#training rescue

[yooo-lets-go]

Elias Walker father of the year

[slushyseals]

How to do interior decorating

Seals go on counter, next to the bread

The bread loaf helps them feel at home

Seal can be placed on the floor from time to time just to spice things up

Be sure to charge seal's batteries regularly so they do not power down unexpectedly

To change seal use the release switch under the upper right flipper to expose the charging port

With proper maintenance and care you too can have a fine kitchen seal that brings great aesthetic and fun to your home

[megamindsupremacy]

So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

[inc-immigrationnewscanada]

‘Full meal deal’: B.C. search-and-rescue training flight saves hypothermic men, dog

A military search-and-rescue trainee found himself getting the “full meal deal” when his helicopter was tasked to rescue two men and a dog from B.C.’s South Coast on Thursday. The rescue happened around 3 p.m., after an 87-year-old man and his son found themselves in frigid waters when their boat capsized around Quarry Bay near Texada Island. Read more: Military helicopter helps rescue badly…

[4gifs]

A crowd pushes a train to rescue a man

[elshe]

✨“Can we keep them?!”✨

Except Hiccup and Astrid are the ones who would ask to keep them lol

Maybe just Hiccup actually.

idk these two kiddies are sooo cute. I love them.

[vaguelyaperson]

One of my favorite tropes in bkdk plays into the fact that Izuku is, first and foremost, a goddamn otaku.

And this isn't focused on his nerding out over any and all Dynamight merchandise (though that is part of it), but that Izuku is a socially awkward clueless MESS who inwardly cheered the first time he spoke to a girl on the phone.

Izuku has no clue what he's doing when it comes to romance. He's gonna stutter and fumble over everything. He's going to miss so many cues. He's gonna be panicking at 2am to Kaminari and Kirishima, over whether or not Kacchan would appreciate a bouquet of flowers. He's going to end up giving Kacchan a lego bouquet instead. He's gonna feel like a perv anytime his thoughts turn anywhere slightly indecent towards Kacchan. He'll be even more enthralled by Kacchan than ever before. He's going to think a Matrix movie marathon counts as a date (to his luck, with Kacchan, it will.) He's going to inadvertently do the most heart-felt, romantic, suave things when he's not even trying.

Look. Basically he is just going to be like every graceless but well-intentioned nerdy boy in his first relationship. And to his saving grace, he'll be dating a boy just as socially awkward as him - but in a different flavor.

[cc1010fox]

Fox, whispering: Wolffe! Wolffe! Wolffe, turning to look worriedly: Fox? What is it? Fox, whispering: Come with me. Wolffe, after seeing the tiny arachnid on Fox's bunk: Stand back. This might get messy. Fox: Be careful... Wolffe, smacking the spider repeatedly with his datapad: NO ONE TRIES TO HURT MY VOD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! Wolffe, smiling as he turns around: You're safe now, Fox. Fox, glowering because he's now surrounded by his amused vode: Thanks...

[cprgiii]

cpr on a sex doll

[f-angy77]

Happy New Year 2025

We are finally in the year of the live-action Httyd, here is a small timeline of the important events of these years in the format of the Furies protagonists (and some similar extras).

[b4kuch1n]

pre-marination doobles. dont ask me questions

[mossbed-roots]

Fuck you *warriorcats your submas*

[halflifebutawesome]

I'm not articulate in the slightest but like. Something something the first and last time you ever canonically see Barney Calhoun is when you're departing on a train or tram.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I understand why most people don't know these things but I do feel like it should be standard to teach everyone, no matter where they live, the basics of how to drive in snowy/icy conditions

[clobertina]

WIP

Remember that old piece I made? Trying to redraw this dragon (The Relentless Rainbowhorn) into looking like it’s actually a part of the Httyd universe? Well, I’m trying again lol.

I am MUCH more lenient with Rescue Riders compared to 9 Realms. Simply because the creator confirmed it isn’t canon.

That said, almost none of the dragons in that show look like they are a part of the httyd world. They heavily lack certain details and design choices found in httyd and as a result they just look very out of place.

For example, did you notice that a huge majority of the dragons in httyd universe have their eyes near the front (very close to their noses) as their jaws continue past them towards the back like actual lizards? Even Toothless, the main dragon of the franchise, has this design detail! It’s kinda hard to explain in words… so here’s some visuals of what I mean!

Eyes are near the front almost next to their noses, while their jaws continue past them to the back.

Of course not all dragons a part of the httyd universe has this design similarity (like with Monsterous Nightmares and Gronckles for example). But it was something I wanted to point out and could probably help explain why the Rescue Rider designs look so strange, at least to me anyway lol.

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Ghostcrow & Palasaki (The Old Guard AU: Chapter 2)

Light breaks into the windowless room. Esther doesn’t care about keeping the lights on for him, so he spends any time that lab techs or her aren’t in the room in complete darkness, the only light the gleam of the bottom of the fridge that holds his organs.

The door shouldn’t be opening. Light shouldn’t be breaking across not a white lab coat, but white hair, half an ocean away from its home.

Monty should not be seeing Niko Sasaki here, a cleaver gleaming in hand.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Monty hisses. “You were supposed to escape with them, they were supposed to keep you safe-”

“They did,” Niko says, and her smile is bright and gentle as the moon. “And now we're all here to find you.” 

-aletterinthenameofsanity, no grave could hold my body down (crawl home to them)

In my mind, there are memories everywhere of you and me together

I thought it would last forever

There was a time, oh, there was a time

I lost you, thought I had you but you were never really mine

So I'm crying, yeah, I'm dying, you're not next to me tonight

If I could get that close, oh, heaven only knows

I wouldn't be blue over you

-Mason Ramsey, Blue Over You

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