#turn into a gremlin literally lmaooo

[mahou-no-momo]

For some reason the polite southerner leaves my body when I am completely alone with food and no one else is watching. I be in my room eating like:

Shoveling that shit down, licking the plate, my fingers, picking off crumbs from my clothes. Like just MESSY. My mom even busted in my room once to take a photo of me violating an elote, corn all over my face looking like a goblin, squatting near the side of my bed. Feral af. Like bro, a food demon just takes over. I've decimated 3 caramel apples within the last few days. Two of them were HUGE. The other, I just finished, had very gooey caramel and I'm shocked to see all the apple juice, slob, and caramel all over my hands. Why tf am I so feral when I eat alone?? What the fuck bro? 😭😭😭😭

The demon left now so I'm sitting here like-

[renzaslasher]

lmaooo sid came back so I went out to feed him and when I ran out of treats I was like oh since I'm out I may as well feed the birds and this fluffy little gremlin literally came up the driveway, sat down and fucking glared at me until I found something else for him to eat

like full on

in the end I gave him a little bit of shredded cheese which turns out he liked lol

[aurevell]

ok i didn't think i was gonna write up actual notes but hoo boy what is even happening. so i was gonna update at the halfway point, but then i paused the movie and realized it's almost TWO AND A HALF HOURS so i'm gonna be here suffering a while apparently.

anyway:

most atrocious things about this movie so far

deaton literally stopping to define the word "wistful" to scott foreshadows them overexplaining every plot point ever. if you're rusty on the events of s3, don't sweat!! every character has at least one (1) flashback!!

not the replacement of kira with another token asian girl…like hikari seems great so far, but i forgot they were doing that and yeahhh it still feels bad. but at least arden cho is safely out of this mess

wherever chris lives, he apparently invested in red murder lighting for some reason. this may not seem that atrocious to you but it has scarred my eyes

parrish and malia have sex in derek's auto shop?? interesting choice but ok

If ONE more person says some variation of the "when is a door not a door" riddle i'm gonna fucking lose my mind.

victoria argent (aka the nogitsune cosplaying as her) makes allison commit heinous acts, v.2

some of the cgi and stunt work still FEELS like it's coming from a tv show and not like....a major paramount movie

did they just kill off mason??? not sure if that's real bc it's the oni and he scattered to dust, but are we killing the one black guy fr?

everything this movie gets right (so far)

everyone is just so pretty. like is it just the nostalgia factor or are all these people ageless. allison in particular looks amazing and not at all undead, there were very brief points where i was even like oh this is old footage of s3 again and it's NOT

deaton and scott moving all the way to san fran together? deaton still has an animal clinic and scott has a neighoring animal shelter? so funny to me for some reason

whatever job lydia's doing bossing people around in a gorgeous outfit, I love that for her

jax and lydia's banter, also i forgot jax is still canonically a lizard man and I love that for him too

HALE AUTO SHOP where Derek keeps the love of his life's jeep?? 😭

FINSTOCK IS BACK

the sheriff is just…SO badass. he put together his little supernatural team within the force with derek as a consultant!! truly the linchpin holding the whole town together. (also mason gets killed by the oni while the sheriff just like, takes on three of them alone, partially just fistfighting when he's out of ammo, till parrish can get there. amazing incredible what a fucking genius).

derek asking the sheriff to scare his son straight because the sheriff has experience with a delinquent child lmaooo (that's the insinuation. the sheriff never directly answers when eli asks if his dad put him up to it, but this is the interpretation i choose to believe)

allison waking up as an insomniac and IMMEDIATELY escaping by kicking everyone's ass. what a girlboss.

breaking news on peter and chris @darkisrising

chris has been dreaming about allison, which has rendered him so sad and just a beautiful mess of a man. stunning

at one point deaton visits chris (this is in the red murder lighting scene) and it turns out chris is possessed by the nogitsune and jr bourne is jsut so good in this scene actually, i love him sm

peter does not appear until over an HOUR into the movie, which is a goddamn travesty

OK IMPORTANT, so peter shows up like a gleeful fucking gremlin exactly when they need to burn wolfsbane out of Derek, burner already in hand. this is what i expect and demand from him. also, while this is hilarious in its own right, his first line is "i've been known to light a spark or two in my time" which i'm like….hmmmm…. interesting word choice there

also peter looks fucking great. his little collar popped, immediately sassing everyone, and somehow knows everything about the situation even though he's never been on screen this whole time.

he also immediately starts poking at chris's vulnerabilities and the sexual tension between them is as unchanged as ever 😏 and then i think they go off to fight the nogitsune together as besties (?) more soon

using the teen wolf movie to procrastinate working and unfortunately i would almost rather be working

[kenmasangel]

Heya! I just read your tall fem s/o x reader, and uh, I have a request for another one. Iwazumi, Kenma, and Osamu with a reader that’s very tall (5’8-5’9 ish)

One recommendation from a tall girl, if you’re making a fic about the reader being tall, please don’t just make them the same height as them 😅 (I mean, it’s fine if you do, but it’s really hard to find fics for us taller girls with shorter guys) (it’s frustrating to see fics always being like “he helps you get things from the top shelf” or “he rests his chin on your head” or always being shorter than them-) <3

[hc] dating a tall s/o;

(iwaizumi h., kenma k., miya o.)

ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀʜ ᴏᴍɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀʏ!! ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ɪᴛ,, ɪ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴀɴғɪᴄs/sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏs/ʜᴄs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴀʟʟ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs sᴏ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴛᴀʟʟ ᴋɪɴɢs/ǫᴜᴇᴇɴs/ʀᴏʏᴀʟs ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴍᴇʜ

ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ! ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪғ ɪ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪ,,, ᴛʙʜ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ!!

p.s. i understand how difficult it is for tall girls in this society but i hope you guys know you are wonderful and you mesmerize me (❁´◡`❁)✲ i love you so much please you are gorgeous !!

masterlist

Iwaizumi Hajime

he is MESMERIZED by you

literally he just can't stop admiring you

iwa and you are both 5'10", yet you're still taller than him by a few inches

he nuzzles in the crook of your neck when you guys hug

“you smell so good baby,” “are you sniffing me, hajime?”

he will throw hands if someone dares making a comment about your height

you already know he has beaten oikawa already

he gets SO FLUSTERED when your faces are mere inches away from each other

“baby?” you called iwa as he was facing the shelves reading the ingredients of whatever he was holding.

“mhm?” he turned around to face you and was surprised to see how close your faces were; you are slightly taller than him and that day you wore shoes that made you look a bit taller. he became crimson as he head was slightly up, he got lost inside your eyes for a hot min before you snapped him back to reality from his transe. “you got the wrong box,” you smiled at him, your hand reaching for another box one shelf above.

“you could've taken it without making me turn around, dumbass,” he quickly mumbles moving forward.

whenever you feel insecure about your height (which i hope doesn't happen often/ never happens) he won't hesitate to show you how much he loves your height, and how gorgeous you are and show you other tall girls to make you feel empowered

he will tell you by a plus b how society's standards are trash and how you shouldn't compare yourself based on them

“they're hypocrites AND irrelevant!”

go off haji!!😤

he's your #1 hype man

Kenma Kozume

you're obv way taller than him

he's 5'6" and you're one gorgeous 5'8"

it doesn't bother him in the slightest tho, he thinks you're the most gorgeous person to take a step on earth

but he never told you that tho, you know kenma's communication skills aren't the best

he loves it when you hug him from behind and rest your chin on his head,, he feels your warmth envelop him and it makes him feel at peace

when something he wants is up on a high shelf he would tug on your sleeve and nod in that object's direction so you can give it to him

he'll whisper a small “thank you” and stands on his toes to give you a quick kiss

whenever he hears someone talk about your height difference and how he should be the tall one he'd glare at them until they get scared

believe me if looks could kill half the population would be d€ad lol

he'd protectively hold your hand and make you walk quicker

“don't listen to them they're just dumb and insecure, dumb fucks,”

lev would always be teasing you lmaooo istg he has a d€ath wish

“yn-chan!! wow you're so tall, you should be dating someone taller than you or at least the same height as you!” you can already sense kenma glaring holes into his back. “someone like me for example!”

kenma : “that's it, it's done for this mf”

and there is a chair flying right in lev's direction

even tho he likes being the small spoon he also loves to hold you and make you feel protected and loved

he'd hold you from behind, kiss your head and starts caressing your head

everytime he thinks you're finally asleep he'd say stuff such as “you're so beautiful, ” “i love you a lot,” “if lev tries to get close to you i'll throw his 6ft ass back to russia and make a polar bear eat him,”

kenma best boi <3

Miya Osamu

here we have another man whipped for you

the way he keeps bragging about you is ridiculous

you have him wrapped around your fingers missy

anyway, the moment he saw you it was like an evidence to him: he wanted you be his girlfriend!!!!!

he loves it when you were things that highlight your beautiful legs: shorts, skirts, dresses

ANYTHING that shows your long legs

he won't hesitate to totally DRAG people making comments about your height, either they're just comments or mean ones

he likes when you guys are cooking together or just when you're with him when he cooks for you

he'd ask you to grab things on a high shelf just to admire you getting that thing easily

if he ever sees you getting on your tippy toes he'll playfully tease you

“tsk, what a shortie you can't even reach for that? don't look at me like that you look like a gremlin, ”

uhm sir? you and your 6ft ass better stfu

then he has to jump to get that thing and you'll say something along the lines of “oh look at your short ass having to jump to get it,, i bet suna would've just had to stretch his arm to get it”

“what? NO BABE NOT SUNA WTF!”

he always throws random compliments out of the blue like “look at my model of a gf,” “you're literally the baddest b on this earth babe how did i get so lucky?”

he's never afraid to loose you in the crowd cuz you always stand out for him

suna has a shit ton of videos of osamu fawning over you or talking about you while shoving his relationship with his perfect gf to atsumu

ngl atsumu is lowkey jealous but he'll never show it. “i like short girls anyway,” he pouts

suna : “see, funny you're saying that cuz that's not what you said the xx/yy at h:m, want to watch the video with me again?”

lol these mfs istg

[dreaming-of-assclass]

can you a hc of class e going through a haunted house? like maybe as a big school trip 😂😂 i think this would be a fun scenario! i always rlly love your hcs, ty!!

YES OMG! I LOVE THIS IDEA! And aww thank you!! <3

Class E in a Haunted House 💀🖤

Kataoka leads the way. Yeah, Isogai and a few others are right behind her but she’s totally in the front before everyone. She’s not even scared lmao, just sighs and accepts that she has to do this. Kayano and Kurahashi are clinging to her as tightly as they can without restricting her movements too much.

Irina, Korosensei, and Karasuma are kinda in the middle. They thought they should spread out more, but Koro insisted on staying there where most of the kids were.

Group 4 is all the way in the very back, a few feet away from the cluster of their classmates. Yeah not good lmao. They’re definitely up to stuff *cough cough Karma*

Karma keeps purposely spooking Sugino and Okuda by messing around with some of the decorations around them. Kayano walks with Nagisa and Kanzaki, and all of three of them aren’t scared at all lol.

The first jump scare, Yoshida literally flies into the air and leaps into Kataoka’s arms. She promptly drops him lmao.

Hazama...is terrifying everyone lmfao. Like she’s right in her element and she makes sure everyone knows.

She also keeps whispering chants to herself the entire time they’re walking and it almost makes Okajima pee his pants.

One of the masked horror people working there directly approaches Terasaka, who doesn’t move a muscle, unimpressed. So the two of them are just standing in a staring contest for like seven minutes while the class watches anxiously 😂

At some point, Group 1 gets separated a bit and they get chased by one scary reaper-style person. And Kurahashi’s legs are so short, she’s last 😭 All you see is Yada turning around to yell at her, “Book it, Hina! Book it!”

Maehara absolutely tries to flirt with the scary masked employees. He tries it with the chainsaw-wielding person and she chases him immediately.

Okajima is FRIGHTENED ok?? The entire time, this kid is clinging into his friends and barely lifting his head up lmaoooo. That makes him even more of a target from the workers.

At some point, they’re waiting outside in line, all anxious. And out of nowhere, Kimura lets out a random squawk that scares everyone, even some other people waiting alongside them.

Gotta love that gremlin, huh?

Okano is literally the worst person to stay close by because she keeps making the funniest blunt comments. Like Nakamura is just tryna hold onto her, not burst out laughing because she compared one of the monsters to Shrek.

Korosensei keeps proudly announcing that he’ll protect everyone, but we all KNOW he’s scared of ghosts and paranormal things.

Every time something comes close to him, he flies up and wraps himself around Karasuma, who is Tired.

Irina keeps pulling her gun out as a reflex, and the class has to all scramble to hide it out of view from the workers.

Takebayashi’s scream is the funniest sound in the world and it’s confirmed from this trip. It’s a literal goat scream and it makes everyone cry from laughter after they hear it.

Also at some point, both Kayano and Okuda are clinging onto Sugino’s arms so he’s basically carrying them. Okuda bc she’s scared, Kayano bc she’s tired of walking lolol.

By the end of this night, they’ve been banned from the haunted house for chaos they caused lmao. Caused a few shenanigans just trying to hide Koro’s identity lmaooo.

Itona blunty suggests that they watch a horror movie in class the next day. Half of them yell “NO!” And the other half is like “HELL YEAH!”

[sapphire-innit]

DRISTAAAAA TIMEEE

VOD: TommyInnit Speaks To Dream’s Sister AGAIN

(rp): Drista!! I love this chaotic child and am looking forward to seeing the children bully each other lmao. I especially love the mythos around Creative mode, and that the most benevolent god on the Dream SMP is just as likely to ban you as hand you a shulker box lol.

I do wonder how in character cc!Tommy is going to be able to stay during this stream: on one hand he’s a master at staying in character even during lh moments, and on the other Exile arc is some Dark Shit and Dristas like what, 14?? Overall I expect this to be one of the lighter streams, with a smattering of moments where we remember that, oh right, Tommy’s pretty actively suicidal at this point and he sees this as one of his last hurrahs.

Speaking of our boy Tommy: it's very clear we are getting closer and closer to the infamous pillar. He switches rapidly between Fight and Fawn reflexes and has mostly internalized Dream’s treatment and conditions at this point. The one stand out moment being him calling out Dream killing Mexican Dream last stream, and pointing out he was changing his story even when Dream tried to lie and say he died of “a drug overdose [...] or natural causes”. I’m curious if Tommy is going to bring it up again, and even more curious if he eventually believes Dream about it; something to watch out for, for sure. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this moment of rebellion happened right after he had someone both stand up for him and spend time with him that wasn’t actively hostile or going to end (supposedly, at least by intention)

Hey we didn’t start off drowning for once!! cc!Tommy was also singing, though that could have been mostly out of character as well. Still, remarkably in a better mood, he even mentions having an appetite! You love to see it, and it's clearly because he’s looking forward to Drista’s visit

He’s building a log tower and on one hand, Tommy building Towers is a natural state of being, and on the other…. I know the pillar is coming and I am scared

A mention of the Anti-Dream hole… I still worry about when exactly and how Dream is going to find it. Still, I’m glad it exists, both for Tommy having a space for things important to him, as well as what it represents about his mental state re:not giving over completely to Dream

DRISTA!!!! LOL she was already online we didn't even see her join LOL. CHAOS GREMLIN she just flew over in creative mode and started wrecking shit, as is her right lmaoooo

“You massive jer--, (quieter) whats a nicer way…, YOU MASSIVE DICKHEAD” oh, Tommy..

I like how he tries to punch her even when shes CLEARLY IN CREATIVE MODE ADSADASD

The violence inherent in fourteen year olds,,,, adsfsadfsdfds

I hate this conversation why is this the conversation asdffdsfsd TEENAGERS

DREAM YOUR NOT EVEN A TEENAGER WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE SAME LOGIC

Well SHE can destroy the obsidian asdfsdfds She just Spleefs

“What would Dream do” Probably worse lets be honest

Is he actually gonna go back to L’manburg?? I don’t believe it but I also want :(

Again with the stabbing

AND DOWN HE GOEEEESSSS

“I have the fork, but I'm also killing you” afsafsdfdsf Tommy why are you wearing your good shit omg

Lol cc!Dream trying to defend his character for mocking Tommy’s accent adsfsdfds “I would NEVER” in the totally not believable tone lmaoooo

DID SHE REALLY GO AT HIM WITH A FORK I'M FUCKING DYING DSAFDADSFDS

“I will take it from you and I’ll kill him”... I have so many thoughts about how this works in lore. Is Drista possessing Dream? He can kick her out clearly, but she still has God Powers…

Lol and now SHES mocking his accent lmaoooo (... is it bad she sounded pretty close to me? lol)

Adsfdsfswd casual chaos Drista just broke the Nether Portal

Asking Drista to stop destroying things is a big ask to be honest lmaoo. Also she seems to be at least somewhat informed that ‘Dream is not supposed to be nice to Tommy’ or at least seemed hesitant to do /weather clear

GOD THE LAVA BUCKETS AND THE POTION OF HARMING adsfsdfsdf

“Tommy [beheaded him] actually… and killed Mexican Dream” Dream you motherfucker

“How to Sex 3” THE PANIK!!!!!! From Both cc!Dream and Tommy!!! This server is Not Child Friendly lol (Doesn’t…. That not even include sex things…. afasfsd)

Honestly I can’t stop smiling this is so wholesome somehow even with all the cursing and violence

Pigstep IS a bop, Tommy is right

“Just let him, just let him this one time” :(

“Tommy I still have the Fork” Drista totally willing to stab her brother to visit L’manburg

HE TOOK THE FORK ASDASDAS

Yes, closing your eyes will totally protect you from Forks lol

“I don’t need school, I dropped out” Is this Lore Crumbs, is this Lore

HEYYYY ITS THE BEDROCK, the one piece of bedrock he has lol, I think he still has that in current day right?

Drista is writing her name in BEDROCK adsfsdfds “I’m not going to be able to get rid of that actually” “That's the Point”

LOL SHe also recognized the burrito as from Mos lmaooo

Somehow “I really want to go to the other place.. I don’t know why he won’t let you” hit hard… it was def ooc, and she doesn’t have the full context, but still… its just someone else wanting and asking for Tommy to be able see L’manburg…

Afsdfsd the Small Gasp when she spleefs herself omgg

HES THERE!!! HES THERE!!!!!! L’MANBURG!!!!!!

Punz!!! WHY!!!! Were you there bc Drista might let Tommy through, was this a safeguard for the LORE. Also he’s currently working for Dream directly right, as a merc?

Drista trying to save Tommy!!!! Punz why are you winning a fight with someone in creative adfsadfsd He’s too good lol

They have negotiated a visit… I’m so emotional I wasn’t expecting this…. No one told me we got a real L’manburg visit !

BIG Q SHES FOURTEEN!!! Omg they didn’t tell him it was Drista. BIG Q!!! BIG Q DON’T SELL HER DRUGS

“He was Naked” good for you Drista, good for you. There’s something so hilarious about Drista just stabbing Quackity over and over again cause she’s uncomfortable lol (as is her right)

LOL THE FINAL KILL WITH MAGIC WHEN HE’S ALREADY DROWNING IM

Wha --- what video was it????? What is this Tommy picture on the Technoganda???

….”are you sure I’m allowed here” Dream’s conditioning is strong :(

“At many minute I could get mugged” To be Fair Tommy, that was true before

Did Tommy just suggest spawning in a Wither asdfsdfds

DRISTA DOG ARMY!!!! Aww and Tommy has one too~

THE BENCH!! THE HOUSE!!! Aaaaaaaaa He’s sitting on the bench nature is HEALING

AAAAAAAA A BLAZE!!!! Pfffft

…. Who destroyed the front of Tommys house?

,,,,Drista what are you doing with that soULSAND

“OK we'll turn on him” adsfsdfsd

OH HEY TECHNO!!! Lol “Oh god he meant me” fucking mood big man

……. Tubbo hallucination……… fuck

LOL HE COMBAT LOGGED “YOU CALL THAT COMBAT” I'M

To be fair, logging against a /kill is probably the only way to get away lmao

…...F

“Getting thrown off a cliff is literally how Theseus died!!” lol its also hilarious to me that Tommy def does not remember being called that. Personally I don't think it fits him super well anyway, but I do like it as something Techno calls Tommy, that shows how much he misjudges Tommy's character and intentions. No heroes here, just a kid trying to do good by their friends and what they care about

Techno actually looking up how to kill someone in creative mode

…. :( I just want my actual clingyduo content this is meeeeannn

OH HEY TECHNO …. You fucker he would and it would be HILARIOUS (get mad if Drista opped Techno that is lol)

….

….

IS THIS WHY THEY’RE BEDROCK BROS????? BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE DRISTA BEDROCK??????????????????????????

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS ???

LOL TRUE DUO SUPREMACY TUBBO’S GOT TECHNO'S BEDROCK

Oh F Techno got him with the Obliterator lmaoooo

“I have 114 levels PLEASE” asdfdasfsdf

LOL Tubbo with the TNT there's our nuke boy, I'll take my crumbs where I can get them

THE SHULKER HOLY SHIT

“Don't let someone get it!!”” ADSFDSAFSDFDS they all tuRN CC REAL QUICK WHEN THE SHULKER BOXES COME OUT

Awesamdudes like: MORE PLEASE AFDASFDSF

Techno immediately snitching about Elytra and dRISTA GETTING THE ACHIEVEMENT

EVERYONE SNITCHING IN CHAT I'M!!!! DREAMS REACTION ASDFSDFDSF

Drista being the chaotic giver of illegal gifts is so fucking good I'M THRIVING

THE RUN ON PUNZ !!!! omg

Also can we just take a minute to appreciate Tommy being allowed around people <3 <3 This is so wholesome and good and chaotic as all hell

“I thought I was Tom Cruz for like a whole week” ...TOMMY??

LOL SHE BANNED TECHNO OMG

Dristas on a banning Rampage afsdfsdf

BAN GOGGY OMGGG

Omg shes actually making a wITHER DASDASDFAS

Oh no poor Tubbo I didn’t know he was liVE

319k viewers jeezus

Awwwww Techno hyping up Wilbur's song :) that's so sweet actually

…………….Fuck you Dream :( saw the chance to Twist the Knife in c! And TOOK IT

LOL THE FUCKING FORK IS THE BEST BIT LOLLLL

Lol ironically the Bedrock bros song is the oNE COPYRIGHTED ONE, god why did Minecraft ever copyright Pigstep what a shit move honestlyyy

Pigstep fucking goING TO TECHNO LOLLLLLL “this is the most powerful item on the server since it DMCA’s people”

LOL PUNZ TRYING TO STEAL ANOTHER SHULKER

Poor Sam he actually has to BUILD give this man a SHULKER

Lol Everyone wants a shulker so much

….aww he tried to toss the pigstep disc lmaooo DRISTAS LITERALLY HOLDING IT Scaaaaaammmmed

Drista “I NEED IT ON HAND” So committed to violence !!!

The fucking creepers on the way out omg fuckign PERFECT

LOL TOMMY WASN’T READY FOR THE TURN AROUND ON CURSING LMAO You can tell he's always been the youngest who people aren't sure how much they can curse around lmao He's so soft honestly he talks such a big game and then CRUMBLES when called on it lol

Asfdsfs she fell through the same hole again afsdfsdfsd

Drista has been introduced to a Weapon and she’s gotten ATTACHED lmaooo

Wait HOLD THE PHONE Dream has multiple sisters??? Lol

“Yeah I like Shit” Dream: “whAT???”

Bye Drista it’s been nice!!! I hope she had a good time, she seems like a good kid (who is definitely not a content creator lol though she keeps up admirably)

Drista’s one of the few people who can make Tommy speechless lmaooo he looks actually shocked lol

Also first mention of GhostInnit…. cc!Tommy…..

Keep preparing…. Was his original plan to rush Dream even if (maybe especially if…) he died? Fuck man

Also holy shit was this stream right before Quackitys? ? amazing

This was honestly such a BLAST and a really good time, and I can see why its viewed as one of the few breaks we get during Exile :) I feel so refreshed and it was so so nice to have Tommy hanging out in L’manburg having fun with his friends (even if Tubbo was stuck being a Hallucination and Also Banned lol) No deeper insight, I just haven’t stopped smiling for an hour and a half <3

[ivyprism]

What would happen if Ivy, Prism, and Piper received their doll counterparts that come to life at random times?? How would the mafia boys react to receiving them???

Lmaooo. Another ask for the mafia boys. @ratsoh-writes, your boys are famous in my inbox.

Ivy would be both surprised and awestruck if she received her doll counterpart. This doll is so lifelike! She's also very cute! Like Little Red Riding Hood! She'd adore her, but little does she know, her doll awakens at random times and steals Piper's cookies. When she discovers the truth, Ivy is spending time with this doll and trying to stop her from stealing Piper's cookies, but according to her doll counterpart "she needs them to survive". (She doesn't, actually. She's just a gremlin who steals Piper's cookies.)

Prism would be completely freaked out if she received her doll counterpart. She'd be interested in her, but why does the doll look so much like her? She was not going to throw her away; she was going to keep her. She'd be worried if her doll counterpart woke up at random times, but she'd be relieved to have a little buddy to rant to.

If Piper received her doll counterpart, she would adore her. She'd buy her doll counterpart a ton of outfits, and her little doll counterpart would be spoiled rotten. When she discovers that her counterpart wakes up at random times, she's going to befriend the fuck out of her and they're going to bake and do everything together. It would be common knowledge that this doll has a SOUL and is alive.

If all three dolls got together with their non-doll counterparts, chaos would ensue and they'd steal cookies and prank literally every one of their owners' friends and especially their partners. They'd get away with it too because they're dolls. They would, eventually, come out with them being living things.

Also, the three would not compromise the trust in their relationships. Their partners would be the first to know they're living things.

(Also, yes. They can mimic their non-doll counterpart into turning into a small doll goat monster.)

-H

[peratzatha]

Some of my live reactions while reading TGCF (heaven’s official blessing) book 1 post chapter 41, because I forgot to type down 1-40 lmaooo

• mu qing and feng xin is comedic excellence (also very similar to one of my ocs!) i will die for them

• san lang assigned kin I love that gremlin if hes not a Gemini idk what will I do

• xie lian 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i love him!!!

• UM LING WEN CAN TRAMPLE OVER ME??????

• S H I Q I N G X U A N S U P R E M E

• jun wu boomer bet he stinks

•hua cheng capitalist with a big heart 😔👊

•Is e’ming a blade or a dog? Find out next on xie lian’s adventures in dead people city!

•SHI QINGXUAN GIVING XIE LIAN WINE PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT

•bro...let me teach you how to roll dice while we discuss hedonism bro...give me your hand bro...,,,bro.,,,,,they’re so soft.,,,,;bro

•i think I’m stanning sqx

• shi “I know I’m not supposed to use my divine powers in the mortal realms but this bitch just threw a rock at my perfect face and I’m bout to fucking lose it” qingxuan

• the communication array is literally a drama gc

• Xie lian........is terrifying

• E’ming is so, so valid

• CAN THOSE TWO STOP DUKING IT OUT

• Ah, the opposite gender, truly the scariest thing, feng xin.

• XL is such an infj lmao

• Lessons from hua cheng: when someone hurts bae, turn them into a daruma doll

• Hua cheng bashing Qi rong’s head 🥵🥵🥵

• Qi rong has no rights

• Qi rong has rights

• Qi rong has no rights

• Love him or not Qi rong be spitting straight facts

• Life is rough for Lang Qianqiu poor kid

• Tonight on tgcf cooking show: Qi rong flesh soup, the meat tenderised by hua cheng and xie lian!

• Ah yes, tiddy attack at feng xin, the easiest way to disarm a man, SQX NATION FOREVER

• Hua cheng, bringer of the blood rain

• OH MY GOD QI RONG YOU TOOK XL’S MOMMA OUT OF HER 800 GRAVE AND BURNED HER ASHES WHY

• xl’s momma’s boi 🥺😭

• QI RONG IS DADDY?????

Bonus: I sometimes doodle scenes while I read, hua cheng funny as fuck for the blood rain one

[pluckedrosepetals]

things are bad rn

father hates me so much that he has to dedicate half an hour to screaming at me about how i’m brainless and stupid and i need to think about very basic things that i’ve already been thinking about

1. driver’s license and car

he screamed and screamed and screamed at me about how i don’t have my license yet and tried to make me feel guilty that i wasn’t letting him provide for me bc he apparently wanted to buy me a car but you need a license for a car

meanwhile i’m not rushing my license bc it’s easier to buy a car after moving, i’m planning on moving halfway across the country it would be so much easier to buy a car after moving and transferring my license and it’d save so much money too but he won’t listen to me he just screams about how i’m a lazy undisciplined brat and this is why i need someone like him to guide my poor brainless stupid ass

2. Where i’m gonna live

first he asks where i’m planning on living then he screams at me for wanting to live in a specific city i have no idea what the purpose of this was

i told him about my plans to move to houston, he screamed at me for wanting to move to a new city halfway across the country with no job offers on the table. domestic job applications for 2019 grads usually open in the spring outside of business/consulting and grad school. do you see my problem

and then literally two messages later he complains that i’m not considering boston like

houston is so much cheaper and hopefully i won’t even need a cosigner with my credit score like i tried so fucking hard to minimize his costs bc he complains so fucking much about how expensive i was to raise like i didn’t have to go to an international school we could’ve lived in america and i could’ve gone to public school i could’ve gone to korean public school i never chose where he went to school, i could’ve gone to brandeis with a scholarship and saved him so much fucking money but he insisted that if i wasn’t going to apply to “real” schools that i go to the best one so obviously he chose amherst but i could’ve saved him so much money and in the end he chooses to spend that much and then make me feel guilty for his choices

3. lasik surgery

idek he screamed that he wanted to provide this for me but because i’m such a bratty bitch demon and a thieving liar he can’t, as if his hitting me and throwing shit at me had nothing to do with why i never want to go to korea again while he’s alive i don’t even know why he thought this was so basic like yeah in principle that’d be great!! but we both know that he’s just gonna hold it over my head as another way he COULD provide for me if i’d just stop being such a demon brat and be a good child for once in my miserable life

4. family

he says that i have no sense of family but guess what i do he’s just not part of it!! bc he’s an abusive asshole!! and i’ve passed afraid into tired!! he can’t control me anymore bc the stakes are exactly the same, if i do as he says eventually i’ll fuck up and he’ll kill me and what’s the worst that happens, he comes to kill me and then gets barred from campus? i am literally no worse off now so this is my choice, it’s my fucking life i’m not his to manipulate

also i fucking love how for over FIVE FUCKENING YEARS my mom let me believe that everything that was wrong between my father and me was all my fault? “he hit me and threw things at me” “well you deserved it because you were procrastinating on homework and your grades have been falling” i went from a 3.9 to a 3.0 that year bc of that incident and the next year i got a D in a class the next semester bc of the stress

we never talked to just check in we never had a casual conversation about anything since i came to college and anytime i tried he turned it into a sermon on what a waste of space i am

i don’t understand how a man can alienate his entire family to the point that his own wife won’t have a conversation with him while they’re living under the same goddamn roof, go through employees and coworkers like tissue paper (3 secretaries in 4 months bc they all quit are you fucking kidding me) and then lose all your friends bc they’re tired of you treating them like they’re morons and then still think that you’re the only reasonable person out of everyone in your life, like i’d feel sorry for him and how lonely that is and how it’s gonna catch up to him in a few years but honestly i spent so long thinking it was me that i even started calling myself a gremlin bc i thought i was that woefully inadequate at interacting with people like a goddamn human being when it turns out the problem wasn’t even me!!!! if you ask anyone at the college i have my faults but none of them are that i have a problem with communicating where i scream at the people i supposedly care about and call them terrible names and threaten to hurt or kill them that’s not a me thing!!

i’m just. so tired of living like this

meanwhile brendan’s really being such a trooper he’s been comforting me through all of this, tried so hard to make me laugh and feel better when i spent the entire day crying, called me on his way to work to check in with me, gave me some exciting news on his end to distract me

he’s been promised a trip to vegas sometime next year with his friend jim, he wants to take me with him but he also knows that i’m moving after graduation and he doesn’t want them to clash

he has an aunt who did this for his 18th birthday apparently he and jim went together that time too and his mom doesn’t trust him to travel alone bc he’s always losing things lmaooo but in all seriousness i’m just so grateful that he heard about the fact that he was being gifted a trip and the first thing he thought of was taking me along bc wow i do have a family it’s just not the one i was born with and brendan thinks of me as family too and i’m just,,, wow what did i do to deserve such an amazing romantic partner we’ve grown so much together and i love him so much

and my friends, my friends from flight rising who’ve become my gay snuggle pile, i love them so much too, they are my siblings and my parents and my family. jules bought me dinner yesterday bc my legs weren’t working and i was too upset to eat and when i told him i owed him my soul bc i’m broke as shit he said this was what family was for and honestly when will your friend-family ever bc i’m so cursed by my father and my paternal family but somehow i’ve landed in a place where i’m surrounded by love anyway despite my jagged edges and despite the fact that there are people who genuinely hate me in my biological family

my feelings are all over the place i need food and water and my stuffed sloth to snuggle for a bit

but tl;dr father called, of course it went terribly, it went something like: “You’re irresponsible and brainless so here are four very basic things to think about when you consider moving out after college” “I can answer these questions because I’ve already been thinking about it, here are my ideas” “YOU ARE BRAINLESS AND STUPID YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT THESE BASIC THINGS YOU’VE ALREADY PLANNED FOR” “I already have though, here’s the framework of my plan and my timeline” “DON’T INTERRUPT ME YOU BRAT YOU ARE A DEMON BITCH AND IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME I WILL MAKE YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. HARMING YOU DOESN’T WORK SO I’LL HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING WORSE BUT I SWEAR I’LL MAKE YOU LISTEN”

... yeah he lowkey threatened to kill me so that’s fun c’:

but i’m still surrounded by love somehow and i don’t feel scared anymore

just so, so tired