#trashy cult bf

[garykingz]

[luv4divineruler]

soft(ish)!kai anderson x fem!reader

MOVED TO @spectr3inl0ve

synopsis: after a day at the beach with friends u greet kai in the basement, and kiss his cheek, lipstick smudging. however, when u reach into ur bag for a makeup wipe to clean his face, he stops u.

authors note: supposed to be quick but oh well! also if u have any ideas for me please send an ask :))

contains ⚠️: soft kai?

"bye Y/N!" one of your friend calls to you from their shiny red car as you walk up kais driveway. "bye! i had so much fun with you guys!" you call back, smiling as you wave. searching for the copy of the key to the front door that kai had given you, you hear your friends drive away, music leaking out of the open windows. smiling to yourself at the thought of seeing your boyfriend, you unlock the door and head inside, quietly closing the door behind you; kai didnt like loud noises disturbing him while he worked.

after putting your used beach towel in the laundry basket, still in your bikini and shorts and clutching your large handbag (courtesy of kai), you silently make your way down to the basement. as you opened the door kais rapid typing came to a halt, his head turning to see who it was. his mouth was set in a hard line, eyebrows furrowed, but when he realised it was you, his expression softened. he turned back to his laptop, the assault on his keyboard returning. when he didnt tell you to leave, you walked up to him, placing your handbag onto the table where he sat. it was also the very same table he held his pinky power sessions. "hey kai," you greet warmly, smiling. his eyes averted to your arms and shoulders, taking in your sunburnt shoulder blades (sorry if u dont get sunburnt). "hi Lamb, you should be more careful in the sun." he said, his voice monotonous. frowning, you say, "I'm fine, Kai, really." leaning in to kiss his cheek.

he tried his best to hide it, but you still felt the ghost of a smile pull at his lips. you drew back, and admire the stain that your lipstick (whatever colour you choose) left. pleased, you put one hand on the back of his neck, the other cupping his chin. you leaned in to repeatedly kiss his cheek, covering a different spot each time. kai hadnt stopped typing away at his keyboard but, he didnt tell you to stop either. once you were satisfied with the art you made on the side of his face, you pulled away though your hands remained. your boyfriend looked at you curiously, failing to determine what you were trying to do. you hesitated, before giving him a quick, soft kiss on his pretty lips.

kai had stopped working, his full attention on you. the kisses on his cheek had used up all most of your lipstick, leaving nothing but a faint shine on his mouth. you reached into your bag for a makeup wipe. as you searched your bag, kais hand flew to the wrist that rummaged through it. confused, you quickly looked to him, waiting for him to say something. he simply shook his head, murmuring something. "what was that, kai?" you said softly, your hands dropping to your sides. “i said i love you.” he repeated, more firmly. surprised, you blushed and fought back a smile as you said, “i love you too.”.

“i know, Angel.” was all he said as his gaze returned to his too-bright screen, and resumed tapping away at his keyboard.

taglist (dm or comment to be added):

[miaaxjb]

my fav sibling duo (kai chokes his sister to death 😘)

[garykingz]

I would've brought his shit dad back to life just to kill him again xox

Kai didn't deserve to have to go through that during this early college years. Especially then and what he was learning. It was so messed up

[doublegoblin]

9 people questions!

I'm back on my shit about actually getting to tag games again! So sorry for the delay, I have had other things on my plate but gosh darn it we're so back!

Big McThankies for the tag @mysticstarlightduck (so sorry this took me like a month or so to get too lmao)

Last Song: Devil Trigger, the RichardDB version from youtube.

Favorite Color: RED! Pretty much any shade or saturation but I'm very partial to ones closest to sanguine or scarlet. Love me a nice rich and full red.

Last movie/TV show:

So I feel like I'm going to be judged but; 100 Girlfriends who really(x5) like you! But yo, seriously, this show is actually like kinda legit good? Like it is still trashy because it is a harem anime but the protag is so fuckin sweet and nice and you actually feel like he can pull this off! If you don't know what I mean go watch the Mother'sBasement video about it. Bro I and the bf were legit crying like 2-3 eps in!

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Depends on the mood and the state of mind I am in (sober or not lol). I'm a fiend for sweets 9/10, like it's so bad we can't really keep that stuff in the house or I will consume an entire bag of candy in a day. We temper this with having fruit frozen and ready to access.

Though I do fuck with a rich savory dish every once in a while. Love me a really dark and rich fried rice.

Relationship status: Long term partner, like going on I want to say like 9-10 years now? There is more to this but A. That isn't something I'm super willing to share and B. Might give off the wrong vibes lol

Last thing I Googled: It was some kind of definition or concept that I was pretty sure I understood but wasn't 100% sure (Just writer things lol)

Current obsession: Voice recording in general, people like it and I like making people happy with things I make lol. Other than that, Voices of the Void for sure, in part editing the videos I keep posting ( I want to put everything out there RIGHT NOW but I need to be patient). Then any videogame I hyper focus on, which next Tuesday I'm sure will be Cult of the Lamb (Sins of the flesh HYPE)

Once again I am so sorry this took me so long to get back to! But now onto the tagging of folks (gently of course)

@asterhaze @gummybugg @garthcelyn @transscrina(if you don't want to be tagged in stuff lemme know) @lola-theshowgrl @jezifster @angie-j-kay @stanrendipity @tisiphonewolfe

[garykingz]

SHITHEAD !!! UR ICKY GROSS I LUV U SO DEARLY !!!

[garykingz]

Perhaps it's unfortunate that Kai fucking Anderson is one of those characters that I'm gonna be horny for forever but whatever. I understand my morals are low in that sense but holy shit

[garykingz]

EVERYONES WORST FAV BLUE THING

[garykingz]

Brown long haired Kai 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💞💞💞💞💞💞💞☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[garykingz]

[garykingz]

[garykingz]

Deal with Ur problems the Kai Anderson way. Kill them

[garykingz]

U can't watch ahs cult and be like "These people are stupid, why are they just doin whatever Kai asks of them" and it's like. have u seen him. have u heard him. Come on now

[garykingz]

Kai Anderson is just the Ken who never got over luving the patriarchy

[garykingz]

[garykingz]

Kai's murder outfit gives him sweater paws btw. if anyone cares

:3c