#tried to write without pippa body doubling and ended up googling the lore of placid plastic duck simulator

[neuerswaist]

the cat yells at me to make him dinner -> i go make cat dinner -> halfway through i realise i should probably take the trash out -> i leave the cat dinner on the counter to take out the trash -> i realise i might as well clean the litterbox before taking out the trash -> oh no, now i gotta vacuum as well -> might as well pick up the cardboard pieces my cat has decorated my living room with -> might as well -> my cat yells at me because of dinner -> i still haven't taken the trash out