#totesamaymay

[skylinesentinel]

@totesamaymay

May had come in with a turkey as big as his torso and he’d been helping her to make food for almost two days in preparation for a Christmas Dinner. It was already turning out to be a huge affair. 

“..and she had the nerve to bring up Mayday as a guilt tripping point! How dare she? I told her, I said you have absolutely no right to say anything about what my boy wants to do with his family. And she hung up on me! Peter, I swear to you if we lived in Tennessee, I’d be marching right over there to give her a piece of my mind.”

Peter chuckled softly and handed Mayday a plate of celery and peanut butter, allowing her to run off before he grabbed the tub of butter. His aunt was fired up after a talk with Peter’s mother’s side of the family and he was certain that if May had any say in it, she would have done just what she said.

“Don’t doubt that,” he muttered. “After I butter the dish for your hot rolls, I’ll start on the pasta salad.” May grumbled away at the stove and Peter finished his task. He stepped into the living room and dumped himself on the nearest chair. Peter was exhausted and it didn’t help that he felt losses harder on the holidays but he closed his eyes and sighed softly. At least he wasn’t on call to work. 

Cracking an eye open, Peter peeked over to Mayday chattering away to Wade, repeatedly telling him she liked making ornaments out of dry macaroni in school.

[iamthexweapon]

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“Oh, look, a wild Deadpool appeared. In my lab. Probably needing something from me. Like he always does.”

[darcylewiscallingarchive]

@totesamaymay

“Well the lady who lives over the laundry across the street and wears all the beads keeps giving me looks like she knows what’s up and it needs to stop.”

[ironhardpacker]

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“Wade, get out before I call in the suits against you.”

[dailybugle]

"I take offense to that, JJ, my actions are *not* against the general public, just those of the public that piss me off. And Spidey is a gem, you're not fit to clean his web-shooters."

“You ever thought about wearing a hyper realistic mask that looks like a real face?”

[atomotus]

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✶ @totesamaymay 

i really love the connection that you have with wade !! like it’s just always really evident that you really care about his character and have something special with him? and that helps you end up writing well for him too. but yeah i can definitely tell that connection is strong, and it’s something i really respect tbh. like ashton is an oc so of course my connection is strong to him, yet i’ve pretty much only written canon characters in the past, so i know how it is to finally get a character you truly bond with. but yeah your connection makes me so excited to see the new posts you make and the funny yet Real things wade says !!

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               “ yeah , that’s gonna be a no from me . ”

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“Oh yeah. There’s nothing better than a guy who can appreciate humor. Or just well-crafted Vines.”

Prompto shuffled on his feet and lifted his head, eyebrows going up. Deadpool. He’d heard of that guy. “Huh? Really?” From his pocket, he pulled out a set of keys and dangled them. There was a Deadpool symbol on one of the keychains, right next to his Naval rank keychain. 

“If we’re doing introductions, I’m Prompto Argentum. Nice to meet ya.”

[wxbsofhxnor]

❝ Don’t you have a life to be saving somewhere? ❞

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“I wish I did. I wish I did.” 

[bourbonstreetdevil]

"What lies on the ocean bed and is twitching uncontrollably? A nervous wreck."

    “I’m so ready for more a’ those,”

[skylinesentinel]

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“So you’re telling me that it’s my fault for not predicting that I’d get hurt? We’ve gone this long without issues and then...” Peter turned away from Wade and put his hands on the back of his head, trying to keep his breathing mostly under control.

Pacing the floor of the home they’d made over the past few months, Peter tried to think back on how he’d missed the signs of this. “So what? What now? What do we do about this? I mean, I can go take care of it myself if I must.” It would put him back in their family planning and he knew it but Peter wasn’t worried about that right then.

[aranece]

"Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener."

@totesamaymay

“Your puns just get worse and worse.”

[darcylewiscallingarchive]

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[text] why would you do this to me

[text] you can’t just be making me wet on the train

[text] I’m calling the police

[getinthefunvee]

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        “ Pretty sure my lawyers aren’t going to let me do that. I’ve           seen video footage of WHERE your mouth has been. ”

[arrowsbro]

"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged."