#trollfail

[the-most-humble-blog]

I should call you a slur

LOL. Imagine being so spineless you have to ASK PERMISSION before calling someone a slur. What’s stopping you? The fear I’ll clap back and turn your entire existence into content? Which slur were you thinking? Be specific, coward. Because I promise you, I’ve been called worse by better people. And unlike you, those people at least had the balls to say it to my face. But sure, go ahead. Hit me with your best shot. Let’s see if you can come up with something that isn’t the intellectual equivalent of a moist handshake and a limp dick. 🔥 REBLOG if internet tough guys are softer than baby shit. 🔥

💬 COMMENT with the dumbest shit a hater has ever sent you. 🚀 FOLLOW for more weapons-grade roast material.

[caibz]

Anyone else getting these ads? #paranoia #trollfail 😂😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx9-RXZlmvp/?igshid=1krf2d9eswqbg

[bigjimpresents]

#GretaThunberg #AndrewTate #TrollFail

[kmp78]

I remember those 2 Russians. They boasted about being with SL and lied abt being with him together cos he was pictured somewhere else when they claimed to have been at his hotel with him. They were laughed at and they deleted their ig accounts. Notice they are nowhere to be seen on this tour. #fakers #famewhores #liars.

😂😂😂I love a good #TrollFail...Hey is Jo the Scammie "in Russia" right now too? 🤣(http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/147887250529/disclaimer-and-rules)

[contentment-of-cats]

Negging in my inbox?

It doesn't work with sad-ass PUAs, so why do you think that coming at me with that shit from any other direction is going to work? 

FOT.

[contentment-of-cats]

Troll in the dungeon!

So if you see my icon in your inbox with a message that doesn't seem to be something I'd write, or if you see any email address for jolly-dolly at all, it appears one of my trolls is upping the shithead game. Don't click a link, don't go to their Tumblr, don't use that email address. 

[arebeltoday]

This is what it's all about!

Alt-F4, and asking if there's a problem is a huge give away that someone is a troll, so here they are:

Thought of this one randomly; if hipsters are all about being different, we should all dress like them for a day to piss them off

Surfing HFtT, there are a lot of Omegle trolls, so here are my two:

Omlets

Stranger: omegle sounds like omelette You: thats what i was hoping it was! Stranger: what an omelette? Stranger: do you like themm? You: yeah. it looks more like a symbol for energy hellz yeah You: i make a mean one Stranger: mmmmmmm OMELETTE!♥ You: it bit someebody once Stranger: what flavour omelette do you like? Stranger: WOAH an omlette bit someone!? You: like i said. its pretty mean Stranger: woahh!

ASL

Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl You: yes, i do know sign language Stranger: age sex? You: nonono. ive had this argument. asl is american sign language Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[contentment-of-cats]

Oh, really, for shit's sake.

There are honestly times when I lose patience and am sorely tempted to smack a twatlet.