#tucker x washington

[smilysstuff]

THEY NEED TO BE STOPPEDDDDD

[roofsheep]

The reds and blues have gone to a club to party at, when all of a sudden, a drunk Washington goes missing. He’s been kidnapped. Everyone splits up to find him and Tucker stumbles upon him and his kidnappers first. 

“Evening gentlemen!” Tucker exclaims as he walks towards the group. Towards Wash who’s on the floor in a drunken daze. “I think you have something of mine there with you.” As the men backed away from Tucker. 

“Hi honey!!” Wash said looking up at Tucker as he approaches. 

“Hey babe, was wondering where you were.” Tucker took that moment to stand over Washington, summoning his sword. “Alright fellas,” Tucker looks up to the other men in the room, “let’s dance, shall we?”

Seeing the bright blue glow, Wash looks up to the captors. “Ooooo you’re in trouble” Wash giggled. 

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This is my version of Tucker and Washington outside of their suits and this is also the second time I’ve drawn Tucker! Crazy the difference of a phone drawing compared to a proper drawing done on the computer. 

Also also, I wrote that little story to give some context to the pic cause an idea came into my head but I can’t write so that’s all you’re getting.

[smilysstuff]

A vision called onto me to draw this

Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection

Wash:

Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks

[agentcaboose]

couldn't sleep so here's some blue team shenanigans

[rigorplague]

and all i’ve got is you . . .

i don’t think i ever posted this, but it is one of my favorite drawings that i’ve done :3 tuckington my heart…

[ffverr]

Happy lesbian visibility week to our favorite lesbian mutants!

[rvbreblogs]

OH GOD AM I FEAR FULL YALL PLEASE TUCKING TON IS TYHE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER MAINWAHS IS IN THE PAST MAINWASH IS A PRELUDE TO TUCKINGTON WE CANNOT SPLIT THE WOVOTW ON THISA WASH LOVERS

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 5, Part 1, Poll 2

[wakandas]

even more hellfire gala with Tempo, Bling, and Prodigy.

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: When reports come back of lingering merc activity in a set of old ruins in the jungle, Tucker and Caboose set out to investigate only to discover that the previous inhabitants of Chorus had bitten off much more than they could chew. Their bond as teammates will be put to the test as they try to outrun both Charon's mercenaries and the voracious, insatiable hunger of the Flood.

Author: @eggxalted

[shinseiokami]

I might have a RVB fic in the works.

Be prepared for The Reach Paradox in the next month or so.

[smilysstuff]

Tuckington brainrot in 2024 anyone????

[heaven-s-black-box]

Valhalla- Wash x Fem!Ex-Freelancer!Reader

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Recovery date: August 14th, 2023

Description: ok i probably wont actually have 20, but my first req: wash x reader (could be during or post freelancer) where they're trying to hide their relationship, but failing miserably

Notes: This entry was recovered as an early draft of the previous entry found here.

Word count: 843

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Agent Washington— or Church, as Caboose keeps calling him— is a man of mystery. He is a strong, brave ex-freelancer on the path to redemption. He is the new blue team leader, and a pain in the red’s side. There is no denying, in Tucker’s begrudgened words, that he is fucking awesome. I bet he gets so many ladies, the self proclaimed sword wielding badass had grumbled as he sat in captivity at red base.

One of the red’s few wins since Church’s demise on Sidewinder.

Not that it mattered, Wash single handedly recaptured the man; before being informed that he needed to negotiate the prisoners return and was not, in fact, allowed to just steal him back. That’s what makes it fun, Simmons insisted.

Wash’s ensuing confusion, his brow furrowed and mouth opening and closing as he tried to find words, was the least composed the reds and blues had seen him. In Y/N’s opinion, sitting on the edge of the blue Vallhala base and watching the impromptu truce, it was adorable.

“But… that’s not how war works,” Wash said, voice strained in confusion.

Simmons and Tucker face palmed.

“Ya, but- You know what, it doesn’t matter,” Simmons huffed. “Let’s make a deal, you can steal back captured team mates, if Y/N joins our team.”

“Wait, what? When did I become part of this?”

“Well if Mr. Ex-Freelancer here gets to steal back blues, we need someone to help us take back our guys from them!”

“Sería bueno tener alguien con quien hablar,” Lopez said. (It would be nice to have someone to talk to)

“Lopez is right!” Sarge nodded.

“Oh, esto va a terminar mal.” (Oh, this is going to end poorly)

“We can’t take Y/N-”

“Eso no es lo que dije.” (That is not what I said)

“Because if we did, the blues would be at a disadvantage!”

“You know what,” Wash sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

Sarge ignored him, continuing on, “But maybe… we could use her as bait to capture Washington! You know, it’s like those fairytales-”

“I love fairytales!” Donut cheered.

“The knight in shining armor,” Y/N raised a brow and smirked as Sarge stiffened in fear, though he clearly wasn’t deterred as he continued, “saves the princess from the tower!”

Caboose gasped, “Are we playing make believe? I love playing mak-”

“Okay, everyone shut up! I’m sorry for ruining your ga-war. I will no longer steal back team members, now can we please end this conversation?”

“Jeez, what’s got you so cranky? Y/N not suck your dick this morning?”

“Lavernius!” Y/N scolded.

Agent Washington was a man of mystery, a complete badass, and Tucker had never seen the man so flustered before. He was even redder than when he’d switched armor in the freezing cold of Sidewinder; and Sarge had made a few cracks that he should join the red team. 

“I-Wha-wha- That was completely inappropriate!” Wash spluttered. “I-I’m going for a walk.”

He pulled his helmet out from the crook of his arm and yanked it over his head, letting out a faint ow as the force hit him, and starting marching off towards the wall.

None too quietly, Grif announced that everyone should steer clear of that direction for the next few hours.

Wash had just settled against the wall as Y/N approached, splitting off from the reds on the way back to their base. She was out of armor, finding it more comfortable as she healed from her Meta inflicted injuries, letting Wash admire her fond smile. He’d noticed that she smiled more often now…

“When Caboose told me about you,” he started as she came to lean against the wall beside him, “I wasn’t sure what to think. The woman he told me about, Y/N, she didn’t sound like the Agent Michigan I knew.”

He unclipped his helmet and set it down, resting his cheek on his knees as he looked up at her.

“Ya… I guess they kind of rubbed off on me. You probably felt the same way I felt watching you and the Meta work to-” A red spot on the side of Wash’s head caught Y/N’s eye. “Wash move!”

Without hesitation, Wash dropped to his side and rolled away from the wall as a shot went off. Y/N dove into a forward roll, grunting in pain before scrambling behind Wash as he got to his feet.

The reds and blues had come out of their bases by now, looking round for where the shot had come from.

“Well… it’s good to see some things don’t change,” Carolina teased as her camo deactivated and her armor stood out against the gray rocks.

Y/N peaked over Wash’s shoulder as the reds and blues came running over, guns drawn and yelling.

“Carolina?” The two ex-freelancers asked.

She crouched down, paying no mind to the reds and blues that were left discussing amongst themselves.

“I hate to interrupt your honeymoon, but I need your help to find the director.”

[ramble-writes]

So I thought of a RvB x Destiny crossover and I have a BIG LIST of the Freelancers, Reds, Blues, and Mercs of what class they are and what race they are. At first when I made this list, it was by pure how they seemed to me. But after talking with @ludwig-and-co , I have a much more ACCURATE list. So here is the big list of what I think so I'm sorry for the length.

Rough Guardians:

Locus - Hunter Nightstalker: Shadow Blade

Felix - Hunter Gunslinger (both)

Sharkface - Titan Berserker

Siris - Warlock Shadebinder

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Blue Guardians:

Church - Warlock Song of Flame

Caboose - Titan Sunbreaker: Burning Maul

Tucker - Warlock Dawnblade: Daybreak

Sister - Hunter Threadrunner

Doc - Warlock Dawnblade: Ward of Radiance

Red Guardians:

Sarge - Hunter Gunslinger: Golden Gun

Donut - Hunter Arcstrider: Arcstaff

Simmons - Warlock Stormcaller: Stormtrance

Grif - Hunter Nightstalker: Shadow Shot-Moebius Quiver

Lopez - Titan Sunbreaker: Hammer of Sol

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Freelance Guardians:

Texas - Titan Striker

Carolina - Titan Striker (Hunter & Warlock)

Wyoming - Warlock Voidwalker: Nova Warp

North - Titan Sentinel: Ward of Dawn

South - Titan Striker: Fist of Havoc

York - Hunter Arcstrider: Gathering Storm

CT - Hunter Revenant

Wash - Hunter Gunslinger (both)

Maine - Titan Behemoth

Florida - Hunter Nightstalker: Shadow Shot-Deadfall

Idaho - Titan Twilight Arsenal

Ohio - Warlock Stormcaller: Chaos Reach

Iowa - Hunter Arcstrider: Storm's Edge

Georgia - Warlock Broodweaver

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Awoken:

North

South

Felix

Tucker

Donut

Wyoming

Ohio

Awoken-Human Hybrid:

Caboose

Florida

Iowa

Human:

Sarge

Grif

Sister

Siris

Doc

Carolina

York

CT

Georgia

Exo:

Lopez

Simmons

Locus

Washington

Sharkface

Church

Texas

Maine

Idaho

[queer-xmen-tournament]

The Tournament Begins!

~Round 1~

Group A:

Tempo (Heather Tucker) vs. Loa (Alani Ryan) - winner faces off against Morph (Benjamin Deeds) in Round 2!

Scout (Gabby Kinney) vs. Iceman (Bobby Drake)

Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Ellie Phimister) vs Karma (Xuân Cao Mạnh)

Group B:

Northstar (Jean-Paul Beaubier) vs. Jumbo Carnation

Rachel Summers vs. Hindsight (Nathaniel Carver)

Morgan Red vs. Pyro (Simon Lasker)

Galura (Elle Diwa) vs. Fang (Akihiro) vs. Christian Frost

Group C:

Destiny (Irene Adler) vs. Bling! (Roxy Washington) - winner faces off against Magik (Illyana Rasputin) in Round 2!

Escapade (Shela Sexton) vs. Anole (Victor Borkowski) 

Captain Britain (Betsy Braddock) vs. Theia 

Group D:

Rictor (Julio Richter) vs. Jonas Graymalkin

Kate Pryde vs. Prodigy (David Alleyne) 

Shatterstar vs. Mercury (Cessily Kincaid) 

Somnus (Carl Valentino) vs. Mystique (Raven Darkholme) vs. Ultimate Universe Colossus (Piotr Rasputin)

Group A goes up tonight - let the games begin!

[femmepeterparker]

david "hasnt had sex in so long hes basically a virgin" washington x lavernius "will fuck any adult with a pulse" tucker

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Another CIA Director was George HW Bush. No wonder the RINOs are so frightened to have Trump back in the White House.

"While decent, freedom-loving folks are celebrating the liberation of political prisoner Julian Assange, who’s finally heading home to Australia, a slew of deep-state cronies have revealed their true, dark colors. They can’t hide their anger and contempt for the fact that one of history’s greatest truth-tellers is getting his life and family back."

The hits keep coming from the 2 Mike P's: Mike Pompeo & Mike Pence

1-Flashback to that time Mike Pompeo threatened to arrest Tucker Carlson if Tucker published that it was indeed America's own CIA that murdered POTUS JFK. No wonder Tucker Carlson is so paranoid about our government unaliving POTUS Trump:

2-Mike Pence, who literally attracts flies (Jordan Peterson's choice for America's Next Top POTUS), is having a mental breakdown because Julian Assange is FREE:

Mike Pence: "Julian Assange endangered the lives of our troops in a time of war and should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The Biden administration’s plea deal with Assange is a miscarriage of justice and dishonors the service and sacrifice of the men and women of our Armed Forces and their families. There should be no plea deals to avoid prison for anyone that endangers the security of our military or the national security of the United States. Ever." — Mike Pence (@Mike_Pence) June 25, 2024

While decent, freedom-loving folks are celebrating the liberation of political prisoner Julian Assange, who’s finally heading home to Australia, a slew of deep-state cronies have revealed their true, dark colors. They can’t hide their anger and contempt for the fact that one of history’s greatest truth-tellers is getting his life and family back. And leading the pack of fuming uniparty loyalists is none other than the traitor, Mike Pence, who is seething today. Unable to contain his fury, Pence vented on X with a post that’s just dripping with irony. Think about this: Mike rarely calls out his warmongering buddies who’ve endangered our troops with “weapons of mass destruction” lies and dragged us into endless pointless forever wars that have taken countless young American lives. If he’s truly serious about protecting our troops, Mike should be targeting his criticisms and concern at much bigger offenders instead of hurling his poison darts at Assange. But that’s classic deep state behavior—deliberately fanning the flames with propaganda and blatant lies. It’s the “look over here, not over there” mentality. Biden does the same thing. These guys are all operating from the same playbook.

It’s the classic “look over here, not over there” tactic. Biden and his crew are all reading from the same playbook.

When news of Assange’s release broke last night, we were right on top of the story:

Revolver: The nightmare is over for Julian Assange. Reports are hitting the wire that he struck a deal for his release, a development that’s being celebrated by freedom-loving people, his supporters, and especially his family. The momentum actually began about a month ago, when Assange won an appeal to contest his extradition to the United States.

NBC News: WASHINGTON — WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange plans to plead guilty to a conspiracy charge this week as part of a plea deal with the U.S. Justice Department that will allow him to go free after spending five years in a British prison, according to court documents.

Assange was charged by criminal information — which typically signifies a plea deal — with conspiracy to obtain and disclose national defense information, the court documents say. A letter from Justice Department official Matthew McKenzie to U.S. District Judge Ramona Manglona of the U.S. District Court for the Northern Mariana Islands said that Assange would appear in court at 9 a.m. local time on Wednesday (or, 7 p.m. ET on Tuesday) to plead guilty and said that DOJ expects Assange will return to Australia, his country of citizenship, after the proceedings.

U.S. charges against Assange stem from one of the largest publications of classified information in American history, which took place during the first term of Barack Obama’s presidency. Starting in late 2009, according to the government, Assange conspired with Chelsea Manning, a military intelligence analyst, to disclose tens of thousands of activity reports about the war in Afghanistan, hundreds of thousands of reports about the war in Iraq, hundreds of thousands of State Department cables and assessment briefs of Guantanamo Bay detainees using his WikiLeaks website.

Court documents revealing Assange’s plea deal were filed Monday evening in the U.S. District Court for the Northern Mariana Islands, a U.S. territory in the Pacific Ocean. Assange was expected to make an appearance in that court and to be sentenced to 62 months, with credit for time served in British prison, meaning he would be free to return to Australia, where he was born.

Let’s hope that the American political prisoners and those who’ve suffered the “Assange treatment” under the Biden regime find justice too—hopefully without succumbing to these orchestrated “conspiracy” plea deals. In the meantime, we’re thrilled that Julian will finally be heading home to his family. We wish him all the best.

As soon as the plea deal was signed, sealed, and delivered, Julian made a mad dash for freedom—and why not? It’s tragic that he had to admit to any crime at all. Ideally, the US government would show some humility and humanity by acknowledging their mistakes, but that’s wishful thinking these days. They’re fixated on securing that “guilty plea” and are ready to strong-arm and wear you down until you cave. But don’t fault Julian; he deserves his freedom and his family. The blame lies squarely with our corrupt regime.

The regime and their uniparty cronies are hell-bent on silencing anyone who dares speak the truth about government actions, our elections, and other dubious shenanigans. Just think—if Mike Pence got his way, the non-violent J6 political prisoners, who simply waltzed through the Capitol with their jolly police escorts, might very well be facing the death penalty. But Pence isn’t the only deep state “Mike” had it in for Julian Assange. Mike Pompeo, another uniparty heavyweight, is probably reeling over the idea of letting a truth-teller who targeted corrupt governments and politicians walk free.

After all, for the longest time, rumors have swirled that Pompeo even tried to assassinate Assange. He was summoned by a Spanish court to explain the alleged US government plot to murder Julian Assange.