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Finn catches The Copy using his toothbrush one night, half asleep and groggily plodding into the bathroom, wiping a hand down his face. When he lifts it from scratching at his bedhead to switch the light on he yelps, seeing its floating, golden eyes dimly brightening the room.
“Uh," he stammers. “Dude?” Finn takes three steps closer, squinting. “Are you– man, I can buy you your own toothbrush, the heck.” The light flips on.
Grass Finn opens its mouth, lowering its arm like if it does it slowly enough he’ll forget this happened. He sees its teeth and tongue clearly for the first time and his hand reaches out without his permission, catching his pointer finger on the edge of one of its lower canines.
“Uh.” It mimics back at him, pupils dashing back and forth from his face to the finger hooked in its mouth.
He steals his hand back. “Sorry—“ Finn’s stomach gurgles at him, sickly in the way his skin buzzes. “That was… weird of me. I. Uh.” He blinks, and they stare at one another. “Can I see?” he whispers, words a thin rasp from his throat.
The doppelgänger blinks owlishly at him and settles back against the sink, nodding in short jerks, parting its lips. Finn closes the gap between them with two more mechanical steps and lowers his head to look into its mouth like a freak, realizing fully how strange a request this is. His hand lifts again and his gaze asks permission, eyes flitting between the low glowing bulbs of its sclera. It doesn’t seem to care so he continues, touching the tip of one of its fangs, pinching it between his thumb and forefinger.
“You don’t even eat meat, so why…?”
#keep yourself au#finnfern#fern wears normal clothes to bed cuz the routine is comforting#too lazy to look up the bathroom for reference so it might be incorrect#idk why i chose this scene to do i just find it real awkward and funny#finn doesnt have a concept of personal space or boundaries which i wish more people utilized#dude is grabby and weird
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How I learned to stop worrying and love DIY
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How I learned to stop worrying and love DIY
” Oh good ,” Kim said when I rolled out of bed yesterday morning.” I’m glad you’re up .” She gets up at 5:30 for work most days, but I tend to sleep in. Especially during allergy season.
“Huh?” I grunted. It was 6:10 and I was very groggy. My evening allergy meds kick my butt. Plus, I hadn’t had my coffee yet.
” Something’s incorrect with the bathroom sink ,” she said.” Look. It’s leaking. The floor is soaked .” She wasn’t kidding. The bathmat was drenched. When I seemed under the vanity, I was greeted by a small lake.
“Ugh,” I grunted. This wasn’t how I wanted to start my day.
Kim kissed me goodbye and hastened off to work. I pulled on a pair of gasps, poured some coffee, pulled out the vanity drawers, and got to work.
I was worried that I might have caused the leak when I replaced the sink’s pop-up assembly last month, but no. The problem was obvious: The hot water line to the bidet( which I installed in October) had worked itself loose.( By the route, I love my bidet. Too much information, perhaps, but it’s some of the best sixty bucks I’ve ever expended .)
Fortunately, the fix was simple. I reattached everything, then added a light layer of videotape to prevent similar problems in the future.
Note: As a safety measure — to make sure I wasn’t missing anything — I took photos of the issue and made a trip to the hardware store to ask their advice. They told me everything should be fine.
This might seem like a small thing to some folks but it’s a big deal in my world. You see, I’ve never actually been a DIY type of guy. I used to get overwhelmed by home improvement. I felt unprepared, incompetent.
More and more, though, I’m learning that I can do it myself. It just takes patience and perseverance. And the more projects I complete, the more confidence I gain.
Learning to Love DIY
When I was younger, I avoided do-it-yourself projects whenever possible. As a son, I never learned how to be handy around the house. I could program( or construct) personal computers. I could write. I could do accounting or analyze literature. But I couldn’t replace a violate window or repair a leak.
My ex-wife and I bought our first house in 1993. Fortunately, it was in great shape. During our ten years in the place, there weren’t a lot of things that needed to be repaired.
And when things did require run, they were obviously beyond our abilities. The water heater exploded on Christmas morning. The electric wall heater caught flame. We discovered an infestation of carpenter ants. These were problems I was never going to fix myself. We hired experts to address them for us.
In 2004, we moved to a hundred-year-old farmhouse. The previous owned had lived there for fifty years and had done a lot of lazy mends himself.
Because buying the place tapped nearly all of our financial resources, we were forced to handle some of the repairs and remodeling ourselves. We hired somebody to hang drywall for us, but we tore down the old walls ourselves. To fix the faulty wiring, we asked an electrician friend to help us find problems and make mends. And so on.
Still, I didn’t feel entirely comfortable with DIY projects around the house. I did them when I had to, but mostly I tried to set them off — or to pay somebody else to solve the problem.
After our divorce, I deliberately sought a place where I did not must be addressed home improvement. I bought a condo. All exterior run was handled by somebody else. Sure, I was on the hook for problems inside my division, but those were easy to foist on contractors. For five years, I totally avoided home mends and home improvement.
When Kim and I bought our present country cottage, we had a chat.” You know you’re going to have to do lots of DIY projects ,” she said.” There’s a ton incorrect with the house — and that’s merely the stuff we know about .”
” I know ,” I said.” But I’m older now, and I’m actually looking forward to developing my DIY abilities. I have a better posture. I suppose I’ll be fine .”
You know what? I have been fine. After paying a small fortune to get the major things handled — roof, siding, floors — we’ve intentionally been taking on the day-to-day stuff ourselves. It’s much slower this route, but it’s also cheaper. Plus, it’s more satisfying.
In the past eighteen months, we’ve :P TAGEND
Painted several rooms in the house, and have plans to paint the others. Installed new molding and trim in several rooms. Painted the kitchen cabinet and installed new hardware. Replace the kitchen faucet( on Super Bowl Sunday ). Repaired the bathroom sink pop-up assembly. Replaced our only lavatory. Install a bidet attachment on the toilet. Construct out the inside of a Tuff Shed to make it my writing studio. Construct a porch for the writing studio. Stained our new back deck( which we did not build ourselves ). Begun work on a fire pit for summertime gatherings. Installed raised beds for vegetable horticulture. Removed a cedar tree and planted a small orchard. Hung lighting in the laundry room. Install a car stereo.
Some of these projects( the writing studio, for instance) were major. Some( like the laundry-room illuminating) were minor. All of them have helped me gain confidence that yes, I can do things myself.
It’s still no fun when I wake up to find that a leak has inundated the bathroom. But at least now I don’t feel overwhelmed. I’m able to pause, think about what needs done, and then tackle the job. It’s a totally different feeling than I had even three years ago. Three years ago, stuff like this would overwhelm me. Now, I almost love these DIY projects.( For real !) Perhaps it’s because I’m old .~ ATAGEND
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Nine Steps to DIY Success
Yesterday as I was crawling under the bathroom sink, I thought about how I’ve learned to love DIY, how I’ve changed from viewing these tasks as chores to viewing them as opportunities to learn.
As I fixed the leak, I made a mental listing of the things I’ve learned over the past couple of years, the guidelines I follow to make sure my home-improvement projects are productive and fun instead of something I dread.
I believe these nine “rules” have helped me embrace the do-it-yourself mindset :P TAGEND
Read the instructions. This point is obvious enough for some folks that it ought not even be listed. But for others, this is a vital first step. I know too many people who rush into DIY projects without bothering to read the directions that come with the portions, tools, or kits that they’re employing. Instruction sheets and handbooks are tedious, yes, and they don’t always make sense when you read them without context, but they also offer a vital framework for the project you’re about to undertake. Don’t skip this step! Tap your social network. While you may have never tackled a particular project, you probably have household or friends who’ve done something similar in the past. Draw on their experience and expertise. Ask questions. Seek advice. While replacing our kitchen faucet, I texted Mr. Money Mustache for help. When installing my car stereo, I asked my brother lots of questions.( He’s an audio nerd .) When Kim and I work in the yard, I often ask my ex-wife for advice. And, of course, I’m not shy about posting to Facebook to draw on the power of the hivemind. Practice patience. DIY projects can be long and tedious. They can be frustrating. When I replaced our kitchen faucet, I was stymied from the start. The space was small. Tools didn’t work or didn’t fit. We had schemes with the neighbours that put a time limit on the project. The old me would have been angry and irritable. The new me stayed soothe. I forced myself to practise patience, to pause and think about the situation from a variety of angles. I had to induce three journeys to the hardware store. Ultimately, my patience paid off. I replaced the faucet and stimulated it next door in time to watch the big game. Be methodical. Another reason DIY projects been applied to frustrate me stemmed from my absence of organization. As I disassembled things, I set them in a common piling. When it came time to put things back together, I was lost. Nowadays, I’m smarter. I set small parts in ziploc suitcases and label the containers so I know what they are and where they go. If it’s not obvious what large proportions are for, I label them too. At each stage of the project, I take photos with my phone so that I have a reference when I set things back together. I take notes in the manual to provide clarity in the future. Then I store the manuals in a drawer. Being methodical induces the process so much easier.
Think outside the box. Sometimes you’ll encounter situations where the instructions don’t apply. Normal solutions don’t run. When this happens, you’ll have to be creative. You’ll need to think outside the box. Utilizing the kitchen faucet as an example again , none of the recommended methods would work to remove the old faucet. It was stuck, and there was no space working in cooperation with typical tools. In the end, I had to purchase a Dremel and cut into the collar, then hammer at it for five minutes before it came loose. It took a long time( and was frustrating ), but it ran. Decide on rules for buying tools. The unfortunate reality of DIY projects is that they often require specialized tools. When I replaced the kitchen faucet, I needed a basin wrench. Then I required a Dremel. When Kim and I re-seeded our lawn, we needed an aerator. Sometimes it constructs sense to simply buy the tool( s) you need.( I know I’ll use the Dremel again in the future .) Other days, it stimulates much more sense to borrow or rent.( I’m never going to need a $1500 aerator again, so I rented .) Do things right. It’s seducing to cut corners when you do projects yourself. It’s tempting to skip steps, to not work to code, to do the minimum required to get things running right now. Please, do your future self a favor: Do things right the first time. Yes, it takes longer and costs more, but it also means you shouldn’t have to repeat the project. Plus, it’s nicer for whoever inherits your work. The folks who owned our house before us seemed to live by the motto,” Why do something right when you can do it half-ass ?” Kim and I inherited a stack of shitty fixings that have made life miserable for the past two years. When you’re stuck, take a break. One reason I’ve avoided DIY projects in the past is that I unavoidably get stuck. I reach a tricky and/ or confusing step and become thwarted. This used to be a disheartening deal-breaker. Now, though, I accept this as part of the process. When I do get stuck, I take it as a sign to slow down — or stop. I go do something else for a while. I do more research on the interwebs. I re-read the instructions. I contact somebody I know who has done a similar project. I devote time for the frustration to fade, then return to the project with fresh eyes. Have fun. Most importantly, enjoy the process. Accept it for what it is. Yes, you’ll have moments of annoyance. Yes, it sucks to build repeated trip-ups to the hardware store. Yes, most tasks take two or three times longer than anticipated. Once you agree that this is part of what DIY is all about, you’ll have a better stance and be better able to enjoy the work instead of resent it. Plus, remind yourself that each time you tackle a task yourself, you’re constructing a library of knowledge that can be applied to future undertakings.
Here’s another guideline: Keep the end in mind.
Home repair and home improvement can be annoying because there are other things you’d rather be doing. You could be hanging out with friends. You could be reading a book. You could be playing a game. The last thing you want to do is replace a broken window.
I’ve learned to consider the reason I’m doing the run. I know that when I replace the kitchen faucet, we’ll no longer have to worry about leaks. Plus, we’ll have a better, most attractive fixture. After we’ve expended six hours staining the deck, we’ll get years of pleasure from the space. Once I build out the writing studio, I’ll have an ideal space to work in.
Don’t focus on the drudgery of the moment. Remind yourself of the ultimate payoff.
Choosing DIY Just for Fun
Last weekend, I tackled a DIY project for fun( gasp ). I installed a car stereo.
Three months ago, I bought a 1993 Toyota pickup for projects around our little acre. Fittingly for the epoch, the truck came with a videotape deck. Unfortunately, I don’t own any videotapes. I purged the last of them over a decade ago.
Still, I couldn’t defy an indulgence.” I wonder if you can get Taylor Swift on cassette ,” I thought to myself. I checked Amazon. Sure enough, if you’re dumb and ascertained like I am, you can order Reputation on cassette for 30 bucks. So I did.
When the videotape came, I was disappointed to discover that while the radio ran fine, the tape player was busted. What to do? What to do? Should I write off the T Swift tape as a $30 loss? Or should I go all in, take the risk of buying a new videotape deck?
I think you all know the( irrational) course of action I chose.
I discovered a $70 videotape deck on Amazon and ordered it. Last weekend, as a birthday present to myself, I spent an entire day installing the thing — despite having no clue what I was doing.
The project was fun!( Frustrating but fun .)
I got to take apart the truck’s front console, puzzle out the messed up wiring( a previous proprietor had spliced new speakers incorrectly ), connect the new videotape deck, then set everything back together. On my drive to work at the box factory Monday morning, I cranked up the Taylor Swift. The dog was unimpressed but I had fun.
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