#turns out she just wanted to gossip about one of her mates 😭😭

[hella1975]

small town instincts truly will never leave you a group of us were in a shop today and my mate suddenly came up to me very urgently like ‘quick we’re leaving’ and i WITHOUT HESITATION was like ‘oh are they shoplifting’ and she just looked at me like… no???? what the fuck????

[birdstooth]

I forgot if I asked u this already but what was readers job before coming to the farm? She’s from the city right?

Your cute pink mug is filled to the brim with vanilla-flavoured coffee. You take sips and prepare some banana pancakes with a side of oatmeal covered in yoghurt and berries.

This is more effort than I put into my whole goddamn day…and it’s just breakfast lol 😭😭

Ari knew that you were the one he wanted to mate with, not these whorish cows that kept throwing themselves at him.

The poor cows lmao 😂 this reminds me of Cinderella when the stepsisters keep trying to get the attention of the prince

But also I do feel bad for the cows bc they are basically like handmaidens right? Will they get punished if they don’t get pregnant?? 😬

placing your dishes in the sink before heading to your room

Dude I would have died if she did the dishes right after eating. Like, no one can be that perfect 😒

As you pass the cows, you smile and wave. “Hey, ladies!” You continue to giggle as they wave back, happily strolling through as you work.

Ok imagine that show Sex and the City, but it’s a farm instead instead of the city, and the other girls are these cows 🤩 and they all drink wine and gossip about the other farms

“Apparently, I’m supposed to help you mate with the cows?” Your brows furrow, pouting as you try to figure out how to do that. Your head tilts to the side, looking up at him with confusion. “How do I do that?” 

Nooooo did her parents not leave any instructions 😫 lmao I was also wondering how she’s supposed to help. Does she do their hair and makeup?? Is she like the matchmaker in Mulan? Does she set up a speed dating round robin thing?

“You don’t know how to…?” Ari tilts his head also, studying you.

Dude, why is he saying this like it’s obvious lol. (Unless it’s actually obvious and I’m just the dumb one)

“What if I told you that it’s better and healthier for a bull to mate with a human instead of a cow?” 

Is this true or is it BS 🤔 what is the science here? Like I know irl it’s better if dogs are mixed breed bc pure breeding results in a shallow gene pool but idk

“Aww! It’s so cute! Hello, little guy!” 

I’m cackling LOL 😆😂😂 also I forgot they are just pantsless out there like Winnie the Pooh 😳

you enter the kitchen, gather ingredients for dinner, and begin to prepare some pasta

Me: “ingredients”?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔U mean like the powder that comes in the package of ramen???

The sound of a rooster wakes you from your slumber

Do u think Roosters know about daylight savings? Like do they adjust for it or

You skip around, tending to your chores and harvest some fruit that appears to be ready.

This is literally me when I play Animal Crossing haha

“I accidentally dropped something over there and can’t reach it. Do you mind grabbing it for me?”

This is literally like the beginner tutorial quest they give u when u start planning a video game 😂

“Where’d my little guy go?” You pout as you stare before looking up at him, saddened that he’s gone.

I love how she’s low key dissing him 😅😅

Ari blinks, slowly grabbing the bell from your hands and placing it over his head.

Why does he have to wear this lmao is it like when u give a child squeaky sneakers so u can track them?

READER: “I can help! I’m human!”

ARI: hmmm… really?

“I didn’t mean you weren’t special, I thought you’d turn around and say you were, but obviously, I should’ve just accepted your offer to help.” 

Omg his reverse psychology didn’t work 🤭🤭

He nods, causing you to squeal and quickly go to the gate, opening it and entering his area. 

Wait if he’s taller why can’t he just reach over and open the gate by himself?

He carries you over to the stacks of hay. Ari sits and places you on top of him.

So I know from Pinnochio that hay is the edible stuff and straw is the stuff u put on the floor… So are they doing this on the hat that someone will have to eat later 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 loooool

Much better potential for a mate than those whores over there!

I mean… He doesn’t have to be so rude lmao 😒😭😭

I think bc he’s the only stud it’s giving him an ego trip haha. Not like the cows have any choice besides him 🤷‍♀️ she should bring some competition onto the farm 😈

𝒃𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍

🍯our little farm masterlist🍯

summary - the reader gets a call from her parents, they ask her to look after their farm and hopefully get their newest addition to mate with the cow hybrids. what happens when it's not the cows bull ari sets his sights on, but instead, it's the reader?

warning - interspecies, dumb bimbo reader, angst, smut, swearing, fluff, creampie, breeding kink, voyeurism, spying, masturbation, dirty thoughts, slight manipulation, talks of masturbating.

18+ only please, the gif I use isn't mine, and the dividers are by @royalsweetteaa and @firefly-graphics

You yawned, walking groggily to the kitchen. You felt the exhaustion settling into your bones from the long drive over. Your parents had asked you to come and look after their farm whilst on vacation. They explained that one of their newest additions is refusing to mate with the cow hybrids. You happily agreed, having nothing better to do where you lived. 

Your hands rub your eyes, walking over and starting the coffee machine. Your plump breasts practically spill out of your soft yellow nightie, the lace ending just below your ass as you lean over to grab the ingredients for your breakfast. Your cute pink mug is filled to the brim with vanilla-flavoured coffee. You take sips and prepare some banana pancakes with a side of oatmeal covered in yoghurt and berries.

Once everything is prepared, You walk outside and sit down. You take in the sunrise and the beautiful colours of the sky as you eat. Not noticing the newest addition staring daggers in your direction, his head tilted to the side as he tried to figure out who this stranger was. His darkened blue eyes take in your skimpy pyjamas, tongue flicking out as he appreciates the sight. And it finally clicked. Ari knew that you were the one he wanted to mate with, not these whorish cows that kept throwing themselves at him.

You hum as you finish breakfast, your belly full as you stand. Heading back inside to prepare for the day, you walk to the kitchen, placing your dishes in the sink before heading to your room. You pull out your skimpiest denim shorts— the perfect pair that hugs your ass— and a tiny white shirt— one that forms perfectly around your plump breasts. 

You giggle as you pull your clothes on before bending over to put your cute little farmer boots on. You get up and head into the bathroom, brushing your teeth before returning, feeling ready to get to work. You make your way out of the house and head to the crops to tend to those first. 

After all the work you have done, you feel dirty. But that doesn’t stop you from heading to the animals to care for them. You don’t notice that you are being watched, too busy smiling at everything around you. You wave when you see the neighbours. Having met the owner and their helper Colin, you’ve learnt they have the same problem with their bull Ransom. You won’t admit it, but you’ve had dirty thoughts about Colin. Your tongue darts out, wetting your lips as you think of him all dirty and on top of you. The many nights you’ve spent with your vibrator between your legs with the thoughts of him there instead were too many to count.

As you pass the cows, you smile and wave. “Hey, ladies!” You continue to giggle as they wave back, happily strolling through as you work. When you enter Ari’s closed-off area, you look around curiously. You’ve never met a bull hybrid before. You push a loose strand of hair behind your ear before you jump, as a huff can be heard from the side of you.

You turn, and a giant smile appears as your eyes connect with beautiful blue ones. “Hi! I’m Y/n! You must be Ari!” You squeal, stumbling closer to him. Your eyes are wide as you take in his giant form, practically drooling at his bulging muscles and the panty-dropping defined lines across his stomach. You stick your hand out, feeling giddy with being in his presence. 

Ari’s brows furrow, puffing his chest out, and he notices how your eyes follow the movement. His large hand fills yours, shaking it slightly. He takes in your form, seeing how much tinier you are to him. “L/n’s daughter?” You nod, soft giggles escaping you as you take in the nasty scar on his face before following it and looking at his golden rings.

“Yeah! I’m looking after the place!” You grin, “Apparently, I’m supposed to help you mate with the cows?” Your brows furrow, pouting as you try to figure out how to do that. Your head tilts to the side, looking up at him with confusion. “How do I do that?” 

“You don’t know how to…?” Ari tilts his head also, studying you. How you look at him with a dazed look is different for him. “What if I told you that it’s better and healthier for a bull to mate with a human instead of a cow?” 

You blink, eyes widening even more. “It is?” Ari nods, holding back the smirk that desperately wants to appear. “Huh… My dad never told me that��� Okay…” You nod, believing his words as he seems older than you. Your eyes slowly drag down his body, stopping at the spot between his legs, brows furrowing as you become curious. Ari watches as a look of wonder appears on your face, he opens his mouth to ask you what you're looking at, but a sound of shock leaves him as you slither your hand through the fence and poke his softened cock. “Aww! It’s so cute! Hello, little guy!” 

Ari huffs, feeling shocked and offence shoot through him as you continue to coo at his cock. He utters what the fuck as you just stare at him wide-eyed. A grunt escapes him, gaining your attention back up at him. His brows are raised. “Are you done?” Your lips go between your teeth as your eyes flicker back down before connecting with his eyes again, a slight nod following. Ari huffs, his eyes take in your outfit. “What are you wearing?” 

You frown, looking down at your outfit. “What’s wrong with this?” You look back at him, doe-eyes filled with tears, plump lips pouted as you tug on your shirt. Unknowingly exposing your cleavage to him, your thighs clench at his rough look.

“It’s too… It’s not proper for the farm, but… Never mind, you wouldn’t take advice from someone like me anyway.” Ari turns, holding back his smirk as you call for him to wait. Your soft voice was begging for his advice on what to wear. He turns, facing you again with a straight face. “Well… A nice short dress would be easier to work in…” He clicks his tongue inside his mouth as he watches you stare up at him, eyes still clueless. “But, if you want to be seen as a disappointment….”

“No! I don’t! I will change into the appropriate farmwear tomorrow!” You babble, gripping the fence as tears fall from your eyes. 

“Good girl.” A smile appears on your face at Ari’s words, feeling pride beaming inside you. You say your goodbyes before skipping back to the house, feeling your stomach grumble. Never having felt so free before, you enter the kitchen, gather ingredients for dinner, and begin to prepare some pasta, your mouth watering as the scent of food enters your nostrils. 

Once the food was ready, you served yourself a bowl and sat down. You scoff it all before getting up, walking to the kitchen and placing the bowl into the sink, ensuring all the dishes are clean before groggily heading to the bedroom. You strip until you are completely bare and unknowingly give the hybrid outside a show. Ari’s hand moves up and down his massive cock as he watches you strip from your dirty clothes. Your soft hands glide down your nude form, and he grunts as he covers his body with his cum. 

You climb into your soft bed and fall into a blissful sleep.

The sound of a rooster wakes you from your slumber, and you roll over and groan. Burying your face into your fluffy pillow, you can feel your muscles begin to relax again as sleep tries to take over. Slowly, you get out of bed and head into the bathroom. You turn the shower on and wait for the water to become boiling hot before getting in.

A sigh of relief escapes you as the water begins to relieve your tense muscles. You wash your hair and body, ensuring you are clean and ready for the day before hopping out and drying yourself. You head back into your room and open your closet, pulling out a tiny checkered white and blue dress that fits snugly against your body. 

You pull it on and place a white headband into your hair, pulling your boots on before heading into the kitchen. Repeating what you did the morning before, starting up the coffee machine and making yourself some breakfast. Once everything is ready, you sit outside and enjoy it all. Finishing your food and coffee, you head inside and place them into the sink before heading back out to begin work.

You skip around, tending to your chores and harvest some fruit that appears to be ready. As the day passes, you snack on the cherries in your basket, heading to where the animals are and waving to the cows as you pass them by. You make sure they have everything they need before you go to check on Ari, hoping that he approves of your outfit.

Ari’s eyes are locked on your lips when you enter, licking his lips as he watches you slowly bite into the cherry. His eyes slowly move down and take in your dress, huffing in approval. “Hi! Did you sleep okay?!” You squeal, skipping closer to him. You happily chew on the cherries as you beam up at him, hoping you’ve made him proud with your dress. “Did I do good? You were so right about it being easier to move in!” Your doe-eyes blink as you wait for him to answer.

Ari smiles, straightening his back as he stares down at you. “You did well. You’re such a good girl for listening to me.” He smirks slightly as he watches you clench your thighs together, his praise getting to you. “But I do need you to do something for me.”

You launch forward, eyes wide. “Anything!” Ari bites his lip, having to think of something else as he feels his cock twitch. 

“I accidentally dropped something over there and can’t reach it. Do you mind grabbing it for me?” You nod, practically buzzing as you wait for him to tell you where it is. He clears his throat, and his ear twitches as he holds his desires back. “It’s just over there.” You nod again, quickly heading over to where he’s pointing and bending once you’ve found it. A groan slips from Ari’s lips as your glistening cunt is in view, and his cock begins to swell and grow as he stares. 

“Here it is!” You stand, holding the bell in your hand, before turning around and bouncing over to the giant creature. Your eyes fall on his hardened cock, causing them to widen as your mouth opens in shock. “Where’d my little guy go?” You pout as you stare before looking up at him, saddened that he’s gone.

Ari blinks, slowly grabbing the bell from your hands and placing it over his head. The cool metal rests against his neck. “Sadly, he won’t make his appearance until I’m empty, but unfortunately, I don’t have a human to mate with for that to happen.” Ari pouts, pretending to be sad.

A whimper escapes you. “I can help! I’m human!” You whine, batting your eyelashes up at him as you pout. 

Ari shakes his head, “No. I couldn’t ask you to do that, and it has to be someone extraordinary to be able to be filled by me.” His head lifts when a sob leaves your plump lips. He notices the heartbroken look on your face.  

You nod sadly. The feeling of happiness that you felt had been drained. “Oh… Okay, well… Have a good day.” You give him a sad smile, turning to leave.

His brows furrow, quickly reaching out and grabbing your wrist. “What, no. Why are you leaving?” 

You turn back and look up at him. “You said it had to be someone extraordinary… I know I’m dumb, but I also know when I’m not wanted.” You sniffle, smiling through it all. 

A sigh leaves his lips, shaking his head. “I didn’t mean you weren’t special, I thought you’d turn around and say you were, but obviously, I should’ve just accepted your offer to help.” 

You blink up at him, the tears brimming as you pout. “Really? I’m special enough to help you?” Ari nods, and a giant smile appears as you bounce up and down. “I’d be happy to help, Ari! Please, can I help?!” Ari feels his cock twitch at your eagerness and the sight of your wide eyes. He nods, causing you to squeal and quickly go to the gate, opening it and entering his area. 

You excitedly skip over to him and crash into his large body, his massive cock pokes your tiny form, and you can feel your knickers dampen from the feeling. Ari grabs you and lifts you as if you weigh like a feather. You feel your cunt throb as he does this. He carries you over to the stacks of hay. Ari sits and places you on top of him. He groans at the feeling of your bare cunt touching his swollen cock. 

“You want to be split open by me, little one?” You nod, whimpering and gripping his bulging biceps, humping your dripping cunt onto his throbbing member. “But, you’re such a tiny little baby. How could you possibly fit something as large as my cock in your small hole?” He taunts, hands gripping your hips as he moves your body.

You whine. “It’ll fit, please. Stuff me full of you!” Your head bobs up and down, repeatedly repeating ‘it’ll fit’ as you babble. Your head falls back, feeling blissed out before the fun begins, and your nails dig into his flesh. “Please! Force your cock into my small cunt! Fill me to the brim! Please!” Your eyes roll back as Ari lifts you and begins to push his thick tip into your hole. A pornographic moan leaves your lips as your cunt swallows his cock. 

“Oh! Jesus fuck! You’re so fucking tight! Much better potential for a mate than those whores over there!” He huffs, nostrils flaring as he stops his eyes from rolling to the back of his head. “You think they’ll be jealous that I’m stuffing you with my massive cock and not them?” You nod, eyes squeezed shut as you bounce up and down his cock, soaking him entirely with your juices. His large hands help fasten your pace, pounding up into you. “My good girl! Soon you’ll be full and carrying my babies! Do you think your dad will be proud of you for helping me?” 

Your mind is fuzzy, lazily nodding your head before planting it into his neck. “Wan’ be full o’ you” Your words come out jumbled, barely finding time to breathe as his cock splits you open but in a good way. A whimper escapes you when Ari pulls the front of your dress down, causing your plump breasts to bounce free. He launches forward, latching his lips onto your aroused nipples. His tongue swirls around them, licking and sucking. Your hands move up and into his hair, gripping and tugging as you are overwhelmed with pleasure.

His swollen and full balls slap against your ass, and his arms wrap securely around your waist as he slams into you faster and harder. One of your hands moves toward his horns and grip tight. Screams of pleasure escape you as your walls tighten and squeeze his throbbing base, desperately trying to milk him dry. 

“M’ close!” You pull your body as close as possible to him, feeling yourself spasm around him.

“Cum, little one!” The moment those words fall from his lips, your back arches, and your cunt sucks his cock deeper inside you. Your eyes roll to the back of your head, and for a moment, you black out as your juices squirt out of you, covering him and everything around you both. “Fuck! You feel so fucking good! Ready for me to fill you up?” 

“Yes! Yes! Please!” Whimpers and groans escape you both as large amounts of cum spurt out of Ari, and deep into your womb, there’s so much that it begins to leak out of you and onto his lap. “So good! So good!” You hold onto him, whining as you feel him in your stomach. You sag into him as the exhaustion sets in.

“You did good, little one. Get some rest. I’m not done with you yet.” He whispers, stroking your hair as a whine leaves you, feeling his cock begin to harden and grow inside of you. 

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[thatjubilant-nixie]

Pulchritude

Summary: You and Sirius have been together a long time. You think back to when you first met him. (Idk if that’s a good sum...just read it please.😭)

Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader

Warnings: None! Just a little bit of fluff!

A/N: I made this for my friend @360iris awhile back! Go check them out!

The day star shines through the flowy curtains, illuminating the room. You slightly stretch out, letting out a sigh. The warmth hugging your middle reminds you of the nights past time. You look to your lover, a gracious glow soaking his skin.

Your heart immediately skips a beat. The flutters in your stomach arise. You flinch when your eyes catch his. An invisible vice holding your gaze. “Good Morning, love.” Your heart swells at the sound of his gruff voice. You bite your lip and retort the greeting. He slides closer and gives you an affectionate kiss. The kiss turns heavy and slow.

There was something in the air. As if sparks settled in the atmosphere. A feeling you have never had with another, but him. You recite back to the time you first met him.

(flashback)

He had long hair and no scruff. He constantly had a smug look on his face. His red and gold tie always out of place. A ladies man he was. Sirius Black was definitely known. One of Gryffindor’s most charismatic and devious students.

You were late for Defense Against the Dark Arts class. You had listen to Lily the whole night about her luscious romance with James Potter. She ranted and gossiped about the mate of Sirius’ all night; therefore, making you sleep in. Curse Lily Evans.

So there you were, running your way to the class when you hit into something. That something being hard and warm. A couple of grunts and curses followed. You looked up to see two figures. One with dirty blond hair, the other long and dark brown. Your eyes widened and you sputtered out apologies. You knew of these figures.

“It’s okay!” The taller, blond one said. Of course. You just had to have run into Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. “Hey, wait a second. I know you.” Remus spoke. He looked quizzed. The other one remained quiet, eyebrow cocked. “You are Lily Evans little friend!” His eyes shined bright. A careless smile rest on his scarred face. You shook your head shyly. Still panicked and alarmed. Remus still carried on about seeing yours and Lily’s whereabouts. You slowly took your eyes off Remus to look at the other male. Surprised to see his eyes already on you. You felt flustered and you still needed to get to class. “‘M sorry, Remus. But I’m actually running late for DATD, so if you’ll excuse me.”

“Yes, it was nice s-“ You ran off before Remus could finish his sentence. Leaving the pair alone. “What an odd girl.” Remus shared. A grunt was released from Sirius. “You could say that.” What you didn’t know was that Sirius watched you run down the halls of Hogwarts. He thought about the way your cheeks were flushed, presumably from running and probably embarrassment. He knew there was something about you. He had to figure it out.

(end of flashback)

You two slowly broke apart. Breathing slightly heavy. You nudged each other’s noses, giving delicate Eskimo kisses. This is the warmth you wanted to have forever. This feeling of adoration and passion. The comfort and stability with being with someone. The thick and thin you have gone through.

Goneril once said, “I love you more than words can wield the matter, Dearer than eyesight, space and liberty.” Your love for him is infinite. So colossal and stupendous. Words cannot define how much love is ridden in our souls. An endless torment of pulchritudinous. You are his, as he is yours.

“What has your mind so far away?” Sirius cuddles in even closer. His hand comes up to stroke the apple of your cheek, brushing hairs away. You open your eyes to meet his. You give a sweet smile. Scrunching your nose and rubbing it against his. “Nothing you need to know.” You teased. Sirius smirks and raises an eyebrow. He roles his eyes playful and lures you in. Sealing an everlasting promise.

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