#toothpick bitchslap

[whosafraidoftheladyeve]

[juliangirlblancas]

[borvooven]

Res Dogs fandom how we doing tonight

[4ndj4]

The boys in my class: *the most homophobic pieces of shit there are to exist*

Also boys in my class:

[bshutsky]

I THOUGHT A TERRIBLE THING ABOUT DOGGIES

All in all. LISTEN.

Dogs on the beach. It's a hot day somewhere in Hawaii. Any variety of idiotic things (from awkward straw hats to sandals with socks). But this is the “worst vacation”.

Freddie was buried up to his chin in sand.

Brown decided to have a battle with jellyfish (the fifth one, which he caught to throw in Pink, turned out to be poisonous).

Larry is completely burned and looks like a balding snake. It also hurts because the skin hurts.

Vic decided to go with Eddie to the local market and got food poisoning.

Pink almost drowned (he stood and wet his feet, but was simply carried into the ocean by a strong wave).

Eddie decided to surf in an unequipped place and ended up cutting his leg on the rocks.

Joe was detained at the airport.

Blue is lost.

IN THE RESULT NO ONE BAMS, EVERYONE SITS IN THE HOTEL ROOM AND PLAYS CARDS.

[radlyradar]

My power keeps going out from a storm but have this while it’s back ❤️❤️❤️

[edward-little]

ain't there nothing i can take chapters 4 and 5 posted!!! this fic is DONE babeyyyyy

“So, what, you shoot him back?” spits Orange, uncomprehending. “That’s how this goes? He shoots you, you shoot him?” “Something like that.” “Look,” says Eddie, “I know this is your first big job and all so I can’t expect you to be up to speed with the intricacies of armed robbery so I’m only gonna say this-” “You fucking shoot him?” “- so I’m only gonna say this once, when you shoot someone you’re fair game.” Eddie’s eyes flash dangerously. He doesn’t know about the gun in Orange’s boot but he sure as hell doesn’t trust him not to pull anything. Just doesn’t know what it’ll be when it does happen. “You shoot some guy on your team, you’re opening yourself up for retaliation. Doesn’t make it not a fucking tragedy but that’s how business goes.” “That’s how business goes!?” cries Orange. “Fuck you!” “Yeah, fuck me, sorry you had to learn a lesson the hard way. Next time I’ll let Mr. Bleeding fucking Heart take care of it for you– oh, wait, that’s right, he did!”

[rabid-rat-thing]

Me half a year ago getting around to watching reservoir dogs, but there’s an actual plot instead of 105 minutes of gay sex like tumblr said there would be

[neriuml]

[darknymite]

Vic might be dumb but that makes Eddie loves him more 😼🍋🍇💖

[freddynewan-dyke]

[whosafraidoftheladyeve]

https://x.com/autistbateman/status/1709971666376200225?s=46&t=3at3hsq_PG3NBjhDv3I_6g

RESERVOIR DOGS/TOOTHPICK BITCHSLAP FANS PLEASE VOTE FOR VIC/EDDIE IN THIS TOXIC YAOI POLL THEY ARE LOSINGGGGG

[juliangirlblancas]

[ratty9boy]

What i like in a ship is two toxic masculinity mf holding hands and i can't quite understand why I'm like this.

Djdjdkekso

[4ndj4]

This took way too long

[bshutsky]

I can't stop thinking about the fact that they didn't even say goodbye to each other.