#towelboy

[goofgoofgal]

Thinking about how Mr. I'll-do-anything-to-win Uppercrust III lost the games to Max and instead of throwing a tantrum about it, dude immediately went to congratulate Max. He was so ready to be the towelboy, he was actually disappointed the bet was off lol

Also, this screenshot got me

[venusasnb]

a towelboy in ancient times or whatever men on twt say about beautiful ppl

[officialpenisenvy]

lrb mick jagger is who conservatives should be posting photos of on twitter with the caption "this is what the demure celtic towelboys of roman generals used to look like. never forget what the woke agenda took from you"

[razistoricharka]

It's interesting that nearly half the american population intends to vote someone from epsteins flight log for president and a guy who follows an account posting "greco-roman towelboy" captions for vice president

[trunk--slamchest]

Towelboys is the new buzzwords for reactionaries to be bisexual while not breaking kayfabe.

[tigersgolfteam]

#towelboy

[niconiconwo]

Gay harem-wanter Navy Seal is just the most insane part of the news these last couple days

I thought I got the joke of the “ancient towelboy” thing, like, yeah, that Italian girl is both vaguely androgynous and seriously hot. And as someone with a somewhat embarrassing level of attraction to the hamburger themed fitness lady, I can accept that this is maybe vaguely bisexual from some perspectives. Like, sure, it’s not exactly the norm for a man’s favorite type of woman to be “quirky and muscular”.

this guy is making me wonder how many of them were kidding at all. Might have a real Ancient Greek situation on our hands lmao

Fr fr. Reminds me of years back these same types were unironically arguing that it's not gay bro if I'm on top. Very odd thing to argue, also kind of a red flag that they insist it's about control and domination, like buddy that just makes it a creepy power trip thing it's not the own you think it is.

Not only is it giving gay, it's also giving wife-abuser vibes fr. Importantly, how do you think they act when the people they try to lord power over aren't metro twinks, women, or old men who can't shoot back? Utterly clownish behavior.

[viandede-porque]

This is what the towelboys ancient Roman warriors had sex with looked like. This is what they took from us

[stevenbagley]

Bath time fun. With @savannasantosss 📸@bagleyphoto_ . . . . . . . . . #bagleyphoto_ #savannasantosss #sexybubbles #bathtime #lotsofsuds #splishsplash #bathbomb #drymeoff #towelboy #humpday (at Las Vegas Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWYQb8sJPKr/?utm_medium=tumblr

[get-rammed]

Assorted shit. Old swap designs for Bratty and Catty. Also an old Error design that I never bothered finishing

[renposter]

funniest part is why the fuck would the amazons show up at troy if they really hated men so much. this is like greek right wing propaganda 101. bronze age greece was basically modern MAGA america. right down to worshipping the idea of having towelboys. jeez guys it's kind of crazy that our society has looped back to having grown men wanting towelboys again. remember that post on twitter where the guy that killed osama bin laden was saying he'd take liberals as his boywives or whatever

greek misogyny & their view of the amazons and how legend says the amazons took sex slaves & left all their male babies to be exposed is so cray cray to me. Because common discussions of the greeks and common perspectives of greek culture is that everything was sooo different. They let people be gay. They let people be lesbian (Even though they didn't really). And i think even more shocking is this fear of an empowered female group being demonized & made out to be this like nazi fascist-like culture that kills all men is literally still around today? Like how is it that over thousands upon thousands of years of history the same exact fears are out there. The same fears that women are secretly evil insane demon cultists that will take you prisoner and kill you and steal your seed. It's so strange. Because everyone acts like everything has changed. but truly nothing ever happens..

[silcatian]

do you have any yandere headcannons for towelboy, and or any other yandere headcannons for loverboy? i dont think hotboi's a yandere so i cant ask about him i think but ye!! hope you have fun writing and had a good day!!

Loverboy: Constantly stalks you from far away, he needs to make sure you’re always safe. Always make sure that you take care of yourself, he will cook you anything you want, shop for anything you’re interested in, bathe you, and make sure that you don’t have anything to worry about. He has no problem whatsoever taking care of people who dare to even think about mean or rude to you. He WILL make sure that they can never get the chance to hurt you again. He will also consistently cuddle you, he won’t allow anyone trying to snatch you away in the night.

Towelboy: He will break your kneecaps as many times as it takes in order for you to stay with him. Keep trying to get away will only get your legs cut off, but don’t worry he can dance enough for the two of you. He doesn’t care about what he has to break, be it your bones or your very spirit, he will keep you forever. You can’t run from him, he will always know where you are, he loves putting tracking devices everywhere. The trackers could be on your clothes, on your skin, wired into your phone, or even in your organs somewhere. He won’t let you go and if  anyone else gets in the way of that he’ll be sure to take care of them, how dare they try to pry his mate away from his love.

[viandede-porque]

This is what the towelboys ancient Roman warriors had sex with looked like. This is what they took from us

[sapurdy1995]

Today’s purchase.. a towel dressing gown for the boy.. he won’t take it off 😂

[andvys]

don’t say towelboy three times🤭

UH OH 😳😰 I SAID IT…. NOW WHAT??? 😳😰

[annniiieee]

TYRUS?

I don’t know her, I only ship TJ with Towel Boy🤷🏼‍♀️