#tortured Blitzwing

[in1-nutshell]

Tfa thunderstreaker getting captured by the Decepticons and their time with them. Just them expecting the absolute worst but they're treated like a baby? (And constantly asked to join as they've been "brainwashed")

TFA Thunders has arrived!

Hope you enjoy!

TFA Thunderstreaker gets kidnapped

SFW, Platonic, Mention of injuries, Cybertronian reader

TFA

It was Blitzwing and Lugnut who found them.

Well, the sound of trees breaking and screaming did help too.

Thunderstreaker was laying in a big crater unconscious.

The signs of servo dents on their wings and waist were too deep for comfort.

They had seen some sort of combat… or perhaps a new Autobot torture method?

Those bots were developing newer ways to control their toys.

Maybe the youngling had a moment of clarity from their control and tried to flee?

Either way, there was no way they were going to leave the youngling like this!

No, they needed to get them to the medbay.

Waking up in an unfamiliar medbay was not what confused and startled Thunderstreaker.

It was the fact that the Cons helping with the patch work were asking how they were and something about being safe.

Thunderstreaker tries to keep a calm face but is internally counting down the minutes till Prime comes in demanding they be returned.

They were too injured and tired to even consider fighting their way out.

Besides, they needed to know why the Cons where being so nice to them now.

And what was it and these Cons and the word “Brainwash”?

Team that is nice to get Thunderstreaker to defect

Cons on this team see this as an opportunity to gain another member of the Decepticon army. Sure, these Cons are a tad bit worried about the injuries, but these are valuable! The more the Con sways the youngling with fixing them and treating them nicely, the better the chance of them defecting are. When questioning the youngling about defecting they are a bit miffed and annoyed that the youngling isn’t bending to their will immediately. But no matter! It will only be a matter of time before the youngling realizes they have been brainwashed from the Autobots.

Starscream

Megatron

Blitzwing

Team that is a bit indifferent about Thunderstreaker being there

These Cons are indifferent about the whole thing. They have someone in the medbay that could be a recruit? Just another day, nothing special. These Con’s aren’t completely heartless though; it’s still an injured youngling after all. There may be some assisting in wielding and a quick patch job, but that will be it. They don’t have anything to do with the new youngling unless they are forced into some sort of assignment with them. The only thing that may pique their interest is how the Autobots managed to brainwash the youngling for so long.

Blackarachnia

Team that is nice and genuinely cares about Thunderstreaker’s wellbeing

These Cons, while noticing the huge advantage of swaying the youngling to defect, also take into account that they are hurt. This is a hurt youngling in their medbay. Patching them up and making sure they don’t have a spark attack is the first thing on the list, any sort of persuasion is to be done later on. It sickens these Cons to see the youngling like this. Just another victim of the Autobot experimentation and rules. The only thing these Cons can do now is patch the youngling up and slowly try and help them break free from the Autobot control.

Megatron

Lugnut

Blitzwing

[flyinguraniumrod]

A thing that I have never seen anyone bring attention to: the lines under Cyberverse Astrotrain's eyes

In 3d it really looks like dimples under the eyes, yes

(the pic is better without the zoom buuttt at least the thing is more visible, also, I don't feel like looking for screenies in the show rn)

I've been feeling the need to mention this for quite a long time and I got reminded of that today rkjxwkktkgnrnt

Let's take these two elements of his face's design into consideration: the lines that go under his eyes and the lines that go from the sides of his mouth. One knows what those are when translated to human standards.

On one hand, they can indicate greater age, being tired. And on the other one, they could additionally be tied to severe and long lasting stress, even trauma, which could have come from his experiences in the universe he originates from.

I shall also add another thing that I have just noticed: his eyes seem to be rotated outwards quite a bit? Unless, it's just a matter of perspective in this one scene... oh wait it did turn out that it's just the perspective but I will keep this part here anyways, lol

That's the thing which makes me one of the people who wish we knew more about that alternate reality, in which Megatron wins the Great War and creates a master race of Decepticons, additionally getting rid of those who he deemed unecessary. Honestly, if there were a few or so episodes set in it, exploring the world, showing the processes that had happened among the Decepticon ranks, the fates of those who resisted, I would have watched them with excitement (well, I'd probably even want 2 whole seasons of that, lol).

Coming back to the topic of Astrotrain, saying that he looks tired is an understatement. He was kept close and abused for milions of years, even tortured. He has a fear of coming back to his original universe, his old master (therefore, the original Cyberberse Megatron has means of threatening him). Addtionally, it is extremely possible that he lost a few 'cons who were close or even very close to him during his universe's Megatron's purges and executions. Astrotrain is a triple-changer whose massive size combined with the shuttle alt mode make him a very valuable asset, as it is obvious that transporting troops is a crucial element. (Well, transporting the high-command could also be an important thing to such a tyrant as "the other" Megatron, hoh)

And yes, all that while keeping in mind the way he acts, the sadism in his personality, the way how he likes to joke.

All of that makes Cyberverse Astrotrain (and maybe even Astrotrain as a character in general, not just the one from this show) yet another triple-changer with a considerable amount of character and character depth building potential. I shall repeat this: I am of the opinion that the triple-changers are really underused in this franchise, even though I know that the reason why they don't appear so often could be how difficult it is to make decent toys of them, lol. Oh and I am not going to forget about the potential they have in fights (especially Blitzwing tbh)

Oh, I will also come back to the very first line of this yapping session: I haven't been on tumblr for too long so I shall ask: if there is some truly splendid annalysis of Astrotrain then I would really appreciate a link to it if that's possible! (Could also be that of any other triple-changer)

Man, would be noice to see a post with Cyberverse Astrotrain that isn't just about shipping him with Dead End, hahah /hj

However, lastly, I would like to mention @/elili0000's quite-old artwork regarding the story about Cyberverse Astrotrain and their own version of Cyberverse Blitzwing that they had made. It's been a while but I remember that I found it amazing, lol

[mademoiselle-cookie]

What would TFA Shattered Glass look like?

Does it already exist? Don't care, here's my idea

The SG Decepticons would be the protectors of Earth. Doctor Sumdac helps them voluntarily.

Shockwave is infiltrating the SG Autobots and it is him who ends up as a cube when he gets caught. Blurr does not kill him and exhibits him as a trophy (bc he fell in love with Shockwave).

Elita was voluntarily abandoned and realized when Decepticons saved them the issues and propaganda within the Autobots.

The SG Autobots team is still a group of outcasts, excluded and neglected by their society and seeks to regain favor with their hierarchy. They are forced to cooperate and sincerely help each other (not like OG!Starscream) even if it is hard. They do not have the same issues with other Autobots (Optimus is still smart enough not to make it obvious and not do it when it is unfavorable to them).

Sari knows about her Cybertronian part and doesn't take it very well. She joined the SG Autobot of her own free will.

(since the OG!TFA Autobots are already shady, it's not necessary for the SG team to be full evil)

The balance of power is important because the SG Decepticon are bigger, stronger, older, more resistant and more experienced, and Megatron is the leader of all the Deceptions. The SG Autobot only have the Sari's key, her family connection to Doctor Sumdac and their lack of limits and compassion.

So what could be the plot? Does Megatron "die" at the beginning (for a reason other than Starscream)? Do the SG Autobot have the AllSpark? Or has it already been destroyed?

Don't know.

Also, bc my brain is consumed by smut, the +18 part below the cut

SG Autobots are open about interfacing*

Bumblebee talks a lot about interfacing (jokes, references...). He's even more of a little shit than in the OG

Optimus sexually tortured Megatron or Bumblebee with Blitzwing, or both did it (the first for informations, the second for fun)

Optimus is an angry little shit, especially to Megatron

Megatron thinks a good fuck will calm Optimus (he's not exactly wrong)

Optimus cries a lot during sex, not just with penetration, so he covers Megatron's optics when he tortures him (IF he does it)

Megatron likes to praise. Optimus has a praise kink

Blurr and Shockwave (Longarm) interfaced multiple times before the "accident"

Bumblebee likes to taunt Blitzwing bc he thinks he has more interfacing experience than the Decepticon

*Had this idea for OG!TFA Autobots, not just bc they're evil. I like the idea that the Decepticons are more prude while the Autobots don't really care

I'm open for suggestions or disagreements

[yayasvalveplay]

So AM!Megs finding out about DW!Megs ends with DW getting (rightfully) tortured, but I'm curious about what DW would think if he could observe AM without being able to interact.

AM!Megs does not have the Allspark, has not conquered Cybertron, and he was the one to carry his singular offspring.

At first, DW is very unimpressed with AM.

At first.

And then he sees AM interact with his family.

He probably doesn't even recognize most of them. At most, he may he know Bee as Blitzwing's plaything, or if it's late enough in the timeline, he knows Bulkhead as his son's mate.

Regardless, they're strangers, nobodies, DW shouldn't care about them, he doesn't care about them.

But they care about AM.

DW sees the younger bots banter with his counterpart and rope him into their games and leisure activities. He watches as the Medic badgers AM into regular recharging and refueling and sees the cyberninja exchange poetry with him while they spar. Every interaction is filled with easy affection and cheerful, fearless irreverence that DW has never experienced, not even from his own children.

This simple platonic love is a treasure that DW has never known and probably never even thought existed. A myth brought to life just as much as the Allspark was.

The worst part is seeing AM!Optimus, he thinks.

DW is used to his conjux laying on their berth like an inanimate doll. He's grown accustomed to only having the husk of the beautiful young Prime that had captured his attention all those vorns ago.

AM!Optimus is nothing like that.

AM's conjux is vivacious and affectionate. He touches AM and reaches for him constantly. More often than not, Optimus is the one to initiate their kisses and cuddling, nuzzling up to AM's much larger frame.

AM!Megs and AM!Op are true partners, lightly bantering throughout the day as they work together on the tasks of leadership before spending their evenings dating and dancing.

Something bitter and mournful grows in DW's tanks as he watches AM!Megs and AM!Op sing "the dancing and the dreaming," ending the song with breathless gasps of laughter.

DW has the Allspark and an Empire and more than a dozen children, but the one thing DW!Megatron will never have is open and genuine love like this.

"DW has the Allspark and an Empire and more than a dozen children,but the one thing DW!Megatron will never have is open and genuine love like this."

This fucking broke me because you are so right about all of this. DW!Megatron may have won. But he will never find happiness with the forced love he had created.

This also works for the soulmate au. And it's even funnier because SM!Megatron has what he has. But he also has what AM!Megatron has.

DW!Megatron can not win.

[crispy-art-on-fire]

Okay you hanahaki anon's coming back for a few extra funnies sss

I had the working theory that cybertronian flowers in your guts isn't like, a foreign object. Because cybertronians don't really have a large intake of solid material/metal, the idea is that the disease 1. sources its metal from the cybertronian themselves, so that plant is your fucking organs now. have fun. It entangles and ensnares parts together, making removal and repair hard, and gets worse over time. Like, trying to open up one's chassis, or hell, even movement at one point, might become damn near impossible when the roots get tangled up in that. 2. its caused by a lapse/glitch in the nanite system; a bloke struggles with their crush so bad their frame is like "something wrong? but the frame's working fine- guess we gotta revert and become Plant it is," so confessing actually causes it to go away fairly quickly once the 'disease' alleviates and there's no longer pressure to return to botany, so the system just repairs itself. This has all the implications you think it does.

So this bit's kind of more Ratchet-centric, but it might not be immediately apparent that Optimus isn't actually dying dying from this, but was still willing to hide it, even to the point that it seems like he'd rather straight-up die than confess or even tell the team medic about it. It's pretty obvious he's crushing on a con, he's not that stupid, so even if he's crushing on a con, why hide it from Ratchet. It isn't his choice to fall for a con, he would know that, so is this somehow on the medic? Like, would he be forced to take a step back and wonder if his hostility made his team leader worried about telling him? Maybe not, he might just bulldoze on ahead and berate the truck for nearly killing himself, until its more clear that it's not. killing him. Again I run in circles.

What I think, however would be the most interesting is if Blitzwing's still got his crush on Optimus, but he's upfront about it, which now makes the idea of telling the 'con all the more worse. Like, if Oppy isn't saying for the sake of his team, or emotions, or some cosmic third factor, it's going to be so much worse if Blitzwing's reciprocal. Like, Op might not Want to, or reason he shouldn't start a relationship with Blitzwing in this version (insert your reasons here) despite like, he's falling head over flower petals for the triple-changer, but telling him is almost going to make things so much more complicated. Blitzwing might not get why he's doesn't want a relationship, they both clearly want each other, it's literally killing the Autobot. Would Blitzwing get even more pushy, stalker-y or even worse, and would not knowing how'd Blitzwing react cause Op to try and drive his feelings deeper, even considering having the roots removed despite what it'll do to him? Ough. Something.

As a bonus, I think it would be fun/interesting with the "flower petals oxidize to the color of the sufferer's crush's plating" if for both the flowers oxidized the same way. Like, red, blue, and black for Optimus obviously, but what about also red, blue, and black for Blitzwing's three faceplates. Although that would create some hilarious confusion on Op's end. why are the petals his own colors. what

That's about all I've got for subjecting plant diseases onto love-stricken bots. I need to find more creative ways to torture Blitzwing.

Yesss YESSSSS. Eating this, wonderful.

I plp might have figured out but I ADORE when love drives people to madness. The feeling being mutual and they knowing its mutual but Optimus not wanting to cross that gap and admit it and like. It literally having physical adverse effects on him. Ough og!!!! Trapping them in hell where Blitzwing becomes more and more blatant in his feelings because it is required!!! But he isn't granted relief!!! And the escalating behavior just keep confirming to Optimus just why this isn't going to work and is a bad idea while at the same time pushing into a corner where he has to confess.

Also your headcanon on Hanaki disease works for robots EATS. It shall live rent free in my head. Ratchet as is tradition with this ship, has the worst time ever.

[luigra]

Unfortunately I& have made a Transformers OC she's an Autobot minicon who used to help around in the government with information and paperwork but has been kidnapped by the Decepticons after she found out too much about Longarm/Shockwave... After she had information tortured out of her Blitzwing decided to keep her as a pet and then she got rescued by my& friend's OC Boilerplate and they're in yuri about it

[redwryvernwrites]

Sounders factoids plz

Oh Soundwave, my poor tragic Decepticon. How I torture you so. Things will get… interesting for you in Shattered Alloys.

Soundwave’s favourite animals are elephants. While on the run from GHOST he befriended a herd in Africa.

Eurythmia is one of the few places unscathed by the Cybertronian War simply because it’s Soundwave’s favourites and so Lord Megatron declared it neutral territory.

Soundwave learnt that he could read minds by accidentally reading a younger Blitzwing and saying he had several personalities in front of his entire platoon. Needless to say it didn’t do wonders for others opinions of him and he became scorned for his abilities.

Even though his jealousy of his younger brother Scion on made him act out towards him, Soundwave does love him dearly. He has never stopped blaming himself for the both of them leaving. He would give anything to have his brother and mother back.

Soundwave became jealous of a bot named Kiloton who sought to join the Decepticons due to being D16/Megatron’s friend as cogless miners. He traumatised Kiloton into going into hiding after the end of the War. His name didn’t help his case being close to “Kilotron”, his carrier’s name.

Starscream and Soundwave have been friends since Megatronus Prime introduced them to each other. Although Soundwave struggles with his emotions and isn’t always the most friendly, Starscream still understands that Soundwave is trying and likes him.

Soundwave created Ravage shortly after Rumble and Frenzy after seeing Megatron take an interest in Starscream’s pet cat, Snuggles.

His favourite music depends on his mood but when he’s happy, Soundwave loves vaporwave and when he’s angry he likes classical baroque.

One of Soundwave’s hobbies is nature photography. He would often travel to places on remote worlds and photograph them. Starscream would sometimes tag along, his scientific curiosity being helpful.

Soundwave saw Megatronus Prime as his sire, and likewise, Megatronus saw him as his sparkling. 

Bonus Ravage fact: Megatron is Ravage’s favourite bot due to the huge amount of heat his frame gives off. Makes him perfect for a surface to sleep on.

[cozzzynook]

Tinsy tiny blitzbee story for us anons?

(possibly either blitz having a panic attack or bee getting overstimulated)

( I know they are kinda the same but also different but I love torturing my boys🙂)

- chicken nugget anon

How about

- bee once got overstimulated during a team exercise from lack of sleep because he was worried about Blitzwing who had a panic attack during their last meeting. Blitzwing was highly stressed from walking on eggshells around the base because Megatron and Starscream were at each others throats and taking it out on those around them. Blitzwing had to keep his personalities in check so he wouldn’t be harmed and it taxes him greatly. So when he was able to calm down with Bee his mind wandered a little too far and he panicked thinking of all the bad things that could happen if starscream caught him with Bee and how easy it is to hurt Bee. So that made it worse.

- blitzwing’s face kept switching until he full on panicked while gripping Bee close.

- bee was able to catch hold of Randoms face plates and talk him down with deep vents and having him focus on describing the cabin Blitzwing hopes to one day build for them.

- they stayed in a deep cave where Blitzwing held Bee for security and bee kept talking about anything as blitzwing drifted off to sleep. Bee just commed his team saying he wanted to stay out by himself and cut his comms off. Easy to ask forgiveness than permission. Blitzwing wasn’t very worried about being demanded back since he knew how to not draw attention to himself and Megatron wanted to be left alone anyway.

- bee was lacking sleep after that. It was hard to recharge ever since he got back because it was getting cold and the cold hurts his frame. The lack of sleep and frame pain overstimulated him and he accidentally jumped away from his friends touch and yelled.

- he apologized after and said he needed to be alone. He didn’t wait for permission and left. He was so thankful Blitzwing was flying in the area but he also started overthinking and accidentally created an electric static around his frame.

Blitzwing has a thick armor so using that after helping talk bee down, he was able to withstand the shocks until they stopped.

He heated his frame up and soon bee was in significantly less pain and falling asleep to Blitzwing warm frame and humming spark.

[peachi-blossom]

Even more characters that would kill/punish Valentino

I have written more scenarios of Valentino getting killed/punished by other characters because he deserves it since Vivienne Medrano doesn't want her "UwU baby boy" to be punished/killed.

Yor Forger

Scenario 1, Valentino gets punched in the face, kicked in the groin, slammed to the ground, and stabbed in the head by Yor's golden stilettos and dies. Don't mess with Yor or Anya or he will surely meet his end. Also, the Yor GIF is basically me towards the Vivziepop cult followers and that rapist moth.

Mario and Luigi

Scenario 2, Valentino gets Bros' Attack'd by the Mario Bros and exploded into stars like in the games.

Truck-Kun (I know Truck-Kun isn't a character, but I just want to for the lols)

Scenario 3, Valentino gets rammed into Truck-Kun and dies.

Thanos

Scenario 4, Valentino gets snapped out of existences by Thanos.

Shadow the Hedgehog

Scenario 5, Valentino gets shot by Shadow's gun repeatedly until the filthy moth is dead.

Monsterverse Godzilla

Scenario 6, Valentino gets reduced to ashes (for the third time) by Godzillla's atomic breath.

TFA Megatron

Scenario 7, Valentino gets blasted by Megatron's ion cannon and dies and gets thrown into the river by Blitzwing and Lugnut. It's a reference to the episode "Mission Accomplished" where Starscream tries to overthrow Megatron but fails and get thrown into the river.

Cyn

Scenario 8, Valentino get stabbed repeatedly by Cyn until he dies and she annihilates his corpse with [null] black hole.

Sachiko Shinozaki (Look, I watched Corpse Party Tortured Souls on YouTube as a pretween when I wasn't supposed to because I was intrigued by her character and I was in a horror phase.)

Scenario 9, Valentino gets stabbed in the eyes by Sachiko's scissors and she left him there to die of starvation.

Valentino doesn't deserve to be worshiped and loved. He deserves to be loathed and scorned by EVERYONE.

[tealcicada]

For the Decepticon Sari AU, I imagine if the other Decepticons got to babysit a baby Sari, Starscream would have the worst time.

Lugnut? Sari loves him. It took Megaton to let Lugnut share Sari-sitting with the others (Lugnut thought that they were “UNWORTHY OF TAKING CARE OF MEGATRON’S SPAWN!”)

The Seekers? They felt like Sari wouldn’t like them (clones of Starscream, member), but she loves them, which makes them happy. (Skywarp is the responsible one, Thundercracker the fun one, Sunstorm the serious but caring one, Ramjet the weird one, and Slipstream the irresponsible one).

Shockwave? Overprotective Babysitter. When Megatron came to get Sari, he found Shockwave cradling Spiked Energon, while Sari was in the box. (Megatron didn’t question it. Probably because he had no questions).

Blackarachina? Well she felt… scared of taking care of a baby (Elita-One’s caring nature showing), but when Sari touched, Instant kinship. It took several hours to remove Sari from Blackarachina’s care, all the while Blackarachina screamed “KINSHIP” over and over.

Waspinator? (He exploded, but Sari got upset if they left him). He kept stating that Sari’s a “Queen!” She liked it.

Soundwave (Created through the Cyber Key)? Sibling, in a “I may find her annoying, but I will kill you if you hurt her” type way.

Swindle and Lockdown (Both tried to steal Sari for money, both got their afts handed to them by Megatron, then forced to join)? Very good with her, probably because Megatron is looming over them while they do it.

Constructicons? Uncles. (Dirt Boss First, Scrapper Second, Mixmaster Third).

Blitzwing? Funny/Weird/Cool Cousin. (Weird tried to eat her once, so he’s on thin ice. So is Hot-head, as he tried to teach her to fly by throwing her into space).

But Starscream? She’s an absolute gremlin. She purposely screws with him, get him into trouble, and frames him for things she did. And every time, when Starscream’s getting scolded, she gives him a knowing, Shit-Eating Grin, which infuriates him, and Starscream always gets in trouble, because no one suspects Sari. (She’s well behaved).

I love every single one of these thoughts!! 1000% especially for lugnut, he adores Sari and sees it as a great privilege to babysit her and help teacher her the Deception way. Strika and Lugnut are like top tier aunt and uncle to her, especially Strika’s no nonsense training turns her into a warrior and tactician that the Autobots fear even though for her safety Megatron never allows her onto the field of battle so there’s very little known about her.

Will say tho, while they may have thought about it since Autobot command would have a ridiculous bounty out for the capture of the elusive heir to the decepticons, they would never try to collect on that bounty since Megatron and all the decepticons would torture the to them to the point that death would be a blessing for such a transgression.

I am always excited to talk head cannons Decepticon!Sari au, pls feed me your thoughts

[bumbledblogging]

current muses & brief info :

🐝. Bumblebee.

bee began the ask blog portion of this account in an attempt to help bring everyone closer together by getting to know each other better, hence the bee motif. bee is one of the kindest of the muses, & although IDW ( aka cane bee ) based, his portrayal is flexible, especially regarding his time on Earth. multiversal canon relationships can be incorporated if desired, such as his friendship with humans in bayverse.

🌄. cliffjumper .

he/she pronouns, a mixture of all his verses portrayals . tfa cliffjumper being his strongest influence on my take of his personality.

🍷. trailcutter / trailbreaker .

mtmte. a literal vampire to mechs' energy supply .

🔥. hot shot .

armada. pyrokinetic by personality .

📼. rumble .

g1. blue, primarily .

🦜. demolisher / ironhide .

armada . a big tank loyal to megatron & being dumb as rocks .

🏈. blitzwing .

g1. fire & ice . hateful of quintessons .

🧉. swerve .

mtmte .

🎙. soundwave .

CYBERVERSE .

💔. Goldbug .

Shattered Glass, fun publications & idw inspo.

👁. soundblaster .

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[in1-nutshell]

MORE SG BLACK ARACHNIA BUDDY

I'm stuck on a retelling of the episode where meltdown and black arachnia work together. But it's just meltdown pulling some extremism by essentially kidnappy buddy and saying, "I'm either gonna fix it by turning it full organic or kill it, which ever comes first". And Buddy is desperately on the phone with Optimus like

Op - look, I'm coming, but don't you have Decepticon allies that you can call?!?!

Buddy who knows that if Megatron knew she was in danger, then the island would simply be collateral damage - ...no

HAHAHAHA! I love the little description of the call there!

Here is the unintentional, intentional, after math of the Sentinel and Elita reunion.

Hope you enjoy!

Elita One's Twin sister gets kidnapped by Meltdown

SFW, Platonic, Familial, Hinted romance, kidnapping, slight mention of torture, mention of burns, Cybertronian (techno organic) reader

TFA

How did Buddy end up here?

Strapped to an experimental table, shock collars adoring her neckcables and servos, too many muti-colored patches one her frame while a disgusting Puddle Man taking notes on a weird looking monitor.

Buddy would have to start from last week to be able to tell you that.

Buddy had stayed on Dinobot Island for the night trying to calm down from that night’s events.

The Dinobots were more than happy to have Buddy over though they were worried about what happened the night before.

Buddy is sitting and patting Swoops head as Snarl keeps guard of the cave entrance.

Grimlock is sitting behind her.

“Buddy ready to talk?”--Grimlock

Buddy continuing to pat Swoop.

“No.”--Buddy

“Why?”--Grimlock

“Because I said so.”--Buddy

“You say that not real answer.”--Grimlock

“Well—”--Buddy

“And that way to—erm—avoid question.”--Grimlock

“… When did you get so smart?”--Buddy

Grimlock puffing chassis a bit in pride.

“Grimlock smartest of Dinobot’s!”--Grimlock

“Yes, you are.”-Buddy

“So… Buddy talk, now?”--Grimlock

“No.”--Buddy

Buddy made sure she went back to the base as soon as the next boat had arrived near the island and beelined straight to the base.

To her surprise and slight hurt, no one had noticed she had gone the night before.

Not even Megatron.

Then again, she couldn’t blame him.

The Elite Guard was still on Earth after all, he had more things to worry about.

After a week, Buddy decided to do something she hadn’t done in a while.

Buddy walking towards the exit of the base.

“And where do you think you’re going at this early in the morning?”--Starscream

Starscream leans against the cave wall with his arms crossed.

“I’m taking a walk outside.”--Buddy

“Don’t you have a med bay to re arrange again?”--Starscream

“I’m taking the day off.”--Starscream

Starscream’s wings slightly perk in question.

“You? Taking a day off? Has Megatron finally grabbed his bearings and asked you then?”--Starscream

“Asked me what?”--Buddy

“Ask you to—”--Starscream

Megatron appears behind him scaring the two.

“Go one Starscream what were you going to say?”--Megatron

Starscream chuckles a bit nervously.

“Ah he isn’t doing any harm now Megatron.”--Buddy

“Yet.”--Starscream

“Shh! Anyway’s I was telling him that I was taking the day off today. I sent the message through the link, and I was going out for a walk—”--Buddy

“You are… taking the day off?”--Megatron

“Yes? Why is it so hard for you two to believe that.”--Buddy

“Lugnut wouldn’t believe you.”--Starscream

“Oh that’s a bit of a stretch—”--Buddy

“Hey Lugnut!”--Starscream

Lugnut stops walking with Blitzwing by his side.

“Why is everyone awake? No one is up by this—”--Buddy

“Buddy says she’s taking the day off.”--Starscream

Random starts laughing hysterically while Lugnut looks confused.

“Buddy…taking the day off?”--Lugnut

“OH, COME ON! I am not that bad! I can take a break when I want to.”--Buddy

All the Decepticon’s having flashback’s of dragging Buddy away from her work or to sleep at a decent time, some getting out with injuries.

“…”—All the Decepticon

“…Look I’m going out today for a walk. No one is going to call me unless someone is dying.”--Buddy

Buddy hops off the ledge and swings away from the group who is left astounded.

“…So this is the future you have in mind Megatron?”--Starscream

“Starscream I swear…”--Megatron

While on the walk someone pinged her on her commlink.

Despite what she had just told the entire team an hour earlier, she still took the call.

Blame the anxiety and bad habits.

It was Prime.

“Hello?”--Buddy

“Prowl where—Buddy?”Optimus

“…Hey Prime…”--Buddy

“Wait don’t hang up, please!”--Optimus

Buddy pauses a bit.

“Go on…”--Buddy

“How are you?”--Optimus

Buddy lets out a shaky vent.

“As okay as I can be Prime. I take it you didn’t call me on purpose?”--Buddy

“No—I mean—that came out wrong…”--Optimus

“…Hey Optimus… I never got to tell you how sorry—”--Buddy

“No.”--Optimus

“What?”--Buddy

“You are not going to say sorry. You had good intentions that night. It on them now. If we are going to blame anyone it should be me—”--Optimus

“And I’m going to stop you there too.”--Buddy

“Wait no, I’m still stopping you.”--Optimus

“But now I’m stopping you.”--Buddy

“No, I am.”--Optimus

“No, I am!”--Buddy

“No, I am!”--Optimus

Silence.

Both friends on the line end up laughing.

They both knew it was going to be okay.

At least with them.

Sentinel and Elita were still another story.

“Why did you originally call for anyways Prime? You didn’t want to speak to your friendly neighborhood Spider?”—Buddy

“What I—I mean—”--Optimus

“I’m just messing with you Optimus. Tell away.”--Buddy

“I was trying to get a hold of Prowl. So much has been going down on the base. Mainly everyone has been a bit more… chaotic than usual. I was calling because I have a lens Prowl wanted.”--Optimus

“What kind of lens?”--Buddy

“His nature camera lens on Dinobot Island had gotten cracked last week and he has been… a bit moodier without seeing his birds.”--Optimus

“Well Optimus today’s your lucky day. I have the day off and—”--Buddy

“You have the day off? Really?”--Optimus

“Why is everyone surprised about this? I can take breaks.”--Buddy

Optimus having a flashback to the Academy were Elita, Sentinel and him dragging Buddy out of the study room with dents on them all.

“… Right…”--Optimus

“Anyways I can go to the island and fix it myself.”--Buddy

“I don’t want to interrupt—”--Optimus

“You’re not interrupting anything Prime. Anyways it gives me an excuse to go see the boys.”--Buddy

“Thanks Buddy, you’re a life saver.”--Optimus

“You got it Prime.”--Buddy

Now she was on Dinobot Island.

She managed to find the camera, but its lens wasn’t just broken.

It had some sort of … burns…

Buddy needed to inspect this more. Nothing on the island could have done these types of burns. Nothing organic at least.

She grabbed the camera when she heard some familiar pede steps.

Buddy turns to see the Dinobots coming towards her.

Buddy waves hello.

“Hey, guys!”--Buddy

Dinobots running faster.

“Hey, you slow down now…”--Buddy

Dinobots run even faster.

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT—”--Buddy

Dinobot’s tackle Buddy to the ground.

“Guys…as much as I love you all… I’m not…as durable…as you…”--Buddy

“Dinobot’s get off Buddy who is just lying in a silhouette crater.

“Ow…”--Buddy

Grimlock picks Buddy up with one servo and dusts her off a bit.

“Thank you—Hold on what is that?”--Buddy

Buddy looks at a familiar looking burn on Grimlock’s thigh.

Grimlock shivers a bit as Buddy’s servo comes near the wound.

Buddy turns to see the others have similar burns.

“What happened?”--Buddy

“Dinobots… umm… Me Grimlock…”--Grimlock

“Is something hurting you?”--Buddy

Grimlock shaking his helm.

“…Is someone hurting you?”--Buddy

A hesitant nod from all three.

Buddy got out her med kit to look at the burns while gently petting them.

Buddy asked what happened to them after caring for each burn the best she could with her supplies.

They told Buddy that some puddle man hurt them.

Buddy’s optics harden.

Someone was hurting her friends.

They were going to pay.

Pay dearly.

Buddy finishing up the last injury.

“By any chance, do you remember the last place the ‘Puddle Man” was?”--Buddy

“Yes, it near gorge.”--Grimlock

Buddy nodding her helm slowly.

Grimlock suddenly looked nervous.

“Buddy not going to go see ‘Puddle Man’, right?”--Grimlock

“I just want a talk to the ‘Puddle Man’.”--Buddy

Buddy begins to move forward, but Grimlock quickly blocks her.

“No! Buddy no go! Puddle Man hurt Buddy!”--Grimlock

Snarl and Swoop nod their helms in agreement.

“I’ll be fin—”--Buddy

“No!”--Grimlock

Buddy shoots a web upwards and swings out of the Dinobot circle.

“Sorry guys! But someone’s going to pay for this!”--Buddy

“Buddy!”--Grimlock

Buddy quickly disappears into the bush.

Grimlock turns to Swoop.

“Get Truck bot.”--Grimlock

Swoop nods hurriedly and flies off.

As Buddy swung towards the gorge, something cut off her webs making her tumble to the ground. She slammed her helm on a sharp rock causing her to black out.

That brings us back to the present.

The Puddle Man had introduced himself as Meltdown.

Some wannabe scientist that got himself into a bit of an accident making him look like this, ‘Puddle Man’.

Buddy had tried to get out of the bonds but after a couple volts of electricity and a couple dozen acid burns to the pedes later Buddy decided that it was going to be better to wait it out for an opportunity to show up.

“Let me get this straight. You want to make me fully organic… so you can figure out how to turn yourself back to human? Am I missing anything?”--Buddy

“That sum everything up, yes.”--Meltdown

“Do you take constructive critic?”--Buddy

“…I’ll allow it.”--Meltdown

“That is the dumbest thing I have heard today.”--Buddy

“WHAT?!”--Meltdown

“You’re trying to turn me, someone who isn’t organic by nature, to become fully organic. We both have different biology and not to mention the methods of—”--Buddy

Meltdown cranks the electricity collars on making Buddy scream.

“I’d watch your tone if I were you. If I don’t find out a way to make you fully organic, you’ll be discard like the rest.”--Meltdown

Buddy giving him the stink eye while side eyeing the mismatched bones and fur in the corner.

“You can’t even dispose of your own garbage Meltdown.”--Buddy

“I’m going to enjoy this.”--Meltdown

“Enjoy whaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”--Buddy

The collar sparks with more voltage than before while Meltdown looked down at her with a sadistic smile.

Buddy didn’t know what was more surprising.

The fact that her original frame and organic frame was still intact from the electricity and burns or the fact that Meltdown had to leave his lab to use the bathroom.

Buddy wasn’t going to push it any further.

She managed to get a hold on the com link that was still in her audial and pressed on it.

“Optimus—”--Buddy

“Buddy where are you!?”--Optimus

Buddy wincing a bit at the volume.

“Shush! Prime, you’re going to get me caught.”--Buddy

“Caught?! Caught by who?”--Optimus

“You familiar with ‘Meltdown’?”--Buddy

Optimus paling on the other end of the line.

“Yes.”--Optimus

“I’m in some lab of his and I can’t exactly get out.”--Buddy

“I’m already on my way.”--Optimus

“That’s—urgh—fast.”--Buddy

“One of the Dinobots came and asked for me. We’re half way to the Island now.”--Optimus

“Oh, thank the Allspark.”--Buddy

“Did he hurt you?”--Optimus

“…Do you really want that answer?”--Buddy

“Buddy…”--Optimus

“I’m just trying not to look at them and get nervous.”--Buddy

“We’re almost to the shore.”--Optimus

“Good.”--Buddy

“Buddy, have you tried contacting your… team?”--Optimus

Buddy already having the vision of the island engulfed in flames.

“…No, I haven’t but there’s a good reason—”--Buddy

Toilet flushes.

“Prime I have to go! Find Me Prime!”--Buddy

Buddy releases her commlink silently tensing when Meltdown comes in.

“Shall we continue?”--Meltdown

Now all she had to do was stall Meltdown until Prime came.

Meltdown came back and began fiddling around with some of Buddy’s buttons near her helm.

To her horror she saw him press the mainlink to the Decepticon base, the one that would radio into the main computer.

While he was prodding around a few drops of acid fell on her.

She screamed as the acid met her chassis.

Buddy heard someone in her audial talking to her, but she couldn’t quite put her digit on it.

Mentally and physically.

Meltdown had somehow managed to figure out the link was something important and decided to play around with it.

He smeared more acid on her chassis.

She wailed in agony.

There was a bunch of noise in her audial now, but it eventually faded away as she blacked out from the pain.

When Buddy woke up again into was slow and painful.

Her optics were hazy and unfocussed, mainly seeing giant blobs.

She tried focusing on her senses first before dealing with everything else.

Buddy’s back was still on the table, but the patches were gone and so were the collar around her neck and servos.

Speaking of servos, something or someone was holding onto one of them with a death grip.

Strange enough, the touch felt familiar, nostalgic even.

Buddy tried focusing her vision on what was holding her servo and nearly had a spark attack right there.

It was Elita.

Okay this was surely a dream or Meltdown had failed to make her completely organic and this was her mind making a scenario to ease her into death.

She finally had enough consciousness to finally look around the room and was now fully convinced she was dreaming.

Next to Elita who was looking sadly at their intertwined servos was Optimus and Sentinel with Ratchet.

The three mechs seemed to also be looking across the room to…

Oh, Primus, why were they doing here?!

And how where the Bots not dead!?

On the other side of the room was Megatron with Blitzwing and Starscream glaring at the other Autobots.

Buddy gave Elita’s servo a squeeze making her snap up to look at Buddy smiling weakly.

Buddy gives Elita’s servo a bit of a squeeze.

Elita’s helm snaps up to see Buddy smiling weakly at her with barely opened optics.

“What’s with the look? Someone died?”--Buddy

Elita practically launches herself onto Buddy, hugging and crying on her neckcables.

Everyone else in the room finally understood that Buddy was awake now and tried to reach for Buddy.

Buddy gives them each a smile before motioning the door.

Motioning for privacy.

Her team was hesitant to leave, but eventually followed the Autobot’s out.

Elita finally released Buddy.

“Buddy, Buddy I’m so sorry—hic—I’m so sorry!”--Elita

“It’s okay Elita—”--Buddy

“No, it’s not! Look what happened to you! You nearly died here and…and--”--Elita

Buddy slowly takes her twins servo in her own.

“Things…things happen Lita…”--Buddy

Buddy pauses waiting to hear Elita tell her not to call her that.

She doesn’t.

“Somethings are out of our control, and we can’t just stick in one place for the rest of our lives. I got turned into a techno organic and made peace with it. This is a part of who I am now, and I accept it. Imagine if I didn’t and was bitter about it? I wouldn’t want to live a life were the only thing I have to look forward is revenge or something.”--Buddy

Elita sniffs a little bit.

“You took my place though. Aren’t you a little bit mad at me? At Optimus? At Sentinel?”--Elita

“I did at first. I wanted to blame everything on you guys and those Spider’s. But you know what Lita? It isn’t any of you guys’ fault. I made my decision back at that cave and I don’t regret it. Not for a nanoclick.”--Buddy

“But—”--Elita

“If I had the option of going back to that moment, I wouldn’t change a thing. I…I love Lita, and nothing’s going to change that.”--Buddy

Elita now fully sobbing on her twin.

Buddy starts bawling too as she hugs her back.

“Hey, I know this is off topic, but what happened to Meltdown?”--Buddy

Elita scowls.

“He got away. But don’t worry, I don’t thinks he’s coming anywhere near you ever again.”--Elita

“If you say so…”--Buddy

Buddy clung to Elita’s side as they both made their way out of the lab.

Buddy found it a bit funny how everyone was outside on their respected sides some silently glaring more than others.

Turns out the Dinobot’s had taken liberties to act as mediators between the two factions if things got out of hand.

Buddy waving at the group.

“Hi!”--Buddy

Dinobot’s waving back happily.

Buddy’s view was suddenly blocked by Megatron’s chassis.

“Are you all, right? Why are you even standing? Did the doctor do a good job? You shouldn’t be standing.”--Megatron

Megatron scoops Buddy up into his arms and walks back to his side.

Optimus looks relieved.

Sentinel too but tries to hide it in front of the Decepticon’s.

Ratchet also visibly relaxes a bit.

Starscream and Blitzwing stand close to Megatron nearly shielding Buddy from the other’s view.

“If there are any further complications—”--Ratchet

“I know where to find you field tech.”--Megatron

Megatron nods at the Autobot’s before taking off with Buddy in his arms with Starscream and Blitzwing following suite.

“Do you think she’ll be all right?”--Sentinel

“Of course she is. Don’t count her out of anything kids.”--Ratchet

Ratchet’s right. We’ll see her again, maybe not soon, but we will eventually.”--Elita

Optimus smiles at his friends.

“Let’s go home.”--Optimus

Meanwhile at the Decepticon base.

Megatron walks straight to Buddy’s room closing the door behind him.

He gently places Buddy down on the berth.

He sits down next to her.

“…Megatron—”--Buddy

“Not now.”--Megatron

He gently grabs her smaller servo in his.

Buddy slightly blushes at the action.

“…We can talk about this later.”--Buddy

“Yes, but now…”--Megatron

His servo lets go of her’s and pulls her into a side hug mindful of the injuries.

Buddy leans into his frame venting softly as exhaustion starts taking a toll.

“Buddy… there is something I need to tell you. I—”--Megatron

Megatron looks down to see Buddy fast asleep.

He chuckles a bit and gently places her on the berth.

His servo lingers on her’s before letting go.

He goes to the door and quietly walks out.

[askoneweirddecepticonfamily]

I have an OC, which is a clone of Optimus Prime made by Shockwave out of Prime's CNA.

That's him. Redesign art is unfinished.

And don't mind the grease, I don't know where they came from, they appeared from nothing.

So technically, you can say it is Optimus' son, but Steamblast(that's his name) is a decepticon. Plus, he was tortured by Shockwave because he wanted to test his theory about whether Steamblast has Prime's memory or not. It turns out he has a completely different personality and does not have Prime's memory.

Yes, Steamblast is literally a lab rat.

The torn Decepticon logo on his shoulder is a battle scar that wasn't from Shockwave's torture. But broken windshield is.

How did I end up writing a whole paragraph?

Nathan - *Starts crying.*

Cindy - Talk about nightmare fuel.

Ramjet - (Pics up Nathan) Let's get some yummy cookies.

Octane - Nope, not happenin'.

Sunstorm - *Shorts circuits and passes out.*

Dirge - *Picks Sunstorm up.* The boy has PTSD because what Shockwave did to him.

Blitzwing - In a way so do I, by mine were caused by Quintessons.

Astrotrain - You and me both buddy, you and me both.

Skywarp - I knew Shockwave was creepy but this?

Thundercracker - *Is in the background with a picket sign saying Shockwave's experiments are inhumane.*

Thrust - I'm gonna join Thundercracker here on this one.

Starscream - *Starts cleaning his weapons.* If Shockwave thinks that monstrosity of his is coming anywhere near my family or fellow Decpticons he has another thing coming.

[crying-fantasies]

Genes

CW: Dismemberment, robo gore, bad words, IDW 2005 continuity spoilers, etc.

Blitzwing and his future conjunx start their romance in a very shape of the water kind of style, if the fish man/god was a badmouthed pain in the ass and you didn't have the have the patience to deal with all his shit, but still managed.

I'm totally heartbroken by what they did to Blitzwing in IDW, and while he was a total afthole no one deserves to be dismembered alive, feeling everything and being ignored while asking the minimum mercy of death before the pain of being torn apart alive, no human listen to him and even an autobot ally is there but just ignores it while the hungry power scientist at the moment gets his hands on highly dangerous cybertronian technology, just... the nerve, and it's worse when they go "oh, how could this happen?!" When all goes to shit just like Blitzwing and Jazz said it would, the nerve.

I can totally see a young human taking parts of him out of the searching building just out of spite because we later know they used information of Blitzwing CNA and parts to fuck up even worse the whole situation on earth, but then the human gets on contact, like, a real one, with Blitzwing and can hear his thoughts and his desire when they touch his spark.

He wants to die, to be at peace, to stop feeling pain, it doesn't end there, you are the first connection he had after so long and it's such a pleasurable sensation to feel something alive out of the almost complete silence in the middle of his torture.

War is over, there is a truce and human finally goes out for help to whatever bot or con that is willing to hear, some do get there but there not much to do.

It takes time, and the bond they keep is getting stronger, the human has never seen Blitzwing as a whole but goes around with his spark on a container so big it's almost a traveling backpack, he is still a pain in the ass but human goes with him everywhere.

Just imagine such a big spark on the back of a little human, and the little shit still has the nerve to shout directly to your mind.

Blitzwing hardly says thank you when you get him from one place to another, or when you tell him how his body is being repaired, he doesn't say much apart from the recurrent bad words and how he doubts they are going to get him back right.

The bond is hard, it was desperate at the moment, and you can feel and hear his pain when his spark is put on his recuperated body, then there is silence, one you didn't have since you touched Blitzwing's spark, there is peace and you think that was the end of it, and while it was sad not to hear him anymore it was also so calm to have you thoughts for yourself back.

Jokes on you because he gets his first flight to reach out to you, giving you a slag eating grin while looking at you, "Did you miss me flesh bag?"

How this got to you having Sabersky? Who remembers, really, almost no one knows when you got from point A to point B to point Z and your triple changer sparkling is looking at you with red optics and the same slag eating smile of his sire, asking to be carried while doing the usual baby talk with some clicks and fax machine like noises that only he can understand.

No scientist bot could understand how Sabersky was forged with the frame of a triple changer, but so far bets are on your sparkling's strange mix of scanned human DNA that takes on the necessity to duplicate certain physical characteristics from both parents now converted to the sparkling's CNA.

Sabersky is a triple changer, but no one is sure if he'll stay like that or if he can improve like your species, there is dread and worry in you when your baby takes on his first alt-mode way before any other Terraformer and there are parts that don't exactly look like they belong to a tank or a jet, Blitzwing for another part...

"What you doing kiddo?" Well, Sabersky and Blitzwing, who doesn't use so much strength like you to rise the sparkling on his servo, does understand his sounds to some levela and doesn't care for what the little sparkling can get on, "you wanna fly already don't cha, you little shit?" if anything, Blitzwing is encouraging him.

"Blitzwing, no"

"Heh, babe, his designation is Sabersky for a reason, he'll cut the sky with his powerful wings"

"Blitzwing NO-"

Too late, Sabersky has already been launched from his sire's servo with force enough to make him a little point in the distance by mere seconds, just to transform mid air to a little kind of jet to a little assault tank.

You both screamed and jumped to catch him before touching earth, you slammed face first in the dirt and your stupid husband was in the same state except for the literal earthquake his impact caused while his servo is holding the little tank that was giggling, who since a long time ago learned his creators would do this everytime he fell from the sky.

"He is such a smart cookie, just like you, fleshy"

"I'm not talking to you now" the sparkling laughed louder by your angry tone.

Sabersky was a little shit like Blitzwing, alright.

[ilmeshka]

🦂There are no drawings, but there is a headcanon that sometimes Blitzwing has nightmares related to his past, i.e. with Blackarachnia, which tortured him...At this moment, little Victory comes in, who complains to her carrier that she had a nightmare about a huge spider...Blitzwing picks her up and comforts her, telling her that it's just a dream, and trying not to remember the nightmare that he went through.

🦂This week I'm handing in a book I've been working on for 3 months, + on Sunday there will be an interior design defense. -'(

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Hazformers Crack-Ship Theory: If Adamarachnia Became A Thing

[Note: Reading This Is Optional...also Mature Audience Only. Not For Kids. also make sure to have watched all the episodes of Season 1 of Hazbin Hotel before reading this post.]

is weird to think Adam despite being a former human turned angel (and possibly becoming a Sinner in a possible future, either it be in just in the fanon or canon or both...but we don't know if that will really happen in the canon, but if it doesn't, we can just be happy to reform him a bit in the fanon.) would end up falling head over heels for Blackarachnia who is like way older than him, like if he tries to woo her despite Lute's protest against him doing so...

would that make Adam a Cougar-Chaser...?

yeah I know that the whole "cougar" term might go over some Cybertronian heads, but they still do have cybertronian version of fauna and flora, like those blue flowers that is seen in Earthspark.

so maybe they would understand if ya say "Cyber Cougar-Chaser"...

Adamarachnia (pronounced "Adam-Arachnia"...) might be the weirdest ship that has pop into my head.

and I had the ship name Mamtella pop into my head that has to do with Mammon and Stella, and only once so far their ship name made me hungry cause it reminds me of food, like the type of stuff that is put on toast. not my fault that their ship name sounds like food...

like Adam could start as a secret admirer who sends secret anonymous love letters to Blackarachnia, and describing her as his "Goddess" and her being like "Persephone" and how their love is like Romeo and Juliet.

even if he found out she wasn't originally human or even a hellborn, but technically a cybertronian sinner who should of went to the pit after what she put Blitzwing, The Dinobots, Sari and Wasp through...

Adam might still end up trying to pursue her and like her even more, since she is not originally from Earth and is the Extraterrestrial love of his life. XD

Lute might get annoyed with Adam acting like a lovesick fool, and he had never acted that way with Lilith or Eve, so it could be new to Lute and everyone else in Heaven and even some in Hell, to see him like that.....it would be amusing, cause it be a type of torture to Lute, and possibly Sera as well.

Emily might think it is really sweet, and Petey (a nickname I'm calling Saint Peter from Hazbin Hotel.) he might be just really confused and disturbed.

if other fans start call him Petey as well, ya know he may never live that down and will always be addressed as that nickname by fans. XD

if Adam tries to start another fight while the Autobots and Decepticons are at the hotel (even if it is in a Fanon Timeline), just get Blackarachnia and he will act like a lovesick fool and possibly get all tongue tied, of course Lute would probably have to drag his butt back to Heaven.

yeah the whole Adamarachnia popping in my head, is possibly the weirdest crack-ship...then again, maybe some will like the idea because they would technically be a perfect match, well maybe by a 98% perfect match.

if those two got married, Blackarachnia would become like the Step-Mother of Humanity, well I still think Adam could be a hybrid along with Eve and Lilith, them having the Annunaki gene....well the much earlier hybrid version, cause of the whole Annunaki DNA + Homo-Erectus DNA = Early Homo-Sapiens.

my thoughts about Adam, Eve and Lilith being Homo-Sapiens that were hybrids from the mix of Annunaki & Homo-Erectus DNA.

I can still believe there was a TRUE First Man and Woman that are the parents of all humankind, well grandparents to all humankind, even to Earth Angels who are also technically hybrids because of the whole Nephilim Gene, Those Grandpa Watchers and Nephilim Ain't The Boss Of Me.

the True First Man and Woman, could be viewed as Patriarch-Adam & Matriarch-Eve.

anyway I'm not sure what else to say about the whole idea about Adamarachnia, other than Blackarachnia could get a bit annoyed by the love letters and other gifts she gets from her secret admirer that turns out to be Adam....I would love to see her annoyed and trying to go through so many of her gifts, and maybe giving half of the gifts to the others.

Blitzwing could be amused, and Lockdown could feel a bit sorry for her, since he could be going through the whole admirer chasing him....the admirer being Niffty, I still like the idea of Niffty chasing Lockdown because he is technically a bad boy, her going feral around even the Autobots should be fun...

Megatron, Blitzwing, Lugnut, Shockwave, Soundwave, Swindle and Lockdown might end up being amused by Niffty getting so uncontrollably feral on Optimus, Bumblebee, Ratchet, Bulkhead, Prowl and Blurr...

Blackarachnia could be off somewhere else when that madness is going on...maybe finding another love letter from Adam. XD

Ratchet would probably be the first to view Niffty like a Scraplet.

the whole LockNiffty would be a Semi-Ship type idea, meaning while Niffty does have some kind of crazy crush on Lockdown, the feelings aren't mutual and he could end up trying to find someone else to pawn her off on. and we could view that he is still looking, so he can find someone who is more of a bad boy than him, that Niffty could take a more interest in.

Blackarachnia would obviously be way taller than Adam, but for all we know, he could be into taller women, and even if he does meet her face to face, he might not really take a "No" for answer and might still try to win her heart....well, techno-organic spark.

if her body did become techno-organic, her spark may have as well, which is why the allspark key may have been causing her harm when she was trying to get rid of her organic half, but if her spark had become techno-organic as well, it would mean that she would of went offline because she would of been causing harm to both her techno-organic body and techno-organic spark.

in a timeline where Elita became Elita Prime and Optimus became Arachnus Prime, even Elita would know better than to pull a stunt like that.

it be interesting if Arachnus and Elita jump from their timeline and ended up in the one where Elita still became Blackarachnia, and Optimus stayed as well his adorkable self.

sure there will be two versions of them, but it would be interesting if the Other Elita formed a romance with Optimus.

I would ship it. XD

plus Elita Prime could change her paint from Yellow to Pink, because she could find it more interesting and it could match a bit of G1-Elita and Earthspark-Elita.

Sari could view the Elita Prime and Earthspark-Elita as the Cool Mom Figures, I mean she could end up bonding with Elita Prime, and forming a type of Mother & Daughter bond, even though Megatron is technically gave birth to Sari through budding in that secret lab of Sumdac, not all fans have to agree about Megatron being Sari's Carrier-Sire but it still obvious where that liquid metal human baby sized sparkling protoform came from...

just be glad that Adam (from Hazbin Hotel) never found a liquid metal sparkling, though in a Crossover AU, if he did, the other parent would likely be The Fallen aka also known as Megatronus Sr.

Adamarachnia could be seen as a Semi-Ship, where Adam has feelings for Blackarachnia and tries to win her over, but the feelings aren't mutual, of there can be a Semi-Ship like LockNiffty then there can be a Adamarachnia where Adam is trying to get Blackarachnia to like-like him as much as he like-likes her...

not sure what else to say about the whole Semi-Ship that is also a Crack-Ship that is Adamarchnia, the likely hood of others liking it and ending up drawing fanart of that ship is possibly very small chance of happening...but who knows, maybe I will draw fanart of that ship sometime....I mean Megamilla is my new Crossover OTP and I drew a Crossover drawing of that ship.

Megamilla being the ship name of TFA-Megatron x Carmilla Carmine.

I blame the song "Out For Love" for giving me the idea and motivation to drawing that Megamilla ship fanart.

that song has become one of my favorite songs from the other songs I like from Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

when I'm able to, I will draw another Megamilla drawing, and maybe if I feel like it and get around to it, I will draw Adamarachnia.

I don't think I really have much to say about how Adam would act around Blackarachnia, other than him acting like a lovesick fool and sending her secret admirer gifts and love letters, and the idea would be for the fanon, so the whole Adam in the canon even if he does come back as a Sinner, acting like a lovesick fool, is very unlikely...

but him acting that way in the fanon is interesting to me, as well as a little amusing, and even it does annoys Blackarachnia.

it would be fun to watch and eat popcorn while it drives her crazy. XD