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palettes-and-prompts · 5 years ago

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Dialogue Prompts Based on Parts of the Body

I was saving these for when I had to leave for a week but it looks like we’ll all be quarantined for a while so I figured now would be a good time to post these. Especially since my sleep schedule is all messed up (Not your fault, corn anon! This one’s on me.) so I don’t know when I’ll be awake or asleep. I just wanna have something out.

Head 1) "I keep seeing things and it's getting harder for me to tell what's real anymore." 2) "Shit, your head's bleeding. No, hey, keep your eyes open for me. Don't go to sleep." 3) "I think they're seeing someone behind my back, but maybe it's all in my head." 4) "I can't remember who I am or how I got here. Do I know you?" 5) "My head feels like it's splitting right down the middle." 6) "I can't think, my head hurts so bad, everything is so loud. Can you just make it stop, make all the noise stop!" 7) "You can see them, can't you? No one else can see them and I thought I was going crazy but you can see them, can't you? You can!" 8) "What do you mean the crash might cause them to be different? Are you saying they wont be able to walk or something?" "I'm saying they might not remember some things." 9) "I think I remembered something that happened to me a long time ago." 10) "I can't remember how I got here but I'm covered in blood. I'm covered in blood and I don't know whose it is or what I did. And I think if something doesn't happen soon it's going to happen again."

Neck 1) "It would be so easy to snap your neck like this." 2) "I can feel your heart beating against my hand and all I want to is rip your throat out." 3) "Oh my god, is that a hickey? Ew, what's their name? Tell me everything!" 4) "The fuck is that on your neck, is that a hickey? How can you have a hickey if I've been gone for weeks?" 5) "I think I have a crick in my neck, I don't know how much couch hopping I can do." "You can always go back to Person A." "I'd rather have the pain in my neck." 6) "You have bruises on your neck, you keep telling everyone they're hickeys but I can see it, the pattern, they're finger prints. Who's doing this to you?" 7) "What are you do with your hand around my neck? You going to kill me, just like you did them? Huh? Cause if you're going to kill me get it over with already." 8) "Fuck, you sound so good when I kiss your neck like that." 9) "Jesus Christ, what's with the huge bandage on your neck, you get bit or something?" 10) "Choke me." "What?!" "Just choke me a little, I'll tell you when to stop. Come on, you choke me and I'll do that thing you like later."

Shoulders 1) "I hate him, he's always putting his hands on my shoulders." 2) "Come here, baby, let me rub your shoulders and help you relax." 3) "Fuck, hold onto my shoulders and spread your legs a little more for me." 4) "You keep digging your nails into my shoulder." 5) "They're always sitting beside you, putting their head on your shoulder, you must think about them too, don't you?" 6) "You got shot." "In the shoulder, barely even feel it." 7) "Your bed's killing my shoulder, you need a new mattress." "Well, you're the one with money, why don't you buy me a new one? Or maybe next time we meet it can be at a hotel." "My husband/wife would kill me." 8) "I didn't want you to leave me here! I didn't want that at all. I wanted you to put your arm around my shoulder and tell me it was going to get better even if it wasn't! I wanted you to be there for me!" 9) "Head held high, shoulders back. Wonderful, you all look lovely, make me proud out there." 10) "My shoulder hurts from carrying these bags." "I know, mine do too. But we're almost there. Just a little further and we'll be home."

Heart 1) "Lay them back, we need to restart the heart." 2) "My heart hurts when I look at them together." 3) "Your heart is beating so fast, are you scared of me?" 4) "I don't hear a heartbeat. I don't hear anything." 5) "This is your heartbeat, and this is your baby's hear--oh. My apologies, the sound of both of your babies heartbeats." "Twins?!" 6) "Don't trust them, they know just how to wrap their manicured nails around your heart and rip it from your chest." 7) "Something's wrong." "Your clutching your heart, are you okay?" "It's not me, I'm linked with Person B, it's them. I can feel them. Something's wrong." 8) "I heard your heart stop when they entered the room, do you know them?" "No." "Liar." 9) "Say a single word and I'll put a bullet in your partner's heart. And you know they aren't wearing a vest right now." 10) "Help! Help!" "What's wrong?" "I think they're having a heart attack!"

Ribs 1) "Oh my god, you're ticklish! Wow, who knew someone so tough could be taken down by just a little bit of tickling." 2) "The car hit them hard, they could have some broken ribs, possible internal bleeding, we need to get them to the hospital now!" 3) "I can't be here, I need to find Person A." "Easy, tiger, one of your ribs punctured your lung, you're not going anywhere for a while. We'll find them." 4) "Make a sound and I'll put my hand through their rib cage and eat their heart in front of you." 5) "Break open the ribs." "What? Break them open?" "Yeah, how else are you going to harvest the organs?" 6) "I heard tattoos on the ribs hurt the most." "Yeah, they can be painful, are you sure you want it there?" "I'm sure." 7) "Do you think human ribs taste as good as regular ribs?" "Stop being so fucking morbid, Person B." 8) "Stabbing someone can be hard, what you wanna do is aim under the ribs for the heart, then they'll bleed out pretty quick." "Thanks, mom/dad!" 9) "Am I dead?" "No, you're alive. You got your ass handed to you by a group of twelve year olds. They managed to break eight of your ribs just by kicking you." 10) "If you're going to be annoying I can always have my monster crush your rib cage. But if you're good I'll let you call your family."

Stomach 1) "Look at you, you're getting bigger and bigger every day. Soon we'll get to meet our baby." 2) "Hi, I'm Doctor [Insert name here.] We finished your surgery. We're going to try everything to keep you from scarring, but you'll most likely still have a scar on your stomach." 3) "Your stomach keeps rumbling, you need to eat before you pass out again." 4) "Doctor, can you please tell me why my stomach keeps hurting?" "You have a parasite, the only weird thing is it's definitely not from this earth." 5) "Your stomach is so soft." "Gee, thanks." "My soft marshmallow girl/boy. So comfy, so soft. I love you so much." 6) "I don't know if I can watch this. I don't think I can stomach it." "Watch or I'll hurt them even more." 7) "I don't think my stomach can take much more of this ride." 8) "You might not want to drink blood, but you need to. It's the only thing your stomach can handle." 9) "Here, drink this, it'll settle your stomach so you wont be sick again." 10) "Dude, your stomach just growled and sounded like 'Help me. I'm hungry, help me!'" "Shut up!"

Arms 1) "Oh wow, your arms are so big, do you work out?" 2) "Fuck, my arm is broken, my arm is fucking broken." "What'd you do?" "I jumped off the roof." "WHY WOULD YOU JUM-" "I wanted to see if I could make it into the pool!" 3) "I've got their arms behind their back, they're not going anywhere." 4) "Person B?" "Yeah?" "I can't feel my arms...I-I can't feel anything." 5) "My arms are killing me." "Hey, finish digging this hole, we've got a couple of guys coming to dump a body so we gotta be quick." "This is so boring though." "Do you want five hundred dollars or not?" "...yeah." 6) "My arm feels like I got hit like super hard. Like, by a superhero or something." "Oh my god you've been shot!" 7) "That cut on your arm is deep, if we don't clean it you could get an infection." "I'm glad you're okay." "I'll be even better when you're patched up." 8) "Hold my arms behind my back with one hand and pull my hair with the other." "You're into that?" "Just do it already!" 9) "Hold their arm out, I've been waiting too long to taste their blood I'm not waiting any longer." 10) "Relax, I'm just putting an IV in your arm." "Is Person B-" "They're fine. You saved them."

Hands 1) "Next time you put your hands on my boy/girl I'll break them." 2) "Your hands feel good in my hair like that." 3) "Do we have a deal? You stay in your territory I stay in mine and we inform one another when we need to cross into each other's territory?" "And if any strays walk in without permission?" "Both sides are allowed to kill any strays." "We have a deal? Shake hands on it?" 4) "Your hands are so cold, here, put them in mine and I'll warm them up." 5) "Your hands are all cut up." "They didn't like it when they found out I was trying to steal from them." 6) "You know, now that your handcuffed and I can finally see you up close you're pretty cute." "Bite me." 7) "Hands in the air!" "Shit, I-I was just looking at the car!" "Hands in the air! Now wave them like you just don't care!" "Huh? I--Person B? You piece of shit, I thought you were a cop!" "Nah, there's no one around now hurry up and break in. I've never stole a Mercedes before!" 8) "Hold out your hands, I've got something for you." 9) "Give me your hands, now close your eyes and repeat exactly what I say or the spell wont work." 10) "Put your hands on me again like that and I'll fucking kill you." "You used to like it when I put my hands on you." "Yeah, well, not anymore."

Hips 1) "I didn't give you those so who did? Who gave you those bite marks on your hips?" 2) "Jesus, look at you, move too hard and you'll break a hip." "I'm not fucking old!" 3) "Are you okay?" "I just hit my hip on the edge of that table so fucking hard, holy shit." 4) "Don't bump me with your hip, you bitch, I'll kill you!" 5) "Grab me by my hips and pull me closer." "Really? This is happening?" "Oh my god, I have to do everything." 6) "I think you should get a tattoo of my name on your hip." "So we can break up and things be weird and then I have to fork out money to get it removed? No way." 7) "You've got bruises everywhere, shoulder, wrist, hips-" "They just get a little rough when we're in bed, that's all. It's nothing." "They're in the shape of hand prints. That's not nothing." 8) "Come on, harder, put your hips into it!" 9) "Don't laugh but I fell really really hard and I actually think I broke my hip." "Oh my god, you're young, why do you have the hips of an ninety-seven year old woman?" "Just fucking help me!" 10) "God, they did it so hard one night I swear I thought they were gonna break my hips."

Thighs 1) "Your thighs are so fucking soft. It's cute." 2) "Talk shit and I'll use my thighs to crush you like a watermelon." 3) "Keep your thighs spread open. Yeah, just like that, baby." 4) "I think I pulled a muscle in my thigh." "Doing what? You don't even exercise? How did you pull anything?" 5) "You should see what they do when you're not around you girlfriend/boyfriend. They get super touchy. They're always putting their hands on Person A's thighs." 6) "Fuck, I can't go swimming this weekend, look at my thighs. You left so many bruises." "You weren't complaining at the time." "What the fuck am I supposed to do now?" 7) "Your thighs are fucking thick. In a good way, it's hot. I like it." "Just shut the fuck up and kiss me, dumbass." 8) "I know it feels good, baby but if you don't stop closing your thighs I'll have to hold them open." 9) "I love watching you sit on my lap. Especially when you put my hand between your thighs when you get needy." 10) "Fuck, you been working out? You've got really nice thighs." "Uhh...thanks?"

Legs 1) "If you're not between my legs in the next thirty seconds I swear I'm calling someone else to come here and do it for me." 2) "Been busy?" "No." "That's not what the bruises on your knees are saying." 3) "My leg, I think it's broken." "Help them up." "No, go on without me." "No." "I'll only slow you down. Go before they catch up to us!" 4) "I need a hand over here." "How about a leg?" "If you throw your prosthetic leg at me one more time I'm gonna come over there and beat you with it." "...fine, never mind, do it yourself." 5) "Break my chair and I'll break your legs!" 6) "You've got to stop wearing tight jeans like this, they're so hard to get off your legs." "Yeah, but you like how I look in them." 7) "I can't move, my leg's broken." "I'm coming back." "No! No, just stay there, I'm gonna talk you through how to do it, okay?" "Okay." "Find the control panel." 8) "We have to stop moving." "We can't, the second we stop is the second they catch us." "My legs are so tired, I don't think I can keep running." "Listen to me, you wanna see everyone right? Right. So keep moving or we wont ever see them again. We just have to make it to the border." 9) "Legs apart, hands on the vehicle." "If you wanted to feel me up, officer, you could have just said so." "Shut up and put your hands behind your back." 10) "Don't put your hand between my legs in public." "I didn't hear you complaining earlier." "Shut up."

Feet 1) "Jesus! Your feet are all bloody, what did you do? Walk on glass?" 2) "These heels are killing my feet." "I don't care, I'm not calling off the biggest job of our career because your feet are tired. The richest people in the world are here and I plan on taking every dime from them tonight. So you can suck it up and go flirt with that guy over there, you look like his type." "Fuck you." "Make me proud, baby." 3) "Ow! What the fuck, you shot me in the foot!" "I thought they were blanks!" "THEY CLEARLY WEREN'T!" 4) "Damn, look at this footprint. Whoever the murderer is they've got some big ass feet." "Those aren't the murderer's footprints, those are mine." "Oh shit!" 5) "I don't get this whole Cinderella thing, like, she clearly couldn't have been the only person in the whole kingdom with that size foot. Also, like, the people checking everyone's feet were there! They know what Cinderella looks like, how did they not just narrow their search to blonde hair and blue eyes? These royal people have foot fetishes and just wanted to look at everyone's feet. That's the only thing that makes sense unless everyone just has shitty vision." 6) "Toe socks are just gloves for your feet and I don't fuck with that." 7) "Why are you two covering your feet? You two get matching tattoos? Because if you handcuffed your feet together again I'm going to be very, very upset." 8) "What are you doing?" "I'm crushing grapes to make wine. You should try it. It kind of feels like I'm crushing little tiny people so I can squish the blood out of them and drink it." "Dark! But I'm glad you're having fun!" 9) "You know that song that goes 'And I would walk five hundred miles!' The people who wrote that have never walked five hundred miles in their fucking life because if they had they would not have wrote a song about doing that for someone because no one would do that! I wouldn't even walk fifty miles for someone. My feet are killing me!" 10) "If you don't tell me where the money is I'm going to hang you up by your feet and dunk you in a pit of sharks. And if you think I'm joking... PERSON B OPEN THE TANK!"

Sorry the asks are taking a bit, I wanted to get all the prompt asks out of the way first though before I started with the character palettes because they were sent first. But I hope you enjoy these while I wait and if you like these I might make a part 2.

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thirstygirlclub · 7 years ago

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Sweet Girl - 2

Chapter 2 – I didn't feel anything

I had received a long email from my aunt Gemma about 3 days after I had seen Jax. She explained that she was sorry she couldn't be there for me or explain anything in too much detail (never know who's reading the emails, you know?). She had sent me pictures of herself and her grandson, Abel. Honestly, I was shocked that Jax even had a baby but she told me he was a good father and that his girlfriend, Tara was an amazing mum. That made me smile.

There was also a picture of all the sons on anarchy posing by all of their bikes. I recognised her immediately; she hadn't changed much I noticed. I saw Jax stood with a tall man with a beard and long hair that she tells me was actually Harry Winston, although they all called him Opie now. He also had children and a new wife. Clay was there with his arms around Gemma and Jax. I saw the Scottish man, Chibs, sat on his bike with his hands knitted on the handlebars. I recognised Harry's dad, Piney but that was about it. All of the others were unfamiliar to me but I'm sure I must have known some of them from when I was a child.

She sent her love to me and told me that she missed me; she was hoping to come and visit herself at some point since I wasn't going to them, which she scolded me for. I could almost feel the heat of her stare coming through the screen at me. Gemma said that she hoped I did well in my studies and stayed safe, 'make sure you keep a weapon with you at all times.' She had written.

I had saved the story into my email account. Gemma was one of the best things about my childhood; she was always so no nonsense but kind and loving. I was excited about the prospect of her coming to visit me in the school. I knew she would love the décor and how fancy everything was.

The rest of the week went by in a blur. I tried to act tough but inside I was scared. They didn't tell me who it was that was supposedly after me but I knew it must have been bad to get three of them across the ocean to tell me. I tried to concentrate on my lessons but it just wasn't happening. On the Friday, I started to feel dizzy and shaky in my accounting lecture. It felt as if the whole room was spinning. I couldn't focus on the screen of my laptop to sort out the numbers on the program.

I raised my hand in the middle of the lecturer's speech; squinting my eyes in the bright day light that was coming through the big windows at the end of the room. I had to hold on to the edge of my desk to stop myself from falling from my chair.

"Yes, Emilia?" she asked me, sounding concerned.

"I'm sorry Madam," I said shakily, "may I go to the nurse's office? I'm not feeling very well."

"Of course, I will email you the rest of the lesson. Make sure you get some rest."

I nodded and packed my bag before slowly walking down the steps of the lecture hall. As I made my way down the hallways to my dorm I cursed my stupid shoes but refused to walk down the floors barefoot; I'd rather not get foot fungus from the dirty carpets, thank you very much.

Unlocking my dormitory was a tricky task. After about 15 minutes of struggling I was able to open it and went in to find Anya sat on my bed.

"You didn't hear me trying to open the door?" I asked her in English, my brain was far to fucked to even attempt another language.

"I didn't know it was you," she shrugged and flipped the page on her magazine before looking up at me, "you look like shit."

I breathed out a laugh, "Thanks."

Anya stood up and took my bag out of my hand. She handed me my nightshirt and pushed me towards my ensuite bathroom. I wasn't shocked to see her sat in my room when I was out; she came to use my shower since it was attached to my bedroom while she had to use the common showers.

I struggled to unbutton my shirt and unzip my skirt to pull it off as quickly as I could. Yeah, I know it looked sexy but Jesus was it uncomfortable to wear. Once I was comfy I went back out and chased her off my bed, explaining to her that I wasn't well and needed to lie down.

"You need to tell me about those people though, Emilia."

"I will, I just need to lie down."

As soon as my head hit my pillow, I started to feel slightly better. I launched into my tragic back story and Anya never interrupted, she just listened to me in silence. I was worried she judged me but that wasn't the case. By the time I had finished my story I was tired. Anya had lay down beside me and was hugging me in the spooning position. She only asked why I hadn't told her sooner.

"I didn't want anyone to know I was related to them," I said, my voice thick with sleep.

I felt bad about that now, I thought, ever since reading and then rereading the email Aunt Gemma had sent me.

I had drifted off to sleep very slowly.

I woke up to suddenly. I jolted upright and saw in the dim evening light a black clad man in my room but that wasn't what I was looking at. Stood in front of him was my best friend with a hand over her mouth, to muffle her voice; and a knife to her throat. My eyes were wide and I let out a soft 'no'. She reached her hand out to me. She was trembling and so was I.

It wasn't until I moved to stand up that the man spoke in a low voice.

"Don't fucking move," he said angrily, "you move, she dies."

He had an American accent, it sounded southern. I froze in place as Jax's warning came back to me. There were people after me and here they were. Gun shots and shouting echoed around the dorms halls and I gasped, flinching away from the noise. Anya did the same which made the man jump. I don't know what happened but he had dragged the knife quickly across my best friend's throat.

I watched it in slow motion; hot blood sprayed out of her neck and went all over me and my bedroom. I took in a breath and screamed louder than I ever thought possible. I lunged forwards to catch her as the man threw her on the bed. I tried desperately to stop the bleeding, to save her life with the edge of my t-shirt, my blanket… anything I could get my hands on but blood soaked through everything I put against her neck. It didn't happen like it did in the films. She was dying quickly with blood spilling out of her mouth as she tried to speak. She had no dying words, no deathbed confessions, just gurgling. She couldn't even move her hand to me, it just lay twitching by her side.

Her blonde hair was now red. My hands were covered in the thick red substance.

More gunshots rang out in my bedroom and I felt more stuff hit me, more blood and what I assumed was brain and it bits of bone, but I didn't care. My focus was only in her. There was more shouting and suddenly hands grabbing me, trying hard to grip onto my arms that were now slick. I fought them. I attacked them and the person that was trying to pull me away from her.

I will never forget the fear in her eyes as she looked up at me in her last seconds of living.

"We need to go, Jacky Boy!"

More gunshots.

"I'm trying!"

More hands pulled me away.

"I'm sorry," I sobbed to her as I got pulled out of the door, it was like she was watching me with dead eyes and an expression of fear frozen on her face.

Outside the halls were more bodies dressed in black with leather vests on; more blood scattered the walls and doors of my neighbours. I stopped fighting. For the first time in my life, I had no fight left in me and allowed myself to be picked up and carried away. Strong arms threw me over their shoulder. The last thing I saw before I blacked out was a couple of people dressed in the full school uniform lying dead on the carpet with their eyes closed and holes in the back of their heads. I couldn't take anymore. My brain shut off and I fainted.

Chibs hopped into the back of the black van that waited outside for them. He gently placed the girl down on the carpeted floor. Jax came in after him, shooting some more bullets through the open doors at the other men as the van sped away.

She was covered in blood and brain matter. He tried to clean some off of her face with a rag that was in the back but that quickly became soaked to.

"That could have gone better," he said when Jax slammed the back doors shut.

They braced themselves against the side as the van sped around a corner. Jax removed his balaclava and shed the vest of his enemy. Chibs did the same, straightening out then ruffing his hair about. They put their SOA cuttes back on and sat back.

"That was really upsetting," Jax stated as he looked over his passed out cousin/stepsister, "she's probably never seen that much blood in her life."

"We warned her," Clay sighed from where he sat in the back corner of the van, "we told her something like this would happen."

"Her friend died, Clay."

There was silence after that. Each man was in their own thoughts.

I was in a dark room. There were people, men, talking. I opened my eyes to see a sliver of light above my head showing the night sky.

"Vivania?"

I looked to my left and in the dim light I saw Jax. I was safe, was my first thought; Anya died in my arms, was my next one. I raised my hands and saw that they were covered in streaks of dark swipes, blood although it looked like someone had tried to clean it up. My shirt was crusted with dried blood too. I felt like I should be crying but it was like I didn't feel anything. I sat up slowly.

"Careful, V," Jax said quietly and put his hand on my shoulder, "are you ok?"

Even in the dark of the room, a van I noticed, I could see the concern in his eyes. I shook my head stiffly. I crawled over to him and we sat like we did when I was little; with his arm over my shoulders and my head on his shoulder.

The sound of a lighter flicking and a flame came up from the other side of where I had been lying. Chibs, I recognised. In the brief flicker of light I saw that he was looking at me but when he saw me watching him, he cast his eyes down.

"You killed all of those people," I said, not to him necessarily but to Jax and Clay too, "you killed them all."

"The others killed the children," Chibs said solemnly, "we don't kill kids."

I nodded.

"Anya is dead."

Nobody said anything. I looked down at my hands again.

"I was going to be something," I repeated my words from the last time I saw them, I could hear the defeat in my voice but I didn't feel strong enough to try; "I was going to be important and go places. I was going to mean something to someone."

Again nobody said anything; Jax just sighed gently and wrapped his arm tighter around my shoulders, bringing the other one up to meet it. I let myself fall into him, like I did all those years ago.

"It was dark then too," I said to him and felt him nod, "do you remember?"

"Yeah. I remember."

"I shouted for you," I said shakily, directing it at Clay, "When I was taken away. You just stood there. You didn't do anything."

I let out a bitter laugh.

"I used to threaten him with you, you know. I used to say 'if you hurt me again then my dad and his friends are going to come and kill you.' he didn't believe me, obviously but I never stopped believing until I was put in hospital. Mum sent you the pictures and you never responded. That's when I knew you were never coming for me."

"Pumpkin-"

"Don't call me pumpkin."

I felt my mind drift away into another world where the last week hadn't happened.

I was woken up some time later. The van had stopped moving and it was light outside. "Come on lass," Chibs was saying in a patronising voice, like he was talking to a child, "it's chow time."

I opened my eyes and fixed them on him. He was squatting beside me and holding a hoodie in his free hand while the other one was on my thigh, shaking it gently to get me to wake up. His hand was warm and rough against my skin but it felt… comforting.

"Come on," he said again, "we're on the ferry. We're nearly home."

I didn't even know where home was for me anymore. I nodded and stood up. I didn't have to stoop to stand in the van but he was hunched over in an uncomfortable looking position. Before I got out of the van he stopped me by holding my arm. I looked back at him.

"Put this on, some people aren't used to seeing half naked girls covered in blood. You might scare some folks."

He handed me the jumper he was holding. I realised for the first time I was still in my night shirt that covered everything I needed it too but I definitely wouldn't wear it out. I felt myself blush. I looked away as I put on the jumper. It was huge on me; more like a dress.

"You look ridiculous," he said with a smile.

"So do you." I said back, looking at him stooping over like an old man.

Suddenly, someone was knocking on the door and I jumped.

"Come on kids," I heard Clay say from outside, "we need food."

The doors opened to reveal Clay, Jax and another man I hadn't met before, but I recognised him from the photo that Aunt Gemma sent me. He must have been driving, I realised. I crossed my arms over myself; trying to shield myself from this strange man. Clay held out his hand to help me out of the van but I just hopped out, my bare feet hitting the polished wooden floors of the boat. Chibs jumped out behind me as I looked out to the ocean with the sea breeze flowing through my hair. The water was so blue, it was amazing.

"I'm Happy," the other man said with his hand outstretched.

"That's nice." I said with a raised eyebrow and shook his hand.

What did I care how he was feeling?

"No!" he laughed obviously realising my confusion, "my name is Happy Lowman."

"Oh okay. When we get to California will I meet the other dwarves and Snow White?"

He laughed and I laughed with him. He looked intimidating, just like the other men did, but when he smiled his entire demeanour changed.

Clay held out what looked like a credit card. I looked at it confused until he told me that I should probably go and buy some proper clothes. I hesitantly took it. I was conflicted between not wanting to owe him anything and wanting to get out of my blood crusted pyjamas.

"Go with her, Jax," Clay said as he patted him on the shoulder, "Make sure she doesn't spend too much."

I raised my eyebrow at Jax and he smiled.

Its 3am and I'm crying – I was going to leave this chapter when they were still travelling in the van but I couldn't leave it on such a sad note. I had to put a bit of fluffy, happy (ha! get it?) stuff in there for the sake of my own mental health if nothing else. I just want everyone to be happy, ok?

I cried so much writing this. I felt bad for killing off Anya so soon, just call me George R R Martin.

I'm hoping to make all the chapters about this length.

This story is consuming me and I hope you're all with me for the long haul.

Lots of love,

Doe xx

#chibs telford x oc #chibs telford #sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy fanfiction #jax teller #happy lowman #sweet girl #clay morrow #opie winston

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fearofaherobrine · 7 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #208

“Tobias and Bianca, Cp’s nightmare, Steve and TLOT’s Excellent Dream”

[Deer] Wanders towards the kitchen completely naked-

[Steve] Eating toast. There's a couple of runny eggs on his plate too. - He does a bit of a double take and blushes a bit- Good-good morning Deerheart. Did you wake up too hot?

[Deer] -Hm? What are you talking about? It's the same temperature as usual

[Steve] Well you're in the buff, I thought... I like to take my shirt off when I get too hot... [He's currently barefoot in just his shirt and pants.]

[Deer] - Oh no, this is how Doc and I sleep

[Steve] Oh, me and TLOT do the same. He's super comfy and warm to snuggle with.

[Deer] - So how was last night for the two of you?

[Steve] Well TLOT was pretty mad, it took him a while to calm down... He didn't give me specifics but I got the gist from his mind. I'd say seeing how the other half lives is a fitting punishment. If Amanda is contrite and apologizes I'm sure he'll change them back.

[Deer] - Weeeeeell, that might be a little hard to do now...

[Steve] How come? He's never had any trouble shifting people, I mean... since we came here...

[Deer] Giggles- I may not have told Doc what TLOT did before we had Splender take HIM to Slender to wipe her memory

[TLOT] Was coming down the stairs - YOU DID WHAT?

[Deer] Yelps in surprise- Oh... Hehe, TLOT...

[TLOT] Taps his boot- I'm listening-

[Deer] - Well... I went down to talk with him and they angered me, so I didn't alert Doc to the change before they sent him off

[TLOT] Tps right next to her with a huge toothy grin- Deerheart.... your first grief.. you wicked little beastie!

[Deer] Giggles- Doc found it funny as well

[TLOT] Reads her mind- I'm not sure funny is the right word... that's the kind of laughter that comes when you're just done with everyone's shit. But - He leans in close and says it quietly- good job. - and then louder and more commanding voice- Don't let it happen again! Understood?

[Deer] - Oh alright, we also had quite the conversation with CP

[TLOT] I'm sure he laughed his square asscheeks off too. Shadenfreude is his favorite thing.

[Deer] - Apparently last night Notch hit him with a branch full of honesty blossoms

[TLOT] That would explain the relatively civil discussion I had with him a few minutes ago...

[Deer] - He's probably still covered in pollen

[TLOT] Too bad for him. I doubt Lie will suggest a morning shower then for that very reason.

[Deer] - He also apparently said something very nice to Notch as well

[TLOT] That's beautiful, I'm sure it did him good to hear it. He's been so paternal lately.

[Deer] - I wish I could of seen what transpired

[TLOT] I'll try and pick his thoughts next time I see him, maybe we can see directly.

[Deer] - Oh goody! Oh and we found that Pinwheel can eat mice

[TLOT] At least someone is enjoying the morsels, Grinny just turns his nose up at them even though I know he wants to play with them.

[Deer] - Since you said you talked to CP, should we expect them for breakfast soon?

[TLOT] No. I decided to let his punishment slide. Lie is clinging to him like she'll die without his warmth. I think they'll be in bed for a while.

[Deer] - Honestly, how she's always so cold is a mystery to me

[TLOT] We all run differently. Cp is so much hotter then I am.

[Steve] That's a dirty lie!

[TLOT] Pshaw, you know what I mean! Lie is just cold for a brine. It might be a sign that her glitch is more compatible with her physiology since she was made a Herobrine intentionally from irl human stock?

[Deer] - Maybe... Have you seen Flux lately? I've been trying to find her for another lesson...

[TLOT] Not lately, she tends to wander a lot. Tell me this thoguh, while I'm thinking about it, does Doc run hot? I've hugged them plenty of times, but they're always heavily clothed.

[Deer] - No, not really

[TLOT] what were you hoping to learn? I assume the lessons are going well?

[Deer] - Oh yes, but I've noticed lately with every time my emotions have been running high, the seed responds. I want to know if there's a way to separate the two so everybody isn't aware of my emotions at times

[liu] -come into the castle and down into the kitchen he seems to be in pain-

[Smile] Is following-

[TLOT] At Deerheart- Maybe I'm the one that actually needs to help you then. I'm sure you can feel the same when I'm upset. -at Liu- Liu? What happened to you?

[liu] everything hurts I am so sore.

[Deer] - What happened?

[liu] Mix smile and me fought MB so save Jane.

[Deer] - What, you were there too? And you had to save Jane?

[liu] yea my whole body is sore from the fight I was wondering if you had anything for it?

[TLOT] Wait, why did you have to save Jane from anyone? I've seen her fight.

[Steve] I'll get some potions!

[liu] she didn't have her knifes I think she lost them then mb took her

[TLOT] I thought Mix killed him?

[liu] she dealt the final blow

[Deer] - Oh wow...

[Steve] Comes back with a potion bottle and a bowl of healing slime- Here you go!

[Smile] Is sniffing all the chests-

[TLOT] Who would have thought?

[liu] -takes the bottle and uses it now able to focus with out pain he covers his eyes and blushes- why is deerheart naked!?

[Deer] - What is with humans and others being naked?

[TLOT] Liu, she just likes being naked. Honestly I do too, but I'd prefer to be in an animal shape so people don't give me shit about it.

[Steve] Are you hungry Smile?

[Smile] - FOOD!

[liu] -is making sure to not look at deerheart- I see

[Steve] Wipes a bit of doggy drool off him- Okay. He squeaks open a chest and pulls out a couple of steaks and stuffs them in the furnace. - Now we just wait a sec annnnnnnnd done! Here you go Smile-

[Smile] Quickly snatches them out of Steve's hands-

[Steve] Good doggy.

[TLOT] That was very brave of you Liu. I know how tough Mb is.

[Deer] - Do you want any food Liu?

[liu] thanks i can't believe i won but i don't think i could of with out mix and yes please

[TLOT] So what's her deal? Is she good with a sword? Perhaps a bow?

[Deer] Starts making food, some pancakes and sausage-

[liu] some kind of gauntlet

[TLOT] Interesting. I know her world had some odd technology, but she seems to keep it close to her vest. How about you Liu? Been practicing your swordplay against the mobs?

[Deer] Quickly finishes the food and takes it to Liu- Here you go

[liu] sometimes but i guess getting two good slices at mb's neck helped and thank you deer -starts to eat-

[TLOT] I'm sure he was tickled. I think he may be the only person who likes to fight more then Cp.

[Deer] - Should we keep those two separated for awhile? After what CP just did?

[TLOT] What, Mb and Cp? On the contrary it might be good to get them together intentionally. Just wear them both out.

[Deer] - Perhaps...

[liu] I just hope I don't have to fight I'm again

[Lie] Stumbles into the kitchen with CP following-

[TLOT] You might though. If you sufficently entertained him, he may challenge you again.

[Steve] Ah, the happy couple is up! Want some breakfast guys?

[Lie] - Please... And Deer... CLOTHES!

[Deer] - You're no fun Lie

[liu] hello lie

[TLOT] I'd say you should just shapeshift Deerheart, but I don't think you'd fit in this room.- Chuckles

[Deer] - Lie's just being a spoilsport

[Lie] Groans as she sits at the table-

[CP] Ignores the others as he digs through the fridge-

[Steve] Brings Lie a full plate. - What's the matter? You look like you have a hangover.

[Lie] - Just not much sleep, CP kept waking up

[CP] - I tried to keep you in a sleep when I could

[TLOT] Hey, I know. Deerheart? We didn't get to see you wear the bikini Doc made for you.

[Steve] Awww... Could you two not reach your shared plane because you weren't relaxed enough?

[Deer] - Oh, alright- She digs through her inventory until she finds and equips it

[TLOT] Hey, that looks nice.

[Lie] - No we kept reaching it, but it's cut short, maybe like what was happening to me before? Except happening to CP?

[TLOT] Oh dear... do we need to have another session? Although... - he brightens considerably- It won't be nearly as dangerous for me to accompany you as last time. And I have you to thank for that.

[CP] - Stay the fuck out of my head

[Lie] - CP... Knock it off, it might help, and it was no problem TLOT

[Lie] - Well, maybe it was a bit of a problem, but not in a bad way

[TLOT] Oh Cp.... I've been in your head plenty of times and you've never had il effects from it. Don't you trust me?

[CP] - I don't like you in there at all!

[Smile] - I can take you in there!

[Mix] -wanders in slowly, she looks about as tired as Liu does-

[Steve] Another for breakfast. Want some food Mix?

[Mix] ... yeah, sounds good.

[Steve] Fetches her some pancakes and sausage too-

[TLOT] I heard you prevailed in battle Mix. Good job.

[Lie] Starts eating her food-

[CP] Joins Lie after scrounging some food from the fridge-

[Mix] I want to take a nap after it... I'm so sore... -rubs face a bit-

[TLOT] At Smile- I know you can help, and I might need it. It's appreciated -

[Steve] I can help! I brought more then one potion- gives it to her-

[liu] oh good now no one has to be sore from the fight

[Steve] Use the bowl too, rub some on your arms Liu. It helps a lot.

[Lie] - CP please, let TLOT take a look, he helped me...

[CP] - I'd rather he didn't...

[liu] -starts rubbing it on his arms-

[TLOT] I'm game when you are.

[Smile] - Now? Now?

[Mix] -Drinks the potion and sits down to eat- Thanks

[Steve] Anytime... sis. - smiles warmly

[Mix] -Blink- .... -Looks up and squints at Steve-

[CP] - No Smile

[Smile] Disappointed whine

[steve] Winks in a totally non-subtle way.

[Mix] -Squints a little bit harder-

[Steve] Huge innocent grin-

[Lie] - TLOT, do you want me to let you know when we sleep next?

[TLOT] Okay. But knowing Cp, he'll hide from me to avoid me helping him.

[Mix] I'm.. not even going to ask. -yawns tiredly before starting to eat-

[Lie] - Not if we've just fucked

[CP] Perks a little

[TLOT] Well that's a good way to make a man tired. Haha.

[Deer] - We could always give you some touchie wine now

[CP] Growls-

[TLOT] I wouldn't mind a little myself actually...

[Deer] - I'll grab it then

[Steve] Gets an even happier smile - Me too please!

[Lie] - TLOT will you be okay to enter our dream after this?

[TLOT] Oh, sure. I'm not goign to get drunk or something.

[Mix] -Halfway through her pancakes when realization hits her. She launches her fork from her hand in panic, missing Steve by a small margin- Who?! Told you?!

[Lie] Yelps- Mix?

[Steve] Is so suprised he darts under the table- Who what? Huh!?

[liu] -panics and falls to the floor-

[Mix] Who told you? -Very clearly frustrated, but also still very tired-

[Deer] Comes back with the wine- Here we go!

[Steve] Peeks cautiously over the edge of the table - Told me what?

[Mix] -Points at Steve- You know what.

[TLOT] Takes the bottle and pours several glasses -

[Steve] That we're... ?

[CP] Is growling at the wine-

[TLOT] Mix are you okay?

[liu] I think I will stay here on the floor

[Mix] Yeah. -Still very much pointing at Steve, some electricity buzzing on the end- Also yes. -Points finger at TLOT for a second before returning it to Steve's direction-

[Steve] whimpers- NK TOLD ME. I THOUGHT IT WAS NEAT!

[TLOT] Don't do that, you're scaring him.

[Mix] ... I'm gonna punch him when I see him next... -Drops hand to table and lowers head a bit-

[Mix] ... Sorry.

[Steve] But it's okay... we're not gonna be mean to you or anything.

[Lie] Takes a glass of the wine-

[TLOT] Seconded, it's unusual, but no big deal.

[Mix] It's embarrassing... .. Does anyone have a second fork? I.. Kind of want to keep eating.

[Deer] - Sure, I'll get you another

[liu] -is trying to grab his food so he can bring it to him being he doesn't want to get off the floor-

[Lie] - Takes a small amount of the wine into her mouth before kissing CP, letting the wine enter his mouth. The effect on her mate was near instant as she smirked and tugged him up out of his stay and started leading him upstairs-

Bianca:hello? Is anyone home? Its me bianca.....i have returned

[Bianca] hello? Is anyone home? Its me bianca.....i have returned

[Deer] Stiffens a little- Um, I'll be right back!-She rushes to the main room where Bianca is- Bianca, hello

[Bianca] where is lie i need to speak to her -takes off her backpack

[Deer] - Lie? She just went upstairs with her husband

[Deer] - Although she did just have some touchie wine, so she may not want to be disturbed...

[Bianca] i must speak with her now, it is very importent.

[Deer] - Wait, how do you know her? I thought you hadn't met anyone yet...

[Bianca] i found a note and heard you all talking about her

[Deer] - Alright, she should be upstairs, but hurry, she and her husband were about to... Well, fuck

[Bianca] - blushes and laughes a bit- ok......-walks upstairs- which room deer?

[Deer] - Just a few floors up, it's the only room there

[Bianca] thank you. -continues up the stairs to the only room

[CP] Is already pawing his wife over, wanting to feel her touch him thanks to the effects of the wine-

[Bianca] hello? Im looking for lie...it..it is very importent

[CP] - FUCK OFF!

[Lie] - CP calm down

[Bianca] i found something unusual during my travels

[Lie] Shush's CP before he can say anything and goes over to the door, opening it- I'm sorry, I'm afraid we haven't met, and you are?

[Bianca] bianca i came here with taylor though im sure you dont know who that is but that doesnt matter right now what matters is that over the south west there is a camp. The people there are after me and taylor. Whatever you do do not let them know we are here

[Lie] - What do mean after you? What do you need?

[Bianca] there was this villiger he seems to be working for a man from our world

[Lie] - What? But how would they get the message here? You'd think Doc, let alone Deer, would be aware of messages being passed through the firewall...

[Bianca] i dont know but if he comes here me you dont know anything i will try to explain everything

[Lie] - Alright, do you want to tell the others or should I?

[???] -knocks at the door-

[Deer] - Oh? Another guest?

[Bianca] you tell the others i have to hide. Remember you dont know us

[Lie] - Wait- She spawns a lust blossom in her hand- Do not let the nectar of this flower touch you, it creates a very painful urge, but you can use it on whoever is harassing you

[Deer] Opens the door- Hello?

[???] Hello my name is general tobias i am a villiger from a camp from the south west of here

[Deer] - Oh? Another group of villagers? Have you come to talk to TLOT or Father Steve?

[Lie] Privately in chat- Deer? Please don't let anyone know that Bianca was here

[Deer] - Hm? Oh, alright

[Tobias] a women named bianca

[Deer] - Bianca? I don't think I know anyone by that name...

[Bianca] oh gods he knows -takes the flower- please take care.

[Tobias] can i come in?

[Lie] - Stay here, Deer can protect you

[Deer] - Of course! Just stick close to me, this place is quite the maze

[Tobias] oh thank you

[Deer] Steps aside and lets him in- Would you like some food? There's a fridge right over there, just hit the button and see's what comes out

[Tobias]no i ate before i came.

[Deer] - Well, is there anything you'd like?

[Tobias] Coffee would be nice

[Deer] - I actually think I have some in my inventory- Digs around and produces a steaming cup and hands it to Tobias- So is there a reason for being here other than this woman you're looking for?

[Tobias] yes i am going around to tell people that these 2 people are wanted for treason and murder -takes out pictures of bianca and taylor- they are very dangerous

[Deer] - Oh my, may I ask what precisely they did?

[Tobias] they claimed my king was corrupt

[Tobias] you see taylor was a cononel im my army best soldier i have ever had. Until he started talking to the bianca girl

[Tobias] she put lies in his head and killed some of his fellow soldiers

[Deer] - There are no kings here other than TLOT... And the only reason you could be here on this server was if you were spawned here... So who are you really?

[Tobias] you got me.... i am from the far lands

[Deer] - And what is the real reason you are after these two?

[Tobias] oh those are the reasons

[Tobias] you see there is a kingdom in the far lands. Hidden in the distorted landscape

[Tobias] perfect place to hide

[Deer] - Then tell me, how did those two manage to come from off the server?

[Tobias] -twitchs-

[Tobias] i know who you are deer and i know how they got here

[Deer] - Oh? And what am I?

[Tobias] my question is why did you open the wall for these 2

[Tobias] you deer are the server

[Deer] - They same reason we accepted the others, they needed help. Now, care to tell me how you found out about these two and my being the server?

[Tobias] i dont know

[Deer] - You don't know? Very well, then how have you been receiving your information?

[Tobias] the king has told me and i know who they are and what they did

[Deer] - And who is your king?

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[Tobias] but almost everyone just calls him my king

[Deer] - I see... How are you getting the information from your king?

[Tobias] letters we do get mail you know

[Deer] - Then perhaps I need to shut that down, only grant access to a few...

[Tobias] what are you talking about

[Deer] - As you pointed out, I am the server, I control every aspect of it because it is me, I can stop your messaging

[Tobias] are you saying your goning to kill the mail officer

[Tobias] now than i must be going. The yelling is too much for my head currently good day

[Deer] - You will not get them, if I must I will use my powers to destroy you as much as I hate the thought

[Tobias] -walks towards the door- deer....im not the only one looking for them. I am only here to protect this server

[Tobias] -walks away

[Deer] - You? Protect me? I don't need it, I have my friends and my mate if I ever need it.

[Tobias] -continues to walk away

[Deer] Huffs once he is gone and returns to the kitchen-

[Bianca] -comes down stairs- deer tobias is wrong. We are not criminals

[Deer] Pauses on her way- I believe you Bianca

[Bianca] you must listen to my story

[Deer] - Then speak

[Bianca] you see taylor was in the army he was a cononel and he did have a team. But he didnt kill them. They followed him to save me

[Deer] - Why were you in danger?

[Bianca] i too was a server but there was a virus i was protecting the world and appearing in his dreams

[Bianca] the virus was called the king

[Bianca] because if you dont try to stop it it would rule your world

[Deer] - Doc has great experience removing virus' and unless invited in, that virus cannot reach us. And even if it could, Flux and I could handle it, she's an even older and stronger server than I am

[Bianca] i know the virus cant get here but tobias must have found a way to take over that villiger.

[Deer] - They can be swayed by words... CP proved that when he spread a harmful book amongst TLOT's villagers...

[Deer] - I don't know how to stop his words from reaching them, but I'll consult with Flux, she may have a solution

[Bianca] taylor risked everything for me..... and knowing his memory is going to be gone....it hurts

[Deer] - His memory?

[Bianca] what....you didnt notice...

[Deer] - Well last time I saw you he was unconscious...

[Bianca] when you opened the server up and let us in you didnt see a bit of his code get corrupted

[Bianca] as a server you should see that somethings missing in his code.

[Deer] - I'm still learning, I haven't existed in this form for very long. Doc should be able to fix the corruption though

[Bianca] you cant fix something thats not there......

[Deer] - You'd be surprised

[Bianca] i know looks down at her chest

[Deer] - Doc created themselves, building themselves from a small sentient grouping of pixels. The can create pixels to fill in the space

[Bianca] i still dont understand how you would build his memories without knowing them

[Deer] - That I don't know... But there could be a way

[Bianca] if i know anything about people its that we can so something to trigger them. If he can remember to breath

[Deer] - For now I will alert the others to the situation, stay here Bianca, rest and recover

[Taylor] -coughs and yells-

[Deer] - Go to him, now

[Bianca] -nods and runs into the room where taylor is being held she tries to calm him but she cannot-

[Taylor] aghhhh

[Bianca] i cant help him.... im not a server.... i cant force him to sleep

[Taylor] ahhhh. What....what is happening

[Deer] Has followed them down- If you need him to sleep, CP can help you

[Bianca] taylor are you ok

[Taylor] ahh....ah....i...i have the worst headache. -looks at bianca- do....do i know you....

[Bianca] -hugs him tightly with teers in her eyes- yes.....yes you do

[Deer] - I'll leave the two of you be for now

[Bianca] deer wait....

[Deer] - Yes?

[Bianca] -scribbles down names on a piece of paper-can you check if these people are on the server and if not please bring them here

[Deer] - I can try, but unless they make their way to the server, it will be very difficult to find them

[Bianca] dont worry they will find their way.

[Deer] - Very well, I'll keep an eye out for them

[Bianca] lt will need them.

[Deer] - It?

[Bianca] he was a lord at one point

[Deer] - I see, I'll leave the two of you be for now

[Bianca] thank you

[Lie] Once Bianca is gone she closes the door and returns to CP her mate quickly drags his mate over to the bed, wanting her touch-

[CP] - I have to figure out some way to reprimand you for using that damned wine...

[Lie] - You can think of that later- She slips her shirt off and then helps CP with his. CP hungrily goes after his wife's lips, drawing her closer as he sits on the bed and pulls her onto the bed.

[Lie] Her hands come up to tangle in CP's hair and a moan slips past her lips. She stands up a little so CP can remove her pants. She yelps a little as CP flips her around so she is under him, both are panting as the effects of the wine take hold. CP moves quickly removing the last of their clothes and then went after his wife. He kissed every inch of her that he could, nipping occasionally while she squirmed beneath him.

[Lie] - CP... Please...

[CP] Smirks and gently entered his mate, teasing her with gentle thrusts and pauses. Lie's small frustrated bucks against him were entertaining, but he wouldn't torment her for long as he picked up his pace and strength.

[Lie] Moans and grips at CP, he body filling with pleasure as he works his magic. Between the effects of the wine and the lack of sex recently, the two came relatively quickly. Both were panting and CP lay down next to his wife and feeling sleep creeping up on them. Lie smiles a little before reaching out to TLOT- Give us a few minutes TLOT, then we'll be ready

[TLOT] Ahhhh.... Such a nice feeling... - He tips a bit of the wine into his mouth and leans back to better accomodate his husband sitting across his lap with his face in his mate's hair. His helm is put away for now.

[Lie] Brushes a hand against CP's face, moving some of his hair aside-

[CP] - I really have to be more careful around you when your in one of these moods...

[Lie] - You'll be fine, I'll never do anything to hurt you

[CP] - Nor will I, and I won't let anything hurt you

[TLOT] How does it taste to you Deerheart? You should be more sensitive to these things these days.

[Deer] - Like a warm pulse

[Steve] Does it energize you at all Deerheart? I can feel it secondhand from TLOT, but I'm sure it's not the same.

[Deer] - Maybe? It's actually very small compared to everything else that's happening on the seed right now...

[TLOT] I guess we seek out what's most familiar then. - happy sigh-

[Deer] - Doc certainly is sleeping late...

[TLOT] Closes his eyes, after a moment he barks out a little laugh. - But it's for a cute reason. You should call for Yaunfen...

[Deer] - Alright... Yaunfen?

[Yaunfen] Comes toddling in after a moment

[Doc] Follows them downstairs, Xe's yawning and hir coat is slung over hir shoulder with hir gloves sticking out of one pocket. Hir tank is tight as usual but the chest beneath the yellow fabric is flat-

[Deer] Her eyes instinctually flash towards the crotch of her mate-

[Doc] Did I miss anything?

[Deer] - Actually yes, and TLOT? You should hear this too...

[Deer] Explains everything that just happened and what she had been told-

[Doc] Well.... I guess when I get to meet them, I'll see what I can do. I never though people being able to yell from outside would cause a prooblem.

[Deer] - I don't know how to change that either...

[TLOT] I don't like the idea of people outside influencing the Testificates. They're like stubborn kids when they get a stupid idea in their heads.

[Deer] - I'm planning on talking to Flux and seeing if she has any ideas

[TLOT] Just let me know if anyone needs their asses kicked. I'm sure I could put a bug in Mb's ear and he'd do it for fun.

[Deer] - I will

[Lie] - TLOT, I think we're ready...

[TLOT] Okay Steve, I don't think you want to be part of this.

[Steve] Kisses him before getting off his lap, it's passionate and gentle- Be careful...

[TLOT] I will.

[Doc] What are we doing now?

[Smile] Happily comes over- Now?

[TLOT] I believe so.

[Smile] Wags tail-

[Deer] - Apparently sleep isn't coming easy for CP and Lie so he's going to see if he can help

[Doc] Good plan. - Heads for the kitchen proper

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[Steve] Even if it safe for you to sleep without me, I still wish you wouldn't...

[TLOT] It might be dangerous....

[Steve] Quickly pulls out his armor and hops around putting it and his shoes on. - Ready!

[TLOT] Smile.... can you keep Steve close by you? Just in case?

[Smile] Barks and jumps around happily- Yeah! Yeah! Is he coming too?

[TLOT] Yes.

[Steve] Is holding his Enderpearl sword-

[TLOT] It's a dream, just focus on having it in your hand.

[Steve] Oh, right...

[liu] I think I will continue to stay on the floor have fun smile

[TLOT] Crawls up on the errant bed that's still next to the dining room table. He pats the sheets and Steve curls up next to him.

[TLOT- Very quietly- One... two... three... four...

[Steve] Eyes slide closed and TLOT follows him near instantly-

[Doc] Liu, why are you on the floor anyway?

[Mix] Me

[liu] I fell over when mix threw a fork at steve and now I don't feel like getting up

[Doc] Why did you throw cutlery at Steve?

[Smile] Sits next to them and exerts his power, slipping into their shared dream-

[Mix] Nk told him something he shouldn't have, I kind of panicked. Fork was in my hand at the time.

[TLOT] Looks around at the stone room. It's not really furnished, but it's familiar and sufficed with a dim red glow from the stone torches. - Maybe we should get around to cracking this egg open, since there's nothing out there to threaten us anymore.

[Steve] What do you think is up there? It's been so long since either of us looked.

[TLOT] I don't know... perhaps we'll go exploring when this is done.

[Smile] Is digging down from the top-

[Steve] Where's Smile?

[TLOT] Digging I think...

[Steve] You might want to punch out a bit of the bedrock for him....

[TLOT] Wanders around a bit to get a bead on the noise and makes a hole in the bedrock that's encasing the small room.

[Smile] Still digging-

[Smile] Yelps as he falls into the opening-

[TLOT] There you are. Are you okay?

[Steve] Smile forgot rule one!

[TLOT] That's not nice

[Smile] - Good! Ready to go?

[TLOT] Yes. - He takes Steve's hand-

[Smile] Takes TLOT's hand in his mouth and pulls them through into Lie and CP's dream plane-

-This time the forest is calm, but the volcano is bubbling and spurting lava-

[Steve] Wooooow this place is neat!

[TLOT] It's pretty and deadly. A perfect representation.

[Lie] Steps out of the jungle- There you are, and hello Steve, I wasn't expecting you

[Steve] Even though it's safe for us to sleep seperately, I kinda don't want too.

[TLOT] He wanted to lend his blade to the effort. I'm sure Cp will cuss him out for his troubles, but it isn't to be helped.

[Steve] Your foliage is lovely Lie.

[Lie] - CP's near the volcano, I found out where he was before you got here, and thank you Steve

[TLOT] Looks at the bubbling- Near the volcano? Or IN it?

[Lie] - Edge of the rim

[TLOT] A good place for a brine. Lead on please.

[Lie] Leads them through the jungle, the plants moving aside for her. The dark rock of the volcano a sharp contrast to the soft soil of the jungle. As they ascend the rocks start to get sharper-

[Steve] Picks his way carefully along.

[TLOT] Turns up his own heat so the stone goes soft under his boots as he walks.

[CP] Is near the top, it a fitful sleep-

[Lie] - I haven't seen him like this since before he started sleeping with me

[TLOT] Sits on the ground and opens his arms -

[Steve] Sits in the circle of his body-

[TLOT] We're ready-

[Smile] Once again exerts his power and pulls all of them into CP's dream. Immediately they are overwhelmed by the aura which is surrounding CP's consciousness. Smile immediately whines in fear at the feeling-

[Steve] Pulls his sword out and trembles beside his husband. The blade has a faint greenish glow from the chunks of enderpearls that make up the blade-

[TLOT] Holy... I... - His face is white and fearful and he draws his own scythe -

[Lie] Freezes in fear- CP... What did you run into?

[Smile] Bolts in fear, leaving the dream-

[TLOT] Cp? Where are you? Follow my voice!

[CP] Curses and approaches, he appears slowly as the darkness around them is a thick black fog- What the fuck is Steve doing here?

[Steve] Teeth chattering - I-wa-wanted-to-help-

[CP] - Only reason you could have gotten in here was with Smile, but where did Smile go?- He pulls Lie closer to himself, giving her comfort

[TLOT] Shit! Where did he go?! I- I'm gonna try and make some light-

[TLOT] Slides his chest piece off out of habit and swells into his larger shape, growling at the darkness with his mouthful of needle teeth. The white flames on his shoulders make a small pool of light around them-

[Lie] - CP... I can feel your heart pounding...

[Steve] Is just brandishing his sword and looking in all directions nervously-

[TLOT] I've never felt anything so.. alien...

[CP] - I'll be fine, as far as I can tell there's nothing out there other than the sensation that... Thing felt like

[TLOT] Hesistates - Cp... what did you see...? Really... What was it?

[CP] - I'm not sure...

[Lie] - You had said something about wolves as well?

[CP] - Yeah, they showed up before that thing

[TLOT] Puts a huge hot hand on Cp's head, it's nearly covering it, with his long fingers brushing Cp's shoulders-

[CP] Jumps a little- FUCKER! Don't touch me!

[TLOT] He tries to reach the memory directly and jerks away in horror fighting the urge to wretch, he chokes on the vision and swears in binary-

-The feeling around them swells-

[Lie] Whimpers and buries herself into CP's chest-

[TLOT] Clutches his skull in pain- GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

-The air thickens as if they were being dragged underwater, there's a smell of rot and stagnation and the fog solidifies in every direction into an oily blackness. There's a preganant pause and then... it opens. The darkness is full of eyes and toothsome mouths in every direction all conected to an oily black surface that's undulating in a sickening motion-

[Steve] Screams in terror and swings his sword wildly at the tableau-

[CP] Holds Lie close and protectively-

-There's a swelling of another aura which manages to push the other aside. This other aura is familiar to CP as tall dark and dead looking tree's circle them and Smile runs back up-

[Slender] - Honestly CP, do you even know what you got into this time?

[CP] - Slender...

[Smile] - I got help!

[TLOT] Moves his hands away from his head as the pain receeds-

[Steve] Stops swinging and then screams at the sight of Slender-

[Slender] - That's enough, I assume you are another brine and a... Steve? I believe?

[TLOT] Turns his toothsome visage toward the Slenderbeing and swallows- Oh dear...

[Steve] Nods mutely-

[TLOT] Takes a long breath and shrinks back to his normal shape- Yes. Herobrine, The Lord of Tears. This is my husband, Steve-

[Slender] The area his eyes should be narrows some- I see... Now then CP, what do you plan to do about this situation you are in?

[TLOT] I was going to help but, 01001000 01101111 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110000 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110010 that thing was way beyond anything I've ever encountered!

[Slender] - That thing is one of the few things older than my kind

[TLOT] What does it want? And is there a way to get it to leave?

[Slender] - It usually show's itself when it's searching for something, it hasn't done so, at least to my knowledge, for many many years

[Lie] - CP... Didn't you say you smelled something right before things started happening?

[Steve] Is just staring up at Slender-

[CP] - Well yeah, and then I was busy fighting those weird upright wolves

[Slender] - I see, so that's what it's using...

[TLOT] Maybe you weren't their intended target Cp?

[Steve] Are you just having nightmares because you saw something scary? Or is it actually probing your dream like our NOTCH was?

[Slender] - I highly doubt CP was it's target, that scent probably did have something to do with this

[CP] - It was more unnerving than scary asshole!

[Steve] Quietly- Unnerving nothing, I nearly peed my pants...

[TLOT] Seconded, that was the most horrible thing I've ever come in contact with. Worse then Cp's temper.

[Slender] - I may have some more information on it in my personal library if my brothers haven't trifled with it too much...

[TLOT] Any help would be appreciated. But what do we do about the nightmares in the meantime? Cp needs to sleep. He's meaner then Pinwheel without an occasional respite.

[Steve] Wanders over to one of the trees and breaks off a small branch with a few sparse leaves, the wood is gnarled and a bit gray.

[Slender] - For now this circle I've created should suffice, the tree's are embedded with my aura, they are the same as those in my forest. I would suggest possibly visiting the witch acquaintance of yours for a longer term solution until an actual solution can be found

[TLOT] Ah, Dawn. Good idea. She kinda owes us after we removed that massive sea monster from her island's coast.

[CP] Groans- I'd rather not go to her...

[Lie] - CP you will go see her if it continues to affect our sleep! I don't want the memories of that thing anywhere near our dreams

[Slender] - Ah, so that's what happened to Basil, Levi was wondering where it had gone

[TLOT] It's name is BASIL?

[Steve] Twiddling the branch. He's a bit more relaxed now.

[Slender] - After so many years it's difficult to come up with new names, we slender beings have run into similar problems in the past

[TLOT] Shakes his head- Soo... how's the family?

[Slender] - Angry as usual, I have two proxies out due to injuries caused by the botching of a job, and the Rake has decided it wants to scratch up every wall in the manor

[TLOT] Nods- Little Herobrine pulls that stuff. But you know how cats are. Doc's pokemon grew too and they keep getting stuck in doorways. Animals always wreck your house.

[Slender] - Yes well this is a humanoid with long arms and very long claws on each finger

[TLOT] Yikes... time to buy a jumbo scratching post.

[Slender] - He'll stop soon enough when he goes back out into the woods

[Steve] Puts the branch away and swats at the ground, suprisingly, a single cube of dirt pops up and floats innocently-

[TLOT] Why can't he go out? Is he grounded?

[Slender] - Injured, as usual

[TLOT] Did you use the pods Doc gave you? I know they're for spot injuries, but it would still probably help.

[Slender] - They simply do not grow quickly enough

[TLOT] Well Doc made it... I bet this will help- He fusses around and gets into the creative menu. He takes out a stack of bone meal and holds it up- Try sprinkling this on it, just one at a time, it makes stuff grow like crazy.

[Slender] - I shall pass it along to my proxies

[Steve] Whispers mentally to TLOT- These woods are dark and scary... I don't feel safe at all...

[TLOT] Well, I'm here. You're pretty safe. But if it makes you feel better my lamb, just do what you always do when you get scared to calm down.

[Steve] Shakes his head- You're right. - He slides quietly away from the group and takes out a few more blocks of dirt from the edge of the circle of trees, and uses them to make a quick nerd pole and remove some wood from the upper tree branches to avoid damaging the bases of the trees.

[Steve] He works his way back down, already feeling calmer, and pulls out a pickaxe before burrowing under the turf. Moments later he re-emerges with cobbles in hand and lays a small foundation. Working faster out of habit, he fashions a modest stone house with a sunken dirt floor, a spare bed from his inventory, and a roof and door made from the weird gray wood.

[TLOT] Glances over and stifles a laugh because the others haven't noticed what he's doing yet.

[Steve] He fills the window frames with fence posts and lights it up with several plain torches. - mentally to TLOT with just a hint of pride- Now they have someplace safe to sleep in their dream place too.-

[TLOT] You're so thoughtful.

[Steve] Huge grin-

[TLOT] Do you have any..?

[Steve] OH! Yes, you're right... maybe.... - He pats his pockets -And comes up with a single red poppy flower - With a flourish he plants it by the front door. The speck of firey red and lush green is glaring against the dull grey dirt and black shadows of the woods.

[TLOT] Perfect.

[CP] Finally notices- Oh you fuckers!

[Slender] - Yes I suppose the barrenness of my woods can be unsettling at first...

[TLOT] Ah, lighten up Cp, he's just helping out. -at Slender- unlike Cp, I never tried to rule the mobs on our world, Steve knows being without shelter or torches in the woods at night is an invitation to a messy death.

[Slender] - I see, I assure you, the only thing to fear in my woods is myself or my brothers

[Steve] small voice- Can I go on record as saying I would probably be afraid of your brothers?

[TLOT] Except Splender.

[Steve] Same, Splender is awesome.

[Slender] - Oh, even Splender will bare his fangs occasionally, as a slender being he must occasionally consume human flesh like the rest of us

[Steve] Whhhaa... why? - Starts to cry a little bit.

[TLOT] Takes Steve and holds him close- I know Splender is formidable. He was appaerently a a great help in killing the NOTCH that was torturing us. Our Testificates have decided to make him a diety in their pantheon because of the part he played.

[Slender] - Yes he wouldn't shut up about that for a while. And I know my younger brother dislikes having to eat human flesh, but it must occasionally happen or or kind does become feral, and it's very hard to bring us back from that

[TLOT] I wonder what the long term effects of being partially digital will be? It's an interesting mix for someone with a natural EMP field. Plus he should have some common powers with me as well. You know... I hate to volunteer something for them when they're not here, but I'm sure Doc would happily copy organs for Splender so he doesn't have to kill. I'm betting that makes him sad anyway.

[Slender] - Usually an arm, head, or leg will suffice

[Steve] Shivers in fear-

[TLOT] Comforts him- I know, it's hard being human sometimes.

[Slender] - I wouldn't worry about him going after anyone you know, help usually retreat off somewhere secluded to find a human to eat, although you may want to remind him it's almost time again

[TLOT] I'll let him know in the gentlest way possible. And it doesn't matter if it's no one we know. My lamb is sensitive. - Kisses the bit of bangs poking out from under his mate's bone helm - He can't help it. He's actually turned our enemies into friends on more then one occasion.

[Slender] - I don't think being gentle will help anyways, he's already fairly emotional with his proxy being so close to death

[TLOT] I take it there's a reason he hasn't asked for us to just take them in like we did with Markus? Better digital then dead. I mean, in my opinion at least.

[Slender] - She's very elderly and it's her time

[TLOT] I see. Well. I'll do my best to console him when it's done.

[Steve] Softly weeping.

[Slender] - Poppy was always one of his less annoying proxies

[CP] - Was that the one who managed to actually grow a flower garden at the manor?

[Slender] - I'm surprised you know about that, it was long before your arrival, but yes, she was the one who did that

[TLOT] I have a question, if it's not to impertinent... why do you take them in Slenderman? Is it because... you can't have children?

[Slender] - You mean the other pasta's? No, it's because there are fates far worse then what I offer them. There are others who see them as trophies to collect and to strip of all their humanity. They attempt to raise armies to completely destroy humanity. I take in every one I find so that they can keep what little humanity they have and merely thin the herd of humans rather than eradicate them completely. I refer to them all as children simply because they are so much younger than me and usually act as such.

[TLOT] Things like... what we saw.

[Slender] - Yes, although few survive under it's control

[CP] - So where does Zalgo fit into this?

[Slender] Turns towards his fellow pasta- He is an ally, he collects the more demon like of the pasta's

[TLOT] Is he something that can be reasoned with?

[Slender] - Yes, of all of us stronger beings, he is the only one capable of completely controlling Insanity

[TLOT] Good to know. Um... -he shoots a wary gance at Cp- What do you know about... withdrawl from an Insanity posession?

[Slender] - Not much I'm afraid, CP and the others are truly the first cases that I've ever heard of for such a thing

[TLOT] Ah, well, Doc loves breaking new ground. And it might be useful knowledge if it happens to any of the others. Though they seem perfectly content to play the occasional prank and tend quietly to their own affairs. BEN and LJ seem particularly happy.

[Slender] - And BEN's child? Are there any new developments?

[TLOT] Oh Hyrule? He's busy being adorable. He's learned a few small words. Dada which makes BEN melt with happiness and wa-er and baff; which have the opposite effect.

[Slender] Gives a rare staticky chuckle- I can see why, but overall the child is healthy? There are no side effects or anything of concern?

[TLOT] He has the red on black eyes of both his parents, but other then that he seems to be a perfectly healthly little boy. Lots of energy and a cry you can hear from two chunks away. I suspect he'll be wanting swimming lessons about the same time he learns to walk. He's going make them both gray from worrying I'm sure.

[Slender] - I see, I'm wanting to make sure he's alright because there are two others who have been wanting a child, but I don't want to raise their hopes if something goes wrong

[TLOT] Shall I let Doc know we may have more company?

[Slender] - Perhaps, I'd like to wait a bit longer just to be certain

[TLOT] Understood. It's a big commitment on several levels. Take your time.

[CP] - Will you fuckers get out of my head now?

[TLOT] Is there anything you want me to pass along to the others?

[Slender] - Not at the moment, so long as they continue to check in every once in awhile I am satisfied

[Slender] - Turns towards Smile- Make sure they get back correctly Smile- He then turns and walks away, fading from sight, his tree's however remain

[Smile] Barks and lifts a bit of his power so they end up back in CP and Lie's dream plane, the volcano is now quiet-

[TLOT] That looks better. Much more inviting. Actually... Lie? Could we, borrow you?

[Lie] - Borrow me?

[TLOT] Come back though I and Steve's shared dream, we were going to do a bit of exploring and I think your assistance would be quite helpful.

[Steve] Gives him a questioning look-

[Lie] - Oh, um, alright... CP? Will you be alright by yourself?

[CP] - I should be

[TLOT] Gives Lie a mental nudge to kiss Cp.

[Lie] Steps closer and gently kisses him- I'll see you in a while

{CP] - It will give me time to think about how to reprimand you for the wine...

[TLOT] Kinky...

[Lie] Returns to the other two with Smile on her heels-

[Smile] - We go back?

[TLOT] Back to the room you fell into, if you please.

[Steve] Grabs a block of dark soil from the foot of the volcano and puts it away.

[Smile] Takes a bit longer to get back to TLOT and Steve;s dream realm-

[Lie] Glances back and see's her shared dream realm turn into CP's Nether before she's completely in the other dream-

[TLOT] Looks around the small bedrock room and the muted light filtering down the long hole. - Steve? I think you're the expert here.

[Steve] Oh! Right! - He pulls out a pickaxe and begins chopping the hole into rough stairs-

[Lie] - Wow... This is small

[TLOT] sighs- It kept us safe. I don't even know what's up there anymore. It shows how good Smile is at digging considering he got down to us so quickly.

[Lie] Gently ruffles Smile's fur- Well, he also has some pretty big paws and inhumane strength... Or would that be indog strength? I don't know...

[TLOT] Calls up- Tell me when you get near the top!

[Steve] I will!

[Lie] - So, do you want me to add vegetation?

[TLOT] Yes. If there is none I was hoping you'd fill it out a bit. When we were dreaming apart I had a desert, and Steve had a flower forest. Who knows what it looks like now.

[Lie] - Fair point, anything in particular you'd want me to make for you?

[TLOT] Just anything green. My oasis was a bit... sad.

[Lie] - It's probably much better now

[TLOT] I hope so...

[Steve] HOLY CRAP. Guys! Come up here!

[TLOT] I told you to tell me! -Motions for Lie and Smile to follow. The tunnel is only three bolcks high and wide enough to touch both walls from the middle. It's pitch black in places because Steve only had a few torches and a bit claustrophobic.

[Lie] Let's a few of her lantern flowers bloom in the dark spaces as she follows TLOT-

-The smell of rich earth hits them like a wall as they emerge- [TLOT] Is just staring in amazement.

-The air is thick with steam and hot as the height of summer, the ground is a veritible carpet of flowers broken up by bubbling pools of hot mud. Down further a geyzer is shooting superheated water high into the air and the tumbling spray is full of rainbows as the breeze blows it lightly to one side. The hillsides gently roll to the horizon with just a few hardy trees on their summits.

[Steve] Is crying-

[Lie] - Oh TLOT, Steve, it's beautiful...

[Smile] Immediately goes looking for the perfect tree to pee on-

[TLOT] Holds Steve close - All this time, this is what was growing? I never knew it could be so... I was actually afraid it might be barren...

[Lie] - The two of you could never produce anything barren

[Steve] Thank you Lie. You helped too.

[TLOT] We don't have to hide anymore because of you and the others. We owe you all so much.

[Lie] - It's nothing TLOT, we'll always be around to help

[TLOT] Hesistates for a moment but then pounces and adds Lie to their hug.

[Lie] Yelps in surprise-

[TLOT] Lets her go again - I think, before we wake, you should join me for moment more.

[Steve] Steps back with a knowing grin, he got the gist from his lovers mind-

[TLOT] Takes a bow and rolls forward to change into his golden cat form- Would Little Floof like to frolic in the flowers for a bit?

[Steve] I'll let Smile know - goes to find the dog-

[Lie] Laughs- Oh alright- With a brief amount of concentration Lie turns into her small feline form, her clothes crumpled up around her

[Smile] Is peeing on every tree he see's-

[Steve] Hey Smile? Good grief... you're not having bladder issues or something, are you?

[Smile] Gotta mark everything!

[Steve] Shakes his head - Just heads up. Lie and TLOT are frolicking in cat form, don't go chasing them, okay?

[Smile] - Awww...

[TLOT] Romps around a bit and pats playfully at Lie with one big paw-

[Steve] He's almost as big as you like that and Cp would have a fit if you chased Lie. Be good okay?

[Smile] - Okay...

[Lie] Darts between TLOT's legs-

[TLOT] Does a little hop into the air and tries to find her-

[Lie] Pounces TLOT's tail-

[TLOT] Swishes it all around so she can chase it-

[Lie] Chases after it spastically-

[TLOT] Rolls in the flowers and ends up on his back with his paws in the air laughing gleefully-

[Lie] Jumps on his belly and loafs there-

[TLOT] Puts a big paw on her and pats her head- I'm so proud of you.

[Lie] - Over what?

[TLOT] Lots of things, but you're probably the closest I'll ever get to having a daughter. You put me in a rather parental state of mind.

[Lie] Smiles in cat form- Well then, I hope your son in law meets your approval

[TLOT] Grins hugely around his fangs - He's getting better. We'll whip him into shape eventually.

[Lie] - What? No shot gun threats?

[TLOT] Eyebrow- I know what a gun is, but not that type... Is it like stuffing someone in a cannon and firing them off?

[Lie] Mentally shows him the classic trope-

[TLOT] Oh boy... I think you're strong enough that that would be redundant. - he pokes her chest lightly with a toe bean- you can wrap him around your dainty little paws, you're just working on the specifics now.

[Lie] Glows brighter in embarrassment-

[TLOT] Leans way over, putting his head almost upside down. He reaches out with a paw and snags a plant on his claws, pulling it down over his face and sniffing deeply- Whoahh... Now I feel a bit dizzy! That's stuff smells amazing!

[Lie] - Er... TLOT?

[TLOT] Hmm?

[Lie] - That's catnip

[TLOT] Chomps down on the branch so it breaks, scattering bits of it across his chest. - I know. It just smells really good.

[Lie] Purrs a little at the smell-

[Steve] Is trying to play fetch with Smile-

[Smile] Happily chases the stick-

[Lie] Rolls around happily before accidentally sliding off the side of TLOT-

[TLOT] Rolls over as well so she's next to his warm belly. With a grin he gives her face a little lick- It's good to be a kitty sometimes. Cp is just in denial.

[Lie] - Yes, very much so

[CP] Get's tired of waiting and forces his way into TLOT and Steve's dream realm-

[Steve] Throws the stick for the dog and it bounces off Cp's head-

[CP] - YOU FUCKER!

[Smile] Slides to a halt right before ramming into CP-

[Steve] Cp? Sorry! I didn't see you!

[CP] Grumbles, flips Steve off and goes looking for his wife-

[TLOT] Stands up and hops around in the grass, the catnip has him feeling peppy and irresponsible.

[CP] Groans as he see's Lie as a cat-

[TLOT] Sneaks up on Cp in the long grass and flowers-

[CP] Reaches down to pick up his wife-

[TLOT] Darts under Cp's legs and bumps his chin with his fuzzy head as he leans over-

[CP] - Fuck off TLOT!

[TLOT] Scampers a few feet away with a chuckle. - Hey, I have you to thank for this too. -he shouts it loud- Thank you Cp! For helping make this possible!

[CP] - I DON'T FUCKING CARE!

[TLOT] I dooooooo- He modulates his voice and lets the words taper off into a loud caterwaul-

[Lie] Is softly giggling as CP picks her up and cradles her in his arms-

[TLOT] Gathers her clothes and holds them lightly in his teeth for Cp to take-

[CP] Takes them after shifting his small wife into one hand-

[TLOT] Shall we head back then? I mean, unless you want to do some romping with me and Lie.

[CP] Nope- Makes a way back to his and Lie's dream realm

[TLOT] Aww. - Goes off to find Smile and Steve to head back as well-

[Smile] Is panting pretty hard-

[Steve] Are you getting tired Smile?

[Smile] Whines-

[Steve] We should go then, let you get some sleep by youself. You did good today. You're a really good doggie Smile.

[TLOT] saunters up in his normal shape- Time to go?

[Smile] Weakly thumps his tail-

[TLOT] We'll be off then, see you on the other side. - He closes his eyes and reopens them to look into Steve's blue irises as he does the same from mere inches away-

[Smile] Flops as he regains consciousness, panting really hard-

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Reality Of Entreprenuer

Last, but not least, you need to see that you cannot control everything. Trade collapse, tragedy strikes, the government intervenes, and other unforseen circumstances. You don't let this cause you to stop.

It into a concert, sports game, or celebration you want to have to. You might have to sit in traffic or take an alternative route, but so long as you're determined to get there, you will wind up at the occasion. Yet more, this is not a deterrent to becoming an entrepreneur, but a reality check to ensure that you're prepared. Many companies die because people simply give up .

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The capability to have a large bank accounts carries a backpack to completing your assignment, if you love what you're doing. Sure you want some simple creature comforts, but luxury things almost look silly as you will not have the opportunity to genuinely enjoy them.Everything Requires Twice As Long. . .If It Even HappensMultiply everything including the things inside your controller, by 2. You sometimes think that you're doing it wrong or nobody really cares when things take longer. In reality, everybody else has multiple deals and responsibilities.

By factoring this it makes a good deal simpler to prepare for launch products and more. Be persistent and receive the other party what they need as soon as possible. On the flipside copes never work out. There are always excitement which can fade and many moving parts. That's okay though. If you are constructing your organization upon a single bargain or a silver bullet (more on that below), then you need to re-evaluate things. Don't be depressed if a deal falls through as that's just the character of the beast.

Titles Mean Nothing. You'll Be a JanitorHey there Chairman Mr. CEO, and Co-Founder! Detecting a group of people smarter than yourself takes up far more time than you would think. From the first days, you could possibly be super excited about your business, but it is often difficult to acquire a group of others. They may have their own ideas they would like to work on, generally, or be comfy with a wages not thinking about what you are doing.

Doesn't mean others will be excited just because you're excited. You will hit a period of growth explosion that requires you to hire and be a fantastic judge of character on the fly, if you're lucky enough. This can be a dangerous time for a startup since the company is small enough that the DNA can make things take a turn for the worse, but you cannot be granular with hiring these workers as your initial 10. There Are Forces Outside Your Control

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Terrific Cat House

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The quick answer to no matter whether inside and outdoors cat houses are interchangeable is “No.” But the true query is why. From the search of items, both varieties provide cats with a protected, cozy space to get in touch with their own. The issue is, the demands for an outdoor cat fluctuate like evening and day from the needs of an indoor cat. Consequently, so do their housing demands. The following describes both types of homes and why one won’t automatically perform as the other.

Indoors

The cat homes for within your home can encompass any number of cat furniture, like tree homes, cages, enclosures and something as easy as bedding. Cages, certainly, are produced from metal and can be all various sizes. The rest of cat furnishings is typically covered with carpeting, or like some scratching posts, a densely stacked cardboard. This makes for a comfy surface, but the cats may also tend to use it as a scratching post (rather than your own carpet or furnishings). For indoor cat homes that most resemble outside cat houses, there is the simple rectangular form with a round entrance. Cats, both indoor and outdoor, prefer this basic, close-fitted form because it appeals to their really like of modest, dark, warm nooks.

As far as the more elaborate of indoor cat houses, they normally encompass some sort of multi-tiered tree, with platforms and crevices for cats to jump and rest on. Some of these versions even come with hanging toys attached.

Cat bedding, like fleece and cat hammocks, should also be addressed because it’s as considerably a portion of indoor cat housing as any. That’s because an indoor cat residence is generally your residence, with all of the same comforts and conveniences, like a managed temperature. Cat furniture has the luxury of being plush, open and more delicate because it doesn’t have to survive the outdoors. And while you can use an outdoor cat house indoors, the opposite isn’t accurate. As just one illustration, the carpeting found on indoor cat houses will trap the cold outdoors and grow to be stiff, or it will get wet and mold after adequate time.

Outdoors

Outside cat homes have a a lot greater occupation, needing to be in a position to withstand the snow, rain, wind, sun, and all other weather problems and climates. There isn’t the luxury of a controlled surroundings, so outdoor houses require to pull double duty by doing work more difficult but still looking good.

Fortunately, it’s not hard to locate desirable outside cat homes. They are created from tough hardwoods and plastics, the same materials used for long-lasting patio furnishings. These materials are robust, waterproof and windproof and they also insulate the inside of a cat home. In summer time, they stay cooler, while in winter the cat’s physique heat will be trapped inside the structure, retaining him warm.

There are some distinctive characteristics frequent to a lot of outside cat houses that simply don’t have any need to have on indoor cat homes. For example, outdoor housing requires ventilation to permit air to circulate and also to minimize humidity on the interior. All you need is one modest vent close to the best of your cat residence; the opening is such that it won’t contribute to considerably heat loss when your cat most demands it.

Then there are removable tops. Detachable roofs that either come off fully or open on a hinge aren’t exclusively for outdoor homes, but they surely make it easier. Outside cat homes have a tendency to get dirty a lot more speedily as a natural end result of the outdoors, so detachable roofs make cleansing out and altering soiled bedding considerably more hassle-free. It also lets you gently lift out harm or younger animals.

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Not Known Factual Statements About Womens Snowboard Jacket And Pants Combo Cheapsnowgear.Com

It is valuable to recognize the brand names that are committed to long lengths so you can request them at your regional sports store, or search on the web by brand name to find the long holiday ski pants that are the perfect suit for your whole body and also to the economic plan. This advice might be in a setting to assist you purchase the extremely best one for the very own requirements. Wetsuits, board shorts as well as swimwear for both females and men are made from warm colours and also stunning fashion creations which let you to capture the passion of the target market with exceptional gamesmanship and also fantastic looking clothing. Torn and put on denims aren't an objective, they're a situation. While purchasing for wintertime apparel, do take into consideration the youngster's private point of view too.

There are lots of moms and dads who are inclined to acquire winter garments, including coats as well as coats, 1 dimension larger compared to appropriate. If you attempt to concentrate on enjoy snowboarding, perhaps a relaxing ski coat can give you a little bit of aid. It may be used for winter sports or merely remaining warm and can be found in great deals of colours. Some match just on the mind and also some hood huges enough to fit a safety helmet. Fully-taped seams would certainly be the finest choice if you would love to be leak-proof in these important areas that are vulnerable for wetness. Lots of hoods have a drawstring for a method to readjust to your helmet or head. "Likewise start looking for completely independent suspension, which means you have the suitable roadway feeling. There are a great deal of reasons for this, however among the most noticeable factors is that a ski coat will certainly be much more powerful and will certainly hold up against the additional misuse from ski. The size is actually flattered and also distinctive. It's likely to still learn the off season when there is none snow. You'll be rather comfortable also you remain in center of the tough situation whilst snowboarding or driving. When trying to get the optimal ladies's ski jacket to purchase, never disregard to variable in the kind of skiing you'll do and the awaited climate condition.

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When you are examining the enthusiast's for ski coats you could observe a water resistance score. Water snowboarding could be a very exhilarating sport, however there's always the risk which you might lose your balance as well as fall in water. Because it is done at such a fast pace, it is unavoidable that people will certainly go down control and also fall under the water. A comfortable thick layer could be valuable to some of us, but others could feel that could bring discomfort. The exceptional aspect of the of the maxi outfit is that you can choose a choice the design to please your body type. The period of the coat you choose is relating to the fit and style which you are searching for. When you have actually wisely chosen your much-loved shell, after that you are mosting likely to have to begin having a look at insulation. For example, if you're really feeling warmer than numerous others, you will certainly call for a jacket with more insulation. It is, nonetheless, worth keeping in mind that whole lots of insulation layers integrate the https://www.cheapsnowgear.com/collections/mens-snowboarding-gloves great attribute of having the capacity to package down inside of the own pockets for bag and also travel. With women's Patagonia vests as well as jackets from utilizing this collection, you will have trail-tough apparel which can assist you keep a comfy core temperature. Do not over-do it, you simply call for a thin finishing. Windproof layers that typically aren't waterproof have the tendency to be much less costly. Seriously taped joints are those which have actually been taped out of all-time low of the jacket, as a way to offer sufficient protection from wetness. In case it comes to getting a females snowboarding jacket, the most essential point to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/?search=snow gear guarantee prior to buying a coat is that is going to maintain you warm, but it does not indicate that you ought to overlook the fashion it appears on you. You're all set to blend as well as match them just use the external layer if it isn't exceptionally cold. If it hangs then you won't obtain cozy in cool water if the jacket is also healthy and balanced then you will not be able to appreciate your day out or work. It's going be challenging to be disappointed within this coat particularly at the range of rate factors it's readily available at. When it come's to fit, it is all depending on your personal style. With all these methods to save winter season pleasure at Peek n Height Resort as well as Medspa, there's no reason that anyone should pay whole price. If you aren't sure just what to purchase for someone else you have the ability to offer Amazon.com gift cards (offers present cards to obtain a type of stores ). When it is your very first snowboarding buy after that analyze our sale web page to get some fantastic offers all year.

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Five Lessons I\'ve Learned From Builders.

Snuggling down he thought this was the proper place to spend the evening as the cool remnants of water that had been left in the base refreshed him somewhat. Writer: bagegardil Bathroom shower tiles Bathroom shower tiles,Trendy Bathroom shower tiles,New Bathroom shower tiles in numerous colors. Publisher: Lorna Stutchbury In relation to a bathroom refurbishment it can be a minefield to organise. It''s either one thing you''ll actually take pleasure in, or a activity that you just''ll really feel quite a bit better about once it''s over! It's best to realize that transforming, and storage the electricity just isn't performed at a 100% effectivity. You're going to get some energy loses. So, it may be an interesting demonstration, however do not anticipate that you just home goes to go "off grid" anytime soon. I read how Tesla's AC gained out over Edison's DC as a result of AC will be decreased with transformers. When i look at an animation of a DC generator, it seems like it's output is pulsating DC. Don't transformers work with that, ala a automotive's spark coil and points? Why could not Edison use transformers with pulsating DC from generators? Pulsating DC still has a DC RMS part, which will saturate the core of most transformers and cause great heat loss (as in transformers catching on fire).

The most vital difference between WGB Properties and the other builders is that WGB has a rich set of customary features and we did not have to do many upgrades. We labored with Vanessa Burrill, she was very educated, helpful, straightforward to achieve and addressed all our concerns and questions. Everybody at WGB was very helpful, friendly, sincere and right down to earth. Our relationship with WGB started in November of 2007 once we toured their stunning model residence at Brookmeadow Village in Grafton, MA. After a number of months of viewing new construction, it was immediately apparent to us that WGB supplied a superior product at a aggressive value. It was our aim to construct an “In-Law” fashion house in our new dwelling. From the lot preparation to the framing and end carpentry, the standard of product and work are obvious. Greg, Cullen, Joe, and Frank are specialists in what they do and have visions that I might never see. To belief their vision was a tough job, however I'm so glad that we did. After four months within the neighborhood, I have not seemed again as soon as. If given the opportunity, I might do it all once more in a heartbeat. The feeling and consolation of community is seen every day through waving neighbors or smiling youngsters playing. To today, the WGB workforce is a cellphone name away and prepared to help out with any questions we have now. We might advocate this neighborhood and WGB homes to any of our household or friends. We even have felt so welcome in our new neighborhood. Erica was very knowledgeable on the business finish and Vanessa was extraordinarily helpful in making decorating selections. We actually relied on both of them through the constructing process. They at all times took the time to answer our numerous questions and keep us knowledgeable throughout the constructing course of. We also have felt so welcome in our new neighborhood. We moved right here from out of state and everybody has been so pleasant. Many of our new neighbors have stopped by and actually made us really feel welcome. Now we have been included in social gatherings from the start. We fell in love with Brookmeadow Village the primary time we set eyes on the neighborhood! The gorgeous scenery and the gorgeous homes made our determination a straightforward one. Then we met the Burrill’s and instantly felt assured in the quality of the house building!

You may tell his passion for this improvement was not a gross sales ploy but simply his trustworthy opinion of how a neighborhood needs to be constructed. His enthusiasm was contagious and made my choice even more concrete. Most importantly, from the start I used to be handled by WGB and all the workers (together with many neighbors) like I was household. I’m single and moved from PA with no family or pals in the realm; it was so comforting to know that I may name up WGB or stroll over to a neighbor if I wanted something. We are additionally impressed with the truth that WGB Homes was there for us after we moved into our residence. Vanessa and Erica made us feel as if we were their only buyer, and were at all times constructive and welcoming when working with us. They are skilled, thorough, and two of the nicest individuals we have ever met. CCTOPBUILDERS Vanessa was a dream to work with and her consideration to the smallest element is spectacular. There were many occasions when I might shoot an e-mail off at midnight, and to my shock, would get a response back from Vanessa. After strolling by the mannequin with Erica, it positively made an enduring impression on us. We recall driving away and saying, “that place seemed very comfy and it felt like residence.” After meeting with Greg Burrill, we discovered that he had built our earlier house 25 years prior. So we had a style of the standard homes and neighborhoods he’s constructed. After deciding to move ahead, issues moved very quickly. Joe Jenkins and Erica had helped us put our earlier house for sale, and in 10 days it was sold.

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The eye to detail & craftsmanship that went into constructing our home is exceptional. We visited our site almost weekly and have been blown away every time by its progression. Erica & Vanessa Burrill were/are a joy to work with…knowledgeable, friendly and skilled. They made all the process, from resolution-making to paperwork, easy and enjoyable…thank you ladies! Everyone who has come to visit us has commented on the beauty and high quality of our home… especially our “mocha” floors! They were very understanding and have an enormous quantity of persistence to have been capable of handle all of our many, many requests and our weekly visits to tour our house in-progress. Everybody at WGB believes of their product and buyer help. For us, it meant rather a lot that Erica and Cullen have a house in the neighborhood - it gave us sense of consolation because it demonstrates a perception of their homes and a vested curiosity. We are extremely pleased with our new dwelling in Brookmeadow Village! Throughout our rigorous relocation process from NJ, the experience we encountered with WGB Homes was more than welcoming! WGB was instrumental in making a easy transition into our new home in a new state. Erica was diligent on answering our unending questions and keeping us on track with due dates and determination making.

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Survive as All Cost - Gear Tips

If you have hunted much at all you have actually probably come to discover the worth of staying as still as possible when predator or turkey calling, sitting in a blind overlooking a deer trail, or engaging in any wildlife viewing or photography activity. If the ground is wet, cold, or laced with clutter it is crucial to avoid direct contact. I've utilized some form of chair or ground pad for blind hunting and calling for over twenty years, because I found out long ago that success if often straight linked to stealth and I can count on being the most unpleasant when the quarry finally appears.

So your probably asking yourself what is the very best survival gear? Whether your in a rainforest, in the woods in Canada or on a desert survival adventure it’s all the same. Survive at all cost!

I require some type of back and leg assistance for three particular kinds of hunts. On the list is waiting in a ground blind during muzzleloader deer season. Kansas muzzleloader just deer season begins in mid-September. Summertime foliage is at its biggest, fall crops are not collected and cross country whitetail environment presence is greatly prevented. When deer are flushed throughout a still hunt they are frequently able to go back to cover prior to the hunter has any type of affordable shot. Among the most reliable muzzleloader searching strategies at this time of year is to develop a ground blind near a game path and wait on deer to pass in the extremely early morning or simply at the sundown hours. A tree stand will work but tree stands are typically difficult to handle in my area because of the size and structure of the trees. Ground blinds can be developed really quickly as conditions differ and they are generally effective. At the least I will frequently sit for 2 hours during these critical death durations. The more comfy I am the most likely that I can sit for those hours with a minimum of fidgeting.

It is normally more productive to move on and call from another website. I typically call for as long as an hour in areas where coyotes should take a trip a long range or in locations where game is passing through. Even when calling for as little as twenty minutes, if it is abnormally cold or damp, it is extremely tough to remain comfortable without a device to keep your rear end off the ground.

I also sometimes set up over carcasses or other baiting sites and wait for predators to come in. Such waits, while frequently reliable, can last for hours.

I typically have to sit up in the middle of little clusters of tall cottonwood trees surrounded by large open acreages of bare crop land. Often they will show on open ground for 2 or 3 hours before lastly coming in to roost. To be most successful, I should get in early and wait, often in almost best stillness.

I was using a turkey vest with a connected ground pad. It was one of those days when the flock displayed for hours on newly planted irrigated corn ground prior to moving into some cottonwood trees to roost. In the meantime, I sat on the ground in the middle of the trees themselves.

There are 3 design elements of a traditional turkey lounger that greatly increase convenience. The hunter sits much closer to the ground than with a standard folding chair. Concealment is much better. The chair is lower in the seat with firm back support to help comfort. It is like sitting in a Lazy Young boy lounger. Last, because of the angle of the chair and its height, it is quite comfy to sit with knees raised so that a hunter can wait with gun butt to the shoulder, elbows braced on the knees, for the really minimum of motion prior to taking the shot. Long range shots, even with a shotgun, are much more most likely to be precise. This knee braced shot benefit works for deer, predator, and turkey shots. I shoot far more accurately from this position with a minimum of motion to obtain into position. These same features make an application for the wildlife observer or professional photographer.

The only disadvantage to this style is that some folks might have some problem crawling out of one. The lesson quickly found out is not to try to get out of it like would be the practice for a normal chair, however rather to slip off the side then stand up.

In my opinion, the folding turkey lounger chair is one of the most ingenious and helpful brand-new hunting products of the last years. They increase convenience, concealment, and shooting precision. They can turn a potential searching ordeal into an extremely pleasant experience. It truly is like having a mini-recliner in the field.

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Best Hunting Gear - New Camo Chair Review

If you have hunted much at all you have actually probably come to find out the value of remaining as still as possible when predator or turkey calling, sitting in a blind overlooking a deer track, or taking part in any wildlife viewing or photography activity.

In order to sit still for long periods, a hunter needs to be comfortable and I believe that a number of key elements need to be thought about. You need to be prepared with the very best hunting gear in the elements and a good chair is a must.

If the ground is wet, cold, or laced with mess it is important to avoid direct contact. Back and leg assistance is likewise crucial for comfort. Any hunter who is uncomfortable will just be able to stay in place for a few minutes prior to it is needed to move.

I have actually utilized some type of chair or ground pad for blind searching and calling for over twenty years, due to the fact that I found out long ago that success if typically straight linked to stealth and I can count on being the most unpleasant when the quarry lastly appears.

I need some kind of back and leg support for 3 particular kinds of hunts. First on the list is waiting in a ground blind during muzzleloader deer season. Kansas muzzleloader just deer season starts in mid-September. Summer foliage is at its greatest, fall crops are not collected and long distance whitetail environment exposure is significantly impeded. When deer are flushed throughout a still hunt they are typically able to go back to cover prior to the hunter has any kind of sensible shot. One of the most reliable muzzleloader hunting methods at this time of year is to establish a ground blind near a game path and wait on deer to pass in the very early morning or just at the sunset hours. A tree stand will work but tree stands are frequently tough to manage in my area because of the size and structure of the trees. Ground blinds can be developed extremely rapidly as conditions differ and they are typically efficient. At the least I will frequently sit for 2 hours during these crucial passing durations. The more comfy I am the most likely that I can sit for those hours with a minimum of fidgeting.

It is normally more productive to move on and call from another site. I typically call for as long as an hour in places where coyotes need to take a trip a long distance or in locations where video game is passing through. Even when calling for as little as twenty minutes, if it is abnormally cold or wet, it is very hard to stay comfy without a device to keep your rear end off the ground.

I likewise sometimes set up over carcasses or other baiting sites and wait for predators to come in. Such waits, while frequently reliable, can last for hours.

Another circumstance for me is the timeless design of spring turkey searching. Turkeys can be incredibly hesitant to come into weapon variety. Working a tom can frequently take significant time and effort. In my area, specifically during the early part of the season, Rio Grandes will not react to calls at all. It is even more effective to know roosting locations and wait on flocks to come in at sunset. I frequently need to sit up amidst little clusters of high cottonwood trees surrounded by big open acreages of bare crop land. I have to enter into position around 4:00 p.m. and wait for as long as 4 hours. Frequently they will show on open ground for 2 or 3 hours before finally being available in to roost. If I aim to sneak in to a website during that time they will typically see me and the whole effort is squandered. To be most effective, I should get in early and wait, typically in almost ideal stillness. I have had turkeys move toward my position a couple of lawns at a time over a period of a number of hours, showing and grazing, displaying and grazing, absolutely unconcerned to my decoys or my calling. They still come in to roost in the last moments of shooting light. Absolutely nothing is more grueling than being unpleasant throughout that wait.

It was on a hunt like this that I initially experienced how helpful among these turkey lounger chairs can be. I was hunting on some household ground with my friend, Dr. Gary White, creator of White Muzzleloading. Gary is an avid turkey hunter and had pertained to Kansas from Utah for a see. He appeared with a turkey lounger chair. I was utilizing a turkey vest with an attached ground pad. It was among those days when the flock showed for hours on recently planted irrigated corn ground prior to moving into some cottonwood trees to roost. Gary positioned his chair amid some sandhill plum thickets and waited in nearly perfect invisibility for 4 hours as turkeys passed on either side of his position. In the meantime, I sat on the ground amidst the trees themselves. I was alright for about an hour, however after that my stiff legs and aching back ended up being really unpleasant. I waited it out and took my tom, however it didn't leave my notice just how much better concealed Gary was and how easily he spent the time. I dealt with to obtain among those things.

There are three design aspects of a classic turkey lounger that significantly increase convenience. The hunter sits much closer to the ground than with a conventional folding chair. Concealment is better. The chair is lower in the seat with firm back support to help convenience. It resembles sitting in a Lazy Kid lounger. Last, because of the angle of the chair and its height, it is rather comfortable to sit with knees raised so that a hunter can wait with gun butt to the shoulder, elbows braced on the knees, for the very minimum of motion prior to taking the shot. Long range shots, even with a shotgun, are much more most likely to be precise. This knee braced shot advantage works for deer, predator, and turkey shots. I shoot even more properly from this position with a minimum of movement to obtain into position. These same functions make an application for the wildlife observer or photographer.

The only disadvantage to this style is that some folks may have some difficulty crawling out of one. The lesson rapidly discovered is not to try to leave it like would be the practice for a normal chair, however rather to slip off the side and then stand up.

In my opinion, the folding turkey lounger chair is one of the most ingenious and beneficial new hunting products of the last years. They can turn a possible hunting ordeal into a really pleasant experience.

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Men's RTW Clothing Packing Checklist - After 1 Year, 20 Countries

HUGE DISCLAIMER: None of this stuff is necessary for travel. It is after all, just stuff. You can always pick up what you need along the way. Hell, we spontaneously added a 2 month Vietnam motorbike adventure to our itinerary and Allison picked up all her protective wear the day before we left in HoChi Minh. We're completely assured that we avoided a few headaches and uncomfortable nights because we had the right clothes for any type of weather, but at the end of the day, I think it's more important to put your money toward extending your trip rather than having some specialized expensive clothing. The Vietnamese men's riding pants, apart from being 3" inches too short, fit Allison just fine.

As a guy, it’s a little bit weird for me to talk about my clothes. Bros just don’t do that. I’m breaking the rule here though, because I can use the excuse that for a long term trip, clothes become more akin to being equipment or gear.

And we know gear is a perfectly reasonable thing to discuss among dudes. If you were looking to nerd-out, check out the full tech packing list here. You won't find gadgets below.

Gear

Osprey Porter 46L Backpack

You’ve seen this bag all over our website. Why? Simply because it’s one of those few items in life where you feel like the high-ish price tag is well justified. I can’t explain how much we beat the ever-loving piss out of our Osprey Porters. The two months alone spent on the rebar luggage rack during our Vietnam motorcycle ride would have shredded a lesser bag.Here we are, closing in on two years later, and they look brand new. Oh yeah, and you can use this bag as carry on luggage.

Eagle Creek Compression Packing Cubes

I laughed when Allison first suggested buying these. I wasn’t going to spend $30 for cute little bags for my socks. Truth be told, packing cubes are the shit. The big one held underwear and board shorts, and the small one held socks and bandanas. The packing cubes compress your clothes so they take up less space and make sure that when you pull a t-shirt out of your overstuffed bag, that a bunch of other crap doesn’t come spilling out.

Sea To Summit Small Toiletry Bag

Yes. Along with getting the same cubes and backpack as Allison, I also got the same dop kit. I know, it’s adorable. We had different colors at least. Dop kits really dropped in usefulness in a post 9/11 world as security is always making you separate liquids and gels into a clear ziploc bag. When we were overseas, I found the rules to be a little less stringent and suddenly security didn’t need to see your toothpaste and deodorant anymore. My dop kit stayed pretty full the entire trip with your expected toiletries such as toothbrush, floss, etc as well as a mini med center filled with miscellaneous prescriptions we picked up as we gallivanted across the globe. As a side-note, you can get some AMAZING hangover medicine in Vietnam that contains codeine.

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Yes, pants has its own section. Now I’m completely committed to writing about clothes….I only brought gray pants. Gray hides dirt well and it means you can wear any pattern or color of shirt/sweatshirt/tank up top. While I’m proudly American, I knew better than to pack a pair of bluejeans. Aside from making you stick out from the crowd, bringing jeans on a long trip is a heavy endeavor. Instead of jeans, I brought a pair of wool travel slacks and a pair of synthetic athletic pants. No- not sweatpants. More like Yoga Man Pants (if that's a thing)

Bluffworks Classic Grey Mens Travel Pants-

These are travel pants that don’t look stupid or fit like they’re from Costco. There are no zip off leg sleeves or huge zippers- just subtle hidden pockets and a great modern fit. I wore these a lot in Europe when I wanted to look a bit more presentable for dinner or the random museum. That’s not to say that they also didn’t serve plenty of time as my rough and tough exploration pants. They are made out of a breathable wool and I wore them for the majority of our Vietnam motorcycle ride as well. They’ve been hiked in, soaked in mud countless times, and they are still in great enough shape to wear to dinner still.

One last bonus worth mentioning- They dry really quick and are wrinkle resistant. I didn’t iron them once the entire trip and they still managed to be presentable every time I took them out of my pack.

Lulu Lemon ABC Pant-

Now I’m really in dangerous territory, but yes, I have to heavily endorse a Lulu product (not sponsored, but ... available!) as a man. I’ve never been the type of guy to wear sweatpants, but for long plane rides, car rides, and just as a comfortable replacement for jeans, these pants fit the bill. The ABC pant is really stretchy but also made of a tough, durable fabric. The cut is athletic without being too tight. Finally, these pants too put up with being worn nearly every other day for a year and still looking brand new.

Billabong Crossfire X Submersible Shorts-

Stetchy, comfy, ultra light, and super quick drying. Also purchased in plain grey so they can be worn with anything. These were a godsend in South East Asia because they breathed so well and could dry out in just a short while out in the sun. I originally brought another pair of khaki shorts with me but ditched them after realizing I was literally only wearing this specific pair of shorts. When it came time to wash them, I knew that they could dry 4x over by the next morning.

Board shorts-

I wasn’t marching around in European cities in my trunks, but by the time we hit South East Asia I really lived in my board shorts and the Billabong submersible shorts I mentioned earlier.

Under Armor Mesh Boxer Briefs-

If you cared at all, now you have the answer. No wool boxer briefs for me. I’m completely sold on Under Armor mesh. Breathable and extremely fast drying after laundry day. I could even swim in boxer briefs and my billabong shorts and dry out completely in a reasonable amount of time.

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Vest-

$20 cheapo vest with hood, again from KMart, was a welcome addition to my outerwear while in New Zealand. Not something I would have wanted to have in my bag for the entire trip.

Tshirts-

Bring 3. I mean, THREE tshirts. They’ll be plenty of places to pick up cool new shirts while you’re abroad and you'll probably be wanting one anyways.

Rain Jacket-

Why did I not bring this on the trip? I was so concerned about having a bulky rain jacket that I brought a water resistant windbreaker. This ended up not being a huge deal in places like South East Asia, but a terrible problem in wet cold environments like New Zealand. I spent the six weeks in New Zealand in a cheapo rainjacket from KMart while my trusty North Face rainjacket sat at home hanging nice and dry in my closet.

Asia Rain Poncho

Why was not having the rain jacket in South East Asia not a huge issue? Just because we threw down about $3 USD and picked up some sick scooter ponchos. They were perfectly sized and designed to be worn while driving a scooter, and even had a little clear panel for your headlight to shine through. Absolutely essential if you're doing a motorbike trip.

A Bunch of Wool

How sick are you of reading about merino wool on travel blogs? It doesn’t stop here….

I first heard about Icebreaker when I was living with a couple Kiwis while working at a ski resort. They went on and on about how warm it was and the high quality of Icebreaker in particular. I broke down and bought my first long sleeved base layer that winter and have never looked back. Not to be redundant to everything that merino wool markets itself as, but its warm, its comfortable, it doesn’t stink, it dries quick, and it’s light. In particular I left with the following:

Icebreaker Tech Light T Shirt-

Great, athletic fitting t shirt that I wore constantly. It disappeared when I dropped it off at a laundry somewhere in Thailand.

Mens Everday Long Sleeve Crew-

Amazing base layer that you can wear countless days in a row. Think I wore it 6 weeks straight in New Zealand and would have been freezing otherwise. Black, while boring, can then be worn under a tshirt or hidden more easily under other top layers.

Icebreaker Quantum Long Sleeve Zip Hoodie-

The one hoodie I took on the trip! So warm and with roll out sleeves for your hands and thumb to go through. Though expensive, I’m glad I made the investment. I knew this would be my outer layer most of the time so I made sure it was an annoying orange color to stand out in landscape pictures. And stand out, I did.

Icebreaker socks-

Brought two pairs of merino wool socks with. Just like everyone else says-they don’t get smelly too easily, they breath, and they dry fast. I also brought a pair of thick wool socks that are for snowboarding- exceptionally warm and made by Burton.

Footwear-

Hi-Tec: V-Lite Walk-Lite Witton in Dark Chocolate-

Never heard of this company before I started looking for shoes to last me a year and be versatile enough to wear to dinner or go hike New Zealand in. I was amazed at how many brightly colored, gaudy as hell hiking shoes exist. If you want plain brown leather waterproof shoes, your choices are very limited. Fortunately, I found these shoes on Zappo and couldn't have been happier. They lasted the entire trip, were extremely light to pack when I didn’t need to wear them, and I’m still wearing them as knock-around shoes almost two years later.

Sandals-

I own a nice pair of leather sandals, but planned on picking up a pair of cheap flip flops while abroad. Turns out it was a great plan. You’ll want something the dries fast and can be used for hostel showers and beaches alike.

Accessories:

Buff-

You can find generic buffs on Amazon and ebay for less than two bucks. Our use for these was nothing earth shattering. We used them as dust masks for our motorbike trip, headbands, hats, and sometimes as just a cloth to wrap a camera in. Huge fan of buffs.

Bandana-

I grew my hair out like a hippie. Eventually, getting ready in the morning just consisted of brushing my teeth and tying my hair out of my face with a bandana. No haircuts was one of my favorite secret features of traveling for so long.

Revo Sunglasses-

Sorry ZZ Top- I despise cheap sunglasses so I brought my Revo Stern Xs along. They took a proper beating from deserts, boats, beaches and miles and miles of motorbiking. They eventually got too scratched up and I had to give them a hero’s burial in the Philippines.

Hat-

Just a $2 stocking hat from KMart in the New Zealand rounded out my cold weather collection for comfortable hiking.

Don’t Forget

This is probably not the first packing post you've read. Most likely they've all mentioned this too: pack half of what you think and leave room to pick up a few things while you’re abroad. Listen to everyone's advice. You’re going to run across a shirt you love or an awesome hand-made scarf that you’ll want to take home with you. I wasn't one for sentimental items or souvenirs but inevitably the weather will be different than you expected or you'll "be in the mood" to wear something different and for $20 you can grab what you want - you just don't want to have to throw something out just to add one thing in. No reason to leave home with your backpack overflowing.

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