#twdgseason4episode2

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The card game meant more than we realized.

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Is this allowed

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(:

Tenn's drawing had a treehouse.

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Clementine to Violet: You may have history with her, but you've got chemistry with me.

Louis: ??? School's been out for eight years where'd you get schedules lmao-

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First line of Episode 3 for TWDG Season 4 between Clem and whoever you romanced^

“How are you feeling right now?”

“I’m super confused and more than a little lost on where exactly we are, but I’m ok. We have something resembling a plan now. Hopefully we survive.”

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Roses are red,

Yeehaw girl is Ruby,

If Clementine or Violet die,

I want you to

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Clem: I'll see you in hell.

Lilly: You'll be there a good long time before I show up.

Episode Three: *Happens*

Lilly:

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No one:

Literally no one:

Not even the game devs:

Me: I miss Brody-

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Episode 3 in a nutshell:

Police: Youre under arrest for having not one, not two, but six people including yourself in the car without seat belts on

Clem: Fuck

Clem:

Clem: Wait, six?

Police: Yes including yourself

Violet: Oh my god, oh fuck,

Clem: LOUIS AASIM AND OMAR FELL OUT-

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Vi: Okay, fine. You wanna tell jokes? I've got one for you. What's Jesus' least favorite type of word puzzle?

Louis: ooo! I dunno, what?

Vi: crossword puzzles.

Louis:....why?

Vi: he always gets stuck on 2 across

Louis:

Louis: I still don't get it-

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Louis: I can't wait till Clem shows up and kicks your asses!

Lilly: Last warning, kid. Shut it.

Louis: Make me!

Lilly:

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Me when the fandom starts up again and I have to explain AGAIN why Violet's reaction at the end of Episode 3 when you let her get taken is valid:

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Clem: Not to be NSFW, but like

Clem: I wanna hug you

Violet, wheezing: What the fuck-

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Clem: so, how would you describe Ericsons? (:

Vi, looking over: Uhh,,,

Marlon: COCAINERUINYOURBRAIN HEY, PLEASEDONTDOCOCAINE HEY,

Lou, viciously headbanging:

Vi: ...Exhausting, tbh-

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Marlon: If I were a dog I think I'd be a mutt

Violet: ?

Violet: Marlon, you're a bitch already don't try to change the subject

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TWDG as stuff my family said

Louis: OMAR

Louis: OMAR COME QUICK

Brody: Oh my god! What's happening?!

Omar: What is it

Louis: THE CAKES

Louis: THEY'RE HOT

Aasim: Of course theyre hot, theyre in the fucking oven. What'd you think they'd be, cold??

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Marlon: Violet, what's in your shirt?

Violet: *running away*

Marlon: IM NOT FUCKING AROUND. What's in your shirt?!

Violet, hiding her nuggets: ...my baby-

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Clem: James, the kids say happy birthday

James, taking off his mask: ..thank you.

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Clem: Oh wow, decorations? What're you guys celebrating?

Violet: It's Lou's 18th birthday

Violet: 18 years of putting up with this little shit.

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Marlon: Vi what's in your pockets?

Violet, slowly pulling out her phone: ...

Marlon: Violet, I swear to god, what's-

Violet, pulling out a box of nuggets:

Marlon: