna elaborate on this actually. I think she would’ve raised her kids up to be militant Suna shinobi like literally everyone in the family. I think she was stubborn and authoritarian and prideful and fiery and jaded like Rasa. They loved each other fiercely for a reason. I think they both had serious mental health issues and just a bad idea in general on how to be People as you would yknow, in a generation-long culture of child soldiers. Just because two people love each other doesnt mean they have a sunshine and rainbows nuclear family relationship, especially in their culture where those emotions were probably frowned upon.

[transsexualhamlet]

the funniest thing about this is that it's like the november 5 destiel confession all over again for the subset of tumblr that was busy drawing that gay triangle with a waist the size of a pencil lead in 2014 but we're objectively in the best timeline

[electromains]

I simply think that white straight male incels shouldn't be playing genshin/hsr anymore and should just die afterwards

[echospast]

@cordoliae as jeong jin-man : you’ve got a lot of explaining to do . [ feat. seneca kappel ]

JINMAN MUST HAVE KNOWN THE CHANCES OF THE PHOENIX TAKING SUCH A STATEMENT AT ALL SERIOUSLY WERE ASTRONOMICALLY LOW. as it is, he doesn't even turn when he hears the other man approach, nor when he speaks. they're far from dramatic men – their lifestyles leave little left to surprise at this point – but seneca easily detects the edge in his voice without the slightest effort. no doubt jinman wants him to. and no doubt the roll of his own eyes would come as no surprise if the dealer could see his face. it's been a long time since seneca kappel deigned to explain himself to anyone. he's hardly got any plans to start up again now, especially to somebody who thinks the occasional fuck entitles him to anything else.

not that the old killer really thinks that's what's going on here.

the butt of his cigarette glows orange as he inhales deeply, briefly illuminating the angles of his face in the night as he stares blankly into the pitch, leaning back into the uncomfortable patio chair as if it weren't digging unpleasantly into the aching line of his spine. work takes its toll, even if he never truly intends to stop completely. and while this particular safe house is one of their most effectively hidden, it's rather lacking in amenities. infuriatingly, he takes his sweet time, slowly turning over any possible explanation his companion could be looking for. any professional attachment between them, of course, is indirect and of little consequence. and even if their meetings involve a fair amount of shop talk, having to explain anything to each other is hardly what this liaison is about. besides, even if he can figure out exactly what's got him annoyed, it's not as though he's eager to show his hand by making guesses.

" and the queen of england's suddenly pissing earl grey tea. get fucked, jinman. " a thin line of smoke trails from his chapped lips as he speaks, as controlled and steady as any other part of him. there's nothing at all angry in his tone ; if anything, the assassin sounds amused. " I show up to these meetings for two reasons and you know explaining myself ain't one of 'em. " despite his dry entertainment, despite the georgian drawl that should make his words more inviting, his speech is hollow, as it so often is. no point putting on any sort of disguise in his current company. while he's capable of the charm required to get his way when necessary – a skill he'd never been able to effectively pass on to his ward, he muses with disappointed detachment – it seems pointless with jinman, when the terms of their understanding are so abundantly clear. all for the better ; he finds seduction irritatingly tiresome on both sides.

finally, he turns his head, arching a brow as he finally looks at the other man properly, cigarette hanging from his lips as he inspects him for a moment. " good thing I turned up. clearly you're stressed the fuck out about something. you could afford to relax. " finally, the phoenix waves a hand, half dismissively, lifting the other to readjust the cigarette. " if you really have the itch to bitch, at least let me finish my fuckin' smoke first. I'll meet you inside. "

the dusty toybox. accepting.

[kittehbiscuits]

I need to get normaler STAT

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

Hello I'm here to assault you with Engie x spy uh probably later though when I have ideas

Cloudy sent me

PLEASE YES ABSHDJAFFDAJRIF

I WILL BE WAITING TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED BUT AJDJDJFJV YEEEE

[toxicoldmenyaoi]

hi. we need more noms to round out the bracket. im reopening for one month so i can get classes done. if you missed your shot, nows the time uh. yeah.

go nuts.

[remember-ur-alive]

CHAT I MISS MY S^W YA0I