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mulders-too-large-shirt · 2 months ago

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s5 episode 3 thoughts

it’s been a bit since i last watched an episode (count: 5 whole days!) and i need my hit of scully and mulder time. so imagine my surprise when i went to watch today’s episode, and saw it is not about scully and mulder, but the lone gunmen?

hmm. hmm hmm. well, how do i feel about this?

let’s just say that when i was doing my preliminary research to see if i wanted to watch this show, i came across a plot point that is going to be addressed in a few episodes, and i want to reach them NOW to see how they play out. and that is all i will say on the matter.

even if i really really really REALLY want to say more. i will not.

(author's note: imagine me sadly pressing my palm against a rainy window... no scully and mulder time today 😔)

okay. so lone gunmen origin story… let’s see where this brings us!!

it’s 1989 (the intro riff to style begins playing from an unknown source)

the swat people are here in maryland because there are a lot of gunshots. so they’re going into this mysterious building, rifles drawn, and everything is very very dark.

there’s blood on the floor but nobody around!!! and then they hear a guy groaning under a cardboard box???

whoever it is keeps moaning “they’re here, they’re here” <- WHO IS HERE?

woahhhh another guy finds the lone gunmen!!! they say they didn’t do it!!

while they’re being arrested, the guy under the box keeps yelling that they’re here. which does not clear up anything.

was that naked box man mulder…? no, it can’t be….

the intro was shorter again this time. i WILL make note of it no matter how many times it happens.

sad byers is in a jail cell with the homies :( the girls are fighting!!!! it seems they did NOT get along at first

IT WAS MULDER IN THAT CARDBOARD BOX?????? “he’s currently being held in five point restraints”, says the cop talking to byers <- what does THAT MEAN (types furiously into a search engine) ohhh okay. okay. got it now.

byers wants to know where a lady is, and he says that she IS real, because mulder saw her, but…. this answers none of my, nor the cop's, questions

“so what i’m looking at here is a warehouse break-in with nothing stolen, a shootout but no guns, lots of blood but no bodies, and an FBI agent who likes to take off all his clothes and talk about space aliens” <- yeah, that sounds about right

BYERS WAS BORN THE DAY KENNEDY DIED???? okay that is crazy for reincarnation theorists 🔥

LMAO is that why his name is “john fitzgerald�� … my brain put together the date quicker than the name itself

yes, he confirms this immediately after i type it up. fun byers trivia for ya, i guess.

so he works for the federal communications commission, for now at least. he was at a computer con booth giving out buttons when all of this began!! aww, he looks so happy to be gathering your information

NO some random people were mean to him and he looks so sad now :( (him being referred to as narc is a repeated occurrence throughout the episode)

he sees a mysterious woman at the booth?? who starts to say something, but then leaves. and he follows her while his coworker is going to town on some computer games. aww man, i wanna show this guy tears of the kingdom. he’d be so happy.

mysterious woman runs into frohike, who is giving her a speech on a machine he made that gives you 33 channels of premium TV??

(i was going to say "i do not think that sounds legal" but i didn't want to sound like a Youngling. but yeah. not legal)

and langly is in the booth next door to him heckling him 💀

they’re fighting over who sells better bootleg cable LMAOOOOO!! who will win?!

this spat allows mystery woman to escape, but byers runs into her!!! she drops a photo of a child and he says “she’s very cute” as he hands it back to her. byers, why are you kind of a puppy dog here? look at him. aww.

he is stuttering and says she looks like she could use some help, but not in a way that sounds condescending at all; he seems like he genuinely means it, even if he doesn’t know wtf is going on.

oh my god, well looks like he is good at sniffing out the truth. he sits down with mysterious lady, who begins to tell him about how her child, who just turned three, was kidnapped by her boyfriend recently. the ex boyfriend is very dark and mysterious but dipped when there was a kid involved… but then came back and took her??! who is this man????

and the investigators are not finding anything!!! EXCEPT that the guy is in baltimore somewhere. but now the guy knows she’s looking for him!!!!!

she hands byers a card that says "arpanet/whtcorps" which he knows the meaning of; apparently it’s a special government project, and you can access it through the internet. glad it means something to him because it sure doesn't to me.

ohhhh, byers says he’ll try and go online and figure it out… i feel like he’s being drawn into some sort of trap, but he just wants to do the right thing….

they finally introduce each other, and now we know that mystery woman is named holly. good to know. he points out that there is a pack of sugar right in front of them that says holly?? ohhhh is she lying and that was the first name she came up with…….?

so byers comes back and kicks his coworker ken off of the computer. ken has been EVICTED!!!

the code brought them to the defense data network!!! and she wants him to hack into it??? that feels like a huge ask….

he betrays his FCC code of ethics and tries to get in there… and it takes him literally 3 seconds. damn. he could have been doing that all along. it was simply his moral code holding him back.

they find an encoded file allegedly for her daughter susanne modeski, but i don’t buy it….

but as they’re printing out the papers with the code on them, she says she sees the crazy ex boyfriend!!! they hide… why am i scared it’ll be mulder lmaooo

AND IT IS????????

what the fuck.

so, obviously she’s lying on a bunch of different levels. i'm trying to imagine mulder kidnapping a child. it’s laughable.

he runs into frohike and says “no thanks, handsome” to his offer of bootleg cable and frohike responds with “ah, a man of distinction” <- LMAO so they've just been flirting with each other from the very start?? good to know

mulder’s hair is fluffy to try and make him look younger, and it’s kinda funny and kinda adorable, but mostly funny

byers and holly go to frohike for help, because he is a very good hacker!!! he says, why are we trying to crack this code if we can just beat the shit out of your ex boyfriend and find your daughter??? it’s a very good point. holly says it’s too dangerous.

“lady, I’M dangerous” <- LMAOOOO frohike is a king of knowing his value

frohike says i’ll just go find him!! he could have the girl here for all we know!! that's direct action baby!!

holly’s trying to get them to stop following mulder, the "mysterious ex", while byers and frohike watch him…… mulder grabs some alien detection machine and it goes off (lmao) but then he darts into a back corridor.

and he finds them first!!! OHHHH he busts out the picture of holly and says they’re looking for her at the FBI ohhh nooooo

NOOOO... holly’s gone and ken is being taken away because they think he did the hacking… but all he did was play dig dug 😭😭 poor ken

byers starts to say it was him that did it, when frohike says you cannot turn yourself in as a hacker!!! aww byers :( he doesn't want any trouble... how far he has progressed in the episodes during which we come to know him since these initial moments of guilt and doubt

frohike says they need to hack into the FBI so they can figure out what is up with this woman. byers is gagged at such a request, but then frohike reminds him he’s literally already hacked into the government today, so get used to it.

meanwhile, langly is gambling??? wait. they’re playing D&D. how do you gamble while playing D&D??? no time to answer that. byers and frohike interrupt to request his assistance!

before he can agree to anything, langly makes frohike confess that HIS is the best kung fu 💀💀💀😭😭

byers is having a crisis as he realizes he will probably go to jail… meanwhile, langly hacked right into the FBI!!!! with great efficiency!!

omg wait!!! we have mulder’s info here…. he was born 10/31/61 and his eyes are green??? i guess i don’t spend a lot of time admiring his eyes. and he has a telephone number that i’m sure people still call and whoever it belongs to gets (rightfully) pissed tf off.

WAIT, IT LISTS HIS CAREER HISTORY….

"1983-1986: oxford university

1986: quantico academy

1988: currently assigned to the violent crimes unit"

this answers almost none of my questions, and if i think about it for longer than 3 seconds, i will end up doing a whole post trying to figure out HIS timeline in addition to scully’s. so now i have to struggle with THAT. we’ll circle back to it.

(i'm going to assume those 3 years at oxford would be for a grad degree? unless he went off and traveled the world before attending undergrad? because he would be 26 when went to quantico and then 23 when he started oxford, which gives him enough time to have done an undergrad degree somewhere else?? yeah. let's go with that for now)

they realize there is nothing in his profile about being psychotic or having a daughter, so that’s a point against holly. look at the man! looks totally sane.

OH tea…. HOLLY *is* susanne modeski, wanted for MURDER, SABOTAGE, and other crimes such as TERRORISM!!!! she blew up a lab!!!! this is... not good.

poor byers is realizing what he has done while someone enters the room!!! it’s HER!!!!!!

now what is going on here!!!!! she denies the blowing up of the lab and the killing of people, saying instead she tried to quit her job, which is not a job where you can just quit. and there is no daughter. byers looks so hurt. aww :(

she says that the coded file he found earlier contains everything she needs to expose the government’s plot against its own people… and she had unwittingly moved it forward by developing “ergotamine-histamine gas” <- well. that doesn’t sound good.

it causes anxiety and paranoia on its subjects!! is that what was released in mulder’s apartment at the end of s2??

(sometimes i miss big pieces because i'm so tuned into the little details. like finding out birthdays and the character's wall decorations. ergot i remember from never again, though)

susanne slash holly says the government is going to release this chemical onto the public in baltimore!!

she says the government is behind what happened to JFK and also placing bibles in hotel rooms. you see, i do not think these are quite on the same level of crime. oh, she says it’s for surveillance. well. okay. i guess.

they don’t seem to believe her, but she has a gun so they move forward with cracking the code as she requests. the message talks of an “E.B.O.”, an engineered biological operation, using toxins on humans.

ohhhhh there’s an address for where the toxins are located!!!! and she is being watched at all times, ordered by dr. kilbourne, who she says is her dentist??????

now what does her dentist have to do with this? OH, a mouth implant!!! i realize this mere milliseconds before she takes some pliers and leaves the room. you can imagine what will happen next.

she goes to the bathroom to pull out a tooth and it has a…. thingy in it????? what it actually does is incredibly unclear, and tbh i'm cool with that. i don't need to know everything

they flushed the tooth for the fear of giving away the location. which does make sense, but part of me thought they would study it. then they go to the warehouse and find the chemicals in the boxes as described. they are keeping the chemicals in asthma inhalers!!! that's just diabolical.

NOOOO, mulder is here!!!! and he is placing them all under arrest!!!

but then two other people come to grab her??? and mulder is like who tf are you????? they start shooting!!!! and the gas is spilling all over him!!!!!! which is why he’s ripping off his clothes!!!

the two mystery men go to shoot him, but susanne shoots them first!!!!

he’s writhing about….. and she runs away…. when a team arrives wearing gas masks???

AND THEY HAVE X WITH THEM?? who walks up to the lone gunmen, past them, and over to mulder????

X tells them to “sanitize it” while the lone gunmen are watching…… it is giving that scene in monsters inc

mulder is seeing aliens due to the drugs!!!! and that’s why he’s saying “they’re here” ohhh okay that makes sense

they take the guys susanne shot, and they throw 'em in body bags. then seal all of the other boxes of the gas, as well as the opened packaging on the floor that came from the boxes being shot a billion times.

byers asks X what authority he has to do this, which leads him to being told to stfu by frohike…. but he’s not letting it go!!!! ohhhh now they’re being sat down execution style…. X has the gun, and it is behind the head of byers...

the gun is empty, though!!!! so he tells them to "behave yourselves" and leaves. THAT'S ALL HE'S GOING TO DO?? he's going to let them simply walk away???

“it’s all true what susanne said about you people, isn’t it?", asks byers, as X leaves; "about john f kennedy, dallas?”

“i heard it was a lone gunman” <- OHHHH NAME ORIGIN REVEAL 🔥🔥🔥

(i’ve missed X rolling up, saying the coldest lines, and disappearing into the night air... rest in peace king)

someone comes to pick him up, and he leaves. just an average day on the job for a guy like him.

back to byers being questioned, where we began all of this. and the cop does not believe him at all, lmao. would you??

frohike and langly are groaning about women because “your molar pulling girlfriend roped us in and left us swinging in the breeze” (crazy sentence btw) (let's not get misogynistic about it)

oh byers is PISSED at this “i’m here because i wanted to learn the truth” <- YEAH, YOU TELL EM!!

he says she doesn’t owe him anything!!! she opened his eyes to the truth!!! i love a sad looking man with a moral compass!!

and mulder verified their story so they can leave now!!!

mulder’s car was stolen, so they think that susanne took it and went to the newspaper... and sure enough, we see her leaving the building.

they run to find her, knocking down some random guy in the process (LMAOOO) she says the reporters didn’t believe her story, and no one would, but she appreciates their help

oh, and now she’s kissing byers. you see, i didn’t want it to go in that direction. but here we are.

the pay phone right next to them starts ringing,,, and she says “no matter how paranoid you are, you’re not paranoid enough” and that they need to tell as many people as they can the truth; that is their weapon!!! so that must be why they started their organization? to spread the truth?

she is then shoved in a dark car with X in the backseat????

the three or them are then at the convention center while things are getting cleaned up. and mulder is here!!! he says he has weird ideas. susanne is no longer wanted by the FBI… he needs to know wtf happened last night!!

(zoom out as they begin explaining that the government wishes to control and surveil our lives)

mulder does a shocked “whaaa?” at this news and it was so funny lmao

yeah yeah yeah the government is always watching us. we all know that.

so! an interesting episode to see the origins of the nerds, but i’m not sure exactly what it’s leading to? why did we get an origin story for them now? are they going to be playing a bigger role in the rest of the season? or did they just think this was a nice time for a lore reveal?

hmm. hmm.

well, you may recall that earlier i specially was craving scully and mulder time. and i got NONE OF THAT HERE. so frankly, yes, i am annoyed. i’m not even saying it was a bad episode!! it just didn’t have scully in it, which makes it far less enjoyable than it could be.

i did enjoy seeing more into each of their individual personalities, though, so that is good? and i love how byers wants to be a good guy. aww. he's adorable.

i guess this was a fine episode, but it wasn't what i was looking forward to when i sat down and began watching, which was agents on the case time, so i may have no choice but to watch another episode tonight in an attempt to scratch that itch.

#to the lone gunmen: i do love you.... but i wanted scully time #you cannot blame a girl for having a preference #the thought of mulder kidnapping a child is so outrageous you have to laugh a little #everyone needs to apologize to ken who just wanted to play dig dug #not really more for me to say tbh!! it wasn't bad but i'm curious as to why their origins are being revealed now #and i guess i'm also glad that mulder's timeline seems more straightforward than hers LMAO #although i'm sure there is some complex piece of information that i am forgetting that will make my life hard #juni's x files liveblog #5x03 #the x files #txf

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kuromipuzzles2000 · 4 months ago

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Welcome to my blog (i guess)

the name's Crystal, code-name: kuromipuzzles2000 and i'm...an amateur (?) artist not the best but i like to art actually, i love roleplay as well, i am a Mr. Puzzles simp and i love him so much fr, fr....apart there's Kuromi and Spamton...oh! and here's my sona reference

i am an weird mix of aesthetic and pastel goth girl lover

i am 24, my birthday being on June 22

errr i'm mexican

I AM TAKEN (errr hasn't edit this post twice, no no)

i have many fandoms which are: Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Kirby, Animal Crossing, Bendy and The Ink Machine, Pikmin, Sanrio, Steven Universe, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, Undertale/Deltarune, SMG4, Star vs the forces of evil, Gravity Falls, Five Nights at Freddy's and a big etc

actually jobless

i have various mental issues, between these, that i get sad randomly and i feel unmotivated to do shit of time by time, be warned by that

my favorite holiday is Christmas uwu

i love cats and chocolate hehe

my main focus is SMG4 and would...rarely (until the SMG4 Hype goes down that gonna be when Mr. Puzzles disappear) draw of other fandoms, mostly i focus on my OC's only, not much on do canon art, my OCS are all based from Mr. Puzzles

my Mr. Puzzles ocs that had gave recognization to this blog:

SMGP (Super Meme Guardian Puzzles) the least Popular of the 4, belongs to #swap au, he is just simply a swap between SMG4 and Mr. Puzzles, Mr. 4's reference can be find on my profile, if you're in mobile just click my profile and search: "swap au" in tags, with a plot twist, he decapitated, no was born with a tv head already

🔥Trickster Mr. Puzzles🔥 the most popular of the blog, he is simply Mr. Puzzles but he engaged Trickster mode! (Trickster Mode from Homestuck) the first one on engage the Trickster Mode on SMG4 universe, he wants spread the Trickster Mode around the mushroom kingdom, and create the reborn of "Puzzlevision" but under the name of "Trickstervision"

Guardian of Popstar Mr. Puzzles, the 3rd popular of the blog, he is an Mr. Puzzles that had swallowed his pride and apologized and asked a second opportunity to SMG4 after had a strong fight with "the entity" . . .SMG4 just for get rid of him sent him to Popstar/Dreamland and now he is a father to Kirby, Kirby got very used and is happy to have a dad

🔥Mr. Puzzles: Trivia🔥 the second most popular of the blog, being the first transexual character i ever made, he is transexual female to male, Trivia is shy, nerd, aesthetic babygirl/boy (he is called babygirl by the fans XD), his apparence takes after Mr. Puzzles and Spamton G. Spamton, he is a dealmaker but very amateur, he lives on a very futuristic mushroom kingdom thanks to a strange group of scientists that came from future to stay, his ratings are stars and likes, he is a very slow working villain, but more of his story later (writen only i no feel like draw)

rules:

suggestive is good as long as you no start a sexual shit on time line, if u want a +18 thing (of course being an adult) send me a dm

no ask for donations, please, real life subjects make me so nervous, and this is a art blog, i no want be rude, i just no want mix my art/vent blog with real life things of wars and etc

not be annoying or not use to sarcasm with me unless you do /joke, /silly OR XD at the end of a sarcasm, if you don't you'll have 5 strikes, you'll be blocked, i am very sensitive, i'll try do the same, even if my humor seems i am mad or something-

i am spanish, english isn't my main language, please don't judge my english grammar, or if you gonna do, do it respectfully

it's all you need to see my blog and follow if you want and decide stay by my side! thanks you for read, and hope you enjoy your stay!

#tumblr profile #welcome to my blog #welcome #pinned post #pin post #crystal's blog #kuromipuzzles2000 #welcomeeeee

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odyssean-flower · 14 days ago

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I love how you write neuvillette so much 😭😭 if u dont mind me asking, do u have some inspirations for the characteristics and tropes you put in the fic? Like books, tv shows, movies, or smthn like that.... I would love to indulge myself in those while i wait for your masterpiece 🥺🥺🥺 i ate well with the recent chapter and thank u so much for cooking up such a great meal🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ok here's some of my inspirations (note that I mostly read a lot haha)

Kouko Shirakawa's Hanabishi Fusai no Taima-chou novel series! One of my favorite series, but it's only in Japanese (you can find a fan translation floating around somewhere tho). The main couple is so soft and supportive with each other and i love it when the male lead is really down bad for the female lead haha. The ankle grabbing scene was actually inspired by a similar scene in that series. It is an age gap romance though so be warned

Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre! I've mentioned this before, but my reader is heavily inspired by Jane. One of my favorite heroines in all media. The romance is definitely very problematic to say the least (though I'll admit i always tear up at the end), but it's worth it for her!!

Jane Austen's novels. I use them as reference sometimes to create the pseudo-regency vibe of the fic (and for ideas sometimes).

Bridgerton (the show). Also helps with imagining certain scenarios. Plus it's a lot of fun

Kore Yamazaki's The Ancient Magus Bride manga series. It focuses on the relationship between a human girl with a tragic past and an immortal magical being who still doesn't really understand humans, even though he lives among them and maintains a human lifestyle. I've been rereading it lately and wow Elias and Neuvillette are very similar in a lot of ways, aren't they? honestly a Magus Bride au would go pretty hard

Bonus: there's this one jp artist on twitter who makes the cutest nyavillette art. I think about them sometimes when I write

Edit: omg i can't believe forgot these

Heather Fawcett's Emily Wilde series. Very cozy fae romance series starring a prickly scholar and an exiled fae king

Margaret Rogerson's books. I really enjoy her writing style

#ask

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winwintea · 7 months ago

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OKAY I SEE ITTT🗣️🗣️🗣️

(this is jet long it is like a paragraph but bare with me my angel😽😽💗💗)

it is kinda giving a series of unfortunate events where the three kids figure out their parents are in a secret society‼️‼️

ten kinda gives sirius black vibes when he ran away to the potters (idk if you get it or no but cope with me please😣😣)

I feel like yiren and chenle would become so close and none if them wants to get married to each other so chenle tells yiren about y/n and the green card thing then yiren helps getting them back together 😽😽

AND OH i feel like xiaojun’s family would have beef with yiren’s family and when xiaojun knew that chenle is close with yiren they get into a big fight and shit happens‼️‼️‼️

YOU KNOW WHAT

THIS SMAU SHIT IS BETTER THAN TV DRAMAS🗣️💥⁉️🗣️🗣️‼️🔥💥‼️🗣️‼️‼️

THEY SHOULD START MAKING SHOWS LIKE THIS‼️‼️‼️

OMG I FEEL LIKE HENDERY WOULD MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN THE SMAU🤨🤨🤨

LIKE LET’S SAY DURING HIGH SCHOOL XIAOJUN HAD THIS CRUSH ON A BOY SUDDENLY THEN THEY STARTED DATING AND THAT BOY IS HENDERY (xiaojun lowkey (highkey) misses him) SO WHEN HENDERY SUDDENLY MAKES AN APPEARANCE XIAOJUN DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH THIS BECAUSE HE IS CONFUSED BETWEEN MISSING HENDERY AND MISSING YUQI😖😖😖😖😖

GIRL CRYING RN IMAGINING DEJUN’S SITUATION��😿😿😿

WHAT IF YIREN ACTUALLY HAD A GIRLFRIEND AND THIS GIRLFRIEND DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT❓❓❓❓ SO WHEN YUQI AND YIREN MEET THEY BECOME CLOSE AND THINGS TAKE A TURN SO YUQI GIVES UP ON HER FEELINGS FOR MINGHAO AND GETS WITH YIREN INSTEAD🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

omg this smau is giving me headaches i like it so much wtf i love you so much thank you for writing it😖💗💗💗💗

sorry for writing too much had to share my ideas with u👉🏻👈🏻

HOMEGIRL WE NEED YOU TO WRITE YOUR OWN SMAU OR FIC AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I WOULD SO READ IT

nerdsungie smau when. post. now.

no bc i get you with both of those references. i didn't think of the sirius black one but yeah THAT MAKES SENSE ACTUALLY. fuck jk rowling though, but hp is such a good series!

some form of family beef is definitely going to happen, just watch omg. I LOVE THE TV DRAMA THING BC OMG I LOVE THOSE C-DRAMAS THAT ARE LIKE 100 EPISODES LONG THEY'RE SO INTERESTING

AND YOU BEING PRO XIAODERY IS SO REALLL LMAOOO. dejun would go insane actually and wdym he's actually having FEELINGS for someone instead of just sex like damn okay xiaojun character development right here.

and everyone is just gay i love that happy pride month hoes, yuqi is gay, yiren is gay, dejun is gay, hendery gay. EVERYONE GAY

girl i absolutely love you AND DONT APOLOGIZE I LOVE HEARING THEM

#❓: asks #series: secure that card!#nerdsungie

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jackslocket · 8 months ago

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thanks for the tag @luvscharlos, mwah <3

who’s your fav driver? you guys will NEVER guess who, i am mysterious and incredibly nuanced with how i feel about my fav driver. my entire blog does Not revolve around said driver that would be STUPID. (carlos sainz)

do you have other fav drivers? oh the list is extensive - but charles is right right up there next to carlos (his wet cat energy has captivated me body and soul 💔), oscar, lando, jack doohan and logie bear too!! but also i fucking LOVE jenson button. i will never not love jenson button he is My Guy

who’s your least fav driver? i am not a hater!! i am a LOVER . peace n love on the planet earth 🫶🏽(liar. it's ocon, i just dont care for him much 🧀)

do you pull for drivers or do you like teams as well? sigh. i will always be a Ferrari Girl. destined (cursed) to be stuck here forever

if you like teams, who do you pull for? FORZA FERRARI SEMPREEEE‼️🔥💯🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

how long have you been into f1? 🧍🏽‍♀️ i have been here since the beginning of the 2024 season

what got you into f1? i followed the natural pipeline of cars (2006) starring owen wilson -> fast and furious -> making my Entire personality abt fast cars -> eventually f1 (also @verstap-it really solidified it for me, she was like 'hey WATCH THIS bitch' and threw media at me until i fell down the rabbit hole with her)

do you enjoy fanfic/rpf? is this even a question.

how do you view new fans? i am a New Fan�� so.........

if you could take over as team principal for any team, who would it be and why? i should not be allowed a leadership position of any sorts, that would be irresponsible (*rattling the bars of my enclosure* FERRARI LET ME INNNNNNN) but actually, put me in williams, im sick of williams. logan deserves better #justiceforlogansargeant2024

are your friends and family into f1 as well? my mother grew up a schumi girl but refused to watch the sport after he stopped racing . ithink the fact this is My Thing now puts her off significantly because she sees me scream at the tv for ferrari and sees her a little 😭 - my brother is a rbr fanboy, loves max verstappen but Refuses to watch the races too because..... i am insufferable about them !! i have a few f1 friends, and they're all just as insufferable as i am - i also yap about it to my non-f1 friends and make obscure references constantly, theyhate me its great :)

are you open to talking to other fans/ making friends? ALWAYS. pls hit me up i love talking to new people and i need more f1 moots!!

tagging w/ no pressure: @verstap-it, @mclarengirlie, @sai-lec, @starsainz, @leclair-leclerc, @chilling-seavey n anyone else <3

#SO FUN SOSO FUN #i felt a little deranged writing this #tag games #itzel <3 #saved

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dannclown · 8 months ago

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TV GIRL REFERENCE 🦅‼️🔥🔥🔥

The parasites have eaten over 90% of my grey matter

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pyat-pree · 6 months ago

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🪶 < click here to see my icefire fanart 🔥🔥🔥

🐉 < click here to see my icefire pinterest board (it’s a mix of modern fashion, faceclaims, film costumes and general stunning vibes)

I’m just a girl on a neverending quest to illustrate every clothing description in asoiaf (slowly but surely) (costume design is my favourite thing in the world)

Verisimilitude >>> realism anyway

I’m doing it as an exercise in worldbuilding, trying to create a cohesive sense of fashion all over this world.

I’m also growing sick of every fantasy film/tv show dressing their characters in euro « « « medieval » » » inspired clothing (they all end up looking kinda the same to me) (also where are the colours? The silly hats?? The tight trousers and pointy shoes???)

Like it’s fantasy…… and aiming for « realism » (whatever that means in the context of a work full of dragons, prophecies and blood magic) is just a waste imho.

Hence my goal is to diversify the references I use in my art in order to visually signify cultural divides (a core theme of icefire) and the vastness of the world.

Hence hence I will not debate with randos online why my art depicts some characters as non-white…… POCs??? In my fantasy world??? It’s more likely than you think (Westeros is literally 3000km long…. Everyone having the same snow-white skin just doesn’t make sense) (< as I was typing this it got autocorrected to show-white skin….. really makes you think)

Anyway toodles ✌️🐉🔥

#^^^ world salad #but I thought it’d be nice to write about my ethos (stfu omg)#also also I wanted to group my fanart and my references together #asoiaf

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𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓼

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🌼Damiano X reader

part2 of ?? [partone]

NSFW! 🔥 smuttastic kinky swearing filthy smut

° Damiano David X female reader insert

° anon request: i was wondering if you could do a corruption kink fic with damiano and a female reader. [ask & it shall be given- requests are open]

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Damiano's influence over you wasn't strictly limited to the time you spent in his presence - you were his toy 24/7.

It would begin before you left for work in the morning, everyday he expected a Snapchat from you. He wanted to see what colour panties you were wearing. He wanted to have a clear mental image of your underwear to get him through the day. You had thrown out a lot of old pairs, ditching the comfort in the effort to provide him with only the most arousing of photos.

You were wearing g-strings more often and you were wearing them longer than you ever had before. In the past, you would put them on for a short period - to show off before sex or otherwise enticing someone to take them off of you. But you weren't bothered by them falling into an uncomfortable spot, you enjoyed the reminder that they were there, it was a little rush to consider he might be thinking of you in this skimpy underwear at this moment.

There were other reminders that kept him ever-present in your mind. Throughout your day, you would catch sight of one of the marks left behind by his lips. And they were everywhere, everywhere that was covered by your work uniform. These sexy secrets were yours alone to keep, seeing the trail down the inside of each thigh every time you went to the bathroom.

He sent you selfies when he was fresh out of the shower, then he would ask what you were gonna dream about. There weren't any questions, he was all you thought about.

He was in your bloodstream.

………..

You were getting distracted from pinning the fabric, struggling with what should have been a simple task - adding the embellishments to the black shirt. It wasn't the first Halloween costume you'd ever made, definitely it wasn't the most intricate. And it wasn't just because Damiano kept taking the iPad that had your reference image on it.

He was trying to disrupt your task, even though it was his costume that you were working on. He didn't have any interest in watching the episode of Bob's Burgers that was playing on the tv.

"Did you want another glass of wine?"

You scoffed. "Oh that's a great idea, get the girl working on your costume drunk, that'll really help my process."

"Who says it has to be neat?" He asked, he was up off of the couch, once again making his way over to your desk. "It's Edward Scissorhands, he's a walking crafting disaster. Do you really think his whole life is about perfect hems and consistent stitching?"

You didn't turn around, even when his hands arrived on your shoulders. "Look, I know that you'd be more than happy to stretch some fishnet over your entire body and throw some glitter on your face and call it a costume. But this is a couple's costume and I want it to look correct."

"I think you'd be happy with me in just a fishnet body stocking too…" He said, bending over to whisper directly into your ear.

"Maybe later."

"I'm gonna have more wine."

You had sidestepped his newest attempt to pry you away from your sewing work, but you knew this wouldn't be the last time. He returned to the room and was soon filling the air with smoke from the end of his cigarette.

You had run out of the pre-made black straps that you were adding to the shirt. You took a moment to sit back and consider the costume as it currently looked on the dress form. You reached for your iPad, wanting to compare your progress with the photos of Johnny Depp that you were working off of.

But the hand that you reached blindly out, only hit the desk and you sighed instantly. You swivelled your chair around, spotting the device in Damiano's hands as he relaxed on the couch, most of his attention on the television.

“I need my iPad.” You said, holding your hand out.

He looked over to you with a smirk, bringing the device closer to his chest. “Okay baby, just come over here and get it then.”

You knew there wasn’t any chance of the handover going that simply.

After crafting for almost two hours, stifling your cravings for your boyfriend had gotten more difficult. You got up from the desk with him watching your movements as you approached the sofa.

You again held out your empty hand. “I want it.”

He extended his arms, bringing the device within your grasp. But before you could make a grab for it, he raised it up above his head, moving it even further away from you. “Well I’m using it. It’s not like I’m doing anything important with it, just playing games. Maybe if I had a different toy to play with…”

You licked your lips and climbed onto the couch. He made a lot of quick movements - ditching his cigarette in the closeby ashtray, switching off the television and placing the iPad on the ground.

You straddled him, leaning down to kiss him. His hands went to your back, bringing you closer until your chest was flush to his. You wondered if he could feel how heavy your heart beat had become.

His hands moved underneath your top, reaching for your bra. You licked at his lips, teasing them apart so that you could explore into his mouth. You experienced the sweet taste of white wine. He moaned, sending quivers to your marked thighs.

He was pushing your top up, exposing more of your torso as he went. You pulled back, sitting up to gain the space needed to remove your shirt. He sat up as well, eager hands going to the clasp of your bra. Your skin prickled, needing to be touched more as you put your arms around him and drew him in for more deep kisses.

You should have known better than to expect your time on top to be anything but fleeting. His hands on your back kept you steady as he repositioned, placing your legs beneath his. You were aware of how close to the edge of the couch you had become and you held tighter to him, not wanting to be taken out of this moment by a tumble to the ground.

Somehow, almost telepathically, he was in tune with your concerns and he moved back a little. You tried to catch your breath in this pause, thinking on what your next move should be.

In a second, you were yanked forward, landing flat on your back. You smiled as he climbed on top of you, looking over you in a way that reminded you of how thoroughly owned you were. You instantly wanted more of your skin covered in his love bites.

There was an excitement that flooded through you as you looked into his eyes. There wasn’t anything routine about this, the only familiarity came from how intoxicating his smile was. You didn’t have to know what he was planning for you, you were already prepared to agree, to submit with a <i>yes Master.

You picked your head up, aiming for his mouth. But he moved, ducking down and putting his hands to your pants, loosening the tie. He pulled them off before proceeding to undo his jeans. You remained where you were, waiting for his command of what to do next.

“These are perfect.” He said, stalling on getting naked as he became distracted by your black panties - it wasn’t enough to look at them, his admiration of the underwear not complete if he didn’t touch them. “This little bow here…” He picked up the small ribbon that was stitched into place at the waistband. “Is this ‘cause your pussy is a present?”

You giggled. “Most definitely.”

“It’s very cute.” He said and you could feel more heat rising in your face. “But I can’t help thinking of all the ways I could ruin these panties.”

“Yes please.” You rushed to say.

He smiled, letting his fingers explore across the thin fabric - slowly and without applying any pressure. “Do I have to tie my kitten up again? Or are you gonna behave tonight?”

“I can be a good girl.”

“Are you sure about that?” He asked, pushing his fingers over your folds, which were already tensed and ready to react to anything he might do.

“I can try. I’ll do my best Daddy.”

“Good, ‘cause I’d hate to have to punish you.” He said, fingers moving lower and you had no doubt that he could feel all of the heat currently pooling in this area. “But I will if I have to.”

You didn’t know what you wanted more, for him to keep talking or for him to just start fucking you. You held his eye, trying your hardest to maintain whatever patience you had left. “I know because you’re training me.”

“That’s right and you love being trained, don’t you?”

“Ye-...” The rest of the word got caught in your throat when he parted your flaps with a single finger, pressing the underwear into your clitoral hood. At once you were flustered, your need for release was the only thing that you could think about.

“I expect an answer, kitten.”

You nodded. “Yes Daddy, I do. I love being trained by you, I love your corruption.”

He just smiled in response, silently watching as you trembled. He began to move his finger in a circle over your clitoris, drawing more sensations out of it. You felt yourself becoming more-and-more desperate for his touch, your thighs parting as you arched your back.

He paused his attention on your clit before you could properly sink into any kind of rhythm. He hooked a finger into either leghole and pulled the panties up, pulling them so tight until your folds fell out. The fabric contorted into this area, almost like a second skin over your clit. You shivered as you felt the bunched material pressed to your entrance.

He gave this newly-created strap a few testing tugs, making you whimper at the pleasure this unfamiliar stimulation brought across your pussy. He licked his lips, his satisfaction with this result clear on both his face and in the noticeable protrusion begging to be freed from his underwear.

“You don’t get to come without my permission, is that clear?” The forceful tone in his voice made your heart flutter.

And when you looked at his face, you could tell that he meant it. There was a change in his expression - a look that he could get when performing, or something he could switch on in photoshoots. He wasn’t the sweet boyfriend who made you soup from scratch when you were sick, or took photos to show you the dogs he saw during his morning run because he knew that would make you smile.

He was indulging his darker side and deeper desires - now your dominant, insatiable master. He was about to take you on an adventure, shamelessly acting out any of your fantasies.

He tugged at the underwear again, making you gasp. “Kitten, answer me.”

“Yes, yes.” Your hands balled into tight fists and you could already feel sweat beading on your forehead. “Yes Daddy.”

He played with the underwear strap, bringing an all-consuming ache to your cunt. He leant down and you held your breath, hoping he would soon put you in his mouth.

Instead you felt his lips on your stomach, sucking and biting at your skin. He had found a new part of your body to mark as his own. His teeth grazing against you only served to arouse you further, bringing more wetness to your cunt as he continued to tease it with your panties.

His manipulation of the panties had gradually picked up speed, unnoticed by you for a time. Until the moment came that it was too much. There wasn’t any faltering in his movements, leaving you with no opportunity to come up for air. The stimulation had your nerves dancing, getting you closer to your breaking point.

You felt pathetic at the first moan to come from your mouth, because you knew that this was barely the beginning of what he had planned for you and yet you were already losing control. You put a hand over your mouth, not wanting him to think that you didn’t have any staying power.

Even as your hips excitedly bucked - you weren’t sure if this rubbing would be enough to get you off. It was an enjoyable baseline, succeeding in beginning the fiery need. But you were thinking of what else you could have - what you would need to transcend into your climax.

There were a couple more awkward stutters from your hips before he released your underwear. You fell back to the couch, feeling no relief.

“You’re so wet.” He said with a little laugh.

He sat up, reaching away from you and collecting his glass of wine from the coffee table. You could see how flushed his face was, but he played it cool and savoured a sip of wine. You reached down to adjust your underwear, but the sticky heat was impossible to escape.

“Could I- would it be alright if I…” You paused to take a breath. “May I take my panties off, please Master?”

Asking for permission to remove your panties - when had his control over you become so powerful, so all-consuming?

“Yes baby. But I wanna keep them.”

You hesitated, turning a confused gaze upon him. “Pardon me?”

“Oh come on, you must already know that’s a fetish.”

“Well, I have seen Rocky Horror a couple of times. And I know that you like wearing quote-unquote girls clothes, but I didn’t think you-...”

“No, no - I’m not gonna wear them. They’re a little token, a keepsake - a memento that I can put somewhere secret and pull them out when I miss you or I can stumble upon them and get immediately hard remembering this moment right here. Remembering how you looked, how you smelt, how you sounded.

“I can buy you a new pair to replace these. Or you can refuse, they’re your property, babe. You get the final say.”

He gave you a moment to gather your thoughts, taking another sip of wine. But he had another condition to add. “But, if you were to refuse, I would make you wear those panties for the rest of the night.”

You were pushing the panties down in the same instant that he stopped talking, with any question on the decision quickly disappearing. You moved them down your legs until you could remove them from around your ankles. You held them out to him and he accepted them with a smile.

He folded up the messy underwear before depositing them into the pocket of his jeans. “I’d hate to leave them behind or lose them somewhere. Although, not as much as you’d hate to keep them on, eh?”

He reached out, drawing lines to connect the hickeys that were all over your thighs. “Poor little toy doesn’t like dry-humping. No, she needs her pussy naked when Daddy wants to destroy it, eh?”

Your eyes fluttered shut as you longed for this fucking. You needed his divine body to set your own free, more than you needed oxygen right now.

“Yes Daddy, that’s how I need it.”

You looked across when you felt movement and you were blessed by the sight of him finally removing his pants. You sat up, reaching for him as your heart raced.

Your lips came together as he wrapped his arms around you, bringing you in closer. You allowed yourself to be placed into his lap, your hands running all over his skin as you were desperate to savour every part of him. Your tongue pushed into his mouth and you were aware that you were rushing, unable to play it cool when your whole body was aching in your need. But he allowed it and you began to hope that he was done with teasing you.

He shifted your body, placing one of his legs between your thighs. As he completed this movement, his thigh connected with your cunt - brushing against this sensitive area in a way that made you gasp. You pulled away from his kisses, your breathing entering a shallow state as all of your focus flew back to your pussy.

He pressed kisses along the line of your jaw and you wrapped your arms tightly around his shoulders. He put his hands to your hips, massaging the skin there before adopting a more determined hold. You could feel your pussy clenching and fluttering as his lips explored across your neck.

He pulled your body forward, drawing your dripping cunt along his tattooed thigh. You cried out, digging your nails into his skin.

“My little toy wants it so bad.” He said, his hot breath coating your skin.

“Mm-hmm…” You whined.

“Show Daddy how bad you want it.” He said, lifting his leg to press it against you even more.

You held tight to his shoulders and began to roll your hips, spreading your excitement further across his skin. He concentrated his mouth on your neck, sucking and applying the pressure that the rest of your body craved.

You set your own pace, pressing down harder and rocking into him with renewed vigour each time. You could feel the rubbing warming you deeper, making your core tingle. It was all enough to keep you from staying silent, the building pleasure expressed in moans.

“Remember naughty pet, no coming ‘til I say.” He said, grabbing your chin and forcing you to look down into his supernaturally dark eyes.

“Yes Master.”

He initiated a kiss and you wanted to sink into the inviting heat, his pacing promising to take you higher. But consistency was beyond your present capabilities. You were unable to keep up for a full five minutes, your mouth falling slack. You rested your forehead against his, panting as his eyes bore directly into your soul. Your noises were getting so much louder and he held you through it all, letting you bring yourself closer to the orgasm you were in dire need of.

“God, you sound amazing.” He said.

You could only respond in the form of a shaky exhale, before you dissolved into more moaning.

“But I think we could do even better, what do you think?”

“Yes. Please, yes please. Oh please Daddy.” You babbled.

“Well, go get a rubber then.” He said.

You didn’t fully trust your knees to maintain their strength as you slowly got to your feet. But it was worth the risk and you speedily walked to the bathroom. You grabbed a condom from the box, bumping into the door in your rush to leave the room.

When you returned, he was entirely naked - the sight so long overdue that you had to fight the urge to cheer. You sat down beside where he was sipping his wine. You held the packaged condom out to him, but he didn’t take it, instead just cocking one eyebrow as he looked at you.

“I believe this is the kind of thing you can handle.” He said, keeping the glass close to his lips.

“Of course.” You said, ripping it open.

He carried on sipping his wine, acting as if he had no immediate interest in you touching his cock. But you saw the muscles in his thighs clench as you pushed the latex down his shaft. You looked up to see a smile beginning at one corner of his mouth. You could see the lust sparkling in his eyes, just pleading to be indulged.

You reached down to cup his balls and this earned you a reaction with his hips jolting forward. You gently played with him, watching how he twitched. He set the wine glass aside and grabbed you by the back of your neck, bringing your mouth back to his. You crushed together, this time his tongue glided into your mouth, massaging along the roof of your mouth.

You whined, moving in closer to him and putting one of your legs across his lap. He put his hands to your waist and brought you over to sit on top of him.

He buried himself into you and you rolled forward, with greater force than any of your moves from earlier in the night. You couldn’t hold it back any longer - your need for him had gotten to be unbearable, it was like a destructive demon needing exorcism. He shifted beneath you, finding the position that would provide him with the best mobility.

There was a moment of quiet - something like standing in the eye of the storm. He looked into your eyes, probably trying to silently assess your current state of mind. You gave a little consenting nod and he put his hand to the small of your back.

Then his other hand went to your throat.

He powered into you, your bodies finally on the same wavelength. You writhed against him, feeling the bliss of his cock stroking against the most sensitive parts of your pussy. You didn’t think you had ever felt so ready to merge with him (or anyone else) and just completely become consumed in the fire of his desires.

Breathless moments of hips grinding as you stretched around his engorged member, were quickly overshadowed when he decided upon a rapid rhythm.

It seemed he was done with the build-up as well, hungrily diving deeper into you. His hand remained steady on your throat and your whole body was becoming overwhelmed by his power, every thrust pushing you into a higher realm of pleasure.

Even though you were placed on top of him, you didn’t waste any time thinking that you had any control. You were merely along for the ride, bucking to the pace that he had set.

It was all so fast, his thrusts coming unbelievably quick - not even a millisecond spent without any stimulation. Your throat clenched and you felt your ability to cope with this speed slipping. Your entire body was spasming as his hips snapped into yours again-and-again.

A violent tremor almost threw you off of his rhythm. You felt how desperately tight your cunt was around him and the effort of keeping back your climax had begun to bring tears to your eyes. You slumped forward, no longer possessing the strength to hold your head up. You laid your head against his chest, ready to collapse altogether.

“Please Master, please. I can’t… I need… Please… I need to come, please let me, please…”

He released your neck and wrapped his arms around you, a comforting moment amongst all of these Earth-destroying sensations. “Come for me baby.”

You cried out, the immense relief breathing new, inspired life into your pleasure. Finally allowed to come together, you allowed it all to overflow. With a gasp, you inched back on his dick, your stomach hollowing for a second. Then it all fell into place and inelegantly you tumbled forward again, experiencing your release with him deep inside of you.

You screamed his name, forgetting of the false formalities of the titles you were usually expected to call him. But he didn’t raise any complaints over this as he was soon being overwhelmed by his own orgasm.

The intense, involuntary clenching of your pussy walls was all that it took to get him spilling himself. He held tightly to you and you could feel aftershocks racing through your body.

With a choked sob, he slumped, making a heavy landing against the couch cushions. You rested against him, perfectly happy as he held you in his strong arms.

After a while you caught your breath, looking up as he stroked your hair. You returned his exhausted smile.

“How do you feel?” He asked, your faces still so close together that he didn’t need to speak in anything louder than a whisper.

“I feel spectacular, thank you Master.” You said. “Is there more wine?” You looked around to the single empty glass on the coffee table. “All that corruption has gotten me very thirsty.”

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waynes-multiverse · 9 months ago

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Eeeeek! The titular chapter! We're finally here! And damn was it worth the wait 😏🔥🌶️

“Thank you,” he said. His gaze became heavier, weighted with guilt. “For trying to take care of her through all this. I know I couldn’t. I failed both of you, and I’m so sorry.”

Beau is so much like Dean in that regard. Always with the self-blame™️

That night, Beau tucked Emily into bed like she was still a little girl. She humored him, smiling in amusement while he smoothed the warm quilt over her, pulled up to her shoulders. He bent down and kissed her forehead, just like he used to do every night after story time.

This is some cuteness overload type of dad shit 🥹 I loved that little scene so much!

“If you love her, you should really just tell her,” she said.

Smart kid 😏

Beau made sure dishes were put away, trash was taken out, all the little things he could think of, so you wouldn’t have to later. Then he relaxed on the couch and watched some TV while he waited for you.

This man, I swear. God broke the mold when he made him 😇

“Come on, cowboy,” you said.

Hahaha definitely something you wanna say to Beau-Beau. So fitting! And of course, you brought the riding a horse reference back. I knew you would 😆

Loved their time alone! It was equal parts sweet, funny, and hot! Just the way you want it to be 😍

Gah, Zep! That chapter was so cute and damn fluffy, even with all that trauma and hotness mixed in! Can't wait to read the finale to this amazing series (and the two one-shots that followed lol) 🥰❤️

Take Me Home - Part 8

Pairing: Beau Arlen x F. Reader

Summary: You are another lost soul at Sunny Day Excursions. You’re aiming to settle in Helena, Montana, where Beau Arlen is the new sheriff in town. But you’ve both got a past you’re running from.

AN: I think you guys are gonna like this chapter. 😘 (Or at least I hope so.)

Song Inspo: “Take Me Home (Country Roads)” by John Denver, and “Fooled Around and Fell in Love” by Elvin Bishop

Word Count: 4.9K

Tags/Warnings: 18+ only! Fluff, hurt/comfort, and smut, of course. (Finally.)

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Part 8: Take Me Home

“You sure you don’t need anything else, hun?” Denise asked you, for the third time.

She sat beside your hospital bed and rubbed your arm. You covered her hand with yours, careful not to tug the IV line taped to the top of your hand.

“I’m fine. It’s okay,” you replied. Your aunt was fighting tears in her red-rimmed eyes, but if she started crying, then you would start crying all over again. You gave her a small smile and grabbed your cup of water instead.

Now that you were getting fluids and electrolytes pumped into you (and you’d had a big turkey and cheese sandwich), you were starting to feel better. Emily had been checked out here in the Emergency Department as well, but she had also been discharged just a few minutes ago.

She came to say goodbye to you over in your curtained off room. She was reluctant to leave you here, but you hugged her close and fought the tears in your eyes. Beau and Carla were there too, both waiting for their daughter and smiling at the scene.

“Time for you to get some rest,” you told her with a smile.

“Are they going to keep you here all night?” she asked, after pulling away from your arms. She sniffled too, wiping at her face.

“Probably not,” you said. “I think they’re just being extra.”

“Not if you hit your head hard enough,” Denise remarked. Her gaze was pointedly chiding.

The doctor thought the tenderness on the back of your head was just bruising. You didn’t seem to have a concussion. She mostly wanted to keep you because you were dehydrated, more so than Emily. That, combined with the minor head trauma, meant you were a bit too out of it for the doctor’s liking. She wanted to keep you on the IV for a while longer, as well as monitor the severity of your head injury.

You sighed. All you wanted to do was go home and take a shower, then fall face first in your bed…

Well, okay, maybe not face first. You were a bit bruised up. The nurse had also applied a salve on your wrists for the tape and rope burns.

“Well, I hope you feel better,” said Emily. You gave her one last smile, squeezing her hand. You guided her off to join her mom in the hallway.

Meanwhile, Beau approached your bed. Denise wore a certain smile, but she backed out to give you two some privacy.

You smiled up at Beau, who touched your bruised cheek tenderly. In his eyes, you saw pain, but also deeper emotions shining there. He leaned down and pressed a warm kiss to your forehead. You closed your eyes and savored the feeling.

“I’m sorry,” he said, after he pulled away. “I need to go and get Emily settled at home, but I’ll come see you soon as I can.”

You shook your head. “It's okay, don’t worry.”

“Thank you,” he said. His gaze became heavier, weighted with guilt. “For trying to take care of her through all this. I know I couldn’t. I failed both of you, and I’m so sorry.”

You grabbed his hand with both of yours. Your eyes burned with emotion, but you looked up at him firmly.

“This isn’t on you,” you said. “I’m sure you did your best. She knows it, and I do too. And we’re okay.”

Beau let out a long breath. You knew he didn’t totally believe you, but he nodded and laid a kiss on the back of your hand.

“I’ll be back for you,” he said. You smiled through your tears.

“Okay. I’m counting on that.”

“If you need anything, and I mean anything, I’ll be right down the hall,” he said. At this moment, Carla was setting up one of the two guest rooms for him. If nothing else, Avery had spared no expense on this country-style house.

“Have you checked on her yet?” Emily asked.

Beau knew she meant you. He sighed, shaking his head. He’d been preoccupied with making sure Emily got home safe, but it didn’t mean he’d forgotten about you. He just didn’t want to leave his daughter tonight.

“She tried to play it off, but he hit her pretty hard,” Emily said. She looked concerned about you, and Beau was too.

He breathed through that information with a tense nod. He was now actually grateful for Sunny Barnes, and the choice she made up on that mountainside in the woods.

Just then, his phone buzzed in his pocket. It was a text from Denise:

They’re keeping her overnight at the hospital.

Before Beau’s worry could start climbing, another text came in.

Nothing to worry about. Some of her levels were still low, so they just want to monitor her progress overnight and be sure she’s okay. She’ll probably get discharged in the morning.

He nodded in understanding (and with a breath of relief).

“Who’s that?” Emily asked.

“It’s Denise, says they’re gonna have to stay overnight. But it’s nothing serious,” he supplied. Then he texted back.

OK, good… I’ll come by the hospital in the morning, if that’s all right.

Denise soon replied.

Of course it is. See you tomorrow, Sheriff!

Beau pocketed his phone, just to spy his daughter’s sly smile. He felt his face warming with embarrassment.

“What?” he asked. Emily sighed and freed her arms, crossing them over the quilt.

“If you love her, you should really just tell her,” she said.

To say that shocked Beau would be an understatement. He gave a chuckle of disbelief.

“You playing matchmaker for me already?” he said.

“I have two working eyes, Dad,” she wryly replied. Beau’s lips quirked upwards, but his gaze fell with uncertainty.

“It’s okay,” Emily said, laying a hand on his arm. “I want you to be happy, even if it’s not with Mom.”

He smiled. Sometimes she could be just like her mom, he reflected. In a good way.

“You’re really okay with it?” he asked. Emily raised an incredulous brow at him.

“Yeah, Dad. I like her a lot,” she said. “And not just because she was there for me through this whole thing…”

Beau’s heart began to break again, seeing the trauma in her eyes. He leaned in and gave her a warm, comforting hug. She held him back just as tight, resting her head on his shoulder.

“As long as I’m alive, I’m gonna make sure you’re safe,” he promised. “Even if I gotta follow you to the prom.”

Emily laughed through the beginnings of tears. Even if he did make through on that promise one day, she might not mind so much.

By the morning, the doctor was happier with your vitals and determined that your bruised skull was indeed minor. You were finally given the green light to get discharged from the hospital, and you couldn’t have been any more ready to go home.

Denise was flitting around your hospital room to get your stuff together. If you were honest, she was making you a bit dizzy as you sat on the edge of the bed.

“Okay, I tidied up your apartment a bit when I was getting your clothes and stuff. So you shouldn’t have to do anything when you get home, except get some rest, of course,” she said. She set your little duffel bag full of your dirty clothes from yesterday, your toiletries, and your purse.

You now wore a fresh shirt and some jeans, but despite using baby wipes to try and clean yourself, you still felt dusty and grimy, even in your hair.

“Let’s go then,” you said, about to push yourself up from your hospital bed. Denise stopped you with a hand on your arm.

“Not just yet, honey,” she said. She was texting someone on her phone. You gave her a look of confusion.

“Why? You ordering room service or something?” you joked. Just then, someone’s tall frame stepped into the doorway of your room.

“Special Delivery,” said Beau. He wore a smile to go along with his familiar beige jacket, as well as a takeout bag from your favorite breakfast café, and a small bouquet of flowers.

Your eyes widened in shock, then with tears.

“What…”

“I told you I’d be back,” he teased. “Sorry I’m a little late.”

He swooped in and gave you the flowers first, along with a sweet kiss on the cheek. You sniffled, admiring the pretty reds, oranges, and yellows in the assortment. Your eyes traveled up to his handsome grin.

He bent down beside you to offer his arm. “You ready to go then?”

You were confused, but you still curled a hand around his arm, letting him help you to your feet.

“I asked Denise if I could give you a police escort home,” Beau said, his eyes dancing. “Is that all right with you?”

Your wide eyes dimmed with understanding and amusement, especially when you looked over at your aunt. She really was devious.

“That’s very all right,” you said.

“Good! I’m gonna head home, but I’ll be checking in on you later,” Denise said.

She kissed your cheek as well, and then she was gone, leaving you still holding onto Beau’s arm. He leaned over and grabbed your duffel bag along with the food. You knew you’d be breaking that open in the car.

He looked down on you with a softer smile.

“Can I finally get you out of here?” he asked.

You smiled back.

“Yeah,” you replied, resting your head on his shoulder. “Please, take me home.”

After getting home to a nice clean apartment (and bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches eaten in the car), Beau set down your things while you went to grab a shower.

You tried to be quick but thorough in washing your hair, along with the rest of yourself.

He noticed that you’d replaced the coffee table with solid wood this time. The pictures had new frames.

He took note of one with your father, who was dressed in his formal uniform, with the white hat and decals that designated him as a firehouse chief. There was another of you with a group of friends. (Michael was missing from that group, Beau noted with satisfaction.) Then there was one of just you and Mary.

And on the wall was a new canvas that didn’t yet have a frame. It was an unsigned painting of a forest of yellow aspen trees, with a single road cutting through them.

“That’s the view I had when I drove into Montana for the first time,” you said. Beau switched off the TV and turned to look at you.

You were leaning on the back of the couch, next to his head. You gave him a smile, before you pushed away to come around and join him.

“You’re getting good, you know,” he said, gesturing at your artwork.

And you smelled nice, he thought, like jasmine soap and whatever shampoo you used. He noted that you’d mostly dried your hair. It was the good kind of messy, falling around your shoulders. You’d also opted for a thin sweater over your jeans. He caught the edge of something lacey peeking out of your collar.

“Thanks,” you said, a little bashful. “I’m trying. I’ve been taking lessons.”

“It shows,” he nodded. He inched closer to you, turning towards you with a bent knee resting on the cushion. You did the same. His arm rested across the back of the couch, beside your head. By now he’d taken off his jacket, so you could almost feel the warmth of his skin near your cheek.

“Anyway, how’s Emily doing?” you asked, touching his knee. “And Carla?”

He nodded with a sigh. “Em’s shaken up, but…she’ll be okay. I think she’s handling it better than her mom, to be honest.”

You could understand that, actually. Not only had Carla lost her husband, but she’d almost lost her daughter in the same night. You didn’t know how you would cope in that situation either.

“She’s a tough kid,” you said of Emily. “But Carla seems strong too.”

“She is,” Beau agreed. “They both are.”

He leaned forward and gently thumbed at the yellowing bruise just under your eye. He sighed.

“Em told me everything that happened,” he said.

You bit your lip. You tried not to let it, but a fresh wave of emotion was rising in your chest, up to your throat.

“I tried to get Buck to let her go,” you said. Your voice trembled, almost choking on your words. “I’m sorry—”

“Hey.” He caressed your cheek. He blinked past the stinging in his own eyes. “You don’t have anything to apologize for. Do you hear me?”

You sniffed as a couple tears made their way down your face. You quickly wiped them away.

“I’m the one who needs you to forgive me,” he said, gently squeezing your arm. “I promised myself I would keep you safe, that I wouldn’t drag you into this mess. And I couldn’t keep my end of the deal.”

“Stop that,” you said. You grabbed the front of his shirt. “How many times do I have to say it’s not your fault before you get it in your stubborn head?”

It came out a bit snappish, but the moment your shining eyes met his, you both seemed to realize where your passions had led you. Just inches away from one another.

“Maybe one more time,” Beau said, in a quieter, but no less heady voice. There was a hint of humor in his eyes. You couldn’t help but smile back.

You released his shirt and instead, took his face in your hands.

“I’m not forgiving you,” you said, “because I don’t blame you. All I wanted is what I’m getting right now. You, right here with me.”

Beau shook his head and let out a sharp breath. Then he finally closed the distance once again, meeting you with a kiss. It wasn’t soft or sweet. It was passionate and claiming, and soon it was devouring. You pulled him in and tangled your fingers in his hair. With a groan, he wrapped his arms around your waist and hauled you into his lap. There you moved to straddle his hips, battling with lips and tongue all the while.

The kiss broke suddenly, letting you both catch your breath for a moment.

“Wanted do that all week,” Beau said, through panting breaths. You laughed a little, soothing your fingers through his hair. You took a comfortable seat in his lap.

“Remember how you helped put my bed together when I moved in?” you asked.

“Sure do. Nearly lost a thumb on that one,” he replied cheekily. You grinned and brushed your thumb along his lower lip.

“Well, then I think it’s only fair you help me break it in,” you said, maybe sounding more confident than you felt.

Beau smiled. Yet he still managed to surprise you; with supportive hands under your thighs, he took you with him when he stood. You yelped in surprise and clung to his shoulders. He laughed and pressed a kiss into your neck, before he carried you into the bedroom.

There he sat you down on the edge of the bed. He lowered and kneeled between your legs, letting you hold him there with his bearded face in your hands again. Your heart was full looking down at him, finding his amusement as well as his desire. It was a beautiful thing, you thought.

His hands slipped under the hem of your sweater and began inching it up. You shivered at the way his hands felt against your bare skin. You helped him pull the sweater over your head, revealing a black silk camisole underneath, edged with lace.

He hummed in appreciation and felt the silk between his fingers.

“Were you planning for this?” he asked.

“I might’ve hoped,” you said with a smile.

You then sighed at the feeling of him leaning in to kiss down your neck, and down your chest. He stopped briefly to get the camisole off, finding your red, lacy bra underneath. That was his other favorite color on you so far. His kisses led him down between your breasts as he unhooked the bra next.

You tugged at the back of his sweater, trying to get it off. He paused in his explorations to help you. By then he got impatient with kneeling. He took you with him by the hips when he straightened, letting his hands feel every exposed curve of you. You sighed against his lips, kissing him again with renewed passion.

Your hands slid down his shoulders and arms, and over his slightly furry chest, down to his belt between you. You started on the buckle. The click of the metal was like a switch in his brain; he let you get as far as unbuttoning his jeans before he took over for you. After all his days of indecision, he was a bit impatient.

Most of his clothes became a haphazard pile next to most of yours on the floor. You let him guide you back onto the bed, though he was careful in cupping the back of your head when he laid you down. You might not have had a concussion, but you were still bruised and healing, in more ways than one.

Beau had you almost naked underneath him, save for your unhooked bra and panties. For a moment, he had to savor the sight of you, beautiful and laid out for him. But he found himself slowing down for a different reason. He caressed your cheek.

“Are you sure?” he asked. “I mean, I just brought you home from the hospital—”

You cut him off by hooking a hand behind his neck, and pulling him down for a heated kiss.

“Don’t make me wait anymore, Beau,” you whispered. “I need you.”

He looked down at you with a growing smile. “Yes, ma’am.”

You laughed, and the sound and brightness of it made his smile deepen. He ducked down to burn another path of wet, open-mouthed kisses down the other side of your neck.

You sighed and tilted your head, giving him access. Your hands swept across his shoulders, down the smooth planes of his back.

You hooked a thigh around his hip, bringing him flush against your center. His rising length brushed the dampness in your panties. He moaned against your skin. His kisses became sloppier down to your breasts.

You helped him peel the loose bra from your shoulders. He flung it away to parts unknown, making you giggle. He smirked in response, but soon your amusement turned to moans as his lips found one of your breasts.

His tongue swirled around the hardened bud and scraped gently with his teeth. He also palmed at the other, squeezing gently and rolling a hard nipple under his fingers.

“God, Beau…” Your voice was breathy and desperate, your fingers starting to rake through his hair and across his scalp. It made a shiver run down his spine. He wondered what it would take to have your nails scraping down his back.

You were already panting and squirming against him now, your legs gripping his waist tighter to try and find friction. He grabbed one of your thighs, just to feel the soft flesh under his hand.

“I gotcha, baby,” he said, panting hot breath between your breasts. “Gonna take care of you.”

“Please,” you whimpered. “It’s uh…been a long time.”

He nodded, glancing up at you. “Yeah, for me too.”

“Well, you’re doing great,” you said with a laugh.

He chuckled along with you. “I appreciate the encouragement.”

But this was all the encouragement he needed, he knew, as his fingers probed your wet heat through your underwear. You moaned and pressed yourself against his hand, seeking more. Part of him wanted to tease you, get you even more worked up…

Maybe next time, he thought. Right now, he didn’t have the patience. He pushed off you just long enough to take off your panties, bringing them down your legs and tossing them away in a smooth motion.

His own underwear came next before he lowered back down to you. You welcomed him with a searing kiss. You once again sunk your fingers into his hair and scraped with your nails, eliciting a sound from deep within his throat.

He held himself above you with a forearm above your head. His free hand moved down your body, caressing, squeezing your breast, then your ass.

“Need you to touch me,” you whispered against his lips.

He knew what you meant, but he couldn’t help teasing you a little.

“I am touching you.” He gave your ass another meaningful squeeze, but you just smirked and gave his a smack. It surprised him enough to make him buck against you.

“Ey!” he chuckled.

“Come on, cowboy,” you said. Your hand slipped in between you to find his hard cock resting against your thigh. He groaned and fastened his lips to your neck while your deft fingers explored him, teased him up and down the shaft, and the sensitive, already weeping head.

“Oh, fuck,” he muttered. It had been a while since anyone but his own hand had touched him. Your soft hand felt heavenly as you used the wet beads of precum as lube across his velvety flesh. (And he had a feeling your mouth would be divine.)

But Beau wasn’t about to be outdone.

When you’d nearly brought him to the brink, teasing him with the twists and turns of your hand, he stopped you with a hand over yours and had to catch his breath for a moment. His forehead pressed into your shoulder. You giggled and rubbed his back with your free hand.

“Need a minute?” you teased. “I barely touched you.”

Beau shot you an amused look. “What can I say? You’ve got some talented hands.”

His lips brushed over the red, healing skin on your wrist. He moved further down to nip a biting kiss to the sensitive inside of your arm.

His beard scraped deliciously against your skin there, and then further down, as he laid kisses over your breasts, down your stomach, and finally down between your thighs. Your breathing became more labored the further down he went.

His fingers parted your folds and found your pussy wet and glistening for him. He gathered some of your wetness and brushed your clit, earning a sound of pleasure from you.

He let those sounds spur him on as he discovered what you liked and what you wanted, soon letting his long fingers find their way inside you.

Your hands clamped down on his shoulders as you writhed against him, pleading with his name, your hips beginning to undulate in time with his fingers.

He didn’t stop their motions pulsing inside you; his thumb circled insistently over your clit as well, until he felt your inner walls tighten and quiver around his hand, along with your shaking thighs. He swallowed up your keening cry with a deep kiss.

“You okay, baby?” he asked. He brushed your hair back, and it fanned out against your pillow. You panted heavily, but still managed to smile. You stroked his arm.

“Are you kidding?” you breathed. “Thought I was gonna break your damn hand.”

He smirked. “I considered that myself.”

His amusement only faded when a new realization hit him. “Aw shit. I don’t have a condom.”

He felt like a damn teenager, thinking with his dick and nothing else. Though he also hadn’t wanted to assume anything when he told Denise he would bring you home.

You shook your head and twined your arms around his neck.

“I’m on birth control…and I trust you,” you said.

Beau had a feeling that last part meant a lot of things. His smile grew, looking at you.

“Well, all right,” he said. “We’re in business then.”

“Oh, we’re in business, all right,” you replied. You giggled when he came back down to kiss you. He swept a hand along your cheek, tenderly.

If you love her, you should really just tell her.

That had been filtering in and out of his head all night and day. He couldn’t deny what that familiar swell of his heart meant every time he looked too deep into your eyes. He just wondered if it was too fast, too soon to say those words.

So in lieu of those words, he decided to show you.

He hooked your thighs around his hips and positioned himself at your entrance. After meeting your eyes and getting your breathless nod of approval, he slowly pushed inside you. Already he felt your core flutter around his cock as he brushed your clit. You both were breathing heavy again when he bottomed out with just the right amount of resistance.

“Goddamn,” he muttered. “Feel so fuckin’ good already.”

You nodded in agreement, squeezing his hips with your thighs.

“You rarin’ to go then?” you teased.

Those were his almost exact words to you, not so long ago. He’d been trying to get you to learn how to ride a horse, but he supposed there were…a few similarities here. He grinned down at you, and instead of answering, he shifted his hips, pulling out almost all the way, and pushing back in just as slowly.

A curse fell from your lips as your inner walls accommodated his girth. He gave you slow strokes to begin with, meeting your lips with a heated kiss when he could.

But once he found an angle that had you shuddering underneath him, squeezing him from the inside out, he couldn’t hold back anymore.

A sheen of sweat broke out against his skin and yours as you moved together. Between moans and skin against skin, whispered encouragements, and playful goading, you felt the moment when he was close.

His movements began to stutter out of rhythm, his grip on your hip becoming almost bruising. You still needed a bit more, though you could practically taste your end; that hot coil was tightening, just not fast enough.

You slipped a hand between you to find your clit. His hand soon replaced yours though, wanting to do it himself. His deft fingers and his hard strokes brushing that sensitive spot inside finally made that coil snap. Warmth blossomed from your core and pulsed around his cock.

It had your pussy clenching on him so tight, he couldn’t help but spill into you with a ragged groan. You gasped, your back arching at the feeling of being filled to the brim.

Afterwards, he relaxed onto his elbow by your head, mindful not to smother you as he caught his breath. You sank back into bed, panting yourself. You managed to reach up and sweep his hair from his eyes, then wiped some of the sweat from his brow. It brought his gaze to meet yours and find your smile.

Beau smiled back. His hand was more soothing along your thigh.

“Well,” he said. “It was a pleasure doing business with you, darlin’.”

You burst out laughing. You covered your face with a hand, and it had his shoulders shaking as well.

He untangled from you and rolled onto his back. You followed him onto your side, closing your sticky thighs. You intended to ask if he wanted to join you for another shower in a bit, but for now, you wanted to savor this moment.

“Were you waiting the whole time so you could say that?” you asked.

“Nope. That was fresh. And I’m not ashamed to say, pretty proud of it,” he rejoined.

“I don’t know…” you said slyly, even as you trailed lazy fingers across his chest. Your nails dragged lightly over his skin, causing a delicious shiver to run through him. “I might need to rethink our future business transactions.”

Beau snorted and shook his head.

“All right. Let’s drop this metaphor,” he said. “I prefer to think of our time as pleasure, not business.”

He clasped your wandering hand against his chest, then raised it to his lips. It made your smile soften. You were at least half in love with this man.

“Yeah,” you agreed.

It’s our time now.

AN: 😘 Finally right?! Let me know what you thought of how they worked things out. 💗

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Next time, we have the grand finale...

Next Time:

Beau’s resulting deep breath raised you as well. He nodded, brushing your hair back away from your face. You pushed up enough to look up at him.

He gave you a quirking smile.

“I want this to stick,” he admitted. “I wanna take you on a proper date and make it official.”

You smiled back at him. “I’d like that.”

“Okay,” he nodded. “We’re in agreement.”

But you didn’t realize that anything official would take more time than either of you thought.

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One of those comments from that guy begging outside of the abortion clinic video broke and scared me a bit

That "I'm not feminist but post pregnancy bods are the worst. I'd terminate a pregnancy myself. I dont believe what men say about our bodies" one

I'm assuming shes referring to how some men comment that they haven't lost interest in their spouse after childbirth. Yet many men cheat when the woman is pregnant or just have given birth. Or anonymously confuse they've lost interest and cant be intimate anymore. I've seen scrotes react. They'll spout some bs evopsych facts they picked up from reddit about them being only attracted to young """fresh""" girls because """"fertility"""". Yet the mother of their child literally proved it. But the reality of bodies permanently changing disgusts them and I've personally witnessed it happen to friends and family. It's so depressing. I pray for a nice man, a nice marriage, but I worry about this. Id like kids. But could my self esteem even take it if that happens... Yet I couldnt imagine.. THAT SHALLOW AF EXCUSE TO BE THE REASON TO ALLOW BABIES BEING MURDERED like you can excuse babymurder but draw the line at scrotes

Yeah, seeing pro abortion feminists spout the same bio essentialism crap as reddit scrotes is a confusing & pitiful spectacle.

They'll cuss deadbeat irresponsible men, but in the bat of an eye, clown a man begging his gf to not kill their baby to take care of them..... Absolute lunacy.

"the reality of bodies changing disgusts them"

This is soooooo true!! 🔔🔔 Even radfem, who pretend loving the natural female body, displayed many times concerns about how pregnancy did change women's body and how they didn't want to be pregnant bc it would "fuck up their body". They'll fancy cellulite, leg or grey hair but GOD FORBID getting stretch marks and wider hips after pushing a baby out of your vagina that was literally made for that purpose🙄

At this point, the only man I can see myself dating/marrying is someone out of the grid, without any SNS. Men with internet access can't be trusted lol yeah even Christian. 100% positive at least half of them is watching porn. And let's not forget about kidult being into fandoms at canonic ages and staning fictional characters and video games. These people are CHILDREN - not men.

The hottest men I met were Africa because they barely had internet or TV. Manhood in its purest form 💎♂️. They were Christians and masculine...but in the very positive and healthy way. They cooked for us, knew how to repair things, to sow, make fire, were very polite (especially with the elders), kinda awkward with the girls they were attracted to... lmao ...that stuff was very hot🔥👀 and I won't even speak about the physic of some of these men......🍫👀🤎🤎🤎

In countries where nothing is available at the tip of their fingers, male still have to work and be self sufficient. They don't have time to waste watching Netflix anime or degenerate thing like that, and it shows.

In Tanzania I saw a man and a woman strolling together hand in hand and I assumed they were dating. But someone told me they actually weren't dating (the man actually had a girlfriend) and that being hand in hand was a way to show very strong friendship in their culture😭🇹🇿 that's how cool male/female relationships were out there (honestly I couldn't cope having my bf walking around hand in hand with another woman LMAO🗡️ ... but that's how rigid Western culture is)

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Evil Dead - The Game Cheats PC & Trainer ᐅ 17 Cheat Codes | PLITCH

💾 ►►► DOWNLOAD FILE 🔥🔥🔥 Cheats, game codes, unlockables, hints, tips, easter eggs, glitches, game guides, walkthroughs, screenshots, videos and more for Evil Dead: The Game on Playstation 4. Navigate using the buttons above or scroll down to browse the Evil Dead: The Game cheats we have available for Playstation 4. The most trustworthy items get the most 'thumbs up' from our users and appear nearer the top! We have 5 user entries submitted for for this game on this platform at the moment. If you have something to share, Submit Some Content! Click a score button below to add your rating Although Evil Dead does not have an integrated cheat system, there are ways that will allow you to add cheats to the game to make it interesting. One way is to download and use a trainer to add the cheats to the game. We will advise you to read the reviews before installing any trainers or software. However, the NAGuide trainer has been tested by multiple users and offers a wide variety of cheats to be enabled. The following cheats are offered by the NAGuide Trainer. Thankyou for your vote! There are several layers to this Easter egg. Ash claims he feels "better, stronger, faster" when he picks up certain items. This is a reference to the television show "Ash vs. Evil Dead". The arrogant hero flaunts his robotic hand while making contact with his estranged father. Then he repeats this statement. The Starz network's American comedy-horror television series "Ash vs. The series is a follow-up to the original trilogy of the Evil Dead movies and is about 30 years after. Ash Williams is a straightforward stock boy at the "Value Stop". Pablo, his friend, and Kelly, a girl he likes, both work at the store. Since his return from AD at the conclusion of Army of Darkness , Ash seems to have accomplished very little. At the start of the series, he's living in a trailer and going to bars by himself. However, he will soon have to give up this life and return to being a hero and fight the Evil Dead with Kelly and Pablo's help. This is also a tribute to Lee Majors, who portrays his father in the film. The Six Million Dollar Man is one of his most well-known performances. The intro to the show comments that science can rebuild the injured hero to make him "better, stronger, and quicker," showing that his robotic implants extend beyond his hand. Ash's most intense teammate, who occasionally says, "Hello, Gorgeous," to the new weapons she gets, which is probably the same reaction players get when they get a new toy. In the first season, Kelly takes a machine gun when the heroes come across a quarantined military installation. She then smiles as she says, "Hello, Gorgeous. One of the many sites on the map is Bronson Cave. Although it could appear to be a random name, if you are familiar with the Evil Deaf franchise, you will remember that the Army of Darkness stars Bronson Cave. In the Army of Darkness, Bronson Cave was used as the filming site. Ash wakes up in a post-apocalyptic future in the alternate ending. The Bronson Cave has appeared in various films and TV series throughout the years. The most recognized is in the Batman show, where the location was used for the entrance to the Batcave. You are able to reenact the sequence with Ash's Delta. There are nine playable survivors that you are able to pick from when you begin the game, and there are four additional survivors that can be unlocked by playing the single-player missions. These are :. You will need to select the missions tab in the main menu and finish the task. You will start the mission in the cabin and have a double-barrel shotgun and a chainsaw. Start by searching the house for ammo and supplies. On your left by the door, you'll see two matchboxes with symbols, and on your right near the basement, there will be a Shemp's Cola. In the green crate behind you, there will be ammo for your shotgun. Then you will find shotgun ammo in every room besides the bathroom. Once you have finished with the house, go to the Bronson Cave. At the entrance on your right-hand side, you will see a torch and symbols that have been written on the wall that matches the symbols on the crate. On the left-hand side is a crate near a wagon that has shotgun ammo. A warlord elite unit will appear. We suggest that you shoot him with your shotgun, and once he dies, he will drop a Shemps Cola. Then open the supply crate and first grab the rare shotgun and then the necklace, but once you have the necklace, you will then need to grab a shovel in the Circus Cage. Go to the cabin and grab the amulet and Shemp's Cola that are across from each other. Then leave the cabin and go right to get the epic chainsaw that is in the middle of the ritual ground that has demons that will spawn in and fight you once you get close to the chainsaw. Then head to the Demonic Treehouse and fight off six deadites, then return to the Payne Manor and check for ammo and any other supplies. On the second floor, on the right-hand side, you will find the Legendary double-barrel shotgun next to the fireplace. Then across the room is the Legendary chainsaw next to a table. Go back to the Knowby Cabin, where you will have to fight two deadites. One is a warlord boss who uses melee combat, so use your double-barrel shotgun. Then place Linda's head on the clamp to complete the mission. You will see a photo of Ash cutting off his girlfriend's head with the rewards from the mission. You will need to select the missions tab in the main menu and finish the task "Kill 'Em All. You will start the mission on top of a hill that overlooks a barn, which you are going to run to so that you can loot it. There will be a timer throughout the mission, so be quick. Then run to the Delta parked outside the barn. Try to avoid the deadites on the road because the infestation area is far away and the Delta will break down if you run over too many deadites. Continue driving until you reach the railway loop, then you can park the Delta. You will then be faced with a wave of puppeteer basic units. We suggest that you kill them with one or two rifle shots. The puppeteer's basic units will explode once they have been killed, so don't get too close. After you have killed all of the puppeteer basic units, don't loot the railway loop, but look for a small stage in the fighting area and get the ammo. Then run back to the Delta and go to the Dead End. There is a little shack on the way; grab the ammo, melee weapons, and matchsticks that are inside. You will then have to kill nine demons, including the puppeteer elite unit. Once you have killed all of them, go to the Fairview Campground. You can loot the campground, but don't go to the middle. You will then be faced with four puppeteers once you are in the middle of the campground. One of the four will be a puppeteer boss. The puppeteer boss likes to teleport and shoot rocks, and if you are too close, it will shock the ground you are standing on or punch you. We suggest that you avoid close fights and instead use ranged weapons. Once you have defeated the four puppeteers, you will complete the mission. You will need to select the missions tab in the main menu and finish the task "It's not gonna let us go! You will start the mission behind a house on the outskirts of Bullard Swamp. Go inside the house and head upstairs to grab the revolver and a lever-action rifle. Then go back downstairs to get the ammo and matchsticks. Also, search for the amulet and a Shemp's Cola that are outside on the pier. Then use the car to go to the Fairview Campground and fight the deadites. You can use quite a bit of ammo on them or use your melee for attacks and perform executions if you get swarmed. Once you have killed a couple, two of them will drop a machete. After you have approached the chainsaw, use the car to go to El Brujo's Hut, but try not to run over demons because the car will break down. Once you arrive, you will have to fight a wave of five puppeteer demons. Then pick up the amulet as it will make you invisible to the deadites, but this will fade if you get too close. Then head to the house that is on the outskirts of the railway loop to find Ash's severed hand. Make sure you keep your distance from the deadite as you enter the house. Go inside and on the first floor, search for the rare machete. There is nothing on the second floor. Then grab Ash's hand inside, along with another Shemp's Cola. You'll get a cutscene telling you the hand ran off. You'll then be pointed towards a house in Dead End, and you'll be ambushed by a Demi-Eligos demon and one other Deadite before you can enter. We suggest a melee for dealing with the Demi-Eligos. If you still have the car, take the main road leading to Jake's Gas 'N Go. If you don't have a car, walk on the road and avoid the woods. When you arrive at the station, you will see three elite puppeteer units guarding all the entrances. We suggest that you get the attention of the puppeteer in front of the main door, and the others should ignore you. Once you have killed the puppeteer, you will see Ash lying on the floor. You will be instructed to fill up at the Wadesboro Junkyard. When you enter, you will be reminded that the amulet makes you invisible unless you are too close. There will be a lot of demons, so we suggest avoiding fighting at the Junkyard. You will need to visit Shockley Auto to fill it up and another place to get a new tank. The puppeteer boss will appear when you pick up the second gas tank. Don't fight him up close because he likes to teleport and shoot rocks; rather use your ranged weapon. When you enter the car, you will be told to drive away, and you will run into quite a few puppeteers while you are driving. When you reach the destination, you will complete the mission. You will start the mission at Lucky Valley Lodge. We suggest that you enter the house and start looting. In the house, there is a meat cleaver, a crossbow, an amulet, and Shemp's Cola. Then head to the car outside and drive to Flight You will need to fight an army of Necromancer units and then collect the Kandarian Dagger. You will then need to go to the Knowby Cabin and find the Necronomicon. When you get into the cabin, you will find a rare lumberjack axe on the floor next to the dead body. When you pick up the axe, the body will come to life, and you will then need to kill it. When you grab the Necronomicon, you will need to fight off a wave of eight necromancer units. Three of them are elite units, but when you kill them you will be told that the storm is closing in on you. You will then need to head to the rift of space and time near the Frypan Tunnel. When you arrive, you will see a blue portal. The necromancer boss, Evil Ash, will appear. You need to survive for 60 seconds, so don't fight him. We suggest that you run around in circles and avoid his attacks because he will drain your health and your attacks won't do much damage. He will spawn a few enemies. You will need to weaken them enough so you can perform the executions, but be careful because the clock will still be running down. After you survive the attack, leave the portal room, and look for a broken-down but drivable car that has weapons and supplies in it. You will then need to go to Payne Manor to find a sword. At Payne Manor, you will need to kill four skeletons that are playing the flute, and then you will be able to enter the mansion. Loot the house and then grab the sword. On the left side of the second floor, look for the Legendary Blunderbuss that is on top of a table. Then head back to the portal. You will encounter lots of enemies on the way, but the storm is closing in, so try and avoid them. The portal will transport you to another room, leading to a fight with the Pit Deadite. Who will drop an amulet and Shemp's Cola. Once you have killed him, Evil Ash will spawn. We suggest using the sword as it will do more damage than the ranged weapons. Once you have killed Evil Ash, you will complete the mission. Are you enjoying Evil Dead: The Game? Share This. Our most popular games. Fortnite - Playstation 4. Stranded Deep - Playstation 4. FIFA 22 - Playstation 4. Muse Dash - PC. Koikatsu Party - PC. Stardew Valley - Xbox One. 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