#tw jesus
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aroacesafeplaceforall · 2 months ago
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Warning this post is not to offend anyone, it’s a silly goofy guy
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owomon · 10 months ago
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as a kid i enjoyed the Precious Moments toys but I completely forgot that they are an openly religious company and I googled it and found the website and saw this and i was fucking blindsided
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there's two of these figures, and white jesus aside, the juxtaposition of a realistic (rather stoned looking) jc next to the anime eyed characters is .... *chefs kiss*
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spoonielols · 3 months ago
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castielsprostate · 3 months ago
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y/n: jesus... i think i'm- trans
jesus: it is done
y/n: wow...... i have a tits anddick now! thanks jesus
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itsheckinwes · 2 years ago
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I've got a question I need a Jewish perspective on. Is the biblical story about Jesus cursing the fig tree antisemitic? I've seen some people claim that it's against israel and not necessarily Jewish people specifically but I haven't come across any Jewish sources.
Shout out to the post I saw somewhere in response to wizard blood libel game being antisemitic teaching me the connection between figs and Judaism. Never would have thought there was any meaning to the cursing of the fig tree otherwise.
Also is the bit about Jesus "cleansing the temple" of merchants playing into antisemitic stereotypes too?
Non Jewish people reblog please!
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0luna123 · 3 months ago
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Miguel: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ (The Spider Society), and this is the thanks I get?!
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nonbinary-wyvern · 8 months ago
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Ok so this is a rant.
I was with my birth family today and the topic of war came up. My mother said how "Before Jesus comes, there is going to be war and rumors of war." I said how I thought that was stupid, how people have to suffer such vile pain just for Jesus to be like "Haha you should've believed in me like look I made you suffer and you could've found solace in me." And my mother said "Well we have to go through pain to get better."
I don't even know how to explain how angry I was?? Like, you are excusing and downgrading the horror of war by saying that it's "Jesus's plan". These people, beautiful and complicated and precious humans just like us, are going through the most painful thing ever to happen to a human, and you are just going to say it's because Jesus wants us to be better? Children and elderly and disabled people have to suffer? So they can be redeemed? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Free Palestine. End this fucking war.
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yellow-lemon-lime · 11 months ago
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I love how some people who celebrate Christmas complain about the "Christmas-bustle" and "gift-race" and all that, like do they not realize that Mary and Joseph were forced to flee with Jesus because the king had ordered every boy under 2 to be murdered. Panic is the essence of Christmas
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qwertyisqueen · 9 months ago
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the worst take I’ve seen today is that Spock is an analogy for Jesus in Star Trek: the motion picture
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astros-turf · 2 years ago
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In any case anon, hate begets hate. No, I did not run out of things to say, I just back up my statements with facts, logic, and reason.
There's definitely way more than 3 genders my love. You don't deserve the attention I'm giving you, however, I used to be a pastors kid, and more recently, a youth leader at my church so I guess I just have an urge to teach and help educate in the correct direction.
Here's an old article from 2015 about biology being fucky wucky! https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-redefined-the-idea-of-2-sexes-is-overly-simplistic1/
Another article recommended by Google for ya
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/
A synopsis of non-binary history (it's older than you think!)
https://nonbinary.miraheze.org/wiki/History_of_nonbinary_gender
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-binary_gender
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43% of non-binary people have reported attempting suicide. Have you ever been suicidal? It's an incredibly desperate place. It is a place where you feel you have no options. You have nothing. You would rather not exist than have to deal with one more thing. And people like you push people in my community to making that choice every god forsaken day.
This will be the last response you get my dear, because as I said, hate begets hate. And I do so hate everything you stand for with burning passion.
But I do not hate you. You are but a poor misguided soul who will face your maker one day and have to explain why you thought it was correct to tell His children that they are worthless and living in sin. When in fact, it was you who had been the one living in sin. I pray for you my friend. I pray the hate leaves your soul soon, for that is a toxic wasteland that no soul should have to shoulder. Please go forth and be kind, be loving, be gracious, be merciful, be compassionate. Leave your sinful ways behind and follow the path of a loving creator. He loves you. Never forget that!
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struggling-to-find-home · 2 years ago
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Honestly the fact that I turned out somewhat well adjusted after all of the shit I experienced is the biggest miracle since,, idk,, the birth of Jesus
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castielsprostate · 5 months ago
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nailing jesus to the cross but the cross is my dick and i am nailing him
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tenpixelsusie · 2 years ago
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nebulasexual · 2 years ago
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CW: Christianity + Fire
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[ID: Two flags made of six circles within one another. The colors of the circles from the outer to middle circle are black, dusty red, red, maroon, orange, and brown. In the red and orange circles is a fire texture. In the first variation of the flag in the middle is a white Christian cross, in the second variation there is a white music note instead. End ID.]
Definition: A music xenogender related to the song "JESUS DON'T LIKE THAT I'M GAY BUT SATANS COOL WITH IT" by Lil Boodang.
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sweatandwoe · 2 years ago
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SWEATY !! We need to talk about the finger movement that Copia makes during the rituals when he sings the part "I will tickle you internally" from Mary on a cross BECAUSE I AM NOT OKAY
Okay, I went to go look for a gif of this, instead I found a shit ton of glitter jesus gifs
like you know those blingee gifs, it's that but jesus dying on the cross, lemme grab two
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who made these
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