#tuna glubs

[twwistedwwonderland]

[Nepeta bursts in through a(n open) window.]

NEPETA: :DD< ERI ERI ERI ERI ERI—

[She seems excited.]

[…the fact that this has become normal is slightly concerning…]

-Nepeta Leijon, @nepeta-and-co

[A part of him was glad that window was open. Glub forbid if she had broke it. Eridan looks up from his cellphone, pausing as he was watching a show called Kamen Rider. Sitting beside him was Grim, who was also watching.] Eridan: wwhat is it nep? Grim: Did something cool happen? Like catch a giant tuna? Will you share it with me? Eridan: like hell thats wwhat is making her ecstatic!

[broadway-feferi]

all because of her crush on that jade human her poor lowblood though sollux or somefin tried to warn her waterever its a win either way for me lyrics under the cut btw wrote em myshellf

Jade:

thank you for saving me!

what’s your name?

Feferi:

Oh glub, um, I’m Feferi!

Jade:

feferi? how cute!

well, thank you feferi!

Feferi:

Come on Fef, this is so not like you!

I mean, she was, really, pretty…

But that’s not the point!

Oh, this is a bad idea…

Meenah:

My dear, sweet Feferi, that's what I

do! It's what I live for! To help

unfortunate fishfolk like yourself.

Poor souls with no one else to turn to

I admit that in the

past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when

they called me, well, a bitch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the

light, and made a switch

True? Yeah

And I fortunately know some uncommon sense

It's a talent that I

always have possessed

And here lately, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, lonely

and depressed (Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain

In need

Tuna longing to be saner

Kankri wants to get the girl

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad

So true

They come flocking to my kingdom

Crying, "Save me, Meenah, please!"

And I help them?

Yes, I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to

rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes, I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole, I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

Meenah:

Now, here's the deal: I’ll make you a

potion that’ll turn you into a human

for three days. Got that? Three days.

Now, listen. This is important: before

the sun sets on the third day, you've

got to get ol' jadey to fall in love

with ya, that is, she's gotta kiss

ya; not just any kiss, the kiss of

True Love. If she does kiss you before

the sun sets on the third day,

you'll remain human permanently!

But, if she doesn't, you turn back into

a troll and... you’ll be culled by me!

Sollux:

No, Feferi!

Meenah:

Have we got a deal?

Feferi:

If I become human, I'll never be

with my fronds or lusus again

Meenah:

That's right

But, you'll have your human. Life's

full of tough choices, innit? 

Oh! And there is one more thing! 

We haven't discussed the subject of payment!

You can't get something for nothing ya know

Feferi:

But I don't have any-

Meenah:

I'm not asking much. Just a

token, really! A trifle!

You not gonna miss it

What I want from you is... your throne

Feferi:

My throne?

Meenah:

You've got it, sweet cakes. 

I’ll be the heiress, and you’ll be human

Feferi:

But what about the wrigglers? How can I -

Meenah:

You'll have your land dwellers! 

Your human Jade! So there’s no need 

To worry about those stupid lowbloods! Ha!

The fish up there don't

like a lot of glubbin’

They think a gal who worries is a bore

Yes, on land, it's much preferred

for ladies not to say a word

about the environment, the 

homeless, or the poor?

Come on, they're not all that

impressed with conversation

True “activists” avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On a lady who's withdrawn

It's she who holds her

tongue who gets humans

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead

Make your choice

I'm a very busy woman

And I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your throne

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad

But true

If you want to cross

the bridge, my sweet

You've got to pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath

And go ahead and sign the scroll

(Look here Serkets, now I've got her, y’all)

The boss is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul

[inland--empire]

My typing quirk collection:

Roxeddy (☆ = O, ♡ = A)

underwaterLovegiver (<3 = O, random glubs sometimes)

Valentine Clown ( 1 = I, 2= S, 4= A, <3= O)

Interview Clown (<= C, >= D, 0= O)

Serkets (8 instead of B, replaces eight sounds with 8, uses 8 randomly when agitated)

Cat Tuna (1= I, 2= S If first letter of word and the world too, 3= E, 4= A, 5= S if not first letter, 7= T, 8= B, 0= O. Doesn't use 69 for anything, cat puns from time to time)

Ocean Princess ( )(= H, -- before uppercase E to simulate a trident, fish puns, glubs sometimes)

Cat Huntress (:33< to beggin text, 33 instead of double Es, cat puns mandatory)

Vampire (First Letter Of Every Word Is Uppercased)

Miraculous Clown (WaVy LeTtErS)

The mUse (Uppercase U for every word that has it)

HELL YEAH

[ecxlipse]

if this is the fruit that being part of the Tuna Team bears, glub blub motherfuckers i am in this deep y'all caught me, hook, line and sinker fr fr 🐟

Stairway to Heaven (WIP)

thank you to @vigilxnte-shit @pastafossa @ecxlipse @what-i-call-men @sunflowersandsapphires @yarrystyleeza @zomtart and the rest of the Murdock Tuna Team 🐟 for helping me decide on what artwork to do next :)

(reference images i’m using)

[tunabuna]

finally getting arnd to watching mp100 s2 and i love it here

[ask-yusukekitagawa-blog]

hello everyone!

i apologize for my absence and the long term silence :’) i just finished my last year of high school and this bitch is in art college now!! School was a lot and I honestly just completely forgot abt this blog hhgjfhkgkjh

i miss this blog though! everyone was always really sweet and responsive, i rly appreciated it and i still do, it was so fun :]  you guys r free to send in asks if u want but it’s gonna be a very casual thing, i’m super busy now with college n shit ya feel??? 

whoo!

[peinde]

You know for a seadweller, I roast seadwellers a lot.

[the-trinket-witch]

BAHAHAA! Oh my god This is fantastic I legit can't stop grinning at this XD Love the last panel is just 'HeyWaitAMinute.jpg' I still really need to draw Tuna with other Mutuals' OCs, cause, like...PFFFF

Hyello! Congrats on 250! love your art style and Tuna is beyond adorable~ If you felt like, and if you had time, my boi Albert would be glad to meet Tuna ^v^

Thank you!!!!! >v< AA Im glad u like them so!!! Albert was a joy to doodle!

Sorry Albert! you got a face full of fish after get hit during a prank! What a way for first meetings!!! Don't worry Tuna will sing for you to make it all better! As is customary for these things! XD

I think these two will get along well! just buckle up for a few pranks here and there~!Especially with visit Octavinelle often!

Thank you again for requestin and bein patient!!! :3

[bunjywunjy]

what's an apex predator that absolutely does not look like one?

bluefin tuna!

bluefin tuna are apex predators that are simply too big and fast to be preyed on by other denizens of the ocean, while being big enough themselves to consume a wide variety of prey.

glub glub

[pronoun-man]

🐬🌊 Ocean Pronouns 🌊🐬

algae/algaes/algaeself

aqu/aquas/aquaself

barna/barnacle/barnacleself

barra/barracuda/barracudaself

bubble/bubbles/bubbleself

cod/cods/codself

cora/coral/coralself

dol/dolphi/dolphinself

eel/eels/eelself

fin/fins/finsself

gill/gills/gillself

glub/glubs/glubself

guppy/guppys/guppyself

jel/jellyfish/jelself

kelp/kelps/kelpself

koi/kois/koiself

mar/marine/marineself

mer/mers/merself

nar/narwhal/narwhal

naut/nautic/nautself

ocean/oceanic / oceanself

orca/orcas/orcaself

otter/otters/otterself

pearl/pearls/pearlself

reef/reefs/reefself

salmon/salmons/salmonself

sea/sear/seas/seaself

seal/seals/sealself

shark/sharks/sharkself

shell/shells/shellself

splash/splish/splosh/splashself

squid/squids/squidself

tuna/tunas/tunaself

wal/walrus/walruself

water/waters/waterself

wave/wave/waves/waveself

whale/whales/whaleself

[not-so-smallfry]

There's got to be some kind of fancy food you like though right? Gold flaked perfectly cooked tuna steak or something perhaps?

W)(Y would I put gold on my food? Glub t)(at's so wasteful!

Like, I don't )(ate fancy food, my c)(efs mako plenty )(e)(e, I just dont tuna up my nose at ot)(er food!

[bee-bear-boo-blog]

You rebubble the art and immediately remember no one cares, just another day on tumblr, carry on...

[appri-dot]

Ace want speak! Bluefin Tuna! Glub glub! -ASA

U speaked! Yaya! Sorry if it looks like I'm ignoring asks, theres alot, I can't do all of em-

[immarcescible]

👄 :eyes:

Ooooo) (, w) (at to say aboat Meena) (. First t) (ing, absolutely irate t) (at s) (e’s taller t) (an me. Boat s) (e’s a toteel cutie and s) (e, pike. I dunno! I get t) (e feeling s) (e needs a ) (ug and some warm cocoa. Pale bait? Per) (aps. 

) (er lusus is big and also precious and I gave ‘em some tuna. Little nose smooc) (. On bot) ( noses.

S) (e’s a lot pike my Meena) (, moray t) (an s) (e reeflizes, glub. Boat, pike. I dunno. More perc) (sonable? ) (ard to explain.

I like ) (er. 38)

[cosmic-tuna]

came for the luka stayed for the tuna

glub glub yo 💖

[tunabuna]

Ayy gonna try this app, artist mutuals hmu if ur on there!!