#too dark?
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princehendir · 4 months ago
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Every conversation about anxiety on social media makes me feel like that "depression can get so bad you stop showering?" post
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texaschainsawmascara · 5 months ago
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sillyfudgemonkeys · 9 months ago
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I'm re-listening to the books and got to the Tea House scene again and had a foul, but accurate, idea TT0TT
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nitzeart · 2 years ago
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The best plot twist in cinematic history is when Ahkmenrah takes off the mummy wraps and instead of a scary decomposing corpse he's cute and sassy.
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cumcov3redangel · 12 days ago
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You lips probably look amazing wrapped around a cock
My lips would also look amazing wrapped around a gun btw
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finely-arts · 6 months ago
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Might fuck around and make a self insert fallout oc who wants to commit toaster bath but due to having LUCK 1, being so unlucky, it loops back around so they never die.
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sivavakkiyar · 1 year ago
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I’m just saying having House being your first example of fictional depictions of bedside manner is a little like having your first example of fictional depictions of child raising be Medea. Except you know that might be unfair to Medea
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jeena-says-hi · 2 years ago
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I think I figured out what happened to Melissa’s mum:
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lavanyaforyou · 2 years ago
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my ex to me after we kissed: gawd you're an awful kisser
me: sorry, i never had an uncle who'd teach me
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wuzzuwuzz · 2 years ago
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hmmm i am really not having a fun time with my school assignment
hmmmm i sure hope my teacher doesn't mysteriously go missing
hmmmmmmm i wonder why an unidentified body just washed up on the shore of the local lake
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monawolly · 7 months ago
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Let's hope it's really a tree...
It’s 1 am and I can hear one of the neighbors chainsawing a tree.
At least I hope it’s one of the neighbors because the alternative is much more worrisome.
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pokepokee · 17 days ago
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something i dont get yet in The Amazing Digital Circus is like,, they wore headphones or whatever right,,, i cant imagine how much their physical bodies are rotting, unless it was very intentional and there are people taking care of them
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humming-fly · 13 days ago
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They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count
Bonus:
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texaschainsawmascara · 21 days ago
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John won btw
David Lynch “who gives a fuckin’ shit how long a scene is?” vs John Waters “if the movie’s too long, cut it” fight to the death
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dalightbeam · 3 months ago
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Death is a gift of freedom. Death is liberty.
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