#tottallyyyyy

[gayvoidobject]

Me explaining Epic to my ex be like:

"So like, the Lotus Eaters were just hypnotized dudes, but the fandom turned them into cute little creatures. And Jorge made that canon. Then people got confused and assumed the Winions were the same creature as the Lotus Eaters, and eventually, it became canon that the WERE the same creature. So now, the Lotus Eaters and the Winions are actually the same species. Also the Winions is the company the Jorge now owns. Also the winions are us"

[effrvsnt107]

This book is so factually inaccurate while trying to say it’s tottallyyyyy 100% true but is so entertaining I have to give it a pass

[harryfeatgaga]

husband Harry thought, you guys have both been out of the house all day and really busy and don’t feel like cooking so u decide on a place to meet up for dinner and ur running a little late but that’s ok, he knows ur fav order so he orders for u and by the time u get there ur food (and Harry) are waiting for u 😙

SHUT THE ENTIRE FUCK UP THATS SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEE HE WOULD TOTTALLYYYYY DO THAT OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[underpaid-guard]

Tottallyyyyy.

Do you have any second hand information on werewolves.

I still would like to learn more.

Uhhhh They go from human to werewolf i suppose? I dont know much. Has something to do with the moon... IDK I'M A VAMPIRE NOT A WEREWOLF