#tootsiepop

[joearf]

2023.04.30: How Many Licks? - Rye Brook, NY

[jordanwthatcher]

I promised Twitter I’d get back to doing some material studies. I’m still not sure what Tumblr wants, but I know I’ll find something you like.

[donqsprivatehams]

How many ‘gets’ to the CENTER of a #TOOTSIEPOP? Huh? THREE. THAT’S IT!! Only THREE!! You can BREAK YOUR TEETH if you’re not CAREFUL! How much for the MIDDLE OF A #MANGO? You don’t even need a KNIFE! You can just eat RIGHT THROUGH IT! It is #SWEET and #DELICIOUS and now is ON A SHIRT! #DonQsPrivateHams PUT IT THERE! Is now at the #etsy store! Your FAVORITE FRUIT!!! Who knew? The #TOOTSIE-POP #OWL? PROBABLY!! (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmCKhx7J8L9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[michaelamuntertattoo]

Tootsie Pop for BJ in honor of her Father. Thanks BJ. #tootsiepop #tootsiepoptattoo #tattoo #tattoos #saniderm #eternalink #kingpintattoosupply #blackclaw #blackclawneedles #huntergatherertattooandpiercing #huntergatherertattoos #huntergatherertattoo #mikemunter #mikemuntertattoo #mikemuntertattoos #brightandbold #tattoosnob (at Hunter Gatherer Tattoo & Piercing) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClnDVOMjiux/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[vomittedsoap]

STORYTIME

When I was ~6 years old, my family and I were on a cruise ship to Alaska. My sister and I were the only kids on the entire boat so we got kind of a special treatment, meaning we got to meet the captain.

Anyways, the captain says something like “how’s the ship faring?” as a joke and I said in that raspy monotone voice that all autistic 6 years olds have, “good.. I’ve been taking my VitaminC so I don’t get scurvy”, and he began to laugh super hard. And I thought, what’s so funny…scurvy is a serious issue…

Just for fun, here’s some photos of my family in Alaska (im the blonde one in the rainbow jacket)

PS: I still take that National Park Junior Ranger oath very seriously. I may live 3,000 miles away, but you better believe I'm doing my best to uphold the name of Katmai National Park.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[solardrink]

Reading the most emotionally damaging batfamily fic of all time tears in my eyes

[totodiledotpng]

being supergrey-aro sortagrey-ace is very confusing to me. especially the aro part. am i thinking about this person too much because i care about them or because i care about them

[sugarglider-s]

HOLY SHIT.

Im starting a new rejuvenation save because Ive forgotten a Lot of the details of the story and. I saw Ren again and AAAAAAA I LOVE YOUUUU IM SO SORRY

[samleewins]

Characters owned by #avatarthelastairbender Avatar studios. Sound from that nostalgic #tootsiepop commercial. #aang #wanshitong #lionturtle https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xmm5TkTa5vY

[missamyrisa2]

Boy Amy looks soo tough but we all know that he is super ticklish and needs to be wreaked and gigglemilked just to remind him how sensitive he is 🪶🪶 give him the coochie coochie coos all over his big soft feet and under the toes. His hip dips teased with long nails and teasy words in his ears. My long manicured nails 💅 need to slowly tickle and edge his kingly rod until I tickle all the gigglemilk out of him. Everyone knows ticklish boys make the best gigglemilk 😈

Look, you've picked up some parlor tricks and that's cute but you really need to back off before you hurt yourself you tootsiepop. My routines are killer and that's why this won't end well for you, and it's really no problem though, all I know how to do is win anyway so if we're quite done here we'll move on hey wonderful look you did it you did all the things you said and I'm proud of you, honeydrop there's gggrrr no neeeed for further reminders this is ridiculous you can't ggggrrrr gigglemilk me that's not even a word! I don't produce milk I'm not a cowwwwww I don't giggle. I make ferocious gut excursions and don't you forget it these aren't giggles I don't make those sounds that's for wimps! Ghhhhh I don't care about your stupid nailsssss I'm gonna mmmhhh you can't say such thingssss you can't say that word that's babytalk and I'm the man and I'm the tickleking you seee you ghhha leave my hips alone you'll pay for that I promise you I will tickle your hips til you beg for mercy and beg me for my technique because it's unbeatable I willllll not be beatennnn you can manicure all you want it doesn't matter okayyyy okayokaokayy okayyy! We can talk about this. Let's get a smoothie and talk it over you keep those nails over there and close your liiiiipssss an stop saying things stop sayyyying thinngss! I"m not ticklisssh I 'm notttt I'm the kiiiiinggg I don't make gigglemilk you can't doooo this to meeeehheheeh stopppp ticklingggg!! I'm mmmhh pleasssee no moreee!! I'm sorrrrry ghhhaa I hate youuuu!! You're not even tickling me riiiightttt you suuuckkk this doesn'thhahahaa it doesn't tiiiciickckleeee! unnnnnhh plleeeheaase just mmhh make me cummmhh!

[tempting-andromeda]

I NEED MORE PAYTAH HCS PLLLZZZ PLZZZZZ 🙏🤲🙌GODBLESS

I LOVE HIIIIM

Raised by a single mom

His mom and Efs mom were childhood best friends

His and Ef didn’t get along when they were younger

Like whenever the neighborhood kids would play they were always out for blood

Used to be super big on hunting but once his uncle stopped taking him he stopped liking it

He’s the type of guy to have a crush on someone since kindergarten and never say anything about it

Like him and Patricia were soulmates. She may be married with kids now but they were soulmates

Wears baggy socks

Like they’re too big and he refuses to admit it

“They came like this.” “Yeah you got a size too big”

Used to smoke when he was in high school but one time I girl smelt it on him when he was talking to her and her face scrunched up

He hasn’t smoked a full cigarette since

Likes to chew on Lollipop sticks as a replacement

Like he’s sitting on the back porch with Ef gnawing on that tootsiepop

Knows that women find sweatpants attractive so he proceeds to wear the baggiest or tightest pair of sweatpants in hopes they like him

Needs old women to like him

Like if he passes by the aunties and they don’t gas him up and try to set him up with someone he has the worst day ever

Makes the best Mac and cheese with hot dogs

Like a rez classic

Knows how to skateboard but can’t go too fast or do tricks

Has a backpack that is on its last leg

The bottom is sewn together and only one strap is left

Constantly tries to grow his facial hair out only to have the worst growth possible

Preteen mustache

[obsessive-ego]

What about musicaljuice who forgets to become invisible while spying on you? -🌸

Screaming

Lots of screaming

...

"It's not that I'm not happy to see you beej, it's just, I need some alone time to unwind, work was so rough, I just-"

The demon presses a finger to your lips to stop your babbling. You gently push it away, not wanting to think about when was the last time he washed his hands

"Say no more tootsiepop, take all the time you need, and because I'm such a swell guy, I'm gonna vacate the premises, so take it easy babes, relax, take care of yourself♡" and with that he was gone in a puff of green smoke

You pause for a second. He took that way easier than normal. Normally, when you asked for a moment of peace, the ghoul whined and moaned about how he's been alone for over a millennia and how he just wants to spend time with his favourite breather. Weird or not, you weren't going to punch this gift horse in the mouth, and with that you were off to your room.

Beetlejuice wasn't stupid

'Time to unwind'

The demon knew you needed a quick and easy release to relax that stressed out noggin, and who is he to stand between you and your medication

Proofing back into your little home, without the fanfair, the ghoul presses an ear to your bedroom door. The sound of you humming and clothing being shuffled about was all he herd

He was early

You haven't brought out the hardware yet

But he was an inpatient guy, why wait till you're soaked when he see ya work up to it

And with that thought, beetlejuice phases through the door, greeted by your bare back, you weren't facing his direction and have already ditched your work clothes

God slash satan he loved that rump

The ghoul gives you a sharp wolf whistle

And you jump and quickly turn your head, followed by a scream, then a curse, you cover what you can of your body with your arms as you stumble trying to find something to do the job properly all the while shouting at him to get out and to fuck off

"Can you see me?"

"Are you fucking joking?! Get out!!!"

The demon phased out of your room, more confused than not

Did he forget to hide himself from you?

He snorts out a cackle. What was this amateur hour?

But then pauses for a second, you didn't banish him, he knows you know how to do that, you had the power to kick him out, but you didn't

The ghoul snorts again. Do you have a soft spot for this creepy old guy?♡

The rest of the evening beetlejuice hid from you, knowing you were probably upset you saw him see you naked

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

Mybaby my schnookums my tootsiepop roll frosting baby

[weirdisthenewnormal]

No joke, every time a school teacher held out a handful of flavored ones to us as kids I'd be That Kid going, 'Is there a brown one?' and the teacher would be super surprised I didn't want the flavored ones and then have to go back to the stash to get me one and all of kids who hadn't gotten their lollipops yet would get so Done with me for making them wait even longer because I was 'picky'??? Wild.

[uzumakichcined]

Excited cuz im hosting dnd tomorrow

I set up a "choose your fighter" with my plushies and each one has a lil snack/candy under them depending on who u choose

Nessie - gummy sharks

Tickle monster - bubblegum (i couldnt find a small skittles pack TT-TT)

Plague doctor - lollipop (like u get at the doctors office)

Plusle and minum - one red and one blue tootsiepop

Pomni - mints

I still need to fine something for azula turtleduck and Mordecai