#triple birth

[boytumms]

guy with a size kink gets knocked up by a size shifter. all through his pregnancy, his baby has growth and shrinking spurts the way other babies would kick. it's disorienting and painful. one minute he'll be fine, then his baby will knock him on his ass by deciding to grow as big as a foal, then his bump disappears when the baby shrinks to the size of a peanut. he has no predictability for any of this, and it's made his pregnancy a confusing nightmare. he didn't know this would happen, the dad didn't warn him, and he had to furiously look up sizeshifter pregnancy after an embarrassing growth spurt in the grocery store his first trimester, when baby decided to make him look ready to pop and tore apart his favorite shirt. clothes have been out of the question for months now. his belly skin is so red and stretched out and agitated with the constant inflation and deflation, the baby just getting more active near the end of the pregnancy. he worries about the birth. what if his baby has a growth spurt that makes it impossible to push out? or godforbid, one while he's actively crowning?

Having the baby shift sizes while he's giving birth would be so good, it keeps growing and shrinking rapidly while he's trying to push it out, making his labor so much longer and more painful than normal.

It's constantly changing shape, stretching him wider than his body was ever meant to stretch and getting stuck when it shifts into something huge. He screams and cries, thrashing in pain as he bucks his hips wildly in an attempt to dislodge the massive head, trembling under his towering belly and begging his baby to shrink before it breaks him. When it finally does shrink, he pushes frantically, not even waiting for contractions because he desperately needs to make as much progress as he can while the baby is small enough to be pushed out.

His labor drags on for hours, constantly bouncing back between non stop pushing when it's small and feeling like its about to split him in half and getting stuck when it's too big. He never knows how long each phase will be, he could have only minutes to push and hours of torture stretching around a creature with the head the size of a watermelon, or vice versa. His labor could last days if the baby decides to shift too big too much, leaving him exhausted and barely conscious by the time he manages to get it out.

He feels it slip out with one last push and collapses back in relief, thinking he's finally done, but suddenly his tummy jumps up, swelling right back up until he's even bigger than he started. He screams in pain, watching his belly in horror as it squirms and bounces with movement. It turns out that because shape shifting babies are always changing and shifting sizes, it's nearly impossible to figure out how many there really are. What he though was one baby constantly shrinking and growing could have actually been twins, triplets, or more.

After hours and hours of giving birth to just one baby, he realizes he has to do it all over again, and without knowing how many babies he's actually carrying, he may have to push out many more after that...

[catfindr]

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep - Commands - Victory Pose

[vampmilf]

german bureaucracy is proof that true evil does exist

[q-soc-official]

Girl. Girl! How do u expect me to be able to answer the who I ship u with poll if u don't provide me with your birth chart~ like how am I supposed to know if you'd get along with your friends dad, or macron, or jedward, etc etc

Ooof sorry girl youre so right!

Pisces Sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising!

Do you (or any astrological people) have any insight for my love life? I wish I knew how to read charts!

[juno-infernal]

it is almost time for JUNE PORMS

that’s a typo but im keeping it

soon there will be june porms. perhaps june quortes as well

[gctchell]

"If you need to be mean, be mean to me." is a lyric that has vibes with Lilith & Lucifer versus Heaven during the Pre-Fall years, I swear.

[leaveherwildliketheflowers]

Cons of a cesarean section:

1. Incision pain is no joke folks. Last night it felt like someone was trying to rip me open from the inside out every time I moved. It was worse than some of the contraction pain.

2. It's definitely going to take longer for me to get back into my pre-pregnanacy exercise regime.

3. I made it 9 months without stretch marks to get an incision scar across my entire lower abdomen 🙃

4. I am now 2 for 2 having birth/labor complications. I'm a little concerned about what this means for future pregnancies. I was told that I should be able to have a VBAC in the future but that doesn't bring a lot of comfort if I'm being honest.

Pros of a cesarean section:

1. We got my baby out safely when things were getting dire. She is healthy and that's all that matters.

2. The first postpartum poop is all relief and no pain (at least for me).

3. I get 2 extra weeks of leave off work taking my total to 18 weeks.

4. My vagina doesn't hurt at all. All of the damage was to my belly. I'm hoping that makes postpartum sex less triggering.

5. I get a battle scar as a permanent reminder of how brave I was for my daughter.

6. Longer hospital stay means longer lactation support.

The point of this exercise is to remind myself that despite my pain and anxiety around future pregnancies, the pros easily outweigh the cons here.

[ratmans-notebooks]

i wish i could participate in my culture without feeling like a big stupid idiot

[best-kirby-character-tournament]

Round 2B Wave 1:

Void (Kirby Star Allies) vs Taranza (Kirby: Triple Deluxe)

Themes:

Void

Taranza

The winner moves on to the next round!

[13thwitch]

delighted to learn that rowan x lestat is just triple scorpio 4 triple scorpio

[interkosmos]

Name: Jeong Hyerin / 정혜린 Born: April 12, 2007 Birthplace: Daegu, South Korea Group: Triple S Labels: MODHAUS

Positions of Planets Sun 21°50' Aries Moon 8°45' Aquarius Mercury 1°54' Aries Venus 0°02' Gemini Mars 4°25' Pisces Jupiter 19°43' Я Sagittarius Saturn 18°13' Я Leo Uranus 16°44' Pisces Neptune 21°32' Aquarius Pluto 28°56' Я Sagittarius Chiron 14°51' Aquarius Juno 19°21' Я Libra Node 15°35' Pisces

List of Aspects Moon Opposite Saturn Orb 9°27' Mercury Square Pluto Orb 2°58' Venus Square Mars Orb 4°22' Sun Trine Jupiter Orb 2°06' Sun Trine Saturn Orb 3°37' Sun Trine Pluto Orb 7°05' Sun Sextile Neptune Orb 0°17' Mercury Sextile Venus Orb 1°51' Mars Sextile Pluto Orb 5°29'

For Rectification Purposes Secondary Progressions: Position of the Moon and Pluto on October 28th, 2022 Moon: Virgo 15° 21’ SA Pluto: Capricorn 14° 07’

Rising Sign Options: Virgo - Leo - Sagittarius - Pisces - Gemini

Rising Degree Options: Around 14° or 28°

[thiccest-witch]

okay i'm definitely on my winter two week hormone cycle. i'm not even sure how you feed a girl with my appetite on my budget??? i literally eat faster than i can cook.

[pink4valentine]

i listened to the triples album and its their absolute best album no question but i gotta be honest there is nothing seperating triple s with artms musically like all of their songs are so interchangeable between both groups and its all good music so it doesnt matter but its hard to rly seperate the two bc if u like artms' music then u automatically like triples' music as well and vice versa

[triple-starsss]

Idk if theres anything abt her yet, but—is cream in this AU?

Yes!!! Cream and Vanilla are both included in Triple☆S!!

I'm planning to do their refs next after Amy and Blaze but to give a quick rundown - they own a bakery and Silver worked for them before joining the band, Vanilla cares for him almost like he were her son :]]

[huxleyfamilyvalues]

I want whatever Pyrs Gruffudd was smoking when he actually made it sound like Julian was doing anything at the London Zoo (he wasn't and what he did when he showed up for work actually made it worse) while also somehow neglecting to mention anything to do with how much Julian was obsessed with eugenics.

This being said "Biological cultivation" remains probably the best text I read for this project.