#tortilla thoughts
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tortillaspecter · 3 months ago
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When I tell you, I nearly choked on my soup.
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Follow me on Bsky if you want, I just dump random art on there.
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tortilla-of-courage · 11 months ago
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im going to burst into tears
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sharenalovemail · 1 year ago
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these forging bonds are making me explode
(full version of last panel under cut)
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this is like. REALLY messy but i just REALLY wanted to make something wrt sharenas dialogue in rosados forging bonds. i drew most of this last night around 3 am. im gonna cry now
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whoslaurapalmer · 12 days ago
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the adult horror conversation with yourself of 'i could have tortillas with dinner tonight. i just had tortillas the other day. that's okay. i can, in fact, have tortillas again! i am putting a different filling in them! but if i have these tortillas, i will have a total of six tortillas left in the freezer. eventually i will have to buy more tortillas. by god, girl, you are allowed to eat the things you have in the freezer, instead of feeling like you have to save them for some potential eventuality so you don't run out of them, and like, what situation are you even imagining where the tortillas would be better to have later instead of for this particular dinner??? if you keep feeling like you have to save them for Something you will just not eat the tortillas!! eventually EVERYTHING runs out and you have to buy more of them!! that is the way the world works!! you are allowed to not have things aggressively stockpiled, except for like, tissues, but that was a purchasing incident on mom's card while she was still here, so you just happen to have, a bizarre amount of tissue boxes. AND WHILE YOUR FINANCES ARE STILL BIG RED QUESTION MARKS, YOU CAN, IN FACT, AFFORD TO GO BUY MORE TORTILLAS IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO!!! YOU GET THE STREET TACO SIZE AND THEY'RE LIKE $2.99!!!!! AND WHEN DID YOU EVEN BUY THESE TORTILLAS, HUH???????? YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU???? WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH THE TORTILLAS AT AN ACCEPTABLE PACE!! WHATEVER THE HELL THAT SENTENCE MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
anyway i'm eating the tortillas. or i mean they're on the counter defrosting while i have some chicken toasting in the toaster oven
#adulting is going soooooooo normally i tell you WHAT#first option of how to keep the house is going to fall through (or well it's not long-term sustainable)#so now we're on second option to keep the house and tomorrow that process starts and i will find out soon if THAT'S possible!!!!!!!!!!!#aaaaaaaaaand if not! then! well!!! will have to move. some places i have an eye on but it's also. Thousand Yard Stare#i got a projected electricity bill -- that was A+ i was so pleased with it!! not bad at all!!! sooo much lower than i was assuming. yay.#BUT THE GAS BILL MADE ME GO 'ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL??????'#FIRST OFF LOCAL GAS COMPANY IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOUR METER READER CAN'T TRUDGE THROUGH THE SNOW TO THE BACKYARD#AND IS ESTIMATING 100 UNITS HIGHER THAN PREVIOUS USAGE WHICH I'M SURE MAKES A DIFFERENCE#THERE ARE PEOPLE LOCALLY WHO KEEP THEIR HEATER ON 60 BTW AND YOU'RE STILL CHARGING THEM $300 WHICH AT LEAST YOU AREN'T CHARGING ME BUT DAMN#this area is having a bit of a Time with gas and electric bills. it's a whole Thing. mostly i have luckily escaped that.#/crosses self for good luck even if it does NOT work that way and i am Not religious by ANY means#also they're breaking up a security deposit over 3 months bc i didn't have any other real bills in my name when i switched all the bills#(at least the gas was the only one that wanted a security deposit. and they'll give it back to me in a year if i'm current for a year.)#(but also. rrrrrrrrrrude)#so i was expecting that but also a specific budget billing but they are asking for moreeeee than i thought they would!#mostly this is a jan-march issue. after march at least it'll go down like $90. which is better but also. still. sigh.#idk if i should call and argue about the reading. i should just let it go probably. i don't like it but. well. idk.#WELL I GOTTA GET THROUGH TOMORROW FIRST.#AND BEFORE THAT. TONIGHT. AND MY TORTILLAS.
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squishsquishy · 3 months ago
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day 4: make a board based off of a headcanon that brings you joy!
Trans Mexican My Melody
x/x/x x/x x/x/x
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bumblingbabooshka · 8 months ago
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What’s your favorite, most unrealistic or downright ridiculous Tuvok hc?
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For some reason I've always pictured him eating chips with 'chopsticks' (Vulcan word swapped in but we all know) as he watches/listens to some Documentary or History Channel thing Head Empty in his room. He has to destress after work too! He can't spend ALL his time meditating or taking care of plants - Vulcans have to just chill in their rooms sometimes too...but of course he'd never admit to this. BONUS HEADCANON: When he's alone in his quarters he sometimes sings or hums to himself as (he says) a way to focus on whatever he's doing...like a mantra or a chant. The only people who've heard him do this outside family are Janeway (who didn't let him know she knew) and Kes (who said she heard it can be good for plants, while smiling)
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heavenbarnes · 10 months ago
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Bestie ur man only having a flip phone and no social media is so real of him 😂😂
HAHAHA it’s one of his best assets, i swear to god 🫶🏼
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lionfloss · 2 years ago
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Well I love your blog. The photography, Tortilla, your personal stuff, your reactions to the baffling anon hate, Tortilla… I say keep it up.
tortillaaaaaaaa <3333 honestly you are so funny on all of my posts i love YOUR blog
Here’s girl contemplating life with her shoestring bestie
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bfdifan26 · 2 years ago
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is it really possible for a towel a clover a tortilla chip and a printer to have friendly discussions about what defines life and how to truly enjoy it
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tortillaspecter · 5 months ago
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So you are a Mercenary, and got a job in Mexico during the festivities. Hiding in plain sight will be easy!
Happy September! I'll share a secret:
I used to think the The Saturday family was Mexican, why? Because them being a mixed family reminded me of members of my own family... Plus, I also have uncles that pop out of nowhere.
I am sorry for the long hiatus, but I am currently working on the next Blackwell cover! And coming up with ideas for another "Tales of the Secret Scientists" cover... Perhaps about a certain green man? We'll see!
For now I will be uploading random sketches and other works to keep my blog alive.
Thank you for your patience.
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tortilla-of-courage · 3 months ago
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a familiar place?
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the-lavender-clown · 3 months ago
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The best brand of tortilla chips and you cannot convince me otherwise
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anythingbyadriannelenker · 6 months ago
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i think i souped too close to the sun
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mizuribbons · 10 months ago
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so aldi recalled some tortilla wraps fearing they may have been contaminated with metal and
what the fuck causes metal to be put in fucking tortilla wraps
mmm yummy metallic tortilla wraps.... yummy........ i love the taste of metal....
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moonknightassappreciator · 8 months ago
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Brunet man supremacy
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rosicheeks · 8 months ago
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#extremely discouraged#I was getting help with insurance navigator person#and she was super helpful#we finished the application and I asked if there’s a way to see my info before I get my card#she asked if I want to see a doctor soon and I’m like I mean yeah but I’m waiting to start my case management#she pauses#and then tells me that the medical assistance I signed up for doesn’t include case management?????????????#lol okie dokie got it#and then she tells me all these websites and organizations I can go to file a disability#and telling me about these long applications I have to fill out#girl I can barely get out of my bed do you really think I’m able to sit down and fill out a 200 page form#seriously feel like the only option I have to actually get HELP is going to the emergency room#fun fact I almost went last night - SI thoughts were hitting me hard#but what always always stops me is the money…. my parents are already struggling#and me not working is not helping them at all#dad sent me this full time position literally at the place I’m going for day treatment and I was so confused#first of all I don’t think they’d let a patient work the front desk?? also how am I going to fit full time and this program in#especially when I barely can function and do basic shit (he doesn’t know how bad my SI thoughts were or have been but still)#I’m just bitching now I’m sorry#I need to do my laundry but now I have no energy or motivation to do anything#want to lay on the couch and through on a show and just chill there the entire day#wrapping myself up in my tortilla blankie so I’ll be a sad burrito :(#shut up rosie
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