#tori.fi

[varahai]

koira on nähny liikaa

ja näkee edelleen

[lusiferi]

Tori.fi aarteet: Turbotööttiä ja Saatanaa- edition

[muuminoita]

Tori.fi -ghostaajat: sanoisin että vetäkää käteen mutta ette varmaan ees osaa

[mustikkajuna]

anteeks mut kuka vITTU-

[nowendil]

i want to make an unwise purchase soooooooooooo bad i'm shaking about it

[ooc-sohvikset]

[sitruunaleipa]

Finnish people have gone absolutely crazy with Eurovision this year. Some towns have changed their coat of arms to look like Käärijä for this week. Statues are being dressed up in the iconic green bolero. Grocery stores are selling Käärijä buckets that have pinã colada ingredients in them. And now people have started selling completely random green things on this online marketplace called Tori.fi and labeling them as "Käärijä themed" and it is the funniest thing ever

Sometimes I love Finnish people

[hel-looks]

Eleonora, 28

“Almost everything I am wearing is secondhand from flea markets in Helsinki and from Tori.fi. My balaclava is from Etsy, and my overcoat is from & Other Stories, bought 8 years ago. My beige leather bag is from ATP Atelier; I got it from my sister who works for them. My style varies a lot in terms of colours and shapes; some days I am wearing all black, and some days a lot of colours, faux fur, rhinestones and tulle. K-pop, films, and Pinterest inspire me.”

10 February 2024, Simonkatu

[frikatilhi]

(About the bed that got wrecked)

"It was still fine backstage! Fuck. You can find it at tori.fi, Käärijä's only slightly used bed. It's been quiet"

[varahai]

nam

[lusiferi]

[niini5]

"At this point, DJ was supposed to put a song on, but he didn't. We kinda have this rule that when I'm like this, he'll put it on, but he didn't. Allu what the fuck?? This guy'll get fired too...

Tori.fi, you'll make good bargains there. You'll find heroes* like this there. So be careful what you buy.

There you go, with both hands. Goddamn, Santtu's** with you and everything. How many drinks have you had? They don't even realize I am talking to them, they're like... *imitating the person* 'It's Cheek!' No I'm Käärijä.

Let's go to the next song."

*sankari (which literally means hero) in spoken Finnish pretty much means a tragicomic person (you can ask more in the comments if you want)

**Santtu is a nickname for a brand of Finnish beer

Laukaa, Peurunka-areena, 25.11.2023

Video and translation by me

[izpira-se-zlato]

Käärijä | Allas Live, 30.06.2023

"… it'll come. is it on the set list? howdy how. a fucking western. fuck that's sad, you come on a gig and i don't sing anything that you ask for. alaks olee… kovis… shit songs, both of them. should we do yhtä vailla, do we have it? one moment, here we're going on spotify to check it. what'll we think of here now, the sun came out too, goodness. always good to talk about the weather, mmm, sun, so nice. great. hey, how many here actually watched UMK? did anyone watch? how many watched eurovision? "yeah!" was it a good show, eurovision? "yeah i have a hobby, i watch eurovision." think about it, it's some people's hobby. some eurovision, gotta watch it. [unclear] where are you from? what's that family tree? don't fucking play that for real, fuck, tori.fi (online marketplace) , that's where i got these guys. we haven't practiced this song, but well, let's do it now anyway. the short one? fuck, let's do the full version."

(translation by ghost from the Käärijä discord)

[indescriptequilibrium]

tori.fi ohari feidaaja horot ajan täl pakul teiä päält

[kinuskikakku]

*haen hakusanaa Grindr appstoresta päivityksiä tarkistaen*

Ensimmäinen hakutulos listalla: Tori.fi äppi

Minä: M-mitä ne siellä kauppaa?!

[liskokasa]

Tori.fi on kirous ja siunaus....