#too dark?

[princehendir]

Every conversation about anxiety on social media makes me feel like that "depression can get so bad you stop showering?" post

[texaschainsawmascara]

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

I'm re-listening to the books and got to the Tea House scene again and had a foul, but accurate, idea TT0TT

[nitzeart]

The best plot twist in cinematic history is when Ahkmenrah takes off the mummy wraps and instead of a scary decomposing corpse he's cute and sassy.

[finely-arts]

Might fuck around and make a self insert fallout oc who wants to commit toaster bath but due to having LUCK 1, being so unlucky, it loops back around so they never die.

[librawritesstuff]

“My folks left me at Blenheim Vale and all I got was this lousy t-shirt…”

[sivavakkiyar]

I’m just saying having House being your first example of fictional depictions of bedside manner is a little like having your first example of fictional depictions of child raising be Medea. Except you know that might be unfair to Medea

[jeena-says-hi]

I think I figured out what happened to Melissa’s mum:

[lavanyaforyou]

my ex to me after we kissed: gawd you're an awful kisser

me: sorry, i never had an uncle who'd teach me

[peppermintquartz]

I've watched Disney princess movies since I was a kid and all I've ever got out of them was hoping I'd be an orphan early on

[wuzzuwuzz]

hmmm i am really not having a fun time with my school assignment

hmmmm i sure hope my teacher doesn't mysteriously go missing

hmmmmmmm i wonder why an unidentified body just washed up on the shore of the local lake

[monawolly]

Let's hope it's really a tree...

It’s 1 am and I can hear one of the neighbors chainsawing a tree.

At least I hope it’s one of the neighbors because the alternative is much more worrisome.

[dalightbeam]

Death is a gift of freedom. Death is liberty.

[mournfulroses]

Clarice Lispector, from "Too Much of Life Complete Chronicles," publ. in 2022

[fairydrowning]

– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.