#trowzer yooka laylee

[deaconskookyinsaneblog]

There's three more I was gonna do but I ran out of room so imma just tag them lol

Snek squad!!!

Any other snek I should do?

[theknucklehead]

They just announced a remake of Yooka-Layle.

Now I would say it's unnecessary to remake something that's only 7 years old, but I'm fine since I did enjoy this game and it's the closest we've gotten to a remake or proper sequel to Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie.

[yo-snap]

Mr. Snakey Shorts would absolutely NOT pass up 20 quills, i'm telling you.

[lrandlandsharks]

[pikagatogirltits]

that's just Trowzer from Yooka-Laylee.

How do you anthropomorphize a snake?

[botebot-10]

Trowzer (Yooka's Moneybags) isnt that bad of a guy tbh!

Sure, he scams people out of their money just like all the Moneybags type's!

But the amount of free stuff he gives Yooka and Laylee to aid them on their quest or for helping him is something most of his trope wouldnt do!

[mast3r-rainb0w]

[C] 'APNSD' Style: Yooka Laylee + Trowzer by Mast3r-Rainb0w

It’s Yooka Laylee and Trowzer in the “A Pup Named Scooby Doo” art style.

A commission I made for a client via DeviantArt! Enjoy!

[spoadicdeviance]

My honest opinion when it comes to the A Hat in Time vs Yooka Laylee debate (years after the release of both games and having completed both games multiple times).

I know it’s not a popular stance to have, but personally, while I really like both games, I feel like A Hat in Time is just not as good as Yooka Laylee.

For one thing, A Hat in Time is way too short (particularly if your copy of the game doesn’t have the DLC) and too easy (even with the challenge mode DLC). Yooka Laylee had plenty of content and a lot of challenge to finding every collectible and completing the various tasks. 

The fact that Yooka Laylee had some challenge seems to be the thing that the game’s detractors appear to dislike the most apparently, but I’ll address that later.

Yooka Laylee also accomplished the impressive task of simultaneously recapturing the magic of games like Banjo Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64 while also maintaining an identity of its own with its own unique mechanics. A Hat in Time was kind of schizophrenic in it’s game design. Did the game wanted to be the next Mario Sunshine? Psychonauts? Spyro? Sly Cooper? The gameplay was all over the place. This combined with the game’s short length resulted in A Hat in Time not really having a consistent gameplay identity of its own.

There are other, relatively minor, things that factor into why I personally think Yooka Laylee is superior to A Hat in Time, but those are the primary reasons.

I also want to point out that while I understand why some may prefer A Hat in Time over Yooka Laylee, I do not see the logic behind saying A Hat in Time is “What Yooka Laylee should be” or stating that Yooka Laylee is a bad game. That’s mostly because the majority of critiques towards Yooka Laylee don’t really hold up to much scrutiny. 

A lot of the criticism thrown Yooka Laylee’s way seem to stem from issues that were largely fixed with the pre-release patch, borderline misinformation like how Yooka Laylee has almost three times the amount of collectibles/content compared to A Hat in Time and yet is somehow considered the “empty one” of the two, or just simply not understanding what a collect-a-thon platformer should be.

The fact that people complain that it’s too hard to find some of the collectables in Yooka Laylee does not show me that the game is flawed. It shows me that the game successfully challenged the player. The main crux of platformers like Banjo, DK64, and Yooka is having the player figure out how to navigate every level and complete various tasks in order to get each collectible.

Saying that games like Yooka Laylee and Donkey Kong 64 need features like a map screen/mini map showing where the player needs to go is like saying that beat-em-up action games should have a feature where an A.I. takes control of the player character and does the fighting for you or that a puzzle solving game that just gives you the answer to each puzzle with the press of a button. Way to miss the point by a country mile everyone.

Look, it’s one thing to simply find a game like Yooka Laylee to be not your personal cup of tea. But to say the game is outdated and that the “medium of gaming has evolved beyond the late 1990′s”, your head must be so far up your own ass, you’re getting a second helping of your last meal, alongside your own words.

I want to reiterate that I like both A Hat in Time and Yooka Laylee. Both games are objectively great, no matter how much some of you may quote Jim Sterling or Videogamedunkey’s terrible, half-baked, reviews of Yooka Laylee. If you prefer A Hat in Time, that’s fine. You’re more than free to have your opinion just like I am more than free to have my own. And in my opinion, while certain aspects of A Hat in Time prevent me from calling the game an outright masterpiece, Yooka Laylee is perhaps the best new 3D platformer to come out in over 10 years.

[jiggy-pagie-drabbles]

Yoowzer idea: Yooka really needs to buy an item from Trowser, but strangely, rather than taking advantage of him, Trowzer sells it to him for a very cheap price, no strings attached. What's going on?

Trowzer was at his newly-built home in the hot and sandy area known as Crick Canyon. Directly behind the snake was a stack of 4 signs, each with differing messages, all of them crossed-out and littered with various errors.

Trowzer was currently carrying a paintbrush at the end of his tail as he stared at the new, blank sign lying in front of him. “Hm... buy my extravagant goods? No, no, no, too formal. Buy my... good goods? Oh, why does marketing have to be so difficult sometimes. They’re just words, how hard should it be to put them on a stupid si-”

“Trowzer?” “Ah!” Trowzer’s tail quickly flicked in the opposite direction as he let out a stifled yelp. He nearly dropped his paintbrush, but managed to keep it in his grip as he slowly regained his composure. He looked up, wondering who had broken him from his concentration. It was a slightly taller chameleon with green and red scales. “Oh... Yooka. I know you’re a chameleon and blend well with your surroundings, but you shouldn’t sneak up on people like that.”

Yooka snickered. “Sorry, Trowzer. I didn’t think you’d get startled so easily.”

“I don’t, you just caught me at a time while I was focusing.” Trowzer placed the paintbrush down on a piece of cloth that was already stained with earlier paint drops. “What can I do for you? Just wanted to visit your ol’ pal, Trowzer?”

Yooka shrugged his shoulders. “Well... sure! I can hang out with you, Trowzer. But that’s actually not what I came here for. There’s something I’d like to buy.”

“Oh really!” Trowzer was suddenly back into business mode, standing up as straight as a snake wearing shorts could, and gave the chameleon a charming grin. “Well, business hours are always open for you. What would you like?”

Yooka rubbed the back of his head, suddenly seeming a bit nervous. “Well those speed boots you were trying to sell last week? I want them, but I still don’t have the quills.” The chameleon revealed a small bag and opened it, revealing the golden feathers inside. “You said it was 200, right? Well, I only found 150, and that was with me really trying.”

“150, it is,” Trowzer responded nearly immediately after Yooka stopped talking.

Yooka froze, staring directly at Trowzer with a dumbfounded look. There were a few moments of silence before he finally said, “Wait... really? You’d give me a 50 quill discount? You’re not going to try to sell me something cheaper or throw me out on my ass?”

Trowzer chuckled. “Oh, what do you take me for? A greedy snake? There’s no need to be so shallow-minded, Yooka, I don’t always have to be so cheap.” He raised the end of his tail up and gently rubbed Yooka’s arm. “Think of this as a loyal customer discount. And if that’s too much for you, then you can make up for the 50 quill loss by giving me a little bit of company.” Trowzer looked down at his sign. “And, uh... maybe helping me with these signs.”

Yooka was still confused, wondering if there was a catch to all of this. But Trowzer’s tone seemed genuine to him. He simply smiled and nodded his head as he rubbed the end of Trowzer’s tail. “Yeah, I can keep you company and help you with your signs.” He looked past Trowzer and noticed the stack of soiled signs. “It... looks like you need it.”

Trowzer sighed, looking down. “More than you know.” He turned towards his house. “Perhaps you can look through the stack of books in my room and find a thesaurus. I need another word for amazing.”

[cammiluna]

Yooka-Laylee x Overcooked for Team17′s EGX contest.

[doubleddraws]

My Playtonic contest entry

[deaconskookyinsaneblog]

Imagine these three in the same room together. Maybe add Crowley, Kaa, and Viper into the mix too

Oh hell yea

Maybe a snek loki too?

I SHOULD DRAW THEM TOGEGHER HEHEHEHE!!!!

>:D

EDIT:

THEM TOO

[jiggy-pagie-afterdark]

“It’s a vibrator sweetheart, ready to test it out?” (trowzerz has... unexpected wares :p; trowzerz × author's choice)

“It’s a vibrator sweetheart, ready to test it out?”

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“I’d be a bit shocked if you didn’t find any of my wares to be what you want,” Trowzer said.

“You just haven’t shown me anything useful yet,” Dr. Puzz said.

“Oh, I’d beg to differ, but you haven’t seen all of my inventory yet. Perhaps you can find something more desirable in my private stash.” Trowzer pushed forward a wrapped cloth. He unraveled it, revealing a few more... phallic objects lying in the cloth.

Puzz eyed them, then looked up at Trowzer. “I... what?” She pointed at the object to the far left. It was slender and pink. “What is this?”

“It’s a vibrator, sweetheart.” Trowzer pointed his tail towards Puzz’s crotch. “Given your position and lack of mate, I can only imagine that you haven’t given the lady downstairs very much attention. This will help tremendously.” Trowzer used his tail to push the vibrator towards Puzz. “Ready to test it out?”

Dr. Puzz was immediately flustered. “N-no, I do not... I mean, well. I can’t just test it out!”

Trowzer smirked. “Why not? I assure you it’s been unused and is perfectly clean and sterilized. I am nothing but a safe salesman.” He eyed the vibrator again, before making eye contact with Dr. Puzz. “I can turn around if you want. Or not. Your choice.”

She remained frozen. Her eyes were the only thing that moved, darting between Trowzer and the vibrator multiple times. “I...” She settled on the vibrator. “You won’t look?”

“On my honor, I will keep my eyes to myself.” He turned himself around. “Go on, now. Take all of the time you need.”

Puzz hesitated, keeping a keen look on Trowzer to ensure he didn’t move. She inched her way closer to the vibrator, then slowly grasped it in her hand. The scientist found a chair nearby and walked over to it before slowly removing her black slacks. She took one last look at Trowzer; he still wasn’t watching. Puzz took one final deep breath before dropping her panties and sitting down in the chair.

Puzz stared at the vibrator, noticing the dial on the end of it. She clicked it to the setting on the right, immediately making it lightly shudder. The more times she moved the dial, the more intensely it vibrated. She then dialed it all the way back, making it shut off. Puzz slowly maneuvered the pink device down towards her crotch as she opened her legs up before slowly inserting it into her pussy.

She winced, not having done this before. Puzz continued to insert it very slowly until it was most of the way in. She was already beginning to feel the pleasure, but once she flicked her fingers against the dial and turned the vibrator on, she suddenly felt so much more. A moan immediately flew out of her lips and she had to cover her mouth to keep herself from making any more noise.

Puzz turned the dial again, and again. Each time she did, she would release her hand from her mouth and let out a heavier “Oh~”. These moans only grew louder as her lower body shuddered intensely.

Trowzer chuckled, enjoying the sounds of Dr. Puzz’s moans. “So, how much would you be willing to pay for something like that?”

“At least a few hundred feathers!” She yelled.

Trowzer’s eyes widened, but then he smiled. “I can work that.”

[yo-snap]

Here's a redesign of Trowzer from Yooka-Laylee! Trowzer is my favorite, but i don't like the base concept for the character, so i threw a couple other ideas in there. Read about it here.

[sjimmie89]

Have you considered...

[merelyafluke]

Yooka-Laylee