#trainee officer

[peachblossomdrama]

[cathotradi2]

Boys respectfully listen to their boss when starting their traineeship

[heretherebedork]

They are flirting by printing. This is the cutest office romance thing I've ever seen in my entire life. This should be illegal. @absolutebl Adult office flirting, almost as good as when the chefs write their love onto served meals.

The cutest boys in all the world. Too cute for words. I don't even know. I love unconventional flirting. A+. Just the best and cutest boys. Even if they are idiots for putting that all back into the reuse bin.

[simply-ellas-stuff]

A random sad teen wolf headcanon that I've thought about a lot is the idea that the teen girl that the Sheriff was with the night Claudia died was actually with Agent Rafael McCall.

Idk why, maybe it's inspired by a series of other peoples posts, but I've had the thought that Agent McCall was cheating or tried to cheat on Melissa the night he hurt Scott and that's what they were arguing about that night when Scott came out of his room.

so maybe one night he was at a diner or a club or something with a bar and he manages to flirt his way into a conversation with a girl whose eighteen maybe nineteen and he says "Fuck it" but she doesn't have a license yet (maybe she was scared to learn? maybe her parents didn't want to let her until she was eighteen?) so he drives.

But he's drunk. And he loses control of the car.

He manages to stumble away from the accident, tearing up his hands on the glass from the window shattering as it flipped upside down from hitting another car, and flags down a car, where he asks for them to call for 911. Maybe then, he happened to stumble off into the woods so he wouldn't get in trouble for drunk driving - I mean, he's a new FBI recruit, he can't risk his job for a stupid accident... can he?

But then Stilinski shows up, deputy at the time and all, and he sees this girl... and he thinks he recognizes the car, but... that's not possible... is it?

Then she asks where he is. She says his name. She says his full name and Stilinski promises to find him, make sure he's okay. When she realizes she's going to die, when this feeling comes over her and she warns Stilinski, she means it. She wants him to go. She wants him to go to his wife.

But Stilinski doesn't listen. And she dies. And it's in the news the next morning.

Stilinski gets confirmation when he sees Melissa the next morning. He had just finished filling out the necessary paperwork to have Claudia sent to where she'd be taken care of the funeral when Melissa comes out of Scott's hospital room.

Melissa tells him that Raf shoved Scott down the stairs the night before, came home pissed drunk and was rambling about a car accident and a girl and wasn't making any sense and Scott came out of his room and Raf grabbed him and then all of a sudden Scott was rolling down the stairs and his head hit the ground so hard it dented the floor. Scott and Melissa have been in the hospital all night because they want to make sure he doesn't have too bad of a concussion.

Stilinski tells her that a girl died in a car wreck last night asking for Raf. Melissa hangs her head and nods. That's when she asks the Sheriff what paperwork he's filling out.

And that was the single worst night of Noah Stilinski and Melissa McCall's lives.

I've always though it would explain why Stilinski and McCall dislike each other the way they do. The kind of dislike, hatred, and the way they talk too and about each other makes it seem more layered. That they'd been friends, that they'd maybe been best friends and then this all happened and Stilinski knows the Full truth of everything that happened that night and McCall hates that he's got that kind of information on him. But also McCall has his own guilt - the death of a young girl and missing one of his best friends last moments and making another of his best friends miss the last moments of his wife.

It would also explain the absolute projection-filled judgement McCall has about Stilinski's drinking habit. He knows how bad it could get, he knows the kind of shit he regrets. But he also feels guilt for it, because he was the reason Stilinski didn't get to say goodbye. So he's cocky and arrogant and rude about it to Stiles, not really realizing that Stiles also knows the full truth of what happened that night. Because, like always, Stiles hears everything. Thats why Stiles cracks the dig about field sobriety tests - which usually happens when someone gets pulled over for suspected drinking and driving, but of course he had to add his own little F and U twist to it.

[raceweek]

i have got to stop gasping when i receive emails about my career whilst at work

[chqnified]

I need my own documentary. I'm so fucking entertaining. And not even on purpose.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

you apply for several jobs on seek (my preferred job site), indeed or jora. a couple get back to you and say "please do our preemptive psych (aptitude) tests/chat bot/fun games assessment/s with an online video interview (within the next 48hrs).... so that we can assess your viability for this role."

you do the bs chatbot/psych test/automated video interview etc etc. some of these give you an instant response after doing them, which you kinda like.... but also really absolutely hate. every test result you get back basically tells you that you're a walking contradiction: you LOVE to dominate conversations, which means your co-workers are somehow terrified of you. so please learn to PIPE FUCK DOWN, LISTEN AND TAKE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS/FEEDBACK etc (which you do anyway). however, you are also EXTREMELY SHY and goal-oriented.... which means your productivity is moderately ok, but doing just a bit more will make you a go-getter.... but uh. have we told you that your coworkers and clients will NEVER get to know you deeply?? so, learn to speak up and make friends in the workplace and also have good client relationships 😊!

wait! wait! we're not done tearing you limb from limb yet!!! have you considered that your productivity is actually awful because you're so easily distracted and don't like routine??? have you considered that this lack of attention can ruin your KPI achievement targets.... and single-handedly utterly destroy the performance efforts of the ENTIRE team and company???? we suggest focusing on streamlining your workflow and productivity habits.... and totally NEVER getting distracted EVER, so YOU make US money and not the other way round 😤😡. also, maybe apply for something that involves a whole load of rules and stable methods (bc we conversely think you're also a very stable and consistent person emotionally), not an ever changing admin position!!! (BTW: we'll never tell you that these "rule loving" jobs include anywhere between $10,000 of study (at the very least for tafe) to $30,000+ for a degree (at the most) or SEVERAL years of work experience.... which you very obviously don't have for even a junior position, let alone a middle management or senior position).

hey, we're nearly done! we swear 😰! don't leave yet... if you're still breathing that is 😅😂!!! isn't this so much fun 🙃?!! congrats on being able to analyse the complex relationships in teamwork environments... if only you could collaborate- which you do well, actually, because you're super laid-back (everyone wants someone like you on their team 💞..... just not us though lol 😋) - and LEAD, maybe???? but also DON'T be a leader, and try to really achieve "above and beyond" (despite what we said in the job description).... because we don't want you thinking that you're actually able to do anything of meaning to you... and that you can really achieve your said big goals, with us in tow 🙃. finally, NEVER be laid-back in the work environment. we construe this as being lackadaisical (which is a BIG, intelligent word for L A Z Y, if you didn't already know that 🤓! also.... are you a young millennial or gen z??? hehehe! we've got you all figured out 😎) which means you'll NEVER do YOUR work to OUR fake desired standard/s anyway 🙃.

PHEW! that was a lot! thanks! have a wonderful day. now GO FUCK YOURSELF 😊' [one more teenie tiny thing: please give us feedback on this reading! how did we do??? 😊]

you then read these bullshit results to a family member. they are HORRIFIED at the utter lack of respect, transparency, care, trust, integrity and human interaction in the hiring processes of the modern job market, mostly for the office admin and retail jobs that you've been applying for. when ironically, all of those attributes you just listed above (and sometimes more) are the so-called values/mission/goals of EVERY firm/business etc that you've applied for.

the downright rudeness and callousness of being absolutely torn to shreds by a shitty little bot; for a big retail chain's christmas casual position, that they use to save time to cut in-person interview times.... all to be told that that's why you'll never be a check-out chick for 3 months over christmas.... is fucking awful and deflating. (although, not that it matters. you didn't really want it anyway. you tell yourself). being told that you won't/can't sit on a computer and phone, using word, excel and the business's CRM all day.... doing admin for what feels the 10 billionth fuckin local office or government dept/council job, or other fucking small local places that you've applied for.... all bc "you have big dreams" or "you love to talk. but not at your job" or whatever other condescending, demotivating and backhanded bullshit that they've said in these test results... is humiliating, depressing and undermining as all fuck.

all bc you selected the wrong answers in a "fun mini-game" about how to reply to work colleagues in the company chat program, whatever that may be. or all the other shitty psych/aptitude test mini games that i played for big firms for uni grad programs back in uni in 2017. or, you've selected the wrong answers in a more ~traditional~ psych/aptitude test for a local educational institution like a uni or a technical/trade college.

it makes you question what the actual goddamned fuck the HR people actually want. what the actual fuck the bot is trained to snuff out and highlight and gush all over in someone's resume, interview and test answers, like a big corporate cum stain. are they really as "fair", "consistent" and "equitable" or whatever the fuck else benevolent words companies use to describe them??? are they ethical??? am i going insane??? would it be healthier for me just to jump off a cliff into the ocean filled with blood hungry cartoon sharks circling below??? would it be better to [enter, pursued by a bear] when i FINALLY get another interview.... if i EVER get another one; just to serve justice???? if it's a dog eat dog world, why don't i just become a golden retriever that just wants to eat treats and make dog and human friends on the daily??? if the world has gone to the dogs or the bears or sharks; wouldn't it just be fucking nice to bring one along with you, to make a point????

it's utter shit out here, lads [gender neutral]. we're all fucking tired and dead inside. it's why "no one wants to work anymore", as the piss-baby weak employers LOVE to bitch and moan. but: why work when you're disrespected from the fucking outset??? why work when you realise that you'll NEVER have the upper hand in any-fucking-thing??? why work when you're ignored constantly or even ghosted by employers??? the questions go on and on and on. "stop being deafeatist!" or whatever other word/phrase i can hear the "no one wants to work anymore!"crowd shout. no. im tired. we're tired. we're motherfucking done.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

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[inseparabiles]

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[peachblossomdrama]

Brokenhearted Tae x the Art Department Bonus:

[cathotradi2]

During a traineeship, properly dressed boys listen carefully to their boss

[watercolor-wings]

Sent an email up to the big big boss just now and spent a good 10 minutes googling whether "myself and Eric's presentation", "Eric and I's presentation", or "my and Eric's presentation" was the most grammatically correct

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