How many ‘gets’ to the CENTER of a #TOOTSIEPOP? Huh? THREE. THAT’S IT!! Only THREE!! You can BREAK YOUR TEETH if you’re not CAREFUL! How much for the MIDDLE OF A #MANGO? You don’t even need a KNIFE! You can just eat RIGHT THROUGH IT! It is #SWEET and #DELICIOUS and now is ON A SHIRT! #DonQsPrivateHams PUT IT THERE! Is now at the #etsy store! Your FAVORITE FRUIT!!! Who knew? The #TOOTSIE-POP #OWL? PROBABLY!! (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmCKhx7J8L9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
being supergrey-aro sortagrey-ace is very confusing to me. especially the aro part. am i thinking about this person too much because i care about them or because i care about them
What about musicaljuice who forgets to become invisible while spying on you? -🌸
Screaming
Lots of screaming
...
"It's not that I'm not happy to see you beej, it's just, I need some alone time to unwind, work was so rough, I just-"
The demon presses a finger to your lips to stop your babbling. You gently push it away, not wanting to think about when was the last time he washed his hands
"Say no more tootsiepop, take all the time you need, and because I'm such a swell guy, I'm gonna vacate the premises, so take it easy babes, relax, take care of yourself♡" and with that he was gone in a puff of green smoke
You pause for a second. He took that way easier than normal. Normally, when you asked for a moment of peace, the ghoul whined and moaned about how he's been alone for over a millennia and how he just wants to spend time with his favourite breather. Weird or not, you weren't going to punch this gift horse in the mouth, and with that you were off to your room.
Beetlejuice wasn't stupid
'Time to unwind'
The demon knew you needed a quick and easy release to relax that stressed out noggin, and who is he to stand between you and your medication
Proofing back into your little home, without the fanfair, the ghoul presses an ear to your bedroom door. The sound of you humming and clothing being shuffled about was all he herd
He was early
You haven't brought out the hardware yet
But he was an inpatient guy, why wait till you're soaked when he see ya work up to it
And with that thought, beetlejuice phases through the door, greeted by your bare back, you weren't facing his direction and have already ditched your work clothes
God slash satan he loved that rump
The ghoul gives you a sharp wolf whistle
And you jump and quickly turn your head, followed by a scream, then a curse, you cover what you can of your body with your arms as you stumble trying to find something to do the job properly all the while shouting at him to get out and to fuck off
"Can you see me?"
"Are you fucking joking?! Get out!!!"
The demon phased out of your room, more confused than not
Did he forget to hide himself from you?
He snorts out a cackle. What was this amateur hour?
But then pauses for a second, you didn't banish him, he knows you know how to do that, you had the power to kick him out, but you didn't
The ghoul snorts again. Do you have a soft spot for this creepy old guy?♡
The rest of the evening beetlejuice hid from you, knowing you were probably upset you saw him see you naked
Since Miss Amy wants to tease with her tummy, then it's only fair that we tap on that flower belt metal and tease you back with those tickly taps. Tickle your hip dips until you beg and babble.
that is absoluteyyyy notttt faiiiiir you don't even understand the point of teassssinggg the point is I'm supposed to teaseeee with my belllyyyyy and you just get to be teaseeddddd and wanna tickle ittt but oooh you can'ttttt you can't get it can you? I have a ticklish belly and you have tickly intents but I don't seem to be giggling or laughing or squirming? That's so funny, like not ha-ha funny because as mentioned, I'm not being tickled right now. It's just soooo oddddddd I thought you were a tickler? Aren't ticklers supposed to tickle? You're just being teased is all. Are you a teasee? Yes, yes you are. You're a helplesss teasee awwww so saddd so sadd you have all those big tickler dreams and the'yre just not happening. No tappy taps, no hip dips for youuuuu. Only for your eyes mmhmm. You just keep dreaming my tootsiepop.
No joke, every time a school teacher held out a handful of flavored ones to us as kids I'd be That Kid going, 'Is there a brown one?' and the teacher would be super surprised I didn't want the flavored ones and then have to go back to the stash to get me one and all of kids who hadn't gotten their lollipops yet would get so Done with me for making them wait even longer because I was 'picky'??? Wild.