#trying to flirt and then he starts nervously rambling about his favorite cologne brands

[meownotgood]

i want to walk up to aki and get super close and ask him what cologne he’s wearing (because let’s be real. he’s too sweaty to not have that deodorant+cologne combo on lock) and he’s so flustered he doesn’t even consider that i’m hitting on him, so he just answers and then immediately disengages from the conversation. i would then languish around the public safety office thinking he doesn’t like me. - 🍊

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. he knows he's sweaty especially when he's out working and especially if it's hot outside, because wearing a big heavy suit doesn't help. so he tends to wear a lot of deodorant and an excess amount of cologne to try and circumvent how much he sweats (although sometimes it has the opposite effect... he uses too much by accident and then he's just a walking perfume store)

I think he tends to get smelly after working all day too, so he showers a lot, twice a day, in the morning and in the night, sometimes three times a day if he was really sweaty lolol