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stories i om-nom-nom'd :: april 2024 to july 2024

As always, spoilers, thots, and thoughts below the cut. There's so much that I probably missed because it's months worth of backlog (I kind of forgot that I was doing this lol whelp--), but I'll include as much as I remember

movies

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare – 3/5

Honestly took me a bit by surprise that I enjoyed watching this considering how long I've been putting off watching it, but honestly I was all the way here for watching an unhinged Cavill character. Would definitely watch again

Fast X – 4/5

In that same vein of unhinged characters, I've added this movie to my list of 'comfort watches' purely for unhinged Momoa. Kinda funny how these two movies have the common denominator of Alan Ritchson and yet he wasn't the reason for either of these watches. Loved him in Ungentlemanly Warfare, hated him here. Like I would gladly break my hand punching Aimes' smug face in levels of hate 🥴

Deadpool & Wolverine – 4/5

Minus one star for creating a story that's got TVA as a central setting and having the gall and wherewithal to not include Loki. But overall a damn good time for anyone that's been a fan since pre-MCU Marvel. It felt so good seeing [redacted] and [redacted] again, and it's about damn time that we finally got to see [redacted] as [redacted]. Ohh and one more thing: They totally fucked in that Honda Odyssey. Argue with the wall.

books

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 – 4.5/5 (review here)

A mafia arranged marriage story where MMC Calix gets exiled from the six families and he comes in guns blazing to crash the re-arranged wedding so that he can claim the bride that was meant to be his all along. Enjoyed reading this story and seeing just how much of a simp that Calix was for FMC Thalia, and only because this was already marketed as a dark romance am I alright with the depictions of some of the way she was ✨devoted✨ to his wife. Had this been a contemporary romance with nothing to have indicated we were in dark romance territory, I would've been screaming for her to run for the hills, change her name, and make sure he can never find her again. But also reading through this and seeing Thalia steadily come into her own power was just so satisfying, and knowing that the likelihood of the sequel ever getting released is slim to none just makes me a little sadder on the inside because I really would have loved to go back to this couple and see where their story takes them. Maybe if I pspspspspspsps hard enough the sequel will happen

𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐞 – 2.75/5 (review here)

Honestly nothing more to say except it could have (and should have) been longer. That ending was so rushed I still get whiplash thinking about it.

games

Delicious: True Love

Stage 5, Day 8: Emily's finally told Francois about what happened in Paris and now he's going to be the messenger for every friend they have that's been curious about her tour around the world to reunite with that piece of work Jean-Paul. Patrick stops by to tell Emily that Angela's husband Jimmy (another piece of work, but we'll get there soon enough) put in a preferences request for the flower deliveries from Patrick's shop, and a mystery woman calls him off to a family dinner, which puts a new damper on Emily's mood.

After the restaurant closes, Emily receives a care package from Amelie, containing a little souvenir of the Eiffel Tower, and Jean-Paul's letter, which sends her into another crying spell. Patrick walks in as this is happening, trying to pep talk himself into telling her how he feels, but he backs off and just leaves a rose by her hand, wishing her a good life. Must. Resist. Urge to bonk heads together.

Stage 5, Day 9: Emily's having a crisis over realizing that she has feelings for Patrick, and Francois reveals that the mystery woman from the day before is Katie…Katie O'Mally. Patrick's sister. Evelyn is once again as nosy as ever (we'll also get to her later). Angela stops by and basically goes the telling not showing route that Patrick was practically made for Emily and also has had it bad for her since always. She then completely gifts the puppy that's been staying at the restaurant to Emily, saying something about Jimmy being allergic (pressing X so hard to doubt), and now we have Rosie the pup.

Stage 5, Day 10: Emily's gone down the "I'm so stupid I blame myself" route with every question she shouts into the void being answered by one of Rosie's arfs, and decides to stop by Patrick's place so she could confess at the end of the day. Francois reveals that the day before was Patrick's last day in Snuggford and he's left for New York, making Emily so frustrated with herself for waiting for so long and ripping the letter that started it all to shreds.

Then Patrick shows up and confesses, and we get a cutscene of a scrapbook of their memories together where they're being all cute and in love, ending with a photo of Patrick proposing. After that, we have a post-credit scene that would make Deadpool proud with its fourth wall break, consisting of Patrick and Emily in her apartment, eating the chocolates he brought to her.

And that's it for the story of Delicious: True Love, now it's on to Delicious Wedding…but first we have a bonus stage to get through and hoo boi…

Stage 6: Francois' Place: This bonus stage covers the entirety of Emily's time away from the restaurant, where we play as Francois and get a glimpse of exactly how insufferable some characters are. Evelyn leaves a metric ton of messages for Emily which is why her suitcase is filled to the brim with them when she gets to Paris, even making Francois place in calls the day she made a deal with Emily's father Edward that she won't leave a thousand and one messages for their daughter, so she could seem like she held up her end of the deal.

And she goes into overdrive when the news about the volcano eruption breaks because, and I quote, "Emily might need her advice". On what, Evelyn? How to survive a volcanic eruption and ash fall? The fuck would you know about that? Chances are she'd just ask her point blank if there are any cute rescuers around, be so fucking for real right now.

Then we get to Jimmy and goddammit I want to smack a 2d fictional character around until my hand gets digital paper cuts 😤 One of the stage's side missions involved giving him and Angela every single order they ask for, and he has the whole grain audacity to go "Eh, I've had better" after claiming the 'friends & family discount' that is not, should not, and must never be a thing. Then he tries to get into a fight with Francois because "the pancake he ordered never arrived" and…bitch we gave you at least 10. Francois' cat Snuggy then proceeds to attack Jimmy but ends up falling into an open manhole and finds himself meowing and yowling under the floor of the restaurant.

Jimmy then gets a genius idea to, and I shit you not, tear up the floor in the middle of the restaurant to attempt saving the cat. And just as he does, surprise surprise, the cat finds his way out the manhole the same way he got in. And then Emily comes home less than an hour after the floor was destroyed, and the events of Stage 5 commence.

If OG story Evelyn has zero haters, I am dead. And it's about to be the same for Jimmy, but for that we're gonna have to go to Angela's story, which is right about…now-ish.

Fabulous: Angela's Sweet Revenge

This is an extremely short game that only has 4 days, which I honestly think is one of GHOS' mistakes, because come on guys…if you want your consumer base to pay for a game, it doesn't matter if it costs less than the others, paying for four stages looks and quacks like a cash grab. It's like they really said "Let's make a prologue game" and really made it a fraction of a fraction of their usual full-length games.

Day 1: The story starts with Angela sobbing on the phone, with Emily on the other end, begging her sister not to tell their mother about what happened yet. Angela's friends then visit her in her apartment and she starts to tell the story of how she injured her foot while working for her boss Yum-Mee (I'm not kidding, this is the woman's name…findings pending on whether that's her government name). And this is how we get into the game proper, good ol' flashback style.

The flashback starts with Angela making a new dress for the boutique that Yum-Mee quickly messes up by shortening the skirt to show more leg, which Jimmy completely supports because "he likes seeing legs on a woman" (Hey Jimmy news flash…the legs are still there if a woman's wearing a long skirt, you goddamn shifty eyed horndog). And then when a customer asks "where Angela's beautiful long dress went", Yum-Mee turns the tables and goes "See? I told you you shouldn't have cut it". When I tell y'all I wanna cut a 2d fictional cartoon bitch--

Jimmy then hypes up some surprise for Angela and she thinks it's a vacation because it's their wedding anniversary…turns out it's a new sun roof for his car. More than that, Jimmy is extra protective over his phone (gee I wonder why), and then he offers Yum-Mee a ride home under the guise of "Maybe I can talk to her about giving you a raise". And a cop drives by telling Angela to "remind the couple that drove off next time they park on the sidewalk, he'll have to arrest them".

Sing it with me now, y'all…I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending.

Day 2: One of Angela's customers Sally recalls how she discovered her ex husband was cheating on her doing something named "The Coffee Trick". Spill coffee on pants, have husband give you pants to clean, swipe phone from pants before cleaning, give back clean pants without phone. And this kicks off our side mission for this day when Angela does exactly this, checking on the messages that come in whenever they ring, and wouldn't you know it, it's from Angela's boss, Yum-Mee. And Jimmy also mentioned that he's supposed to meet Yum-Mee at the boutique to drive her home again.

Meanwhile the devil and angel on Angela's shoulders are fighting because the devil's jumping to all the right conclusions based on what the evidence is showing, including a message from Yum-Mee thanking Jimmy for "taking her all the way home" the night before, and the angel is…for lack of a better word…a nitwit optimist. Wants to see the best in people even when they're walking talking filth.

If Jimmy has zero haters, I am dead. If Yum-Mee has zero haters, I am dead. And if the angel on Angela's shoulder keeps on going "Maybe it's not what it seems", I'm about to have beef with a 2d fictional imaginary cartoon angel.

Day 3: Yum-Mee springs a whole list of tasks for Angela to finish the next day because there's a VIP Event that she failed to mention until the absolute last minute (probably because she's getting cheater husband pipe), and Angela tells Sally that Jimmy didn't come home the night before because "he was at poker".

At the end of the shift, Angela proves to girlboss harder than her boss could ever dream of girlbossing and finishing the list of tasks she put off until the last day, and Jimmy stops by to tell her that he's not coming home tonight, either, because he "has to finish the poker game". Angela then baits Yum-Mee by texting her from Jimmy's phone and she finally gets the confirmation that he's been cheating, the lil bitch knowing about the "poker" excuse and even calling him "pokerface". And now Angela's punched the angel on her shoulder in their imaginary face, and she's ready for revenge.

Day 4: It's the day of the VIP Event and Angela's got a whole plan to exact her revenge on both her bitch of a boss and her womanizing husband. First she cancels Yum-Mee's stylist for the event and 'steps up' at the last second to help her boss get ready, giving her a 'new moisturizer' that ends up making her itch to Hell and back because it speeds up hair growth. Along with a hair product that not only makes her itch, but also makes her lose clumps of her hair. Then Angela spreads bird seeds all over Jimmy's car to attract birds that'll be coloring his ride white.

Yum-Mee also makes it a whole struggle for us to get through the day because she takes up one of the fitting rooms for the entire day for her side mission.

When the guests arrive, Angela cuts up the curtain that Yum-Mee used to cover herself since she's such an advocate for showing off your legs. Jimmy then goes into a panic because the birds have ruined his car, and Angela reveals that she has his phone, calls him, "Pokerface", and he attempts to salvage whatever he could, getting him smacked by both women.

Angela then kicks him, which explains how she got the injured ankle, and the police officer from Day 1 writes him a ticket for parking on the sidewalk the way that overcompensating car bros with tiny ass pipis do. Angela, newly single, gets a ride on the back of the officer's bike.

We cut back to her friends in her apartment, and Angela reveals what might be the worst part in all this, as if things weren't bad enough already. She might be pregnant. That's where the story ends for this game, so I guess what's next is to head over to Fabulous Fashion Fever to see what's next for Angela.

Heart's Medicine: Season 1

I've started the Heart's Medicine series, which is a hospital themed time-management game following the journey of Dr Allison Heart. 60 levels with bonus stages and so much to collect and equipment to upgrade along the way.

Opening Cutscene: Dr John Summers tries to save a man's life in a road accident that Allison Heart comes across and she helps him out despite having zero experience in the medical field, relying purely on his guidance and vibes. They end up saving the man's life and this inspires her to become a doctor.

Level 1: Fast forward 6 years after the opening cutscene, Allison is now starting her residency at Little Creek Hospital. John gives her a quick rundown of the specialties she'll be doing a rotation on throughout the game, and then goes to his specialty, Diagnosis.

Level 2: Nothing much happens here story-wise. John just reassures Allison that she'll be staying a good long while at Little Creek if she wants to.

Level 3: Allison reports for her shift and brings in a batch of cookies to give to her coworkers. Here we get a glimpse of Dr McCoy, a pediatrician that seems to have quite the temper on him, picking a fight with John over a delayed delivery of vaccines. In his outburst, he knocks over the plate of cookies, scattering them all over the clinic, and giving us our side mission for this level.

Level 4: As far as plot goes, not much happened in this level. Allison reveals that she had to throw out the entire batch of cookies from the day before because of course she had to…they all ended up on the floor. And then Dr Grumpy -- I mean Dr McCoy -- goes into John's clinic and asks if there are any cookies left over from yesterday, having the macho male audacity to be testy when they look at him funny. Why're you looking for more cookies, McCoy? So you can knock 'em over all around the hospital this time?

Level 5: A severely injured man who tells us to call him "Dex" (pressing X to doubt tho that that's actually his name) walks into the clinic looking all kinds of run down, and John tells him that he's got a nasty staph infection and he should have come to the clinic a long time ago. This kicks off our side mission for this level, which is to tend to Dex's various wounds. At the end of the day John informs him that he needs to be admitted for further observation to which he vehemently refuses and walks (well, wobbles) away, insisting that he's just gonna pay his bill and take his chances. Something tells me he'll be back real soon…

Level 6: This day's rather uneventful as well. John's a bit late to the shift because he lost track of time while giving his son some advice, and he runs off as soon as shift's over so that he could go back to…giving his son advice…? Yeah no something tells me that's code for something else…

Level 7: A woman slightly younger than John named Robin walks into the clinic and they argue over a patient file that Daniel wants consultation for, and John seems to regress into childish ways literally pulling at the patient file to the point that the papers fly all over the clinic, making Robin just walk away. Putting the patient file back together is our side mission for this level, and once we do that, we're formally introduced to Dr. Robin Fisher, John's ex-wife and the head of surgery.

Level 8: Dex wobbles in to the clinic (told you he'll be back), and starts convulsing and showing that he's even worse than he was the last time he showed up. We have another side mission for this level and have to tend to his wounds, and once we're all done he once again insists that he doesn't need to stay for observation and wobbles out the clinic, giving both Allison and John the guarantee that they're never going to see him again and this is the last time that they need to "fix him". Something tells me he's gonna show up one last time…

Level 9: Plot-wise, this is uneventful again. Day starts off with Allison expressing that she's worried for Dex, and the day ends with her still visibly worried but she dashes off straight after the shift is over.

Delicious Wedding

Jumping right into the next chapter of Emily & Patrick's story, the game's opening cutscene is of the titular wedding, but Emily walks down the aisle with nary a Patrick in sight. And then a text screen of "Two months earlier…" HUH?! PATRICK WHAT THE HELL--

hoo deep breaths Ally trust the process trust the process…

Episode 1, Day 1: Patrick announces that his mother Brigid is visiting from Ireland and she's landing the next day, which has Emily's parents so excited and immediately shopping for a welcoming gift. Emily asks Patrick if he could tell his mom about the engagement in private because she tends to be…much. Patrick reassures his future wife that his mother will love her and be happy for them…eventually.

At the end of the shift, Emily goes dress shopping and we get to choose one of three dresses for her before telling the salesperson that she'll be back the next day with her mom to try the dress on. And then right after she leaves, Angela walks in to buy a dress for her first wedding anniversary (the game takes place before 'Fabulous: Sweet Revenge' but still…little bit much, Angela ooft). And she ends up choosing the same dress.

Episode 1, Day 2: Francois helps Emily tidy up the restaurant in preparation for Brigid's arrival while she sets up a welcome message at the door (which is our side mission for this level). When Brigid arrives, she immediately starts criticizing Emily, the restaurant, the welcome message, and intentionally 'forgets' her name, saying "Well I can't possibly remember since my baby boy has so many admirers back home".

I hate her already. Everything about her screams "bitter divorcee", and she reacts to the news of the engagement in typical boy mom fashion…"This is terrible news". And then cue our favorite bimbo (affectionate) Angela walking in with a "What did I miss?" moment.

Can we please have a supportive and non-overbearing non-helicopter mom in this story? I wanna actually cheer for a mom while playing thru this game ffs--

Episode 2, Day 1: The day starts with Brigid arguing that a June wedding will be a terrible omen on Emily and Patrick, which makes Emily start to consider a May wedding (even when Patrick reminds her that they were dead set on June literally yesterday). Then a spider showed up and freaked Brigid out even more that this wedding is "cursed" (are you sure you're not putting on an act to pretend like Emily's the "wrong" person for your son because you want him to marry someone you can control?) and she runs out of the loft apartment. Emily then receives a call that the wedding shop is closed for the day due to a moth infestation, making her concede that she'll have to try on her dream wedding dress the next day instead.

The day ends with Emily seeking advice from her sister on how she planned her wedding to future (and probably current, let's be real) sleazebag Jimmy and how to deal with mothers-in-law, basically implying that she was able to finesse her way into getting exactly what she wanted by getting her MIL to relent because Jimmy would bring up Angela's idea but passing off the idea as his own. Angela sweetie, the red flags were already in front of you.

Episode 2, Day 2: Snuggy falls into a manhole (again) and comes out covered in soot, making him look like a black cat when Brigid arrives at the restaurant. She declares him another omen and shouts that Emily's restaurant is cursed. Our side mission for this level is to clean and tend to Snuggy until he's all clean again.

After the shift ends we get Emily thinking about her dream wedding dress again, and Francois offering to help Emily plan out the wedding adjustments all in the name of tending to Brigid's superstitions. So now we officially have a Maid of Honor 🎉🎉

Episode 3, Day 1: The day starts with Patrick and Brigid picking out a tux for the wedding, and Brigid once again making the double-meaning statement of "perhaps you'll find what suits you best back in Ireland". And even going so far as to name drop one of his exes and going "Why'd you guys break up again?" I'm telling y'all I hate this bitch--

At the end of the shift, Patrick tells his mother that the reception will be held in the restaurant, and she starts grasping at straws again going "evil spirit" this and that. Cue Snuggy walking in with a crow and the bird pecking away at Brigid's head (well deserved), leading her to declare that she's never stepping foot in Snuggford ever again. I tell you, I have so much beef with a bunch of pixels it's not even funny. Like if anyone ever asks me why I don't want to get married I'm just gonna pull up a supercut of Brigid's "finest" moments and tell them I don't want something like that to be my MIL, alright??

Episode 3, Day 2: The day starts off showing that all of Brigid's antics have really gotten to Emily and now even she's starting to believe that their wedding is cursed. Patrick's consistently being a living breathing green flag and comforting his fiance and reassuring her that they're fine and the wedding's gonna be fine. They step outside and find that the pigeons have done their usual ✨window graffiti✨ which kicks off the side mission for this episode…cleaning the windows of bird caca. And also we unlock Francois' butterfly outfit and the Chapter's "entertainer" role.

When the day ends, we get another one of Brigid's "fine" moments where she literally goes "you missed a spot" after seeing a tired Emily wiping away at the windows. Patrick's water bucket falls and dumps water all over her head leading to Brigid going "another omen ohh no!" and once again grating at another one of my nerves. Emily brings Evelyn to the bridal shop to show the dress only to find out that it's been bought (dammit Angela) and she finally breaks down crying and going "Brigid is right the wedding's doomed".

istg Brigid when I catch u Brigid--

Episode 4, Day 1: The day starts off with Francois scratching away at lottery tickets "as a joke" since there's been a whole bunch of bad luck and he figures they're due some good luck around the corner. Turns out bro it wasn't that much of a joke because he won 5k. Whatever kind of luck he's got, I want some. I need some. I have incoming debts okay--

After the shift ends, Emily breaks down crying again (once more I am ready to throw hands at a bitch named Brigid), and Francois literally picks up his bestie to tuck her in and go "okay baby go sleepy time now". Meanwhile Evelyn is also ready to throw hands at a bitch named Brigid. Go Evelyn! Put that toxic ass boy mom in her place! 👏👏

Episode 4, Day 2: The day starts off with Brigid explaining why she believes the wedding (and Emily & Patrick's relationship in general) is cursed and it's because of the legend of Lady Mary. And in this explanation she basically calls Emily a commoner (honestly bitch, square the fuck up, where do you get off--). Evelyn mentions that the legend states if a couple throws a penny down some well then the "curse" will be lifted, and of course the bitchy boy mom doesn't accept that (but accepts literally every other part of the story, make it make sense). And this leads Emily to declare that she'll follow her mom's footsteps and toss a coin in herself. Brigid tries and tries to discourage her, but Evelyn's coming in clutch with everything Emily would need to pull it off, making the boy mom just go "harumph" and fuck off to who even knows.

Side mission for this episode is to sort through the boxes so that Emily can find that special coin, and the day ends with her getting said penny with Ireland as the next stop. Brigid tries adding more conditions for this superstitious ritual and seems visibly pleased at the end when Evelyn realizes that there's no way for Emily to get to Ireland, drop the coin, and get back in time for the wedding. I am a broken record at this point. I. Hate. Brigid. Put it on a t-shirt.

Undercover: Blood Bonds

Chapter 12: Vera confronts Sam at Smokin' Wheels and they get into it before he storms off, Hank side eyeing her and advising her that next time he'll talk to the suspects. He's got a way with people. At the end of the shift, Vera comes back to her apartment and Bluejay made dinner and cleaned, talking about how she couldn't get the 'big red stain' out. Vera tells her that it's her sister's blood, then suddenly she's lost her appetite 🥺

Chapter 13: Vera spots a suspicious looking character at Smokin' Wheels which kicks off the side mission of getting this mystery dude's orders in a timely manner so she gets to know more about him since he's a regular. Hank also reveals that Jericho's been sniffing around Bluejay since she seems to be his type. At the end of the shift, we get a flashback of Lilly and Sam where he knocks over a lamp after she storms off insisting that she doesn't want to get back together with him.

Chapter 14: Gabe reveals that there were no foreign fingerprints found, implying that there was no foul play and that Lilly likely knew her assailant and never saw the attack coming. Gabe implies that he's suspecting Lilly's ex Sam more and more. Side mission for this level is to make sure that Sam doesn't leave the bar until Gabe gets there, and he maintains his mega sus behavior when he goes "you snitched on me!" go Vera. Like bro…snitched on you about what? The "nice guy" mask is really slipping there

Chapter 15: A breakthrough comes in the form of a heavily hungover Bluejay who shares that despite not having drank too much the night before when she went and "hung out" with Jericho at a new club, she doesn't feel 100%…and from the looks of it she barely even felt 50%. She mentions that she heard some people talking about Lilly and pointed Vera in the direction of Club Inferno, unlocking a new location in the game. Side mission for this level is to tend to Bluejay's hangover by serving her some fries. And at the end of the shift, we complete the flashback from two levels ago revealing that while Sam might be the "nice guy" stereotype, he really is just a sap because the end of his "threat" was "none of them love you like I do". Sorry bro, your flag still looks pretty fucking red to me, I mean you still knocked over her lamp for what?

Chapter 16: The level opens up with a flashback of Vera giving Lilly some shit about how she's been dressing and Lilly calling her sister a "shrew" because…you know what? I'm getting older, I'm gonna chalk this off to whatever remnants of teenage angst Lilly still had in her. I have to admit, though, her outfit actually kinda hits and I'd have worn it in my college years if I had the body for it, but that's neither here nor there. Vera dresses in a similar way to Lilly in that flashback and applies for the job opening in Inferno. Jericho (like clockwork) immediately puts the moves on her and showers her with compliments after her first shift.

Chapter 17: Level opens up with Ash (Inferno's manager) giving Vera a rundown on how their clientele has "refined tastes" and how highly they value their privacy, along with giving her a drink that looks like he did some blood magic on it like it was literally glowing before he handed it to her. The shift ends with Jericho asking Ash if he's already "bewitched" Vera, confirming that yes…he definitely did some magical juju to that drink earlier. Vera comes home to find Hank making some soup for Bluejay since she passed out at the club earlier that day, and him asking her what the deal with the wig is.

Chapter 18: Level starts with Jericho flipping his lid over the delivery boy being a few hours late and using some glowy red eyes voodoo on him to spook the poor dude, ohh and also threatening to "rip his spine out bone by bone" if it happens again. And naturally our side mission for the level…receiving deliveries. At shift end, Jericho asks Ash if he's been "fulfilling his duties" because Vera doesn't seem all that bewitched, and tells the manager to "do it again". Ends with Ash giving Vera another sus looking drink that's looking more and more like blood the more I squint my eyes

Chapter 19: We get a flashback of Ash giving Lilly the same blood looking drink from when she worked at Inferno to give us a bit of a parallel on how he's making Vera drink it now. After shift end, Hank warns Vera about how this could end badly if she keeps investigating since she wants to see what's in those delivery boxes that Jericho was so antsy over

Chapter 20: Side mission consists of rifling through various drawers while juggling customer orders to find something Vera could use as a lock pick, and the chapter ends with her getting into the backroom and finding a fridge full of blood bags before Ash finding her and going "You shouldn't be in here". Omg I knew it--

Chapter 21: Vera manages to lie her way out of being caught by Ash, making an excuse about needing to find ice, but he shares his suspicions with Jericho and mentions that there was someone before who was immune to bewitchments…could that be Lilly? This is also the level we get a new game mechanic in the form of the chalices, which are a finite resource we have to refill by going to the backroom every time they start running low.

Yes…yes the regulars are downing blood

Chapter 22: Flashback to when Lilly told Vera about her job and Vera was…less than enthusiastic about her little sister working at a nightclub and does the predictable "adult mistake" of going "you should get a rEaL jOb" which leads to some choice name calling and a sister smack (the sincerest fuck you to James Charles for singlehandedly ruining the word "sister" for me, but this is the only way I could put it). At shift end, Vera's back in her apartment and starts pushing Bluejay away when she starts offering help. Honestly I think Vera's got a nasty habit of self-sabotage…which honestly? same 🫠

Delicious World

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 9: This is a Frank & Monet centric cutscene where Frank accidentally knocks over his bb's latest creation and tries to salvage it, leading to Monet having more of a crisis over what he's been creating because even after dropping the dish onto the ground and no doubt tasting like the ground, Leroy still gave him top marks for his "interpretation of the deconstruction of the vineyard experience" or some other highfalutin avant garde nonsense 🙃

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 10: Jean-Paul reassures Emily that they won't get caught and jeopardize her position in the show even with the ever-vigilant Sarah hellbent on finding some way to destroy her. And right as he said that, Leroy comes a-knocking asking if he could come in. Emily hides in the bathroom but turns out that that's exactly what Leroy needed right that second because his stomach started acting up after eating literal dirt off the ground. Jean-Paul tries to dissuade him leading to them going to Monet's trailer, and the last thing we see here is the back windows to both trailers' bathrooms opening up, and Emily's and Frank's heads poking out. 🫢

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 11: Emily and Frank have some chaotic besties moment where they're both going "Why didn't you tell me?" and reveal to each other that they don't actually know what they are in their respective relationships. Frank believes he's just fooling around with Monet because the chef needs a distraction from his identity crisis, and Emily's unsure of what even Jean-Paul's connection to Shuvani is, so she's hesitant to put a label on anything. Frank ends up suggesting she talk to Sarah to get some answers. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 12: Emily ends up taking Frank's advice and tries talking to Sarah about her sister, seemingly hitting a nerve since she clammed up and bitched out about how "her sister's love life isn't any of her business". And also starts going in on Emily about how if she can find time to focus on other people's love lives, then she's not spending enough time thinking about the competition, and she really should because she's "beyond help". She had me in the first half, she really did--

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meltwonu · 3 years ago

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✦ 👻 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖍 SEASON 2 👻 ✦

↪ ✧ DELUSION DIARY ✧

this chapter pairing; yandere!scoups x reader

genre&warnings; university!au, yandere!scoups, dom!scoups, forced orgasms, dirty talk, daddy!kink, panty sniffing, drinking/intoxication, stealing/theft, intimate photos, oral[fem receiving], cum eating, overstimulation, character death, drugging, ‼️manipulation‼️.

✖ That being said, I do NOT condone yandere-like/obsessive/possessive behaviour in real life. this is a work of fiction therefore I will indulge in it. If you do NOT like this kind of content, please just ignore it.

notes; Is it sinful to post a yandere fic on a Sunday... 🤔 Well, I guess this entire blog is really just that so welcome to the first yandere fic of this mini-series! 🥴🤣 Also I don’t know how many of you have heard this song before but it used to be one of my favorites when I was in middle school 😗 I didn’t learn of the lyrics until I got older HAHA but it’s def darker than I ever thought it’d be! Also I was imagining seungcheol with like yknow.... slicked back hair... sunglasses... cockily raising his brow... 🤤 Yum. Hehe 💕 Also! Only one week left! I feel like this is going so fast 😭😭💕 Thank you for your support as always~ Enjoy ch 6! I’ll see you tomorrow my loves~! 💕☠️😵‍💫

word count; ~3500

chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - x - x - x - x - x - x - x

our fateful meeting has resulted in a red thread tying us together

opening my diary again, I make up today, and tomorrow, always!

you always give kind smiles to everyone around you;

i can’t hate you for something like that.

The first time Seungcheol sees you on campus, he approaches you shyly.

‘Sorry, can I take your picture for my art project? I’m taking pictures of other university students on campus and their outfits for a street snap kinda thing…’ He’d mumbled - hands fiddling with the DSLR he’d painstakingly saved up all his money for.

‘Oh, are you in Professor Kim’s class too? I have a friend doing a similar project!’ You beamed in return - only for Seungcheol to feel his chest tighten at the way you smiled at him.

‘Y-yeah, I am! I just need a couple more photos and I thought you looked cool so…’

‘No worries! Where do you want me?’

He’d smiled gratefully and that small encounter had been enough for Seungcheol to fixate on for days.

Hours spent trying to find out more info on you and kicking himself mentally for being in such a panicked state that he’d forgotten to even ask for your name before you said your goodbyes and parted ways.

But Seungcheol is smart and has a lot of connections and quickly finds out your name and that you’re living in the same apartment block near campus - only one floor down from his own.

‘How have I never seen her before? I’ll have to say hi to her sometime.’

“Hey, hyung, you going to that party tomorrow?”

Seungcheol closes all the tabs on his computer before he spins his computer chair to look at Soonyoung - cheeks a pale pink as he coughs and furrows his brows.

“What party? This is the first time I’m hearing about it.”

His other roommate, Jun, walks into his room as well, plopping onto the once clean bed as Seungcheol rolls his eyes.

“Yeah, just make yourselves at home. I apparently don’t mind.”

The two laugh as they settle in; both immediately taking their phones out as soon as they get comfortable.

“It’s just some party that the dude in the penthouse here is throwing. Apparently, the whole building is invited and there’s an open bar so… We should go, at least for a little bit.” Soonyoung mutters.

Seungcheol bites the inside of his cheek - maybe you’d be there since you lived in the building too?

“Sure, I--I’ll go.”

And Seungcheol hates the crowd but he finds himself in the very cramped penthouse the very next night; too nervous to even drink or move from his spot near the window as he waits for you to, hopefully, show up.

“You okay? You look like you’ve seen a ghost in here.” Jun comments teasingly.

“I’m cool, I’m just… this isn’t really my crowd, y’know? I need to finish my project for Professor Kim’s class so I’m just… stressed.” Seungcheol shoots Jun a half-hearted smile before his eyes are darting to the door when he sees a figure walking in.

It’s the second time Seungcheol ever sees you.

And he finally gets your name.

“Seungcheol! Over here!”

You wave him down by the big tree; the picnic mat shifting underneath you as you giggle and make space for him.

“I thought you said you were going to be late!” You pout - watching as the blush creeps up his neck. “I’m glad you had time though...”

“M-me too… T-thanks for going on this date with me and I’m sorry I was a little late. I thought it’d be much worse but I finished up what I was working on quicker than I anticipated!” He smiles at you sheepishly before presenting you a bouquet of flowers. “I also stopped by to get these~”

They’re your favourite kind and your favorite colour and you wonder just how on earth Seungcheol manages to get it right.

Did you tell him? No, but maybe it was just a coincidence.

“Thank you! That’s so sweet of you!” You beam and Seungcheol feels his entire body threatening to burst with the small gesture.

“Of course! I--I really want to get to know you…” Seungcheol whispers; eyes downcast for a moment before he’s smiling and looking up into your gentle eyes.

“I think I’m really starting to like you.”

You date Seungcheol for two months before anything weird starts to happen.

And when it starts, it’s only a few things here and there.

“‘Cheol, I don’t know… I mean I left the window open but…�� You hold his hand tightly, still scared that someone had apparently snuck into your apartment and stolen a few of your articles of clothing and photos of you from your photo albums. “S-should I call the police?”

Seungcheol furrows his brows and wraps an arm around your waist to pull you in closer as you melt into his protective touch.

“Let’s hold off on that for right now… You said no money or anything super valuable was taken right? I’m not too sure if they’d even be able to do anything right now since it was just small things...” He sighs softly and pats your hair before kissing the crown of your head.

“How about you sleep at my place tonight, hmm? I’ll make sure the other two are quiet so you can get some rest.”

You agree and end up spending three nights at Seungcheol’s apartment; tucked into his warm sheets and cuddled up next to his chest while he holds you close.

But what you don’t know is that Seungcheol takes a box out from under his bed when you leave - shaky fingertips taking your stolen panties from the box as he brings it up to his face and inhales deeply.

‘It’s okay, it’s just a few things,’ he tells himself; hand wrapped around his cock as he jerks off alone in the dark to your scent, ‘I’ll just have to be more careful next time. Take less obvious things.’

He cums twice that night.

Images of you underneath him as he fucked you into his silk sheets making him moan into the fabric of your panties when he’d cum the second time.

‘Just be more careful, Seungcheol.’

It’s the third month that you start to feel off - not about Seungcheol but about everything else.

“It’s weird, Wonwoo’s been avoiding me and stopped coming to class too? I tried to contact him but… I dunno, he hasn’t been responding. His phone is off too. It’s just so weird.” You complain to Seungcheol.

Wonwoo is a good friend of yours and also in one of Professor Kim’s class and you thought that he and Seungcheol would make good friends since they had the same interests.

But oddly enough, Wonwoo had stopped responding to your messages last week and his phone had been off every single time you tried contacting him - not to mention he’d been missing from all of his classes since then.

“Maybe he’s just busy…? I think if people block your number that’s kinda what happens too but… I dunno, do you think there’d be a reason for him to do that?” Seungcheol inquires gently.

You shake your head ‘no’ in response before you crawl up to Seungcheol on his bed - eyes filled with need as you softly tug on the hem of his shirt.

“Can we… do something? Just wanna take my mind off of it.”

Seungcheol gives in to you always - head between your thighs as he eats you out until you’re crying and begging him to stop after your fourth orgasm.

And when you’re fast asleep after the fact, Seungcheol watches you with a gleam in his eyes and his lips pressed into a firm line.

He’s sorry he had to get rid of Wonwoo but it was the only option.

“Hey man! Great project!”

Wonwoo grins at Seungcheol when he steps up to the other male’s display that’s up in the atrium along with his own.

“Do you know her?”

He points to your photo as Seungcheol goes rigid.

“Y-yeah, kinda…? Why?”

Wonwoo gestures to Seungcheol to follow him to his project and Seungcheol grits his teeth as soon as he sees your photos in Wonwoo’s projects.

Mental images of you getting fucked by Wonwoo making his stomach churn as the other male rambles on about his project.

“I went a little over the top with this one, I think. But she fit really well with my goddess theme so I asked her to take a few photos with me. She’s a really good friend of mine! And your photos are sick, man! We should hang out sometime!”

Seungcheol smiles and agrees.

Because he knows the first time they hang out will be the last and he’s right.

Poor Wonwoo had slumped over cold in the passenger’s seat of Seungcheol’s car that night while Seungcheol had buried the bottle of rat poison in the dirt - only a few feet away from his car.

He wishes you wouldn’t be so kind to everyone when they didn’t deserve it.

“Hey Seungcheol, you wanna go to that Halloween party tonight? It’s in the penthouse again! Where we met~”

This time it’s you suggesting to go and not Soonyoung and despite the urge to say no, he nods his head ‘yes’ as you excitedly bounce around his room.

“It’s an open bar and I miiiiiight’ve gotten us costumes~”

“What if I said no, baby? You know I don’t really like getting all dressed up.” He teases back.

You run out of his room for a second before skipping back in - costumes in hand as he looks them up and down.

“I guess we could also spend the night roleplaying while we fuck in these Harley and Joker costumes?”

Seungcheol would’ve rather the two of you stayed in and he doesn’t like how revealing your costume is, but he lets it slide for now.

“Come take a shot with me, Mistah J!”

You wink at him as he jokingly rolls his eyes and saunters up to you to take the small shot glass from your hand. Downing it quicker than you do your own before he sets the glass down onto the countertop.

“How many drinks have you had, baby?”

“Mm.. just a few! You need to catch up!” You pout up at him; smeared makeup making the thoughts in his head run a mile a minute with ideas.

He leans down until his lips are ghosting against the shell of your ear - a shiver rolling down your spine when he licks it.

“Let’s just have a few more drinks and then dip… I have some other ideas I wanna hash out before the night is over~”

The suggestion alone has you rushing through the rest of the night as the two of you drink and dance for about an hour before Seungcheol is tugging you towards the door; tripping on yourself as you giggle drunkenly.

“Mmmmmistah J, can you carry m-me?” You slur out to Seungcheol who nods and hooks an arm under your knees and back.

“You okay though, princess?”

You nod just as Seungcheol manages to get the two of you into the elevator.

“‘M just really horny now, ‘Cheol…”

“Oh? Why’s that?” The elevator dings for his floor and he all but power walks back to the apartment.

Mentally glad that Soonyoung and Jun would be at the party upstairs for at least a few more hours.

“You just l-look so hot in that costume… I really wanna ride you so b-bad…”

Seungcheol doesn’t say any more as he struggles to get the door unlocked before flinging it open and shutting it as quickly as possible.

“Weird, I was just thinking the exact same thing.”

When you slide onto his lap, he smiles appreciatively at you.

“You look so cute in your costume, baby. Even cuter now that you’re gonna be a good girl and fuck yourself on my cock.”

You let out a whimper as you position yourself over his cock; moaning when the head of it prods your entrance.

“F-fuck, Seungcheol… Can I-I?”

“Go ahead, baby. I wanna see you using my cock how you want.”

You slowly sink down onto his length, simultaneously throwing your head back at the delicious way he stretches you open.

“O-oh… Seungcheol… You’re s-so big… Mmnh…”

He bottoms out inside of you as your toes curl; the head of his cock snug against your cervix as you whine.

“You’re already so d-deep… I c-could cum just like t-this...”

You start off slow - bouncing and swiveling in his lap as he watches you with focused eyes.

“You’re soaking my cock so much, baby~ What were you thinking about, hmm?”

“Ngh… W-wanted you to f-fuck me up there at, ah, the--the party… You look s-so hot in your costume I--I couldn’t stop thinkin’ about it…”

“Yeah? You wanted me to take you to one of the rooms? Get my fingers in that tight ‘lil cunt of yours before I fucked you hard in a stranger’s bed?”

You nod feverishly as you clamp down onto his cock in a vice grip. “Y-yeah… I was, ngh, a-already so wet just t-thinking about it…”

Seungcheol places his hands on your waist as he guides your body - his hips thrusting up as you mewl.

“Mm, can’t you hear how wet you are, baby?”

The two of you are quiet for a second as your cheeks burn with the sound of skin slapping and your wetness making everything ten times louder.

“Suh--sorry…”

“Don’t apologize, baby~ It’s fucking hot that your cute ‘lil cunt got this wet just thinking about me fucking you in your ‘lil costume… Maybe we should do it more often, hmm?”

Seungcheol starts to see your legs tremble from the tiredness of bouncing on his lap, so he gently holds you still before reversing your positions on the bed with your back against the warmed sheets.

“Let me take over, okay, baby? Let daddy make you feel good.”

You let out a guttural moan as soon as he starts a harsh pace - cries of 'Seungcheol’ and ‘daddy’ rolling off of your tongue as your nails dig into the silk sheets.

“Fuck, r-right there! Fuck me h-harder right there, daddy! Mmnh, it feels s-so goooood…”

He spreads your legs as far as they’ll go - smirking down at your blissed out face.

“So fuckin’ pretty for me, baby. You’re so pretty when you’re getting fucked by me~”

Your toes curl and your body buzzes with electricity and the alcohol still in your system - body sensitive when he alternates between thrusting into you and grinding against you.

“You like it when I fuck you this deep, hmm? You’re so good at taking all of daddy’s cock inside your pretty cunt~ All the way up to the base~”

“S’cause d-daddy fucks m-me good… M-my, mmh, p-pussy is--is only made to take y-your cock…”

A sinister grin etches itself onto his features as he nods, “That’s right, baby~ This pussy belongs to daddy, right? So let everyone know it - I wanna hear you screaming for daddy while he fucks this tight ‘lil cunt.”

“Ngh, S-Seungcheol!”

Your back arches off of the sheets, too lost in the pleasure to realize you were already cumming around his cock - your walls fluttering around him as he fucks you through your high.

“Mm, can daddy take pictures of you, baby? You’re so beautiful just like this~”

You nod as he reaches for his phone discarded off to the side and the sounds of the shutter go off not a second later as you peer up at him through hazy eyes.

“Mmnh… Seungcheol… P-please… M-more…”

He’s taking a few more pictures of your fucked out expression before he takes a few of his cock inside your pussy - smirking as he tosses the phone back off to the side.

“Gonna be a good girl and let daddy cum inside you, baby?”

“P-please, I--I wanna feel you…”

He grunts in response as he chases his high - the need to see his cum spilling out of your spent pussy urging him closer and closer to an orgasm.

“Fuck, b-baby, I’m s-so close…”

“Give it to m-me, daddy… F-fill me up with, a-ah, y-your cum…”

Seungcheol sees red as his orgasm finally crests after a few more skillful snaps of his hips; his pace never faltering as he fucks his cum deeper inside of you to make it stick.

You work him through it, clenching around his cock as you moan out his name - the warm, sated feeling making your entire body and mind feel hazy even when he starts to slow down.

“You--you feel s-so hot cumming i-inside of me, daddy…”

“Yeah? Daddy’s filthy ‘lil princess likes it, huh? I wish you could see it, baby… It’s already pushing out of you when I thrust my cock in… There’s so much of it… Should daddy clean you up with his tongue?”

You let out a shocked gasp as Seungcheol pulls out of you - his cock covered in a mixture of your wetness and his cum as he slowly sinks down onto his elbows and knees between your trembling thighs.

“Oh, d-daddy, I--mmph!”

He doesn’t give you a second to rest as he glides his tongue through your soaked folds, collecting his cum and your wetness on his tongue before swallowing it all down.

“Your cunt is still wanting more, hmm? So needy down here, baby… Does daddy need to fuck you again? Cum inside you a second time?”

You cry out and tug on his hair as he leans back in; tongue on your overly sensitive clit as your hips buck up to ride the feeling.

“S--Seungcheol, I, a-ah, ‘m so--so sensitive, I c-can’t…! It’s t-too, mmnh, much!”

Your head thrashes against his pillows but he doesn’t let up - instead forcing another orgasm out of you as you grind against his tongue and sob quietly.

“S-Seungcheol…!”

He smirks as he feels your entire body quiver and shake underneath him - hands keeping your body firm against the sheets as he continues to tease you relentlessly.

“Ngh, p-please… n-no more…” You whine; gently tugging on his mussed hair as he sucks on your clit one last time before he’s shaking your hands from his hair.

“Aww, my cute ‘lil baby looks even prettier now that you’ve ruined all your makeup~ Daddy fucks you that good, huh?”

Seungcheol runs a hand through his sweaty hair - pushing it back as you clench around emptiness at the visual.

“Oh?”

A glob of cum drips from your spent hole and onto the sheets as he cackles.

“You’re so easy, baby.”

He reaches down to collect the cum on his fingers before he brings the soaked digits to your lips.

And you part them for him as he sinks his fingers into your mouth; moaning softly at the salty substance that coats your tongue as you suck on his fingers.

“That’s my good girl~ Now, why don’t you stay here and I’ll go get a bath ready for you, okay? You’re dripping cum all over the bed, baby. I’ll need to clean the sheets too.”

You nod tiredly as he withdraws his fingers and slips off of the bed - trying to fight the sleep that’s threatening to take you as you watch him leave the room.

And when Seungcheol is gone for longer than you expect, the slight chill in the bedroom has you shivering now that he wasn’t there to keep you warm.

So you slide off of the bed, tiptoeing to his closet to grab a shirt or sweater to keep yourself warm while he was somewhere else in the apartment.

The fresh cum that starts to drip out of you when you walk has you reaching a hand between your legs as you push it back into your needy cunt.

“J-just need a--a shirt...”

You can’t seem to find a lightswitch on the wall so instead, you knee and fish around for a shirt in his walk-in closet - your brows furrowing when you feel shreds of paper lining the wall when you reach in too deep.

“Huh…?”

Pushing some of the clothes aside, the confusion continues to mount when the glint of glossy paper catches your eye in the dark. Multiple pieces of it overlapping as you run your hand over them.

“What is this…?”

This time, you actually take a moment to find the light switch as you flick it on - your eyes wide as saucers when you see photos of yourself lining the entirety of the back of Seungcheol’s closet wall.

Photos of you sleeping in bed, photos of you walking around campus, and even the photos of you that had been stolen from your apartment were all there. Some digitalized and some on film - indicating he’d taken extra time to have them processed before he’d pasted them together on the wall.

You freeze as your eyes quickly flit from photo to photo - barely having a second to register the stolen pile of panties sitting close by on a smaller shelf lining the wall.

“S--Seungcheol…?”

“Yes. Sweetheart?”

Your breath stops when you hear his gravelly voice behind you; his shadow looming over your body as you refuse to turn around and look at him.

But all you hear is a disappointed sigh.

“Well, I was hoping it’d look much prettier than this when I finally showed you. After all, I haven’t even added those new pictures of you I’d taken earlier.”

“W-what... What is t-this, Seungcheol?”

He smirks at your back as he leans up against the doorframe.

“I just love you so much, sweetheart. Can’t you see I just appreciate you so much?”

The words are caught in your throat as you stay unmoving.

“I--b-but... W-why like this? I--are those my--my panties that I...”

He ‘tsk’s and takes a step towards your back, kneeling right behind you as he nuzzles your neck. The gesture would’ve normally made your heart flutter but instead, it only makes you whimper out of fear.

“We can pretend you didn’t see this and go take your warm bath, sweetheart. It’s already warmed up just for you... I even got you a plate of strawberries and whipped cream... Or... Well, I mean, I wouldn’t want to you to join Wonwoo.”

Wonwoo?

Realization hits all at once as you connect the dots.

Surely Seungcheol didn’t...?

But you gulp harshly - eyes staring straight at the wall unfocused when he starts to gently massage your stomach.

“I--y-yes let’s... Let’s go take that shower, I-I’m... I’m--my legs are so--so sticky and--and dirty...”

He kisses your shoulder and helps you up, turning you to face him as you stare up into his crazed, loving eyes.

“I’m glad you saw it my way, sweetheart. Now let’s get you all cleaned up.”

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sugars-fluffy-escapes · 2 years ago

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ok ok, BUT but BUT BUT BUT Eddie getting a lee mood as u describe ur dnd character wrecking Eddie’s npc for interrogation 😳

🫢😈 ANON I'M ON DEMON TIME NOW ISTG SGAHDHSJDJDJ- And I wanna say thank you to two tumblr moots for helping me make these hcs happen while I'm still familiarizing myself with D&D 🥹 Hcs under the cut!

Eddie's such a smug little shit at first. Big bad DM thinking he's successfully gotten under your skin with an irritating npc who's refusing to answer any of your questions. But then...

"It appears that the only living soul who carries the information you seek is not willing to reveal said information to you. (Character's name here), what would you like to do?"

"I'm going to ask him if he's ticklish."

Eddie's going to short circuit and you can see his body language grow more tense. He will try anything to keep this from happening because of all places for you to throw him into a lee mood, it's during the club meeting??? (Not that he minds though 🥴) No matter what tactics he tries to use, you've always got a tactic of your own to continue throwing him off.

Is he making the NPC lie? Insight check time. You'll see the blush creeping up on his face when you roll. Eddie has different answers depending on what the outcome of the roll was, but even then, you're just as stubborn as he is and you're gonna tickle the npc anyway even if the roll was unsuccessful. You tell him as much.

^ What he looks like when you two are in a verbal joust over this friggin interrogation tactic of yours. He's very stubborn, but so are you. You are going to roll for every advantage you possibly can and the entire time you're arguing with this friggin DM, he's growing more squirrelly and squirmy. The rest of the club is so done with both of you LMFAO 😭 /lh

You came to this meeting prepared, lemme tell you AHJSJSJRJR. Whether your character can perform and has prepared the "enhance ability spell" or if any of your fellow club members can, ohhh boi. Edward Munson isn't ready. If you use "hex," wiggle your fingers in his direction and watch him squirm 🫢

Tickle checks somehow end up becoming a thing after Eddie spends some time racking his brain over how "tickle checks" would even frickin happen. He's gonna make it difficult and will act like a smartass about what you'll need to roll for.

^ This smugness fizzles away real fast 🥴

Alas, your stubbornness wins and Eddie's efforts are futile and the npc gets tickled. He doesn't want to put actual effort into the voice acting because he's flustered to hell and he'll be damned if he lets you win. The rest of the club ain't letting that slide though.

"Eddie! You have no problem getting theatrical with the fucking voices any other time! Commit to the character, dammit!"

"Yeah, Eddie. Do I actually have to tickle you just to really sell it~?"

"N-Not one fucking step closer, you absolute fucking heathen!"

^ I am convinced Edward Munson uses words like "scoundrel" and "heathen" because he is a nerd <3

If you do end up tickling him while y'all are playing, it's likely going to be after you've rolled a crit hit, and you exclaim as much before pouncing on him and next thing you know the damn DM's on the floor flailing like a fish and screech-cackling. He knows better than to ask the other club members to save him. You think they'd skip on an opportunity to knock the DM off of his high horse? Give one of your fellow club members the "help" action and wreck this adorable little shit with tickles 👏🏾

If you don't end up tickling him and making him sink from his chair onto the floor during the actual game, he's absolutely gonna be in a lee mood still and will find a not-so-subtle way to provoke you into finally tickling him after the club's done playing for the night. Probably via telling you that your character's getting shown no mercy the next time y'all continue the campaign. Or, he's so annoyed and salty that you didn't actually tickle him so when the club meeting is done, he insists you actually do so because:

"You had the fucking nerve to say all that tickle shit in the middle of the campaign and now you're not gonna do it!?"

^ Bby just wants tickles now 🥺 👉🏾👈🏾 Indulge the poor lad LMFAOOO /lh

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Anon, this concept is ✨IMMACULATE✨ Thank you so so much for sending this in 🥹💖 /gen /pos /pla

I hope you enjoyed reading!

~ Ushu 🤍 (/p)

#sugar-answers #sugar-rambles #amazing-headcanon-submissions #sfw tickle blog #tickle hcs #ler!reader #lee!eddie munson #ticklish!eddie munson

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sojutrait · 2 years ago

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THIS ASK MADE ME GET OFF MY ASS AND FINALLY ORDER A MIC SO SOON IF I DONT PUSSY OUT DKJFKGF

( @velvet-disc ) TYYYY take them, they’re too much for me to handle anyways 🗿

( @25dejulho ) it depends on the save, but usually i start in another simmers save (my faves are ratboysims and simlicys), either build a house or find a shell off the gallery and decorate it myself, make a fam, then make some townies, give them all skills, careers, etc. just so theyre not like- newborns THEN start playing dkfjk its hella overkill and takes hours but thats how i do it 😭😭😭 tbh u dont even gotta do all that, u can just start in the aforementioned saves by other simmers and start ur own sims from scratch dkfjfgkj

( @catladyfinds ) hi!! i try to keep my cheating pretty minimal, but theres no like- hard fast rules i do. i never cheat money just bc i think its boring for my sims to be hella rich skfjkgfgk but at the same time, if they have to pee and the toilet is 3 stories up then ill just say fuck it and cheat it 😭😭 so my rule is pretty much, quick lil cheating of needs is fine, but nothing that would make the game too easy or unrealistic

currently its cas and gameplay! but im hoping to get bit by the building bug again bc i have some ideas dkffkfg

aaahhh, idk really i get hella attached to 90% of the sims i make instantly 😭

( @chlosimly ) TYYYYY 😭😭😭❤❤ its all the cc makers not me KFDJKF

(referring to the non-canon halabi death i overruled) SEE its so depressing and dark i dont even wanna say it 😭😭😭 ITS OKAY, THAT TIMELINE NEVER HAPPENED I INTERVENED

see i take offense to this bc the charm family is ugly as hell 🥴🥴

thank you!!! 😭😭❤❤❤

HELP i dont want to be too annoying so i try to keep the soju shut up posts to a minimum but im glad u like them 😭😭❤❤ im a chronic complainer so theres more where that came from dkfkff

i didnt wanna use her last name in the tag in case she got married and changed it 😭😭 same kinda with her first name, lord knows i cant resist family gameplay so i wanted something that could still work if i ever post from her future kids pov!

THE WAY THAT POST IS STILL FLAGGED TOO UGHHH

( @starterflowers ) thank u so much !! i also think hes pretty awesome kfdkfgk u have a great day/night as well ! 💕💕💕

*jumps then falls flat on my ass*

in theory 😌

REAL i need him as an actual tangible person i can slap around (affectionately)

i dont think its a specific part, more so just trying to make someone who doesnt look bland 😭😭 if a sim is too cookie cutter ik i wont feel any emotion for them kfkgfk

i actually liked how evermore/folklore had no hype! the surprise made the whole thing more special, like i lookback at those releases fondly dkjfkd now- yeah she def overhyped midnights 🗿🗿🥴🥴 this roll out has been so lackluster and so help me god if we get another anti-hero remix im gonna snap

#asks #anon #aomi-nabi #deathbypufferfish #astralsi #lava-nder #lake-lunvik #mmusicalwhims #wildmeadowsims #velvet-disc #25dejhulo #catladyfinds #chlosimly #starterflowers

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Congratulations on 100 followers!! 🎉 🎊 I saw your event and thought It was super cool and fun so I had to participate 😩🙏 I was hoping I could join the one where I give you 5 emojis/my ideal date and you give a short scenario matchup thing. I would like one for TR and a male also I'm 17 and pronouns are she/her.

Alright so my ideal date would be set on a fall day doing fall activities. Like this would be something planned where we wake up and go to the store super early to grab supplies. I'm talking pumpkin carving, Carmel apple stuff, candy, chips, and can't forget pizza. 👌 After we would go back to either one of our houses and start making the Carmel apples. We could even decorate them and see who's better. After we set up the rest of our food on a table we would just binge watch horror movies. After like 3 though we decide its time to carve pumpkins. But not just any normal pumpkins you put out no way def making the ones that fit on our heads. After we go and take pics together with the pumpkin heads. After we go to either a corn maze or haunted house I'm down for either. After that I think it would be super dope to go out to dinner but nothing crazy fancy but like a diner or even fast food. After all that I would want to go back to there house or mine either way and just go lay outside and watch the stars as we just talk about life or the events of the day. 100% sleepover at the end of everything.

My 5 emojis describing myself would be 🤡🥴😎😳😐

‧₊˚ʚ :: MOONLIT DREAM ꒷꒦ 🌙 ˖˚˳⊹

matches you with . . .

꒦‧₊ ꒷ baji keisuke ๑ ✨ ꒱

✧┊ok so caramel apple making. This is kinda a disaster in itself as it’s baji we are talking about. Sugar will be everywhere, stuff decorating the caramel apple will also be scattered. There’s probably some in each other’s hair as well considering how mischievous baji could get. Like he’s messing around trying to sabotage you with affection for fun. Anyways, his caramel apple is going to be a mess and yours is probably going to be better. But he will defend his caramel apple to the ends of earth and will not say otherwise. (Kiss him on the cheeks and he might just admit his defeat)

✧┊PUMPKIN CARVING!! Baji’s going to make his pumpkin look like it just murdered someone. He’s going to add some red paint and make it look as menacing as possible. And after you two take photos, he’s going to suggest you two scaring someone and that someone is named Chifuyu Matsuno. Poor boy just went over to either one of your houses because baji told him to and you two just teamed up to scare the poor boy lol. But after that scaring session, you two go to a haunted mansion. I can see this going in two ways. Either you get scared and Baji’s just beaming at you clinging onto him or he gets scared and tries to hide it but ends up failing and clings onto you. Either way, someone is clinging on someone

✧┊when you two get home, I would imagine you two ordering food or having peyoung yakisoba. And while you two are eating, you are watching a horror movie. And after you two are done eating, baji drags you to his room where he opens the window and you two watch the night sky. And some stray cats enter so you two pet and play with those cats while having a soft chat. Of course, you end up sleeping over and you would wake up to two scenarios, baji clinging onto you like a teddy bear OR baji hogging the blanket and just has his arms and legs spread out everywhere

✧┊other compatibles: kazutora hanemiya

. . . . . ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ,, baji icon credit ⌲˘͈ᵕ˘͈

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meltwonu · 4 years ago

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〚 💜 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕡 💜 〛| [CHAPTER 4]

this chapter pairing; incubus!jeonghan x fem!reader x incubus!jimin

genre&warnings; incubus!au, stripper!au, dancer!reader, lap dances, dom!jeonghan, dom!jimin, dirty talk, dumbification, degradation, name-calling, handjob… .004 seconds of sir kink 🥴 lbr, these two… are like, devils in sheep’s clothing ykwim, such gentle faces but boy would they fuck you up real fast 🥴🥴 which is rly the allure HAHA also I can’t believe I only realized how close their birthdays are??? bday vlive at bh plz 😭😭💕 also inbox roundup tmr! im finally a little more free this weekend for the first time in like... 4 weekends 😭 I'll try to update my masterlists too!! 💕 For now enjoy ch 4 and have a loooovely weekend! Stream spider! 💕😎 I love u! 💕

word count; ~2000

chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - ?

It’s a slow Tuesday at Club Arcane when Jeonghan walks in - soft sighs on his lips when he spots you from across the club.

You’re tending to someone else right now though; a different incubus whose eyes twinkle with mischievousness when he looks up at you and Jeonghan can’t help but make it his business when he walks over.

He didn’t particularly like it when others played with his things.

“Hi there, sweetheart.” He smiles as he stands behind the seated male but you can already sense the underlying threat in his voice when he glances down at the back of the male’s head.

The silver haired, crimson eyed male peers up at Jeonghan when he feels eyes on him - smile equally as angelic as Jeonghan’s. “You must be Jeonghan. It’s nice to meet you. I’m Jimin.”

I didn’t ask, Jeonghan thinks.

“Ah, no, the pleasure is all mine. I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before.” Jeonghan smiles wider but both males can already sense each other’s aura and it’s not long before it starts to affect you too.

“Mm, you’d be correct~ I’m just… visiting. Seeing what this town has to offer.”

“Um…” You whimper slightly as you fall victim to their overpowering aura and while usually Jeonghan’s was already more than enough for you to be on your knees - now there were two of them and you found yourself overcome with thrums of arousal pouring over your body in an instant.

“Ah, humans are so… weak to us, I always forget.” Jimin scoffs, “So fun to play with though. This pretty ‘lil doll right here was telling me how much she likes to dance for you… Although, I take it that’s not all she does for you.”

Jeonghan runs a hand through his red hair; something you thought suited him and his sharp black horns. Much like how Jimin’s silver locks almost made him seem angelic if not for his own set of black horns protruding from his skull.

“Oh, of course.” Jeonghan rounds the small table, hands on your shoulders when he steps behind you.

You were wearing his favorite pink set of lingerie tonight - something he appreciates.

“She’s a very talented girl. Aren’t you, sweetheart?” He grip on your shoulder tightens slightly in possessiveness and you can’t help but mewl when a rush of wetness soaks into your lace panties.

“Sweetheart, I asked you a question~ Don’t make me have to repeat myself.”

“A-ah, yes! I, mmh, um, I… I’m sorry, i don’t r-remember what you were--were saying…”

Your head feels muddled as you sit in between the two males and it only takes a split second before identical smirks are etched onto their faces.

“You said you were new to town, right?”

“Yeah, why?”

Jeonghan leans over your shoulder, lips ghosting against the shell of your ear as you shiver from the proximity.

“Why don’t we show the newcomer something we like to do for fun, hmm, sweetheart?”

You’re familiar with the private rooms - very much so when Jeonghan shows up.

But admittedly, it’s the first time you’ve ever been in a room with Jeonghan and someone else.

“Wow, this tiny little club has such nice private rooms.” Jimin steps in after you and Jeonghan; kicking the door shut before he settles against the long sofa lining the wall. “I can see why it’s… popular.”

The room is dimly lit - only soft red lights keep the room from being completely pitch black and a wraparound sofa lines the entire room with a small pedestal and pole directly in the center.

Most often than not, unused, when you and Jeonghan are using the space.

Jeonghan takes a seat diagonal to Jimin, legs crossed as he leans into the plush material.

“Why don’t you give Jimin a lap dance, sweetheart?” His crimson eyes gleam even in the darkness as you gulp and step closer to the silver haired male.

You’re nervous, even though it’s not the first time you’ve ever given a lap dance.

It is, however, the first time there’s been an audience. Even just of one.

“Well, doll? I don’t think we have all night~ Or maybe we do?” Snickering, Jimin spreads his legs and rests his arms on the sofa’s backrest as he grins up at you.

“If I’m lucky, maybe I’ll get to see what else you’re good at.”

The music is sensual and slow as you move and sway your hips to the beat; two pairs of eyes on you like a hawk when you finally put your hands on Jimin’s thighs.

You get nervous when his eyes smolder back at you, so you turn around - grinding your ass on his lap instead as your eyes quickly flit to Jeonghan before directing your attention to the floor instead.

“Ooh~ Now we’re getting somewhere, doll~ Hurry, come sit on my lap~”

Gulping, you give it a second as you try to shake off your nerves.

Here goes nothing.

You turn to face Jimin again as your hands roam your body over your thin lingerie; soft moans on your lips from how sensitive your body was with both of them in the room. You gather up all of your courage as you start to ease onto Jimin’s lap; still moving to the beat of the music when you start to grind down onto him.

“O-oh, I--” You choke up, finding that your actions seem to affect yourself more than the male sitting underneath you.

“What’s wrong, sweetheart? You stopped all of a sudden. That’s not very nice, y’know? I think Jimin was enjoying~”

Feeling Jimin’s hands on your waist, your hazy eyes meet his own crimson ones as he smirks back at you.

“Let me help, since it seems like you might’ve forgotten.”

His hands guide you - hips swiveling atop his lap as garbled noises fall from your lips.

You can already tell you’re soaking through your thin panties and Jimin’s slacks; slightly embarrassed when you find yourself moving your hips on your own without his guidance.

“Oh, sweetheart, you smell so good~”

Jeonghan palms himself over his neatly pressed pants; quietly moaning as he watches you start to move faster atop Jimin’s lap.

Admittedly, he wasn’t too keen on the idea of sharing at first. But now, watching you lose yourself so easily with barely even being touched made him realize that maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.

Now he only wanted to see how far you could go.

“Bet you could cum just like this, couldn’t you, doll? Just grinding down onto my lap like a needy little slut.”

A choked sob bubbles past your lips as you nod. “P-please… let me c-cum!”

Your entire body feels like it’s aflame when you feel Jeonghan’s presence behind you; caging you in between their bodies as he stares at the back of your head.

“Then cum.”

The tension snaps quicker than you can formulate a response and you find yourself curling into Jimin’s chest at the immense pleasure that wrecks your body - twice as strong as it normally was with just Jeonghan.

Your walls are clenching around emptiness as you whimper and moan against his warm chest and you immediately start to crave more, even when your orgasm still hasn’t even started to ebb away.

And they know.

“Mm, we both know you need more, sweetheart~” Jeonghan takes a seat next to Jimin this time and you turn your head slightly to stare at him through bleary eyes as he smiles at you; deceiving and warm as you start to drool onto Jimin’s silk button up.

“The question now is, can you take more?”

Jeonghan’s laugh is cruel and taunting when you cum for a third time - your hand wrapped around his cock as he kneels on the sofa next to where you’re bouncing on Jimin’s lap.

“Ah, you know, I have a friend who I think would love to be a part of this~” Jimin suggests; grinning when he feels you clenching around his cock. “Should I invite him next time?”

Your grip on Jeonghan’s cock loosens slightly as you lose focus from the three orgasms and from the way Jimin’s cock grazes your g-spot - mouth agape as you pant slightly. You can barely register anything the males are even saying at this point as your head becomes fuzzy from the overwhelming sensations.

“Oho~ Wouldn’t that be a treat, sweetheart?” Jeonghan’s mind becomes greedy at the thought of seeing you falling apart on three cocks; drool pooling in his mouth as his hips thrust up into your closed fist.

Humming back in response, your head lolls to the side as the warm fuzziness makes your body feel weak and lightheaded.

“I think she’s already drunk off of two cocks, I don’t think she’ll be able to even handle three.” Jimin pouts mockingly at you, hands on your waist to keep you steady as he starts to thrust his hips up into you. “Isn’t that right, doll? Your cute ‘lil holes can’t keep up, can they?”

You whine in response this time, grinding down and meeting Jimin’s thrusts as you work Jeonghan off with your hand - squeezing him at the base as he growls.

“I--ah, c-can take i-it… w-want more…”

A choked sob falls from your lips when you feel the pleasure building up again and you know you won’t be able to stop your fourth orgasm as much as you wanted to try.

“We’ll see about that, sweetheart~ You always talk so big but can you really take it?”

The thought of both of your holes being fucked with a cock in your mouth sends you reeling; thighs trembling at the desire that floods every inch of your body.

“Fuck, her dumb ‘lil cunt just got tighter just thinking about it. Fuckin’ slut. So greedy for cock that even just the thought of it is enough to get her to cum.”

Jeonghan smirks at Jimin’s words, not even anywhere near his orgasm when he can already tell you’re seconds away from yours.

“I didn’t realize how greedy her dumb ‘lil holes were. I would’ve done something about it sooner, had I known~”

Jimin fares no different from Jeonghan - both of them able to stave off their orgasms for much longer than you as they only drag it out.

“I--I ca--can’t…!”

Tears blur your vision as you cum for a fourth time and through the haze, you can barely register anything else happening in the room as Jimin and Jeonghan’s movements both stop.

You feel your own breath stop in the midst - the buzzing in your ears becoming unbearable as your thighs continue to shake and tremble.

“Hmm~ She’s such a good human~ So… strong-willed~” Jimin’s eyes flash a darker crimson much like Jeonghan’s own, both of them drinking in your energy as you continue to cum on Jimin’s cock; walls fluttering around him in a vice grip.

Jeonghan chuckles as he reaches a hand towards you; tangling his nimble fingers in your hair as your head lolls into his touch.

“Ah, but you haven’t seen what else she can do.”

There’s a knowing look the two incubus share before Jeonghan is using his free hand to pry your shaking fingertips off of his cock and Jimin’s grip on your waist is tightening to keep you from slumping over on his lap.

“Do we have to be out of here anytime soon? I need to make a call.”

Jimin’s words are muffled through the ringing in your ears but you can still make it out as you gulp. Goosebumps rise on your skin as you stare back at him with teary, blown out pupils - silently begging him to do exactly what he knew you wanted before Jeonghan decided to change his mind.

Not that he would.

“Even if we had to leave, I don’t think you’d mind, right, sweetheart?”

“N-no... s--sir...”

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