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topgunreacts · 1 year ago
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Iceman is putting days and nights in at the slut factory, working himself to the bone 24/7, and these fools are out here thinking Maverick is the ultimate slut. Where is the respect
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swantales-aw0owo0 · 2 months ago
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“Icemav is canon” I say into the microphone. The crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage. "She's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. Val Kilmer.
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iceiceicecold · 3 months ago
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saw this tweet on tiktok and immediately thought of them
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callsignmav · 10 months ago
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First and last conversation.
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How come I've never noticed this before?!
Look at this scene first:
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-> Ice is looking at Mav's eyes first but then his eyes flicker down to Mav's mouth for a tiny moment.
Then look at this scene:
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-> Roo is looking at Hangy's eyes first but then his eyes flicker down to Hangy's mouth for a tiny moment.
IT'S THE SAME!!! Like literally the same!
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callsignchicha · 5 months ago
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Sorry that its kind of a long post, too tired to figure out why the ‘read more’ thingie isn’t working :’3
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k9effect · 7 months ago
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First private kiss, letting themselves take their time and enjoy it
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beelze0-0 · 3 months ago
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If only for today I am unafraid
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image 1: Wide shot flashback of a dogfight between Ice’s F-14 and a group of enemy MiGs during the final scene in Top Gun (1986)
image 2: Ice and Mav share a kiss after the battle
image 3: flashback of Ice’s engine taking fire
image 4: Ice and Mav look at each other, Mav caressing his face
end ID)
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nellswitchly · 7 months ago
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"can't two men just be friends?" i mean they can but these ones sure ain't!
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lemeduartes · 7 months ago
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Something about Rooster admiring so much his parents relationship and aspiring to have a love so beautiful as theirs, sweet and romantic and truly a fairy tale that would warm his heart forever
And ending up with the asshole who can't be nice to save his own live, that chews on a toothpick 24/7 and makes his life a living hell for the fun of it while looking so smug NARCISSUS HIMSELF would be jealous
He wanted a love like his parents had, and he got it! Unfortunately he had 2 set of parents and the love he ended up having was similar to the WRONG ONE
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enthyrea · 7 months ago
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smoke break
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topgunreacts · 1 year ago
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please share your thoughts on canon ice with the peanut gallery. character analysis i beg of you. this funky little guy has been shaking in my parlor like a sopping wet chihuahua and i cannot understand him by God. break him down for me. explain him.
what are your thoughts. feelings. complaints, concerns. rude remarks. who is Iceman what’s he about
Omg I'm so bad at these. Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. I will try my best. My real character dissertations are in my stories.
Thots
Tall
Moist
I don't give a shit what color his eyes are; it's running gag of mine (and only funny to me) to switch up his eye color between stories
Stop wearing sunglasses indoors
Great bone structure in the fingers
Fuckable but not by me
Misunderstood
Gum problem
So fucking tired
Incredibly bad at talking about his feelings. So bad. But god he tries his best to make Maverick feel better after Goose goes to the Untitled Game in the sky.
Too smart for his own good
Afraid of emails
Home of sexual
Every time I give him anxiety, I also give him a huge cock as a consolation prize. It's what he deserves.
Could use a good consensual caning. He could learn from Chance Engagement Ice.
Goes to bed at 9 PM
From California or Hawaii or Michigan or Canada or somewhere, a place definitely, with a location that is real
Is NOT a rule follower. Look at his fucking hair. He says YO to Viper. He is unapologetically Doing His Own Thing. Werk.
Concerns
Iceman is regarded as a shallow villain-antagonist by many people. This is very silly. Just because Maverick is The Hero doesn't mean he's right about everything or that what he does is justified. Each and every time Ice calls Maverick out on his behavior, he's (1) correct and (2) motivated by a desire to go home alive at the end of each day. Maverick IS dangerous. He IS unsafe. His behavior SHOULD be regarded with suspicion re: his intentions by his supposed allies. These people are flying around in high-speed metal triangles. Have you ever seen the end result of a mid-air collision between aircraft that AREN'T going mach speeds? Here is an example! [image depicts plane crash debris, no bodies, but...nobody survived this] [TCAS wasn't invented until after the 1956 Grand Canyon collision!!!!!] The DC-7 was the faster jet in the incident, with a max speed of 406 mph (653 km/h, 353 kn). Those little regional jets you might have flown on for short domestic hops can hit speeds of 600 mph in the modern era. A Tomcat, remember, can go supersonic. Ice would become confetti. I'd fucking say something, too!
At no point does Ice come across as cruel when he makes these comments about Maverick's performance, also. He shit talks (cough cough bullshit) but it always struck me as standard issue locker room talk crap. It's not Personal. He's not trying to throw Maverick off his game or anything. Ice isn't there to make FRIENDS he's there to WIN is at TOPGUN ready to do his job and kick ass. And he also, you know, wants to survive to graduation without getting slammed [aerially] by the guy who thinks it's fun to break aviation regulations over an ACTIVE AIRFIELD. People like to compare Ice to Hangman in terms of attitude. A lot. And Ice is not even remotely like Hangman. Asking Maverick whose side he's on after Maverick demonstrates careless piloting--behavior that directly endangers Ice and others--is not the same thing as bringing up somebody's dead dad as like, a dig.
Feelings
Spoonable.
Val Kilmer's little mole is cute.
Complaints
Needs more gay
Needs more lines
Needs more ass shots like the ones Miranda got in Mass Effect 2*
Rude Remarks
Take off your fucking shades in tha club, you absolute square.
*(Did you know the person who made the ME2 mod to remove Miranda's ass shots made a mod for the legendary edition to re-add the ass shots? The studio took out the ass shots on their own for legendary. To be modern and corporate-approved feminist or something. And this modder was like no. Only I can do that. They took Miranda's ass out of this world and they're going to put it back in.)
Conclusion
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pussy shot.
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nikkilaing · 6 months ago
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Val Kilmer calling Tom Cruise a sweetheart is everything
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polar-equinoxx · 7 months ago
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Step one: make peace with dad
Step two: manage to survive mission with dad
Step three: have dads kiss each other on the carrier’s deck
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callsignmav · 7 months ago
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First and last hug.
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sluttyhenley · 1 year ago
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I set him loose on purpose
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