#too lazy to add good tags rn

[purpldawne]

i was gonna tag one of my wips with overstimulation ( as in sensory overload) before immediately realizing that is not what most people think of on ao3 when they hear that word

[sunnysaystuff]

THIS IS SUNNY'S PINNED POST

feel free to tag me in anything if we're moots! i love it

i made a taglist a while ago with all my moots—it's not to date at all lmao + these days i just say open tags because i'm too lazy lmfao

my mizisua sideblog is @literally-everything-mizisua so if you're into alnst you should check it out :)

i'm sunny!! i write occasionally + read a lot of fanfiction

this do be a fandom blog! i mainly post on alnst, arcane, & marauders rn

i'm in a bunch of others but lowkey don't say much on them; the minor fandoms i sometimes talk about are atla, mlp, assassination classroom, wof, gilmore girls, spiderverse, wednesday, the locked tomb, gomens, stranger things, six the musical, ginny & georgia, hazbin hotel, septimus heap, great gatsby musical, heathers the musical, the great gatsby, dsmp, xo kitty, & mcyt

i love getting new moots!!

the only relevant tag that i use is #sunnysays — i use it for when i say stuff (original posts, comments on rbs)

meta lol

[#MARAUDERS]: my thoughts on the jegulus drama + all death eaters are bastards

[#MARAUDERS]: anti tall alpha remus x needy sirius

[#MARAUDERS]: quick note on anti alpha dom james

[#MARAUDERS]: quick note saying EVAN AND SNAPE WERE FRIENDS!!

[#HELLUVA BOSS]: underlying meaning of stolas's "'cause i am not a thief"

[#HELLUVA BOSS]: analysis of the first scene of apology tour

my old, better formatted pinned post under the cut

notes

𖤓 feel free to tag me in any post if we're moots, even if we don't know each other well! i love being tagged in things!

𖤓 here's my taglist / moot list, which you should definitely check out if we're moots, and leave a note so i can add you to it!

𖤓 you should totally follow my mizisua sideblog if you're an alien stage fan!! ( @literally-everything-mizisua )

about

𖤓 call me: sunny / (if you know me) whatever name you already use

𖤓 would recommend following me on the basis of these fandoms: marauders, helluva boss!!, alien stage, ARCANE!

𖤓 wouldn't recommend following me on the basis of these fandoms (which i'm in regardless): atla, mlp, assassination classroom, wof (the fanfiction is surprisingly really good like read dark seas by riokodragon), gilmore girls, spiderverse, wednesday, the locked tomb, gomens, stranger things, six the musical (sam pauly!!), harry potter other eras, ginny & georgia, hazbin hotel, septimus heap, great gatsby musical, heathers the musical, the great gatsby

𖤓 if you follow i'll probably follow back! i love getting new moots

tagging system

𖤓 #sunnysays - when I have thoughts! (non rbs; stuff I say) --- used often

𖤓 #sunnyficrecs - when I give fic (fanfiction) recs --- hasn't been used in a while

𖤓 #sunnytrack - posts of mine that I wanna reread --- sometimes used

𖤓 #sunnyquotes - incorrect quotes (& normal quotes) posted by me !! --- hasn't been used in a while

𖤓 #sunnysaved - self explanatory --- sometimes used

𖤓 #q - queued post --- sometimes used

fics

𖤓 I have about forty wips and...one posted on ao3, so.

[champion-of-hermes]

Hi there!! Im Jess!! I recently found this app and Lass said I should try it :)

OoC: Hii!! I had a weird idea one day about an Avengers-like team but they were the Champions of the Olympians, so, I present to you Jess Mercier, Champion of Hermes!

Lore:

Age: 14

Gender: male

Appearance: is the pfp:) This image was created with Picrew’s “PotatoLord’s Persona Creator“!!

(Yes, this is a different character but it’s the same picrew I used lol)

Abilities: speed, enhanced dexterity and flexibility/reflexes, silver tongue, pathfinder’s instinct, carries the Mark of Hermes

Relations: Hermes(is kinda like a father/mentor), Straton(Champion of Zeus, also like a father figure), Lass(Champion of Dionysus, a guardian figure), Lyra(Champion of Aphrodite), Ajax(Champion of Ares), Chayton(Champion of Hephaestus), Delphine(Champion of Poseidon), Elara(Champion of Athena), Aelius(Champion of Apollo), Amara(Champion of Artemis), and Calista(Champion of Hera). ((Woah, that was a lot😭))

Personally: kinda think of him like Leo from Heroes of Olympus and Hermes from Epic the Musical :) Jess very much is a wanna-be 80s kid

Background: Jess was living on the streets and survived by stealing and shoplifting. There would be a day where Jess tried to pickpocket from someone he thought was an oblivious man, but was really Hermes. Jess would soon find Straton, a son of Thor, and Straton would take Jess under his wing. Jess would meet all the other Champions(listed above), and being the youngest, would look up to most of them, especially Straton, Lass, Lrya, and Aelius.

(There’s more but I’m too lazy to explain rn)

Edit: I forgot to add that in my storyline Jess does die! He comes back after a little bit- but when I decide it’s time then I’ll make a post, then I’ll focus more on my other accounts, then I’ll come back and have Jess explain his time in the afterlife

Rules

-NOTHING NSFW: both mod of the account and the oc are minors.

-DON’T ASK MOD TOO PERSONAL QUESTIONS: I don’t feel like this is gonna be a problem but it’s good to get it out there lol

That’s it! Mod will talk in purple, or in the tags. Jess will talk in blue.

My other accounts: @copia-is-best and @the-goddess-of-chaos-eris

[hydrangeachainsaw]

part2

some of these are so old i think they prob don't need answers anymore xD will tag everyone who asked so they can see <3

hii! idk if i got it but u need to separate each mesh to each group, like the mirror is a group the "structure" is another and the shadow another too. maybe that's the reason it's not workin. hopefully u figured it out by now x.x

hii tysm!!! i think it's more like maxis mix or something? idk lol hope ur having a great week <3

hiii thank youuu 💗🥰

if they credit me and don't paywall i'm all good

hii ty!! it's from sticker set extra :)

@2400fff hii thank you! if u wanna send my work to others you can redirect them to my tumblr or patreon page. i'm glad for ur support ty!!

@clarabaggins Hi Chiara! Thank you sm!! just saw ur blog you totally nailed it, the house is amazing!

hii! yep it's the antique set and statue conversions

hi tnx for letting me know! if u could explain what's happening i'd appreciate

dude yes😭i've been so behind on doing some stuff lol i actually made half of these in 2022 but march last year both my hd and ssd weirdly stopped working at the same time so i lost all my files and backup ): but i still wanna do that just doing another stuff first

@katrinbergling hii! tnx! ofc go ahead, just tag me when u do it so i can see :)

@elkaselka tysm!! <3 i use blender 4.0 for meshing and substance painter and photoshop for texturing! :)

ty too wish u the same😂😂

ofc! i'm thinking of making a part 2 for that set so i will add some other cc and update with more mangas! tnx for suggestion!

@saxonspud hii! just did it recently tnx for suggestion too <3

@loft-0f-bread tysm! i think you mean the tumblr theme i had before, it was indeed very pretty! but suddenly stopped working ): so sad its no longer working, i bought that theme :/

@bothebuilder @misskodaikasai 1º ask: aw tysm!! i love both games but i cant deny sims 3 is still my fave lol glad to know u enjoy my content <3

2º: hi ty! i will publish all eventually, but some were commission that i cant publish.

hii! u downloaded the wrong file for your game, my posts have sims 4 and sims 3 packages, you need to remove the ones that are for the other game and then your game will load normally.

@simsbytay same issue as ask above

ofc! tnx for suggestion

@mina-i @elliejoelskyrim thank you so much both of you, really glad you take the time to send sweet messages <3 about the sculptures its now uploaded on simfileshare iirc.

yess! ofc! tnx :D

@simul8r 1º: hii! if ur playing sims 3 then you need Arsil mod to make it work! 2º: yess x) 3º: you mean the old theme? i bought it but no longer works xD but if u mean like overall like idk the reason? idk I just began making worlds for sims 3 and wanted to share pretty screenshots

@k3rosenenehearts 1º: hii glad u like it! grl idk can't remember i have so many rugs lol but it might be tho 2º: same reason as the other asks above, you downloaded the wrong file for your game. I'm currently working on my own website and i'm gonna make it much easier to know if ur downloading a sims 3 or sims 4 set, hopefully these issues won't happen anymore xD

@jdacapo @usamarusims @m1lks 1º: sorry my lazy ass didn't reply before, thank you so much for your kind words! ur amazing <3 2º:tytyty!!💗🥰💗🥰 3º: aaah usamaru i'm so sorry didn't send it, but i am sending a big hug rn, tysm for taking time and thinking of sending this message to me, truly appreciate it a ton <3 4º: i know it's confusing sorry :S sometimes i think of re writing it but it's been so long i don't make caw stuff that i don't think i will do another tuto for it. please send me a pm so i can help 5º and 6º: ofc! i have a pinterest board for members if u want to feel free to add your suggestions! tnx!

@you-sir-nayem

1º: hii tnx for the interest! you know i think i should just say fuck it and release it already lol 2º: i think u mean that pastel something kit right? i mean it's the type of aesthetic that's all over pinterest so it only makes sense it's similar to mine bc i also take inspirations and references from there xD but i love that kit is very cute! 3º: since i converted that fireplace I havent used it in my game ever since so if some update broke it I wouldn't know lol but thanks for lettin me know will check it out 4º: sure! that's a cool idea, tnx for suggestin! <3 5º: i think i know what it was lol i got tons of hateful asks like the one that comes next. i shouldn't have stopped answeing all asks just bc of some sick weirdos but oh well, here i am now :) i got so many of these daily back at that time it was weird af 6º lol 7º: hii i do but i'd rather not make it public, hope u understand. ty for the interest tho <3

that's it! there were more asks but most are asking stuff that i dont feel like answering or just hateful shit (some i answered bc i find it amusing lol but i shouldn't :/) or just things that i already answered so yeah. will try to answer more frequently in posts like this so keep 'em coming, ty guys :)

[cotards-dogs]

╬ intro post

hi. my name is Cotard, Nick, Muzzle or 333.14. i am a sysmate / comrade of @satansrequiem . i am making emojis for discord / personal use. i use he, it, shi or dog pronouns. here is my pronouns.page.

i have a dni, but anyone can use my emojis IDC. so, radqueers and mostly nsfw blogs DNI. anti endos and good faith identities can interact but i am pro endo and good faith identities.

gonna add my tagging system later i'm too lazy rn.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

NO FR like he could be your dad please sit tf down….like do whatever you want ig but if you’re gonna do this I don’t think you have the right to shit on other people…

Oh definitely…truly dominating that tag you should honestly file a request to tumblr to claim it or something LMAOO

LMFAOOOO SO REAL literally me like we can’t BOTH be lazy like umm we can’t both be passenger princess move over

PRAYER CIRCLE RN Karasu u20 wc captain karasu u20 wc captain….kurona or Niko would be really funny because you just imagine everyone on the field is like “this 16 year old pipsqueak is the captain..?”

Otoya…what a loser he did not think it through HAHA He stole that money from Seiko’s stack of cash fr LMAOO

OO honestly that’s such a smart tactic…truly a Karasu type of activity analyzing and studying the way real people behave hehe I agree I quite enjoy oblivious/dumb but only when done right and when it’s not like their only redeeming quality LOL

LMAO wattpad truly is like the preschool of writing everyone eventually graduates and learns LOL (you should reveal one of your old fics after you hit a certain milestone LMAOO)

DUBBED VOICEOVER LMAOOO that’s so funny honestly I think it’s really funny when that happens like yeah you better not talk shit to my face :))))

Wait I didn’t even go back to reference the Bible bro how many sisters is he pulling?? This is the reverse of BFB this is BFS??? I’m wondering if they kinda just forgot about the egoist Bible and changed the facts uhhh I’ll check if the authors note in the back mentions it at all….that Bible needs some updating though please add more characters profiles shshshshs I ALSO THOUGHT THAT like a sisterly aww this little child is so cute here’s a forehead kiss but uh???? I was literally reading it outloud for dictation and stopped mid sentence to laugh when I read that moment flustered yuki was so cute and funny like bro really ran to his room flipped on his bed giggling kicking his feet and shit like…tabieitaken supremacy truly….

No because why didn’t they tell us who yuki plays as??? Ok whatever at this point I think we both know it’s basically canon that it’s Mario or peach there’s literally no other option

STOPPP THE KARASU ANON TRANSLATIONS TAG LMFAOOOOOO guys I got my own tag on Mira’s blog…we made it big guys….

Anyways I’m chipping away at the translations gonna finish up Yukis and then do barous and maybe Aryu if I’m motivated enough but maybe I’ll just skim that one and write an actual summary (me saying I’ll write summaries is like you saying you’ll write only 5k words LMAO)

-Karasu anon

FACTS like i’m not judging them for their choices i’m judging them for judging other people 😭 because in what world do they have the high ground

nah because atp we need to hunt down kaneshiro and ask for custody of karasu i think the two of us have done more for him than the actual author himself 😩

LMAOAOA i cannot be driving someone around everywhere fr i need to be the passenger princess 😓 that’s why it’s good to have multiple favs 😈

TO BE FAIR rin was 16 and captain of the bllk eleven fsr so ego does have a track record w it 😫 he’s just tall so he gets additional aura for that ig

seiko jumps people on the side so she has a shit ton of cash stowed away 🤫 it was simple for him to use his ninja skills and sneak into her room to take some KDJDSJSK he truly is not the brightest but it’s okay we still love him

HELP me and karasu are soulmates…tabimira dates are just us analyzing people for “writing purposes” and whatever random ass reason he has for doing it 😭

omg the most embarrassing thing is like i only just removed the first fics i ever posted (back in 2021) literally this month HAHAHA they were literally out and abt for the public to read until that point 😰 i shudder thinking abt it even now 😳 but yeah wattpad truly is where everyone starts out…i’d go through war w the mutuals i met/escaped from wattpad with we’ve gone through too much fr

guys do you watch mira sub or dub 🤔 LMAO it’s funnier because the area in india where i’m from has a lot of islamic influence so we speak hindi mixed with a lot of urdu which means i sound very polite and formal as well as poetic…the typical accent in the city i’m from is also considered to be very rich/elegant sounding i’ve heard?? so basically people talk shit abt me because they think i don’t understand and then i respond to them w literal bars 😭 straight up sounding like the hindi version of hollyhock y/n on an average tuesday

FLUSTERED YUKI IS SO CUTE HAHAHA i love how tabieitaken are all confirmed losers now it’s truly what they deserve (affectionately)…omg no because why IS he consistently going for the sisters?? is that his type in women?? “they have to be my best friend’s older sister”…do NOT let my man near the otoya or karasu households he will combust 😭 no but lowkey i was surprised that she was being fr too 😰 calling him “my beloved kenyu” is crazy work icl…but ok queen invest early ig…😟🤨

they didn’t need to add who yuki plays as because they know we’ve got it covered 🙏🏻 apparently i am also the number one yukimiya kenyu blog now btw HAHAHA i feel like i never even post abt him too?? the queen of tabieitaken right here fr no one can compare

YESSS LMAO I WANTED TO BE ABLE TO FIND THEM QUICKLY 😭 especially if i’m writing for yuki hehe gotta have my references on lock 🤩 honestly i probably should make tags for when my mutuals/established anons send me asks but like…i don’t feel like starting now…HAHAHA i think my tag system is a little bit above the bare minimum but some people have such neatly organized tagged blogs and personalized tags and whatnot but me personally i have never been that person and probably never will be 😓 if it annoys people they can just unfollow ig idk

PLSSS omg idk if you saw my recent post but currently i’m feeling really dumb for that whole “6-9k words ballpark 😄” NDKDJSJSK i shall continue to work on it though 🫡 take your time w translating i’m sure it’s tough!! i’ll be here 😈💖

[starscelly]

looked through your tag onthe flying stars au 👀 as someone who does music ive been spinning your au in my head so if youll indulge me thinking!

roope playing guitar passably omg, im imagining him having to constantly look down at his hands as he plays to make sure theyre at the right position buuuuut if its between playing right or playing with feeling...

robo with experience in a family band has me thinking that hes the most familiar with managing sound tech and gets saddled with figuring the works every gig starting out

miro and his old ass strings REPRESENT!!! i have not restrung my guitar in years and im too lazy to start now

imagining them absolutely plagued with planning around four different peoples schedules for practice, on top of finding time and space for being a loud ass band (sure you can turn the volume down, put in headphones for guitars and bass... even if not for a group practice but otter? oh buddy) someone get them a garage to thrash around in! in the summer! minor heat exhaustion is the greatest team building exercise

its a really fun au and i really like thinking about it :) and a question for you! where did the name and branding for flying stars come from? both in universe and coming up with it yourself, i think its really cute 💚

FLYING STARS MY BELOVED omg im glad u like it and find all the little details and bits relatable and/or silly ahhhh !!!!! now that its nearing No Hockey Season ive been tossing this au around in my brain again as well and def wanna tweak/better clarify some Lore and get shit more Organized so !!! appreciate this for the vibe very much rn <3 <3

re: the name! so for myself i actually. could not remember. why i chose that name rlly but i did find some messages from when i picked it so here's just. that thought process i guess LOL

here were also some Ideas for names i was deciding between that i found in an old note. for shits and gigs

(stars and stripes but stars is in - probably incorrectly translated - finnish because. well because . well of course because.)

i just knew i wanted to use stars for Visual Purposes and also. the real life reference. and flying felt the most appropriate because theyre! theyre flying round stage!! theyre a punk band theyre goin crazy up there man!!

as for in universe oooo . i honestly dont think it'd be so insanely off base from my own thinking? i do think the shared location + history in hockey being There would make them pick stars, if not just for the Texas Being Where They Come Together making them lean towards stars for the lone star state of it all. i think there is probably a moment of like. half of them being like "okay so we're the stars. that's fine. that's good" and the other half being like Dude Do You Know How Many Bands Are Probably Called The Stars. We Need to Add Something. so they cycle through a few possibilities over time before playing their first few shows as just a band from dallas(ish) and then they see how roope and robo get and are like ohhhhhh. smashing stars. crashing stars. flying stars. FLYING STARS IS GOOOD. (and roope goes omg flying stars. like in astrology ^.^ . and this is also how they find out hes an astrology bitch)

[straighttxhell]

Get to know me! 💋

So,, @the-type-a tagged me in this like 8 months ago and never got a chance to do it cause tumblr kept deleting the draft but I am procrastinating doing my final project to graduate college so here goes nothing

Thanks for the tag and feel free to do it again cause lmao it's been a whike

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

No I wanna get a spider gwen tattoo but I dont have a ton of money rn

💚 - What’s your favourite colour?

Pastel pink 🩷

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

Spinach Pasta

🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?

11:27 pm (when i started, its 11:50 now)

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

Sagittarius sun, Taurus moon, and Aquarius rising.

I also have Venus and Mars in Scorpio so that pretty much sums up why I'm insane.

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

I really enjoy cockney accents, Daniel Kaluuya's in particular. Maybe it's just his voice.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

Yes, I accidentally stabbed my thigh, also accidentally cut it with a blade, and my legs are covered in permanent bruises from when I danced.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

Every time I do it I get smth different, so either INTP or ISFP??

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

SPIDER-VERSE!!!!!! MY ENTIRE LIFE

I CHOSE MY CAREER BC OF IT

📺 - Favourite show?

The Office probably, or Community, I really like sitcoms

😂 - Are you ticklish?

Isn't everyone??

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Yes, I am one of those ppl that want to meet like their one true love and get married and spend our entire lives together

😳 - Do you like your name?

It triggers me a little so I don't like to be called by it but I like the name by itself a lot

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

Like a beige green, I hate it but it came like that and am too lazy to paint it

🤓 - How did you get your name?

My mom liked it thats it lol

🎓 - When did/do you graduate?

This month hopefully, my ceremony isn't until January tho

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

Yeah I have the normal ones, two in my left ear and one in my right ear so I can freely forget to wear earrings Id add a pick but I dont want to

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

Veeeery dark brown

👱🏻‍♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?

A messy bun, I like having it down although it's mostly hot here so that's not possible, and sometimes I do have to put it in a bun cause my hair is really really thin and straight so it tangles incredibly easy and it takes me a good 5 minutes to brush it and I tend to be in such a hurry every morning I simply can't afford to do that

🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?

Yes I didn't know tho lol I was 14 and drinking funny tasting grape juice at sleepovers, my friends thought I knew lol uhmm but yeah after that I stopped until I was 18 and back from quarantine

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

Don't take me as a role model please, but yes and I love getting drunk, I've never blacked out but I do remember every now and then funny memories like huh I forgot I did that 🥰 Also I've only once drank so much I puked it all up next morning

😱 - What’s your biggest fear?

Roaches?? Not trying to get too deep

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Hot. I hate not being able to move bc of cold, my body aches so bad when its cold.

🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?

Cloudy, rainy and not cold, like eventually the sun comes out yknow

🍂 - What’s your favourite season?

Fall

��� - What’s your favourite animal?

Catssss

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

2 cats!! And my sister has 2 dogs but they're also kinda mine ig

😴 - What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

No idea, I am way too sleep deprived to notice at the end

🎨 - Any hobbies?

Drawing, painting, video editing and designing, anything creative

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

New York 😭😭😭 if i had a visa also Id love to stay at the plaza hotel

🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?

Probably Taylor Swift?? or the Spice Chalk Stretch Naked Wokfe boots

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

PINTEREST, a girl without pinterest is an angel without wings..

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

City by far, I've spent all my life in the city and wouldn't stand not having everything I have here

Tagging: @spnyuri @queer-cosette and idk who is still active here but whoever wants to do it

[lunalucykat]

RULES: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.

Thanks for tagging me @menkhu !!! :) :D

coke or pepsi: my soda of choice is Dr Pepper, but if i HAD to choose between these two then Coke

disney or dreamworks: i really don't know. I don't keep up with these studios anymore. Maybe Disney???

coffee or tea: coffee

books or movies: movies

windows or mac: sorry, born and raised with Macs....

dc or marvel: neither lol. I really don't do superhero stuff, but I GUESS DC if i had to choose

x-box or playstation: nintendo lol

dragon age or mass effect: i've never played either of these so i dont have an opinion

night owl or early riser: born to be a night owl, forced by job to be an early riser... catch me waking up at 4am to go to work...

cards or chess: cards

chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

vans or converse: i own a singular pair of vans, so i guess vans lol

Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: sorry, i don't know what this is in reference to

fluff or angst: why not both? :3c

beach or forest: beach. It's been so long since I've see the ocean, I wanna go back

dogs or cats: dogs

clear skies or rain: Clear skies! I used to be one of those emo teens that would always say rain on this question, but now that i'm in my extreme late 20s I understand the importance of sunshine

cooking or eating out: tough question. SOMETIMES I like cooking, but also most of the times I'm lazy as fuck so I do get carryout a fair amount

spicy food or mild food: mild, my stomach can't handle a lot of spice unfortunately

halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Boy do i LOVE the aesthetics of Halloween, but Christmas is really the best. I love the lights and warmth and music and food and family during the WORST season (winter. I hate winter so GD much)

would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too hot

if you could have a superpower, what would it be: either invisibility (because i'm a nosy binch that loves dropping eaves) or shapeshifting

animation or live action: i generally prefer animation

paragon or renegade: idk what this is, sorry

baths or showers: showers

team cap or team ironman: could not care less

fantasy or sci-fi: fantasy

do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they: oof! I don't really have favorite quotes. But at the current moment I can almost perfectly recite the whole of Live Action One Piece (not joking lol) There's a lot of talk about believing in yourself and following your dreams which is really nice though. I do also have legit quotes from Octopath Traveler that I like: "Even grown-ups need a good cry from time to time." -Alfyn Greengrass. And then as a more funny quote that I love from Octopath: "O, woe is me, doomed to never realize the full depth of my good looks and charisma!" -Cyrus Albright. Because I am very humble lmao

youtube or netflix: very rare for me to NOT be watching YouTube

harry potter or percy jackson: Percy Jackson

when do you feel accomplished: i guess when i make a joke and people laugh :)

star wars or star trek: I don't have a strong feeling on either of these really

paperback books or hardcover books: hardcover

to live in a world without literature or without music?: i love writing, but i am almost always listening to music. I don't think i could live without it

who was the last person to make you laugh? almost positive it was TJ

city or countryside? small city/town?

favorite chips? i like just plain but salty tortilla chips that i can dip into hummus or queso or what have you

pants or dresses? my favorite thing is to wear shorts over leggings. Pokemon protagonist lookin' ass!

libraries or museums? museums

character driven stories or plot driven stories? character driven

bookmarks or folding pages? bookmarks

Dream job? lol...lmao..... YouTube/ Twitch streamer lol.

What gives you comfort? unwinding in my room. late night chats with TJ. my dog. watching whichever show i'm really into at the moment (rn it's One Piece)

what are some of your favorite song lyrics? Oof... Like in general? Because I know there are songs I like to sing just because they're fun to sing... But I don't really know if i have any songs where the lyrics really jump out at me in a meaningful way. Well, okay. All of the Simple Plan songs I have meant something to me for sure as a little emo teenager, but, hmm.... For current me? Dreams by the Cranberries has been one of those songs where I really just soak in the vibes and listen to it, so I'll give you a nice lyric from that. "Oh my life/ is changing every day/ in every possible way. And oh my dreams/ it's never quite as it seems/ never quite as it seems"

Do you believe in ghosts?

Tagging: Literally anyone who wants to do this!!! Seriously! It's pretty fun! But in order to try and keep it going (cause I know almost no one will just do it if I don't tag them specifically, and i Get It) But I'll tag @bitter-like-coffee, @pawelcyril, and @electric016

[thinkingnot]

introducing the great thinker -> me <-

Welcome to the Great Apartment

we are now flat m8s

pronouns: he/him (giggling and twirling my hair)

super cool with any terms to be referred as king, queen, idk hoodie, beez, mister landlord anythin really im cool and love

pseudos: Hoodie/Beez/Fern

mains: Yu Wo (author), Trevor Noah, Priest (author), Rood Chrishi & Kielnode Chrishi & Lanoste & Yujeria (characters from Black Haze the manhwa) and a bit of everyone else (just a dash, a pinch)

(colored means i think about them 24/7 :))

ask, spam notis, message, pop off. i like interactions (not very good at responding might be awkward sorry)

tags list:

#nsfw <- any post/rb that contains explicit implications via wordings, imagery, etc..

#hoodie’s ask <- send asks!!! me answer!!!! :D

#tenant <- for anonymous asks!! :]

#hoodie’s real <- hoodie irl related

#hoodie’s day ratings <- also irl related but im rating it >:)

#correct watcher entertainment quotes <- watcher entertainment hyperfixitation brrrr

batfam fic rec <- yall were right i shouldve got onto the bat train a long time ago dammit (includes: copious danny phantom and spiderman crossover)

#orv correct quotes <- omniscient reader’s viewpoint quotes yoooo

#vomit <- ??? idk ive just realized i talk about vomit way too much might as well as warn ya (i do include a warning tag, the #tw vomit)

#hoodie’s doodles <- it is what it iss

#hoodie reads

#hoodie travels

#thinkingaboutmusic <- where i think abkut music and mostly fangirl over wilbur soot, nf, imagine dragons, mitski & more

#hoodie’s definitions <- i define things for fun

#banish the baddies <- self care, for when you get not nice thoughts and maybe a little bit sad or a lot. i got some little things for you to do or maybe just a distraction. you can reply/rb to these and i will see them or maybe you can do the things in private if you want!!

#fic events things <- i join fic events

#live-fic-react <- haha so im an avid fic reader

#not sponsored but promo for cool shits <- i see good stuffs, i share good stuffs :D

#confession slash jay <- usually accompanied with #or is it cuz i make them when i am in silly goofy mood /lh /hj to all of em’

#correct mcyt quotes <- quotes that are from streams vids or idk any social medias and is canon/real - i will add the source

#fics recs <- uhhhh fics recs :D (me read, they’re good, me recs, they’re probably-definitely all tommyinnit-centric)

#gender <- when i am feeling gender :)

#ranble <- when i randomly ramble

#personal <- ehhhhhh it’s like when i’m bored imma say shit that’s well personal and nobody asked 😎

#hoodie’s art <- when i doodle on the paper and decided to bring it to show and tell

#hoodie’s achievements <- i’ve done things! hooray!! no matter what those things are (ie: felonies, awards, how lonely i am, aged,.etc..)

#hoodie’s lil siblings <- self explanatory

#hoodie’s mc skins <- i made mc skins!

so back on 23rd April my account was bleh

@thinkingaboutaus

@thinkingaboutirlstreams

o7, you’ll be missed

i literally don’t even know how all my blogs just got wiped off i didn’t even do anything

ps: if u recognize me pls tell i forgot all my moots urls ;-;

thanks m8’s

update:

im back babyyyyy

but im too lazy to re-login rn so….. actually….

idk imma just use two accounts from now (probably one on the computer and one on the fone) <- i in fact is still too lazy

[calxide]

calx’s experiments #1 plans for my upcoming smaus

aye, thanks for 400+ follows! consider this as a special hehe. i will add my thoughts, opinions, concepts, ideas, and outlines in this post.

the smaus that will be discussed in this post are MIXED SIGNALS (kazuha's), CHEMISTRY (albedo's), TWO WORLDS APART (ayato's), PROFESSORS OF LOVE (zhongli's), and another kazuha smau. spoilers ahead!

✧ー MIXED SIGNALS :: ft. kaedehara kazuha x GN!reader

since this won (tbh i'd still publish it sooner than the others if it didn't lol) i continued outlining it and... unfortunately, it didn't turn out to be as light-hearted as everyone might expect it to be so i decided to make two (2) kazuha smau.

before talking about the other smau, i'd like to discuss my plans for this one. (i will be talking about the other kazuha smau at the very end)

this will be a very short smau (i think) so i decided to make a Tagalog version of this one (currently suffering, i regret this decision but it is what it is). narratives/written chapters are going to be written in full English except for the dialogues. the dialogues and texts may be different from each other, but the context and meaning will still be the same as i will not try to translate them directly.

also, don't expect to see the group chat that you saw at calx's experiments #1 main post ー i'll be posting a teaser soon (slay 💅). i won't discuss it much so,, have these tags and warnings instead lol

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✧ー CHEMISTRY :: ft. albedo x FEM!reader

TW bullying

i haven't planned much as of now because i want to finish mixed signals first before anything else. i'm still not sure about the length of this smau; it might be longer than mixed signals but shorter (debatable) than abyssal love.

idk what to discuss so have this:

y/n, the reader - you, comes from a rich family. she doesn't really do well in her academics but still manages to get good grades — which her classmates really hate. they blindly assumed that she pays the prestigious school to let her stay and give her good grades. however, albedo knows that that is not the case, therefore, he decided to help. the synopsis is subject to change.

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✧ー TWO WORLDS APART :: ft. kamisato ayato x FEM!reader

my notes for this smau is... e m p t y. well, oops, anyways. i really want to work on this smau as soon as possible but i gotta be patient ! also, are you guys good with idol!ayato x photographer!reader? still thinking about what y/n's job should be. do tell if you guys have any suggestions <3 i may not have much for now but expect a shit ton of angst

ayato is a famous idol/actor in inazuma. during his travel in their neighboring country—liyue, he saw a young woman crying. he approached her and offered her a handkerchief and— ok nvm im not gonna spoil anymore kbye

anw, i won't be making a tagalog version of this bc i'm too lazy (🤡), and, expect this to be longer than abyssal love bc there will be so much pining.

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✧ー PROFESSORS OF LOVE :: ft. zhongli x GN!reader

‎if my notes for the ayato smau is empty, well, i don't have notes for this one.. HAHAHAHA what i have in my mind rn is just a cute lighthearted story,, bc i need a break... 💪

y/n and zhongli are both famous professors for their intellect and strong passion for teaching. students would always see the two of them hanging out together, and they thought that they would make a good pair — leading to almost everyone to ship them.

venti is the #1 supporter of the yn x zhongli agenda and supports his students shenanigans when it comes to the two <3

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✧ー ENIGMA [stc] :: ft. kaedehara kazuha x FEM!reader

TW death, car accident

this was supposed to be mixed signals but it will be very angsty so i was like NOOOO ok imma just make this into another smau. THUS, the birth of this smau. ALRIGHT!!!!!! get ready for angst AND i'm giving y'all some second lead <33

y/n once live a happy life with her loving parents alongside their blooming business — but all those were gone because of a mishap that occurred one rainy night. throughout the years of finding the truth about the tragic accident, y/n found herself falling for her childhood friend, kaedehara kazuha. kazuha had always been by her side since the day her parents passed away. never did he leave her side, he was always there to support her. but... why?

AAAAA i wanna shout bc i want to do this one SO BADDDD i want to finish every smau that i'm supposed to do so i can get started with this one. i might publish this alongside Professors of Love but i think i'd be able to start this during the summer vacation (april ?) of 2023? i hope i won't be busy by then so i can do this :'))

tags sneak peek!!!!!

[nashishishi]

saiouma fic recs (completed fics only)

LIST IS AT 200 AND COUNTING

(fic list and conditions for how i rate them below cut)

R A T I N G S :

                 Five stars at most. Increased number of stars for how memorable it is, how recognizable it is, and overall length and quality of the fanfiction. Originality was especially important when I rated these fics. Don't see your favorite SaiOuma fic here? It's probably because I didn't find it original. In addition, the way the fic ended was also very important to me. Depending on how much effect it had on me, it might have taken a star down.

                 Ratings are not based on placement on the list. The list is numbered purely so that it's more convenient for when I want to count how many there are. (Although I will note that the reason the first four are all 5 stars is because they were the best ones I thought of off the top of my head.)

                I rate these fics as SaiOuma fics, not as fics in general. That means that if the SaiOuma isn’t really important, but it just happens to make the fic cuter, then it’s on the list but it’s not 4 stars.

                 Ratings are in double corner brackets (「」).

 I M P O R T A N T:

                 All fanfictions in this list are of high quality. Some are just better than others, in my opinion. What I am ranking is: out of the best fics out there, which ones are the best of the best?

                 Don't be discouraged by any 1 star ratings. Those fics are still wonderful. Trust me, my tastes aren't garbage.

                 There aren't a lot of smut fics here. Most of, if not all the smut fics here are fics that are either Porn with Feelings or Porn with Plot. (I was hesitant to include smut fics at all, but goddamn, "Shuichi's Love Hotel" by ReturnToZero was just too damn good not to.) If you came here for smut fics (maybe you’re horny rn idk) then this isn’t the right place to look.

                 I didn’t add any of the summaries to these fics. This big block of text would only get bigger if I did that. I also didn’t add any links because I’m lazy. (I might add links later, though.)

 B I A S E S :

                 I don't like Sumb and Oumoron very much. Any fics that have Sumb and/or Oumoron are probably going to have lower ratings by default.

                 I'm always hesitant to read pregame fics. This is usually because the fic has something to do with violence, unhealthy obsessions, and toxic relationships. Because of this, my impression and overall opinion of the fic is bound to be tainted. (The only exception is “Sweetheart” by Hyacinthium, apparently.)

               I'm a sucker for Hanahaki fics. There's a lot of them here. I know it totally contradicts my earlier statement about originality, but I just love Hanahaki fics way too much. Please take Hanahaki fic ratings with a grain of salt.

                 I probably (read: most definitely) avoided some fics that have the Major Character Death tag. I've tried to steel myself in order to read the fics where Kokichi dies (because it's always Kokichi), but I still end up avoiding most of them. I could be missing out on some S-tier fics here, so make sure to tell me if I am.

                 I (probably, most likely) did not include any fics that were cross-posted on Wattpad, because I didn't bother to read the ones that said "cross-posted on Wattpad" in the summary. I don't like Wattpad fics, and I was only justified further when one of the cross-posted fics I was reading opened with the words "Shuichi's POV:". If there are any SaiOuma fics from Wattpad that are good, please tell me.

                 I, uhh, usually rate my fics based on how emotional they make me. I'm not the type to cry while reading, or even when watching a movie, so if a fic makes me cry, it is a goddamn good fic. Which means, if it's angsty enough (Kokichi dies probably, idk) then it made me cry. Therefore, 5 stars.

                If you don't trust my ratings at all, you should really just go check them out yourself. Really, they're all good.

 ☆ﾟ°˖* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

25,244 | mediocre_kazoo_player 「☆☆☆☆☆」

In A Heartbeat | papapapuffy 「☆☆☆☆☆」

there's a thin line between comedy and tragedy | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Hologram | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆☆」

nouveau dèpart | kami (slowburnsunsets) 「☆☆☆☆」

Rubik's cubes a'rolling | Mbirnsings71 「☆☆」

Now you're speaking my language | Jimcloud 「☆☆☆」

Cigarettes & Grief | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆☆☆」

It's Lonely at Midnight | AnimeGirlAnn 「☆☆☆☆」

Second Chances | Lethargic_Lilac 「☆☆☆」

Shuichi's Love Hotel | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Field Trip | ReturnToZero 「☆☆」

Tells | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆」

listen, before i go | HopelessTodorokiLover 「☆☆☆☆」

How to express love | Litsu 「☆☆☆」

Hypothetical Situation | Tyingto_NoyFail_InLife 「☆☆☆☆」

cops and robbers | 264feet 「☆☆」

Meta | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆☆」

The Perks of Being Hollywood Spawn | Lenasaurous 「☆☆☆☆」

we can be ghosts together | maddylime 「☆☆☆☆」

you have the right to remain right here | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆☆」

built to last | rannas 「☆☆☆☆☆」

starved. | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Unexpected Developments | adylini 「☆☆☆☆」

so YA novels were a fcking lie [series] | sleep_247 「☆☆☆」

welcome home | tougenkyous 「☆☆☆☆」

closet case | clownmaeda_renaissance 「☆☆☆」

Loop [series] | Romhack0101 「☆☆☆」

how to fall in love in three easy steps | chuwuyas 「☆☆☆☆」

sometimes i fantasize about faking my own death, just to see how it would make you feel [series] | hubbletuff 「☆☆☆☆」

Forget-Me-Not [series] | Rhyllow 「☆☆☆☆」

3.38 | Plus_ONE (SfrogPlus) 「☆☆☆☆」

Wishing It Was You | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」

flower for your thoughts? | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

The Long List of Things that Annoy Kokichi Ouma | FishMum 「☆☆☆☆」

Little Lies | Krokodyll 「☆☆☆☆」

His Mouth | RandomGuineaPig 「☆☆☆☆」

La la love | Tiramisseun 「☆☆」

soulmate's connection. | kiraqi (caticoo) 「☆☆☆☆」

Sectional Rivalry | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆」

The Way to a Man's Heart (is through his stomach) | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」

Month of Hell | megastarstrike 「☆☆」

summer depression | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆☆」

a future for you and me | Yukari 「☆」

And All the Things I Don't Talk About | murg 「☆☆☆☆」

Restoring Connections | queenshroom 「☆☆☆」

My Hat, Your Hat | Hittinmiss 「☆☆☆」

looking for what's right in front of me | kathoo 「☆☆☆」

You Don't Need to Say | auralikh 「☆☆」

His True Feelings | begonialily 「☆☆」

Your Sweet Russian Roulette | coeurdargent 「☆☆」

poem weaver | tia37 「☆☆☆」

Shine | taitofan 「☆☆」

(Life) After Death | Rovelae 「☆☆☆」

Things Could Be Worse... No, Really. | thatsrightdollface 「☆☆☆☆」

Monsoon | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆」

do not get blackout drunk [series] | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆」

And now for something different | Serahne 「☆☆☆」

He Dreams Too | error_in_execution 「☆☆☆」

Flower Language | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」

Poison Mouth | psychiccupid 「☆☆」

After All, I'm (Not) A Liar | BrightStarWrites 「☆☆☆」

Alone | orphan_account 「☆☆☆☆」

Close | echocantspell 「☆☆☆」

Kriegspiel | Azia 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Valentine's Chocolate | shslAO3_fanficWriter 「☆☆」

A Game of Confessions (And Love) | HereComesAComment  「☆☆☆☆」

The Writer | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

Sleepovers and What They Mean to a Surpeme Leader | LavenderMilk 「☆」

Sweetheart | Hyacinthium 「☆☆☆☆☆」

midnight swim | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」

Love in the Mist | winterflakes 「☆☆☆」

Feelings of Ham | lovingdefiance 「☆☆☆」

Pockets Full of Petals | ColorfulVoid  「☆☆☆☆」

Little Bastards (Saiouma) | ySoda (JESTERPH0BIC) 「☆☆☆」

Withdrawal | screaming_speedwell 「☆☆☆☆」

Roommates and Blind Dates | AchiOuma 「☆☆☆」

Googly Eyes and a Heart-Shaped Lollipop | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」

A Flower's Meaning (hanakotoba) | hananocha 「☆☆☆☆」

Close Youre Eyes and Rest | Snowy_Snowflake 「☆☆☆」

Ad-Lib Performance | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

Comfort In Your Silence | Akiragane 「☆☆☆」

Chocolates for My Beloved | sushihara_shuichi 「☆☆」

Seven Ways to Prove I Love You | EternalFluffy 「☆☆☆☆」

For What It's Worth | screaming_speedwell 「☆☆☆☆」

It's not stealing if I gift it to you freely | twinSky 「☆☆☆☆」

Cold, Warmer, Warmer..Hot! | Notcreativewithnames 「☆☆☆」

Cold Room and Closed Doors | HereComesAComment 「☆☆☆☆」

Guilty Redemption | TheAzureFox 「☆☆☆」

connections in a coffee shop | plaidnutmeg 「☆☆☆」

I Wish It Was A Lie | Browa123 「☆☆☆☆」

Kinder | Sakakura 「☆☆☆」

The Worst Lie and The True Ending | TheAlmightyResonance 「☆☆☆」

Redemption | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Like That | sunsets 「☆☆☆☆」

The Moonlit Revel of the Phantom Thief | TheMayBellTree 「☆☆☆」

Whatever It Takes | nanisorero (miriam_lee) 「☆☆☆☆」

feelings long since dead | ninata 「☆☆☆☆」

Rain | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆☆」

Seven Minutes In Hell | ariiiadne 「☆☆☆☆」

aftermath | shumais 「☆☆☆☆」

pull me close, hold me tight (i guess we just won't sleep tonight) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

Fledgling | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆☆」

we'll never die (they'll immortalise us in the stars) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆」

all that's left is a ghost of you | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

Overwhelming affection | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆」

Holds My Heart | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Home | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Bittersweet | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Saccharine | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Stay | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

this song reminded me of you (so i played it on loop and my friends grew concerned for my mental well-being) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

anywhere whenever (apart but still together) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

Something Off | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆」 

Surface | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆」 

The Light of our Hearts | earthseaBorealis 「☆☆☆」 

Pulling at Heartstrings | megastarstrike 「☆☆」 

radio silence | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」 

From Me to You | Angelic_Ascent 「☆☆☆☆」 

Vos Autem Lux Inferos | megastarstrike 「☆☆」 

sunlight | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」 

Playing Detective | megastarstrike 「☆☆」 

Mister and Mister Communication | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆」 

Strawberry Sweethearts | megastarstrike 「☆☆」 

Catch and Release | Hanzohara 「☆☆☆☆」 

Always In My Head | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」 

So Much More | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」 

These Nights | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」 

Heaven | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」 

healing takes time. [series] | kiraqi (caticoo) 「☆☆☆☆」 

drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, romeo! | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆」 

Sick | sinfulwonder 「☆☆」 

Let's Do a Lot More Together | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

Salt in the Wound | kokichiouma 「☆☆☆」

Recluse | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

New and Better | sinfulwonder 「☆☆」

Alone | sinfulwonder 「☆☆」

Something to Live for | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

it's a little more fun when i'm with you | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆」

How Many Will There Be By Dawn? | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Safehouse | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Safehouse | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Flashbulb Memory | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

I Forgive You | kokihara 「☆☆☆」

A Helping Hand | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆」

cat scratch [series] | error_in_execution 「☆☆☆☆」

Contents of a Deadman's Pocket | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

Best By Date on Label | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆」

Good Mourning | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆」

Day 7 - Mastermind AU | lake_writes 「☆☆☆」

Repeat Exposure | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆☆」

Contrived Courtship | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

Five Steps Backwards Into Love | megastarstrike 「☆」

Our Final Words [series] | ImaginaryFigment 「☆☆☆☆」 

No One Was Ever Supposed To Know | TheTealTea 「☆☆☆☆」  

The truth | Ash_Shade 「☆☆」 

Accidental meetings, or is it fate? | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」 

Conflicting Opinions | kckicuma 「☆」 

sometimes it's hard to convince yourself to stay. | maddylime 「☆☆☆☆」 

The Suicide of Shuichi Saihara. [series] | gay_fire_69 「☆☆」 

moving in | rannas 「☆☆☆☆」 

Put the Past Behind | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆」 

Ameliorate the Pain | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆☆」 

How Many Letters to Say I Love You | Hypoxia 「☆☆☆☆☆」 

A Song of Sacrifice | SomeoneSpoopy 「☆☆☆」 

If you're with me | majorinconvenience 「☆☆☆☆☆」 

Romeo's Quest (Saiouma) | ySoda (JESTERPH0BIC) 「☆☆☆☆」 

finding a relationship in the least likely way | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」 

Wilt | fatiguedfern 「☆☆☆☆☆」 

It's a lie! | majorinconvenience 「☆☆☆☆」 

Freshly brewed dreams for a long spoiled talent | majorinconvenience 「☆☆☆☆」 

what happened to the soul that you used to be? | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

waterfalls coming out your mouth | terrortxwer (dekimasen) 「☆☆☆☆」

Waste Paper | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆」 

Everything was Beautiful | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」 

Congratulations for not dying yet. | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」 

Viral | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」 

smile (the worst is yet to come) | rannas 「☆☆☆☆」 

Attached (by heart and wrist, apparently) | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」 

Get To Reading | paooowa 「☆☆☆☆」 

That Funny Feeling | Loafas_Lawyer 「☆☆☆」 

Melancholia | ImaginaryFigment 「☆☆☆☆☆」 

Sleepless and (almost) alone | GrossShapes 「☆☆☆☆」 

death isn't the answer is it? | maddylime 「☆☆☆」 

birthday wish | maddylime 「☆☆☆☆」 

Truths and Despair | tarochai 「☆☆」 

just know that if you hide (it doesn't go away) | moonlightsunny 「☆☆☆」 

i carry band-aids on me now (for when your soft hands hit the jagged ground) | Anonymous 「☆☆☆☆」 

Every Adventure Needs An Artist | SelenaShuu 「☆☆」 

Inventive Love | Cookiestar16 「☆」 

Missing The Detective | Shyhara 「☆☆☆」 

wash away | rannas 「☆☆☆☆」 

hospital roof | yhighon 「☆☆☆☆」 

Literary Affection | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」 

Chameleon Cat | SomeoneSpoopy 「☆☆」 

For Warmth | sai_ouma_trash 「☆☆☆」 

a special day calls for a special date | kckicuma 「☆☆」 

A Flower from My Beloved | DJBeatz 「☆☆☆」 

A Date with the School Heartthrob (ft. Overprotective Friends) | DJBeatz 「☆☆☆」 

Gentle Hands | DJBeatz 「☆☆」 

Gentleness - Saiou One Write/One Draw | DJCarnation 「☆☆」 

In my arms tonight | catcake 「☆☆」 

Irreplaceable You | DillasStrikesBack 「☆☆☆☆☆」

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this list kinda just updates whenever i feel like it so,,,,, don’t expect consistency. i have other things to do like be a functional human being so sometimes i forget to read any fics that day. (although despite all the important things i’ve made time for i still fail to be a functional human being.)

  if you have any fics that you like but aren’t on this list, be sure to tell me. i’m trying to get to 420 ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

[parcoeurs]

Extremely fascinated by your wag AU tag 👀.

thanks bestie so am i.

okay lmao so this isn't an actual fic that'll ever be written but. i was talking to my friend about it who still hasn't finished dts season 3 unfortunately but it means that i've switched around ages and years etc. i promise this has the potential to be a fun and sexy time but there's just s o much background shit that needs to be discussed. tw for mentions of irl deaths etc:

but pierre & charles meeting when they're 5-6 (which is what i think charles actually says irl but someone said it might've been closer to when they were 10-11? regardless.) and charles' dad passes away when they're 9-10, and jules when they're 13-14 and charles quits racing then. (fyi i know that irl jules passed away first)

he thinks about quitting when his dad passes away but keeps going with help from jules. so when the accident etc happens, it's not even like an active decision he ponders. he just knows there's no way he'll race again.

and pierre's been with him throughout everything, his best friend who he can talk to when he can't bear looking at his own family. so he doesn't understand when pierre tells him he's going to keep racing. when charles had told him he was never going to get into a kart ever again, pierre had nodded, grabbed his hand and squeezed it tight. important to note that they're barely teenagers rn so yes charles feels betrayed that pierre isn't feeling the same things he is and isn't choosing the same future for himself etc.

they have a huge fight, lots of crying, lots of dramatic teenage angst. but it ultimately ends with charles shutting pierre out of his life. which is easier said than done when it's your best friend whose family is super close with yours. but it works because pierre is off racing around the world and charles has done all he can to never have to think about that stuff.

so charles goes to school, is doing uni somewhere in europe. studies something generic like business or maybe if i'm feeling suuuuper indulgent i will have him major in environmental studies like moi <3 pointedly does not come to monaco during grand prix weekend or the week before or the week after.

and then anthoine passes away too. (they're 20-21 now)

they see each other again at the funeral but don't talk, they meet up afterwards. pierre breaking down in charles' arms, clutching at his back, telling him he was right. pierre should've quit, he can't do this anymore either. they haven't said a word to each other in 7 years but charles still knows pierre, and knows that this isn't actually what pierre wants. or what he should do. (charles vaguely knows pierre's in f1 but doesn't know he's with redbull, doesn't know redbull's the top team etc)

"you can still do this, you will," charles tells him.

"not without you again."

so then comes the challenge of mending their relationship while still working through the shared trauma, and the Layers of past trauma. and also just the general awkwardness that comes with a friendship breakup/makeup situation you know! they can't just act like nothing happened but would it be easier that way?

they start texting first, then they play fifa or cod together. (sometimes pierre's british friend lewis joins too.)

slowly slowly slowly, they become friends again and then inseparable too. maybe even closer than they were before and charles only now realizes how much he missed pierre. while pierre still can't believe he has charles back now, it's as good as he let himself imagine.

the part i'm unsure about is if i would want pierre's career trajectory to be the same or not. because i think the demotion adds SUCH a painful but interesting aspect to his ~storyline. but ultimately i think maybe he just doesn't get the second seat immediately. spends more years with toro rosso/alpha tauri before getting "called up" (sorry i have no idea what the proper terminology is haha ignore the nba/nhl terms).

he invites charles to his first race in the red bull and charles says no. immediately. pierre's quiet on the other side of the phone, internally thinking he messed this up somehow. he thought things were going well and he takes this as charles doesn't want to see him. but he knows there's a lot more that's stopping charles and he also knows charles will definitely pull back if pierre asks about the other stuff. so he moves right along, asking charles about school, the weather, and tries not to let it show in his voice that he misses his best friend and needs him too.

"i'm going to try to watch," charles says, after pierre's yawned goodnight through the phone and is waiting for him to hang up. because you know pierre's not going to hang up first.

"what?"

"the race. i'm going to try. goodnight!" mentally charles slams the phone shut but really he just smashes at the red button before shoving it under his bed and looking at his hands trying to get answers for what he just did.

his only relief is that he didn't promise pierre he would watch, just that he would try. couldn't even choke out a, "good luck." (insert long paragraph about charles letting pierre down or thinking he has).

he only watches qualifying. pierre p3. already knows on saturday that there's no way he can watch the actual race.

but on sunday when he's supposed to be going over his notes for his climate change science & policy course (yes.... i did it...) he finds himself with his heart in his mouth refreshing formula1 dot com. watches the random names move up and down while keeping his eyes on 10 - gasly. (starts shaking for a second when he sees pierre's name drop until the IN PIT sign comes up across his name. fellas the thing about triggers is-- anyways.)

the scariest part is that by the time he's scrolled through all of red bull's socials to look at pictures of pierre on the podium (he finished p2 sorry i know this truly does not matter), he's forgotten about the race. the anxiety sits small in the back of his throat, his happiness for pierre is bright and loud in front of him. charles sends him a message, asking him to call whenever he can and adds a blue & red heart emoji which feels like a Big Step. but basically pierre calls and acts like nothing has happened since the last time they talked. mentions the breakfast he had in detail as if he didn’t get a podium in his first race with red bull. finally with a big team. but charles embarrassingly realizes that maybe his text didn't exactly imply in literally any way whatsoever that he knows the results of the race and was trying to congratulate pierre with this call. charles probably feels so embarrassed at this point but somehow still can't manage to say anything about the race until the next day maybe.

maybe texts pierre, good job. or, you were great. or something about him and not the race. or maybe reposts a picture from red bull but not one of pierre in his car, pointedly. only one of him on the podium. and pierre probably reposts it with the squid emoji and/or my favourite sentence in the world, merci petit calamaro.

charles cries when he reads it.

not to be lazy now but [insert 10k words of them building their friendship. meeting up in monaco with both of their families. meeting in milan or london or paris idk where pierre would live. but he flies charles out. not on a private jet because charles flat out refused lol. not because he's an environmentally conscious king he's just too, embarrassed? overwhelmed? by pierre doing Things Like That for him. even though he wants it lol. like when he graduates he's soooo annoyed that pierre couldn't come celebrate immediately because it was race week. but when he comes home his apartment is filled with flowers (roses, his favourite) and balloons and a giant teddy bear as tall as charles. and he DOES post 12 instagram stories to go with the other 30 from his other friends congratulating him. so yeah charles goes through a lot of personal growth and therapy. to the point where he's watching pierre race again, and waiting for him to invite him to a race again!!! do not even think about actual dates i'm fucking begging you but the one he goes to is monza :))))]

ultimately charles' path to understand/accepting/moving on from, his trauma, happens once he has pierre back in his life. it's also encouraged by pierre, but it's also not entirely because of him. not sure how to word that but yeah. these things are happening at the same time but charles still has to go through them by himself.

pierre takes him on romantic dates all around the world and charles doesn't realize that's what they are. fully in his bestie vibes only mood while pining for pierre in a way he doesn't even quite understand. almost a self deprecating, jeez whoever gets to date pierre is going to be so lucky :/

fanpage on ig: met pierre's alleged bf he's so pretty and sweet, i complimented his shoes and he was so nice. charles reading that: i didnt know he was dating someone :( why wouldn't he tell me :( well at least someone complimented my shoes today :(

pierre doesn't necessarily think they're dating, but he does know charles doesn't quite realize what they're doing so he's just waiting for him to come to terms with it.

not to give this au 10 different subplots but yeah that miscommunication plot becomes our prize for surviving through the first part of this.

but yeah at the last race of the year, that pierre wins because i said so? charles finds him before he goes on to the podium, kisses his helmet. says i love you, i'm so proud of you.

THEN, finally, charles does become pierre's wag. we made it kids. we did it joe.

[hip-pouch]

rules: answer 30 questions and tag blogs you are contractually obligated to know better

i was tagged by: @hisknife ( copy pasted the entire format from them cuz too lazy) which is - wow someone actually acknowledges that i exist

Tw: emo and i'm bad at english

1. name/nickname: kris or just dude

2. gender: physically F but you won't catch me act like one

3. star sign: sagittarius

4. height: 5’11

5. time: 11:12 am

6. birthday: December 2

7. favorite bands: i don't have favourites but ig i'm listening to a lot of bullet for my valentine and old eminem songs rn

8. song stuck in my head: BOY FANTASY - I H3ART YOU

9. last movie: The Hole (2001) but i don't really watch tv

10. last show: i don't watch tv :/

11. when did i create this blog: 2017 and it was horrendous

12. what do i post: depends on what i'm into at the time, rn it's dbd shit, michael myers shit, funny shit but i haven't found one good meme in ages

13. last thing googled: hummus recipe ig

14. other blogs: no side hustles

15. do i get asks: i've never received an ask in my entire life ( no one thinks i exist + no friends)

16. why i chose my url: played the remake of re2 so yeah, but i kinda wanna change it now

17. following: 293 but since this acc is from 2017 more than half is irrelevant

18. followers: 153 (all bc of that one PH meme tf)

19. average hours of sleep: i have chronic insomnia so 3 hours max

20. lucky number: there's no such thing as luck in my life 😎🤟🏻

21. instruments: i had a digital piano when i was like 14 and i was kinda rocking that shit but then my mom decided i was having too much fun and threw it away. Never touched an instrument ever since

22. what am i wearing: oversized clothes from the men's section

23. dream job: anything that includes repairing, engineering or woodworking, but i got forced into the medical field

24. dream trip: abandoned beach + chilly weather + cloudy

25. favorite song: i don't have favourites

26. last book read: i'm illiterate i can't read

27. top three fictional universes: league of legends, dbd, and twitter

there's only 27 questions so i decided to add 3 more

28. current fictional character interests: jhin and michael myers, (evan macmillano on a sunny day)

29. is anyone going to read this: no lmfao except for the peep that tagged me

30. if masked murderer bad why sexy? : 🤷‍♂️

Peeps i tag: i don't have anyone on tumblr less goo 😐

[ibelonginthepast]

okay I need your klance fic recs(i feel like you have really good taste)(i mean your icon is literally THE keith of course you have god tier taste)

okay so the thing is.. that when i say am kinda messed up and disgusting sometimes... and becoming a madwoman... am not over exaggerating or saying it in a funky way.. i actually am getting like that .. and that's how i got into the klance fandom initially. i project through lance and read really langsty fics.. and they are messed messed with like violent nsfw, gore, horror, serious mental health issues etc? so if u want those... i'll only send them if u want?

yeah tho i entered with this thingy that klance is gonna be like my guilty pleasure or some shit but them i inevitably fell in love with some GORGEOUS fanfictions out there and KEITH KOGANE in all shapes sizes genders and ages so lol...

but they aren't flowery. that's just not my taste. Some of them might be "problematic"? it's in quotes because i don't agree with it. it's not going to be problematic in plain ignorant sense like racial issues or blatant sexism or mental abuse.... but they might have like stuff which people dont always agree with like drugs. most of them would have nsfw it's just something that i need to have for feels and that's why i asked if u minded it. some things are like more subjective,, characterizations for example, cause like some people dont think keith is a skirt guy cause he isnt in fashion but i think he is petty and rebellious so he will defo do that? some of them would have like physical fights and stuff.. or keith and lance being mean to each other.. some ugly habits which aren't necessarily condemned like anger or drugs.? but with how i see it, it's not glorified, so i see them as human. i love the raw and ugly in these or idk its just human to me (but some people dont like which is completely valid cause we are all different from different environments and think different and resonate with different stuff.)

wait addition: i think some of them will have sexist themes? which i have complained about a lot before. i dont know why authors feel the need to somehow put women down to show how a mlm relationship without any women is superior or some shit it's annoying as fuck i hate it. i dont think i would have any especially sexist fics here, but there might be some with lowkey themes and bad handling of those issues. some of them mau have that subtext of disgusting heteronormative standards, but in subtext uk like bottom lance having a small waist and being giggly and all in contrast to big bulk keith.

here are some that i had bookmarked... but i may remember some more and then send them to u and or add them here...

a heads up.. i dont remember all of them very well. its been a while and i read fanfictions A LOT so yeah.. incase one slips up here which isnt very good am sorry dont judge me

the bold ones are the ones u should really check out if our taste is similar.

to begin with plain f l u f f,, my first klance bookmark was How Could I Say No? by Padfoots_Pawprint. tws for violence, bullying, injury BUT it's not actually gory or something like that it's just keith being keith and getting hurt and lance helping my boi like he should. it made me feeeeeeeel ksksk

this was one that kinda really touched me,, Wasted youth, Cryptids, and Waterboys by Baea THIS HAS EXPLICIT NSFW in it, the first chapter kicks off with it.. its a good fuck buddies to lovers in my opinion.. i love the writing style, the choice of how it's just a couple entries of random days in their lives. i love keith's characterization.. he is a hobo and a conspiracy nerd.. i love how down for him lance is, very dedicated. i love their growth.. i love how they help each other grow,, and it's so like real and usual day to day and human and down to earth idk how else to express it. this is INCOMPLETE. it's 12 chapters and discontinued as of now,, but it's not a deadly cliffhanger

similar in style and approach to the above. tho i think here is where it gets dubious. Easy, Tiger. by @/WhatTheBodyGraspsNot ... this is INCOMPLETE too and as of now discontinued. this has that sorta murky vibe with it's drug usage, them being teenagers in school and engaging in stuff like this, bad boy keith and all. this has nsfw too. i just remember really liking it and its very raw and unfiltered. tho it's incomplete it's not an open ending for now.

okay so i am restarting this but am upset as fuck that it all got deleted so i am gonna be lazy and not put as much effort as i did.

i have also Crowd Pleaser bookmarked by the same author,, this one's complete and it has some serious issues around gaslighting if i remember correctly... i really liked it then. keith is literally an angel here, i want to kidnap him and marry him literally. the s h w ee t e s t shit ,, and i like how lance gives him all the support and space to get his shit together

Drummer boy by klancekorner,, i think it's similar to the prev one, but lance's pov(which is what i prefer ngl). this authors fanfics are all just wholesome. i had put links to all their fics before, but imma now just say that u should go and check all their fics out. i have them all bookmarked, i must have seen something in them (can't remember what now tho and i cant be bothered to skim through them like last time *rolls eyes*)

War of hearts? idk why honestly, just ik keira has made me gay, and lesbian rejection angst? garrison? yes :) it's incomplete, conveniently left at the point where lance's heart is broken lol

Fuck buddies with benefits. THE NAME IS BAD I KNOW but i just love the idea of a dedicated mess of a keith and lance taking care of him. that's it that's the fic if i remember correctly. oh wait yeah u might think keith is not treating lance right, but i think it's fine if lance is treated a bit stupid. this is a bit too sex driven tho i dont like it but just SLEEPDEPRIVED KEITH TO TAKE CARE OF IMMA SIGN UP (ik this maybe coming off toxic but lol look at me)

Rambling: THIS WAS ME.

Last Defense: TW SUICIDE this is literally the langst i have for canon lance

I want something else: bad boy keith can break my limbs and cut my face and i will thank him

A thank you would be nice: keira damn

game-set-match: b a d b o y

I swear to go the devil made me do it: my typically fav trop, hardcore pining lance, literally perfect angsty keith. very similar to the top ones ig? idk also this one is one of my comparatively recent sane bookmarks so that's something. it starts off weird, u think it gon be subtly sexist but it turns out better so hold on

you've got me locked up: i think it's delinquent keith,, its floofy

Dad lance and tattoo artist keith: the name says it

damn while going through my bookmarks i realized that there are a lot of things i never bookmarked? i am pretty sure i loved a lot of long fanfictions, flower shop aus and tattoo artists shit wtf-

wait here's one, it's not complete: Blood jumps in the sun: it's very heavy has a lot of growth and kinda wholesome,, tags and summary will give u an idea what u getting in.

The lessons we learned: can't remember much other than florist keith, sad keith, smart keith, really long, pining

damn i think i have a lot of happy ones i didn't bookmark cause my brain was like u dont deserve the serotonin :( i'll add if i have more)

some actually angsty, detailed nsfw and messy (according to the way u interpret these) ones... lemoninagin.. they have some very detailed and explicit nsfw stuff but i am not there for it. some of it has the kind of angst i like? an actual one that i love and they recently posted and the reason am putting them here is infinitesimal. best friends to lovers and tho usually it's not my cup of tea.. it's a character study, an interpretation of klance in a modern world i dare say,, which is very similar to mine. the thing about them is that i like their characterization a lot, and in no love in this, i like what kind of background stories they give to klance in their aus. i haven't read many by them, so if u want u can check them out.

i just realized i have put some lowkey sad/fucked fics here... i did remove 5 rn... i hope its all good damn why am i doing this i feel like am putting myself naked out there when i recommend my favs

[drowsy-duck]

Haahhh... -_-