#tossing blorbos in a jar with it and shaking

[caterpillarinacave]

Maybe I will write something

[nothingbutnowhere]

I was trying to see how many days in a row I could post (only three apparently lol pretty bad), but that's because I went to dinner and a concert last night with friends because it was my birthday!! It was really fun and I'm super glad I got to go!! In light of that, I'm working on a fic where price coordinates a whole night with reader and his boys on their birthday (a newly established poly!141 x reader situation, gonna be a longer one).

I've also some other actual smut bouncing around in the the ol noggin besides the honestly baffling amount of fluff I've written so far:

Kyle doing unspeakable things to genderneutral(gn)!reader in public (you're so pretty and he wants everyone to see that you're his >:-))

Cont. below the cut

A fic based off this blurb from This Post: He's told you he sleeps like shit when he's gone and you tut that it's because he doesn't have access to his CPAP (they make travel ones you know). He said it was 'cause he didn't have access to something else and that was the end of that conversation (he went to bend you over the kitchen counter but you slipped away giggling, only to end up tossed over his shoulder on the way to the bedroom)."

Free use thoughts with gn!reader

Reader use Prices's voice to their benefit and the boys weasel themselves into it as they often seem to do. (I wouldn't have to do this if his VA Barry Sloane didn't deliver his lines like that. Who told him he had the right to do that. Honestly.)

Lots more hypervigilant!reader, two blurbs are in the 'masterlist' here

And the thing I have the least amount of experience writing: pet play. Puppy!johnny (or hybrid, idk I can't take hybrids 100% serious tho I only end up writing silly goofy things when I think about it, which isn't bad but not always the vibe) lives rent free in my head. Even though he causes a lot of damage. We're not getting our security deposit back :( But I also love meandom!johnny. And switch!johnny x dom!simon x switch!reader......

One thing to know about me is there's like 5 different versions of any given blorbo kept in jars in my head and I just take turns shaking them around and observing them.

Oh and also ghoap x reader (a threesome x reader is so important to me personally), you tie Johnny up and Simon tells you what to do to take him apart. If you and Johnny are good you get a reward :) (I have a thing about character A telling character B 'behave' I literally cannot tell you why. I'm under an NDA, actually.)

So that's all that nonsense. If I stick with it for the next few months I might be able to cross everything off the list. I'm really not good at consistency but I'm gonna make an attempt.

[missingrache]

10 fandoms 10 blorbos, very belatedly responding to a tag from lovely @windsweptinred:

1. Bioshock: Mark Meltzer

This man is the subject of my very first post on tumblr, he must be included here, I adore this sad fuck.

2. Homestuck: Diamonds Droog

A toss up between him and Slick. I was and am a Homestuck Intermission girlie and this must be acknowledged.

3. Dragon Age: Justice

I have many many Dragon Age faves and DAO and also Awakening is so so important to me, but Jorstin here is the fellow I have the most distinct and personal opinions about and is, aside from OCs like my Brosca Warden, Avi, the only one I have a strong rp/fic voice for. He’s such a weird and cool dude!

4. DC Comics/Animated Universe: Martian Manhunter/ J’onn J’onzz

My BOY. I love him most in the VERY specific comic pictured above (1988 miniseries that establishes the Martian gods as being flaming horrorterrors, as we see in Sandman w/L’zoril Dream, it’s GOOD SHIT)—but also in general. Criminally under rated and under represented. A sad fuck, a shape shifting horror, a stranger in a strange land, a bereaved parent, Doing His Goddamn Best. AND sometimes a noir detective send up.

Anyway, speaking of comics.

5. Sandman: Dream of the Endless

I am thrilled to be here in the year of our lord 2024 enthusing about and making friends over this scrunkly wet cat that I first encountered and dearly loved in high school. (I am more than halfway through my 30’s now, so it has been A WHILE). I’m counting Sandman and DC as separate affairs, sorry not sorry.

6. Our Flag Means Death: Izzy Hands

Loved him even before S2, fascinated, I want to put him in a jar and shake him but also keep him safe forever. I am a little soured on the show after s2, but I have dressed up as Izzy and would gladly do so again so he belongs here.

7. Supergiant Hades: Achilles

This SPECIFIC version of Achilles, who has died and continued growing through his pain and regrets and who is a surrogate parent to my BOI Zagreus, is. Fascinating. To me. I was so angry at first to find myself liking him as much as I did! It’s masterful how much characterization Supergiant implies with relatively little. He’s coming after Izzy on the list bc I came to them both in similar ways, looking at myself falling in love and going oh my god HIM? Seriously? And being like yup that war criminal there is my son now!!! (And now of course I’m fond of him all across the mythological/classical board, oh my god Hadesgame what have you done.)

8. Star Wars: Alexsandr Kallus

The only space nazi redemption arc I will accept. (Although I am watching Andor with friends right now and three double agent gingers across the begins to suggest a pattern which is very entertaining to me.)

Anyway A+ arc, love this bastard man, love his giant cat husband, single-handedly keeping me invested in Star Wars, hope his gay happy ending never gets messed with.

9. Les Miserables: Inspector Javert

Another character that I went oh my god REALLY??? That Guy??? About. But he’s so /funny/ in the Brick and Stars is lovely enough that I learned how to play barre chords on my guitar Just For That and look. Look. He is a bastard but he is MY bastard and I will read every redeemed!Javert fic that crosses my path forever the end. (Also a side note: Kallus was originally sold to me by @lokivangelist as “space Javert”)

10. The Witcher: Dandelion/Jaskier (all versions, but repping Hexer below because that’s my favorite!!!)

Throwing a curveball for the last slot! I’ve got a sad dad/monochrome aesthetic/loyal right hand/shapeshifting nonhuman/rigid worldview kinda pattern happening above, and my boi here slip slides away from almost all of those. Except for the loyalty. This man is an absolute ride or die for Geralt and I love that about him. He is also an obnoxious fuckboi but I love that too, especially in a story as heavy as the Witcher frequently can be. (My runner up for this fandom was gonna be book!Lambert, who is similarly narratively savvy and good at puncturing the heaviness of a scene without being straight up comic relief.)

There they are! Ten blorbos, I climbed that whole mountain and now I’m heading to bed. (Will tag folks tomorrow perhaps? But also feel free to invite yourself in and do this and say I tagged you if you like, because I am curious what my mutuals and etc . might choose!)

[kosmickasper]

pls do octo blorbo from twst or whatever for the bingo thing <3

Charlie!! Hi 💖

Azul 👉🏽👈🏽 aka octo blorbo, my beloved. I want to tease him so bad. I want to toss him in a jar and shake it [affectionate]. Look at him. He’s a dork, but will also manipulate me out of house and home. I love his interactions with the twins 👀

[sharkface-daydreams]

(for the favorites) Pokemon~ your choice of what you know better, the anime or a specific game (like Yellow, or Sun/Moon, ect)

ooh this is fun!! honestly I remember the older ones the best but sword and shield were kind of refreshing in a way. Arceus Legends is turning out to be a breath of fresh air too (something something breath of the wild joke) ANYWAY I only ever watched like the original pokemon anime so I'll toss that in with the games as well haha

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) honestly? cyrus from Diamond and Pearl. dramatic little bitch. moody. astronomically grand goals that seem so far out there i just wanna dig into his brain and see what makes him tick

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) WALLY!!! from the original Ruby/Sapphire/emerald games. God i love that kid. What a glow-up!! I was rooting for him to beat me every time! very sad you had to beat him to progress. He is SO SHAPED!!!! his frail little heart is so STRONG and full of willpower and LOVE

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Sidney from the RSE Elite Four!!!! I loved his hair, his style, and also Dark type pokemon. He's also kind of an odd looking dude, not the sort of guy most people would give more than a second thought to, but he's like. also gender goals lmao that's probably why he stuck in my brain like a nettle

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) MISTER BRINEY!!!!!!!!!!!! from RSE :D him and Peeko oh my god. even now, like twenty years later I sometimes randomly utter "Anchors aweigh! Peeko, we're setting sail my darling!" when I start something or go somewhere lmao ah i just. his heart is so full of love for little Peeko and I hope they're still sailing about together :')

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Silver, the rival from Gold/Silver. I got pretty into Yellow which was my first pokemon game ever, but I got Gold the christmas I was 12 and it poured itself into the wrinkles of my brain like concrete and solidified forever. I love this little asshole so much. Why are you such a dickhead? What's your issues? A little kid catches you peeping on their neighbor and you shove them in the dirt? You steal pokemon and use them to intimidate people? Oh I want to put you in a glass jar and shake you and write a case study on you.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) Oh my god. Archie and Max. The Team Aqua and Magma guys. And all the Team Galactic admins. Horse plinko for all of you. What the fuck are you wearing. Look at your life, look at your choices!!

Oddly enough I don't want to plinko Silver, I just want to know what makes him tick. lol Oh. But I almost want to dangle Professor Laventon (Arceus Legends) over the plinko while threatening to send him through unless he changes that fucking hat -_- i'm sorry I just. I can't take him seriously I know he's supposed to kind of be a doofus academic but BLEASE that fucking hat at least wear a matching jacket!!!

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) I don't remember... I think it was Black/white?? But that Ghetsis guy. The abusive cult dad. Fuck him. I don't even remember what his shtick was but I'm glad his kid was able to have like. positive character growth.

I really wish I could find my X/Y cartridges, I lost them some years ago and I remember really enjoying that gen :( thank you for asking!! look out, I'm going to go to your askbox next >:D

[ofmd-described]

[ID: Many sets of tumblr tags.

#i want to put him in a little jar #and give him various sticks and bugs #to see how he reacts

#he a little bug

#me when i put izzy hands in a burlap sack and drown him in milk and bash him sopping wet into the wall over and over again killing hiim inst #antly and then i take him out again and cradle him gently in my arms and fix him and breathe into his mouth and then i kill him again. im se #riously unwell. #ofmd

#izzy hands #there is something deeply wrong with this tiny man #unhinged chihuahua that I quietly laugh at from a distance #hes not even that short #i feel insane at this walking contradiction

#yup! he's a small pantomime horror #i want to throw him overboard and watch him perpetually respawn at the place of most annoyance onboard

#this is how it starts. #babygirl (derogatory) #gay pirate brainrot

#oh same #wanna sauté him in a frying pan and then toss him down a water slide

#he is such a little weirdo. would love to put him in a little jar and shake him up #our flag means death

him #i wanna put him in a small jar filled with glitter and wear him as a pendant around my next #i wanna shove him in an 8-ball and shake it violently #i want to forcibly put a very large very sleepy dog on top of him so that he HAS ti chill out for at least an hour

#ofmd #poking izzy hands with a stick to see what he does

#this is exactly it #l want to put him in a jar and shake it violently #what a little freak I hate him I adore him #ofmd #our flag means death

#ofmd #yes exactly #he's fascinating #but i also want to leave him trapped under a cup #and watch him scuttle around helplessly

#ofmd #i wanna put him in a jar with a nice stick some leaves and a few holes poked in the top for air

#exactly exactly #i want to tuck him into a bed of nails i want to chomp him #ofmd

#Yup #Love him but I want to shove him into a trash compactor #our flag means death

#he's like an inverted blorbo #what's the opposite of blorbo from my shows

#ofmd #hes an evil little freak and i need him in my life

#ifi have to see him again im gonna start biting. if he doesnt officiate blackbonnet marriage im rioting. is this not clear to you

#obsessed with this fucker...

#I'd want to pin his wings to a cork board if I didn't think he'd enjoy it. He's a freak

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unhinged izzy hands tag highlights from my equally unhinged izzy hands post