#tr:gossip

[tribunehq]

did anyone else see that the daily prophet announced the engagement of alister rosier's father and pansy parkinson's mother today?

dear reader,

well, well. it didn't take very long at all for pansy's mother to move on, did it? those purebloods sure are quick to secure their rights to uphold that 'supremacy' they hold so dear. at least we can be proud to report that our newly betrothed are flora carrow and cormac mclaggen and not slytherin's own soon-to-be step siblings.

[tribunehq]

aurelius is a clusterfuck i can't keep up with who's fucking who :(

dear reader,

you can't really blame them, it's getting quite chilly out there, innit? everyone's looking for someone to keep their bed warm, but enough about who is fucking who, how about who should be fucking who? we'd love to hear your thoughts.