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fucking kaeya in the bathroom stall of a college party after his ass was grinding on other guys.
You and him are friends (?) with benefits, making it abundantly clear he doesn't want anything exclusive- fucking him whenever he was horny or bored, nothing special!! But when you see him practically riding a stranger whilst maintaining eye contact across the floor, you just can't stop yourself.
Shoving him into the stall as he's just giggling, asking if you're jealous, that there's no reason- we're just fuck buddies!! Closing the door with so much force it nearly comes clean off the hinges, pushing Kaeya against it so his cheek is squished against he door as you cave him in.
Hands going straight to his panties- if he even had any. Feeling his wet, sopping cunt and just thinking how he's been wearing nothing under this impossibly tight and short dress.
Kaeya giving you a sly, coy smirk as your silence permeates- gauging your reaction. Are you mad? Horny? Both? He opens his stupid mouth to probably piss you off even more, but instead lets out a strangled moan as you shove your cock into him with zero warning.
"W-wait..!! n-not ready..waittttttt!!!"
Streams of pleas escaping his mouth as you completely ravage him, fuelled by rightful (?) jealousy. Your cock hitting that spot with zero remorse, Kaeya barely able to stop his legs from shaking as you fuck him there again and again. Your cock being so big he swears he can feel it in his prostrate. Pitiful tears streaming down his face as his mouth is left agape so lewdly, you can't help but shove the same fingers that were just in his cunt into his mouth, asking if he tastes like the whore he is.
Lewd sounds bouncing off the walls, the occasional 'schlick' being heard as you draw back before pistoling back inside. Feeling his plush walls clench onto your dick almost painfully as he gags around your fingers, eyes rolling to the back off his head as he blissfully gets fucked out.
Kaeya squirting as liquid drips onto the ceramic floor tiles, seeping into the cracks and escaping to the main bathroom.
Still ramming into him whilst he's trying to process his orgasm, your motions becoming more sloppy as you feel yourself getting close. Kaeya being entirely supported by your arms as you cum inside, flooding his cunt white and sticky.
A wanton moan leaving Kaeya as you continue to fuck your cum back into him, telling him "he has to be filled up so he knows that what happens if he intentionally try to piss you off".
Remembering that he doesn't have any panties and that when he leaves, everyone will see your seed escaping from his puffy hole, trailing down his brown thighs and spilling onto the floor.
Maybe the sight will remind those random shits that nobody can fuck Kaeya as well as you can.
#too lazy to write more#anyways!!#i have an ex gojo fic that im cooking rn eheh#very excited to post it#kaeya x reader#sub kaeya#kaeya smut#kaeya x male reader#genshin smut#vyn.writes
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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RUBY BELL AND JAMES BEAUFORT 1.06 | Maxton Hall
#maxtonhalledit#bellfortedit#maxton hall#bellfort#ruby bell#james beaufort#tvedit#tvarchive#cinematv#otpsource#filmtvcentral#userthing#usergrace#usersnat#userbbelcher#sincerelygabby#mygifs#ngl writing english subs for a german show was strange sksksks#but it's so refreshing to watch a show in german for once#and also LOVING IT bc german shows are usually cringe#i wanted to gif the whole scene but that would have ended in 20 gifs or more lol#i don't like this colouring but i'm too lazy to change it AGAIN i've been trying for DAYS#her in front of that big ass window 😤
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tried to make a new elf to introduce to the abysmal ecosystem here. brought to you by Women who stare at thiings
#my art#oc#elf#dark elf#i designed this immediately after watching someone play oblivion so shes kinda dunmer inspired (she isnt one though#shes MY elf. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!#MINE!#MINE!!!!!!!!!#um i feel like i had more info but im too lazy to write it down now ill do that when i bump the post tomorrow or something#i love her thoughhh ohhhhhhhhh she can be trusted unless every other elf i put here#oh i discovered the sharpen tool im gonna abuse the shit outta that thang
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Calling Mumbo consistently permadying in proximity to/because of Grian the Icarus curse.
I don't fully know what happened in Wild Life yet, but he keeps getting to close to the sun and he keeps dying.
#grian#mumbo jumbo#waffle duo#they're doomed /j#wlsmp#wild life spoilers#icarus curse#wlsmp spoilers#trafficblr#theres more to it but I Am Too Lazy To Write It Out Rn
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troll attack😳
#in the end I was too lazy to add a troll😆#anyways I prefer looking at these two over a troll😌#I’m not 100% happy with this BUT I think it’s good enough and I have 25 chapters so far😆😆😆#so I need to start getting through these full illustrations more!!!!!!!!!🫶🫶🫶#omg also today😳😳 my ao3 stats told me I reached 5k total hits and ummmmm😳😳#that’s crazy🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 if you’ve read and enjoyed my writing ummmmm THANK YOU !!!!!#anyways this is for chapter 5🫶🫶 the troll attack/sebastian realizes…many things…a crush?? confusing hatred?? feeling protective?? intrigued?#(I just want to make it to the library chapters BC I WANT TO PAINT CREEPY BLOOD RITUALS ALREADY😔#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc
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// pentiment spoilers (implied ig but still there)
more of these because i was inspired
#i hope you guys see my vision on some of these#the claus and andreas one could also work the other way around i feel#also unrelated but why is there like no father thomas content out there sorry#will be talking abt big spoilers here btw#but like i loved him in my first playthrough idk if i was dumb but i thought he was nice and neeever suspected him#even now i can still appreciate him although i do not ‘like’ him for obvious reasons but i enjoy spinning him around in my head#anyway idk ig i was expecting to see more stuff abt him online like posts or fanart or whatever but there’s like nothing !?#to the like 2 people who’ve made fanart of him and/or a discussion post about him pls know u are everything to me#anyway sorry idk when tags became father thomas discussion time but i have a lot to say abt him tbh#pentiment#pentiment spoilers#andreas maler#father gernot#father thomas#brother mathieu#brother rudeger#ok too lazy to tag them all sorry guys#can write about father thomas for 6 long tags but can’t tag like 7 characters
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Matching pyjamas mayhaps?:3
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bungo stray dogs dazai#soukoku#skk#my art#bsd art#Ngl this looks like loungewear I think lmao im sorry#I legit looked up pajamas and then i was like…hmm#on my first attempt it did look more like pyjamas I promise#the height difference is not accurate SHHH im sorry by the time I ‘realized’ I got too lazy—-#every time I post I hope things dont look over saturated I fr dont know#I stare on different devices sometimes to check but#this i what I get for posting late instead of sleeping#what sleep#I am going to be so tired tomorrow *rambles in tags*#I read my tags later on and wonder why did I write an essay
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ive been struggling big time coming up with anything funny to draw that hasnt been done yet so have my rw au art dump
#ive never actually done a dump like this before i usually just keep the doodles to myself. new experience#ive been getting better at drawing rw lizards in a way i like#also doll and beau are there cause i felt like it#i need to change dolls patterns. how do you people just design these#it being finals week has not helped my motivation in the slighest#thinking through the plot in my head some more made me notice some glaring plotholes so ive gotta go fix that probably#or just ignore some of the scenes#this would be a lot easier to figure out if i could write#im so tired but i feel bad not posting here#while looking for which tags i used in my last rwmd posts i discovered i accidentally reblogged something#how did that happen. what#fyi i guess i tend to not reblog things cause i like keeping this blog mostly art#art#murder drones#rain world#too lazy to tag characters figure it out
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how they carry you/you them (ultimate edition)
Pairings: Jonathan x reader, dio…x reader?Joseph x reader, Ceaser x reader, jotaro x reader, polenarff x reader, Avdol x reader, josuke x reader, Rohan x reader.
Warnings: weird, partial fluff, partial crack, idk, dio?, tired at Rohan’s.
Notes - for all the love on the Bucci gang edition!<3
Jonathan Joestar
Gotta be Bridal style
The og gentleman
Very traditional
He just loves to carry you he would carry you always if he could.
He’ll probably spin you around too, he’s just so sweet!
Carrying him
I mean if you insist!
It’s quite unusual in Victorian society so he’s a bit befuddled.
But if it pleases you then go ahead!
Dio Brando…
He’s just gonna be a manhandler.
He’s not sweet or nice, none of that lovey dovey stuff he’s gonna do what he wants.
He’ll carry you, drag you, whatever, he fr doesn’t care.
Not very romantic.
Carries you however he wants even if it’s never been heard of.
Kinda possessive, he might squeeze you tight if others look at you.
Touchy.
Honestly bad overall, but you dio simps probably don’t care, that’s why you like him after all! (Affectionate)🥰
Carrying him
He expects this, don’t be daft.
And he’s not gonna make it easy.
He might even make u carry him on a throne, after all he’s dio and it’s what he deserves.🤷🏽♀️
Joseph Joestar
To put it simply, he’s a troll.
Every time he carries you, he’ll pick you up bridal style and secure you in his arms, and only once you’ve wrapped your arms around his neck or have gotten comfortable he’ll either a) pretend to drop you (if he’s feeling kinder) or b) actually drop you.
Then he’ll laugh rambunctiously.
“C’mon babe, ya fall for it every time and it gets funnier every t-“
“Jojo!”
“ ouch my ear! ‘m sorry!”
Seems like the kinda guy who likes to carry you whilst doing squats or other gym activities just to show off his strength, he especially loves it if it gets a ride out of you.
Overall annoying
Will not put you down.
Likes to make you squirm by carrying you with one arm and touching/tickling your feet like the weirdo he is.
Kinda touchy.
So so annoying.
Will definitely show off in front of Caeser
Carrying him
Never offer
He gets even more annoying.
As soon as you've picked him up, he'll make himself as heavy as he can and literally drop all his weight on you just so you struggle.
And he's so audacious and sassy.
He'll taunt you with comments like, "oh, is that struggling I see, huh? You insisted on carrying me so chop chop."
He even snaps his fingers at you.
Just drop him.
Caeser Zeppelli
Hm, ever the charmer isn’t he?
You just know he absolutely loves carrying his s/o.
It’s obvious knowledge that he has a notorious history of being a playboy, and because of his experience with women, he knows what women like, what little gestures make them blush, how they prefer to be held etc.
So he’s going to put the knowledge he’s accumulated on you, he wants to make you swoon.
He somehow manages to always gets the timing right too, he will literally sweep you off your feet like Prince Charming.
He’ll probably want to kiss you too and like pull you really close to his chest.
He definitely wants a s/o who gets easily flustered when he carries them! No matter if you cover your face, blush, squirm he doesn’t care, he wants that reaction!
“Caeser put me down!” You whisper-shouted, trying and failing to push him away, you were literally in front of Lisa Lisa!
He kissed your neck chastely, “why Cara? I quite like you in my arms.”
“Mpmph!”
Likes to show off in front of Joseph.
Carrying him
He’ll blush out of surprise.
It’s feels so foreign to him, he’s not quite sure if he likes it!
He’ll definitely be more vulnerable to getting flustered!
Overall, he prefers to do the flustering and carrying.
Kujo Jotaro
Listen, I’m not even going to lie, you’re probably going to have to jump/floor him to get him to carry you…
Or you’re going to have to annoy him 24/7 so he considers it, just so he can get you to finally shut up.
“Jojo, Jojo, Jojo, please! I really really love you jojo! And you would do the same if you love meee-!”
Literally knocks you off of your feet.
Might just leave you on the floor.
Or he’ll hold you for one second, the drop you (heart eyes).
Jump on his back and you’ll get a piggy back for like 5 seconds or something before he pushes you off.
Small bonus! Part 4 jotaro! (+ jolyne)
Becomes more open to carrying you.
Still would rather not but if you insist fine.
He’ll brashly pick you up, stand still and hold you bridal style.
Baby Jolyne will make grabby hands and he’ll pick her up with one hand and carry you and her both.
Carries both you and baby Jolyne like sacs of potatoes.
Will put baby Jolyne on his shoulders.
Carrying him
Don’t try it, he’s got good reflexes, you might get knocked out.
He’ll probably wobble around because he doesn’t get carried.
Hates it.
Jean-Pierre Polnareff
My babygirl.
He’s such a romantic.
He just wants to pamper you and spoil you by making you not have to do anything ever, including walking!
“Ma Cherie! Please, don’t dirty your beautiful shoes in that puddle, allow me.”
Loves the feel of you close to him.
Wants you to jump on him, in his arms, any place any time.
Lil bit touchy.
He’ll speak to you in French too even if you can’t understand it (especially if you can’t) just to make you swoon more.
Sometimes he’ll carry you and dance just because.
Just lifts you when he’s extremely happy.
Give him affection!
Carrying him
If you love it he loves it.
He doesn’t care he just wants you to be happy.
Surprised at your strength though!
And he becomes very blushy too.
Avdol
You gotta be practical with him.
He won’t refuse but he certainly won’t endorse it unless you both have privacy, he’s not a fan of pda unlike others on here (cough Caeser, Joseph and Polenarff).
He’ll carry you if you’re injured though, and he’ll be so tender, making sure not to hurt you.
In terms of carrying you, he prefers the more romantic side of things such as carrying you to bed.
Although if you want to be silly and like do challenges he may indulge you once or twice even though he may not be so fond of such things.
One thing is though you absolutely cannot get caught by Joseph! He wouldn’t be able to handle the teasing!
Carrying him
The first time you attempt it, he’ll definitely grip you tightly out of surprise.
“Oh my!”
The look of pure shock on his face is so cute.
He might ask you to put him down after a while though.
He may let you carry him once or twice more.
The best Jojo Higashkiata Josuke
Similar to Mista, he LOVES to carry you in any way he can.
Like he’ll tackle you in order to carry you, in fact a lot of the time him carrying you stems from you and him play fighting.
His favourite way to carry you is putting you on his shoulder and doing whatever he wants, like he might even put you on his shoulder then go about having a normal conversation with okuyasu???
I can’t get this out of my head but I envision running at you at max speed and just picking you up, putting you on his shoulder and continuing running.
And the reason varies like sometimes it’s valid like kira will be in the vicinity and other times it’s so random.
“Oh shi- [name]! We have to go we’re gonna be late to meet my mom at the dentists.”
Carrying him
Again you’ll probably struggle.
And he’ll laugh at you and tease you.
Maybe even take a picture.
This is the time for him to relax, y’know?
He’s shameless too, like he’ll call okuyasu whilst you struggle and be like “you got this babe, anyway…”
If Rohan ever sees this is just another reason on the list of why he doesn’t like Josuke.
Kishibe Rohan
No.
He doesn’t have time for such trivial things, he’s got to work on things such as his manga.
This is something that idiot Josuke would do, not him.
But then he remembers that you’re his s/o and this will make you really happy, so he sighs and closes his sketchbook and indulges you.
Keeps it short and sweet.
When he puts you down they’ll be a couple of lingering touches.
Throw your arms around his neck, and kiss him, and tell him how much you love him then he’ll indulge you more.
Carrying him
Absolutely not, will jump out of your hold immediately and scowl.
#jjba x reader#jonathan joestar x reader#dio brando x reader#joseph joestar x reader#caeser zeppeli x reader#jotaro x reader#polnareff x reader#avdol x reader#josuke x reader#rohan x reader#jjba headcanons#jjba fluff#this is so stupid#but I had to write it for my bbgs polnareff and ceaser because they deserve it#Rohan too but I got lazy by the end#CAESER NEEDS MORE LOVE
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30 REASONS TO LOVE YOONGI
03.03 1993 - 03.03 2023
(cr: in the soop:jung-koook, season’s greeting/ memories 2020:namuspromised, sowoozoo/yet to come in busan:0613data, mot’s one dvd: joonie)
#min yoongi#yoongi#bts#btsgif#userbangtan#suga#btsedit#myedit#mygifs#mycomp#happy yoongi day! i should ve finish this earlier because i literally was preparing it since january#i mean i had the idea since then#and i was searching for my fav gifs to add and stuff but i was too lazy to do it#ON THE TOP OF THAT i got carried watching aot daldskdj#well these are my 30 reasons to love yoongi#of course there are more#but sinse its his 30s bday we stay at 30 dsadas#i tried to write something about them BUT MY ENGLISH SKILLS LIKE SO MUCH#I AM SO SORRY
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I think Diomedes actually doesn't remember much about the war in Thebes
I think for the most part he remembers the facts, because people keep bringing it up, and it's obviously expected of him that he's able to recount his glorious deeds and stuff
But what it was actually like? It's all just a grey blur to him. He can't remember the first life he took. It's not a moment remembered by history. It wasn't symbolic or glorious or heroic. Sthenelus tells him it was bloody and messy and desperate. That his hands didn't shake the first time he drove a sword into some poor soldier's chest but he did miss and he finished the job with a rock and his bare hands and he looked so lost and terrified after
He cannot remember the walls or the streets or the way the women wailed when it all burned but when he walks through Argos he can't help but stop at every corner. His hand falls on his sword and his body remembers what his mind cannot.
They bury Aegialius and he spends the afternoon dry heaving in the sand and he doesn't know why but in his mind something dark and viscous and sharp glitters on the ground and twisted limbs snake in nauseating patterns and his throat is raw from screaming.
He can't remember why he calls Sthenelus 'tetta' or why the other wraps his arm so easily around his shoulders and he feels safe for the first time since they returned.
Everyone talks to him of a father he can't remember. Everyone talks to him of a war he can't remember.
#decided im going to post my messy headcanons/writing here because im too lazy to develop this rn#this is mostly exploring how diomedes struggles with dissociation a little more#like he was really young and it was definitely traumatic#so the ptsd said nope#you don't need to remeber that#my writing#diomedes#the epigoni#sthenelus#the iliad#headcanons
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I enjoyed every second of this quest This art has platonic intention, please don't tag ship
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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ignore all logic
and grab my hand.
a dance with the devil
may be your last,
or maybe we stand
the test of time.
#digital art#my art#digital illustration#art#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai fanart#bsd fanart#bsd chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#bsd skk#skk fanart#skk#soukoku#soukoku fanart#i've had this in my drafts for a while#i was just too lazy to post it#your daily dose of skk being gay for each other#oh also the poem is written by me#poems and poetry#but it's not the focal point of the post#it's just easier for me to write one than think of a description#ignore the fact that the matchstick burns in the rain#it looked way cooler like this#skk defies logic in so many ways so what's one more
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I finally watched Arcane and realized they're just the same character so I swapped their clothes ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
#Maniacal blue haired villains with devastating back stories doomed by the narrative are my type#I went with Jinx's classic skin for Tomu tho bc I love that design just a lil more#I'm bias tho bc I used to play LoL in highschool and I mained her lol#I did in fact draw Tomu in the arcane fit too tho and will post that when I stop being lazy and actually color it 👀#Was watching Arcane with my friend and after the first 3 episodes i looked at her and went “now tell me again ehy you dont like Shigaraki”#she said jinx is her fav but shes always hatin on my man 😤 unreal#I'm going to make a PowerPoint for her to prove theyre just the same guy (its just arcane had better writing lol)#I had a lot of fun making this though#I'm really proud of the expressions here and the shading 😇#the rendering took forever and halfway through i regretted my decision to do it#but anyways enjoy the food#my art#shigaraki tomura#shigaraki#shiggy#tenko shimura#mha shigaraki#league of villains#my hero academia#bnha#mha#mha fanart#jinx#jinx arcane#jinx league of legends#jinx lol#arcane#arcane fanart
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Boyfriend!Aventurine, where when he confessed to you, he looked so calm, but he hid his arm behind him, showing that he wasn't calm but instead nervous.
He wouldn't admit to it, but just know that he would be as red as a tomato should you ever find out. He doesn't want to ruin the image you have of him.
He should know though that you would love him no matter what his "image" may be.
#This and the kinich one has been in drafts for monthssssss#I've been telling myself to write more for this and the Kinich one buttttt I'm too lazy for that so I'm releasing both from their captivity#hsr#hsr aventurine#hsr x reader#hsr x you#hsr x y/n#hsr x gender neutral reader#hsr aventurine x reader#aventurine honkai star rail#aventurine x reader#star rail aventurine#aventurine#honkai star rail#honkai sr#honkai star rail aventurine#aventurine hsr#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail x you#honkai star rail x gender neutral reader#☆〜valerie's own work
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