#traveller my potions are too strong for you kaiba. fuck your childrens card game tournament from hell my city is dying because of you
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we have to defend troy from the greeks at the end times again. troy in upstate new york. achilles is coming for the hudson valley and i need the greeks to fucking relax with the imperialist bullshit
#hector needs to go outside the walls and just talk WHY ARE WE DOING THIS ACHILLES YOU JERK#WHY DO WE SUPPORT OUR GENERALS? WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF THIS? PERSONALLY? YOU? THAT ASSHOLE?#achilles you bozo whats the problem with troy?? why are you and your friends at my gates like this bro#your princess is in another castle mr mario... try asking odysseus to have another adventure and maybe youll be ready for my potions#traveller my potions are too strong for you kaiba. fuck your childrens card game tournament from hell my city is dying because of you#come back after youve learned your lesson. dont kill me. dont send the horse. you dont know the horse? wasnt it your idea?#ask him to talk to the mermaids for me i need a wife already#come back with the sequel spoilers and a different horse and maybe it was you all along santa claus
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