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𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜!

(This is a Jackson's Diary blog, a webcomic made by Paola Betalla!)

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I am the ominous TV! I am here to broadcast potentially menacing announcements! Quiver beneath my newfound rage! (please) Feel free to "𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐍" to this broadcast, and ask me questions!

Following the theme of the other blogs, I shall answer these questions;

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞: My current residence is in Ronald's room! 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: What does this pronouns ritual mean? I am TV, yes, proper answer. 𝐀𝐠𝐞: I am TV years old!

𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲‌: @jacksonsmithforreal

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞: @the-official-rocking-russian-man , @200percent-timothy-jd

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟: @ken-okamoto-official , @itsmejolie , @brenda-miller-forreal , @x-ercampbelll , @real-pamela-lopez , @lucyfurr-jd , @coffeeandcats4life , @dylan-mylastnamehasntbeensaid , @ownerofcup-o-cat , @baileyserveslattes , @normanfuckingrockwell11 , @lovemariahb , @yourstrulyelijah , @martyforreal , @ricky-fr-fr , @williammillerjd , @hardyharharuokamato , @nightmare-jackson-smith , @defsnotdeathnote , @devious-devious , @harrycampbell4132 , @definitelydaymiller

(ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪғ ɪ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ!)

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𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. . .

♪-𝐍𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 Including offensive language, NSFW, and direct insults! I don't want you to frighten the faint of heart!

♪-𝐍𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 Please don't clog up the signal!

♪-𝐍𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 I cannot peer into the future! Spare me of your prophetic words, for they confuse me!

(Severe offenses will get you blocked, otherwise I'll just ignore your ask.)

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𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗 . . .

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Btw are you ok after NJ well...exploded you?

I am fine. No need to worry about me, I cannot feel pain.

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Any good horror movies airing right now?

What a good question, 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑! A fan favorite is Aliens, directed by James Cameron. It is a science fiction horror film with nicely done effects, and I quite like how it looks out of it's time. Though I personally, like slashers better. Seeing the cruel world of mortals is very refreshing, and the characters used are always so interesting. Like Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI, directed by Tom McLoughlin.

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IN NEED OF A WAY TO GET RID OF EVIL SPIRITS( @canvasdavidgobrrr ) AS FAST AS POSSIBLE BEFORE HE TAKES @200percent-timothy-jd AWAY 😨😨

Hello there, 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑. I believe you should dial emergency services, not a talk show, if you're in trouble!

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Thoughts on Mac and chees ?

Hmm, well 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑. As I do not have vital organs to consume matter, I do not have the ability to consume this "Mac and chees." But with my limited expanse to the internet, I can tell it is a human delicacy. So I believe it is a good food with an interesting history.

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bonjour

Hello there, 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑! What brings you to the broadcast? Also if you need a French translation, I cannot provide, deepest apologies.

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Best TV EVER🙏🙏

Thank you.

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What type of static is your favorite? I like the soft, quiet sounding static, and when it looks like fine salt and pepper mixed together.

I like the types of static that makes humans uncomfortable. Like white noise, or violet noise. The types of static that humans would complain about needing to fix.

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don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger

No, but you would still need experience to be even considered to work as an actor. Also it would be hard to really do anything as a clothing hanger, especially get a job, I don't think clothing hangers are appropriate on most work dress codes.

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are you and @defsnotdeathnote besties

Are we? Mayhaps. I do believe we have a common enemy.