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rubenesque-as-fuck · 3 months ago

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Also had a *different* dude tonight start saying some shit about, "Womens muscles could never be as big or as good as a man's." To which I responded, "All right my guy, then let's arm wrestle and see who's got bigger muscles then"

Shockingly, he did not take me up on this offer*

#*because he knew his little drunk noodle arms would LOSE #clear personal case of 'I'm a lady when it's funny'#try pulling that gender essentialist bullshit with me bud I'm gonna disprove some theories with a quickness #unfortunately I can't pull that at work or I definitely would have several times by now #or rather I can't directly challenge my boss to an arm wrestling contest #but I can walk over and pick up heavy boxes that he is only able to pathetically scoot across the floor #man i just want to break someone right now #life of faye #stronk vibes #i am just wound hella tight right now from being at a big party with strangers all afternoon/evening #followed by a bar trek and several hours of dealing with a creeper #and also kinda vibing with the lady with the oblivious bf #so a lot of different types of interactions

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