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[sparkletastic-cookiedough]

More people noticing lil details in my writing?

For this, my readers deserve an update, featuring Number 1 Dad Bruce Wayne experiencing a parental crisis. Enjoy~!

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Bruce, as the world's greatest detective, deduced with near certainty that one of his children had offered money to a streamer TuckNRoll in exchange for services from what appeared to be a young adult male in a maid costume.

A meme making fun of desperate rich guys had circulated the web, and led to dozens of people- many of whom Bruce unfortunately knew quite well- offering the maid boy vast amounts of money to do increasingly deranged things.

Bruce only knew about said meme after Barry Allen sent him dozens of messages asking if he offered money to the guy. It would be a very "Brucie" thing to do, apparently.

Some days Bruce regretted that the Justice League knew his secret identity. Between Barry's memes and John Constantine asking to "borrow" some money, Bruce was considering faking his own death. It was just a passing thought, of course. His children would never let him get away with it.

Within moments of looking at the boy, Bruce decided he ought to do the detective-hero thing he always does, and check that things are safe. Logically, it was since many of the payment offers came from Gotham, where a lot of out-of-towners would get scammed- or worse. Really, Bruce knew it was because the maid boy was about the same age as a few of his own sons.

Bruce went through the offers one by one, tracing them back to the computer they came from. Even the most powerful VPNs didn't stand a chance against Batman.

Within minutes, a few stood out. "RomanEmpire" was an associate of Black Mask. Based on the amount offered, Bruce suspected the offer was on behalf of Black Mask himself.

Lex Luthor had made an offer, since the man couldn't resist the temptation the PR would bring. The media buzz would be a convenient distraction. Bruce sent a note to Clark about that- not his villain, not his problem.

"TuxedoStyle" was from Penguin's account, even though the man himself was currently in jail for one of his most recent crimes.

And then there were the ones that came back untraceable:

"AmTotallyBatman" offered to pay a bucket of live mosquitos in exchange for letting them scream at the maid. Bruce was very confused, and slightly upset. These kinds of memes would ruin Batman's scary reputation. Tracing the computer led to a Bat Sanctuary in Guatemala, because of course it did.

"GreenIsGoth" offered payment in the form of a favor. Their computer came back completely untraceable.

And then there was "NotAReplacement" which came back routed several dozen times, including through several government-protected satellites. It reeked of someone trying to hide something...

....and then there was the fact that the username reminded Bruce of Tim.

But was it actually Tim, or was it Jason pretending to be Tim? Bruce couldn't talk to his son about offering to hire some random stranger on the internet if he didn't know which son it was. Accusing the wrong kid would be a highway to humiliation. Bruce wouldn't be able to handle it.

And even if it was Tim, what exactly would Bruce say about it? Tim was legally an adult. Bruce couldn't tell Tim what to do. He never had that ability, which is why Tim ended up becoming Robin.

But at the same time, Bruce couldn't just let this slide. Letting some stranger into the house would be an easy was to end up with their secrets exposed. Not to mention, Tim was being irresponsible with his money, and was acting a bit creepy.

Tim didn't really know how to act around normal people. He had a "rich agreeable socialite" mask he could put on, and a "serious vigilante" persona, but he struggled to speak to normal civilians as a civilian.

Tim, if the user was Tim, needed someone to tell him to back off.

Now how was Bruce supposed to say that without revealing he'd been cyber-stalking someone who might be his son?

Bruce pondered this for a few moments, before remembering that cyber-stalking was a form of love in the Batfamily.

After losing a bet, Danny has to spend some time acting as a maid for Tucker (including wearing a full maid dress, where the heck did you even get that, Tucker??)

And as if that wasn’t mortifying enough, it turns out that he accidentally was visible through a partially-open door during one of Tucker’s streams.

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Tim Drake choked on his drink. There, hidden in the background of a tech streamer he’d been watching, was the cutest boy he’d ever seen, wearing a maid dress.

He immediately queued up a sizable donation and a message.

And now it was Tucker’s turn to choke on his drink at what he saw show up on screen.

[dry1ce2k12]

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[pizztonspeedshop]

Today I bought a cool car with a nice attitude. Coolnessdeluxe 😎😜 . . . #ford59 #fordranchero #pickup #slammed #hotrod #shopcar #352 #ford352 #ranchero #bellflowers #socal #southswe #highwaymencc #mooneyes #whitewalls #tucknroll #edsel #edselford #fomoco #burnout #brinnut #brinnutare (på/i Pizzton's Speedshop) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9pL8_oljKp/?igshid=1k9u17xvy6m16

[raydarmagdave]

#Modesto American Graffiti 2018 cruise night Friday June 8th. #americangraffiti #cruisenight 1958 #chevy #impala #nottoad #tucknroll (at Trevino's Barbershop & Shaving Parlor)

[clubstyleeurope]

#cse @ashtonmire ・・・ Trailer 🗑 #harley #harleydavidson #dynamitecrew #dyna #fxdls #lowriders #buildityourself #t124 #fab28industries #progressivesuspension #progressive970 #bungking #luckydaves #tucknroll #sandiego #trackerdie #bellstar #0given

[urotuning]

The Apple in my Eye ⠀ @thedangeler_vw ⠀ #cast #Rotiform #LASR #tucknroll #apple #lowered ⠀ Via: @rotiform

[teflondonska]

🦁🎸 . . . #ska #skapunk #skaband #theplazalive #plazatheatre #orlando #skaisnotdead #dreads #dreadstyles #dreadstylesformen #ibanez #kustomamps #tucknroll #guitarplayer

[allicj427]

Tucker Fucker #kitty #cat #paws #claws #silly #catnip #fuzzy #fuzzball #notailmanx #fawn #blonde #goldeneyes #longhair #motherinlawscat #tucker #tucknroll #prettykitty #dork #apartment #march #2019 #coloradosprings #colorado #nature #naturephotography https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu3FpsugBsV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8x0oazibui6b

[prodbyrickb]

#TucknRoll x #Handstand (✊🏾: 10x1) (at Equinox Beverly Hills)

[theashleywolfe]

😂 #Repost @fabulousrn1 ・・・ JCAHOs in da house. #tucknroll #ohshit #nurselife #fabulousrn1

[davrangel]

So I've had this baby on layaway for a minute. I made a payment and they let me play it. I didn't realize that it was also tubed. The American Kustom tubed 71 Coupe. This fucking thing is titties! #kustom #tucknroll #rock (at South Austin Music)

[fraserfineart]

A few Kustom Tattoo Armstands I used to make for Vatican Tattoo back in the day. #craigfraser #craigfraserstudios #tattoo #vaticantattoo #bishoparmstand #kustomkulture #tucknroll #pinstripe

[ambergrief]

i finally lost controlll i tore my tucknroll UPHOLSTERYYYYYYY

[clubstyleeurope]

#Cse @ashtonmire ・・・ Sauce #harley #harleydavidson #dynamitecrew #dyna #fxdls #lowriders #buildityourself #t124 #fab28industries #progressivesuspension #progressive970 #bungking #luckydaves #tucknroll #sandiego #trackerdie #bellstar

[didhehavealightsaber]

I was cleaning today and dropped my Funko Scully doll, it flipped and rolled and my brain immediately went to this scene from Jersey Devil 🤣🤣 #TheXFiles #DanaScully #TuckNRoll

i wonder if they’re still teaching these sweet moves at the fbi academy