#torchwood pterodactyl

[sponge-eating-goblin]

Horrible Torchwood valentines as revenge against @delightfuljay for "making" me watch this show (I fear is is a really good time actually)

[frog-and-toad-are-gay]

What happened to Myfanwy the Torchwood pterodactyl after the hub exploded? Was she in there? Did she die? I need answers!!

[lupiiny]

[benevolenterrancy]

Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 90-million-year-old, 2 metre tall pteranodon.

[rystiel]

they did not need to be doing all that (they did need to be doing all that actually)

[cowpokezuko]

How it feels trying to convince people to watch Torchwood

[cambrian-creature]

Rewatching Torchwood and I forgot how fucking insane this show is. Like. Cyberwoman. Batshit crazy episode. We see barely any of Ianto up to now and then we find out he's keeping his cyborg girlfriend in the basement while he tries to cure her cyborg-ness and the second she's off life support she starts killing people. He's more okay with this than he should be. Then his coworkers get back and find out while he's trying to hide the body and try to kill his cyborg girlfriend because she's killing people. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to Ianto (so far). Absolutely gut wrenching performance from Gareth David-Lloyd as Ianto begs his friends to let him try to save Lisa while they physically drag him away and he's crying, struggling, he doesn't know what to do, only that he can't let her die, they can still save her, and then it cuts to Bikini Cyborg fistfighting a pterodactyl. What the fuck were they thinking.

[idiotsonlyevent]

[witchofthemidlands]

i feel like the torchwood team shared (1) braincell & passed it amongst the seven of them but it was held mostly by myfanwy.

[dandelionjack]

THE PTERODACTYL?

[casasupernovas]

every so often, i think about jack saying he rebuilt torchwood in the doctor's honour and...knowing what kind of shenanigans they got up to there makes what he said so...

[number1jinbesanfan]

big fan of ianto and toshiko but i gotta be honest the best character on torchwood is myfanwy (the pterodactyl)

[brittasfan]

Don’t worry. It doesn’t get as crazy in the future. A few sex scenes, not whatever was going on with the sea gas.

Please someone tell me episode 2 of torchwood is not what every episode is like 😭😭 i got hooked on the pilot but this may be too much for my acespec ass 😭😭

[benevolenterrancy]

who doesn't enjoy teaching their pet a new trick?

[tragic-ships-tournament]

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 2

Propaganda under the cut!

Achilles and Patroclus:

"It's. It's Achilles and Patroclus. This is THE tragic gay ship of the western canon."

Janto:

"Some fun facts: This aired 2009, and there is still a real life shrine dedicated to Ianto in Cardiff at the exact place where the Torchwood base is supposed to be in the series.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g186460-d4580683-Reviews-Ianto_s_Shrine-Cardiff_South_Wales_Wales.html

They keep the pterodactyl as pet. It flies freely through the secret base.

They also play naked hide and seek in the their secret base.

Jack wears a belt and braces together- not because his trousers are too big- but simply because "it's more fun removing both.".

One time they play an ordinary happily officially married couple in an not so ordinary neighbourhood that's invaded by aliens."

[anomalousvortex]

ok when you all said "Cyberwoman" was bad i wasn't quite expecting ianto's half cyberman girlfriend (who's basically in a cyber bikini) that he keeps in the basement and killed a man, to get pecked *NEARLY to death after she was covered in barbecue sauce by Torchwood's pet pterodactyl. AND THEN it turns out she survived by transplanting her brain into the poor pizza lady who delivers them pizza (WHO THE FUCK ORDERED PIZZA?!?! [of course it was ianto and his coleslaw i forgot. he's an idiot]) then the Torchwood team all take turns at shooting her while ianto's sobbing. ok. he doesn't even get fired.