#toothpick bitchslap

[whosafraidoftheladyeve]

[juliangirlblancas]

[borvooven]

Res Dogs fandom how we doing tonight

[bshutsky]

I THOUGHT A TERRIBLE THING ABOUT DOGGIES

All in all. LISTEN.

Dogs on the beach. It's a hot day somewhere in Hawaii. Any variety of idiotic things (from awkward straw hats to sandals with socks). But this is the “worst vacation”.

Freddie was buried up to his chin in sand.

Brown decided to have a battle with jellyfish (the fifth one, which he caught to throw in Pink, turned out to be poisonous).

Larry is completely burned and looks like a balding snake. It also hurts because the skin hurts.

Vic decided to go with Eddie to the local market and got food poisoning.

Pink almost drowned (he stood and wet his feet, but was simply carried into the ocean by a strong wave).

Eddie decided to surf in an unequipped place and ended up cutting his leg on the rocks.

Joe was detained at the airport.

Blue is lost.

IN THE RESULT NO ONE BAMS, EVERYONE SITS IN THE HOTEL ROOM AND PLAYS CARDS.

[4ndj4]

The boys in my class: *the most homophobic pieces of shit there are to exist*

Also boys in my class:

[radlyradar]

My power keeps going out from a storm but have this while it’s back ❤️❤️❤️

[edward-little]

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Reservoir Dogs (1992) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Mr. Blonde | "Toothpick" Vic Vega/"Nice Guy" Eddie Cabot, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Mr. Blonde | "Toothpick" Vic Vega, "Nice Guy" Eddie Cabot, Mr. White | Lawrence "Larry" Dimick, Mr. Orange | Freddy Newendyke, Mr. Pink (Reservoir Dogs) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not A Fix-It, Canonical Character Death in Non-Canonical Ways, white shoots blonde, the inherent homoeroticism of bleeding out, Canon-Typical Behavior, Canon-Typical Violence, implied creamsicle, blonde needed someone to drive him so he called ACAB Summary:

“Hello?” For a second there’s only grainy silence on the other end of the line. Eddie says “Hello?” again and is about to hang up when he hears, “Hey, Nice Guy,” and realizes that what he had assumed was static is actually the sound of Vic breathing directly into the microphone. “Hey, Vic,” he says, suspicious that something’s gone shit-side up already. “Or, fuck, I should be calling you Blonde, huh? What’s up? You guys got the stones?” “Nope.”

White shoots Blonde. Things go differently.

[neriuml]

[rabid-rat-thing]

Me half a year ago getting around to watching reservoir dogs, but there’s an actual plot instead of 105 minutes of gay sex like tumblr said there would be

[darknymite]

Vic might be dumb but that makes Eddie loves him more 😼🍋🍇💖

[freddynewan-dyke]

[whosafraidoftheladyeve]

https://x.com/autistbateman/status/1709971666376200225?s=46&t=3at3hsq_PG3NBjhDv3I_6g

RESERVOIR DOGS/TOOTHPICK BITCHSLAP FANS PLEASE VOTE FOR VIC/EDDIE IN THIS TOXIC YAOI POLL THEY ARE LOSINGGGGG

[juliangirlblancas]

[ratty9boy]

What i like in a ship is two toxic masculinity mf holding hands and i can't quite understand why I'm like this.

Djdjdkekso

[bshutsky]

I can't stop thinking about the fact that they didn't even say goodbye to each other.

[4ndj4]

This took way too long