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your-disobedient-servant · 2 years ago

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don't tell me we'll get a cameo from Monsieur de Bitchtaire himself too 👀

#i'm not sure it's even accurate timeline-wise but eh who cares #bring it ON #Mein Name ist Bach #two toxic old men

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la-lune-chante · 3 months ago

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fellas is it gay for your fight scene to be a metaphor for sex

#they’re 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 your honor #old man yaoi #doomed yaoi #toxic yaoi #all the yaoi shoved into two straight white men in spandex beating the shit out of each other #BY WHICH I MEAN RYAN AND HUGH #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 3 #deadpool fanart #gay gay homosexual gay

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murrpa · 3 months ago

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what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋

(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)

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cuntchuck · 4 months ago

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sorry i havent posted for the last day of chilaios week, i wish i could describe better why i havent been able to finish the last drawing-

my best explenation:

if anyone knows how to deal with this please help, i am in desperate need of it.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?

Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan qiren #jin guangshan #I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.

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rainbowpufflez · 5 months ago

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I played through the newest yaoi arc in Pokemas

#KABU AND LARRY WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO LIST #Pokemas said Happy Pride Month #and then instead of doing anything with their copious amounts of other gay ships went:#‘what if we shipped two of the randomest old men’#and I’m eating it up okay #we all know me tho #Bo and his old man yaoi 😔 /j #still working on the Team RR small comic just needed a break from digital art #the sleeping doodle is based off a fanfic about them called ‘Plain and Simple’ on AO3 :3 #I don’t personally ship Jacq and Volo #but I thought it would be funnie since yknow silly toxic ships /pos #larry pokemon #kabu pokemon #professor sycamore #jacq pokemon #idk what Kabu/Larry or Jacq/Volo’s ship names are 😔#rainbowpufflez art tag

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bruhstation · 1 year ago

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who here loves divorce? I do. here's captain star and captain zero: two people who can't help but drag other unwilling people into their huge mess! including the youth. can't forget the youth

(bit of ramble in the tags)

#this is tugs #tugs captain star #tugs captain zero #tugs ten cents #tugs zip #zerostar #zipcents #<-- let us hold hands through the trials of this world.#fortezza bigg city #senjart #complicated doomed old men yaoi is a bruhstation staple so of course I'm thrilled to show these two #said this to my friend #''what if ''found family'' parental figures have the toxicity of a traditional family's parents. something like that''#I can't really call the star fleet or even z-stacks found family because they're all bound together out of their will #like a traditional family #also they're people just doing their jobs but the youngest ones definitely got the worst blunt force #related to the animal imagery #ten cents is unwilling to be ordered around 24/7 by captain star and wants to assert his own agency #but due to his status as an employee and a child in star's eyes he can't do much about it other than scoff when star asks where he's been #ten cents is more assertive and stubborn. he desires to fly free and do whatever he wants without getting constantly nagged #zip is more mellow and subdued. he is more obedient and doesn't question much of what he's told #whether it's by zorran zug or captain zero #zip is like if you take a silly jolly golden retriever and try so so hard to train it to become a hunting dog #he regards captain zero highly like a son would to a father. he believes that zero is acting upon tough love on him #when in reality captain zero is just being his impatient distant self. he does care about zip but he also wants profit from it?#''I could guide him at arm's length but I should also have another errand boy in my ranks. it's good that he's obedient''#also FYI captain star and zero are not horrible people or whatever outlandish thing there is. they're just deeply flawed people-#-with distorted perspective on relationships and morality #anyways. I need a cold beer

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sillystringsimpsons · 6 months ago

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CW: NONSEXUAL NUDITY

Kostas has one too many drinks, follows a strange young man to his home, and winds up in an even stranger situation.

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feline-evil · 7 months ago

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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level #for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda #changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is #don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men #his transness wouldnt change that #only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band #is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had #he becomes more caring more supportive #it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind #and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences #i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways #to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it #so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine #i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt #but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues #and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does #again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol #AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans #do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model #I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA

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transsexualhamlet · 3 months ago

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the funniest thing about this is that it's like the november 5 destiel confession all over again for the subset of tumblr that was busy drawing that gay triangle with a waist the size of a pencil lead in 2014 but we're objectively in the best timeline

#rowan screams into the void #gravity falls #you could NOT have told me in 2013 that alex hirsch would release a book for 'mature audiences' detailing a deeply toxic gay love triangle #between that triangle and those two old men #but like. literally i think the world is healed

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rosalinesurvived · 11 months ago

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Another one of my toxic traits is that i thoroughly believe Karura, had she lived, would’ve been the most desi-toxic mother to mother. No more ‘Soft sweet womanly mother-love would’ve saved them all 🥺” the Suna family in my mind pass on mental health disorders through bloodlines like their kekkei genkai.

EDIT I wanna elaborate on this actually. I think she would’ve raised her kids up to be militant Suna shinobi like literally everyone in the family. I think she was stubborn and authoritarian and prideful and fiery and jaded like Rasa. They loved each other fiercely for a reason. I think they both had serious mental health issues and just a bad idea in general on how to be People as you would yknow, in a generation-long culture of child soldiers. Just because two people love each other doesnt mean they have a sunshine and rainbows nuclear family relationship, especially in their culture where those emotions were probably frowned upon.

#posts that’ll get me murdered by every naruto stan #not that all desi mothers are toxic! i’m just saying it hits different!#naruto #naruto shippuden #sabaku no gaara #sabaku no temari #sabaku no kankuro #kankuro #temari #gaara #sabaku no rasa #rasa of the sands #kazekage rasa #kazekage clan #sunagakure #sabaku no karura #karura #yashamaru of the sands #karura of the sands #the suna family hereditary mental illness like the uchiha #the curse of growing up knowing you’re a) alone and b) prince of the Worst Place Ever c) ruled over by a bunch of old men who hate you #sunagakure no sato #sabaku no kyodai #sand siblings #i need to make up a name for the whole rasa/yashamaru/karura/pakura/sasori thing #also i think she and rasa f o u g h t. literal screaming fits. weeks of cold shoulder. yashamaru hates and loves them both. i think those #two were the most influential figures in his life #rasa and karura are like that weird IT highschool couple. but arranged narriage. and they’re all child soldiers.

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kittehbiscuits · 5 months ago

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I need to get normaler STAT

#Beetlejuice is like an amalgamation of everything I hate about men but I love him so much I don't get it I think I just have issues probably #Yeah #I hate creepy old guys and can't stand being around people that smell bad or smoke or drink #Why are all of my favorite characters assholes... man.#Arghdhrfhhahrjfhdhshfhwhdhdha biting him biting him kicking him like a cat toy grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #He's so so so so so so so sososososossosososossoooooo silly #I need to be lobotomized #There are two wolves inside me one says I need to be more insane the other says I need to become normal #The wolves are in a toxic relationship #It's very late I'm probably going to regret posting this but I just needed to ramble ughhh I wish I didn't feel so bad for being cringe

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electromains · 7 months ago

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I simply think that white straight male incels shouldn't be playing genshin/hsr anymore and should just die afterwards

#I got to twt for one min and it's filled with lesbophobia that ruined my entire mood. that's great #also something about a streamer being weird towards robin......#and making the GROSSEST comment I've ever seen when hcing her as a lesbian #this seriously sucks why hate women and lesbians this much lmao #luckily I've only seen this shit on twt (ofc. the most toxic app to exist)#these streamers and their fans can kindly go fuck themselves #imagine being so mad with your tiny little dick that someone hc a fictional character as a lesbian #also why complain about us being annoying when genshin and hsr is LITERALLY FILLED WITH YURI??????#they really are blind af 💀 no anime girl will fuck you go pay your taxes white 30 year old man #also I'll never forget the lesbian fetishization from these men when the acheswan animation dropped #tons of them making “hOt” and “iM hArD” comments. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!#you like seeing two women get together but when they're ACTUALLY together it's a problem?#kys ♡♡♡♡#txt. ⚡#genshin impact #honkai star rail

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toxicoldmenyaoi · 1 year ago

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hi. we need more noms to round out the bracket. im reopening for one month so i can get classes done. if you missed your shot, nows the time uh. yeah.

go nuts.

#toxic old man yaoi #tomy #bracket #nominations #old man yaoi #old men yaoi #polls #tumblr bracket #theres a lot of noms with one or two votes so if we can round it out nicely. we will be golden. how much is that? idk im not good with numb

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remember-ur-alive · 3 months ago

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CHAT I MISS MY S^W YA0I

#I GOT REMINDED OF AN ASK I SENT BC OF GVNPLAY @DAVIDCRIES I MISS YOUUUUUUU #I don’t even know what happened to them but they disappeared off of the following of my old ns/ft blog and I can’t find them :(#(I know one letter was like an x or v instead I cannot remember for the life of me)#fuck it we ball im writing the ideas I remember here #str^hm and amanda au. obv #str^hm and amanda n<cro <3 this was one of my favorites bc it was toxic and major angst #l^wrence catching adam taking pictures of him (i dont remember what he did to him but it was silly and torturous ✨✨)#SIZE QUEEN H0FFMAN. THE CUTTING OFF A CERTAIN PART H0FFMAN ADJSDHDHDD #b0bby dagen s0unding with a stiletto <3 im not even into that i think my instincts against pathetic men (IAPM) just kicked in #l^wrence and his wife double d0mming adam. the way he literally would be happiest with two of the toughest d0ms i wrote #(they had a fantasy where alison punishes adam for him and l^wrence che^ting teehee. it had me wound up for days)#oagh there’s so many. I even know im missing a lot of them I was 24/7/365 hypersexual at that time ok #THE LOGAN/H0FFMAN STUFF. I STAND BY IT THEY FUCKED NASTY IN THAT WAREHOUSE. PROBSBLY LEFT MARKS AND STAINS NOBODY TALKS ABT TOO GRIMY MFS #OH. L^WRENCE MAKING FUN OF A SVBS STUTTER. I KNOW I WOULD CRY IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME (which is the point but whatever) BUT CMONNNNNNN #adam grinding on the end of l^wrence’s cane I think was either mine or just one of my favorites #l^wrence putting an escaped victim back into the trap to sit and watch them die <3 #ST^LKER L^WRENCE 🥰🥰🥰 WHERE HE THREATENS YOUR FAMILY INTO CONVINCING YOU TO DATE HIM #amanda knifefvcking someone with the blade <3 again I stand by that #WAIT MY GVNPLAY THING WASNT EVEN GVNPLAY. WAILS I NEVER WROTE THEM WITH GVNPLAY??????????#ok whatever. last one is zepp thighfvcking someone at kn1fepoint <3 #in conclusion. I am a normal person with normal fantasies who can be trusted with adult characters (as sirens go off in the background)

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pineau-noir · 1 year ago

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Look, i would say I'm sorry for all the Izzy-posting, but this is who I've been since like April 2022 and we have a new season so...

#he's my baby boy #he's my good time gal #he's never done anything wrong #he's the worst #i love him so much #edizzy is my life #just a gorgeous toxic ship #with two toxic tired old men

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