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Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not.

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「   RP MEME :    ONLY ONE BED .   」    * change pronouns as needed .

‘ why did you book us one room? ’

‘ i’m sleeping on the left. ’

‘ just a warning, i hog the covers. ’

‘ if you snore, i’m hitting you. ’

‘ it’s fine. i’ll take the floor. ’

‘ it’s so hot in here. ’

‘ there’s no way this bed is big enough for you and me. ’

‘ hey! no cover hogging. ’

‘ i didn’t mean to wake you. ’

‘ i have to face the door. ’

‘ come on! i’m so cold. ’

‘ don’t feel like you have the take the floor on my account. ’

‘ we’ll be fine. ’

‘ maybe we should cozy up together. ’

‘ this is going to be the best night ever. ’

‘ the innkeeper said this is the last room. ’

‘ i was having such a good dream, too… ’

‘ there’s not even a couch in here? ’

‘ i think it’s big enough for both of us. ’

‘ you think we could get a refund? ’

‘ can you close the curtains? ’

‘ shh, it’s okay. i’m here. ’

‘ you’re kind of warm. ’

‘ there’s no way we can exchange rooms now. ’

‘ aren’t you cold? ’

‘ don’t look at me! ’

‘ i sleep commando, just so you know. ’

‘ come here. ’

‘ how could i have known? i was in a rush! ’

‘ you have to be freezing down there. ’

‘ i’m not facing you. ’

‘ haha, i never knew you had such bedhead. ’

‘ sorry, did i wake you? ’

‘ do you normally have nightmares like this? ’

‘ this is going to be the worst night ever. ’

‘ sharing a bed with a pretty girl like you? count me in. ’

‘ why the hell did they book a room with a single bed? ’

‘ i know we’re undercover and all, but this is a little extreme. ’

‘ we can sleep in shifts. i’ll take the first watch. ’

‘ don’t even think about cuddling me. ’

‘ it was just a dream. ’

‘ i heard you calling their name. ’

‘ you sleep like a rock. ’

‘ did you know you snore? ’

‘ you did this on purpose, didn’t you? ’

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Send me ‘💍’ for our muses to wake up married after a night of heavy drinking

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First five muses in the inbox get a kiss~

If you are a multi-muse and/or are sending this to a multi-muse, please specify the muse/s in question!

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SEND ☀️💋 TO WAKE MY MUSE UP WITH KISSES 

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adventuriem​:

@wxbsofhxnor​​       .       spidey ;

          new york wasn’t ALL that! harley had heard people talking about it, but it wasn’t all that different from gotham, really. except gotham had way more interesting people. times square – shmimes shquare! where was all the excitement she saw on tv all the time?

          aaaaaand oop– there it was! ❝ holy shit! ❞ as soon as she was ready to give up on the city altogether, a man in a red — was that a unitard? — came down hanging upside down on what looked like a spiderweb—  ❝ oooo! it’s a spider web! ‘cause you’re spider-man! ha! well done, that’s creative. ❞

          so colorful too, which harley would definitely endorse. spidey there could take batsy for a ride, couldn’t he?  ❝ i’m harley quinn! nice to meet’cha! ❞

As the webslinger landed on his feet in front of her, he was honestly surprised this was going well so far. With his Parker luck, that wasn’t usually the case. “Of course! One cannot truly be Spider-Man if they cannot shoot webs! Thanks to my self created web-shooters, I can!” Peter explained to the woman with pause. “Thank you.”

In response to what she said to him Peter brought out his hand, offering it to her for her to shake if she wished. “It’s nice to meet you as well Harley!” He stated politely with another moment or two of pause. “What brings you all the way out here?”

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cupidquinn​:

      “My hero,” Harley giggled, by some miracle staying on her feet. Her eyes were dazzled by the lights in the club so she was having trouble focusing on his face. 

     She draped her arms along his shoulders, though she stiffened slightly when security came to see what the commotion was. If she had been alone, Harley would have been on her way to the door by now. She didn’t like figures of authority for obvious reason. However, the guy was pretty genial with the hulk of a man, and she had to admit when she saw it action — Sweetness really was more effective than being an abrasive jerk. Harley really ought to remember she was as charming as she was badass more often.

     When her saviour returned his attention back to her, Harley grinned at him. Now that she could really get a look at his face, she could definitely tell he was a total cutie.“I’m fine now, sweetie.” Her throat tightened as she tried to suppress the rising sensation of indigestion. Breaking out in a sweat and feeling a chill go up her spine, Harley frowned. “Ugh, I might have tah go freshen up, but after that maybe I wanna go somwhere tah get somethin’ tah drink without liquor in it.”

“It was nothing. Just the right thing to do.” Peter simply stated in response to the woman’s words for the current moment in time. He wasn’t surprised by her reaction to security turning up to deal with the situation, just concerned about what would happen if he let go of her. Would she just fall over something? Or collapse perhaps? The man was not going to take any chances until he was absolutely certain she would be okay. 

The man’s polite and kind smile remained on his features when the woman spoke to him once again. Peter nodded his head as he prepared to respond to what she said. “That is great, I’m glad to hear it.” He said, then raising a brow when she suddenly broke out in a sweat. He was concerned even more now. “Of course! You got to take care of yourself always.” He said, letting go of her. “You asking for my company?”

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@ecoterrcrist​ - plotted

It was hard for Peter not to notice or be aware when a plant based individual entered the city he swung over and protected daily, all throughout the year pretty much. He wondered what brought her here specifically and there was only one way to find out, an investigation. He had a different approach to other heroes, some of which would automatically be hostile. 

Peter had decided to try and get his answers the direct way, by swinging to the woman’s exact location and landing right in front of her carefully and peacefully. “Hey there! It’s just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man, wondering what brings you here?” He politely asked.

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@adventuriem​ - plotted [Harley Quinn]

The man had been hearing a rumour going around and what he had heard would remain just that, a rumour until he had proven what he heard was true. Peter had heard that the infamous Harley Quinn was in town, in New York City, so he had decided to swing around the city to find out himself. Eventually he spotted her.

His Spider-Senses weren’t going off, that was a good sign. Peter had found her walking through a roof covered alleyway, landing above her. He then crawled upside down along the roof until he was way ahead of her, shooting a long web for him lower himself down to her with. He began to lower himself down towards her upside down. 

“Hi! Hi! Hey there!” Peter said in a friendly tone with pause. “Don’t be alarmed!” He said, still in a friendly tone as he paused once again and finally reached her after coming down upside down on a web. “Just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man!”

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friends with benefits (sfw) starters

“ i can help you with that, you know. “

“ are we really doing this? “

“ you're okay with us doing this, right? because if you're not — “

“ please, whatever you do... don't fall in love with me. “

“ wasn't really under the impression you thought of me that way. “

“ you're like a brother to me. “ “ don't say that. do absolutely not say that. “

“ friends with benefits? isn't that like, for friends? “

“ don't think friendship is a requirement. “

“ i'm allowed to go on dates, right? “ “ uh... i don't know. do you want to? “

“ do you need any help? with... you know. “

“ don't call me. unless we're talking about... things. “

“ i can't believe we're actually doing this... “

“ why don't you stay for breakfast tomorrow? “ “ define breakfast. “

“ i know we agreed on keeping things casual, but... “

“ wanna stay for breakfast? “

“ you don't think it'll be weird? “ “ nah, it's just two friends... doing business. “

“ if you start catching feels, run. “

“ if my mom comes in, tell her you're my boyfriend/girlfriend. “

“ this is nothing but a consensual arrangement between two friends. “

“ we're keeping this to ourselves, right? “

“ i want you all to myself. “ “ yeah, well, i'm going on a date. “

“ i always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “

“ course' the thought crossed my mind. you really think i'd be here if i hadn't? “

“ hey, you're single now. can't let that opportunity pass me by. “

“ if you catch feelings, i will kill you. “

“ it's just... ever since me and [my partner] broke up... i haven't really had much look with the whole... dating thing. “

“ you're just a rebound. nothing more, nothing less. “

“ it's only awkward if you make it awkward. so don't make it awkward. “

“ we need to set some ground rules. “

“ am i allowed to stay the night? “ “ yes/no. “

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How Peter Parker’s brain and mind react whenever someone is falling to their death.

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Send me ‘💍’ for our muses to wake up married after a night of heavy drinking

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Send “💋” to kiss my muse out of nowhere.