#tree and theo AND BATMAN in a flatshare

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Attn americans please take a 27 second break from the despair to watch batman have his cheek stroked. Repeat as necessary. (Non americans also welcome)

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Batman is so fucking suspicious at all times. I just gave him a lil bit of tuna as a festive treat and after merrily inhaling it I could SEE the cogs start whirring in his little brain - I don't normally get tuna, this isn't the usual food time, this must be a trap!! He was seconds away from legging it to safety under my bed before I calmed him down with a gentle scritch

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Me: oh if only I had a massive, compact astronomical object so dense that its gravity prevents anything from escaping

The inimitable black hole:

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday!!: spring morning sunny windowsill edition

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Not to post two cat pics within hours of each other but last night I dreamt I found out that batman had previously been a human guy who was an alt right well actually incel arsehole who'd been turned into a cat for some reason, and people were trying to cancel him whilst I was just like BUT LOOK AT HIM HE'S A BABY

And whilst recollecting this now I have realised this is basically the plot of Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch isn't it

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the most tragic thing about batman is that if he could only let go of his wariness I KNOW he would absolutely love getting scooped up and cradled like a baby with his paws in the air, but he will never allow it

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fanart

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Batman's three greatest (non-food) passions in life are 1) pouncing on crinkly paper, 2) licking string and 3) sticking his paws under cardboard and/or the nice soft bed he does not use for sleeping, only for wrestling

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday: my phone's camera can't even come close to capturing how cute he is rn edition

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not to post two cat pics in one day but here's a gentleman enjoying his chin scratch so much he trapped my hand there

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who's ready for uhh resplendent creature saturday?, I'm sorry just look at him

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday!!!

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WHOMST is ready for decadent beast sunday

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday: we are holding hands edition

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday: how do you even have bedhead you're a domestic shorthair edition

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pov it's your day off and you're staring soulfully at my cat