#tumblr is full of cryptids and we have the best ecosystem

[brightlotusmoon]

*casually checks follower count*

*backs away very slowly*

*shuts door quietly*

*keeps it open just enough for the cats*

That's... that's a lot of people. I don't know what to do with nearly four thousand of you. How did we get here? When did my swamp get bigger? What kind of treats do you like in your enrichments?

It's, uh, it's six thousand now.

[brightlotusmoon]

For example: the Color Theory post. The Diogenes post. The EA Nasir post. The Cask Of Amontadillo post. The Delaware post.

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[brightlotusmoon]

"Why are there so many cryptid weirdos on the cryptid weirdo website?"

We serve food here, sir.

[brightlotusmoon]

Feels like another old post, doesn't it.

this is entrapment

[brightlotusmoon]

tingles razor

funniest part when scoundrels make false accusation that chuck is somehow insincere and fake is apparently they think it is MORE LIKELY a straight neurotypical person wrote 400 books of hardcore queer erotica over almost a decade for some little joke. or, you know, this is real bud

[brightlotusmoon]

Wait, are the Twitter users still here? Are they okay?

welcome reddit refugees

[brightlotusmoon]

Here, bring it to the wine cellar, we can lean it up against that wall with loose bricks.

A summary of that long post on ads

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[brightlotusmoon]

In the yard, or down the street. As I toss bread and seeds, sometimes premium cat food.

So do I just like....follow...anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn't like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???

[brightlotusmoon]

Oh you saw him at the weird ppl site? What were you doing at the weird ppl site?

Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?

Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.

[brightlotusmoon]

Apollo on Tumblr:

being on tumblr for the goncharov incident has made me realize how those ancient stories and myths got made up. some fucker went "yeah that lightning bolt? his name is zeus" and everyone just ran with it

[brightlotusmoon]

Not only did this get reblogged by favorite author Diane Duane, it got calligraphy shitposted. Plus everyone's tags are magnificent.

I love this fucking children's hospital wine cellar of a hellsite.