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[bunny23ygo]

Welcome to my personal archive of bjyx moments (number 1) that make me laugh stupidly at my phone. In no particular order.

1. We are…

My chinese is very limited but even i understand how yibo said "We are…" (我们是 wǒmenshì）Personally,,, not a turtle who goes face first in everything, call me overthinker but what can you do. Even so i just have to ask 😪 Yibo… do you think of yourself as an item?

2. A little over a year

Everybody hold something bc i was stunned…

This is the original, since i’ve now found out you can only share one video pro post.

My oh my… okay ofc you could say "well maybe he ment that they’ve known each other for a little over a year". Which is not true since they first met at DDU when xz went there with his XNine members. But, i’ll give you that. Why are they so akward after? Especially after realizing they’re being filmed.

Even if the lipreading isn’t real (i cant back it up or not , so i’ll just have to relay on the OP) it’s… very sus.

Limpwrist stamp.

3. 1 Minute apart

This isn’t a mind blowing hard candy but i just think it’s really cute and funny. It could be coincidence but by how much yibo gets tagged etc. He probably was lurking on xzs profile or they were together.

Translation:

XZ: Not going to say much! Old Wang, happy birthday! Charge forward!

YB: My god, thank you Zhan ge!!! (The motorcycle picture should be updated)

XZ: Okay!

The last reply also had this meme of yibo saying "wow" 💀 a true comedian

4. Jealousy?

This was during the promotions of The Untamed when they were in the happy camp episode.

Long story short they were garbage split into teams and had to squeeze through little holes to win and the other teams had to hinder them from doing that.

Yibo and Wei Daxun(?) squeezed through the same hole and when i tell you… xiaozhan looks mad, i mean it.

Update: The right picture is gu wei being jealous in OOL and the left one is how xiao zhan looked at them. Exact same expression, poor jealousy. And xz said that he gets jealous fast too.

Especially later people were like lmao what? and laughed bc it really does look funny but our xiaozhan was still upset looking

You can find the whole episode here, although these pictures were not screenshots from the finalcut

Dont worry, later Xiaoxiao was happy again after yibo tried to hinder him from going through the hole <3

5. 191110

During Ggs performance there was a big yellow sign among the red signs that read "gege, didi loves you" which is a quote yibo said in the bts of the untamed.

Xiaozhans reaction is just the cutest.

Btw i noticed that there’s an image limit…yes im new here. So i’ll probably continue this in another post!

[wickedvalentine-blog]

So, I just finished fighting with this turtle and I would like to share my angst with you. This fight was NOT fun, but for all the wrong reasons... if any of you felt sorry for Noct at the end of the game, well... don’t be. This fight made me think Noctis is suicidal more than me. :D 

This fight was not the longest or the toughest boss *cough* Yiazmat *cough* however, here are some points that I have noticed:

I - Those of you who actually fought this thing without the ring (I did that once too... poor turtle...) know that when you attack him, you take damage. Okay, I guess. HOWEVER, for some reason, Noct ocassionally (8 times out of 10) refused to warp strike of point-warp when falling from the skies... so, imagine the situation: you are falling to certain death but have the ability to teleport either to your enemy or to a safe place on the ground.  Noctis’s mind: “It’s hopeless... guess I’ll just commit suicide...”

So, I fall to the ground and my HP reduces to zero. And guess what? Suddenly warp striking the enemy seems like the most awesome idea in the world... so Noct warp strikes the turtle with 0 HP and the recoil hits him SO HARD he falls to the ground like a ripe prune in danger condition... This happened way too many times... T___T 

II - How do you miss hitting something as collosal as Adamantoise? Well, when Noct actually felt like attacking (he refused to attack 9 out of 10 times...) he kept missing A MOUNTAIN THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!  Noctis: “Yeah, the turtle is dangerous, but have you thought about air? Because that is what I am slicing and dicing right now - air! Air is bad for you! Bad oxygen! *slash* *whish*” And then he fell to the ground again... T_T

III - Partnership is a beautiful thing, isn’t it? Well, f**k your hopes and dreams - because unless you are at a certain point, your friends refuse to use techniques...  Noct: “Gladio! Do it!” Gladdy: “Well... I can, but... come a little closer, will ya? I am a bit deaf on this ear with teh turtel roaring and my sword dislikes you.”

CONCLUSION - This battle seemed to have wanted to deliver a moral. “The greatest enemy is yourself.” No kidding, I felt like I was fighting against Noct’s nihilism as he soared through the sky, falling faster than my framerate... and I suppose others just retired back to Hammerhead for a coffee, laughing their rears off at me...

Just... *sigh*... I proved my mettle, I am content with myself. But I shan’t do it again. I’d reather eat my shoes.

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[bunny23ygo]

I miss you cap, XZ in Japan

❗️Cpn, Fake, we’re all delulus here❗️

So this was after filming cql.

As you can see Yibo was wearing the same cap for 6 days straight. Which honestly is already a little weird, bc yibo is someone who likes putting outfits together and cares if they’re good or not. We can conclude that it was most likely intentional.

Now. I hear you asking "Op, what does that have to do with bjyx, couldnt it be something else?". I understand so let’s see where Xiaozhan was in that time.

As you can see, he was in Japan. XZ posted on weibo on the 9.9 which means he probably arrived some days before that. A fansite posted pictures of him leaving again on the 12th. That was also the last day we saw yb wear his "i miss you" cap.

‼️Rumor, no facts‼️

There are multiple rumors about this.

A lot of turtles think that Yibo confessed at the end of Cql/ around the 9.6 date and got turned down. Then xz went to japan to think about it and realized his feelings.

Another rumor is that yibo confessed and xz went to japan to just give him time to really be sure about his feelings and the future that would lay ahead.

(which i personally find the most plausible. Since xz is older too he wanted them both to be sure)

I also heard that maybe xz confessed and got scared, but i don’t think that’s a popular rumor.

~Either way, a lot of turtles think that this was the time they confessed~

[bunny23ygo]

3.28 Zhan loves bo day

🆘cpn!! clowns only🆘

From the recording of wuji. Three years ago!

Before i share the cute screenshots of bodi not being able to take his eyes of zhange i think it would be interesting… 👀 to share how first of all! The recording took place on 3.28 aka. zhan ai bo day. But that’s small, just something cute.

Interesting is also how yibo rejected an important shoot just to record with xiao zhan. And don’t think that bc it’s a duet and their voices have to be recorded at the same time. Actually, it’s the opposite. Usually you record separately to have the performances separately, it’s easier to change one and not the other.

Are we also not gonna talk about how they’re holding hands? no we’re not

Actually we will, just quick. Just bc i feel like there isn’t much to debate.

Yibos moves his arm? Xiao zhan moves. Besides, the angle of both arms is weird if they weren’t holding onto something and just hanging.

I’ve already wrote so much and these aren’t even from the behind the scenes.

1. The cutest one is honestly just them scooting closer together and yibo always looking at xiao zhan every second.

2. Second one, when they get compliment as "the two handsome guys" xiao zhan giggles and yibos is just 😃 (but with red ears, so cute)

3. Yibo checking out xiao zhan???? same but wow yibs lmao : https://twitter.com/boxiao1823szd/status/1508407599485665282/photo/1

Just some very sweet moments, most of this cpn isn’t new but it’s nice to look back at it.

Just got the information that the hashtag "xiao zhan wang yibo the untamed wuji recording third anniversary" is trending #8 on weibo

[bunny23ygo]

Xiaozhan 2019 birthday candy 🍬

I wasnt gonna upload this at first because it’s mostly kadian but xiao zhan just posted something that made me go… 🤨 credit goes to nili火火

🆘CPN, WHY ARE YOU HERE, FAKE🆘

Recently the interview of xiaozhan for oath of love came out and he was wearing this black leather jacket with a red and a white stripe on the side.

This interview was filmed in 2019, and at the end 2019/beginning 2020 he was spotted wearing it too.

We can see the backside now.

"Op, why is this important? it just says Iceberg"

Well you know how i said it’s mostly kadian. Actually im not sure if it’s called kadian because it’s basically taking an english word and sounding it out in mandarin.

Anyhow, in mandarin it sounds like ai si bo ge which translates to love bo ge till death.

"You guys are looking into this too much, xiao zhan doesnt care about wordplay/homophones"

I get you, it might sound far fetched but we can see multiple times before how both yibo and xiaozhan love making puns like this.

Now. The thing that made me especially want to make a post about this is xiao zhans post from today.

There’s so much to unpack, let me breathe for a second.

Kadian (3/18 18:33) Zhan/Yibo Yibo:Zhanzhan

The 18 can also read as shiba(the dog) which is also crazy bc yibo-shiba?? omfg

Most importantly, Xiaoxiao is making a pun in the og post with life and laifu 来福. Then he went into the comments to explain it and show us what a bilingual comical genius he is. And at a time where people were talking about the bilingual cpn moment?? damn. Just scream in our face that you want us to know your intentions.

We’re not even gonna talk about how a video of DD came up again when he was on ddu from home and kept looking under the table and a dog barking was apparently heard… bc that would be just too much for my delulu heart.

[bunny23ygo]

OOL, DD visits GG

First of all i would like to say that im very happy for Xiao zhan and the whole OOL team. You should really check out his series!

Now that we have that down~ let’s talk about Candy

⚠️CPN, don’t take this serious⚠️

上海-Shanghai 北京-Beijin left-during right-after cr. 禁止洗糖

Before you ask?? there isn’t any Wuxi (where the filming took place) flight! I hear you but for that we have our friend google maps.

You can see Wuxi is near Shanghai, only a 2 hour drive. So from the beautiful list i showed we can see in between the 8.21 and 10.31 Yibo was spotted multiple times going from or to shanghai. How are you feeling? bc i find it strange, there wasn’t any filming going on in shanghai. And going back and forth so many times can really only be for filming something bigger and not an ad.

It might interest you to know that OOL was filmed from August 11th to November 6th? You see what im implying, DD visited xiao zhans set, or at least wuxi, 6 times~

"He probably went to shanghai after too" No babes, he stopped going to Shanghai and really only took flights when it was necessary. (example DDU filming in Wenzhou)

Because you were so good and read all of this i give you this lip reading video of Yibo at their fanmeet in thailand. Where he apparently says Wuxi is a great place to visit.