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[kaitcake1289]

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ㅤㅤㅤ꒷꒦ ❛ 五木 周 ୭ৎ The Sovereign's Puppet Show . . ❜ ꒷꒦ ﾞ

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[diggitydoggo]

First questions for Day Two!

I have many ghost come and go as they please! Some stick around for weeks. Others arrive for only a day. My home is a safe place for all kinds of spirits! I could never have a favorite amongst my un-corporeal companions. Although I do have a least favorite and it's the one that WON'T LEAVE!

I absolutely despise him.

There's not many good things that I get with my luck. But in a way I guess it brought me Dandy. He told me many times that every bad thing that happened to me when he was around, it only gave him more motivation to cheer me up. I'm sure we still would've been friends without it but it's still the nicest thing anyone's ever said about my luck.

I really like water hyacinth's. We don't really sell many water plants since I like keeping them for myself. There's hundreds of more types of flowers to sell anyways. I'm allowed to have a couple. Wait is it weird that we sell flowers when Dandy's one?.... Eh I think it's best not to think about that too hard.

Oh that's a interesting question! I've never really met any other Dandy before. I'm sure they all have very unique personalitiezzz...and lookzz...and uh there'z a lot....

ZZZZZ What waz I zaying?

Anyways! I made a tag for us since apparently SOMEONE was too lazy to do it! How unorganized!

[yujachachacha]

Some more things they discussed - the solos for Chika, Riko, Kanan, Dia, Hanamaru, and Mari.

- Honestly forgot what they discussed for like 90% of this gomenasorry

- Pianoforte Monologue: The letter writer praised how Rikyako wore the outfit for Riko’s piano performance / the “Omoi yo Hitotsu ni Nare” episode. :’) Rikyako started having a giggle fit before she confessed that she got super distracted during her performance and was kinda staring off into space. Someone correct me if I’m wrong because my listening comprehension is complete shit at 4-5am, but I think she mentioned bugs flying around at Saitama just like in 2L...?

- Sakanakanandaka: Everyone of coursed focused on the jellyfish backup dancers lol

- WHITE FIRST LOVE: Arisha was too busy focusing on performing in Saitama (the first leg and thus her first performance of the song) to pay close attention to the audience, and was wondering if everyone’s penlights would be red to match her image color or white to match the song.

- They skipped the solos of the YYY (You, Yoshiko, Ruby) members...RIP

[butterflydance]

ooOooo its sleepy time babie

[letmeringabell]

Holidays + Mortal Kombat Duos

I made a text post yesterday, and this idea sprang up from it. I’m just procrastinating my time away, because im too lazy to do my assignments zzzzz

Hanzo Hasashi and Kuai Liang

-          Both of them plan everything to the last detail; Every food stop, every toilet break, and every sight-seeing visit have their specific time allotment.

-          They start the day early, because the early bird catches the worm. They want to enjoy their holiday, and have a leisurely time sight-seeing. They don’t want to panic and rush around from place-to-place, and never properly relaxing on their time off.

-          Before the trip, both of them also read up on the history of the places they’re visiting, and get a guide to show the around. They want to learn, and soak in as much as they can about anything and everything.

-          The start of their adventure begins at Japan, because it’s Hanzo’s birthplace (and Kuai Liang wants to pay his respects to Hanzo’s late wife and son).

-          They travel to the castles and temples in the region, enjoy the lush greenery of the beautiful gardens while listening to the soothing sounds of water flowing in the compound

-          If there’s a festival during their visit, Hanzo helps Kuai pick out a Yukata to wear and both of them enjoy watching the fireworks while sipping sake and eating dango in one of the local shops

-          No trip to Japan is complete without an Onsen visit. So they stay at Kyushu for a while, and enjoy soaking in the private hot-springs filled with all sorts of healing water

-          Their next stop begins at China, at the former Lin Kuei Temple. Hanzo allows some time for Sub-Zero’s moment of nostalgia, to reflect and bury his ghosts within the desolate walls

-          They trek around China’s forests and mountains, hiking around the shores of Li River to enjoy the peaceful scenery

-          Both of them stop at the tea shop in every village they visit, because Kuai Liang wants Hanzo to try Chinese Herbal Tea of all variants

-          Kuai Liang even brings Hanzo to the Chinese sinseh for all sorts of herbs and massages, that Hanzo is reluctant to join at first, but enjoys nevertheless because damn, his bones feel like a Thousand bucks.

-          They end their adventure in Disneyland, and have that one photo of them posing with Mickey Mouse as a token of remembrance of a time well spent

Kung Lao and Liu Kang

-          When they travel, they don’t exactly have a plan. They know where to go, and what to do, they just haven’t planned out in a set routine per say

-          So they start their day early, jumping from one place to another.

-          They backpack around the more rural villages first, hang out with the locals to learn the ins-and-outs of the local tradition and lifestyle.

-          All the children love Liu Kang and Kung Lao. In fact, they spend some of their evenings playing games with the children and showing them some Shaolin tricks to entertain them with

-          Whenever they visit a Buddhist temple, they pay their respects and donate a little for the upkeep. They know how hard it’s like taking care of a monastery.

-          But even both of them have their adventurous streaks, and it usually starts with Kung Lao.

-          Anything you can do, I can do better, is Kung Lao’s motto.

-          Both of them go on all sorts of thrill rides; River-rafting, bungee jumping, hell, free climbing the Grand Canyon.

-          Liu Kang is using both hands? Kung Lao will do him better, he’ll climb the Grand Canyon, with ONE hand. Get rekt.

-          Whenever there’s a Stephen Chow movie playing in the local theatre, Kung Lao is the one dragging Liu Kang to watch it with him. He doesn’t care if he’s already watched it for the 13th time, they are going to watch that movie.

-          Both of them have travelled to Australia, and Iceland, and on both occasions; They went there specifically to see the Southern and Northern Lights. Both of them are in awe of all green, purples and blues ripple in the sky.

-          Occasionally, they would bump into Erron and Kabal. Kung Lao even has a photo of him and Erron on a roller coaster together, big, big smiles on their face while holding onto their hats for dear life.

Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade

-          Usually, Johnny lets Sonya decide where their travel destination would be because she’s a little fussy when it comes to travelling.

-          Johnny tries his best to avoid tourist attraction areas, because he knows he’s bound to be recognized and the mans just wants to enjoy his time off with his ex-wife without paparazzi following his every move.

-          Both of them travel first-class because they have the money to indulge on more comfortable seats (And join the Airline’s Mile High Club winkwink)

-          Cassie is always updated because Johnny and Sonya send photos of their food and selfies together, and it makes Cassie happy to see that her parents are very much in love with each other.

-          No matter where they go, Sonya always asks Johnny if he’s okay with her travel plans, and if he has anything specific in mind. He usually does, and it’s either the local arts theatre or the opera. She enjoys the theatre and doesn’t mind watching the Lion King, but she struggles to stay awake during the opera because she can barely understand the words despite reading about it before she came.

-          She’s not alone though, because Johnny is also struggling to stay awake and they both leave during the break.

-          Johnny always makes sure that there is a romantic dinner during their holiday. He wants to pamper Sonya, and shower her with all his love and attention.

-          He always books dinner at a fancy restaurant in the city they’re in, and books the whole restaurant for their privacy. He buys a large bouquet of flowers for her, and buys the most expensive wine there is because Sonya deserves nothing more than the best.

-          Sonya is embarrassed, and flattered all the same. She appreciates the fact that Johnny still makes an effort to woo her despite the years between them.

Erron Black and Kabal

-          If Kung Lao and Liu Kang are sporadic, then they’re downright chaotic. They don’t have a plan, and they don’t have an exact place in mind. All it takes is for Kano to try and push off some of his work unto them, and they’re gone.

-          They usually just go with the flow, and take any plane, train, taxi, truck, boat going anywhere. They don’t keep track of where they’re going, and don’t bother to as long as Kano can’t find them.

-          One time, they took a boat to nowhere, and landed themselves right in Shang Tsung’s island. Erron is less than amused about the whole situation, but Kabal has his camera out, ready to shoot a whole Buzzfeed unsolved style video about the island. They managed to get 1 million views on it.

-          One other time, they broke into a high-security Military Base in the Tundra because they ran out of food. It’s a mystery to the security guards in the base, as to how the food keeps disappearing despite their religious restocking. It’s also a mystery as to why there’s less bear sightings in the Tundra.

-          Both of them somehow end up in Australia, and bring an Emu back to the Black Dragon Base to peck the shit out of Kano.

-          You can take the man out of Black Dragon, but you can’t take out the Black Dragon out of him. Occasionally, Erron would get bored and he would drag Kabal to an illegal underground fighting ring for some good ol’ tumble and rumble. Erron and Kabal tag-team y’all.

-          Erron’s kicked Kabal into the Sea of Blood just because.

-          Both of them enjoy bar-hopping, because Erron holds his liquor a little too well, and Kabal just wants to nurse a scotch or two while enjoying his fries and burgers.

-          At some point, they’ve met Kung Lao and Liu Kang at the beach, and all of them were wearing the same Hawaiian shirt they’ve bought from the local shop.

 BONUS

At Kotal’s Koliseum

Sonya, Kabal and Liu Kang : Have you seen my partner?

Kung Lao, Johnny and Erron : (Bursts through the Koliseum doors, and tries to outride each other on the bull-riding competition)

[setternine-a]

𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁   ⋆   𝙰𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚂 BOLD what applies to your muse     /       repost,  don’t reblog .

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁𝚈:     chipped nail polish. glitter highlight.  tall trees with smooth bark. tangled hair. the taste of cinnamon sugar.  talking too loud and too fast.  overgrown flowers in your hair.  crumbling buildings reclaimed by nature.  flirting.  walking home at three am with no coat. platonic hand holding. blowing smoke out of your nose.  dragonfly wings.  chaotic good.  freckles. fairy rings.  secret meetings.  gender nonconformity.  leather.  smudged eyeliner. forbidden fruit.

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙴𝚁:    computer errors.   a shiver down your spine.   haunting beauty.  hard liquor. crowns of thorns.  shadowed alleyways.  decaying plant matter.  shattered mirrors and broken glass.  corrupted memories. stopped clocks. the scent of stale cigarettes.   tattered black hoodies. walking your friends home.   the crescent moon.  the sea.    a graveyard on a foggy day.   cold rings on cold fingers. absolution.  looking out of the window of an airplane. soft kisses.

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷:     graffiti.  pretending to know what you’re doing.  worn paperback books.  growing up too fast.  parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.   lace and combat boots.    moth wings.  candles on every surface. a weathered deck of cards.  turning the music up.  fireflies in jars.   calloused fingers.   drawing on your skin.   sunlight filtering through clouds.  petrichor.   a dying rose in a jar. wearing a crystal pendant.   illusions of spells.   black cats.  mint gum.   chapped lips.   dirt under your fingernails.  the cycle of life and death.

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵:    murders of crows.  frostbitten leaves.  wolves howling at midnight.   knocking on your door. leaving food out for stray animals. the twang of an acoustic guitar.   honey. tiny red buds on trees. claw marks on the walls.  golden eyes.  slightly too long stubble.  knitted fingerless gloves. sleeping on the forest floor. always find your way back home.

tagged by: MY BABY @sempiteria​  tagging: say you stole it from me pls i want everyone to try this but i’m too lazy to tag aaa

some short analysis under the cut bc i couldn’t help it

tobio had to learn to be independent from a young age, but at the same time, i don't think he could fully keep up with it. he still emanates a very childlike aura sometimes without meaning to, so people around him tend to baby him a lot. although he did grow up too fast, he’s not opposed to being taken care of. being the youngest of his family, it feels comforting to be treated gently.

also @ looking out of the window of an airplane! the view is cool and he's the type that will fight for that window seat, but will ultimately end up falling asleep lmao. 3-5 minutes staring... then zzzzzz... wakes up. eats. brushes teeth. goes back to seat. zzzzz... in conclusion, don’t let him take the window seat

and about always finding his way back home... i took that figuratively bc if we're gonna talk about his sense of direction... it's a whole another story hfdgbdfs

[blackonslaughtii]

found some redacted tags of people i no longer associate with but im too lazy to strip em from my kny posts zzzzz

[gerudospiriit]

15 QUESTIONS, 15 MUTUALS

⭑ are you named after anyone ?   Not to my knowledge, even if people think I’m named after Mariah Carey. I’m not, and it’s not even spelled the same (my name is spelled MOriah).

⭑ when was the last time you cried ?   Like two days ago because I watched the newest Kakarot trailer with Gohan and alksdjfl;akjdfa my heart.

⭑ do you have kids ?   Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. Probably never will.

⭑ do you use sarcasm a lot ?   Hell yeh. It’s like my life support.

⭑ what’s the first thing you notice about people ?   Hair probably

⭑ what’s your eye color ?   BLOO

⭑ scary movie or happy ending ? I enjoy scary movies probably a touch more. I like my spoop. Though most these days aren’t scary zzzzz

⭑ any special talents ? Nope I’m boring as shit

⭑ where were you born ?   Kansas (don’t you dare quote the wizard of oz at me i swear)

⭑ what are your hobbies ?   Writing, reading, vidya games

⭑ do you have any pets ? I have one doggo, but since i live with my parents, i guess i have two doggos

⭑ what tattoos / piercings / body mods do you have ?   Two earlobe piercings and four tattoos tho i desperately want more by im too broke .-.

⭑ how tall are you ?   about 5′2″ 

⭑ dream job ? Writer!

⭑ favorite subject at school?   Lit, history, foreign languages

Tagged by: @royallunatiic <3 Tagging: all of you. u no im lazy

[inkbonds]

r o m a n t i c  h e a d c a n o n s .

i.

NAME : yasui mao. ( last | first ) NICKNAME : maomao, maomix. GENDER : female. ROMANTIC ORIENTATION : biromantic. SEXUAL ORIENTATION : demisexual. PREFERRED PET NAMES : n/a. nothing embarrassing if it’s gonna be used in public. RELATIONSHIP STATUS :  single.

ii.

OPINION ON TRUE LOVE : mao is definitely enamored with the subject, although she can’t quite picture it occurring to her. her parents showed her a prime example of a healthy and loving relationship growing up even if they dialed it down on the physical affections, so she does believe that it’s entirely possible for two people to be in love for what feels like an indefinite amount of time. she herself loves very intensely, but doubts she will ever see it reciprocated mainly because she doesn’t get that close to people in the first place.  OPINION ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT : love at first sight, to her, is a concept she can’t imagine happening anywhere else but in the movies. she’ll acknowledge that you might look at someone new and feel some form of attraction instantly, but love in her eyes takes time to grow and doesn’t just instantly pop into existence at full throttle. HOW ‘ROMANTIC’ ARE THEY? : very. she would absolutely be the type for little romantic gestures, sweet texts and notes left behind, for tiny surprises with & without reason and romantic nights in. it’d depend on her partner of course, whether or not they’d like that kind of stuff and whether or not she’s confident enough to go for it, but she’s absolutely someone who silently adores romantic gestures, be they cliché or her partner’s own brand of ‘romantic’. 

iii.

IDEAL PHYSICAL TRAITS : kind eyes, warm radiance, lovely smile. IDEAL PERSONALITY TRAITS : patient, caring, loyal, humorous. UNATTRACTIVE PHYSICAL TRAITS : general unkemptness, i suppose? UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS : rude, cold, manipulative, arrogant. IDEAL DATE : uh. well, she’s not the dating type in general, but for ‘first dates’ probably things like taking a walk and stopping by a café or something. later on, comfy nights in, huddled up in blankets watching movies would be great. DO THEY HAVE A TYPE? : hard to say. i genuinely think that she forms crushes easily, for someone allowing her close is already such a rare thing that she easily develops those kinds of feelings for anyone who does so; she’s good at finding something attractive in anyone, really. all i can say is she won’t fall for anyone she doesn’t consider a good person. AVERAGE RELATIONSHIP LENGTH : n/a, but she’d absolutely be interested in long-term only. COMMITMENT LEVEL : 1000%. she’ll only be in it for the long haul. OPINION OF PUBLIC AFFECTION : oh no. big no. the most she’ll be comfy with would be ( gloved ) hand-holding and hugs / leaning on each other. anything beyond that? no way. too embarrassing, and too out-in-the-open. her affections are reserved for private spaces, where she doesn’t have to worry about being stared at or about making herself too vulnerable with her quirk and all. i think that even if she learns how to control its activation by then, she’d be prone to slipping up when it comes to things like those and she really doesn’t want anyone to see her get flustered or lose her composure in public. i mean, imagine being kissed, which would abash her as-is, and accidentally getting the full experience from both sides because your partner’s mind is an open book – i think she might just die. so no, not a lot of public affection on her end. she may cling to her partner’s side, but anything that would be considered more romantic than platonic is probably out of the question. PAST RELATIONSHIPS? : none.

TAGGED BY : @fateshaped ( thanks, aven!! ) TAGGING : @implosiveexplosive / @thelxinoem / @hairhorns / @xforall / and whoever else wants to do it !! just steal it I’m too lazy to tag more people zzzzz

[chaekkung]

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holy f*ck i can go on for days about this… FIRST OF ALL,, THIS HAPPENED AGAIN RECENTLY SO IM GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS NOW: STOP CALLING WONHO WONH*E im so sick of it omg its july 25th 2017 please stop already like ogle over his body all u want but just… dont use that uglie word pls,,,

and okay another thing, if u ONLY see hyungwon as a meme/frog please… just… leave…. to put it nicely… you dont know 99% of him and if you think you do then you’re wrong because he is SO, SO much more than that and if you can’t see that/choose not to, then please dont ever put his name in your mouth again and call youself a stan. love him for all amazingness he emits, not just that… (also no joke like two weeks ago someone tagged a super cute gif set i made of hyungwon where he looked… ethereal… and they tagged it as ‘a frog’. literally that was it… just 'a frog’.. zzZzz ive never blocked anyone faster in my entire life good bye) AND ALSO HYUNGWON DOESNT WANT TO BE CALLED A FROG!! HES ONLY OKAY W IT IF HIS FACE IS ACTUALLY SWOLLEN/PUFFY FROM EATING OR NO SLEEP so yeah u can call him a turtle but not frog ok :/

and also the typical shownu has no emotionsa d kihyun is a real sn*ke (it annoys me so much that people actually think he is… omg choke) .. those r stupid too… OH AND ALSO? HYUNGWON IS NOT LAZY. JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES SLEEPING A LOT DOESNT MAKE HIM LAZY??? HE IS SUCH A HARDWORKING BOY AND IF I CATCH ANYONE SAYING THAT HE ISNT, I WILL REALLY THROW HANDS

[mohamadpros]

Ultimate Jobs For Lazy People Because… Why Not?

“Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.” Katharine Whitehorn

You’re not a morning person. Or much of an evening person either. Your idea of exercise is to get up to turn off the lights. If it’s out of reach, it’s probably not worth having. In the fight of stay in or go out, you think long and hard, and then decide that your bed has always been there for you in a way your friends haven’t.

Yep, you’re lazy. But even lazy people have ambitions: Like a job that doesn’t take away too much energy and still pays the bills. We bet no one told you about these options when you were filling out college applications.

Go ahead, knock yourself out because the only requirement for these jobs is to be your lazy-bone self. 

Chicken Nugget Connoisseur

You read that right! UK-based supermarket chain B&M recently posted about this job that requires you to taste fresh and frozen chicken nuggets. They are looking for the kind of people who are “the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there's cake,” or save the plate first if they ever stumble at a buffet.

Professional Slacker

Back off, this one’s mine! Travel company TUI is hiring Fakeation Specialists in Stockholm who have absolutely no responsibilities. None. Nada. Just sit on the beach, sleep, read a book, and avoid those who use words like ‘deadlines’ and ‘work’. Of course, you get paid for it!

Binge-Watcher

A wise Joker once said, if you’re good at something, never do it for free. And you may be excellent at sitting on the couch at hours at a stretch and watching shows. Why don’t you make a living out of it? Well, Netflix appreciates the skill and hires people as part-time Taggers to watch their content and tag the genres. So, keep an eye out on the jobs posted on their website!

Professional Cuddler

Are you a good snuggler? Does your partner appreciate the way you hold him? Maybe it’s your destiny to become a cuddle practitioner. Before you get any wrong ideas, it’s all platonic, just for human interaction. Lazy boys and girls, get on to cuddlist.com and apply already!

Bed Tester

There are mattress testers, duvet testers, bed testers because how else would the brands know if their products are any good? For these jobs, you don’t get out of bed; you get into one. 

Video Game Tester

Grand Theft Auto lovers, this one’s for you. It’s only fair that you get compensated for all your wonderful insights on design, combat, and experience.

Water Sommelier

I kid you not! Follow the lead of LA-based Martin Riese (who has curated a water menu for Ray’s and Stark Bar) and specialise in testing water. How is this not a major thing already!

Professional Sleeper

Zzzzz… From NASA to Hotel Finn in Helsinki, there are companies out there advertising for the most experienced candidates. Do you qualify?