#troll brain rot

[trshpndal]

he cried a river asking for it

OG photo (inspiration):

He probably had it set up in his crib to where it looked out at his brothers so whenever one of them woke up in the middle of the night the first thing they were to see would be Scrooge McDuck smiling at them

[macksartblock]

they hate each other. they've been roommates for thousands of years. they'd kill one another for the opportunity to talk to someone new.

close ups below - back to your regularly scheduled program soon

[completelyalien]

John Dory’s dating history in a nutshell

[sandflakedraws]

slooowly getting better at drawing troll facial proportions 😤

i'm soft about Crimp & Floyd makin music together, lord knows it'd do them both a lot of good

[mynameisballs]

Here’s my headcanons on how old I think they are. I literally have so many ideas for them. I am OBSESSED. I might write a fic tbh

[acidsaladd]

goobers!!!

[id: it is a redraw of the Barbie mugshot meme with Poppy and Branch from dreamwork's trolls. Branch is holding his sign with both hands, a scowl on his face. The sign reads "branch" and below that "L. Flats". Next to him Poppy is holding her sign with one hand while waving with the other. She is smiling wide at the viewer. Her sign reads "queen poppy" and below that "L. Flats"./ end id]

[ycantibemarco]

I can't get this stupid audio out of my head. It sounds like something he would say lol

[reversenecromancerart]

John dory is such a good single dad 🫶

[warning-heckboop]

The fact that Party Crashers are "distant cousins to the bergens", but are exactly troll sized and share some other minor similarities to trolls

Meanwhile we've now seen from Bruce and Brandy that trolls are fully capable of having kids with other species, and that those kids then possess traits of both their troll parent and their non-troll parent

I'm not saying Party Crashers are the result of a troll and bergen forbidden love story.... But I'm also not NOT saying that

[sarilolla]

What if Branch chooses not to drink the potion and instead spends the last moments of his life fondly looking back on the good times he had with his brothers before BroZone had split and dies listening to their songs and holding onto the last family photo that was taken of him and his brothers? After all, these memories would probably be too precious to part with.

Oooo yes (sorry this became almost a ficlet so enjoy!)

Hanahaki Branch au (slight spoilers/alternative ending to not finished fic)

Branch couldn’t make himself drink the potion, and now he was on that stage in the illness were it wouldn’t work anymore either. He loved too much, simply put.

His brothers wouldn’t return, he knew that by now. They weren’t found, despite the best efforts of the people around him, who he knew cared about him. He hated leaving them behind, but life is never merciful. Poppy, who was his rock, perhaps even his soulmate, sat by him as his life slowly faded.

People coming in and out of his bunker, people he trusted. Others were out, desperate to find his brothers. If he could talk to them, tell them he loved them, he could live. They had no other option anymore.

Music played. He had insisted. Poppy, after some persuasion as she didn’t want to worsen his condition, lend him her personal collection of Brozone albums. He only had one he had managed to save. Songs from before he hatched, and some after was there in the background. He wanted to even humm along, but the flowers and vines in his lungs made it nearly impossible to breathe.

Propped up by pillows in his bed, he was weak, terribly weak. But Poppy was by his side, helping him hold a picture taken a long time ago. Four teens and one baby. He loved them. He would die for them.

Passing away meant going from Poppy’s secure and grief filled hug, to grandma’s warm embrace, seeing two other Trolls he never got to meet but loved him just as much.

Brozone didn’t show up until the funeral, all grief stricken and panicked at the news of their baby brother. Be it bounty hunters, tribe leaders, Kismet, Snack Pack, hell even the Bergens had made their way out to find the brothers, all four were brought home just too late.

Poppy couldn’t bring herself to look at them.

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That became a ficlet, and as an alternative ending it will eventually be expanded with more pain >:)

[pinkpasgetti]

Broppy fankid

My brain is rotting.

[disastrousduckss]

Dad!Ablaze scene I wanted to write out before I forget

Ablaze wakes up to Branch crying, he quickly jumps up from the chair, turning on the light and rushing to Branch. He gently shakes the small trolling.

"Branch, sweetie. Wake up Branch." Branch does wake up, but his eyes are in a panic, looking everywhere, his breathing irregular. Ablaze carefully lifts him up so he was in his lap. Branch gripped Ablazes arm, digging his nails into his skin. Ablaze starts to gently rock him. It took awhile but he soon felt Branch's grip loosen as he heard Branch's breathing slow.

"Branch, did you have a nightmare?" He felt his small head nod, not wanting to show his face. Ablaze rubs his back, his rocking slowed down. "Did you want some water?" Branch shakes his head. "Sweetie, is there anything I could do?" Branch looks up him, his eyes red and puffy.

"Could you sing?" Ablaze was taken aback. Branch didn't really like to or hear singing. He wasn't sure if that was such a good idea, he didn't want to trigger anything in his kid. "Are you sure?" Branch nods, cuddling into Ablazes chest. He smiles, his fingers going through Branch's hair. "Alright, I have one." He hums for a bit, letting Branch calm a little more before he started.

"Now hush, little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright"

He leaned back against the headboard, Branch's head rested on his chest.

"Stiffen that upper lip up, little B, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya through the night"

He tighten his grip, making sure Branch knew he meant it.

"I know Mama's not here right now and we don't know why"

He knew, they both knew. Branch's grandma was eaten by a Bergen.

"We fell how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise mama's gonna be alright

And if you ask me to, Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird

Imma give you the world

Imma buy a diamond ring for you, Imma sing for you

I'll do anything for you to see you smile"

He got up, lifting Branch's head in his hands, wiping away the stray tears with his thumbs, he smiled.

"And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine

Imma break that birdie's neck

I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya

And make him eat every carat, don't fuck with dad"

Branch giggled at the last part, it was the only time he would swear infront of him. He held Branch tighter.

"I'm sorry for having another nightmare." Ablaze rubbed circles on his back, "That's not your fault, it happens, you've been through so much." He felt Branch wiggle out of his grip. He let go so Branch could look at him. "Please.... don't leave." Ablaze sighs, his heart breaking as he cupped his cheeks. "Never, I said I was gonna take care of you, and I promised to never leave you. You're stuck with me now kid." He tickled Branch at the last part, earning a small giggle in return. He felt Branch cuddle back up to his chest and yawn. Ablaze got comfortable in his bed, stacking the two pillows so he was levitated a bit.

"Night Branch."

"Night....da..." His heart almost broke, after two months of raising Branch after he found him that day, one month and a half ever since they escaped, Branch called him "dad". He wrapped his arms around.....his son. He smiled as he pressed a small kiss to his forehead, he felt his eyes grow heavier, soon he let the sleep consume him.

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Yea I changed the lyrics a bit :P

Hope you guys liked it!^^

[ottersdontdance]

me wearing a ponytail: wow just like Velvet

[mynameisballs]

I made them a dad and I don’t have a name for him yet (if anyone has any ideas tell me). I might change his outfit idk yet. I like to think he wanted to be a famous singer and wasn’t super present in the boys life because of it. John Dory wanted to be a musician like him and make him proud, which is why he started Brozone. I’m adding Daddy issues to the Brozone lore.

[verdantglow]

Fuck it, time to be loudly cringe & find my 30 weirdos.

Trafficstuck AU

Because even 12 years after starting Homestuck, I still found myself in bed one night, trying to sleep, but unable to because all I could think about was Griann <> Gudtym Wiscar.

(I’ve got so much figured out for this AU that I don’t know how to share. Please send me asks about your fave/anything you’re curious about so that I can have some direction for this lore vomit!)