#tree and theo AND BATMAN in a flatshare

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Attn americans please take a 27 second break from the despair to watch batman have his cheek stroked. Repeat as necessary. (Non americans also welcome)

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Batman is so fucking suspicious at all times. I just gave him a lil bit of tuna as a festive treat and after merrily inhaling it I could SEE the cogs start whirring in his little brain - I don't normally get tuna, this isn't the usual food time, this must be a trap!! He was seconds away from legging it to safety under my bed before I calmed him down with a gentle scritch

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Not to post two cat pics within hours of each other but last night I dreamt I found out that batman had previously been a human guy who was an alt right well actually incel arsehole who'd been turned into a cat for some reason, and people were trying to cancel him whilst I was just like BUT LOOK AT HIM HE'S A BABY

And whilst recollecting this now I have realised this is basically the plot of Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch isn't it

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Batman's three greatest (non-food) passions in life are 1) pouncing on crinkly paper, 2) licking string and 3) sticking his paws under cardboard and/or the nice soft bed he does not use for sleeping, only for wrestling

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WHOMST is ready for decadent beast sunday

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday!!

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday: my phone's camera can't even come close to capturing how cute he is rn edition

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday 2025!!!

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Batman really likes it when I rest my whole entire face on him, to the extent that he'll turn around and stare at me if I lift my head up

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Who's ready for decadent beast sunday

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Oh to be as comfy as a cat who's claimed ownership of a whole giant footrest

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NOTHING beats hearing the distinctive sound of your flatmate's bedroom door opening immediately followed by the equally distinctive sound of your cat's collar jangling whilst he beats a hasty retreat and being struck with the sudden shining light of understanding that he had been accidentally trapped in her room for a couple of hours whilst she was on a work call

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ask not for whom decadent beast sunday is ready; it readies for thee

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Pictured: the wool blanket I'm knitting for Batman whilst he sits on one of his many extant wool blankets

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who's ready for decadent beast sunday!!!